Speaker 1: As rogue as a tail ender on strike. This is
Speaker 1: the alternative commentary. Can let you oh, thanks to the
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Speaker 2: I'm just going to point out I think Nathan Smith
Speaker 2: may have shaved a bit close into that mustache. It's
Speaker 2: getting near and near the nose, Zin comes p Smith,
Speaker 2: and that's a better delivery is it's offended back to
Speaker 2: the bowl. I mean, if he goes in any further,
Speaker 2: he's it's going to be troublesome.
Speaker 3: Sizing with death.
Speaker 4: I know it's an earnest attempt to raise money for
Speaker 4: men's mental and physical health, but a certain point.
Speaker 3: I mean, if that.
Speaker 4: Juliet had an extra razor on it, there's waterline hate
Speaker 4: crime and no does dress update here at Hagley Oval.
Speaker 2: Wait, look, I mean he can't forget that the furor
Speaker 2: stole it from Charlie Chaplin.
Speaker 3: That's right. So have you ever auditioned to Hitler? Tried
Speaker 3: it just in the mirror yourself to say.
Speaker 2: Smith comes in and it's good delivery, and defend it.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately for me. You know how you always when you
Speaker 2: shave your mustache, you always experiment, You always experience.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me, guys out there.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me you've shaved your mustache and left a
Speaker 2: little Charlie Chaplin. Unfortunately for me, I took a photo
Speaker 2: and sent it to Joe Jury.
Speaker 3: Jeez.
Speaker 2: Now Joe Jury has got on his phone and he
Speaker 2: brings it up every time. And no doubt, who's going
Speaker 2: to walk into the room in a matter of moments.
Speaker 3: And show you both? Yeah, I want to see it.
Speaker 4: It's almost self sabotage sending that to Joe Jury because
Speaker 4: he's got so much on all of us.
Speaker 3: He keeps a dossier.
Speaker 4: And what's more impressive than the amount of stuff he
Speaker 4: has is how quickly he can produce that imagery.
Speaker 2: Smath then two brooks. That's a good delivery. Books is
Speaker 2: back and across and defense, but he just drops it down.
Speaker 2: They take off for a single with the Field's phially
Speaker 2: back Here we go, see told you as.
Speaker 3: Here he is with the picture. Oh, well, it's the
Speaker 3: here as well that really sets it off.
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus has disconcerting. It is an it's almost historically accurate.
Speaker 3: It's authentic. Yeah, it's that's a feat. It looks like
Speaker 3: Central casting.
Speaker 2: Well done, Mike, Well you asked the question, and they
Speaker 2: deliberately back you surely you have tried.
Speaker 3: Of course I have. Of course you have. And people
Speaker 3: out there, he said, they haven't are lying.
Speaker 4: There's footage of me dressed as a member of the
Speaker 4: s S out there for a promotion. I know it
Speaker 4: wasn't a promotion as a video. Lord knows what we're promoted. Well,
Speaker 4: this is what I couldn't understand. Just getting the car
Speaker 4: we're going down to film this thing.
Speaker 3: I've got to get back out of his seat.
Speaker 2: He uses his feet as stokes. But there's a good delivery,
Speaker 2: drives it down. No, we called you Wed. You were
Speaker 2: supposed to be the fun Nazi who's made and then
Speaker 2: you turned up to spoil the video addressed as a Nazi.
Speaker 4: But of course I have a beard subsequently a mustache,
Speaker 4: so a fake mustache was placed over the top of
Speaker 4: essentially my real mustache. And I don't know where we
Speaker 4: rented that costume from, but I think the costume was
Speaker 4: rented and the armband was homemade.
Speaker 3: The arm band's got a christ instead of a swastika.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean, look, I don't think the spin
Speaker 4: off is going to take such a.
Speaker 2: Well, they're struggling a little bit at the moment.
Speaker 3: Might get away with it, It might fly under the radar.
Speaker 4: I don't think they take such a friendly view of
Speaker 4: it when they gets wind of it. A couple of
Speaker 4: people sitting on the embankment watching away from the ground.
Speaker 3: Her rock back into the attack.
