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Speaker 1: Welcome along to the podcast. If you didn't realize that

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Speaker 1: we do a radio show as well, then make sure

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Speaker 1: you text north or south three three to find out

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Speaker 1: where the frequency is because we do do a radio show.

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Speaker 2: It's the piece of information that's tacking the world by storm.

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Speaker 2: If you go onto our social media, you'll see a

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Speaker 2: litany of messages. I'll search you one up in real

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Speaker 2: time right now.

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Speaker 3: Odaky, I should have done this before.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's a good time podcast. Yeah it

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Speaker 4: really is.

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Speaker 2: There's a post saying this could be you being Jerry's

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Speaker 2: caddy and the comments are all My special skill is

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Speaker 2: perfectly skipping the intro to every podcast. Also, what's radio Hadarchy?

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Speaker 2: I thought it was just the Hidachy breakfast podcast. Another

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Speaker 2: one here from PJ. Mahoney. Didn't realize it was a

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Speaker 2: radio show. Maybe you could ask your radio show listeners.

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Speaker 2: Mark has just heard about the radio show. Can't wait

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Speaker 2: to churn on?

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Speaker 3: Another one?

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Speaker 1: There is Jerry with radio Handarchy. I know him from

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Speaker 1: his podcast or the guy name Nannia. Didn't realize he

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Speaker 2: Too, And then a bunch of other ones. I didn't

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Speaker 2: realize this was a radio show too. I thought it

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Speaker 2: was just a podcast. When's the show on? Clint Roberts

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Speaker 2: wants to know why Finketty lost his job, and then

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Speaker 2: someone else commenting on your form, So.

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Speaker 1: Well, can I address the question from Clint Roberts the

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Speaker 1: reason that Finn Ketty lost his job as a caddy

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Speaker 1: because you think that his name is Finn Kenty, so

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Speaker 1: you think he'd be a good caddy. He was easily

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Speaker 1: distracted too, easily distracted by other people that were around

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Speaker 1: the beverages that were on offer. Yes, just conversations with

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Speaker 1: other people. Other people came to have a selfie with him.

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Speaker 2: So you're looking for someone this year who's going to

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Speaker 2: keep the main thing the main thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking for someone who is actually going to

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Speaker 2: So you're saying that Mash is guilty of taking the

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Speaker 1: He's basically guilty of taking the bag and not bringing

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Speaker 1: it back. Yeah, that's right, and they did bring it back,

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Speaker 1: bring it back bloody light.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and also getting on the green at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Well, he could have got more on the green to

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Speaker 3: He was going pretty hard.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, he's gone. He's gone.

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Speaker 4: So Clint's question is about him losing the job as

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Speaker 4: the caddy, not about because he used to be on

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Speaker 3: That's what I was talking about. Yeah, I've been too

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Speaker 3: heavy on the bag and on the green.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay.

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Speaker 3: I thought there was always the.

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Speaker 1: Knock on him, right, I thought about him. Actually there's

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the same thing with the kiddy. You may

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Speaker 2: tell you what you give that guy your bag, you'll

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Speaker 1: He's dangerous like that, doesn't he bagger?

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Speaker 3: And he gets pretty heavily on the green as well.

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Speaker 4: Pops, it's going to have gone on the polar pop.

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Speaker 3: That's all right?

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Speaker 1: The white stuff?

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Speaker 4: Is he out there?

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Speaker 2: the touch of the mashes. So some of the peripheral

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Speaker 1: Well right, yeah, and from between two beers is turned.

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Speaker 2: Up, And what I would say to those people is

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Speaker 2: So go and listen to that. Some of the peripheral

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Speaker 3: He looks I gotta be honest, spitting image.

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Speaker 1: He does a lot of work with the females at

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Speaker 1: Bay Belly, not doing it now, not as.

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Speaker 2: Much as the guy who does his best work who's

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Speaker 2: the guy who does his best work out in Beabelly.

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Speaker 4: Is that the guy that does the best work.

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Speaker 1: That's not the guy that from between two beers.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's that's different guy together.

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Speaker 2: Actually, the guy who does his best work out there

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Speaker 1: Where are they from? Do yourick?

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Speaker 3: And those guys I think for no, they work for us.

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Speaker 4: But because the listeners cannot see what's happening. But now

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Speaker 1: There's a lot going As someone who's had an office

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Speaker 3: So they've been here for an hour, yeah, not even.

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Speaker 1: Now forty five minutes and they're straight out there for a.

