WEBVTT - Why do you hate your cousin? 

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<v Speaker 1>Ed Sheeran's fortnight from hell continues to get worse, as

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<v Speaker 1>if he wasn't dealing with enough right now, Brie.

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<v Speaker 2>McLemore posting, his whole band quitting, Irish radio stations banning

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<v Speaker 2>his music outright.

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<v Speaker 3>All of his support acts.

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<v Speaker 4>Boycotting the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Boycotting.

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<v Speaker 2>Now his cousins come out against him.

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<v Speaker 3>What's his cousin said now?

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<v Speaker 4>Jethro Sheeran.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that his name? Jethro Sheeran?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. That's the perfect cousin name. Like, if your cousin's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be in the news for slagging you off,

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<v Speaker 2>it's definitely Cousin Jethro.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that from a show?

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<v Speaker 4>Cousin Jethro. Oh, is it from the Beverly Hillbillies?

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<v Speaker 3>Mate, yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Spot on.

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<v Speaker 2>Ed Sheeran's cousin Jethro has posted a scathing, and I

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<v Speaker 2>mean scathing, Instagram post calling Ed Sheeran selfish and malicious. Ooh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Jethro... amongst other.

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<v Speaker 2>Things, wrote, Finally, the world and all his fans can

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<v Speaker 2>see through him.

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<v Speaker 4>He's not a good person.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like his music, so I can't even say

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<v Speaker 2>that he's a good artist.

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<v Speaker 4>Jethro's a musician too, by the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He's honestly a selfish individual with malicious, cunning ways. He

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<v Speaker 2>kills you with kindness. Those are his words. I'm his

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<v Speaker 2>first blood cousin and he screwed me over. He made

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<v Speaker 2>fun of my mental health. and mental health in general.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeez, he's really gone in.

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<v Speaker 4>He's really gone in.

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<v Speaker 2>He is shady, and he dropped Macklemore himself. I believe

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<v Speaker 2>it 100%. He's a coward.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeez.

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<v Speaker 4>These are the words from.

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<v Speaker 3>Jethro, tell us what you really think, babes.

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<v Speaker 4>Ed Sheeran's cousin, Jethro Sheeran.

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<v Speaker 2>He only cared about himself, and he puts out fake

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<v Speaker 2>narrative that's calculated just to keep everyone happy so he

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<v Speaker 2>can do big private gigs... and keep up brand deals,

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<v Speaker 2>et cetera.

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<v Speaker 4>His own cousin.

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<v Speaker 2>And you can tell from this that whether Jethro is

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<v Speaker 2>right or wrong, that he has been waiting for an

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<v Speaker 2>opportunity to rag on his cousin Ed. And up until now,

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<v Speaker 2>no one would have believed Jethro.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, and I'm not saying Jethro is right or wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no.

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<v Speaker 2>But.

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<v Speaker 5>Hearing that Jethro Sheeran is also a musician and then

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<v Speaker 5>seeing him talk about his cousin Ed, it is giving

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<v Speaker 5>jealousy a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>He said in the post, I'm paraphrasing, but he said

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<v Speaker 2>that at the start of Ed's career, he used to

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<v Speaker 2>take Ed on tour and let Ed perform on his stages.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think Jethro may be a bit miffed, The

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<v Speaker 2>favour was never returned.

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<v Speaker 1>You think?

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, hey, remember how I let you play at

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<v Speaker 2>those pubs with me? Can I come out on stage

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<v Speaker 2>at Glastonbury with you?

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<v Speaker 3>Ed's like.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Jethro.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, actually, maybe now because everyone else has quit.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, he should have gone the other route.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, he's already burned Jethro, though.

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<v Speaker 4>He burned the bridge, yeah. Well, Jethro's burned his chance.

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<v Speaker 4>Jethro should have been like.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey... I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 4>I know Phineas won't play with you.

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<v Speaker 3>But I will.

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<v Speaker 4>Jethro will. His own cousin, right?

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<v Speaker 2>And it does show that even the uber rich and

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<v Speaker 2>famous have messy families. And that's why the question that

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<v Speaker 2>we've come up with for you guys this afternoon is,

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<v Speaker 2>why do you hate your cousin?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what did your cousin do?

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<v Speaker 5>Someone texted her and said, no one has ever said, hey,

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<v Speaker 5>throw on that latest Jethro banger.

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<v Speaker 2>It is giving cousins scorn.

