WEBVTT - "Commissioner Heath & The Smoking Gun" 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.240 Live for the Export Beer Auden's Studio and brought to you, 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:04.560 as always by Export Ultra the Beer four. Here this 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:08.920 is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday The Checksa's Phone, twentieth 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:09.799 of November. 0:00:10.760 --> 0:00:15.040 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:17.720 brought to you by Next Sport, a Vulture. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:21.759 And a big Kodo. To matd Heath, Good morning, yet A. 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:25.400 How are you very well? Thank you? What is firing 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:27.160 up the listeners of ZIB this week? 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:27.320 Well? 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:29.240 I was asking the question yesterday and you might be 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:32.800 able to answer this. What why can't I? Yeah, people 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:36.880 people were really generous to you then they were. That 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:40.320 was the lower end of what people were predicting. Yeah, 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:42.280 but you know eight hundred and eighty teen eighty ha 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:47.760 bigs my night's cot. 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:49.560 That fired up the phones? Yeah, I know, what were 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:50.040 the what were they? 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.920 I was just asking this question and I don't yesterday 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.920 I can't remember anything, but I was talking about a 0:00:57.000 --> 0:01:00.400 kotahi and why can't they work twenty four hours a day? 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:01.240 Yeah? 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:05.480 Why can't you have three shifts? And no one could 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:06.040 give me an answer. 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:09.080 Well, mins run twenty four hours a day? Yeah, yeah, 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:11.039 if there's gold to be extracted out of the mountain. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:12.520 You'll figure it out pretty quick, won't you it. 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:14.480 Yeah, because you see all those people and I think 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:16.720 it's cool how they've got their beekeeper hats on now 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:20.200 the reflective beekie behaf Yeah, but it's horrible working in 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:21.840 the middle of the day in summer. Yeah, like that 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:25.440 is brutal. Yeah, so you'd want a rotation. 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:26.360 Yeah, that's what I think. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.559 Working even two shifts, you know. 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:31.200 Too, twelve hour shifts, like I said, mines they fed 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:32.120 this out age. Yeah. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.520 Yeah, it just seems you'd get it, you'd get it done. Yeah, 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.000 you'd get get it, get it done. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.360 Anyone who needs to get through a mountain of work 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.120 and a short space of time runs that way. 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:42.520 Yeah. They do two days shifts, two nights shifts, four 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:42.920 days off. 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:45.360 That's how almost every mind the fonterra plants will run 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:45.759 that way. 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:48.560 I worked to shift work for a long time and 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:51.600 it does. It turns you into it a very strange person. 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:53.880 What takes years off your life? It does, Yeah, because. 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:56.160 You can't sleep, so you get home and then everyone 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:58.680 in your flat's getting up like this blows. 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:03.040 This sucks. It actually does. Yeah, you have to have 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:03.440 a cave. 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:05.400 If you're going to work shift work, you need to 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:06.640 live in a cave that you can go back to. 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:08.639 I worked on a fund that did I want to say, 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:11.520 fourteen or sixteen hour milking, So we'd milk it like 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:15.959 six in the morning, then like eight o'clock at night, 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:19.079 and then the next day at lunchtime. And that was 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.480 because there were so many cows and not enough grass, 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.320 so they needed longer between milkings. So it's basically three 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:27.680 milkings every two day. Very confusing schedule and fuck it 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:29.160 sucked because if you made it on the purse, I'm 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.640 not finishing work till at midnight one in the morning. Yeah, 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.560 So then you show up, everyone's written off. Or I 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:37.160 finish it about three or four in the afternoon. Great, 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.040 we were on it. I'm milking again tomorrow morning. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:42.639 Yeah. So it's like, yeah, it kills you the shift work. Yeah. 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:44.079 Having said that we need the roads. 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.200 Wick, Yeah, when you just get it done, get it done. 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.080 And that brings me to regurgitating some of the content 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:52.600 I used this morning on the Jerry Knee Matt Show 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:57.840 on This Morning obviously yesterday, and you know, in the 0:02:57.919 --> 0:02:59.400 lead up to it, we saw the power of a 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:03.160 hicuin terms of getting your opinions out there, keep putting 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:06.040 something to the forefront of everyone's mind. What everyday things 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:07.800 that pass you off so much that you were just 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:09.000 about start a recoy. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.160 For jeez, that's a really good question. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:16.120 So I went with passwords for like internet accounts. I 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.360 fucking hate them. I don't want them. Every time I 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.959 log in, I can't I forget the password and reset 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:24.280 your password? Sendaiamail adress, what's my fucking password from email adress? 