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Speaker 1: No third umpire, no rewind, just raw dog commentary. This

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Speaker 1: is the alternative commentary collective. Oh thanks to the great

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Speaker 1: New Zealanders ad resin.

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Speaker 2: I mean, interesting thing to discuss.

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Speaker 3: Lee back out and if we're going to get into

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Speaker 3: it now is what we do with Tim Saudi on

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Speaker 3: his retirement.

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Speaker 2: And more importantly, what we do with his seed. Well

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Speaker 2: that's right.

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Speaker 4: I mean we're saying to micro flame Jerry, that is

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Speaker 4: a sense in which the DNA that is contained within

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Speaker 4: Tim Saudi, think about how valuable that is. Think about

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Speaker 4: how the technology these days creates options that mean we

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Speaker 4: could use that DNA.

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Speaker 5: His works again bowling to Saudi, two slips and the

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Speaker 5: shapes away nicely, but more swing this morning for the

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Speaker 5: English bowlers. So far, that was a beautiful delivery from

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Speaker 5: what it's full and started off stump shaped away nicely,

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Speaker 3: So we're not suggesting that, you know, he has to

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Speaker 3: milk some of that seed, and if you could give

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Speaker 3: some of that seed back to New Zealand cricket, back

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: What another slipper now, three slips in a galley for

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Speaker 2: Goes down the track and smashes him down the ground

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a little kind of a little skip down the

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Speaker 6: Do you think they'll have a target in mind today?

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Speaker 3: I mentioned this morning potentially three fifty, I think, just

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Speaker 5: To eighty seven? Wow, so they've already surpassed that. A

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Speaker 5: Smokes comes in again, Boles to Sui. This one shapes

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Speaker 4: I often find when we look back at a at

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Speaker 5: So Howie's fourteen Phillips is forty two ball of the

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Speaker 2: Can we still use Sir Richard Hadley's seed? That's a

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Speaker 2: good question, is isn't it.

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Speaker 5: I did hang out with Sir Richard recently at his

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Speaker 5: have had a prostrate operation recently. I know he definitely

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Speaker 5: has had a couple of hip replacements. Yeah, he's also

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Speaker 2: I feel like he may have had prostate cancer. Yes,

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Speaker 5: Can you still go into the testes and grab sperm

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Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure it's medically possible.

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Speaker 4: Well, I think consent issues are our biggest problem with

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Speaker 5: Well, I think if you can go in and grab

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Speaker 4: Honest, really, Yeah, that's your read on him. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 2: So that's good for the game. He's cast bowling to Sauvi.

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Speaker 5: This is high and there it's pulled away and there's

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Speaker 2: Midwork and that is the end of Saudi.

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Speaker 3: Was always gonna be as Innings was always going to

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Speaker 2: There was two men back on the fence.

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Speaker 4: Wow, plastic, Tim SOUI, you don't die wondering, and you

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Speaker 5: How many bulls has he how many short balls have

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Speaker 2: Almost as many as he's bold.

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Speaker 5: I reckon, So it smashes a four and it's a single,

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Speaker 4: So silver Linings, yeap Zippy will blaze. Now this could

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Speaker 2: Willow Rock on his home ground, you can hold a bat.

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Speaker 3: But he'd be looking to feed the strike to Zippy

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Speaker 3: So if you've got going back to Sir Richard, if

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Speaker 3: you've got the seed of Sir Richard, and you know

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Speaker 3: he consented to have some seed removed.

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Speaker 2: Directly from the testing, what would you do with it?

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Speaker 4: Well, it's got to go into some kind of secure facility.

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Speaker 4: And I'm thinking that New Zealand Cricket needs to invest

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Speaker 4: in the facility that's designed to house the seed, the

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Speaker 4: DNA of our best players for the future generations. This

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Speaker 4: is let's not forget this is the aim of this program.

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Speaker 2: We're going to breed the ultimate cricketers.

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Speaker 4: We have a we have a reason in New Zealand

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Speaker 5: It was casponding his first ball to Rourke a pace

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Speaker 5: foot away from it.

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Speaker 2: Then we don't have one point five billion people.

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Speaker 4: Now it is from we have a base, the factory

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Speaker 4: we need to grow it. So some kind of secure facility.

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Speaker 4: Maybe maybe all of the seed from all the great

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Speaker 6: Yeah, right, it's just trying to add a little interest.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: why wouldn't you? But would you do would you go

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: When he stock some genenesis, I think it's cart.

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Speaker 2: Steaming into a rock. It's got three slips in a gully.

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Speaker 3: Alternatively, you could just put that seed into a smoothie.

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Speaker 2: You could do. Could you be making money out of

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Speaker 2: that seed. I mean, yeah, like horse spreading. Yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 5: If it's Sir Richard's sperm, for example, what would Sir

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Speaker 5: Richard's sperm go for.

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Speaker 2: It's another revenue stream.

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Speaker 4: I mean we do it with animals. Yeah, absolutely, I

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Speaker 2: Cambridge and Mada matter are built on the seed horses. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: the subcontinent, Sir Richard's seed would be incredibly valuable.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh absolutely.

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Speaker 5: I mean I think you'd be paying upwards of one

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Speaker 4: I think you might be undervaluing it. I mean really,

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Speaker 4: it's there's nothing can replace it, and there's a limited

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Speaker 2: Now we know that.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, we need to get Scott Wennick on the phone.

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Speaker 5: As cast comes in and this is outside the line

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Speaker 2: It go through the keeper.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, in this day and age, you need

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Speaker 3: to diversify your commercial opportunities. You need to be doing

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Speaker 6: The past, and the players can get a cut obvious

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Speaker 3: Look we're not saying that they are being chained to

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Speaker 3: They will get rewarded, significantly rewarded for their contribution.

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Speaker 5: Cars again, bonding, Do I rock this again wide outside

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Speaker 4: And look, if this crazy program of ours was starting today,

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Speaker 2: I think it needs to be.

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Speaker 3: I think you're right, but I think within this factory

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Speaker 3: pure Pace earlier to Hugh Hugh Pace and that is

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Speaker 3: the Pace Division, just sending hate mail down a perch.

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Speaker 2: That's what we need.

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Speaker 3: And then you've got your all rounders. I think there

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Speaker 3: but potentially some super keepers in there, you could, you

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Speaker 3: know Ian Smith McCullum edam PERORI.

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Speaker 2: Lead him on not so much, but you know you

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Speaker 3: You know, I think your soup you proposed you're super soup.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that's specific enough. When you're a

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Speaker 4: Actually, I mean, if we're going to do this, when

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Speaker 2: I mean some players.

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Speaker 5: The other thing is when you start and you sign

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Speaker 5: As Fokes comes in and Bolster Phillips is on forty

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Speaker 5: up as a young player. You just sign away some

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Speaker 5: maybe rights to your sperm and that makes you a

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Speaker 5: more valuable asset to New Zealand Cricket at that point.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely so they will develop you as a player as

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Speaker 5: So you might think, you know your contract central contract

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Speaker 5: might be say four hundred thousand dollars. All of a sudden,

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Speaker 5: you're looking. You might be five, six, seven, eight hundred

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Speaker 5: thousand dollars, depending on how much sperm you can produce.

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Speaker 5: You go through those tests because as an ongoing revenue stream.