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Speaker 1: A veteran. Yes, here up, yeah, here ups a veteran.

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Speaker 4: Fase jacket, cream jacket, cream jacket. Would you say?

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Speaker 2: Oh, the beige, the Bone, the crane, and the off white,

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Speaker 4: The boys are just out vaporing and chucking the pigs again.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'll tell you what we need to do. We

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Speaker 2: Should we take an early break and come back and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, big announcement today that Push Push playing four gags, Auckland,

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Speaker 2: The vendor approach yesterday, I think it was off here.

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Speaker 2: We stumbled upon something, a new business venture because I

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Speaker 2: think you and I were looking to open a bar.

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Speaker 2: I think we've been to enough bars. On these export

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Speaker 3: But I would like to bring a bit more entertainment

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Speaker 1: And so the target, the target demo that you were thinking,

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Speaker 2: Male skew, but yeah, male skew. This actually came from

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Speaker 2: You get the name first, and then you're reverse engineer.

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Speaker 1: Yoppers. I keep saying in front of my kids, and

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Speaker 1: I'll just say yoppers and they're like, why you keep

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Speaker 1: saying that, Dad? But I'm the kind of guy that

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Speaker 2: remember that I sent to Joe Jury and he has

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Speaker 2: no memory of it. And it was of a model village,

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Speaker 3: And she had now she had what used to be

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Speaker 1: And the thing about this is, though, and I that

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Speaker 1: you have been looking for the meme. Yeah, you can't

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Speaker 3: I can't find any reference to yoppers anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Not only that, but also you claim that it was

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Speaker 1: web Master and acc a Fashionado Jury who sent you

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Speaker 1: the video, or that you shit it worth shared it

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Speaker 1: with him.

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Speaker 2: He has no memory of us, and we share so

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Speaker 2: many means. The other thing though, famously, Joe Jury the

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Speaker 2: only person on the planet that I told I was

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Speaker 2: about to propose to my long term partner, and he

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Speaker 1: He can't remember that either, so no one knew what

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Speaker 1: was the reason that he didn't remember that? Because it

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Speaker 1: Well I think he's got an excuse to forget that.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm just wondering how often he pouls all night.

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Speaker 2: Is that he's also forgotten about the yoppers often? And

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Speaker 2: I can't find yoppers anywhere at auto corrects to yoopers yuppers?

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Speaker 2: I remember it because I remember words. I see them visually.

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Speaker 2: And the thing is, now the only person anyone's ever

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Speaker 4: Have you checked Urban Dictionary for yopper?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's got nothing to do with the context that.

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Speaker 3: Are the Europers?

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Speaker 4: I'm just reading Jerry.

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Speaker 3: No, So I don't know. I'll do more research. I

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Speaker 2: But anyway, yoppers yoppers is into the zeitgeist and it's

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Speaker 3: Other because I couldn't find the ones I usually wear.

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Speaker 3: Artorg and matter were the yoppers?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? They the a kg my old a kgs. They

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Speaker 3: We put them on tim last week. We should always

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Speaker 2: Anyways, I think it's so great about yoppers as it

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Speaker 2: sounds like whoppers. You can really attack that word the

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Speaker 1: You can drop it with gay abandon because no one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yoppers. Yeah, sounds like something out of a doctor's book.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And I think that the description is so broad

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Speaker 2: It's on a metapic and it's description of of you know,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know city yours. Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: That's why when we saw those headphones, we're like yoppers.

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Speaker 2: At me off here that I'm all about yoppers, too

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Speaker 1: So I've just worked out with the definition of it.

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Speaker 3: No, there's also an aspect of like floppiness.

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Speaker 4: So my feet yoppers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yoppers down below? Absolutely excuse me? Yeah, can

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Speaker 2: So anyway, Jerry is like, you're so focused on yoppers,

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Speaker 3: And then we're like, there's a pub in there, and

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Speaker 3: It doesn't it sound like an old timey British pub

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Speaker 1: I think as well, who doesn't love a hog and

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 1: I think it's two positive words.

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Speaker 2: This is the thing, the hog in yoppers. So last

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Speaker 1: Wasn't allowed to really well, I asked that to well,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand that.

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Speaker 2: It's because I asked, I said, can you make it

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I described it in pretty clear detail, but

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think New Zealand's crying out for an

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Speaker 2: many times you've been to a pub and they're out

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Speaker 4: But cans fast it open than bottles as well.

