WEBVTT - Caravan Episode: Black Caps Vs England - 1st Test Day 2 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:06.280 No third umpire, no rewind, just raw dog commentary. This 0:00:06.680 --> 0:00:11.479 is the alternative commentary collective. Oh thanks to the great 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:13.160 New Zealanders ad resin. 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:15.840 I mean, interesting thing to discuss. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:17.560 Lee back out and if we're going to get into 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:19.759 it now is what we do with Tim Saudi on 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:21.000 his retirement. 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:24.800 And more importantly, what we do with his seed. Well 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:25.279 that's right. 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:29.120 I mean we're saying to micro flame Jerry, that is 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:32.559 a sense in which the DNA that is contained within 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.480 Tim Saudi, think about how valuable that is. Think about 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:38.600 how the technology these days creates options that mean we 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:40.920 could use that DNA. 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:43.920 His works again bowling to Saudi, two slips and the 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:47.159 shapes away nicely, but more swing this morning for the 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:50.640 English bowlers. So far, that was a beautiful delivery from 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:54.680 what it's full and started off stump shaped away nicely, 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:55.880 drew south into the shot. 0:00:56.920 --> 0:00:59.040 So we're not suggesting that, you know, he has to 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.280 breed with anyone inarticular, but if we you can just 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:05.320 milk some of that seed, and if you could give 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:07.560 some of that seed back to New Zealand cricket, back 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:10.760 to the game, and then we can do with it 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:13.520 what we please, whether it's you know, using it to 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:17.400 create a super baby of some description, a supercricket baby. 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:18.200 Yeah. 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:20.880 What another slipper now, three slips in a galley for 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:22.679 Wokes bowling to Salia. 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:24.880 Goes down the track and smashes him down the ground 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:28.679 for four. There we go. That's the Tim Sauvi that 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:29.440 we know and love. 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:31.959 Yeah, a little kind of a little skip down the 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.280 wicket and he got didn't quite get all of it though, 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:37.200 did he But it's still down to four down in 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:38.039 mid on. 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:41.080 Do you think they'll have a target in mind today? 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:45.280 I mentioned this morning potentially three fifty, I think, just 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:49.000 as a an arbitrary type target. But during is saying 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:51.800 this morning, what's the average first thing score at Hagley? 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:57.480 To eighty seven? Wow, so they've already surpassed that. A 0:01:57.520 --> 0:02:00.640 Smokes comes in again, Boles to Sui. This one shapes 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:02.680 away again Sow he plays it from the crease to 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:03.840 gully and there's no run. 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:06.640 First thing runs always so crucial. 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:08.520 I often find when we look back at a at 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:10.960 a Test match loss with New Zealand, oftentimes will say 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:14.280 we lost it in that first innings. We didn't quite 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.760 score enough runs. And that's always one that comes back 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.640 to haunt us. You can play yourself back into the match, 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:20.960 but at some point you're going to be how to 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:25.240 account with your runs. So these runs really are crucial. 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:31.800 So Howie's fourteen Phillips is forty two ball of the 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:35.760 overcoming up from Wokes. So Howie again plays from the crees, 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:38.600 drives it into the gap at cover. I'll just get one, 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:41.440 so stay on strike for the next over saw. He 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:44.640 moves to fifteen New Zealand three twenty five for eight. 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:49.359 Can we still use Sir Richard Hadley's seed? That's a 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:50.800 good question, is isn't it. 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:52.959 I did hang out with Sir Richard recently at his 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:58.160 place in Pegasus and christ Church. I understand he may 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:04.800 have had a prostrate operation recently. I know he definitely 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:08.080 has had a couple of hip replacements. Yeah, he's also 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.560 had a little bit of a it's a couple of 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:11.320 heart issues. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:13.840 I feel like he may have had prostate cancer. Yes, 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:16.839 so maybe not? Okay, how does that work? 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:19.240 Can you still go into the testes and grab sperm 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:21.080 from someone who's had prostate cancer? 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:22.680 I'm pretty sure it's medically possible. 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:23.079 Yeah. 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.160 Well, I think consent issues are our biggest problem with 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:26.880 this ploe guy thinking. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:31.320 Well, I think if you can go in and grab 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:33.880 the sperm, I don't see why he wouldn't be into it, 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:34.320 to be. 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:37.880 Honest, really, Yeah, that's your read on him. Yeah, he's 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.119 that kind of guy, I think. 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:45.240 So that's good for the game. He's cast bowling to Sauvi. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:47.680 This is high and there it's pulled away and there's 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.040 a man coming around underneath it from. 