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Speaker 5: As Wokes comes in again, bowls to Phillips, this one

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Speaker 2: No run, and look we're not You know, your your.

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Speaker 5: Revenue potential goes on long over past your playing days.

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Speaker 2: This is the great thing about it.

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Speaker 3: So only whose seed are you taking?

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Speaker 2: You've washed plenty of civilizations down the drain hole.

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Speaker 8: Target some the dirds Williams and stad pets.

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Speaker 3: Cast with the good ass and too Phillips and defends

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Speaker 8: Seed?

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Speaker 9: We're not strictly talking acc.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, we're talking like you know Blacaria Keith

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Speaker 2: Wow, yees.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm sure it's been tried.

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Speaker 9: I mean, I guess a lot of the great cricket

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Speaker 8: Greatest though, not the greatest.

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Speaker 9: I mean you don't see Chris Gal behind the.

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Speaker 3: It's like a you know, it's in the Chinese start

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Speaker 7: I think they're definitely a market for it. Get the

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Speaker 3: They are bowled all out for three hundred and forty eight.

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Speaker 7: That's promising to see as well. From Saudi the ball

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Speaker 2: Who would you be? Who would you breed with Saudi?

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Speaker 3: No, no, not necessarily, it's just the seed of a

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's multiple players into a super sed,

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Speaker 2: Really, that could do anything.

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Speaker 7: O're doing it in a lab, it's all lab.

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Speaker 8: Otherwise, well not for me.

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Speaker 9: Watching is the lab going to be based in Antarctica?

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Speaker 3: It's now the Becker Hagley Oval there and Saudi on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they could work.

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Speaker 7: It is an interesting experience, you know, producing a specimen.

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Speaker 3: Saudi Crawley always swinging a message from Crawley with a

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Speaker 8: She's like, well put it show me, and.

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Speaker 7: You're like, it's in a sea through bag and a

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Speaker 7: what's your name? I say, Tony Lyle, you know, quite loud,

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Speaker 2: Are you doing?

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Speaker 8: What are you making you deposit for you?

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Speaker 2: It's yes, sir, and.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, everyone's looking around, looking up and people are just

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Speaker 7: That's all I asked is maybe can we discreetly get

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Speaker 8: And I feel the same of us.

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Speaker 7: If I was waiting for a blood test and so

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I guess it's easier for guys to make a deposit.

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Speaker 9: It's not like we can just go lay an egg.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be good?

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Speaker 8: Wouldn't it be easier? Probably don't understand how it happens

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Speaker 10: Old peace, no projection.

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Speaker 1: This is the Alternative Commentary Collective, Paul, thanks.

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Speaker 10: To the great New Zealanders at max Ra.

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Speaker 3: two thousands. I was at a couple of years after

445
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Speaker 3: you and Lee Hart, I believe, But who was your

446
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Speaker 3: tutor when you were down there?

447
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Speaker 5: I was very lucky I had Brian Model and Jeremy Coney.

448
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Speaker 2: His scenery comes in again. This is on the hip

449
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Speaker 2: of ducket up beat squearely egg. Yes, I was. I

450
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:09,479
Speaker 2: felt very privileged to have coney and waddle. It's almost

451
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Speaker 2: like C three po and two D D two.

452
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Speaker 3: You know, I had what was coming in and out

453
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Speaker 3: when I was there, but Ron Snowden was running the

454
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Speaker 3: cutter down then when I.

455
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Speaker 2: Was there, which was interesting.

456
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Speaker 5: He's entry again to duck it, squeers him out, skews

457
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Speaker 5: it out to cover, they'll get a single.

458
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Speaker 3: When you were doing it, did they run a lot

459
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Speaker 3: of simulations, you know, like you had to commentate an

460
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Speaker 3: over while stuff was going on, or they're trying to

461
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Speaker 3: distract you, or you know, different conditions would come along

462
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Speaker 3: with technical difficulties or just distracting. Like Ron Snowden's big

463
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Speaker 3: trick was to run around the studio and the new

464
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Speaker 3: trying to distract you from you calling a an over manage.

465
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Speaker 2: That would be incredibly the same.

466
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Speaker 3: It was very hard, and the in particular was quite

467
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Speaker 3: hard because I had all sorts of wickets boundaries and you

468
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Speaker 3: got Ron Snowden running.

469
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Speaker 5: Around, struck on the pad this time Bethel half shout

470
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Speaker 5: but it's too high, possibly.

471
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Speaker 2: Going down leg. Because it's a fairly intensive course isn't it.

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Speaker 3: It's only yearning down there for six months and it's

473
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Speaker 3: immersive every day, seven days a week. You're living in

474
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Speaker 3: a in the kind of the probably say it now

475
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Speaker 3: because it's not around anymore, but it's at the ground

476
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Speaker 3: floor of the Avalon building, the old TV and Z

477
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Speaker 3: building used to be in there, windowless intense six months.

478
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Speaker 5: He's Henry again going to defends down the pitch and run.

479
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Speaker 5: When I was there and I was saying yesterday on

480
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Speaker 5: the commentary, Jeremy Coney and Brian Waddell ran a very

481
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Speaker 5: interesting tutorial around what to put in your mouth and

482
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Speaker 5: what not to put in your mouth when commentating same

483
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Speaker 5: that it's it's really not a good idea to have

484
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Speaker 5: something in your mouth while you were commentating. It's a

485
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Speaker 5: workshop and Brian Model had a part role play with it.

486
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a role play.

487
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Speaker 5: Going on between Wadel and Coney around because Henry comes

488
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Speaker 5: in again. It's a good line that I mean, Henry

489
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Speaker 5: just must the off stump. Brian Moddel ended up with

490
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Speaker 5: a part of Jeremy Cony inside his mouth.

491
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Speaker 2: While he tried to commentate.

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Speaker 5: While he proved to us that it was impossible to

493
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Speaker 5: commentate yeah, Jeremy.

494
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Speaker 2: Cony certainly seemed to be enjoying that particular role play.

495
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Speaker 2: I didn't get that one. I didn't get that.

496
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Speaker 5: One well with Ron Snowden, if he could do it

497
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Speaker 5: to himself.

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Speaker 9: Do you remember the one about deep breathing, like not

499
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Speaker 9: being a heavy breather in the mic?

500
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, getting the phone calls.

501
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Speaker 9: At all hours of the night with hivvy breathing and yeah, yeah, yeah.

502
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Speaker 2: That was good.

503
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Speaker 3: And they try and surprise you, like they wake you

504
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Speaker 3: up at two in the morning and you have had

505
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Speaker 3: any sleep, and they take you down. They make you

506
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Speaker 3: commentate a subcontinent game on no sleep. It's like it's

507
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 3: almost like the Navy Seals kind of thing. They try

508
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Speaker 3: and break you, whether it's through kind of strange SIXU

509
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Speaker 3: works like you and well you witnessed to just you.

510
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Speaker 2: Know, trying to wear you down.

511
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Speaker 5: We'll put you off, so I'll come back to listen

512
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Speaker 5: a second. Nathan Smith on debut, Who's got the ball?

513
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Speaker 5: Good first class average twenty five point eight five with

514
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Speaker 5: a good stroke rate fifty five. It's played fifty three

515
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Speaker 5: first class matches already, bit of experience there. One hundred

516
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Speaker 5: and forty four wickets.

