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Speaker 1: Fleshwood and Hayley's little bit of Pod.

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Speaker 2: Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to

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Speaker 2: every day.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of Pod.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so yesterday I and I want to preface this

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Speaker 3: by saying, I really respect doctors in your opinions, and

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Speaker 3: I know that they have your best interests at heart.

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Speaker 1: Well, and then we know we know doctors they have

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Speaker 1: they have a very tough job they do.

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Speaker 3: Now I have some medications that I can't just you know,

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Speaker 3: order a repeat.

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Speaker 4: They want to have a chat with you before you

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Speaker 4: get them.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: And when it's just this and I've got nothing else

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Speaker 3: going on, I always opt for a phone appointment because

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Speaker 3: my doctors lives, not them a doctor's office.

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Speaker 4: There's nowhere near my house. So I called up, got

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Speaker 4: a phone appointment three o'clock.

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Speaker 5: We'll see you there.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you do a zoom because a lot of

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Speaker 1: them will do video.

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Speaker 4: I don't need them to see me. I just want pearls.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's harder to like seeing who might put them

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Speaker 2: off giving her more pells?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, what's going on here?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Anyway, so I said, oh, what do you need?

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Speaker 3: And I said, oh, I need this and this and this,

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Speaker 3: and she goes, yeah, yeah, okay, asks the standard questions

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Speaker 3: you have to ask when you're get in this kind

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Speaker 3: of mediation. That was all fine, absolutely fine, And then

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Speaker 3: she was like, we haven't really seen you for a while. Now.

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Speaker 3: You may remember I've actually come off the oral contraceptive

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Speaker 3: pill because I didn't want to go back and see

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Speaker 3: my doctor because they do that thing where they cut

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Speaker 3: weigh you and stuff. I was like, eh, so I

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Speaker 3: was like, you know, I was like, I've just been

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Speaker 3: trucking on and she's like, oh, there's just a few

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Speaker 3: things we haven't asked you for a number of years.

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Speaker 3: And just you know, while I got you on the

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Speaker 3: phone on this eleven minute consultation that costs sixty.

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Speaker 4: Seven dollars, put that aside. Wow, didn't even touch me.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: That's why you should just go in if you can.

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Speaker 4: SID just had nothing else.

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Speaker 2: And how much is how much of that eleven minutes

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Speaker 2: was like actual console.

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Speaker 3: What what I called for was done in three minutes? Right,

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Speaker 3: I want this, I want this, I want this.

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Speaker 5: They charge you for the quarter hour.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, regardless of how much that's how much is allocated

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Speaker 2: to her, that's it's not permanent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you got to ask some cheap panoles.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She was like, anything else a little bit, and you've

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Speaker 1: got your creams.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So that's when I think she was like, well, while

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Speaker 3: I've got you, we haven't asked you these questions for

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Speaker 3: a number of years, so I might as well.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, off your trot.

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Speaker 3: Then now she goes, we haven't asked you about alcohol

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Speaker 3: for a number of years, and I was like, oh, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: what do you want to know about it?

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Speaker 5: I've been at drinking apes and I got all your answers.

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Speaker 5: Do you hear?

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Speaker 1: What do you want to make?

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Speaker 4: Cocktail? Reci But I'm known for them.

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Speaker 3: And I was really surprised because she was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: how so you're still drinking and I said.

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Speaker 4: Yep, yep, a boy, and right now, right now, not

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Speaker 4: right now, And then I said yes I am.

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Speaker 3: And she said, oh, how much would you say a week,

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Speaker 3: which is a standard doctor question, and I said, well,

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Speaker 3: I said, I'm actually running it in at the moment

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Speaker 3: because I feel like, since COVID and lots of people

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Speaker 3: like this, you know, sometimes a little drinking in the

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Speaker 3: afternoon is like snuck its way in and and and

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Speaker 3: I'm also just trying not to drink during the week

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Speaker 3: and saving it for Friday, Saturday and maybe someday. So

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Speaker 3: I said, I'm actually raining it in. At the moment,

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Speaker 3: she was like, well, that's always positive. So what do

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Speaker 3: you think per week?

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Speaker 4: And I was like, I can't. I can't probably getting

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Speaker 4: into it.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't work it out some weeks lots, some weeks

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Speaker 3: not so much. So I just was like ten and

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Speaker 3: ten to me felt like super low. Tend to me

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Speaker 3: if I'm being honest with you and our listeners as

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Speaker 3: a straight up lie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Then when she.

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Speaker 3: See she goes ten, I said, yeah, yeah, she goes

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Speaker 3: Is it after raining it in?

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Speaker 5: I said.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, She's like right, okay.

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Speaker 5: What was her advice? We should this number be set.