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Speaker 2: Exactly exactly, So they just run cans and then they'll

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Speaker 2: But I think that's fair enough because it's going to

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Speaker 4: That's a good point.

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Speaker 3: So I reckon cans and cocktails. Cocktails.

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Speaker 2: If you want to get real fancy, you can get

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Speaker 4: I can hear the radio ad now cans and cocktails

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Speaker 2: At the Hogan Yoppers, And so I think that a

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Speaker 4: Good idea.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Rudy, you can play there three four nights

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Speaker 4: I could leave that job and I could just play

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the residency at the Hogan Yoppers. I mean it'll

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hard to get in, well, hard to get out

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Speaker 1: Should we hit down the hog in the Oppers, I'm

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Speaker 4: She broken up with your fu and I'm just say

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Speaker 1: It's got this phone option.

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Speaker 2: In the meantime, Jerry, you had because obviously it's going

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Speaker 2: But you had a promo idea. I think you've fetched

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we used to be a proper that was all

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Speaker 1: And they used to have a thing called skirt Night

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, which wouldn't be an issue at our

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Speaker 3: So we're just banging through that kid.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And anyway, it was a good time. A skirt

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Speaker 1: It was absolutely rammed.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is this has been the age old pub

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Speaker 1: And it was the idea. The fun part of it

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Speaker 3: Everyone's in a skirt, you can chuck it.

441
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,680
Speaker 1: Kilt on, yeah, hard to kick you, and it's it's

442
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:44,920
Speaker 1: more fun yep.

443
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,200
Speaker 2: And so I think that would be the first promotional

444
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,840
Speaker 2: initiative at the Hogan Yoppers Skirt night at the Hog

445
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:52,520
Speaker 2: and Yopper.

446
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,360
Speaker 1: Shirt night at the Hog and Yoppers.

447
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,320
Speaker 4: What night would it be?

448
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,320
Speaker 1: Well, the problem is Wednesday nights nowadays are not what

449
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,920
Speaker 1: they used to be. People don't go out the middle

450
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,840
Speaker 1: of the night, middle of the week.

451
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,159
Speaker 4: Thursday is pretty popular now.

452
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,720
Speaker 3: Thursday is one of my favorite nights to I love.

453
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,399
Speaker 1: Going on a Thursday, but I worry about the whole

454
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,760
Speaker 1: it's shit man. Friday, Saturday nights now that's pretty much it.

455
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,800
Speaker 2: Thursday is the night man because you can get through

456
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,880
Speaker 2: one day hungover, and you should always do your hangovers

457
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,880
Speaker 2: on the clock too. You get paid to be hungover. Yeah,

458
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,600
Speaker 2: if you get a physical job, you'll switch it out

459
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,359
Speaker 2: by lunch. And if you don't, just have another coffee

460
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,040
Speaker 2: and shut the fuck up exactly.

461
00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:31,960
Speaker 1: Wednesday was a Wednesday was a night man. That was

462
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,800
Speaker 1: student night. That was a bad night.

463
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,800
Speaker 3: It was Thursday and Saturday and donners.

464
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 1: I love Thursday nights though.

465
00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:40,720
Speaker 2: Thursday, I think because when I was coming through, that's

466
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:45,160
Speaker 2: when study link hit your student allowance. You came through

467
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,800
Speaker 2: I think on the Thursday. So that's why it was Thursday.

468
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,479
Speaker 1: Get down and get a box, because because people can

469
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,080
Speaker 1: just chat away to people on their phones and stuff

470
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,359
Speaker 1: now and just sit around in a house for free.

471
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,159
Speaker 1: Yeah well yeah, that's the thing. So I think it's

472
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,320
Speaker 1: that's what we can anyway.

473
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,639
Speaker 3: Well, but I think so that's.

474
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,119
Speaker 2: Why we don't target then that's why we sort of,

475
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:07,280
Speaker 2: I reckon, we probably even go yeah, no, twenty five, yeah,

476
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 2: twenty five.

477
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 3: Anyone under twenty five is probably not coming to the

478
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:10,679
Speaker 3: hole in yobbers.

479
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,120
Speaker 4: What about Zoe, she's under twenty five. I reckon she'd

480
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:14,480
Speaker 4: come along.

481
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,119
Speaker 3: Oh, Zoe, you come along with the hole in yoppers.

482
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. It's the people who are old enough

483
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 1: to afford to buy a couple of drainks.

484
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,520
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right.