517
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he would have played Hagley over many many times

518
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Speaker 3: for Wellington.

519
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Speaker 2: Rip since Wellington. It's got a great little moulayana, a

520
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Speaker 2: little bit of.

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Speaker 5: A slug, almost an Australian look about him. Here he

522
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Speaker 5: is spoiling to Duckett, who's on thirties, coming around the wicket.

523
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Speaker 5: I like that action, nice and simple locks and then fires.

524
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Speaker 2: Miss Field there from Zealand and go through for the single.

525
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Speaker 3: He actually a little bit douggy Bracewell, a little bit dougy,

526
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Speaker 3: little bit.

527
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Speaker 2: Compact minus the cocaine and drink driving. Well, you don't know, yeah,

528
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Speaker 2: I don't know that that's true. Did you get drug

529
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Speaker 2: tested when you were at commentary school?

530
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Speaker 5: Yeah, they were testing every day, make sure that we

531
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Speaker 5: took drugs.

532
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Speaker 3: That was the hardest for me was the taking of

533
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Speaker 3: the drugs and then the commentary after there. Like I said,

534
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Speaker 3: the simulations and the practicals were difficult.

535
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Speaker 2: Like mushrooms struggled massively under those. His smith to be thought,

536
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Speaker 2: oh that's an absolute ripper.

537
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Speaker 5: Came around to work out it was a bit shorter,

538
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 5: squared up methought good pace one thirty six k's an hour,

539
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Speaker 5: flew through the keep up it did.

540
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Speaker 2: It was good practice, You've got.

541
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Speaker 5: To say, though, I mean we commentated in some insane states. Yeah,

542
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Speaker 5: and I found that very very useful coming up, especially

543
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Speaker 5: working for the ACC here later on. Nothing was a

544
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Speaker 5: surprise to me after that.

545
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Speaker 9: Yeah, I was having flashbacks of one you were saying,

546
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Speaker 9: you know, getting in quite a state. Just remember sort

547
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Speaker 9: of flashback of just Bulls flying at me and having

548
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Speaker 9: to master the catcher commentary phrase while ducking.

549
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 5: Bulls's Smith again around the wicket and it goes forward

550
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Speaker 5: and defends no run.

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Speaker 2: I remembers.

552
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Speaker 3: The commentating a replay was almost instant dismissal. I didn't

553
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Speaker 3: stand for that at commentary school. I think you got

554
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Speaker 3: one chance and that was it. You commentated a replay,

555
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Speaker 3: you were gone.

556
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Speaker 2: Just had fire.

557
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Speaker 5: And it wasn't easy because you're commentating off a TV screen,

558
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Speaker 5: and I found that difficult, particularly on psychedelics. It's hard

559
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Speaker 5: to know what was present, what was past, what was future?

560
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Speaker 2: Smith again buying to who drives can't beat met on

561
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Speaker 2: no Run?

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Speaker 3: What shocked me the most in that six months I

563
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Speaker 3: was in the same intake as Jason Hoyt. He was

564
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Speaker 3: an adult student when I was there, and he ended

565
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Speaker 3: up sleeping with Garth Galloway, who was the other tutor

566
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Speaker 3: when we were there, and it was really off putting

567
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Speaker 3: for most of us that they were in a relationship.

568
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Speaker 3: And I felt like Garth picked on us a little

569
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Speaker 3: bit more than usual, and him and Snowden would get

570
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Speaker 3: up on us. Well, Jason knew was sleeping with him.

571
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Speaker 5: Smith again to Bethel, he pulls this away well over

572
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Speaker 5: the top of midwork at that before was a little

573
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Speaker 5: bit too short and it got a little bit too straight,

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Speaker 5: and Bethel just helped it on its way. He moves

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Speaker 5: to five in England thirty seven for one. I was

576
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Speaker 5: interested because I heard a bit about this, and I

577
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Speaker 5: believe that the review office I had something to do

578
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Speaker 5: with it too. Oddly enough, Jase failed that year despite

579
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Speaker 5: sleeping with Garth Gilloway, and I've never heard of that before.

580
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Speaker 2: Yeah, something went wrong.

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Speaker 5: Is Smith again to Bethel, goes forward solidly defends back

582
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Speaker 5: to the bowler.

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Speaker 9: I'm going I guess you were a sets on all

584
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Speaker 9: kinds of performance, though so not necessarily what was happening

585
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Speaker 9: at commentary school which just wasn't up to the job.

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Speaker 3: And look, I mean not only was a commentary though,

587
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 3: but well, a lot of the it was a history

588
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 3: of the game. And I don't know if you got

589
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 3: taken down to the basin, and I think you told

590
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Speaker 3: the story a few years ago of the monument at

591
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Speaker 3: the basin and what that's used for and what happens

592
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Speaker 3: at the start of every summer which young commentators are involved.

593
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Speaker 2: In us fall of the over Smith to Bethel. He

594
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Speaker 2: tries to.

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Speaker 5: Cut it away and he does so successfully past the

596
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Speaker 5: diving Gally more So spens him over for Smith and

597
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Speaker 5: his first and test cricket goes for ten England forty

598
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Speaker 5: one for one.

599
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Speaker 10: Old Pete no projection.

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Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary Collective, all thanks to the

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Speaker 1: great New Zealanders at max ra Well.

602
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Speaker 7: I think the three two three six the photo seeing

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Speaker 7: option has been disabled, and rightly so, after being absolutely

604
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Speaker 7: devastated with photos of premiums and.

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Speaker 8: Urethras.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we were out doing newporn for a while there.

607
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Speaker 4: In terms of media genitally themed media, you.

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Speaker 7: Know it's bad when a create commentary has an AU

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Speaker 7: eighteen yes or no button to get in to listen

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Speaker 7: to it.

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00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 5: Smith again, this time to Ducket, right Forard goes Dockett

612
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 5: plays it into the on side. No run well, I mean,

613
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Speaker 5: don't forget in our first season, I think we had

614
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Speaker 5: the acc Manchina calendar, Yes, and Manjina gated incident not

615
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Speaker 5: too long was that the next season?

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Speaker 2: That's the next season though, right, I have.

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Speaker 4: There's so many promotions in so many great moments that

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Speaker 4: almost into one.

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Speaker 2: For me, there was the glass on the ass.

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Speaker 7: You know when the Vanagina's isn't just one traversy, there's

621
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Speaker 7: multiple Vagina moments that you're in quite deep.

622
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 5: Smith again bowing to duck it, who drives and a

623
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Speaker 5: little bit lucky as he drove his hands got away

624
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Speaker 5: from his pad and left a huge gap between Bet

625
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Speaker 5: and paired sick inside age lucky to get away with

626
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Speaker 5: that into the over fifty four for three.

627
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Speaker 4: I sometimes think the Managina was slightly ahead of its time.

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Speaker 4: I mean, now I look at it. I look at it.

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Speaker 4: I think, in these non binary gender fluidity times, I think, yeah, Managina,

630
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Speaker 4: why not?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

632
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Speaker 8: I think you're right.

633
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Speaker 7: It is incredibly progressive to do a Vanagina at any stage,

634
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Speaker 7: you know, BYO McDonald's restaurant, anything, Jordan's party. Yeah, And

635
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Speaker 7: I do think a question of etiquet when it comes

636
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Speaker 7: to vagina, you get them a taste of both sides.

