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Speaker 1: is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday The Checksa's Phone, twentieth
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Speaker 3: And a big Kodo. To matd Heath, Good morning, yet A.
Speaker 3: How are you very well? Thank you? What is firing
Speaker 3: up the listeners of ZIB this week?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: I was asking the question yesterday and you might be
Speaker 4: able to answer this. What why can't I? Yeah, people
Speaker 4: people were really generous to you then they were. That
Speaker 4: was the lower end of what people were predicting. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but you know eight hundred and eighty teen eighty ha
Speaker 4: bigs my night's cot.
Speaker 3: That fired up the phones? Yeah, I know, what were
Speaker 3: the what were they?
Speaker 4: I was just asking this question and I don't yesterday
Speaker 4: I can't remember anything, but I was talking about a
Speaker 4: kotahi and why can't they work twenty four hours a day?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why can't you have three shifts? And no one could
Speaker 4: give me an answer.
Speaker 1: Well, mins run twenty four hours a day? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: if there's gold to be extracted out of the mountain.
Speaker 1: You'll figure it out pretty quick, won't you it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you see all those people and I think
Speaker 4: it's cool how they've got their beekeeper hats on now
Speaker 4: the reflective beekie behaf Yeah, but it's horrible working in
Speaker 4: the middle of the day in summer. Yeah, like that
Speaker 4: is brutal. Yeah, so you'd want a rotation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 4: Working even two shifts, you know.
Speaker 3: Too, twelve hour shifts, like I said, mines they fed
Speaker 3: this out age. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just seems you'd get it, you'd get it done. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you'd get get it, get it done.
Speaker 1: Anyone who needs to get through a mountain of work
Speaker 1: and a short space of time runs that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah. They do two days shifts, two nights shifts, four
Speaker 3: days off.
Speaker 1: That's how almost every mind the fonterra plants will run
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 4: I worked to shift work for a long time and
Speaker 4: it does. It turns you into it a very strange person.
Speaker 3: What takes years off your life? It does, Yeah, because.
Speaker 4: You can't sleep, so you get home and then everyone
Speaker 4: in your flat's getting up like this blows.
Speaker 3: This sucks. It actually does. Yeah, you have to have
Speaker 3: a cave.
Speaker 4: If you're going to work shift work, you need to
Speaker 4: live in a cave that you can go back to.
Speaker 1: I worked on a fund that did I want to say,
Speaker 1: fourteen or sixteen hour milking, So we'd milk it like
Speaker 1: six in the morning, then like eight o'clock at night,
Speaker 1: and then the next day at lunchtime. And that was
Speaker 1: because there were so many cows and not enough grass,
Speaker 1: so they needed longer between milkings. So it's basically three
Speaker 1: milkings every two day. Very confusing schedule and fuck it
Speaker 1: sucked because if you made it on the purse, I'm
Speaker 1: not finishing work till at midnight one in the morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So then you show up, everyone's written off. Or I
Speaker 1: finish it about three or four in the afternoon. Great,
Speaker 1: we were on it. I'm milking again tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's like, yeah, it kills you the shift work. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Having said that we need the roads.
Speaker 4: Wick, Yeah, when you just get it done, get it done.
Speaker 1: And that brings me to regurgitating some of the content
Speaker 1: I used this morning on the Jerry Knee Matt Show
Speaker 1: on This Morning obviously yesterday, and you know, in the
Speaker 1: lead up to it, we saw the power of a
Speaker 1: hicuin terms of getting your opinions out there, keep putting
Speaker 1: something to the forefront of everyone's mind. What everyday things
Speaker 1: that pass you off so much that you were just
Speaker 1: about start a recoy.
Speaker 4: For jeez, that's a really good question.
Speaker 1: So I went with passwords for like internet accounts. I
Speaker 1: fucking hate them. I don't want them. Every time I
Speaker 1: log in, I can't I forget the password and reset
Speaker 1: your password? Sendaiamail adress, what's my fucking password from email adress?
Speaker 3: Can't do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then then they go that that password has
Speaker 4: been used too many times, you can't use that.
Speaker 3: But that's my password. I use it on everything.
Speaker 4: That's all I've got, and I've got nothing like I've
Speaker 4: got more my bank account. Sure, lock that up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I saw it in. My mate fell about this and
Speaker 4: were and he was talking about whether it has Our
Speaker 4: partners at the time found got hacked into our emails
Speaker 4: or our phones, and yeah, we think that. We were
Speaker 4: saying that'd be probably break up with us for how
Speaker 4: boring our chatters for Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent, my miss as we too. God, that's
Speaker 1: what you guys talk about. There's no secrets it's just pathetic.