Speaker 2: England three hundred and twenty nine for five, so just
Speaker 2: another just under four overs till the new ball there's due.
Speaker 2: I think he's going to be gagging for that new
Speaker 2: pill because it looks fairly easy out there at the moment.
Speaker 2: It is dress up day, the forced fun day of
Speaker 2: the New Zealand Cricket calendar.
Speaker 3: A couple of zany Hawaiian shirts, and I told you
Speaker 3: that's the Canterbury dress up.
Speaker 2: Just get out the Hawaii.
Speaker 3: That's your boomer dress up. Just put on a color.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Well we've got the average Joe's in attendance.
Speaker 4: That's that's movie quality replica jerseys, O rock and the
Speaker 4: two brox.
Speaker 3: And leg sited.
Speaker 2: He whips it off the pads out to deep midwicket
Speaker 2: to Conway does the fielding. They'll get another two that
Speaker 2: he got, sadly said, all he's done you there is
Speaker 2: the throat stokes in the smaller the back, so he
Speaker 2: came through for the second, so Brook now goes to
Speaker 2: one hundred and forty.
Speaker 3: I would like to go.
Speaker 5: I would like to come to the ground on dress
Speaker 5: update as a Mexican with a comically large sombrero that
Speaker 5: blocks the boomers behind me on the bank so they
Speaker 5: can't see.
Speaker 3: That's just my cynical take. Fat Albert goes fat Albert,
Speaker 3: massive fat suit. You can't do that anymore?
Speaker 6: Can you?
Speaker 3: Can you do this sombreller?
Speaker 2: We're ork into Brook again, legs sidish and it just
Speaker 2: struck him on the pad and dribbles out to squea
Speaker 2: leg for a comfortable single.
Speaker 3: Just not quite online at the moment. I need to
Speaker 3: check with the spin off. We can you as fat Albert?
Speaker 3: Is that not a thing? We can't?
Speaker 2: There's no repeats of fat al but I suppose he
Speaker 2: said that's why there's no repeatsa the Cosby showkies.
Speaker 3: Well, it's so complicated, isn't it It is? Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: no fat.
Speaker 5: Al but I mean you can't can can roll Dhale
Speaker 5: got censored for using the word fatness box. They've taken
Speaker 5: those words out of rod Dale's box and then reprinted
Speaker 5: them really massively controversial.
Speaker 4: I saw an interview with Jason Momore recently who was
Speaker 4: married to one of Bill Cosby's kids.
Speaker 3: O Rourke comes down, it's left by Starkes.
Speaker 2: I've seen that interview, Is that right?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And it was here in New Zealand. This little have
Speaker 4: been about ten years ago. I think it was just
Speaker 4: before all of the allegations were made public.
Speaker 5: I think we could probably bring this audio up. We could,
Speaker 5: I'm sure we could. Is that also on Jojoy's phone?
Speaker 5: It will be as one of the wildest interviews. I
Speaker 5: think the interviewer may be on the glass baby.
Speaker 4: But basically the gist of the interview was does does
Speaker 4: she still keep in touch with Bill Cosby? And again
Speaker 4: this is before any of the allegations had come out, right,
Speaker 4: And Jason Momore goes.
Speaker 3: Ah, then well, you know, I don't really into Starke.
Speaker 3: Starkes winds up through the cover as he goes good fielding.
Speaker 7: As ruguas a tail ender on strike.
Speaker 1: This the alternative commentary can let you Oh, thanks to
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Speaker 2: Man Henry Mister Darcy comes into brook Brook, hees this
Speaker 2: and he's gone, He's out. Finally New Zealand of Court
Speaker 2: one there was a poor shot from Brook, a tired shot,
Speaker 2: and thank the Lord that Blundell took the catch, and
Speaker 2: the fortunate son Harry Brook has gone for one hundred
Speaker 2: and seventy one.
Speaker 8: Yeah, one hundred and seventy one for six Harry Brook.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks Jase, such a great voice.
Speaker 8: Terrible running between the workers.
Speaker 2: Absolutely week they went southy after the drinks break into
Speaker 2: Woke's edged and court.
Speaker 3: Finally lath And catches one.
Speaker 2: Ah, he's dropped three years today.