485
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,600
Speaker 1: But the people who are young enough not to have

486
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 1: families yet. Yea. And as soon as you've got family,

487
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,480
Speaker 1: your buggets. So it's basically twenty five to thirty five.

488
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 2: Well then, actually to that end, why don't we borrow

489
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 2: something from the Australian RSL model and put a play area,

490
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 2: a playground inside the bar with glass walls so that

491
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,480
Speaker 2: you can just dump your kids in there and you

492
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 2: can see them from anywhere inside the bar.

493
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like a communal sleeping like a fudot to

494
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: kind of a communal sleeping area in the middle.

495
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:54,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a degenerate crash, because I've seen those, They

496
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 2: have those at bars, and I mean if there was

497
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,159
Speaker 2: an outside beer garden element to it, you could put

498
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,439
Speaker 2: a little playground. And I've seen a lot of bars

499
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 2: like that. They've got the playground out there and you

500
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 2: can see it.

501
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 1: How about spin one fifty and you get three hours

502
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 1: free babysitting. Oh yeah, we can employ the so we've

503
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 1: got a baby. We've got a babysitting service that that

504
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 1: works as well. Will the babysitter will come to your house.

505
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 3: Oh, they go to your house.

506
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 1: They go to your house, they take care of your

507
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,119
Speaker 1: kids for you.

508
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:23,600
Speaker 2: I was picturing the Fijian model where a woman will

509
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 2: just look after your kid off to the side of

510
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 2: the pool, so you can get blind drunk in the.

511
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 1: And the baby.

512
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,360
Speaker 3: A babysitters woman looking after your kids.

513
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,119
Speaker 4: Up here for free kids club at the hold the offs,

514
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,359
Speaker 4: do you know what is good? It would be good

515
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 4: for school holidays as well, because you could just fucking

516
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 4: go in there.

517
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 1: School holidays and oh yeah, okay, okay, So we've got

518
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 1: kids club at the hole in yours.

519
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 3: That's probably for a Sunday maybe, you know, Sunday session.

520
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good.

521
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 2: I think live music that obviously the residency maybe Thursday, Friday,

522
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 2: Saturday to be Sunday.

523
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't think.

524
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 2: I don't think of punishing DJ either, you know, just

525
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 2: because I'm picturing. Once you're over a certain age, you

526
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,439
Speaker 2: see DJ sitting up, You're like, oh fuck, let's get here,

527
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Yeah, although if we could

528
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: capture the student if.

529
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: You're going later. I mean, it's certainly a lot cheaper

530
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: to ever DJ.

531
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Rudy could do.

532
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 4: Like a fucking eight hour I'm just check on, check

533
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 4: on a playlist, you'll be sweet. We could check on radio.

534
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 1: You know we do a radio.

535
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 4: Do the ads as well, play the as at point

536
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 4: news at.

537
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 3: The top of hour.

538
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 2: Magne's been the book shows on from I'll tell you what.

539
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 2: The Boosho could have a residency there too. They could

540
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 2: do Thursdays and Fridays live.

541
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 4: The Yummy Boys as well.

542
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 3: Oh dude, yes, you go.

543
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: You'd go live big show Thursday's Fridays straight into a

544
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 2: Yummy Boys afterwards.

545
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well the Yummy Boys are a good time.

546
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 3: Yeah. The Yummy Boys fit the vibe of the hole

547
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 3: in your office.

548
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 4: I in seven sharp live on the big screen. That'd

549
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 4: be pretty good on a Friday and Saturday, just to

550
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 4: get people would get oh it was on Friday, just

551
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 4: to get from going.

552
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 1: Eighty boomers in there. Boomers have got money.

553
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: It would be quite funny having so screens all around

554
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 2: and they're all playing you know, American sports, obviously rugby cricket,

555
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 2: but then some of them are playing reruns.

556
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 3: Of like Moon TV, and.

557
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 4: That's good.

558
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 3: Imagine that that would be quite good.

559
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 1: They have those bars in the States that are named

560
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: after the people, and then they have their they have

561
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: their old archives stuff that was playing on the screens

562
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: around the place.

563
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you would never go in there.

564
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 1: But I would never go in there.

565
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 2: But I reckon that would that would go pretty hard.

566
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 2: Live shows, reruns of seven sharp playing on mute.

567
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 3: You know, there'd be music playing.

568
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 1: It's a better show with the soundown, to be honest. Yeah.