Speaker 1: Three fantasy teams, no side checks. You're a loser. I
Speaker 1: can't be with a loser.
Speaker 4: I remember once a girlfriend came home and found me
Speaker 4: and my mates and we'd set up a D and
Speaker 4: D board, and we were all in costumes and we
Speaker 4: had we had candles, and we'd been playing, and two
Speaker 4: of our girlfriends came home. Yeah, and I reckon they
Speaker 4: would have rather caught us cheating. I reckon they would
Speaker 4: rather caught us and Beard with other women than what
Speaker 4: they saw that day, cloaks and goods.
Speaker 1: I've always and we'll talk about fantasy sports very shortly,
Speaker 1: but I've always had this theory that no man with
Speaker 1: more than one fantasy team is cheating on his message.
Speaker 3: That's too much admind, it's too much to keep track of.
Speaker 1: I told that's Laura McGoldrick Wander and she goes, no,
Speaker 1: they're not cheating, because no girl wants to be with
Speaker 1: a guy.
Speaker 3: With more than one fantasy team.
Speaker 4: Tell you what in our fantasy team, in our fantasy league,
Speaker 4: Finkle Clutcher, It's been a lot of controversy on the
Speaker 4: commissioner of the league, and I've been accused of cheating
Speaker 4: and unfairly, and there's been accusations of a smoking gun.
Speaker 4: There's no evidence been put apart put across and everyone
Speaker 4: should know by the fact I couldn't pause the draft
Speaker 4: that I wouldn't know how to cheat?
Speaker 3: Can you cheat? I actually want to know.
Speaker 1: Can can someone maybe someone on a US please can
Speaker 1: tell me how if you're in an NFL fantasy league
Speaker 1: as the commissioner, you could cheat.
Speaker 3: What's in the back end that I could do? I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 4: Could I cancel people's waivers that.
Speaker 3: Would probably reverse the waiver order or something like that.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You can veto trades and things like that, but they
Speaker 1: haven't meant to any of those up.
Speaker 3: Just back the truck up a little bit.
Speaker 1: There have been allegations came into our group chat just
Speaker 1: yesterday actually from one member Phil Yeah, who is alleging
Speaker 1: that Cass has told him, Yeah, that there is a
Speaker 1: smoking gun that he knows you've been cheating as a
Speaker 1: commissioner of our league and he has a smoking gun,
Speaker 1: and Phil brought that to the group chat. First, first
Speaker 1: of all, I didn't feel like that was Phil's place
Speaker 1: to bring this group chat. If Cass has the smoking
Speaker 1: gunring it out, Bring it out, Bring it out. But
Speaker 1: also he needs to address that in the group chat.
Speaker 1: So then Phil posts a screenshot a text conversation that
Speaker 1: he's had with Cass and CAAs says, I have I
Speaker 1: have a smoking gun that proofs I'll try and find
Speaker 1: it verbatim because it's quite funny. I don't want to
Speaker 1: alarm you, but Mad is using his position as commissioner
Speaker 1: in fantasy football to cheat. And then Phil replied said,
Speaker 1: really got proof? Cass said I have massive proof, a
Speaker 1: smoking gun, if you will, and that's where the conversation ended.
Speaker 1: So now this has since shock waves through a fantasy league.
Speaker 1: Well what is the smoking gun? What could it possibly be?
Speaker 4: I put two poles into the group chat. One wise,
Speaker 4: do you still basically have support? And do you support
Speaker 4: the commissioner?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Or maybe?
Speaker 4: And should put up shut up around the smoking gun?
Speaker 4: Both came back up in my favor. He's been told
Speaker 4: to put up a shut up. Well, you did vote
Speaker 4: heavily in your own favor in both just that.
Speaker 3: And that pole.
Speaker 4: You can vote as many times as you want, and.
Speaker 1: Which lends a bit of credits to the smoking gun
Speaker 1: there if you're willing to cheat on the pole in the.
Speaker 4: As a commissioner and to try and gain the support
Speaker 4: back of the team under this, you know, pretty I
Speaker 4: actually need the Whitewash team and actually helped me out
Speaker 4: there that they said but I was thinking about and
Speaker 4: that she was a suggestion that you came through around
Speaker 4: some novelty rounds.
Speaker 3: Yes, some novelty weeks.