637
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Speaker 7: So obviously you know, first of all you hit them

638
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Speaker 7: with the front with everything tucked up.

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Speaker 8: They want to see that.

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Speaker 7: But then also just before you leave, do a one

641
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Speaker 7: eighty pivot, jump up, turn around and just show them

642
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Speaker 7: the back.

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Speaker 2: What do you call the back?

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Speaker 6: What's the technical term for that?

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00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 5: Here's that Rourke again, the Stone bowling to Brook. A

646
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Speaker 5: bit of extra bounce from O.

647
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Speaker 2: Rourke. Brook goes forward, who.

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Speaker 5: Casually defending thick inside edge up into his body.

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Speaker 4: So I'm reliably informed of what you're describing. Tony is

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Speaker 4: called the bulldog.

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Speaker 8: The bulldog at the back. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 7: And can I just say g Lane lead over to

653
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Speaker 7: Lee Baker's ear and whispered that from off the mic.

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Speaker 7: And I've never seen g Lane's eyes light up more

655
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Speaker 7: than when remembering the term for the back of a vanagina.

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Speaker 5: Okay, here's that Rourk again. This is second noteve He's

657
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Speaker 5: got none for eight so far? Is the Brook is

658
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Speaker 5: on eight short and in the air from Brock through

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Speaker 5: the vacant point region and down to the boundary for four.

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Speaker 7: And can I ask you something Lee is.

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Speaker 8: There anything that requires more conversation.

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Speaker 7: If I see someone doing a managina and an incredibly turned.

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Speaker 4: On, well it depends on who you think you need

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Speaker 4: to have that conversation with.

665
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Speaker 2: With yourself, yeah, with your partner.

666
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 7: Well, just my friends and fun. I'd imagine I'll send

667
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 7: them down and listen.

668
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 4: I think in twenty twenty four, why shouldn't it be

669
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 4: turned on? I mean, what what's wrong with that?

670
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 8: That's good to hear, because definitely.

671
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 5: Am Brooks moved along to twelve or thirteen.

672
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 2: Here he's facing Punish roe Rock again. Benders back there.

673
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 5: It's a better line and lengths just outside off stump

674
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 5: a little bit fuller flies through to Blundell took it

675
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 5: just above his head.

676
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 4: But if we're going to do this promptly in twenty

677
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 4: twenty four, we need a female equip lent to the managina.

678
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 6: And I'm going to say it's not the vagina.

679
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 7: Well, could it potentially be, you know, getting a sizzler

680
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 7: potentially and sort of popping that end, recreating.

681
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 2: The male version. I'm not sure it's Punisher O'Rourke again too, Brook.

682
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 5: He beats him outside the line of the off stump

683
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 5: as brook just goes forward and tries to prod it

684
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 5: with soft hands fifty eight for three England.

685
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 7: This requires some investigation. Yeah, it could be too blunt

686
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 7: and option some interrogation.

687
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 6: This concept the female Managina.

688
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 8: As it's the woman Gina leave it would beat.

689
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 2: The weeners.

690
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 7: Well, be wrong and call it a buffalo bill. I

691
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 7: mean he was sort of my instruction to the Vagina.

692
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 7: I think Buffalo Bill was the best time m I've

693
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 7: seen one.

694
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: The common jermmy that makes even top balls sound good.

695
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary collective.

696
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 10: Oh, thanks to the great New Zealanders.

697
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 11: Add Max rath Tex machine back up and running. It

698
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 11: went down for a chunk of.

699
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 2: The last.

700
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 3: Haven't seen photos, so just that you know, otherwise you

701
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 3: crash itto.

702
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, to be fairly, Bacer did request photos of

703
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 7: Managina's and I imagine.

704
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 8: That's red rag to a ball there.

705
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 3: I think the worst, the worst one we ever did,

706
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 3: funny lie was brown eyed Broom.

707
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, by Broom.

708
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,760
Speaker 3: Every time Neil Broom scored a boundary, people sending photos

709
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 3: of their brown eyes.

710
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 2: So it comes.

711
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 3: Soudy to Brook, it's wide and stuffs again and he's

712
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 3: through the keeper and then you got a hundred, and

713
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,720
Speaker 3: we got absolutely flooded with rusty sherifspages.

714
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 7: Well, I don't want to lower the tone here too

715
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 7: much on the broadcast, but have you a brown eyed

716
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 7: yourself in the mirror. It's genuinely one of the more

717
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 7: harrowing things you could ever do.

718
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 2: Well, how do you do that?

719
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 7: You sort of duck over a full length mirror and

720
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 7: brown eye look between your legs?

721
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 2: Why did what made you? What made you want to

722
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 2: do this?

723
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 8: You know you just gotta have a look at these

724
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 8: things sometimes, don't you.

725
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 7: And it'll shock you in a very core. You don't

726
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 7: know what you're capable of. And you see it.

727
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 8: You look right into the eye of sour on and

728
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 8: you do you worried about? Were you worried about something?

729
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm soudy into brock Brook. That cuts this one.

730
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 2: And did sweeper turned back to you when you put

731
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 2: the ring on your finger.

732
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 8: Oh, I did do on the ring and it felt

733
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 8: like a turn in visible.

734
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 11: But you were saying that the mirror was on the

735
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 11: ceiling of your bedroom and you had to do your

736
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 11: must the head stand.

737
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 2: You roll onto the shoulders.

738
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,760
Speaker 8: I didn't get up onto the shoulders on the shoulder blades.

739
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 8: Actually the best way to do it.

740
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 7: You sort of seat actually right down your buttthole and

741
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 7: out of the urethra, no like a periscope.

742
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 8: Get the angle just right. The mirror is sort of

743
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 8: a line and sometimes.

744
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 2: So worry about what you get up to on your

745
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 2: own any laugh you're doing a set of curiosity, is Saudi, Well,

746
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 2: it's a good delivery. Just sneaks between bat and pad

747
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 2: and just dribbles past the leg.

748
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,720
Speaker 3: Stump, hence the cry from the slip cordant.

749
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 7: That's the thing the Bigges stand up comedian Glane is

750
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,919
Speaker 7: you know, I work in the nighttime and so got

751
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 7: eight hours a day when what's at work and the

752
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 7: kids are in daycare?

753
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 8: And a pass those hours somehow?

754
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 2: Did you often just the often just nude most of

755
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 2: the day.

756
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 8: Most of the day, yep, sort of seeing what your

757
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 8: body is capable of.

758
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 2: And so are you.

759
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 11: Looking at your own reflection in the ceiling mirror and

760
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 11: then it's looping around out the urethra into presumably a

761
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 11: mirror on the wall, just the.

762
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 8: One mirror so to see a glinter light at the

763
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 8: end of the.

764
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 2: Tunnel Saudi Tip Brock.

765
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: The common Jenny. That makes even top balls sound good.

766
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary collective.

767
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 10: Oh, thanks to the great New Zealanders at Max Rath.

768
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 3: So does it go for Tony Lower Heart, Upper Haut

769
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 3: or is it anything north of the Tony Upper Hut?

770
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 2: Only lower up Hut?