Speaker 9: This one was exactly the same as the previous umpires
Speaker 9: are going to have a look to see whether it's carried.
Speaker 3: It's pretty confident that Woke's has gone for one.
Speaker 8: Don't you do anything, stupid Rod Tucker.
Speaker 3: Tucker and Bumblady.
Speaker 9: Hear that Tucker and Bumbatti are just having a chat.
Speaker 9: You see beautiful fair in the drinks break, Paul Food
Speaker 9: or was it you Lee Baker?
Speaker 2: We just need a double pet trick, yeah, forty eight
Speaker 2: air consent, just a puss coming around the wickets and he.
Speaker 7: Spicked us in the air, high in the air. Someone's
Speaker 7: underneath it. Will they take the catch?
Speaker 1: You say no, it's.
Speaker 3: Phillips falling short.
Speaker 2: I don't have.
Speaker 7: I don't care.
Speaker 5: Though everyone's a winner, we're not, but we are.
Speaker 2: Glenn Phillips finally takes one as well. He'll be relieved,
Speaker 2: and that is the eighth wicket. God the leader is
Speaker 2: ninety seven, so he needs to go bang bang and
Speaker 2: finish it off. But Nathan Smith roll the seaman, rolled
Speaker 2: the fingers across the scene, was across seamer, and he
Speaker 2: deserves that wicket.
Speaker 3: He he certainly does. Henry into beer down the work
Speaker 3: at and Beshier.
Speaker 2: Smash this high in the air as there's someone underneath it.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's too southey, the sexy camel.
Speaker 3: Thank god, someone can catch and it's.
Speaker 7: The sexy camel.
Speaker 2: The innings is over for four hundred and ninety nine,
Speaker 2: a lead of one hundred and fifty one. But you'd
Speaker 2: have to say pull Ford, big Sandy's that lead should
Speaker 2: be below one hundred at least if all seven catches
Speaker 2: was at seven or eight, I lost count may well
Speaker 2: be eight dropped by New Zealand. It wasn't a great
Speaker 2: day in the field for them today and used today.
Speaker 2: But finally they've extinguished this English innings. The sexy camel
Speaker 2: with a good catch, running catching over his shoulder. Henry
Speaker 2: gets four wickets as rug as a tail ender on strike.
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Speaker 2: Jesus are molder in up in the left here in
Speaker 2: corner there.
Speaker 3: So do you spend a bit of time up the
Speaker 3: Adventure Park here? Lee Baker? Well, I used to.
Speaker 5: It's not far from my home in the hills in
Speaker 5: christ Church. By the way, it's not Fendleton, that's the
Speaker 5: center of swinging in christ Church. It's actually the Kashmere Hills.
Speaker 3: Real people don't talk about it, but.
Speaker 2: I know a couple of people up in the Keshmere
Speaker 2: Hills and then comes at concerning left by conways.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you do. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 5: In the Adventure Park. It's a great park. If you're
Speaker 5: into mountain biking. It's a young man's game.
Speaker 4: What if you're into Arson light Arson very popular, very
Speaker 4: popular and look down upon.
Speaker 5: Not ideal for sure, but yeah, but popular. I was
Speaker 5: riding my electric bikes. Yeah, I know I'm never going back,
Speaker 5: but I was riding an electric mountain bike camera. They're heavier,
Speaker 5: they're heavy machines. And I came around a corner and
Speaker 5: lost the front end and went straight into a tree.
Speaker 5: I flew bodily into the tree.
Speaker 2: I canned a Conway oh on the drive and gets
Speaker 2: inside edge to Bashir at midwickets.
Speaker 3: Not really wanted to go.
Speaker 5: I mean, I went over the bars and I was
Speaker 5: earborne flying at the tree, and I thought, this is
Speaker 5: a this is paralysis horizontal and somehow I landed just
Speaker 5: in front of it and just sort of scraped in
Speaker 5: like a badly landed jumbo jet.
Speaker 3: Scraped up.
Speaker 5: My face went straight into the base of the tree,
Speaker 5: bounced off it because I remember feeling my head hit
Speaker 5: the tree, obviously, and then I remember being amazed that
Speaker 5: I was conscious, and I thought I've got away with this.