Speaker 1: So this week I'm playing Tom Harper. Yeah, neither of
Speaker 1: our we're both of our defenses are on a by round.
Speaker 1: So I've proposed the butt naked round where we play
Speaker 1: with no defense.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So going forward in your fantasy leagues, people that are
Speaker 4: in them that you need to schedule like like one
Speaker 4: other butt naked pants down? What if you want to
Speaker 4: call it but one week where no one has their defense?
Speaker 4: And I mean that's exciting, isn't it. It mixes it up,
Speaker 4: it is, and I guess you sort of need to
Speaker 4: randomly generate it are otherwise people would could plan around that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I don't know if you could, But then what
Speaker 4: would you be? I mean, this is NFL, But what
Speaker 4: would you call it if you didn't have the quarterback?
Speaker 4: So we have another round and no quarterback because I
Speaker 4: I've I had an injury that I was messed and
Speaker 4: I had one round with no quarterback and I still won.
Speaker 3: It was against the odds.
Speaker 1: But I reckon that's like a headless Yeah, headless the
Speaker 1: behitting round.
Speaker 4: I want it to sound ruder than that that blindfolded
Speaker 4: cock out, but that doesn't work.
Speaker 1: But they are there are the eyes of the team.
Speaker 1: They are the driver BELLI driverless car. Yeah, maybe best,
Speaker 1: but I'll quite like that idea of of sort of
Speaker 1: novelty rounds a fantasy league. What about you want something
Speaker 1: a bit more egregious than blindfolded? What about the nine
Speaker 1: to eleven round where you get to hijack your other
Speaker 1: player's team and you get to pick one position for them. Shit,
Speaker 1: so you go on high check round? Yeah you wow,
Speaker 1: one position. You're allowed to change one player, not the
Speaker 1: whole team.
Speaker 3: I don't they Oh yeah yeah that's that's bloody great.
Speaker 3: You can change the quarterback out. Yeah wow, that would
Speaker 3: be good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the hijack round nine to eleven, you.
Speaker 3: Do it on September ely hijack round. You were allowed and.
Speaker 4: You just go through and you announceside you have to
Speaker 4: stand down. Yeah your QB.
Speaker 1: Yes, maybe it's the what's his name, Captain Phillips.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, that's right, I'm the captain now shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I reckon. That's good.
Speaker 1: There'll be some creative ways that people have played their
Speaker 1: fantasy these because I know a lot of dudes take
Speaker 1: it real seriously. Yeah, yeah, I love the draft at
Speaker 1: someone's house. It's some dudes will do like a paper
Speaker 1: draft where they sit there and write out their picks
Speaker 1: manually and then and put it into the computer.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, because I've had quite a good round, I think
Speaker 4: I'm still the head of the competition, which is why
Speaker 4: there's these allegations against me. Against me, but I had
Speaker 4: the absolute shitter of the draft, like everything went wrong
Speaker 4: for me, and you know, I was in a state
Speaker 4: of absolute depression after it, and it's been going really well,
Speaker 4: and it just shows how little I know.
Speaker 1: I had the opposite, which again shows the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: For two years running now, I have been forecast and
Speaker 1: never lose a game.
Speaker 3: I've never in fantasy football.
Speaker 1: Fantasy football has never predicted that I was ever going
Speaker 1: to lose a game. Yeah, and yet I think I
Speaker 1: came almost dead last last year. Yeah, and I'm eating
Speaker 1: shit this year. Yeah. Anyway, AnyWho, I've got a chicking
Speaker 1: fink called Clutcher.
Speaker 3: Yeah. If I'm still at the top, Yeah, so I'm
Speaker 3: going shit.
Speaker 1: The only problem with the butt naked round is that's
Speaker 1: going to fick my pointstuff later on in the season.
Speaker 3: Yea by much anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back.
Speaker 1: I have got a story that we talked about yesterday.
Speaker 1: There's been a development. I don't know if you know
Speaker 1: the story, so I'll save it for after the break.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still number one.
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Speaker 1: I have been made aware of a story that involves
Speaker 1: the White Stripes and Kane Williams. And if you heard
Speaker 1: this story, no, I told you yesterday on the podcast,
Speaker 1: So I'll fast forward it. The White Strips Elephant album
Speaker 1: which has that's the one with seven Nation Army on it.
Speaker 3: Ye great album.