771
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 3: To believe rock into Pope, Pope back and across and

772
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 3: defends to wide mid On.

773
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 2: So I believe there's some conjecture around where Avalon is.

774
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 12: Yes, the Avalon building is in lower Hut, not upper Hut.

775
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 2: Where's the where's the border? No?

776
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 3: I don't know, but Middle Heart I guess? Or yes,

777
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 3: just hat was it Royal Wellington golf Course? Is that

778
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 3: no man's land between lower and Upper Hut? What's the

779
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 3: Hut valley?

780
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 8: I think Upper Heart? I could be wrong. It has

781
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 8: the best value golf membership of the country.

782
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 2: Then comes O Rourke to Pope.

783
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 3: He wants to ramp this over the keeper's head, but

784
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 3: it's nothing on it. Well, it's the home of Brewetown

785
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 3: as well out there in the upper Hut.

786
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 2: No, that's a lower Hut, is it?

787
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: Sure?

788
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 2: Okay, it's the Heart valley?

789
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 8: And where's Stokes Valley?

790
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 2: Then?

791
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 8: And there's someone here.

792
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 2: Where Stokes Valley is Is it lower or upper? Is

793
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 2: it in the valley? Is it in the valley?

794
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 8: And the grill isn't it amongst it? Sprinkled in.

795
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,399
Speaker 2: From a memory of the silver stream bridges the gap.

796
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, it sounds about right. I believe it.

797
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 3: O'rourkean to Pope, Pope back and defense to mid On again.

798
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 7: But I do love someone texting in to let us

799
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 7: know I've made a mistake. We've got an official complaint

800
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 7: at Radio Hodeck. You filling in on the weekend. When

801
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 7: I said that Coldplay were all in their sixties, sort

802
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 7: of just saying they were old. I wasn't help man

803
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 7: dating them exactly. I was just saying, you know, there

804
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 7: are guys in their sixties and they're putting on a

805
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 7: hell of a show. And someone complained, They.

806
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 8: Said, these are you know, he's only forty eight.

807
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 7: This is an accurate Someone needs to tell this broadcaster.

808
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 2: And we had a bit of trouble when we are

809
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 2: we age shamed Chris Harris.

810
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a short delivery, good take though by a Blundell, and.

811
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 8: Pope's at full full splender here on the ground.

812
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 7: He's splayed open like a butterfly chicken.

813
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 2: Brewtown.

814
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,919
Speaker 11: Sorry correction, Fellas is in the Upper Hut. Ah, yes,

815
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 11: stick that in your ass. As is the Royal Wellington

816
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:26,720
Speaker 11: Golf Club.

817
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 7: Okay, he's ended up in a bit of a slut

818
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 7: drop there, olipope.

819
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 3: Oh, he got himself in an awkward position, didn't he

820
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 3: because he went to rampant and it kept following his mask.

821
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 2: Jeez. Sorry, And just one more text. Brewtown is an

822
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 2: upper Hut. I was right.

823
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 3: He was not my confidence around the Hut valley there

824
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 3: and I was unsure Joe Jury yelling at me.

825
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 2: Now it's a lower Hut, so Brewtown.

826
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 3: It's probably the best in Upper Hut. Next to the speedway.

827
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 2: Someone else's texting Lower Heart's and Upper Hut.

828
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 3: Speedway is quite good in the Upper Hut valley.

829
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:16,760
Speaker 2: The speed yes way up the Hut valley. Yep.

830
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 11: Stokes Valley is a valley off the side of Lower

831
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,919
Speaker 11: Hut pretty close to Upper Hut. They're all Bogenhavens. Jesus Christ.

832
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 3: There comes O'Rourke into brook back and defense and they

833
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,399
Speaker 3: just grinding New Zealand down here.

834
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: That's the end of Rook's eleventh.

835
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 3: He's one for fifty one and forty six overs gone

836
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 3: England one hundred and eighty seven for four. They trailed

837
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 3: by one hundred and sixty one.

838
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 11: Just showing us multiple dropped catchers. The second session has

839
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 11: seen ships sort of steady a little bit.

840
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 2: For England.

841
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 11: Forty six over is gone and Jesus we could.

842
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 2: Even get two work. It's here and then it's still

843
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 2: a long way to go.

844
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 3: This is where you kneeled, Neil Wagner. Don't you get

845
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 3: a hold of that soft ball? Just thump it into

846
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 3: the pitch.

847
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 7: It's the classic chaos agent argument.

848
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:11,959
Speaker 2: Isn't it said?

849
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 3: We've got Phillips, he's into his fourth over, coms into

850
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 3: Pope to midwicket.

851
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 11: Where's run another texture? On three two three six? Hug

852
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 11: girls are pretty grubby generally.

853
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 7: Well, it seems disparaging and I, quite frankly don't believe it.

854
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 7: I can't believe you'd read something like that up but

855
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,439
Speaker 7: I on the air.

856
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 2: We didn't ask the question, though, did we?

857
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 7: So?

858
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: Is it just a statement?

859
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 10: Is it coverage?

860
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:38,280
Speaker 1: You'll never leave even when it's outside the line. This

861
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: is the alternative commentary Collective. Oh, thanks to the great

862
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: New Zealanders ad resin.

863
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 3: Welcome back to the expert big adat Studios at Hagley Oval.

864
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 2: Coverage brought to you.

865
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 3: By Max Rafts on premium insulated concrete slabs. And it's

866
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 3: a pleasure to welcome back into the commentary position Lea

867
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 3: bakerp and fresh from upsetting some boos Matt Heath and

868
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 3: then comes O'Rourke, leans on that. Brooke comes through for

869
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 3: another comfortable single, runs getting too easy.

870
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 2: What's happening up at z B Matt.

871
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 12: Well, I just interviewed acc head g Lane about the cricket.

872
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got a very irate manager up there who

873
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 3: has got access to a speaker in the studio in

874
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 3: which he yells almost like a nineteen thirties forties German dictator.

875
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, It's like it was like keep.

876
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 10: Back claim, Jay Light, deep back claim.

877
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 2: It just came out of a speaker in the corner. Yeah,

878
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: well it was interesting actually.

879
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 3: Then comes O'Rourke into his twelfth over into Pope Fallen

880
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 3: driven down the ground by Pope. It's a good shot

881
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 3: just to punch down mid off. I'm not sure that

882
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 3: it'll go all the way as Ken Williamson just gingerly

883
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 3: runs after.

884
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 12: It, and they come back for three It was intually

885
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 12: because earlier in the day, like just after one o'clock,

886
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 12: I said, New Zealand really needs to take England around

887
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 12: the back of the barn and pump a few shots into.

888
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 2: The back of their head.

889
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 12: And there was a little word to me saying, well,

890
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 12: you know, it's kind of quite a full on metaphor

891
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 12: you're using there, and then and then I was like,

892
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 12: I think that's that's apped.

893
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: And then then you came in.

894
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 12: I immediately came in with the same metaphors and I thought, look,

895
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 12: it's good enough.

896
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 2: For gen lane. Yeah.

897
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 3: I didn't stay around the back of the shit. I

898
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 3: just said double tap them.

899
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 12: I actually sit around the take the old dog around

900
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 12: the back of the barn and pump a few in

901
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 12: the back of its head.

902
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 2: I think I said, roll them over and just two

903
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 2: in the back of the head. Yeah.