569
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 2: And then for food, we just go, I reckon, honestly,

570
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:49,679
Speaker 2: like Mexican, so we do fries, yeah, maybe a fisherman's basket,

571
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 2: but then finger food, so no cutlery. No one's sitting

572
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 2: down eat a steak. You're just eating like wings, chips, tacos,

573
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 2: maybe just easy stuff to eat. I'm trying to cut

574
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:00,640
Speaker 2: down on dishes.

575
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 1: And no, no, that makes that makes a lot of sense.

576
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 2: Because you don't come here for a feed, go to

577
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 2: a restaurant. If you're on an actual feed, we we

578
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 2: will save you a decent we have to. Oh yeah,

579
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 2: we'll feed you at the hole in the oppers.

580
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think, actually, I think you genuinely have to

581
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: serve food.

582
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 2: Now you do, but maybe like pork tacos. That's the

583
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 2: hog ye, I don't know what the yoppers. We'll feed

584
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 2: you some yoppers as well.

585
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: Something chicken breast, something milk based, so.

586
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 3: We can manage the bar. Okay is a bar manager? Okay,

587
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 3: genuinely she used to be Dilly's manager at a bar.

588
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 3: Oh really, Yeah, come and.

589
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 4: See Zoe and Dilly.

590
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: I think Zoe and DELI would go well at the hole.

591
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 3: I'd go great. Then we got then we got the

592
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 3: yummy boys. We've got RDA and the residency.

593
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: And we're here to serve drunks, not drinks, so funk

594
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:56,439
Speaker 1: we'd get We get to serve drunks, drunks, drunks.

595
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 4: I reckon even so we want pre loaders, Yeah.

596
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 2: Come in, preloaders, freeloaders. Yeah, preload, get weight, get ship first.

597
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 2: If we come into the hole in your office, yeah totally,

598
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 2: we'll breathalyzing the door.

599
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: You can't. Just don't be as long as as long

600
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 1: as you're fine, as long as you behave don't.

601
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 2: And then we have retired rugby league players work in

602
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 2: the door and das sweep with you doing just about anything.

603
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 3: You cross that line.

604
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 1: Tired rugby leap totally. We've got a whole lot of

605
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 1: guys from the Richmond rovers.

606
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah they didn't quite make it, carlto don't miss with

607
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 2: those guys, but yeah, I just them or like I

608
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 2: don't know, gang members or something.

609
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 3: I don't know.

610
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 4: What I'm saying is, wouldn't be the first we would have.

611
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 2: We would have a security staff that would let anyone

612
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 2: in and let you do anything right up until your

613
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: start a scrap or something, and then the consequences would

614
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: be dramatic at that point. So it's like, we're not

615
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 2: going to stop you from getting too drunk, We're not

616
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 2: going to stop you from doing anything. You start hurting

617
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 2: other people or ruining other people's time, then severe consequences

618
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 2: for that.

619
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think it would break. I mean that's

620
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: self policed.

621
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's basically what America is like anyway, the threats

622
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 2: someone might shoot you at any given moment, so don't

623
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 2: try anything.

624
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, be careful.

625
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 2: So hogging you oppers, We've got the Residency Wednesday Night,

626
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 2: Skirt Night at the Hog and Yoppers. We've got the

627
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 2: Kids Club at the Hog, and the offers on Sunday.

628
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 4: In school holidays and it's very important.

629
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 3: In school holidays. We have a bar manager deal. He

630
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 3: can work the bar as well. We will do I reckon,

631
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 3: we do all the A sec commentaries from the.

632
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 2: How can we do them up on stage when the

633
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 2: band's not playing. You can get the we can do

634
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 2: the big show there Thursdays and Fridays, followed by the

635
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 2: Yummy Boys afterwards Saturday, I don't know, some maybe a

636
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 2: djail on Saturday bats.

637
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: I think those mics that you use that sit on

638
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: the top of your lip, they are real close mics

639
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: and they don't get any periphery sound, and so you

640
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: could totally be watching and doing that with headphones on

641
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: and your the audio would be fine. You could have

642
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: a room full of people partying and it wouldn't manner. Yeah,

643
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: it sounded like a crowd.

644
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 3: Honestly, I reckon, we're on to something here. Get in touch.

645
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 2: I don't know how do you get in touch with

646
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 2: the podcast? Get seeing us in a voicemail act so

647
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 2: you get any ideas for the hole in your office?

648
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: Yep? What did we mess? All right? Good stuff, all right, barkers.

649
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 3: A weirlock every day is a day dreams.

650
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: Every friend of my lap