Speaker 1: Jack White is sitting on the cover. He is holding
Speaker 1: a cricket bat. The cricket bat was left in the
Speaker 1: studio by man by the name of John Baker. Are
Speaker 1: you familiar with John John Bah? He is cousins with
Speaker 1: Kane Williamson. It is Kane Williamson's bat that's on the
Speaker 1: cover of the Elephant album.
Speaker 4: Holy shit, Yeah, because John Baker used to he worked
Speaker 4: with the White Stripes for a long time.
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, And you would come across him, he said, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm quite welly. He books a lot of gigs.
Speaker 3: Ye. Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Caane Williamson's bat is on the cover of the
Speaker 1: White Stripes album.
Speaker 3: This is blown my mind. Wow. I've talked about it
Speaker 3: into every microphone I've been in front of. The last
Speaker 3: that is very very cool.
Speaker 4: Is vain added that how come that has only rerisen
Speaker 4: to the top now.
Speaker 1: Well, the only reason we found out I currently say
Speaker 1: exactly how but we were by putting a promo together
Speaker 1: for summer and basically this little bit of trivia was
Speaker 1: in there and we looked at him.
Speaker 3: We're like, no, that's not right. We did the research.
Speaker 1: John Backer had written the article last year explaining how
Speaker 1: the whole thing came to be.
Speaker 3: Wow, a cook a Borough Fighter it is. That's so
Speaker 3: freaking cool.
Speaker 4: It's also I never noticed he had a Cu cricket
Speaker 4: mat and I've covered that album neither.
Speaker 1: So it's supposed to signify the tusk of the elephant,
Speaker 1: and that's where he's sitting and he's holding the tusk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's washed out, so it's white.
Speaker 1: You can't see what's on it, but it is a
Speaker 1: cook a Barrough fighter and we know that because the
Speaker 1: bat still exists.
Speaker 4: Government tasted key. We came Williamson. Yeah, he's got his
Speaker 4: arms and his influenced extends a long way.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Anyway, Yes, like I said, it's Cook
Speaker 3: a Borough fighter.
Speaker 1: The reason I know that is because the bat still
Speaker 1: exists and I saw a photo of it in the
Speaker 1: exact same article I read. The article came out last year.
Speaker 1: That's because the person who has it took a photo
Speaker 1: of it. The person who has it lives not far
Speaker 1: from here. It is at a place called Daddy Long Legs,
Speaker 1: which I believe is a record store slash music venue
Speaker 1: out west in TISUDANGI here in Auckland, and I reckon
Speaker 1: when need to launch a campaign to go and get
Speaker 1: that bat?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what get that bat? Like an
Speaker 4: illegal raid or like or you're going to reach out first.
Speaker 3: I think we reach out first.
Speaker 4: But if it doesn't come yeah yeah yeah, if it doesn't,
Speaker 4: we don't have a choice.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I would hate for my hand to be forced.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So if you're listening, yeah, you come That bat can
Speaker 4: come quietly, yeah, or it can come hard. You can
Speaker 4: come home. There's two ways we can do this.
Speaker 3: What would that bat be worth? Now?
Speaker 4: I mean the bat once belonged to Caine Williamson that
Speaker 4: was on the cover of The White Strip's Elephant album,
Speaker 4: featuring the biggest sports song of all time one. Yes,
Speaker 4: that'd be a pretty penny. There would be a pretty penny.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And the irony is it's us.
Speaker 1: We are driving like we're giving it the most exposure
Speaker 1: of anyone we are working.
Speaker 4: We need to run it down before we make an offer.
Speaker 4: It's actually with nothing.
Speaker 1: And I actually heard it wasn't They actually the same
Speaker 1: bet and so yeah, fifty bucks Williams had never saw it.
Speaker 3: So yeah, well, lowball the fuck out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: My mate's dad went to prison for this for what
Speaker 4: low balling a piece of artwork that it knew was
Speaker 4: worth a lot more.
Speaker 3: Really went to prison for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, aggressive some sporting news that's not related to stealing
Speaker 1: pieces of sports memorabilia. The Black Clash is going to
Speaker 1: be jan seventeenth, which is actually not that far and
Speaker 1: they've just announced the wild card four team cricket is
Speaker 1: going to be Sean Johnson.
Speaker 3: I've got a story about Sean Johnson. Do you want
Speaker 3: to hear it? That I heard the other day? Absolutely so.
Speaker 4: I was talking to one of Coldplay's management right, and
Speaker 4: he was saying to me, I said, have your time
Speaker 4: been is good yet? He goes, I went to we
Speaker 4: had the raft party last night and a bunch of
Speaker 4: people came and I was talking to this guy. He
Speaker 4: is a great guy, like really really good looking, good
Speaker 4: looking guy.
