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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to a little bit of pod and Shannon, you've had

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Speaker 2: a trading round or oh god, possibly coming round it's

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Speaker 2: a heavy sign. Oh my goodness, what's wrong with the

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Speaker 2: tiny shoe box apartment?

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Speaker 3: Nothing? So that's the issue. I got an email from

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Speaker 3: the apartment and they were like hey, from the building itself.

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Speaker 4: They were really good at emails. No, Like they were like, hey,

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Speaker 4: it's your apartment.

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Speaker 2: Are the drug dogs coming through a gif?

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Speaker 3: I look around constantly, like around.

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Speaker 4: But they were like, we're going to do an annual

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Speaker 4: sprinkler test on Wednesday. And I was like, I've left

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Speaker 4: here over a year and we've never had a sprinkler test,

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Speaker 4: So I don't believe it's Anniel.

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Speaker 1: But I prove that it's Anniel.

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Speaker 4: But they were like, we're going to have access to

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Speaker 4: your apartment from eight to thirty.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, ambiguous for the whole day.

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Speaker 4: They just said from eight thirty, someone will come to

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Speaker 4: your apartment. They've got access.

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Speaker 2: I hate that shit.

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Speaker 1: And I was funny time from nine You're like no,

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Speaker 1: So that's a twenty four hour pearance, especially because.

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Speaker 3: There's so many floors.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, could they not say, like flaws this to this,

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Speaker 4: we're aiming to do it at this time.

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Speaker 1: Like an I'll give you but a breathing run.

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Speaker 4: So we get home from work obviously quite early, so

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Speaker 4: I was like, I want to know if they've already

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Speaker 4: checked my sprinklers. So I booby trapped the apartment.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. I was just thinking, you should have

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Speaker 2: put a here across the door, or a better cello tape.

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Speaker 4: What I did is I made my doors, my bedroom

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Speaker 4: door open as much as my iPhone, the exact width.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, there's no way they'll put it back.

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Speaker 2: That's not a sang, and that's not a tear.

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Speaker 4: Because I would know if they opened the door, because

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Speaker 4: there's a sprinkler.

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Speaker 3: There's a sprint cler in every room. So I was like,

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Speaker 3: they'll have to open it up.

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Speaker 1: That's that's the posious thing about her apartment.

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Speaker 2: Room.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if they work, they've never been

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Speaker 4: annually checked. But so then I booby trapped the doors.

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Speaker 4: I come home still an iPhone with the pass like, damn,

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Speaker 4: they haven't come. Carwin had an event that night and

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Speaker 4: I was going and I was real excited, so I

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Speaker 4: had to get.

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Speaker 2: Proud of it.

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Speaker 1: By the way, no one stepping into the world of

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Speaker 1: presenting a performance and we absolutely love it.

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Speaker 3: Carmen reads, it was a great raid.

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Speaker 2: Carmen raids, I hope you get some of Haley's hosting gigs.

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Speaker 3: I'm a lot cheaper. I imagine.

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Speaker 2: Work your way up on.

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Speaker 4: Yes, from this little book event to your everyone that

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Speaker 4: you've ever done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahah.

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Speaker 4: So I was gonna have to get ready and I

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Speaker 4: did full man cup like I was wanting to enjoy

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Speaker 4: this night.

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Speaker 1: You know, I will say as well, actually, well we're

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Speaker 1: giving car and some praise.

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Speaker 2: You looked beautiful dress.

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Speaker 3: Sixty year sixty sheep.

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Speaker 2: Bridge it but Dot, I don't know if it's said

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Speaker 2: that way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, Bridget, but Dot, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 3: And you know, when you're getting ready, there's nothing worse

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Speaker 3: than wearing a bra. I just can't.

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Speaker 2: It's not wear a bra.

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Speaker 1: I hate the feeling of my swingings, wapping.

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Speaker 4: Swinging, not just when I'm home. I'm not wearing a bra.

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Speaker 4: I'm not wearing socks. That's just how I live my life.

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Speaker 4: But knowing the ambiguous trady sprinkler man is coming. I

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Speaker 4: now have to wear socks and the.

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Speaker 2: Braw because you're like they could knock on the door

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Speaker 2: at any moment, and.

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Speaker 4: So the sick can I get home from work? I

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Speaker 4: shower because I take off my make up, and I

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Speaker 4: was like, what if he appears and I'm in the shower,

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Speaker 4: And so then I was like locking the door, Help,

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Speaker 4: don't come in.

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Speaker 3: I'm in here naked.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm do.

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Speaker 1: I can't get out.

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Speaker 4: And I was just like the world's quicker shower because

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Speaker 4: I was like, I don't want him to like appear.

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Speaker 3: And then every time I paid, I had to lock

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Speaker 3: the door to the toilet. Like it was just this

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Speaker 3: whole day.

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Speaker 4: I was like, when is this man appearing? Every so

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Speaker 4: often I peered out the window to see if I

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Speaker 4: could see.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what I imagine. I think a firefighter.

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Speaker 4: But all day I just been like prepared, wearing a

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Speaker 4: bra wired.

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Speaker 3: Wired. I missed, and Carl went constantly I can swim.

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Speaker 4: And all day getting ready, getting ready, nothing, nothing, nothing.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding that they probably just got to floor

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Speaker 2: like to because use a lot of floors.

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Speaker 3: They probably just got.

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Speaker 2: To like the second floor that I think this is

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Speaker 2: good enough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like the majority of them work. Yeah. I just

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Speaker 3: was fuming because I was like, its could have been free. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I could have had a real shower. I didn't shave

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Speaker 3: my legs. Should have oh, because you had a quick shower.

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Speaker 2: So they like have to knock before they come in.

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Speaker 2: They still didn't just come in.

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Speaker 3: No I know, but if I was in the shower,

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't hear the knock.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so they do not not housekeeping, not not not housekeeping,

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Speaker 1: and then they're in. Yeah, it's my favorite day when

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Speaker 1: they do the arbitrary housekeeping. They go housekeeping housekeeping because

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Speaker 1: they're obviously told they have to.

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Speaker 2: Do it twice, whereas Hayley would open the door and

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Speaker 2: be like housekeep keep my house.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, it was just the most frustrating thing.

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Speaker 4: And then all day the next day I was like,

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Speaker 4: what if he came Tod Like, now now I'm all panicked.

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Speaker 3: I feel inaged by this guy.

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Speaker 1: Watch by this guy, and you're wearing a wired bra

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Speaker 1: at home all the time.

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Speaker 3: What if he comes during our watching him? The summer

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Speaker 3: it went pretty Oh yeah we're watching TV today

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, twenty inches and two girls are watching TV,

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Speaker 1: How we're stuck behind the TV