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Speaker 4: Well low a week like for women? She was like,

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Speaker 4: more than four s excess. I was like, I'm a

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Speaker 4: big boy too. Oh my god. Was really shocked.

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Speaker 3: And when she was like, oh, that's too high, I

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Speaker 3: was like, I'm also lying, like and I'm not encouraging

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Speaker 3: binge drinking. But I was like ten to me, if

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Speaker 3: you had one, you know, a couple during a couple

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Speaker 3: of nights of the week and then a night out

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Speaker 3: or something, and then she was and she was like,

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Speaker 3: so you're sort of saving them up for the weekend

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Speaker 3: and I was like, well, yeah, sometimes I have a

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Speaker 3: And I was like, I'll have some big nights out.

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Speaker 3: It's a big, busy social life. And she was like, right, okay.

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Speaker 3: She was like, well, look here's the lecture, and off

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Speaker 3: she went for like five minutes, basically being like this

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Speaker 3: is like medically you're an adult now. She said, you're

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Speaker 3: an adult now and I said numbers only the way,

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Speaker 3: not having a bar of my jokes, and I said,

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Speaker 3: numbers on it. And then she goes, because here's the thing,

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Speaker 3: she said, next time you're out, maybe you just think,

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Speaker 3: you know, do I need.

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Speaker 4: To have more drinks?

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Speaker 5: Da da?

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Speaker 3: And she said, because I promise you make the night

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Speaker 3: doesn't get better the more drinks you have. And I said,

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Speaker 3: that's not true, is it?

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Speaker 2: Give me the medical don't tell me how I give

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Speaker 4: I was more confronted by the idea that that was

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Speaker 4: a lot.

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Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, because I know lots of friends that

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Speaker 3: have like big socializing on the weekend. On a Friday night,

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Speaker 3: you might have four. On a big Saturday night, you

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Speaker 3: may have five or sex.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, that's easier, so you have no

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Speaker 4: drinks rest of the time anyway, Yes, I've got a

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Speaker 4: lecture I got.

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Speaker 1: No how much does she drink?

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Speaker 3: I didn't ask is there any But that's how I

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Speaker 3: felt and felt like being like, well, come on, be real,

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Speaker 3: like medically, sure, if I was a perfect human being,

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't have, But how much?

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Speaker 5: What if I have some breed as well?

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Speaker 3: Could what about some sugar? Put a little bit of

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Speaker 3: sweety treaty in there. You're not asking my sweety treaties,

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Speaker 3: are you? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Did she ask about sweety treaties?

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Speaker 3: No, she didn't ask about any of that, right she

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Speaker 3: asked about No, didn't ask about sego.

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Speaker 5: Segis thought this was a list of questions she'd ask

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Speaker 5: you about.

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Speaker 1: For a while.

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Speaker 4: No, I know, we got caught up on the drinking thing, and.

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Speaker 5: Use that the rest of your concession. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I also because I did ask for some loreza, which

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Speaker 3: is like I've got it on hand because I've got anxiety.

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Speaker 3: And and then I said, oh, but I did travel,

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Speaker 3: I said, gave myself a big fat sleep on the plane,

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Speaker 3: and she was like, we had a friendly report, and

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Speaker 3: then she lured me into confessing all of my sins for.

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Speaker 5: A new doctor.

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Speaker 2: I think, I start, yeah, yeah, and you ask them

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Speaker 2: are they a fun doctor or a nark?

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Speaker 1: But you know what our doctor friends call this pill shopping?

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Speaker 1: Doctor shopping?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so they are wise to this, just.

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Speaker 2: Finding a doctor that will give you what you are

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Speaker 2: really some like old nate doctors or some people that

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Speaker 2: just don't care.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, have been burnt to the you know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, truly run them out.

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Speaker 3: They're just have some riddle and have some sloppy zoppies.

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Speaker 2: No, how's about we get on top of you drinking

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Speaker 2: and on top of what's making you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was, it was.

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Speaker 4: It was not at all what how I expected it

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Speaker 4: to go.

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Speaker 5: See my expectation with me.

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Speaker 2: The doctor would say something about drinking and I'd say

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Speaker 2: four and he'd say that's a lot, and I said,

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Speaker 2: I meant, that's the time I start.

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Speaker 5: They don't like I was trying to get it a

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Speaker 5: warm I'm allowed advice.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have other vices safe to say, she's not

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Speaker 1: coming to your next comedy festival show.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, the truth will come out. Oh god, I know,

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Speaker 3: four by one hour on stage.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I got those articles popping up every now and

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Speaker 2: then now saying what drinking does you in your forties,

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Speaker 2: And I'm just like, not today today, consider me thirty