Speaker 3: Great chat.
Speaker 4: Talked to him for ages and he asked me everything
Speaker 4: about cold Play, everything about the tour, everything about life.
Speaker 4: And at the end I found out it was Sean
Speaker 4: Johnson from someone else, So Shawney Jay this whole chat
Speaker 4: about someone else's life, some manager and their life, and
Speaker 4: didn't at any point bring that up that he was
Speaker 4: Sean Johnson.
Speaker 3: Was it an Englishman?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was talking to so he may not have
Speaker 1: known who obviously didn't he didn't know who Sean Johnson
Speaker 1: was Johnson was.
Speaker 4: But then he went back over and he said, I
Speaker 4: hear that you're you're Sean Johnson. Everyone everyone's very excited
Speaker 4: that you hear. And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 4: he goes and he goes hi, and then and then
Speaker 4: he said.
Speaker 3: What he mean up to?
Speaker 4: He goes, I retired, and then I am retired, and
Speaker 4: then I retired again.
Speaker 1: She goes, Okay, it's been frantic, I mean on that like,
Speaker 1: when you get to a point like Sewan Johnson, everyone
Speaker 1: must talk to Sean Johnson about sew john Sewn Johnson.
Speaker 1: It must get so annoying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it'd be quite nice, it must be quite efficiently.
Speaker 4: He's probably why I gave this British guy so much time.
Speaker 4: He's like, this is the only guy in this party
Speaker 4: that's not going to punish me about me. Yeah, so,
Speaker 4: and so I can actually just ask them some questions
Speaker 4: about you know, yeah, and if you got into a
Speaker 4: cold Play party, you're probably interested in cold Play?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh definitely. And you know you would have watched
Speaker 1: the gurgon. Yeah, how the fun did they do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: So talking to one of the guys that brings the
Speaker 4: whole thing together would probably be quite interesting for you.
Speaker 3: How did the wristbands know where they are? Light up?
Speaker 3: And blah blah blah? And the beach bulls who's pump
Speaker 3: and those?
Speaker 1: And in the middle of all that, he would have
Speaker 1: been well within his right And so the wristbands and
Speaker 1: the beach balls sweet And did you see my pastor
Speaker 1: Dellen moatin is Lisniar and my last year.
Speaker 3: Again, last touch the student? Okay, sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just Chris Martin, so he's Yeah.
Speaker 4: If I was Shawn Johnson, then it would be raised
Speaker 4: pretty quickly, pretty early on in the conversation. Yeah, that's right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that would My career would come up reason me quickly.
Speaker 1: The thing I respect the most of it. Stephen Donald,
Speaker 1: I've never heard him bring that up. I've never heard
Speaker 1: him bring that kick up.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And if I was Stephen Donald, yeah, every available opportunity, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'll be like, hey, know, set You'm the guy with
Speaker 4: the two thousand and eleven ruby.
Speaker 3: I'm twenty eleven rugby will cup hero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Stephen Beaver, I'm john Who are you?
Speaker 3: Or here's a DVD of that movie about that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So yeah, Sewan John's would have been well within his rights. Anyway.
Speaker 1: He is going to be playing cricket at the Black Clash,
Speaker 1: and this is he was interviewed about it.
Speaker 3: He said he's never.
Speaker 1: Played cricket really like backyard cricket, that kind of thing,
Speaker 1: but he never played it competitively through high school or
Speaker 1: anything like that. And that is not what team cricket needs.
Speaker 1: As as we know, you and I have played in
Speaker 1: a lot of games, as you know, untrained, but we're
Speaker 1: not competitive cricket players.
Speaker 3: And the hardest part about cricket is.
Speaker 1: Not the batting. It's not the bowling, it's the fielding. Fielding,
Speaker 1: And when you're out of neck, it's standing around for
Speaker 1: hours then sprint stop, jump up, throw as hard as
Speaker 1: you can, sprint back, stop, stand for another half hour. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that destroys an aging man's body.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so what they need team cricket. They do not
Speaker 1: need bowlers. They don't need batters. They need one whip
Speaker 1: it out in the field who can still chase a
Speaker 1: ball down.
Speaker 3: Yeah. That's the value he's going to bring one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: The other part is how.
Speaker 1: Cool is it going to be watching Sean Johnson bowl
Speaker 1: at Chris Gale.
Speaker 3: That's the value of the Black Clash.