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:52.920 Midwork and that is the end of Saudi. 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:57.080 Was always gonna be as Innings was always going to 0:03:57.120 --> 0:04:00.160 win like that, wasn't it, backing away and looking to 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.640 hike it over cow corner and falling into the trap. 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.560 There was two men back on the fence. 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:10.480 Wow, plastic, Tim SOUI, you don't die wondering, and you 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:11.280 don't wonder for long. 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:15.720 How many bulls has he how many short balls have 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:18.280 got him out over the years, Tim Southy. 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:20.159 Almost as many as he's bold. 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:26.680 I reckon, So it smashes a four and it's a single, 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:29.960 and then he's gone. Tim Soudy gone for fifteen New 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:31.640 Zealand three twenty five for nine. 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:37.480 So silver Linings, yeap Zippy will blaze. Now this could 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:40.520 be an interesting phase depending on how long we can 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:41.400 hold up the other end. 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:44.600 Willow Rock on his home ground, you can hold a bat. 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:48.919 Yeah, look willow Rock, He's he's no Chris Martin. No, 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:53.200 he's not a complete bunny. He has got a bad technique. 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:56.599 But he'd be looking to feed the strike to Zippy 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:57.560 from rainbow for sure. 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:00.440 Poor old Zippy hasn't even had time to get set today. 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.440 Is going to have to blaze immediately. But if anyone 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:04.400 could do it, it's Glenn Phillips. 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:07.840 So if you've got going back to Sir Richard, if 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:10.120 you've got the seed of Sir Richard, and you know 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:12.360 he consented to have some seed removed. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:15.360 Directly from the testing, what would you do with it? 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:19.200 Well, it's got to go into some kind of secure facility. 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.960 And I'm thinking that New Zealand Cricket needs to invest 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.720 in the facility that's designed to house the seed, the 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:27.719 DNA of our best players for the future generations. This 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:30.840 is let's not forget this is the aim of this program. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:32.679 We're going to breed the ultimate cricketers. 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:35.320 We have a we have a reason in New Zealand 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:38.320 to think about this because we're at a disadvantage. 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:41.320 It was casponding his first ball to Rourke a pace 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:45.560 but about nipped off the perch and ro about a 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:46.560 foot away from it. 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.360 Then we don't have one point five billion people. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.560 Now it is from we have a base, the factory 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.400 of great cricketers in this country we need to make 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:57.280 to go. We've got we need to build that factory. Yeah, totally, 0:05:57.279 --> 0:06:00.159 we need to grow it. So some kind of secure facility. 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:03.800 Maybe maybe all of the seed from all the great 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:07.000 players goes into one kind of vat and then that's 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.440 used so we never quite know who's who. 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:11.640 Yeah, right, it's just trying to add a little interest. 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:12.080 I don't know. 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:15.560 So you put Debbie Hockley in there, of course, yep, 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:18.520 why wouldn't you? But would you do would you go 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:20.840 more fast bowlers and batsmen? Would you go like a 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.880 leir to Hugh Hugh and a locky Ferguson? 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:25.400 Yeah? 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.599 When he stock some genenesis, I think it's cart. 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:31.280 Steaming into a rock. It's got three slips in a gully. 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:34.400 It's from shapes away from o'rourkey to go through to 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:34.880 the keeper. 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.760 Alternatively, you could just put that seed into a smoothie. 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:41.960 You could do. Could you be making money out of 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:45.360 that seed. I mean, yeah, like horse spreading. Yeah, I mean. 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:48.800 If it's Sir Richard's sperm, for example, what would Sir 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:50.000 Richard's sperm go for. 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:52.320 It's another revenue stream. 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.560 I mean we do it with animals. Yeah, absolutely, I 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:57.440 mean it's lucrative. 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:01.800 Cambridge and Mada matter are built on the seed horses. Yeah. 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:04.640 I imagine as cast comes in and bolves to a 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:08.920 rock shortly that's underneath it. I imagine that, particularly on 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:14.400 the subcontinent, Sir Richard's seed would be incredibly valuable. 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:15.760 Oh yeah, oh absolutely. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.640 I mean I think you'd be paying upwards of one 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:22.440 hundred thousand dollars a straw for his sperm. 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:24.720 I think you might be undervaluing it. I mean really, 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:28.600 it's there's nothing can replace it, and there's a limited 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:30.000 window and a limited supply. 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:30.680 Now we know that. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:37.160 So yeah, we need to get Scott Wennick on the phone. 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:40.520 As cast comes in and this is outside the line 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:42.679 of the off stump and a rock lets. 