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Speaker 1: The z M Podcast Network Haley's little bit of Pod

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Speaker 1: Treat yourself to mcassae coffee with my macas rewards. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to a little bit of pod. Okay, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: share something quite quite a vulnerable moment here. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is what we need more of, isn't it? Me and

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Speaker 1: men sharing their vulnerable moments.

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Speaker 2: Do you know I think that one therapy session you

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Speaker 2: had where they told you that you're not the problem

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Speaker 2: everyone else is. I think it's actually really like grown new.

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Speaker 1: I still think we need a second opinion on that,

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Speaker 1: because clock therapy it doesn't seem like how all.

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Speaker 2: The boxes they passed and then you're trying to make

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Speaker 2: anything difficult or emotional with borne who goes.

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Speaker 1: Do you think I would clock therapy as well? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty.

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Speaker 3: Sense you're sensible. Let's dive into some other things. You'll

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Speaker 3: be like, what why?

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Speaker 1: What's the point? It's not bad? I'm fine. Okay, he's fine,

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Speaker 1: he's fine. I'm really thought, I'm about to be vulnerable

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Speaker 1: and open up. So I'm gonna I'm gonna set the

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Speaker 1: scene quite an artistic thank you for trusting of a story.

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Speaker 1: I trust you. You know that other people are listening

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Speaker 1: to this right now, like our podcast, Fani's why I'm

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Speaker 1: slightly reluctant to tell a story. Okay, here's that. I'll

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Speaker 1: see the same on behalf of our podcast listens. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for being so vulnerable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's a beautiful thing to see a

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Speaker 3: man be.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sitting up at home for a wank.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be like, yeah, I thought

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Speaker 2: you cried, baby.

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Speaker 1: Boy. I'm at the purveyor of the finest pornographic material.

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Speaker 3: Who's where is everyone out? Fuck?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Man, a man that doesn't get his house to

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Speaker 1: himself and often enough same so everyone's you know what.

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Speaker 2: Aaron literally just ticks me as you We started this

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Speaker 2: podcast being like, oh, hey, is it all bird? If

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Speaker 2: I'm out today with my brother and he's probably not

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Speaker 2: going to stay now, so I might just stay out there.

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Speaker 3: I'll miss you so much.

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Speaker 1: So this is my life every day. But yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know he does.

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Speaker 3: He just some things right.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I invite friends run and give them a key

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Speaker 1: just for the sheer excitement of it for somebody else

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Speaker 1: in the Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, so heay sitting up for a good porn

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Speaker 3: hammer is my not mine?

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Speaker 1: Not my? It is my distributor. Yes, okay, they're all

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Speaker 1: owned by the same people.

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Speaker 3: I'm a you, I'm a your.

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Speaker 1: Do you know have you ever seen that graphic? And

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Speaker 1: it's like what food and like what mega globals own

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Speaker 1: all the brands? Like an infographic, it's like five, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want to see an infographic.

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Speaker 3: Who owns all the pornographer?

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Speaker 1: Because yeah, there's it's very I'm sure one company owns

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Speaker 1: the majority of I don't want to google it now

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Speaker 1: because we're at work and I feel like there will

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Speaker 1: be an infographic on that.

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Speaker 2: But also like they're just individually made by the producers

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Speaker 2: and then submitted to the hubs of various forms.

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Speaker 1: I heard somebody. I read an article once about like

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Speaker 1: someone submitted a home video to porn and we thank

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Speaker 1: them and they made They said like they would just

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Speaker 1: like I'll just see what happens. It was no faces,

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Speaker 1: so they couldn't identified by it. Yeah, they submitted it

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Speaker 1: and it went well, the video went well. They've got

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Speaker 1: to check for like twelve thousand dollars one month, and

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Speaker 1: then a couple of months later they got another one

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Speaker 1: for like fifteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Who's paying for it? I don't pay for it.

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Speaker 1: Like YouTube, it's monetized with ads.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 2: Too those answer the worst that like the worst. You've

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Speaker 2: got to really like block it out so you don't

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Speaker 2: lose your vibe.

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Speaker 1: Just the worst. This site makes you fuck old grand.

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Speaker 2: Nearby, Granny's horny.

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Speaker 3: New Zealand ranny, not mine, nanny.

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Speaker 1: You want to someone make it really take care of

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Speaker 1: this myself right now. Gosh, there's a lot of a

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Speaker 1: lot of admin. Yeah. So if you the you select

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Speaker 1: your video and underneath, for some reason there's a sheer

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Speaker 1: button like who is I.

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Speaker 3: Have not once she is?

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: I think you would.

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Speaker 1: Love this close group of mates and we talk about everything,

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Speaker 1: but I'd never be like Callum would love this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just remember early days of the work company email

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Speaker 1: and people would send like naughty videos in a group

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Speaker 1: email to the office. Yeah. I had a real job

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Speaker 1: wild Yeah I was so bad with that. Guy lost

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Speaker 1: his job okay, and everybody associated with that lost their job.

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Speaker 1: And they have historical emails from me saying, dude, why

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Speaker 1: are you sitting this work the wildly behavior? But when

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Speaker 1: you're at home alone, pull the curtains, get down the business.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Now all four. The sheer button is

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Speaker 1: when you scroll down if you clip just below the

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Speaker 1: video and then fluck it up and it's sheer and

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Speaker 1: I know this.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to hop off the Wi Fi and check

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Speaker 2: out this bus.

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Speaker 1: You're still on the company plan. You're still on the

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Speaker 1: company plan, but.

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Speaker 3: They can't see it via my plan.

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Speaker 1: They can. They absolutely to have a list of every

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Speaker 1: website you go to, because when we used to have

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Speaker 1: a lower gigabount on these work plans. If you ran out,

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Speaker 1: but I can have some more, They be like, do

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Speaker 1: we have to look into where the data is going?