Speaker 4: I can imagine Sean Johnson will go to the nets
Speaker 4: and he'll rustle up a decent delivery.
Speaker 3: I reckon occurred. Yeah. Yeah, he is an outstanding neck. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And that's the thing those people that are genetically disposed
Speaker 4: to being great at sport, genetically disposed to being great
Speaker 4: at great most sports.
Speaker 3: He'll figure it out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And plus, like you were just saying before, he does
Speaker 1: Chris Martin pretty well so I Chris gave a few
Speaker 1: bowling zopes.
Speaker 3: Might not be a great better.
Speaker 1: All right, let us take a quick break. Oh just
Speaker 1: before we do, though, this is something I want to
Speaker 1: address with you. It's been stuck in my crawl for
Speaker 1: a couple of days now.
Speaker 3: In light of the.
Speaker 1: HHM n Z Manu and Nui running aground in the
Speaker 1: reef and some more. There was it uncouth then for
Speaker 1: the All Whites to thump some more eight mel and
Speaker 1: a World Cup qualifier. Should we have let them have
Speaker 1: that one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's football diplomacy right there.
Speaker 3: That could be a good taken. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Disgusting, Yeah, an insult to a nation.
Speaker 1: We could have extended an olive branch, and no, we
Speaker 1: rubbed their face and the faces into it.
Speaker 4: I was down at talking at an Air Force bace
Speaker 4: and I talked to some of the pilots the other day.
Speaker 4: Gilian's probably brought this up, and I just sort of
Speaker 4: been laughing about that, that whole sinking. But then talking
Speaker 4: to the guys that flew down and the hurt to
Speaker 4: help out, They're like that was freaking hairy. Really when
Speaker 4: they were getting off their boat as it's sinking at night,
Speaker 4: onto when you're on a reef.
Speaker 3: We were, well, I just imagine it was sort of
Speaker 3: just I got off.
Speaker 4: It was nice, it was and then it went down,
Speaker 4: but it was like it was hairy.
Speaker 1: It would be, I guess at least for them. They
Speaker 1: are in a nice enough climate to where it's reef.
Speaker 1: They weren't in the Bearing Sea looking for Alaskan crabs.
Speaker 4: As long as it doesn't spew shit everywhere, it's going
Speaker 4: to be quite cool because you'll go to someone and
Speaker 4: you'll be like you hope be able to see it
Speaker 4: under the water. Yeah, you know, I was talking to
Speaker 4: a diver, like an army diver the other day, and
Speaker 4: he was saying that he managed to go down and
Speaker 4: dive down and lie in his old when they sunk
Speaker 4: one of our old ships scanner scuttled it. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: went down as a diver and into the water and
Speaker 4: got into the ship and lay down in his old
Speaker 4: bunk bed that he'd been sleeping and back in the
Speaker 4: day when he was involved.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, Well, actually, PFA, I was talking to a guy
Speaker 4: who knew a guy who knew a guy. It's close
Speaker 4: enough so you can so it'd be pretty cool, Like
Speaker 4: you're be able to go and dive down and look
Speaker 4: around it.
Speaker 1: That'd be pretty cool lieing your bunk bed one last time?
Speaker 1: Did he do anything else that in that bunk bed
Speaker 1: that he might have done.
Speaker 4: That one one last time?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's one last time for old time sake.
Speaker 4: So maybe it'll eventually help the destroying our economy, losing
Speaker 4: one hundred and thirty million dollar boat, but maybe eventually
Speaker 4: helped this someone economy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, destroying their ecology, but their economy. Yeah, sings roundabacks.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take quick break. We'll come back with
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Speaker 5: Yeah, Lad's, I think you're really missing a trick on
Speaker 5: this camel costume idea. I've done the homework for you.
Speaker 5: So if you jump on Elie Barber you can get
Speaker 5: an inflatable camel my suggestion. Acc Bolk orders a ton
Speaker 5: of those in, sell them off the website, and we
Speaker 5: turn day two, the Sunday of the Hamilton Test and
Speaker 5: the Camel Day, to Tim southing thoughts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 1: So we are looking for a way to celebrate Tim
Speaker 1: Southy's last ever game. It's in Hamilton, it's the Test match,
Speaker 1: third Test match against England, yep. And the initial idea
Speaker 1: was get a camel in there. We had a thought,
Speaker 1: we had a lot of thoughts around how do we
Speaker 1: get a camel into the grounds. It's then become apparent
Speaker 1: that there actually are no camels in New Zealand.