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:24.799 Can't do that? 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.720 Yeah, And then then they go that that password has 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:29.959 been used too many times, you can't use that. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:31.799 But that's my password. I use it on everything. 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:34.720 That's all I've got, and I've got nothing like I've 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:38.240 got more my bank account. Sure, lock that up. Yeah, 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.720 I saw it in. My mate fell about this and 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:42.160 were and he was talking about whether it has Our 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:44.720 partners at the time found got hacked into our emails 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:47.280 or our phones, and yeah, we think that. We were 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:50.120 saying that'd be probably break up with us for how 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:53.480 boring our chatters for Yeah, yeah. 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:56.360 One hundred percent, my miss as we too. God, that's 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:59.960 what you guys talk about. There's no secrets it's just pathetic. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:04.640 Three fantasy teams, no side checks. You're a loser. I 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:05.760 can't be with a loser. 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:08.320 I remember once a girlfriend came home and found me 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:09.840 and my mates and we'd set up a D and 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:11.920 D board, and we were all in costumes and we 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:15.120 had we had candles, and we'd been playing, and two 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:18.040 of our girlfriends came home. Yeah, and I reckon they 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:20.680 would have rather caught us cheating. I reckon they would 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:22.600 rather caught us and Beard with other women than what 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:25.239 they saw that day, cloaks and goods. 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:27.760 I've always and we'll talk about fantasy sports very shortly, 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:29.480 but I've always had this theory that no man with 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.640 more than one fantasy team is cheating on his message. 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.560 That's too much admind, it's too much to keep track of. 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:37.520 I told that's Laura McGoldrick Wander and she goes, no, 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:39.760 they're not cheating, because no girl wants to be with 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:40.279 a guy. 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:41.360 With more than one fantasy team. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.240 Tell you what in our fantasy team, in our fantasy league, 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.600 Finkle Clutcher, It's been a lot of controversy on the 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:52.200 commissioner of the league, and I've been accused of cheating 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:56.200 and unfairly, and there's been accusations of a smoking gun. 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:59.719 There's no evidence been put apart put across and everyone 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:02.039 should know by the fact I couldn't pause the draft 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:03.440 that I wouldn't know how to cheat? 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:05.280 Can you cheat? I actually want to know. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.360 Can can someone maybe someone on a US please can 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.360 tell me how if you're in an NFL fantasy league 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:11.600 as the commissioner, you could cheat. 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:14.560 What's in the back end that I could do? I 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:14.960 don't know. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.479 Could I cancel people's waivers that. 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.280 Would probably reverse the waiver order or something like that. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:20.960 I don't know. 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.400 You can veto trades and things like that, but they 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:24.920 haven't meant to any of those up. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:26.760 Just back the truck up a little bit. 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.760 There have been allegations came into our group chat just 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:35.440 yesterday actually from one member Phil Yeah, who is alleging 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:38.719 that Cass has told him, Yeah, that there is a 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:41.560 smoking gun that he knows you've been cheating as a 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:44.320 commissioner of our league and he has a smoking gun, 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:47.279 and Phil brought that to the group chat. First, first 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.320 of all, I didn't feel like that was Phil's place 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:51.839 to bring this group chat. If Cass has the smoking 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:54.640 gunring it out, Bring it out, Bring it out. But 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:57.880 also he needs to address that in the group chat. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:01.120 So then Phil posts a screenshot a text conversation that 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:04.279 he's had with Cass and CAAs says, I have I 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:09.039 have a smoking gun that proofs I'll try and find 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.039 it verbatim because it's quite funny. I don't want to 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:14.000 alarm you, but Mad is using his position as commissioner 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:17.320 in fantasy football to cheat. And then Phil replied said, 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:20.800 really got proof? Cass said I have massive proof, a 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:24.440 smoking gun, if you will, and that's where the conversation ended. 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:27.559 So now this has since shock waves through a fantasy league. 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:30.440 Well what is the smoking gun? What could it possibly be? 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:34.279 I put two poles into the group chat. One wise, 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:38.920 do you still basically have support? And do you support 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:39.520 the commissioner? 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:40.200 Yes? 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:40.400 No? 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:41.440 Or maybe? 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:45.599 And should put up shut up around the smoking gun? 