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<v Speaker 4>Claudia, I should have done this beforehand.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you please search up Spotify to see if there's

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<v Speaker 2>any Jethro.

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<v Speaker 4>Sheeran on there?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd love to hear a Jethro Sheeran.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I wonder if he did, like, what's the– oh, God,

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<v Speaker 5>that would have been such a good joke if I

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<v Speaker 5>knew what it was.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the thing that's like Lego?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Duplo.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if he did Duplo House.

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<v Speaker 4>That would have been a good joke if you'd known

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<v Speaker 4>what it was called.

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<v Speaker 3>It would have been good, but now that we've– Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But Duplo is from Lego. It's the same business.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you need the one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it's like the less cool version of Lego.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's for babies.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I mean. It's less cool. It's like bigger and.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, you need to know what the name of the

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<v Speaker 2>imitation Lego was. Remember when you had... K'nex.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Connex is Lego too.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that Lego as well?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>God, Lego must be making a fortune.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, am I thinking of tech? Yeah, Connex is Lego.

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<v Speaker 3>Connex is the one with the magnets and they all, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, can we get back on topic?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, sorry. This is a groundbreaking segment that we've

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<v Speaker 2>never done.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Why?

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<v Speaker 4>That was you.

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<v Speaker 3>That was you. Was it?

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<v Speaker 4>Looking for the Duplo name.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That was worth it, though.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you hate your cousin, okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what did that bastard do?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, why does your cousin hate you, okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you don't hate your cousin, but you just can't

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<v Speaker 2>get through to them, okay? Ed Sheeran's cousin, Jethro Sheeran,

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<v Speaker 2>has come out and slammed him on Instagram. Says he's awful, basically.

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<v Speaker 2>And it got us thinking... What does Jethro Sharon's music

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<v Speaker 2>sound like? Claudia has managed to find him, so he

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<v Speaker 2>is on Spotify, Claudia?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he goes by the name Alone Star.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Surely go for Jethro Sheeran.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, so he's called Lone Star. A Lone Star.

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<v Speaker 4>A Lone Star.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, best promotion Jethro Sheeran's ever had because we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to play some of his music. Oh, he's going to

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<v Speaker 2>love this.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you guys want to know what it sounds like?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't heard this yet.

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<v Speaker 3>Neither.

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<v Speaker 4>This is, oh, wow, this is a world first. First debut.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Jethro Sheeran play on ZM. Here it goes. What's

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<v Speaker 4>the name of the song, Claude?

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<v Speaker 3>All Falls Down.

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<v Speaker 4>All Falls Down.

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<v Speaker 5>Damn. Um, is that Ed Sheeran?

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<v Speaker 4>Does Ed Sheeran have a secret persona?

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<v Speaker 1>Jethro Sheeran sounds quite similar to Ed Sheeran. Isn't he incredible?

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<v Speaker 5>Wow!

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's quite a bit of a banger, actually.

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<v Speaker 4>All right. Banger.

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<v Speaker 2>We asked you the question, like Jethro Sharon hates Ed Sharon,

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<v Speaker 2>why do you hate your cousin? Is that a call

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<v Speaker 2>for us to take up there?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that somebody that we should talk to?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, Anonymous.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, Anonymous.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, how are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Good, mate. Why do you hate your cousin? Oh, my

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<v Speaker 3>cousin goes everywhere and farts everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got a gassy cousin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, like, I mean, we go out for dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and he farts.

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<v Speaker 3>We go into public and he farts. It's everywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you ever spoken to, I assume, him about it?

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 4>We've called him out on it, but no, we've just

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<v Speaker 4>spoken to him about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Does he own it or does he try and say

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<v Speaker 3>it's not him?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes he tries to blame it on someone else.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know Anonymous.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, when it's loud and.

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<v Speaker 3>Proud, you know who it came from.

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<v Speaker 5>You're like, Craig, we all know what your farts smell

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<v Speaker 5>like and that was you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah. Dirty crime. Very embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 4>Very embarrassing. That's some messy family stuff. Thank you, Anonymous.

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<v Speaker 4>We asked a simple question. Why do you hate your cousin?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone said, I feel like Jethro is to Ed Sheeran

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<v Speaker 2>what Jamie Lynn Spears is to Britney Spears.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah. That is spot on.

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<v Speaker 2>My cousin stabbed me with scissors, but I don't hate

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<v Speaker 2>him for it. He was pissed at the time.