Speaker 5: And then I was using my hands and moved my legs,
Speaker 5: and then I was just joyous.
Speaker 3: And then these people came down to check on me.
Speaker 2: At consented and too. Conway defends this and it goes
Speaker 2: to Bethel just behind point.
Speaker 5: There's no run, and like a decent man, I got up.
Speaker 5: I got back on the bike and I rode it
Speaker 5: down out of the park. And I wasn't going to
Speaker 5: join the legion of people that I get. They have
Speaker 5: to get chopped out, so that's that's why you'll find
Speaker 5: every weekend there's a trouble going into the bench park.
Speaker 4: Is that why they always try to burn all the
Speaker 4: trees off get rid of the hazards.
Speaker 5: Well, there's a lot of bodies I need to get
Speaker 5: rid of and the only way to clear them is
Speaker 5: to open up the ground a bit.
Speaker 3: So swinging.
Speaker 2: More often found in Keshmere. That con sent all the
Speaker 2: beats the outside edge of Conway. It's a good delivery
Speaker 2: just straight's on Conway Keshmere Hills.
Speaker 3: I see much cottaging in Keshmere. I think you'll find
Speaker 3: that's on the flats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's something that cottaging's more in the Hagley Park
Speaker 2: right and the toilets Bromley.
Speaker 3: Find any cottaging in Bromley? I don't know much about Bromley.
Speaker 2: How the Bromley stench has that's gone off there with
Speaker 2: the Bromley stinch down there, the rotting old sewage plant
Speaker 2: after the earthquakes.
Speaker 5: Christ has just got a few branding issues, hasn't it
Speaker 5: a few work ons?
Speaker 2: It's getting a bit of that.
Speaker 3: We had a good time.
Speaker 2: It's that consent is left by Conway.
Speaker 3: Watchful this time the cruising Sea and the new written
Speaker 3: mall not quote what it once was. Well, i'll tell
Speaker 3: you what's it goes down down there now it's.
Speaker 5: So it's so deserted that it's rustic and charming, almost
Speaker 5: has an almost literary desolation.
Speaker 3: Can I say that? But it's clinging onto life and
Speaker 3: that's the main thing. Do you still find hookers floating
Speaker 3: down the heath Coke? I think you can order them
Speaker 3: online now.
Speaker 1: Okay, as rugue as a tail ender on strike. This
Speaker 1: is the alternative commentary collect you, Oh, thanks to the.
Speaker 10: Great New Zealanders at resin gas blaster. And it was
Speaker 10: first over a pool shot in the air.
Speaker 2: And caught at midwicket by Atkinson. What a good that's
Speaker 2: a great catch. Conway's shaking his head saying check it.
Speaker 2: But he went back for the pol shot in quite time.
Speaker 2: It It was low into the left of Atkinson. He's
Speaker 2: caught it just off the grass seat. Bob Letty is
Speaker 2: going to have a look.
Speaker 10: He's going to ask go upstairs for what.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: I think that Devin Como was shaking his head in
Speaker 5: the quality of a shot there.
Speaker 3: I think he knows he's out.
Speaker 6: I've checked the feted livery best all catch pas.
Speaker 3: This is going to continue. A hole will run for Conway.
Speaker 2: It's diving and let's look at that.
Speaker 3: That's just now taking a catch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's no, he's rubbed it along the grass.
Speaker 3: At what point is the catch taken?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 3: Understood he's cleanly caught it.
Speaker 11: It's just whether he's grasped it along seasons, big mets
Speaker 11: there and then he grasses it there.
Speaker 3: Used the ground to maintain position. Yeah, do you reckon?
Speaker 5: But he's going to give it screen, He's going to
Speaker 5: give it out, and you've got to give that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I can't have a chick went into
Speaker 2: his hands. It's just how he sas just out of
Speaker 2: his palm there. They're gonna give it out because otherwise
Speaker 2: he looks at it for ages.
Speaker 3: So Conway's gone for eight. This is how you catch.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 4: Was a bit of conjecture as to whether this was
Speaker 4: a tough field to catch on.
