WEBVTT - Bree & Clint are running a half marathon... with ZERO training

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<v Speaker 1>Show requested. So here it is. As long as you've

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<v Speaker 1>got da-da-dada.

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<v Speaker 2>It's ZM's Brian Clint Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Came across this video of Benny Blanco. You know Benny Blanco?

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<v Speaker 3>He's the fiancé to Selena Gomez.

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<v Speaker 1>Husband now, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Husband.

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<v Speaker 4>Did they get married?

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<v Speaker 1>I think they got married. Maybe. I'm sure he's Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>Selena Gomez.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. What songs is he behind?

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<v Speaker 4>Heaps of songs, eh?

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<v Speaker 1>He's made a lot of music with Ed Sheeran. He's

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<v Speaker 1>made a lot of music with almost all artists. He's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the biggest producers that you wouldn't realise.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Diamonds by Rihanna, Moves Like Jagger, Maroon 5, Teenage Dream,

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<v Speaker 3>Katy Perry, Blinding Lights, The Weeknd.

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<v Speaker 4>The list goes on and on. TikTok, Kesha. He's behind that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I came across a video of him where he

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<v Speaker 3>was out and about. He was having a few jars

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<v Speaker 3>and it was about 2.30 in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And he decided that he could just do something off

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<v Speaker 3>a whim.

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<v Speaker 4>Take a listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, I'm at the bar. I'm in a debate. I

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<v Speaker 1>need the internet to settle this. I'm convinced I can

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<v Speaker 1>run a marathon tomorrow with zero training. It's 2.30 right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd have to wake up at like 5.30. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do it. What did I get myself into? Okay, not

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<v Speaker 1>so bad. This guy's literally beating me running backwards. My legs,

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<v Speaker 1>they're making it. Less than a mile left. I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to get there.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought I was going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah.

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<v Speaker 4>Finish.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, so this guy ran a marathon with no training, hungover.

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<v Speaker 4>We need to preface this with it was a half marathon,

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<v Speaker 4>which I mean still.

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<v Speaker 1>That is quite an important caveat, but still, a half marathon.

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<v Speaker 4>21 kilometres.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Give or take.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And guess how old Benny Blanco is?

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<v Speaker 1>36. He's 38. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>It's quite the achievement if you ask me.

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<v Speaker 1>There's also the no sleep factor. Like there was 2.30

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<v Speaker 1>when he recorded the video and he gets up at 5.30. Dehydrated. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>And no training.

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<v Speaker 4>It's outrageous.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes you wonder if we could run a half

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<v Speaker 1>marathon tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't, don't do this.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes me wonder if we could. And I say

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<v Speaker 1>all three of us, Claudia.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't make me wonder at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it not?

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<v Speaker 2>I know that I can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>But doesn't part of it make you go mind over matter?

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<v Speaker 1>If the drunken Vinnie Blanco can do it, why couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>we do it? You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to back myself in this one. I reckon

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<v Speaker 4>I could. I reckon I could.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't usually back myself that hard, but I

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<v Speaker 4>reckon I could do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Pri, don't do this because if you start backing yourself,

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<v Speaker 2>Clint's already in and I'm going to have to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't we start it at 3pm tomorrow and we

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<v Speaker 3>broadcast as we're running.

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<v Speaker 4>Just saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that could be the worst show we've ever done.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't we do that? That could be the worst

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<v Speaker 2>idea you've ever had.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of keen.

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<v Speaker 3>Do a radio show whilst doing a half marathon.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you figure out how many laps of Victoria Park

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<v Speaker 1>a half marathon would be? It'd be a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>It'd be so many.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that. It could be awesome. I mean, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Feel like I'll definitely have a VOMM.

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<v Speaker 1>What have I got on this weekend? Nothing important. What

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<v Speaker 1>have I got on?

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<v Speaker 4>Nah, I feel like I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the furthest you've ever run?

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<v Speaker 4>Like maybe five at a push.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm six and a half. Yeah, five.

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<v Speaker 2>The Victoria Park loop's about a kilometre. You'd have to

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<v Speaker 2>do 42 in a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we're doing a half.

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<v Speaker 3>Half.

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<v Speaker 2>21 in a bit.

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<v Speaker 4>We never said a full. Okay, good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still not keen.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I could do 21 laps of Victoria Park.

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<v Speaker 2>How about this? I'll time you.

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<v Speaker 4>And you go. Could we do the radio show at

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<v Speaker 4>the same time?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>How long?

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder how long does it take the average punter?

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<v Speaker 1>To do a half marathon.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like two or three hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's sounding bitter and bitter.

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<v Speaker 2>We have, what, a four-hour show to do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, I'm just going to see if it fits in.

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<v Speaker 3>The average runner, see, that's different to the average punter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The average runner, it takes about two hours to two

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<v Speaker 4>hours 15 minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're three hours.

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<v Speaker 4>Mate, not for me. I'll take the full four. I reckon.

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<v Speaker 4>I could get it done in four. Can I just

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<v Speaker 4>be technical support? You can't leave me behind, though. This

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<v Speaker 4>is the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, we've got to stay together.