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Speaker 1: And you do know where all the data's going? They

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Speaker 1: one undred.

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Speaker 3: Percent, but they're not just willing nearly having a lark.

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Speaker 1: Well, they could if they wanted to. This is what

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Speaker 1: you're hearing now, listener is a moment of reflection. You

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Speaker 1: know when they say so she looks she's looking up

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Speaker 1: onto the left, strolling through the memory banks. If she's

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Speaker 1: looking up to the right, she's making it up. So

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Speaker 1: she's definitely gone for the memory banks. Just do it

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Speaker 1: on your Wi fith do it on your WiFi.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I thought that data the data was

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Speaker 3: I thought the data was c.

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Speaker 1: Company data, but it as a shepburn because I accidentally

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Speaker 1: clicked it. I actually, what were you trying to do?

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Speaker 1: Strong down read the comments?

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Speaker 3: Comments?

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Speaker 1: Is so cod that's so funny, so funny, and you

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Speaker 1: have not you simply think of even because he's been

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Speaker 1: this big political scandal in America with someone one of

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Speaker 1: the politicians and Republicans was posting on like porn sites. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just like porn sites have comments, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't comment. You've got a profile. I don't think

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Speaker 2: I have a profile.

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Speaker 1: I don't love No.

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Speaker 3: No, I was never paid for.

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Speaker 1: It, and I'm never creating a lot of my email.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know because I know that you have me,

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Speaker 1: what you know about me, I probably don't even know yet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, AI will be learning all of your scrolling.

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Speaker 3: I think it just from a one day being like

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Speaker 3: I think you're gay, and you'll be like, whoa.

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Speaker 1: Wait what what? What? So I pressed I accidentally pressed

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Speaker 1: the shear button. Oh my god, I pad. It's not

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Speaker 1: a click, it's finger tap tapped. So the shear thing

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Speaker 1: comes up, and of course it shows you all the

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Speaker 1: people you regularly contact, because it says do you want

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Speaker 1: to air drop this to somebody, or would you like

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Speaker 1: to send an eye message to your wife, your agent

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Speaker 1: or die Hindoo treasures, die tis diet because about the warriors. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just don't text many people. And he's that's how

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Speaker 1: you mis get it, because he's like, I'm never a

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Speaker 1: messenger and device all okay. So I was like, who

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Speaker 1: do you want to share this to? And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: fucking no, And so I try to like where do

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Speaker 1: you click to click out of the sheath thing? Because

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Speaker 1: I've only ever gone and when I actually wanted to

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Speaker 1: share like that to ear drop something to somebody or

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Speaker 1: send something to somebody, I've never been in the situation

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Speaker 1: where I've been in there without going and there's no X.

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Speaker 1: That's when you just run to the ocean and just

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Speaker 1: have that.

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Speaker 3: And then yourself.

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Speaker 1: So I just click out of the box and it disappears.

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Speaker 1: But then I'm like, did it send? It's old and

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Speaker 1: it takes ages to load anything up, so so I've

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Speaker 1: got to open messages now to make sure it hasn't

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Speaker 1: gone and die again. Ward of everyone, you were going

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Speaker 1: to actually listen porn Toway. He have the best laughing still,

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Speaker 1: it would be weird, weird out of the blue because

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Speaker 1: we get home early. It's like eleven o'clock Thursday.

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Speaker 2: I'm like thinking to you, hey, if you're hitting off

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Speaker 2: to Chemo today, boy, I've got a buddy video for you.

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Speaker 1: To yourself before Jesus he So then I try to

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Speaker 1: open messages on my eypad. It because I never open messages.

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Speaker 1: It's like trying to load years of messages. And it's

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Speaker 1: like showing me messages. I'm like, I'm just gonna on

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Speaker 1: the phone. So then I'm opening my phone and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: in messages, it sees nothing. What else is on that screen?

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Speaker 1: What kind of WhatsApp? Nothing in the sense like nothing.

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Speaker 1: I go into a Facebook message, I go into email, nothing,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just like that straight up the most terrifying moment. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of my twints. We don't need a share function.

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Speaker 3: We don't need to share function. Get rid of them

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Speaker 3: who is sharing.

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Speaker 2: If you're that desperate to share the video, you should

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Speaker 2: have to go into the the address, copy and paste

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Speaker 2: it and manually do it.

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Speaker 3: You're very conscious of what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you'll be watching porn and you'll see someone who

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Speaker 1: has a porn like you know, like you see someone

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Speaker 1: who looks like someone. Oh, I always want to be like,

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Speaker 1: there's a porn actress that looks like in shot to somebody. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it was like you guys, looks like some of your

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Speaker 1: closest friends. But you've got a porner like. But occasionally

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Speaker 1: you'll see someone who you will think you loose Acquaintnaness,

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Speaker 1: you do have a porn aike, Johnny sins, Flitch's porn Haley,

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Speaker 1: look at Johnny Sins. It's the work WiFi.

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Speaker 2: That's all right, it's for work. Johnnyson's that he's just bald.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, better than just saying someone's bald. They don't look

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Speaker 1: the same.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he's got beautiful bright eyes, bald and muscle and

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Speaker 2: like quite attractive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, there Flitch looks way more like Kim

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Speaker 1: Crossman's husband's out of ten. Yeah. Again, that's something you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't say to Kim. Either would have upset that he

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Speaker 1: said that. That's your say to her, But I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: say to him. No, No, you wouldn't say to your

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Speaker 1: husband has a porn like. He wouldn't say that.

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Speaker 3: Just stay out of the.

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Speaker 1: Get rid of the ship. Pudden