Speaker 3: You'd have to say England have come out and put
Speaker 3: that to bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's gonna still trailed by one hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Can't John ever leave even when it's outside the line.
Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary collective.
Speaker 7: Oh thanks to the Great New Zealanders. Add MaTx rath.
Speaker 2: Atkinson wicket to wicket, Glimpson defense. You know someone else
Speaker 2: who he walks a strange pit, Eric Young, He walks
Speaker 2: his cat on a leash.
Speaker 3: I've heard that, I've heard that. I've I've walked my
Speaker 3: cat on a leash before, so as Joe Jo's walked
Speaker 3: ass have you hit on a leash?
Speaker 4: My cat got in a fight and its head got infected,
Speaker 4: swelled up to the size of a grape fruit and
Speaker 4: had to have basically a milkshake straw inserted into its
Speaker 4: head as a drain.
Speaker 3: Hackinson comes in.
Speaker 2: And it's a good solid drive from Williamson through the
Speaker 2: field or at short cover and down to the boundary
Speaker 2: for four.
Speaker 3: Lovely shot from steady.
Speaker 2: The ship went straight through the hands of murder she
Speaker 2: woke and down to the boundary for four New Zee
Speaker 2: on twenty for one.
Speaker 3: So it's going a milkshake.
Speaker 4: Straw in its head and that's weeping out. Actually ruined
Speaker 4: all of the upholster and our lounge and the carpet
Speaker 4: and also the sheets on our beards.
Speaker 2: Was it weeping out its head like some.
Speaker 3: Sort of blowhole?
Speaker 4: Basically, well, picture a straw basically just pierced through the
Speaker 4: top of its head with both ends of the straw
Speaker 4: protruding out, and so it was leaking from both ends
Speaker 4: of its head amber fluid Atkinson.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, that just about plays there, hon does Williamson
Speaker 2: is that classic shody plays right under his eyes and
Speaker 2: it's often been as undoing where it bounces back into
Speaker 2: a stumps, you know, it bounce back and he went
Speaker 2: to kick it away, just got it in time.
Speaker 4: But as a result, it had the cone of shame
Speaker 4: on its head, so it couldn't pluck away it as
Speaker 4: we say replay here ball just getting towards the stumps.
Speaker 4: Williamson takes a swipe of it with the hoof and misses.
Speaker 4: So my cat couldn't go outside obviously couldn't get through
Speaker 4: the cat door because of the cone of shame, and
Speaker 4: if it ran away with the cone on, it's all sorts.
Speaker 4: So the dot the vet actually gave us a harness.
Speaker 3: At Constant comes in.
Speaker 2: It's fallen, driven back to the bottle of powerfully by Williamson.
Speaker 4: He's on twelve because it wouldn't go to the toilet
Speaker 4: inside either, So now I'm out and a shed block
Speaker 4: of flats with a shed lawn, standing with a cat
Speaker 4: on a harness with a kind of shame taking a shit.
Speaker 3: As my neighbor comes out, he goes, oh, hey, what
Speaker 3: do you have to And.
Speaker 4: I, at all of thirty years old, standing there with
Speaker 4: my cat, said, I've just taken my cat for a dump.
Speaker 3: How did its entire head get infected? Negligent to that cat,
Speaker 3: It's consent.
Speaker 2: Fallen driven by Williamson backs in a bowler.
Speaker 3: Yeah, negligence, I think, was the answer to that.
Speaker 4: We didn't notice it for a good couple of days,
Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden one day, my partner,
Speaker 4: who works with animals, she came home and realized that
Speaker 4: it's heat had swollen so much that it couldn't sell
Speaker 4: out its eyes anymore.
Speaker 3: You just thought that was the breed, did you, I
Speaker 3: thought he had a fever or something. It's just going
Speaker 3: to get me. The whole cat.
Speaker 2: Sounds like it should have got the same treatment as Belfast.
Speaker 3: No, no front teeth, missing a fang. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: put it down.
Speaker 11: Yep.
Speaker 2: And it's a prime case that consent comes in to
Speaker 2: Williamson's a no ball, that last ball, so it's going
Speaker 2: to have to bowl another couple.