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.080 Both came back up in my favor. He's been told 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:49.640 to put up a shut up. Well, you did vote 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:51.520 heavily in your own favor in both just that. 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:52.000 And that pole. 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:53.680 You can vote as many times as you want, and. 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:57.360 Which lends a bit of credits to the smoking gun 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.520 there if you're willing to cheat on the pole in the. 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.200 As a commissioner and to try and gain the support 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.200 back of the team under this, you know, pretty I 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:08.640 actually need the Whitewash team and actually helped me out 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:12.280 there that they said but I was thinking about and 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.520 that she was a suggestion that you came through around 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:16.240 some novelty rounds. 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:19.239 Yes, some novelty weeks. 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.600 So this week I'm playing Tom Harper. Yeah, neither of 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:25.160 our we're both of our defenses are on a by round. 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.720 So I've proposed the butt naked round where we play 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:28.440 with no defense. 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:28.800 Yeah. 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.160 So going forward in your fantasy leagues, people that are 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.320 in them that you need to schedule like like one 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:37.360 other butt naked pants down? What if you want to 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:40.040 call it but one week where no one has their defense? 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:43.600 And I mean that's exciting, isn't it. It mixes it up, 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:46.080 it is, and I guess you sort of need to 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:51.240 randomly generate it are otherwise people would could plan around that. Yeah, 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:53.560 but I don't know if you could, But then what 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:55.640 would you be? I mean, this is NFL, But what 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:57.320 would you call it if you didn't have the quarterback? 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.760 So we have another round and no quarterback because I 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:01.640 I've I had an injury that I was messed and 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.480 I had one round with no quarterback and I still won. 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:06.200 It was against the odds. 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:09.040 But I reckon that's like a headless Yeah, headless the 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:09.800 behitting round. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:12.400 I want it to sound ruder than that that blindfolded 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:14.040 cock out, but that doesn't work. 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:16.320 But they are there are the eyes of the team. 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:21.560 They are the driver BELLI driverless car. Yeah, maybe best, 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.680 but I'll quite like that idea of of sort of 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:28.880 novelty rounds a fantasy league. What about you want something 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:32.439 a bit more egregious than blindfolded? What about the nine 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.439 to eleven round where you get to hijack your other 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:38.040 player's team and you get to pick one position for them. Shit, 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:42.080 so you go on high check round? Yeah you wow, 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:44.200 one position. You're allowed to change one player, not the 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:44.600 whole team. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.040 I don't they Oh yeah yeah that's that's bloody great. 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:50.920 You can change the quarterback out. Yeah wow, that would 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:51.320 be good. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.520 Yeah, the hijack round nine to eleven, you. 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:58.680 Do it on September ely hijack round. You were allowed and. 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.640 You just go through and you announceside you have to 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:02.400 stand down. Yeah your QB. 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:08.440 Yes, maybe it's the what's his name, Captain Phillips. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:11.520 The Yeah, that's right, I'm the captain now shit. 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.160 Yeah, yeah, I reckon. That's good. 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.199 There'll be some creative ways that people have played their 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:17.959 fantasy these because I know a lot of dudes take 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.000 it real seriously. Yeah, yeah, I love the draft at 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:23.120 someone's house. It's some dudes will do like a paper 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:25.440 draft where they sit there and write out their picks 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:27.280 manually and then and put it into the computer. 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:28.119 Yeah. 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:30.200 Well, because I've had quite a good round, I think 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.480 I'm still the head of the competition, which is why 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:35.320 there's these allegations against me. Against me, but I had 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:38.040 the absolute shitter of the draft, like everything went wrong 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.280 for me, and you know, I was in a state 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:42.880 of absolute depression after it, and it's been going really well, 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:44.080 and it just shows how little I know. 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:47.040 I had the opposite, which again shows the exact same thing. 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:50.080 For two years running now, I have been forecast and 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:51.000 never lose a game. 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:52.760 I've never in fantasy football. 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.200 Fantasy football has never predicted that I was ever going 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.080 to lose a game. Yeah, and yet I think I 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:59.920 came almost dead last last year. Yeah, and I'm eating 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:05.040 shit this year. Yeah. Anyway, AnyWho, I've got a chicking 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:05.800 fink called Clutcher. 