904
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 3: Up on the pool shot goes brock out to midwicket.

905
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 3: It's a big chase, further hairy rav and you will

906
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 3: just pull it in and runs starting to flow.

907
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 2: Another three runs.

908
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 12: Hating this, I'm absolutely hating this, but I think that

909
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,720
Speaker 12: it is a legitimate cricketing metaphor.

910
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 3: That yeah, it is, just it's basically getting putting the

911
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 3: foot on the throat.

912
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 2: It's taking the opportunities, and we didn't do that.

913
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 12: We didn't do that when we were one hundred and

914
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 12: ninety nine for three, and then we didn't do it

915
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 12: by dropping a lot peaper catches your.

916
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 4: Metaphor though that he sounds like you're implying that England

917
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 4: needs to be put out of their misery, that it's

918
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 4: our misery that needs to end.

919
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 12: Yes, yeah, yeah, I can see that. Maybe it just

920
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 12: means walk up to them and shoot them right in

921
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 12: the face, o.

922
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 2: Rourken to Pope again.

923
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 3: Pope comfortably goes back and just dabs us down to

924
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 3: the vacant gully area for a single. Would you accept, levak,

925
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 3: would you accept sneak up behind them and slip their

926
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:31,760
Speaker 3: throat from behind?

927
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 2: Yes, I would. That's actually right.

928
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 12: That is more what we want them to do, rather

929
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 12: than help them out because they're you know, that would

930
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 12: be you know, if you're, if you're, if you're you're

931
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,240
Speaker 12: in a test and they're still just batting for batting

932
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 12: practice and there's no chance of winning at least, that

933
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 12: that would be taking them around the back of the

934
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 12: sheet and putting a few bullets in there at.

935
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 4: Least that metaphor allows us to do it under our

936
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 4: own power, without resorting to tools or other implements.

937
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 3: And these batsmen looking at a little bit too comfortable

938
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 3: for my liking O'Rourke and just a almost a late

939
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 3: cut from brook but it goes to.

940
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 12: To the slip corder. I mean, this is horrible Brooks.

941
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 12: Brooks sixty seven and Pope seventy.

942
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 4: Yes, he's so comfortable he couldn't even be bother playing

943
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 4: a shot there.

944
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,399
Speaker 2: He just left the bat out.

945
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 4: It'll still go to the ground pretty much middled it. Yeah,

946
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 4: I'm still tiring one of my even looking he Matt Heath.

947
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 4: We were talking about eugenics this morning. Oh okay, and we're.

948
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 3: Talking about Saudi and he's he's retiring soon and whether

949
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 3: we should get some seed off him, some straws off

950
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 3: them and cryogenically freeze them.

951
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. As o'rour comes into.

952
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 3: Brook and all that's down to the excited and look

953
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 3: down to fine leg thinking they'd be a bit of

954
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 3: the DNA of his out there.

955
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: Turner's up for England. Yeah, I mean we're just thinking,

956
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 2: but I'd like to say that his DNA is being

957
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 2: spread around with a little bit.

958
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 3: Of reckless a band, and we're talking about the eugenics

959
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 3: in terms of getting that seed and implanting it.

960
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm another fast bowler.

961
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 12: I'm just saying that you might be able to just

962
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 12: find some just in the corner of the odd hotel room,

963
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 12: ye or something.

964
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 3: We want I mean we want him to be involved

965
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 3: with Okay, yeah, yeah, so yeah, I guess we're morally

966
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 3: speaking he should be involved. Were just maybe thinking about

967
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 3: we should get in touch with the Players Association and

968
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 3: make it part of the central contracts. Yeah, so who

969
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 3: would you like to see his seed inside?

970
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 12: Well, this is exactly the question, and it doesn't have

971
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 12: to be inside. I guess you could take the egg

972
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 12: a great New Zealand sportswoman.

973
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 2: It's a situation. Yeah, it's a lot.

974
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,280
Speaker 12: It's a lot to ask and then maybe a surrogate

975
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 12: because you don't want the person to stop playing.

976
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 6: We could basically make test tube test cricketers.

977
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 12: Yeah, the test a test match between nothing but test

978
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 12: Tube players have been designed eugenically to be the best

979
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 12: players in the world.

980
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 2: Be that would be huge.

981
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 12: They'd be like those those new Olympics, the games they're

982
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 12: trying to do. The no limits Olympic Games.

983
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 3: They're trying to do it comes Phillips into Pope, was

984
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 3: on seventy just shaws forward of Tom Latham. It shot

985
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 3: on just then it just fell short of him. You

986
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 3: could hear the scream. Catch that, Tommy.

987
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 6: This is torturous.

988
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 3: But we're thinking of crowding different silos within the factory.

989
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: I just pure pace.

990
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 3: So you've got the Locky Ferguson's, the shame bonds, the slashes,

991
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 3: this one through the covers Pope. It's a big chase

992
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 3: for the hairy Rab. You'll just get there. Well, the

993
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 3: hairy Rab does well, but they'll come back for three.

994
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 2: So in the pace division you got bond, Locky Ferguson. Yeah, possibly,

995
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 2: Sir Richard had Richard. Yeah. Can you get eggs.

996
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 12: From Sir Richard Hadley ord he and you can't not

997
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 12: really farm eggs, no egg to mix with southe No,

998
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 12: it's tough.

999
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:05,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, the eggs.

1000
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 3: I mean we're looking for pure pace, something like lea

1001
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 3: to Hugh Hugh, Yeah, you a paste bowler Yep.

1002
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 12: It's interesting though, because with sports people they often have

1003
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 12: the opportunity to just choose any sport and they'd be

1004
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 12: amazing at it, So you wouldn't necessarily have to to

1005
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 12: get eggs farm eggs from just cricketers.

1006
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 3: Phillips floats this one up to Brooklyn just well, does

1007
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 3: Phillips to do his own fielding?

1008
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 4: Maybe not, But we want to push the technology. We

1009
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 4: want laser focus.

1010
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,760
Speaker 12: Yeah right, yeah, because you get Valerie Adams with Tim

1011
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,399
Speaker 12: Southi and you get a bit of height in there,

1012
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 12: in a bit of strength.

1013
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 2: Actually, that's not bad.

1014
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 6: Write that down late Valerie Adams and.

1015
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 3: Philips back and across and just guides it to point

1016
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 3: for a single does Harry brook But we were thinking

1017
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,919
Speaker 3: we forgot about the whole nurture side of it because

1018
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 3: we're thinking about creative data.

1019
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 2: You're going to have to set up some sort of academy.

1020
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 12: Could you foster them into, foster them out, foster them

1021
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 12: out into sort of cricketing families.

1022
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 3: You really need to focus them on there. I mean

1023
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 3: they need to be bowling bumpers from the age of two.

1024
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 2: Right. It's nature plus nature and we have to be

1025
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 2: in charge of both.

1026
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 12: Really, so what about some kind of stranger things type lab.

1027
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 2: Absolutely, this is exactly what we want. This has proved

1028
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 2: to bunker.

1029
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 4: This is proved to me this is a great idea

1030
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 4: because Matt Heath is in total agreement. It's just coming

1031
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 4: up with the same ideas we've got. So that for

1032
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 4: me is the test.

