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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network.

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Speaker 2: It's fleechborn and Haley's a little bit of pot naught.

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Speaker 2: It is naughty little nattle.

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Speaker 3: This is a naughty little pole for the podcast only

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Speaker 3: a story that we came across for some context. Yes

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Speaker 3: that we we thought we probably couldn't talk about it

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Speaker 3: on the radio.

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Speaker 4: Because it's a bit naughty. Yes, it is a bit

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Speaker 4: too naughty for the radio.

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Speaker 5: The Bachelor's star Madison Pruet says that she has been

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Speaker 5: free from masturbation for ten years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Free.

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Speaker 2: It sounds about you're in a prison building.

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Speaker 3: There has been a movement in like the last few

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Speaker 3: years though what they call it, no fat movement fat free,

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Speaker 3: No member what it's more of a guy thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, isn't it testosterone thing?

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Speaker 2: And cell? Yeah, it does have links to that kind

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Speaker 2: of community as well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's one of life's greatest choice. Sometimes

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Speaker 5: I look at the world and I think, oh my God,

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Speaker 5: my day.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh.

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Speaker 4: Come, and then I remember I can mess but I'm like, well,

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Speaker 4: at least it'll be something good, true that true.

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Speaker 2: App So we asked, do you masturbate? Do you bash

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Speaker 2: one out? Do you beat it? Do you crank it?

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Speaker 2: Fred your jack off? Do you jok it? Do you

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Speaker 2: knock one out? Are you reading? Are you reading a list?

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Speaker 2: You rub one out? Your south? Do you service one south?

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Speaker 2: Do you skeep toss toss off, touch of the.

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Speaker 1: Muff, say, buff them up again? Do you it'ch the ditch? Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's kiddy, let's do you play the clitar? Let's ring

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Speaker 1: the devil's doorbell?

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Speaker 2: Do you bash the bishop? Do you choke the chicken

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Speaker 2: with elphin? I think that's your poor ones? Put in

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Speaker 2: your spectab sit now and my bone is gone. So

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Speaker 2: are the results? How many six percent of people masturbate?

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Speaker 2: That's it should be? One hundred should be Do you.

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Speaker 3: Think anyone thought it was a trap and they were like,

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Speaker 3: I'm not admitting to them that I do it?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: I don't understand when partners are like, you shouldn't master

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Speaker 5: it should be all about me?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's not. It's got nothing to do

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Speaker 4: with you.

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Speaker 2: What many for everybody? Yeah? What is our friends? Six?

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Speaker 2: And just Morgan Penn say about this?

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Speaker 5: She you know she is an advocate for self pleasure,

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Speaker 5: not only because it's.

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Speaker 4: Fun and hot. Yes, a lot of health benefits.

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Speaker 3: But then Also, it can be to the detriment of

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Speaker 3: the relationship sometimes if someone's doing it too much.

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Speaker 5: Too much yeah, you know, you know, make it all

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Speaker 5: leathery and chafed like yours, weathered old cock.

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Speaker 2: He's got to thank you, thank you hellous. Okay, this

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Speaker 2: wasn't about me in the back of the veg.

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Speaker 3: And there's a little bit of dirt on it, the supermarket.

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Speaker 2: Commissions. Okay, let's move on from some something some percent

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Speaker 2: people masturbate. Let's see what they've got to say for themselves.

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Speaker 2: I do a lot. I've done it while I'm on

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Speaker 2: a team's call from when I was working from home

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Speaker 2: and no one knew that's a woman that way.

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Speaker 4: Because then the men could never get away with that.

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Speaker 2: And if they didn't tip of the hat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, if you got away with that, well, so

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Speaker 3: imagine you're just your camera arm or your laptop just

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Speaker 3: droops down and they see, I know, and you're like.

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Speaker 4: Close your eyes or something. Down and down and down.

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Speaker 2: I'm going down down. I don't know if that's a

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Speaker 2: guy or a girl. The names, I can see the name.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it out loud. I can see

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Speaker 2: the name. It's a very unique name. It could be female, okay,

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Speaker 2: but I mean hell yeah, good on you a stiff.

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Speaker 2: I want to keep the names short. Stiff. That could

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Speaker 2: be anybody. I don't need to anymore because my man

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Speaker 2: knows how to fuck.