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:43.400 It go through the keeper. 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:46.360 Well, I mean, in this day and age, you need 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:49.720 to diversify your commercial opportunities. You need to be doing 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:53.080 whatever you can to bring in different revenue streams. You 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:56.000 can't always rely on the broadcast like in. 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:58.360 The past, and the players can get a cut obvious 0:07:58.440 --> 0:07:59.000 lot total. 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:01.600 Look we're not saying that they are being chained to 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:04.760 a bed and they have said seed removed against their will. 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:11.120 They will get rewarded, significantly rewarded for their contribution. 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:17.760 Cars again, bonding, Do I rock this again wide outside 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:19.280 the line of the off stump. Let's it go through 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:22.400 to the keeper end of the over Rourck's you have 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:25.040 to score. Phillips is forty two New Zealand three twenty 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:26.000 five for nine. 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:30.920 And look, if this crazy program of ours was starting today, 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.959 I would be going directly to the combox down there 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:38.120 at Hagley and talking to Shane Bond. Yeah, okay, I'll 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:41.200 be saying, Shane, can you join me in the this cubable. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:41.760 I think it needs to be. 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:44.280 I think you're right, but I think within this factory 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:48.199 there needs to be pillars. Like so one pillar there 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:52.040 is Locky ferguson the fucking Marner Express, Shane Bond just 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:55.600 pure Pace earlier to Hugh Hugh Pace and that is 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:59.760 the Pace Division, just sending hate mail down a perch. 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:00.439 That's what we need. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:02.720 And then you've got your all rounders. I think there 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:05.360 should been all round pillar and then you've got your batsman, 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:09.240 but potentially some super keepers in there, you could, you 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:12.520 know Ian Smith McCullum edam PERORI. 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:18.440 Lead him on not so much, but you know you 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:19.080 get my thinking. 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:23.079 You know, I think your soup you proposed you're super soup. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.839 I don't know if that's specific enough. When you're a 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:26.760 gens you're right. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.240 Actually, I mean, if we're going to do this, when 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.600 you to do it properly correct and it is science, yes, 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:33.000 spin but toy. 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:34.000 I mean some players. 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:36.160 The other thing is when you start and you sign 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:38.880 a contract and decide to play for New Zealand Cricket. 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:42.320 As Fokes comes in and Bolster Phillips is on forty 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:46.839 two two slips, no Phillips goes forward, miss times a 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:50.200 drive into the on side, no run, and you sign 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:53.560 up as a young player. You just sign away some 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:56.880 maybe rights to your sperm and that makes you a 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.880 more valuable asset to New Zealand Cricket at that point. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.600 Absolutely so they will develop you as a player as 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:03.040 a person. 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:06.040 So you might think, you know your contract central contract 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.120 might be say four hundred thousand dollars. All of a sudden, 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:11.360 you're looking. You might be five, six, seven, eight hundred 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:13.800 thousand dollars, depending on how much sperm you can produce. 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:19.880 You go through those tests because as an ongoing revenue stream. 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.360 As Wokes comes in again, bowls to Phillips, this one 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:24.760 nips back at him, strikes him on the pad. 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:28.400 No run, and look we're not You know, your your. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:32.720 Revenue potential goes on long over past your playing days. 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:33.760 This is the great thing about it. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:37.080 And look, I mean ethical wise, look we could I 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:39.200 mean there might be some issues around being alive and 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:41.960 you having you know, simple versions of yourself running around 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:46.079 potentially maybe onstead have passed away. That's when we can 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:47.839 begin the breeding of that particular player. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:51.240 I'm seeing some obstacles with Faro and people like that. 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:53.560 They may have an issue, they may have an interest, 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:55.480 they may not see the bigger picture. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:11:01.199 It's emotional or big swing and a mess from Phillips. 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:05.319 But if we got this thing off the ground, Mike Lane, yeah, 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:07.160 I can see a market like it could be in 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:11.439 the future that other cricket organizations develop their programs and 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.640 then we could bid. He's the only could say, look, 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:16.320 we're going to we want some Joe roupe semen. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.439 Yeah, we could. We could pay a nomenal fee. 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:20.120 For that, and we could we could trade some of 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:22.240 our DNA with the DNA of other nations. 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:24.120 A couple of straws for a couple of straws. There's 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:26.640 no different than the slave auction of the i PL. 