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<v Speaker 4>We're together.

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<v Speaker 3>We tie ourselves to each other. No, okay, let's not

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<v Speaker 3>talk crazy. Wait, we're not even on a drunken night

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<v Speaker 3>out right now.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no alcohol involved in this. Can I just ask,

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<v Speaker 1>because this is a possibility, it's not a definite, 9696...

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<v Speaker 1>If you have run a half marathon, do you think

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<v Speaker 1>Bree and I could run a half marathon tomorrow, no training?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a little bit of.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm in bad shape at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone said do it as a relay, take a lap each. Nah,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't count.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that does sound nice though, to have a

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<v Speaker 3>break while the other person runs.

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<v Speaker 4>That'd be a piece of cake then.

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<v Speaker 1>My husband has been training for a half marathon for

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<v Speaker 1>six months and still can't do 20Ks.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that doesn't give me a lot of hope. I

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<v Speaker 3>did walk 50 kilometres in one day that time.

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<v Speaker 4>Does that count?

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<v Speaker 1>I did a half marathon, no training. I foamed at

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<v Speaker 1>the mouth, but I did it. Guys, let's give it

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<v Speaker 1>up while we're ahead. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, so that person doesn't believe.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone said, I walked a half marathon in under four

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<v Speaker 1>hours with no training. You can do it. Clinton Bree

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<v Speaker 1>have so much mana. You got this from Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>It'd be a slow half marathon, but I reckon we

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<v Speaker 3>could do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Possibly the slowest. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>And people can come join, you know, as we're running.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, if you want to come join for a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of laps down at Victoria Park in Auckland.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I could see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you're interested. I did not think I'd

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<v Speaker 1>get you interested.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know where this confidence has come from. Normally,

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<v Speaker 3>you know me. I'm like, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone said, please tell me you've checked the weather. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>is there a cyclone coming tomorrow? Are we about to

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<v Speaker 1>be saved by a cyclone? Because then it's out of

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<v Speaker 1>our hands.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, if it's a cyclone, we can't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Our question for you, we're going to ruminate on this.

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<v Speaker 1>Our question for you is, what was your drunk decision

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<v Speaker 1>that you made and followed through on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Was it a half marathon? Was it a full marathon?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a trip to Thailand?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you buy a house?

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<v Speaker 1>I know someone who bought a house drunk. I told

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<v Speaker 1>you about that earlier this year. That's right, yeah. My

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<v Speaker 1>ex-girlfriend's sister bought a house drunk. That's wild. Oh, $ 800.

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<v Speaker 4>Talk about anxiety.

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<v Speaker 1>Or text to 9696 your drunk decision that you followed

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<v Speaker 1>through with. Yeah. And side question, should Bree and I

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<v Speaker 1>do a half marathon tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're crowdsourcing if we should or if we shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe we're really considering running a half marathon tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>With no training.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you only live once. I'll die once tomorrow. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>texted and said, guys, if you do the half marathon tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 1>no training, who's going to be the High Rocks pooper

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<v Speaker 1>and why is it Clint?

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<v Speaker 4>Totally.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it would be me.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it would be. Someone else says, do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to tune in to tomorrow's show.

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<v Speaker 1>Full disclosure.

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<v Speaker 4>We're seriously considering it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're seriously considering it.

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<v Speaker 3>But we're also thinking... Should we do it next Friday?

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<v Speaker 3>But the rule is we can't train.

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<v Speaker 1>We would have to agree not to train.

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<v Speaker 3>But like a week is going to make a difference anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason we would push it to next Friday would

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<v Speaker 1>just be technical logistics.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and making sure that.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be to make sure that we can get,

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<v Speaker 1>because we actually have no idea how we would broadcast it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because we would be broadcasting.

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<v Speaker 1>But there is a way.

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<v Speaker 4>Because we would.

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<v Speaker 3>Start the half marathon at 3 o'clock, like the start

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<v Speaker 3>of our show. Yeah. And hopefully the goal is to

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<v Speaker 3>finish within the four hours that.

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<v Speaker 4>We're on air.

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<v Speaker 1>People believe in us. They said, do it. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait to tune into that. Someone said, I totally think

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<v Speaker 1>you can do it. Just run really slow. It's still

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<v Speaker 1>a half marathon no matter how you get it done.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree. It still counts. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're going to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, mate.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're going to do it. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to do it, Claudia. Okay, relax. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm stressing.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you be like at a beer station though?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I do multiple stations?

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<v Speaker 3>Like do we get a beer at halfway or do

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<v Speaker 3>we get a beer at a quarter, a beer at

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<v Speaker 3>a half?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nice.

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<v Speaker 4>Three quarters? Or is it a beer to finish?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is it a beer a lap?

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<v Speaker 2>And in between, I'll give you, like, fruit and lollies.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, lollies, yeah. Someone said Hamish Blake did it. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>If he can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He's very fit, though.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe in you. I worry about me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we'd be a team, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if one of us fails, both of us fail,

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<v Speaker 4>sorry in advance.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be like the time we carried each other across

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<v Speaker 1>Victoria Park. That's right. We asked, what did you decide

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<v Speaker 1>to do on a drunken night out and follow through with?