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Speaker 1: Oh she said it, yes, you you your.

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Speaker 2: U c K. However, I used to religiously in my

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Speaker 2: previous relationshiplessly, well, religiously my previous relationship, which says a lot.

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Speaker 2: But this sounds like a new relationship.

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Speaker 3: Give it a little bit of time, moving back to

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Speaker 3: relentlessly heaven different.

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Speaker 2: I think it's just different religious relentless. Joel said. I

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Speaker 2: used to massivate a lot, but then I found a

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Speaker 2: woman with more of a six drive, and now I'm

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Speaker 2: just trying to keep up with her.

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Speaker 5: Oh, the women, they crank at halfe as they get older.

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Speaker 2: That's the younger guys like an old bird year olds

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Speaker 2: on the dating apps to this old duck and in

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Speaker 2: mid to late first.

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Speaker 4: God, such a babyface.

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Speaker 2: Sam said, Who doesn't let Jesus watch if he wants to?

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Speaker 3: Oh, Jesus actually can't. It's like Google Maps can't see

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Speaker 3: through the roofs.

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Speaker 2: They can't.

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Speaker 4: You can see through walls, not roofs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, which is good because he's in heaven, because he's

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Speaker 3: which is in the clouds.

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Speaker 2: Sarah said eighty seven percent of people telling the truth.

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Speaker 2: The rest are lying. We just don't we know something.

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Speaker 2: We know people that don't. It's bizarre there we do.

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Speaker 2: Just what do they do? They get to a hotel,

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Speaker 2: like watch Telly unpack their clothes. Man hotels sees some

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Speaker 2: things today.

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Speaker 4: We unbuckle at the door, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Where we're belts.

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Speaker 2: Quite often Haley's in reception already taking.

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Speaker 4: I'll just leave these pants here or collect them all

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Speaker 4: mom when I check.

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Speaker 2: Out solo, Mom, I haven't any action in years, so

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Speaker 2: of course I master boat. Good for you. That's from

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Speaker 2: KR and you deserve it. Hey, you get in there,

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Speaker 2: give yourself. Peeps. I don't know, I'm not very good

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Speaker 2: picture in your masturbation?

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Speaker 5: Have that?

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Speaker 2: Have that? Anonymous? Please? For obvious reason, my husband works

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Speaker 2: out of town hot video sessions of the best, so

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Speaker 2: they're still involving the partner. But they are like that,

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Speaker 2: but they're masturbating. Umid, not until I was thirty eight,

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Speaker 2: what about twenty five years?

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Speaker 3: You would be like I haveing out the whole time.

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Speaker 4: Would imagine the first time, being like.

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Speaker 2: Holy chabolis, shiver me timbers, you would say, but if

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Speaker 2: you'd had six, it wouldn't be wouldn't be that different?

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Speaker 2: Would you be?

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Speaker 4: Like, I know what please you feel?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bye, amazing but ah and oh that one got

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Speaker 2: seen twice, the one saying eighty seven percent of people

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Speaker 2: to turn the truth aristural lies. Yeah right, yeah, but

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Speaker 2: we know we know that. We were like, we see,

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Speaker 2: thank you for your honesty. News. I wonder what the

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Speaker 2: if I gurgled, what percentage of people we're just in

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Speaker 2: the world. Yeah, like other studies might come about.

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Speaker 5: Religious that would you know, depending on the world. We're

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Speaker 5: not a particularly religious country.

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Speaker 2: No, that's According to a twenty twenty three study, eighty

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Speaker 2: percent of Americans masturbate, world's largest masturbations survey uncovers how

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Speaker 2: traditional views of masculinity prevent men from having fulfilling sex

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Speaker 2: lives and relationships. Oh shit, I don't need to ye

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Speaker 2: and more men, more American men masturbate than woman kilt up.

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Speaker 2: So last you. Yeah, I'm getting to it.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting I'm getting Sometimes you need to lead the

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Speaker 3: horse down there, yeah, to the water water, because I

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Speaker 3: don't know time up and pop into the bush for

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Speaker 3: a wank.

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Speaker 2: Do you masturbate Eighty six percent of people said yes.