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<v Speaker 5>Someone else texted and said, I hate my cousin. It's

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<v Speaker 5>Eric Murray, the Olympian.

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<v Speaker 3>Say no more.

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<v Speaker 5>If he's listening, can you please ask him to learn

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<v Speaker 5>how to reply to a bloody message?

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<v Speaker 3>Love from your cousin, Rachel.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Some Olympian-level cousin hate. See, all families, every family. My

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<v Speaker 2>older cousin, we asked, why do you hate your cousin?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone said, my older cousin used to hate me because

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<v Speaker 2>my grandma liked me the most and very much disliked her.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, yeah, that causes friction, doesn't it? Someone said, anonymous please,

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<v Speaker 5>but my dad has a terminal neurological disease and towards

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<v Speaker 5>the start of his diagnosis, my cousin decided to tell

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<v Speaker 5>other family members that he didn't think my dad actually

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<v Speaker 5>had the disease. He's a farmer, by the way, not

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<v Speaker 5>a doctor. It's a shame because I really did like him.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeez, that's worse than having a cousin who farts a lot. Just. Just. Yeah, just.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a spectrum.

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<v Speaker 2>My, where are we? Oh, why do you hate your cousin?

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<v Speaker 2>My cousin decided to be born on my birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's fair. That would get you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Bree's already touchy about her birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'd be fuming.

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<v Speaker 5>I would be fuming because then you have to share it.

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<v Speaker 5>Especially when you're young, like if you live close, you'd

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<v Speaker 5>be like, oh, I've got to share my bloody birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you hate your cousin? My cousin slept with

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<v Speaker 2>my husband on the day of our wedding. I am

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<v Speaker 2>never going to forgive her.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously not.

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<v Speaker 2>Your cousin slept with your husband on your wedding day.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, wait, wait. Who are we more mad at? The

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<v Speaker 4>husband or the cousin?

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<v Speaker 3>The husband. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The husband definitely.

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<v Speaker 4>Cousin's pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 3>The cousin's pretty bloody bad. But the husband.

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<v Speaker 4>On the wedding day.

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<v Speaker 3>What a POS.

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<v Speaker 4>Before or after you got married? You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it in the morning of the wedding? Oh, or

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<v Speaker 4>was it like, did they- Was it on the evening

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<v Speaker 4>of the wedding?

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<v Speaker 3>Did they scurry off during the reception is what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you text us back?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, someone said, Bree, the joke you were looking for

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<v Speaker 2>was Jethro Sharon wrote the B team.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That was it.

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<v Speaker 3>That would have been. What did I say?

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<v Speaker 4>Jethro Sharon wrote- Duplo House.

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<v Speaker 3>Duplo House.

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<v Speaker 4>It's actually not bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Still good.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm related to my closest cousin from his dad's.

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<v Speaker 2>Side, and he hated that I dated his first cousin

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<v Speaker 2>from his mum's side because he knew my past.

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<v Speaker 4>P.S. I'm still with his cousin for six years.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a lot to take in, that text.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what you call a cousin orgy.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the thing about their past?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, maybe they're a big sluzzer. No, or used to be. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe they used to be a big sluzzer. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're like, no cousin of mine will date another

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<v Speaker 2>cousin of mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Who I know is.

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<v Speaker 4>Who I know is a big sluzzer.

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<v Speaker 2>A sluzzer.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Sluzz dog millionaire.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what they called them.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone said Jethro Sharon's song was a banger. Get it

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<v Speaker 4>on the playlist. That's what I said.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we hear a little bit more?

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<v Speaker 4>Get your hearing tested.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, let's just hear a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>Banger. Wait for the drop.

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<v Speaker 4>Get it, Jethro.

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<v Speaker 3>It does sound remarkably.

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<v Speaker 4>Like Ed Sheeran.

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<v Speaker 1>If you had played me Jethro and said this is

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<v Speaker 1>the new Ed Sheeran, I would have been like....

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, he's doing a rap. Oh. He ruined it. Ed

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<v Speaker 4>Sheeran's raps suck as well.

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<v Speaker 5>That part there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Sounds exactly like Ed Sheeran.

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<v Speaker 4>Last one. Why do you hate your cousin?

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<v Speaker 2>I very much dislike my second cousin, who is also

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<v Speaker 2>my uncle by marriage.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoa. I love this country.

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<v Speaker 3>It's legal, by the way.

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