Speaker 4: And we hadn't lost its fang actually as a cat,
Speaker 4: and they had to pull it out because it had
Speaker 4: snapped off, and said, we can replace it with a
Speaker 4: false white one, or we can leave it, you know, missing,
Speaker 4: or we could put a gold on it. What And
Speaker 4: I said, so you're telling me I could give my
Speaker 4: cat the money. But and I mild the if we
Speaker 4: maled it over, it wasn't a lot of gold, you know,
Speaker 4: it's a very small tooth. Oh actual gold, but I
Speaker 4: presume not, but I'd like to think it was okay.
Speaker 2: Then comes out consent into Williamson. He leaves this one
Speaker 2: wired outside. I'll stump that's the end of the open.
Speaker 2: He's on twenty one for one.
Speaker 4: But our missus was against the idea of putting gold
Speaker 4: into the face of our cat for fear of it
Speaker 4: getting pawned by someone finding it on the side of
Speaker 4: the street and tagging it into the local cash converters.
Speaker 3: Pulling a gold tooth out of the front of it.
Speaker 4: So as a result, it snails when its top loop
Speaker 4: gets hooked on where it's fang should be.
Speaker 3: Have you still got this cat?
Speaker 2: This cat?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 3: Still got it? Moose? Moose is it home.
Speaker 4: Yep, we just cut a whole lot of our fence
Speaker 4: so we can get in and out. He cannot help himself.
Speaker 4: He loves a scrap, loves nothing more. My screensaver on
Speaker 4: my phone as him wasting the neighbor's cat, which had
Speaker 4: a collar on at the time of the fight. The
Speaker 4: gray one's mind, the black one is the neighbor's cat,
Speaker 4: and the neighbor's cat had a collar on. My missus
Speaker 4: took that photo. We came home to the neighbor's collar
Speaker 4: in our front yard.
Speaker 3: Casts into the attack.
Speaker 2: The car's blast up becomes across conway to the left hander,
Speaker 2: and it's massive wide and we doesn't need to hit this,
Speaker 2: So they musing on trail by one hundred and thirty
Speaker 2: runs twenty one for one, got England all out for
Speaker 2: four hundred and ninety nine earlier today.
Speaker 3: Just tuning in. Welcome into cat Chat.
Speaker 4: Most problematic thing my cat's ever done, though, Just about
Speaker 4: all of that, because in our last flat, our neighbor
Speaker 4: would leave their clothing out on a clothes force sap
Speaker 4: in the front door, and they would have their delegates
Speaker 4: on the bottom rung, which was low enough for my
Speaker 4: cat to fetch and bring back into my house cast Blaster.
Speaker 2: That's a bit of delivery to left hand and across
Speaker 2: the top of off. But defended by Koonwake.
Speaker 4: That was harder to explain because I would come home
Speaker 4: and there would be another woman's underwear on the fl
Speaker 4: or of my lounge.
Speaker 3: What can andi is we talking here?
Speaker 2: Ge bangers bring briefs.
Speaker 4: Not quite a g lacey though, racy for sure, red
Speaker 4: black not red, sort of your neutral colors.
Speaker 3: See what, yeah you nude color? A nude color? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think your cat's trying to take you down. Well,
Speaker 3: it wasn't trapment, feline and trapment.
Speaker 2: Pussy entrapment. It's got the best of us as cast blast,
Speaker 2: and that's a good delivery cross Conwayne.
Speaker 3: He leaves it through to the keeper.
Speaker 4: So the first issue I had was obviously the missus
Speaker 4: not believing the tall tail that my cat is bringing
Speaker 4: my neighbors underwear and then leaving them on the floor
Speaker 4: until one day she witnessed it happening herself. So by
Speaker 4: that stage I had my missus back on side, which
Speaker 4: I needed because I couldn't return the underwear to the neighbor.
Speaker 3: What did you do? Just put it in your drawer.
Speaker 4: Well, I had to get the missus to do it,
Speaker 4: just in case we got caught doing it, as she
Speaker 4: would as we're going up the driveway just sort of
Speaker 4: toss it so it looks like it had fallen off
Speaker 4: the clothes horse.
Speaker 2: Cast Blasted drives on the app does Conway through the covers.