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:09.319 Yeah. If I'm still at the top, Yeah, so I'm 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:09.920 going shit. 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:13.160 The only problem with the butt naked round is that's 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.080 going to fick my pointstuff later on in the season. 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:17.000 Yea by much anyway. 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:19.640 All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:22.120 I have got a story that we talked about yesterday. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.400 There's been a development. I don't know if you know 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:26.280 the story, so I'll save it for after the break. 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:28.280 Yeah, I'm still number one. 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:33.160 We selling our nineteen ninety eight Ford falcon Ute exclusively 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:35.640 on Auto Trader matteath As you know by now, all 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:38.000 proceeds are going to November INSI, and you can bid 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:40.120 on this bad boy right now. It has just ticked 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:43.240 over twelve thousand dollars at the moment, but it's only 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:44.880 the twentieth of November and it goes to the end 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:45.920 of the month if. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:46.719 You place the winning bid. 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:48.760 As we treat, We've loaded the glove box with a 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.480 thousand dollars worth of petrol vouchers, one thousand dollars worth 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:55.440 of grocery vouchers, and iPhone sixteen pro a Marshall Amp 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:58.600 beer fridge and a Makita job site radio. All that 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.800 is worth about five grand, So subtract five grand off 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:02.760 whatever your next bid is. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:03.880 That's how much you actually pay. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:06.560 And to get betting, you can text ute to three 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:09.040 two three six and follow the link to the auto 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.760 trader listening while they're telling you yelling about your car. 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:16.400 I have been made aware of a story that involves 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:18.280 the White Stripes and Kane Williams. And if you heard 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:21.360 this story, no, I told you yesterday on the podcast, 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:24.880 So I'll fast forward it. The White Strips Elephant album 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.959 which has that's the one with seven Nation Army on it. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:27.839 Ye great album. 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:29.880 Jack White is sitting on the cover. He is holding 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:33.920 a cricket bat. The cricket bat was left in the 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:36.720 studio by man by the name of John Baker. Are 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:40.920 you familiar with John John Bah? He is cousins with 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:44.560 Kane Williamson. It is Kane Williamson's bat that's on the 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:46.240 cover of the Elephant album. 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:49.480 Holy shit, Yeah, because John Baker used to he worked 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:50.920 with the White Stripes for a long time. 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:54.079 Yes, wow, And you would come across him, he said, yeah, yeah, 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.280 and I'm quite welly. He books a lot of gigs. 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:57.959 Ye. Wow. Yeah. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.079 So Caane Williamson's bat is on the cover of the 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:00.840 White Stripes album. 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:03.120 This is blown my mind. Wow. I've talked about it 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:05.120 into every microphone I've been in front of. The last 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:07.240 that is very very cool. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:10.400 Is vain added that how come that has only rerisen 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:11.200 to the top now. 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:13.360 Well, the only reason we found out I currently say 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:17.680 exactly how but we were by putting a promo together 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.160 for summer and basically this little bit of trivia was 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:21.120 in there and we looked at him. 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:23.280 We're like, no, that's not right. We did the research. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.520 John Backer had written the article last year explaining how 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:27.520 the whole thing came to be. 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:31.319 Wow, a cook a Borough Fighter it is. That's so 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:32.120 freaking cool. 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.400 It's also I never noticed he had a Cu cricket 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:36.080 mat and I've covered that album neither. 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:39.000 So it's supposed to signify the tusk of the elephant, 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:40.880 and that's where he's sitting and he's holding the tusk. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.120 Yeah, it's washed out, so it's white. 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.440 You can't see what's on it, but it is a 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.280 cook a Barrough fighter and we know that because the 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:48.120 bat still exists. 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:53.080 Government tasted key. We came Williamson. Yeah, he's got his 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:55.640 arms and his influenced extends a long way. 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:58.559 Oh my god. Anyway, Yes, like I said, it's Cook 0:12:58.559 --> 0:12:59.120 a Borough fighter. 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:00.840 The reason I know that is because the bat still 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:02.320 exists and I saw a photo of it in the 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:04.880 exact same article I read. The article came out last year. 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:07.400 That's because the person who has it took a photo 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.400 of it. The person who has it lives not far 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:13.360 from here. It is at a place called Daddy Long Legs, 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:16.360 which I believe is a record store slash music venue 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:20.560 out west in TISUDANGI here in Auckland, and I reckon 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:22.280 when need to launch a campaign to go and get 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:22.800 that bat? 