1033
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1034
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 12: So it's sort of a highly secure bunker where you

1035
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,240
Speaker 12: do horrific experiments on them everything to make them amazing.

1036
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 3: Well, our problem is, Matt, you know this, Man Heath

1037
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 3: is our pool of players in New Zealand is tiny

1038
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 3: compared to who we're playing against in Australia, England, India.

1039
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 2: So you've got to make the most of what you've got.

1040
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, And if that means we have to farm the

1041
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 3: seed of Sir Richard Hadley, Jim Southy, Lucky Ferguson, we've.

1042
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 2: Got to do what we've got to do correct and

1043
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 2: what we.

1044
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 3: Could do on the international stage if we could sell

1045
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 3: a couple of straws of Richard Hadley's too India.

1046
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 2: I mean, look, we've.

1047
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 4: Already done this. We've already done this with animals. We're

1048
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 4: world leaders in this when it comes to cattle.

1049
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1050
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 12: Well, I was speaking at a Bull Seaman conference recently

1051
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 12: and the keynote speaker, there's a keynote speaker, there's a

1052
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:21,240
Speaker 12: l O v yes, and it's amazing what they've done done. Well,

1053
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 12: there's something I'll tell you what some of the bulls

1054
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,479
Speaker 12: have done that when when I went in there, there's

1055
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 12: like a it's a huge, a huge facility down there

1056
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 12: in the white cattle and you go there and and

1057
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 12: it's they've got a pool there.

1058
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,280
Speaker 2: It's beautiful buildings.

1059
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 12: But when you walk in, there's a hall of fame

1060
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 12: for the bulls that have inseminated.

1061
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 2: The most, the most.

1062
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 12: And I think there was one called I think he

1063
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 12: had quite a pedestrian name like Gary or something, but

1064
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 12: he had done one point two million inseminations. Wow, he

1065
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 12: was just now that he has that's even that's more

1066
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 12: in seminations then probably even terms out.

1067
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 6: That's that's shots. He's come up with one point two

1068
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 6: million shots.

1069
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 3: Hold announce Nate than Smith the debutante back in to

1070
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 3: the attack.

1071
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 2: What can he do?

1072
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 3: He struts the pad of Olli Pope that goes down

1073
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 3: to find leg for a single, he's got two for

1074
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 3: forty six.

1075
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 2: He should have the Wicked of harry Brook. See again.

1076
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 6: To me, that's just proof of the concept. We're on

1077
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 6: the right.

1078
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 3: Track here, because imagine if you could sell you know,

1079
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 3: one million straws of Richard Hadley's seed.

1080
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 4: Well, what we do is we should we coming out

1081
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 4: to stud We've got to take a long term view

1082
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 4: of this, much like the Chinese. So we breed them

1083
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 4: from people like Sir Richard Hadley, sim Saudi, what have you,

1084
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 4: and then we keep reading them, Mike, until we come

1085
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 4: up with a kind of a super athlete Smith.

1086
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 3: Or he gets the outside edge of Brook that goes

1087
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 3: two phillips at Galley.

1088
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 2: We don't want to stop it just one.

1089
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 6: There's no point having one child that's born of two

1090
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 6: great athletes.

1091
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 4: We've got to then take that child like dog breeders,

1092
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 4: and then breed it to perfection.

1093
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 2: Yea, because we need the scale.

1094
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we need the numbers to cover injuries and

1095
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 4: what have you.

1096
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 2: Many codes and women's it's all falling into place in

1097
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 2: my head.

1098
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 3: So slight change of field for Smith is a first

1099
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 3: slip and like almost a fourth slip is a short

1100
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 3: mid wicket and a short cover who were catching So

1101
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 3: Smith break type package she's running into.

1102
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 2: Is comes in and Brooks just defends this to the

1103
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 2: man at full slip.

1104
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: The common jerry that makes even dop ball sound good.

1105
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: This is the Alternative Commentary Collective.

1106
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 10: Oh thanks to the great New Zealanders at Max.

1107
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 2: Rath, I got a tree in my car at the moment.

1108
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 2: Christmas tree Yeah.

1109
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:48,439
Speaker 3: In it yeah, facal real, real, that's gonna that's gonna

1110
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 3: really stink up the joint.

1111
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. I picked it up on the way to work

1112
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 2: this morning and still in there.

1113
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 9: Have you got some towels down because they don't have

1114
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 9: like steppy.

1115
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bit no towels down, No romance Raggs.

1116
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 3: It's the came Smith who it's good bowling by Smith,

1117
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 3: just cramping up Stokes And that's the end of his

1118
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 3: thirteenth diver.

1119
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 2: He's got two for sixty two. And I was just

1120
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 2: rammed it in the roar this morning. Was there any

1121
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 2: reason why you had to pick up this morning?

1122
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 3: You couldn't just did you have to go to a

1123
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 3: specific place to get your Christmas tree or did.

1124
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 12: You just well, I've got a big day tomorrow actually

1125
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 12: out on the water with acc Stall Jeremy Wales and

1126
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 12: his boat, and so I was putt in charge of

1127
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 12: getting a tree.

1128
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 2: Is this the ro before the rock summon on water? Yeah?

1129
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 12: So although the weather might not be good, so might

1130
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:48,919
Speaker 12: they're good, so might be on land.

1131
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 2: We could just go to the marina. Yeah.

1132
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 12: So, but I was put in charge of getting a

1133
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 12: Christmas tree, and I thought the only time I can

1134
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 12: get it up is in the both of Christmas tree

1135
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 12: and and and else.

1136
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 2: Wives is in the morning. So I went and got

1137
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 2: it today, because.

1138
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 8: What's the deal?

1139
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 9: Is it December first? When you do a Christmas tree?

1140
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 2: Technically technically one but good in January? How big you go?

1141
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 2: Six foot?

1142
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 5: Nah?

1143
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 3: Sow the wine and slashed out by Brooke.

1144
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 2: Now to cover point again he's just throws the bat

1145
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 2: at it.

1146
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,720
Speaker 3: It's not most allgant of batsman, but hes to eighty seven.

1147
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 2: I've got a bit of a choad. Actually, did you

1148
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 2: get a chod?

1149
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 5: He?

1150
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 9: Did you?

1151
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 2: Please? Were we talking four foot? Yeah? A bit of

1152
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:38,359
Speaker 2: a four foot showed?

1153
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 3: Did you Was that requested by the the better half?

1154
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 3: Or did you just go for the cheapest one?

1155
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 12: I was sent to get a tree? But I think

1156
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 12: it might be one of those situations. I'm pretty sure

1157
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 12: whatever tree I bring back or there'll be problems.

1158
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 2: Have got a base for it?

1159
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 9: Nah, just a bucket with rocks.

1160
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 2: Really you got a water it though? Widget behind the out.

1161
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 3: Saudi and to Stokes. Stokes whips us off the pads

1162
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 3: out to the square leg. I'll think about too, and

1163
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 3: they'll get it comfortably.

1164
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 12: If you wrap enough tit'sal around. It doesn't really matter

1165
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 12: if it falls over.

1166
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1167
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 8: Do you have to water your Christmas tree?

1168
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, man, Yeah, that's those Christmas trees. They drink

1169
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:18,280
Speaker 3: so much water.

1170
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 7: Really.