Speaker 3: There's none at all.
Speaker 1: There's none that none that my missus is aware of,
Speaker 1: and she works in the industry. Yeah, so I like
Speaker 1: the idea of do we dress up or do we
Speaker 1: sell some sort of merch, some sort of camel merch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind. Day two.
Speaker 1: My ideal would be the holy Grail would be Day five,
Speaker 1: which is Wednesday hump day for the sixty camel.
Speaker 3: Get your humps out for the sixy camel. Oh that's
Speaker 3: not bad, or.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you used to get you humps out like your
Speaker 4: lovely lady humps, your hum bloody headphones, your humps, your heart,
Speaker 4: your lovely lady humps.
Speaker 1: You're lovely lady humps, that's right, or whatever humps you
Speaker 1: have available to What.
Speaker 4: About if everyone because you know you can get thrown
Speaker 4: out for smoking, right, some of the all they SAIDs
Speaker 4: you can't. You can get one quote on the vape,
Speaker 4: but you're thrown out immediately for smoking. Right, Yeah, everyone
Speaker 4: brings in slides in soft back camel in the back pocket.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And and then just on queue at a particular moment,
Speaker 4: you get five thousand people to light up.
Speaker 3: Light up a dart, light up a dart. Men want children.
Speaker 4: For the for the sixy camel, and unity you have
Speaker 4: a sexy camel for the sixy camel. I mean it
Speaker 4: might not work because people were just like, why are
Speaker 4: they smoking? And then there's another step before you realize
Speaker 4: that they're smoking camels, and someone will turn up with
Speaker 4: a you know, b an h special filter and it
Speaker 4: will ruin the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The English commentators will ask Smithy what the folks are on,
Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, so there's these kids.
Speaker 4: And they call the sixy camel and there's also a
Speaker 4: brand of cigarettes called Camels, and yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 4: too it's probably probably slightly too convolent.
Speaker 3: That's why I've got an eight year old smoking a
Speaker 3: Darry on the bound.
Speaker 4: Why is that eight year old smoking a Darry?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Funny, Yeah, some think getting Lovely Lady humps out as
Speaker 1: much better, lovely lady humps. Yeah, I don't mind that
Speaker 1: that's out for Sally.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean there's probably been a few out from over
Speaker 4: the years.
Speaker 3: I imagine there would have been in an amateur and
Speaker 3: a professional manner. In a professional capacity.
Speaker 1: That's out in a professional capacity, not cually you're sports.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hey colours, Hey is it time for the in
Speaker 6: an hour to go full? NFL it's been the league
Speaker 6: to twenty teams have two conferences of ten teams, but
Speaker 6: those conferences in two with two divisions, five teams per division.
Speaker 6: The winner of each division gets into the playoffs four
Speaker 6: wild cards and can go hand on it. That brings
Speaker 6: he can have a draft and all that kind of
Speaker 6: stuff too, just more shait to talk about. Always thought.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, and then you have then the Grand Final
Speaker 4: becomes like the super Bowl where you have the winner
Speaker 4: of each each league going head to head.
Speaker 1: I think how you would do it would be a
Speaker 1: Sydney division and then everyone else's division. Yeah, because there's
Speaker 1: so many Sydney teams. I think it might actually be
Speaker 1: eight yeah yeah, and then it'd be us the two
Speaker 1: Brisbane teams, North Queensland.
Speaker 3: Canberra, Yeah, Newcastle. Yeah, I think it work.
Speaker 4: I mean, it gets It means that the Kaleways don't
Speaker 4: get to go over and play, and you know, like
Speaker 4: you know, we don't get to come and play, and
Speaker 4: the Warriors don't get to come and play in Sydney.
Speaker 4: Yeah until the end bond Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But it would, it could shorten the It make every
Speaker 1: game a little bit more exciting. That's the cool part
Speaker 1: about the NFL. Every game feels like it matters.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, and you know all that in America
Speaker 4: it's all divided up. So you're generally playing the same teams,
Speaker 4: yeah a lot, especially in baseball.
Speaker 3: You know, you're playing so then you've got a rivalry. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because so.
Speaker 4: You have you know, you play the same teams multiple
Speaker 4: times in a season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I wouldn't. I couldn't tell you who the
Speaker 1: Warriors rivals are. I mean, yeah, you want to say
Speaker 1: the Storm, I don't know. I guess the thing is
Speaker 1: we haven't beaten many of these teams through often hard
Speaker 1: to have a rivalry when you get your.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that but that was actually a pretty freaking
Speaker 4: cool idea. Yeah, because it is good to play the
Speaker 4: teams multiple times, you know, and you see where you
Speaker 4: sit in the season.