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<v Speaker 1>Someone said, I emailed my resignation while drunk. I decided

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<v Speaker 1>to commit and leave because I didn't want to tell

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<v Speaker 1>them it was the best drunk decision I ever made.

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<v Speaker 1>That place sucked.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's waking up in the morning and finding out

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<v Speaker 1>you'd quit your job.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's wild.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone said, I told my five-year-old daughter that I would

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<v Speaker 3>get her a pet lamb last night after a few beers.

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<v Speaker 4>Guess what I'm picking up today?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow. Hey.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that you're a person of your word.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Someone said, I made a drunk decision to get

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<v Speaker 1>my septum and bridge pierced in the same sitting. Whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>What's bridge?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, on top of your nose.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like between your eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the actual bridge of your nose. Yeah. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember who pierced it. and I'm surprised I was allowed

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<v Speaker 1>given how drunk I was, but I did it.

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<v Speaker 4>Holy smokes. Does it look good?

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<v Speaker 1>You can pierce a drunk person.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I feel like piercing a drunk person is better

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<v Speaker 3>than tattooing a drunk person.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is the opposite of a good drunk decision.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, every time I drink, I decide it's a

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<v Speaker 1>good time to pick up vaping or smoking again. And

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<v Speaker 1>the next morning I realize what I've done and I

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<v Speaker 1>have to go through the quitting process from square one

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<v Speaker 1>all over again.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that sounds awful.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a love-hate relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time you're like, damn, you drunk me. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone else said, I did a half marathon when I

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<v Speaker 1>was 28 in the Colorado mountains, no training. I came last.

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<v Speaker 1>Just before the army platoon who were doing it in

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<v Speaker 1>full army gear. Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but you did it.

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<v Speaker 1>You still did it.

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<v Speaker 4>You still did it. You still did it. But also, 28.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I could have done anything at 28. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's different. You know, it's so different.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, I trained for six months for a half marathon

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<v Speaker 1>and it was really hard. Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 4>These texts like that really worry me.

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<v Speaker 3>But the thing, you know, the only thing, because obviously

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's going to be way easier for you,

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<v Speaker 3>you're way fitter than me, but you know the thing

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<v Speaker 3>that I feel like I've got on my side?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that?

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<v Speaker 4>Is I just have that dog in me where I

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<v Speaker 4>can't say quit.

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<v Speaker 1>She does. You know? She has that dog in her.

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<v Speaker 4>I would rather hurt myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Than quit. Before I quit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got that dog in me.

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<v Speaker 1>Drunk decisions. Someone said drunk me decided to get an alpaca,

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<v Speaker 1>an award-winning $ 2, 000 alpaca.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring the alpaca to the half marathon that we do

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<v Speaker 3>tomorrow or next week.

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<v Speaker 1>I might be out of touch, but I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>$ 2, 000 is cheap for an alpaca.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like that is quite cheap.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you've got a good deal.

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<v Speaker 3>But, I mean, how much do you and I know

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<v Speaker 3>about the alpaca market right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Very little. I don't know much. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone says, hi, guys, isn't it Georgia's last day next Friday?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you really going to miss the end of the show?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like it could be a nice, like, send-off,

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<v Speaker 3>a nod to her.

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<v Speaker 1>Could be running for her. What if it's a tribute?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a tribute. For Georgia.

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<v Speaker 2>For Georgia.

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<v Speaker 4>We volunteer to send you off in style.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, 9696, yes or no, do we do the half

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<v Speaker 1>marathon next Friday?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's poll the people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes or no, are we running a half marathon during

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<v Speaker 3>the show?

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<v Speaker 1>No training.

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<v Speaker 4>No training. That is the rules.

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<v Speaker 3>We will broadcast live from Victoria Park.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, I think we're running a half marathon next Friday

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<v Speaker 1>at Victoria Park.

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<v Speaker 4>We've asked the boss if we can.

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<v Speaker 1>He takes back, yes, exclamation mark, question mark.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, what are you guys getting yourselves into?

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<v Speaker 1>But to quote that ACC ad, do you guys need

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<v Speaker 1>to have a hmm? No, we don't need to have

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<v Speaker 1>a hmm because if we have a hmm, we won't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Yeah, don't make us have a hmm. This

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<v Speaker 1>might be my only chance to run a half marathon.

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<v Speaker 1>I know at some point you'll get that bug and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll be like, oh, I'm going to run marathons for

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<v Speaker 1>the next year.

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<v Speaker 4>Whereas me, that's never going to happen to me. This

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<v Speaker 4>will be my one chance.

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<v Speaker 1>You could do it with us too if you wanted to.

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<v Speaker 4>If people want to come down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We will not be fast. We will not be ahead

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<v Speaker 1>of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Mate, the last thing, I'm going to be as fast.

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<v Speaker 3>Even if you want to come down for a few laps,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, give us a bit of energy.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on down, join us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get one of those vests with the

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<v Speaker 1>water bottles all over it. And some runner's sunglasses.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to get a camelback.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get some hookers.