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:31.920 It's pretty similar. It's basically branding players test looking at 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:32.720 their teeth. 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:37.240 Workes and again bowling to Phillips, this is down the 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:40.600 leg side while take it in the end from Lolly Pope. 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.920 Making sure the gums are healthy, and then putting them 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:43.439 on the roster. 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:47.080 Yeah, put them through a medical maybe get Morgan faye 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:49.240 he fingers faith he just put them through their paces. 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:53.400 But if we have created the system, we're happening a 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:55.439 can of worms there, because put aside of the ethical 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.360 issues and the setup and the logistics, we're going to 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:01.600 have to raise those children. So we can't just breed 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:03.240 them and set them out to the world and hope 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:05.360 that its cricketers. We're gonna have to front foot that 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:07.920 we're gonna have to put them into some kind of academy. 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:10.360 Yes, yes, well that's all part of the setup, is 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.880 the factory is, you know, from cradle to cricket. 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:14.520 Yeah, from creatle decrease. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:19.679 Again, this is wide down the league side, I would 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:22.000 say from oley paper though they will scamper through for 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:25.520 think goodbye from. 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:29.320 Womb to wicket it'll be it'll be the world's first 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:33.440 womb to wicket. Schemes are so so ambitious. Elon Musk 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:37.400 level ambition. Actually, he's a great fan of breeding, says 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:40.800 we're not breeding enough. Yeah, I'm not trying to do 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.280 it manually in the analog fashion where we're saying, actually, 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:49.240 we've got a technological solution, boundary pushing commentary with no pets. 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:54.880 This is the alternative commentary collective. Oh, thanks to the 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.000 great New Zealanders at regime. 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:01.120 So only whose seed are you taking? 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:05.000 Well, you know, I'm quite familiar with seed. I've seen 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.680 a lot of my time spraying around. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:10.280 You've washed plenty of civilizations down the drain hole. 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.200 Well, yeah, mine and other people's. 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:13.840 I think it's a good idea to get it all 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:15.319 out there, of mixing it all up so you don't 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:16.080 know who's you're getting. 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:18.440 I think about that. I don't know. 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.719 I don't think that's part of the laser focus that's 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:22.840 just a little little man soup on a situation. 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:26.679 I was wondering, should we be targeting us with the 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:29.520 good asks for even through the covers, the call for 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:33.400 two from Phillips and they come back for two. I 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.600 was wondering should we be targeting the fathers of these 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:38.679 players as opposed to the players themselves, because very rarely 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:42.959 is it the players children go on to be phenoms. 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:46.360 You know, it doesn't seem to be very common. I 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:48.800 can't think of too many occasions where father son combo 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:51.160 the son has been the better player. So I wonder 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:54.000 if maybe we go to to Southey's dad and we 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.520 get another load from him, ye straw too, and just 0:13:57.640 --> 0:13:59.760 sort of see, yeah, if we can maybe. 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:03.040 Target some the dirds Williams and stad pets. 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.920 Cast with the good ass and too Phillips and defends 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:10.559 this back to the bowler. What about what about a 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:14.679 commentary team? Big who you're looking at in terms of 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:16.880 you say, say, you know, looking at building the ultimate 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:18.600 commentary team? 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:19.160 Seed? 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:24.720 Yeah, Leehart, obviously you'd want yeah, bit of a seed. 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:27.200 I think there is some seed around the ACC studio, 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:29.800 to be honest, scrape to the back of the chairs, 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:30.840 you might be able to get some off. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:33.160 We're not strictly talking acc. 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:35.040 No, no, no, we're talking like you know Blacaria Keith 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.840 into Henry Blofeld and yeah, Richie you know and too, 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:41.880 I mean a bit harder to might to exhume him. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:43.520 Wow, yees. 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:47.240 Yeah, I'm sure it's been tried. 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:50.920 Fifth ball of Cars's nineteenth over and Phillips Philips across 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.360 a stumps and works it out to mid wicket for 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:53.800 a single. 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:55.800 So you know Rourke will just have the last ball 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:56.240 to face. 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:00.000 I mean, I guess a lot of the great cricket 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.440 has have become commentators, don't they. 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:02.960 Yeah, well not the. 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:04.440 Greatest though, not the greatest. 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.200 I mean you don't see Chris Gal behind the. 