Speaker 3: Yeah, storylines start to emerge. Two dudes.
Speaker 4: Last game there was a bit of a bit of
Speaker 4: birth of discontent but a biff, Yeah, it's a really
Speaker 4: good idea.
Speaker 1: Such and such said this after the game and an interview,
Speaker 1: and now they're going to play each other.
Speaker 3: I wonder if you could do that with n PC.
Speaker 4: Divisions, that might be a way to do it.
Speaker 1: North Island South Island divisions might be thinking also maybe
Speaker 1: that could be the answer for Super Rugby as well,
Speaker 1: because the you know, we need Australia, yeah, we need
Speaker 1: I reckon, we need South Africa back. Yeah, but maybe
Speaker 1: if we just played our own divisions, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: we linked up every now and there.
Speaker 4: Well that's why I was thinking for a while, like
Speaker 4: a Champions League would be quite good. We play and
Speaker 4: then and then you know, even if it wasn't maybe
Speaker 4: if it was just number one, So then you have
Speaker 4: a try series at the at the end of the
Speaker 4: winning club goes off and plays the wing in Australian
Speaker 4: club plays the winning South African club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or even top two and you've got a six
Speaker 1: way yeah, six way probably series. So we've sent our
Speaker 1: champions and it's bluesing the because because it's not not
Speaker 1: not bad in New Zealand. If we play I mean
Speaker 1: I know the players, so they get smashed up a
Speaker 1: lot more when they play. The kiwis over and every
Speaker 1: New Zealand is over and over again. But you don't
Speaker 1: care if if the Blues play Crusaders four times in
Speaker 1: a season, I'd love it. You'd love it, yeah, wouldn't you?
Speaker 1: And then and then you then the best two teams
Speaker 1: go over and play however, and then but because the
Speaker 1: other part of that is if you're a Highlanders fan,
Speaker 1: you can get them behind What if a team we
Speaker 1: send over because they're now our champion, Yeah, yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: and so you can yeah, you could throw it well
Speaker 1: and behind that.
Speaker 3: Actually that is yeah.
Speaker 4: And then then it's then you know it's working or something,
Speaker 4: because you know, when it was the Super Rugby, it
Speaker 4: was like I loved it. It was good, it just
Speaker 4: needed one more step. They actually fucked up because they
Speaker 4: didn't have a final, but that would have been amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why the Blues won that Asterix title. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: Badah played the Crusaders and Cowards.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you had a if you had that,
Speaker 4: and then it went onto something else.
Speaker 3: Yes, then that would be amazing.
Speaker 1: Because that's what made Super Rugby so interesting to watch us.
Speaker 1: You knew all of the players for all of the teams,
Speaker 1: so always playing your team.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the storylines developed, players developed. Yeah, at the moment,
Speaker 3: it's just too much to keep track of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and pack up for all blacks and then and
Speaker 4: that would be bloody great. And then we go over
Speaker 4: and and then you and then you have that that
Speaker 4: interesting thing where you you don't really know any of
Speaker 4: the South African players.
Speaker 1: But you heard the storms are goune hard this year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then and then you the rubber hits the road.
Speaker 4: But nowadays we just found out that we've been smashing
Speaker 4: that ship team all year and we can't kind of
Speaker 4: work out why they're even in the league.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. How did they make the playoffs? They
Speaker 3: lost more than they won.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look, we've said a lot of dumb shit on the podcast.
Speaker 1: That might not be one of those dumb things.
Speaker 3: Super Rugby Champions League.
Speaker 1: Super Rugby Champions Like, all right, let's finish this on
Speaker 1: a high. One last call of yours please.
Speaker 4: Was it a guy dropping marbles onto other marbles or
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: It was Yeah, was he filling up his britter filtered
Speaker 1: jug to put back in the fridge?
Speaker 3: What do you think? You don't think it was urine?
Speaker 6: Indy?
Speaker 3: Was it number two? Was it number two? Does he
Speaker 3: need a bit of fiber in his diet? More questions
Speaker 3: and answers from that call ask more questions.
Speaker 1: I think that is as good at time as you
Speaker 1: need to knock this thing on the head. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much for joining me this morning. Head, Thanks for
Speaker 1: having me.
Speaker 3: We'll see you guys later on.
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