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:26.040 Yeah, I don't know what get that bat? Like an 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:29.680 illegal raid or like or you're going to reach out first. 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:31.439 I think we reach out first. 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:36.319 But if it doesn't come yeah yeah yeah, if it doesn't, 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:37.240 we don't have a choice. 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:39.560 Well yeah, I would hate for my hand to be forced. 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:40.000 Yeah. 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:40.280 Yeah. 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:42.640 So if you're listening, yeah, you come That bat can 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:46.280 come quietly, yeah, or it can come hard. You can 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.000 come home. There's two ways we can do this. 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:50.480 What would that bat be worth? Now? 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:54.240 I mean the bat once belonged to Caine Williamson that 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:57.240 was on the cover of The White Strip's Elephant album, 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:00.720 featuring the biggest sports song of all time one. Yes, 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.400 that'd be a pretty penny. There would be a pretty penny. 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:06.679 Yeah. And the irony is it's us. 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:08.680 We are driving like we're giving it the most exposure 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:09.680 of anyone we are working. 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.199 We need to run it down before we make an offer. 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:12.080 It's actually with nothing. 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:14.000 And I actually heard it wasn't They actually the same 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:16.680 bet and so yeah, fifty bucks Williams had never saw it. 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:18.240 So yeah, well, lowball the fuck out. 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:18.640 Yeah. 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:21.760 My mate's dad went to prison for this for what 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:23.960 low balling a piece of artwork that it knew was 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:24.680 worth a lot more. 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:27.440 Really went to prison for it. 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:32.120 Yeah, aggressive some sporting news that's not related to stealing 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:35.560 pieces of sports memorabilia. The Black Clash is going to 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:39.320 be jan seventeenth, which is actually not that far and 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:43.080 they've just announced the wild card four team cricket is 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:44.320 going to be Sean Johnson. 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:46.400 I've got a story about Sean Johnson. Do you want 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:47.840 to hear it? That I heard the other day? Absolutely so. 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:50.880 I was talking to one of Coldplay's management right, and 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:55.120 he was saying to me, I said, have your time 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.720 been is good yet? He goes, I went to we 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.440 had the raft party last night and a bunch of 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:01.960 people came and I was talking to this guy. He 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:05.120 is a great guy, like really really good looking, good 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:05.680 looking guy. 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:06.640 Great chat. 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:09.440 Talked to him for ages and he asked me everything 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:12.320 about cold Play, everything about the tour, everything about life. 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:13.840 And at the end I found out it was Sean 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:17.720 Johnson from someone else, So Shawney Jay this whole chat 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:21.160 about someone else's life, some manager and their life, and 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:24.960 didn't at any point bring that up that he was 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:25.680 Sean Johnson. 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:27.200 Was it an Englishman? 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:29.720 Yeah, he was talking to so he may not have 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.520 known who obviously didn't he didn't know who Sean Johnson 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:33.720 was Johnson was. 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.480 But then he went back over and he said, I 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:40.600 hear that you're you're Sean Johnson. Everyone everyone's very excited 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.360 that you hear. And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah, and 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:45.400 he goes and he goes hi, and then and then 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:46.080 he said. 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:47.880 What he mean up to? 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:51.240 He goes, I retired, and then I am retired, and 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:52.120 then I retired again. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:57.120 She goes, Okay, it's been frantic, I mean on that like, 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:00.480 when you get to a point like Sewan Johnson, everyone 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:04.000 must talk to Sean Johnson about sew john Sewn Johnson. 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:05.280 It must get so annoying. 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.960 Yeah, so it'd be quite nice, it must be quite efficiently. 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.040 He's probably why I gave this British guy so much time. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:11.720 He's like, this is the only guy in this party 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:13.800 that's not going to punish me about me. Yeah, so, 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:15.920 and so I can actually just ask them some questions 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:17.600 about you know, yeah, and if you got into a 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:20.040 cold Play party, you're probably interested in cold Play? 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:22.680 Yeah, oh definitely. And you know you would have watched 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:24.760 the gurgon. Yeah, how the fun did they do that? 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:25.960 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's right. 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:27.640 So talking to one of the guys that brings the 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.440