1171
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1172
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,799
Speaker 12: When I bought my Christmas tree this morning, this guy

1173
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 12: tried to sell me like some magic beans. He had

1174
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 12: a bag of special beans that you're supposed to put

1175
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 12: in the water that would give at the nutrients to

1176
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 12: keep it going.

1177
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 2: I keep it going.

1178
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 12: I thought, that's brilliant, isn't it. It's the upsail. So

1179
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,839
Speaker 12: you bought a tree, and then they try and sell

1180
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,919
Speaker 12: you the you know, the torture device where you screw

1181
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 12: the tree in.

1182
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got the torture device. Yeah yeah. Is it

1183
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,799
Speaker 2: the kind of tripod? Yeah, screws that yeah. Yeah.

1184
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 12: So they sell you the torture device, and then now

1185
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 12: they've decided to trick you into buying magic beans to

1186
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 12: keep it alive.

1187
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 2: Souy Into Stokes, who just leaves this to the keeper.

1188
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 2: It's just too wide for Into plays left well as Stokes.

1189
00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 12: He's like, the guys like all organic nutrients that your

1190
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 12: tree needs, just for another ten bucks.

1191
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 3: And You're like, nah, I'm taking your chodiest, smallest tree. Yeah, yeah,

1192
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 3: I'm stuffing in the back of my forward focus.

1193
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 2: I don't need your little baggie.

1194
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 9: My grandma just used to check a disperine or an

1195
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:19,760
Speaker 9: espirin into the water. Apparently that stops dropping its leaves,

1196
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 9: pines and needles.

1197
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 3: I've heard dad, a sexy camel comes in to the

1198
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 3: left hand.

1199
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 2: It's Stokes.

1200
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 3: Stokes walks across this creasy us, moving around the crease

1201
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 3: by a lot.

1202
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 2: He goes forward and defends to the covers. Yeah, I

1203
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 2: flipped between fake and real. I love the smell of

1204
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 2: a fake real, a real. You smell of a fake

1205
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 2: one or real one. You said titties. I just said

1206
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 2: you said just that me. See you said fake, Someone

1207
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 2: said titties. Oh that was the producer in your ear.

1208
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 3: But anyone out there listening, you're the only one that

1209
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 3: said titties.

1210
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 2: You are the only one.

1211
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 7: If we.

1212
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 2: Look someone, if.

1213
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 12: Someone said the tapes, someone said fake and then someone

1214
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 12: said tedties.

1215
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 2: If you go back and listen to the tapes. I'm

1216
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 2: afraid it's you. You're the only one that said teddies

1217
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 2: it's natural.

1218
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 3: Surely the natural smells far nicer.

1219
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 2: Someone said natural or fake, but I'm sure what we

1220
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 2: were talking about. It's clean enough.

1221
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 3: Sally into the pads of stokes and looks around the corner,

1222
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 3: down a fine leg for a single, and again the

1223
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 3: game seems to meander on coverage.

1224
00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: You'll never leave even when it's outside the line. This

1225
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:05,439
Speaker 1: is the alternative commentary collective. Oh, thanks to the great

1226
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: New Zealanders at resive.

1227
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 12: You know that doggie Braceball recently got censured unfairly, I thought, because.

1228
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 2: He isn't a you know, role model. Now you're on

1229
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 2: the nose beers. Was me.

1230
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 12: He was on the nosebiers and they see it even

1231
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 12: though I had nothing to do with the game or

1232
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 12: the This perform performance wasn't performance dancing.

1233
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 2: He was a role model, which I thought it was

1234
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 2: because they publicized it. Like if he actually was a

1235
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 2: role model, then then if they hadn't done anything, then

1236
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 2: no one would have heard about it. But but I

1237
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 2: wonder came Smith and two stokes around the work.

1238
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 3: It's short and on the pool, it's quite timate, and

1239
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 3: it dribbles down to fine leg.

1240
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 2: To row for a single.

1241
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 12: I wonder if you know, you do your first test

1242
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 12: and it comes up with a acid, you know, three

1243
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 12: days into a test match.

1244
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 2: I mean were they what are you doing?

1245
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 12: It's highly unusual, I mean match whatever. The opposite of

1246
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 12: enhancing is perform many you'd just be scratching your head

1247
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 12: as you know, a drugs tester, you'd be.

1248
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 2: Like acid LSD, Muppet Smath then two brook Brooks back

1249
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 2: and across and defends this.

1250
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 3: But like, we know why that that came out because

1251
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 3: that happened in January of this year, and I think

1252
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 3: that's when he did it, and the results came out

1253
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 3: in April.

1254
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 2: Yet in November we were finding out about it.

1255
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 3: And that was purely an administrative thing because I don't

1256
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 3: think New's go on cricket that had lapsed on their

1257
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 3: retainer payment to Whitewashed Investigations, right, And it was a

1258
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 3: message from Whitewashed Investigations. And if you know about whitewash,

1259
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 3: but they ones that cover up all the NRL scandals.

1260
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 3: You know, the powder that was on the shield, that

1261
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 3: was the resin, that was whitewash, and it just goes away.

1262
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 3: They're one of the most powerful organizations in the world

1263
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 3: whitewashed investigations and then most of most sports associations have

1264
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 3: them on retainer. But every now and then they have

1265
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 3: to send a message and this one was sent to

1266
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 3: New Zealand Cricket with you know, if you if you

1267
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 3: don't reinstall the automatic payment, you.

1268
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 2: Can't just call us up and do it, you know,

1269
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 2: scandal by scandal.

1270
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, you have to give us on retaining absolutely and

1271
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 12: look for the Rambhilly shield.

1272
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 2: One was amazing.

1273
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 12: I mean, you've got you got rolled up notes, you've

1274
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,479
Speaker 12: got yeah, white powder, No, what's the white powder.

1275
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 2: It's plastic.

1276
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's plaster that it was used on the shield

1277
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 3: and so and Whitewash came in and they said that

1278
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 3: they rolled a few people out and we moved on.

1279
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's brilliant, isn't it it is? It's

1280
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 2: I mean, NRL, there's another brilliant one.

1281
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 3: Whitewash were involved in the AFL where the AFL were

1282
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 3: drug testing players for recreational drugs and then if they.

1283
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 2: Came up positive, they were standing them down for injury.

1284
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 3: So they were saying they'll give them a warning and

1285
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 3: saying take a couple of weeks off to cool down,

1286
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 3: don't do again.

1287
01:00:58,600 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, Whitewash.

1288
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 3: Whitewash and drew up that policy and said drug test

1289
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 3: for recreational and then just drop them for injury for

1290
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks and just seem to shot over

1291
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 3: their bow.

1292
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 12: We got Whitewash on retainer for the sec No, yeah,

1293
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 12: we haven't. Unfortunately, that's why I guess why we're so

1294
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 12: raddled with scandal. I mean, you've been canceled recently. Whitewash

1295
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 12: could have sorted that out. They would have actually, then

1296
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 12: comes Phillips and two Stokes.

1297
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 3: He's got an introduction of spin before the end of

1298
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 3: the day's play, but he just works it down the

1299
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 3: long on for a single coverage.

1300
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 1: You'll never leave even when it's outside the line. This

1301
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: is the Alternative Commentary Collective. Oh thanks to the great

1302
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 1: New Zealanders at received