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:11.280 Mic, but he's speaking of slinging seed. I'd say there's 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:12.800 none greater than Chris Gay. Yeah. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:15.880 My devalues it though for us really isn't it if 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:18.120 there's a lot of it out there? Can't really. 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:21.080 It's like a you know, it's in the Chinese start 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.840 growing golden kiwi fruit illegally. 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:27.080 It's kind of just brings the supply, demanders and market down. 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.600 I think they're definitely a market for it. Get the 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.520 seed and essentially the egg of some of the female 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.680 cricketers out there and semin at some of the seed 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:41.320 or potentially get you know mealy Cur's father, get his seed. 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:44.600 You Robbie Kerr produce some good players. 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:49.800 Has cast fall straight and fast can straight through willow 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:52.560 raw and he's gone through a dak. 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:53.880 New Zealand's innings is over. 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:57.600 They are bowled all out for three hundred and forty eight. 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:04.920 No glove just not called broadcasting. This is the alternative commentary. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:08.960 Can let you oh thanks to the Greek New Zealanders 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:09.720 at resume. 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:15.360 That's promising to see as well. From Saudi the ball 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:16.000 doing a bit. 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.560 Who would you be? Who would you breed with Saudi? 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:19.760 Who would you put his seed? 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:22.720 Well, someone ticks there and I actually do like the 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.360 idea of you know, a Glenn Maxwell type, you know, 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:28.280 the type of player that you don't traditionally have. I 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:32.840 was thinking even you know, a Stoliness or someone like this. 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:34.720 So it would just be very valuable to the current 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:35.520 New Zealand team. 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:42.800 Yeah, I know, I like Saudi into Crawley. Oh good delivery. 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:47.000 Just swung away from Crawley head to play it, beat 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:50.320 the outside edge and threw the cowboy Blundell. That's a 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:52.400 classic sixy camel delivery. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.400 So is the idea for a super seed so you 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:56.840 bring multiple seeds to you that? 0:16:57.000 --> 0:17:01.280 No, no, not necessarily, it's just the seed of a 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:06.040 player and an egg of a player in breeding an 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:06.800 ultimate player. 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:07.240 No, it's not. 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:11.280 I don't think it's multiple players into a super sed, 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:13.920 although I'm not sure if it's possible. 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:17.320 But it's a nature versus nurture conversation as well, because 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:17.879 do you get. 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:20.760 A Barrett Saudi and to Polly again and left through 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.399 to the keeper? Yeah, I mean we've talked about the 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:26.840 cross code breeding. I think maybe that's down the line 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:28.639 a little bit, and that's I mean, that's like a 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:29.720 super athlete. 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:32.040 Really, that could do anything. 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:34.520 But I think if we just layser focus on cricket, 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:37.399 we have a very small pool of players as it is, 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:40.760 so we need to think smarter and. 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:42.280 Are we forcing them to forner kates? 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:45.360 O're doing it in a lab, it's all lab. 0:17:45.960 --> 0:17:48.520 Yeah, No, I mean it gets that skin a bit 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:48.840 of key. 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:50.280 Otherwise, well not for me. 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:54.640 Watching is the lab going to be based in Antarctica? 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:55.840 Thinking christ Church? 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.960 It's now the Becker Hagley Oval there and Saudi on 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:01.840 the pads of crawl doesn't quite get as much swing 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:03.160 as time it's excited. 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:06.360 Well, of course we could use the disabled toilets at 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:08.480 the Chrishi at the airport. I think they've been known 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:10.600 to connective bit of seed from high profile athletes over 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:11.000 the years. 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:15.800 Yeah, I think it needs to be quite high security. Honestly, 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:19.280 it needs to be frozen. We cry genically frozen, so. 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:22.040 Yeah, they could work. 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:27.159 It is an interesting experience, you know, producing a specimen. 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:32.240 I've done it myself and afterwards you go up to 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:34.720 the counter. It's just a regular sort of you know, 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:35.800 blood collection clinic. 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:38.840 Saudi Crawley always swinging a message from Crawley with a 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:42.600 wide one from Saudian through to the keeper. And yet 0:18:42.680 --> 0:18:44.520 you have to get it there within half an hour 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:47.639 of making creating the seeds. So you do do that 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:50.480 at home with what sort of paraphernalia you choose to do, 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:50.960 that's up to you. 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:52.320 And then you've got to jump in the car immediately 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:54.439 and drive down there and drop it off. And you 0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:56.160 walk into the clinic and you know there's blood tests 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:58.479