Speaker 2: He won't get a boundary, quite get it all the
Speaker 2: timing of it. They just lazily come through for two
Speaker 2: though could have been three there, but quite happy just
Speaker 2: for two.
Speaker 4: One day, I can't brought an entire men's button down
Speaker 4: shirt into our lounge and we were up a staircase
Speaker 4: at that time.
Speaker 3: That's quite a hall. It is quite a hall. It's
Speaker 3: a good shit.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: It was good blue and white, sort of stropie number
Speaker 4: business casual. Neighbors shit, yeah, neighbors shit, neighbors. Shit must
Speaker 4: have fallen off. I can't imagine he would have got
Speaker 4: that off the top of the clothes.
Speaker 10: Horse cars Blaster was first over pool shot oh in
Speaker 10: the air.
Speaker 2: And caught at midwicket by Atkinson. Quite a good that's
Speaker 2: a great catch. Conway's shaking his head saying check it.
Speaker 2: But he went back for the pool shop in quiet
Speaker 2: time it. It was low into the left of Atkinson.
Speaker 2: He's dived caught it just off the grass.
Speaker 6: Seat.
Speaker 3: Bob Letty is going to have a look.
Speaker 2: He's going to ask go upstairs for what.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: I think that Devin was shaking his head and the
Speaker 5: quality of a shot there.
Speaker 3: I think he knows he's out.
Speaker 6: I checked the feted delivery best of all the catch keys.
Speaker 3: This is going to continue. A hole will run for Conway.
Speaker 2: It's diving and let's look at that.
Speaker 3: That's just now called taking a catch. Yeah, that's no.
Speaker 2: He's rubbed it along the grass.
Speaker 3: At what point is the catch taken?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 3: Understood he's cleanly caught it.
Speaker 11: It's just whether he's grasped it along seasons big mets
Speaker 11: there and then he grasses it there, used the ground
Speaker 11: to maintain position.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you reckon, But he's going to give it screen,
Speaker 2: he's going to give it.
Speaker 3: You've got to give that out. Yeah, I mean, I
Speaker 3: can't have a.
Speaker 2: Chur went into his hands. It's just how you he
Speaker 2: says just out of his palm there. They're gonna give
Speaker 2: it out. But otherwise he looks at it for ages.
Speaker 2: So Conway's gone for eight.
Speaker 7: This is how as Rugue is a tail ender on strike.
Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary collective.
Speaker 7: Oh thanks to the great New Zealanders.
Speaker 8: Addressin high on the back. It's down to creepy Crawley
Speaker 8: and they take a single.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess again that is gonna dictate what utensil
Speaker 4: I'm gonna use to paint it because we don't have enough.
Speaker 3: Plywood there too. Do a sem stop big enough.
Speaker 8: Kami Linton clocks up nine thousand.
Speaker 5: Runs, That's what I want to hear in my obsession
Speaker 5: with came Willimson becoming the first New Zealand test cricket
Speaker 5: undercore ten thousand runs.
Speaker 3: He's now within a thousand.
Speaker 8: It's quite a niche statistic. I mean it's about like
Speaker 8: one hundred and fifty For me. I'm not that interested
Speaker 8: in him reaching nine thousand.
Speaker 3: Well, he's the first New Zealander to be there.
Speaker 8: I just don't care. You just don't care. I mean
Speaker 8: I wanted to get ten, don't get me wrong. As
Speaker 8: pass Atkinson comes in, he doesn't care. And Revenger Duck's
Speaker 8: under the short.
Speaker 3: It's exciting for me. He's on the home stretch a
Speaker 3: cast and it's short and pulled. But in the air,
Speaker 3: someone's underneath and I've got it. I sucked in.
Speaker 2: There's a here he rev.
Speaker 3: And the calf plaster.
Speaker 2: It was short and screaming with celebration as Stokes because
Speaker 2: Revenger went back and creamed. It went straight down the
Speaker 2: throat of Jacob Bethel's beach.
Speaker 3: Well, it looks like that was part of the plan,
Speaker 3: wasn't it. And it came off.
Speaker 5: And that's why they're so happy, the English, because they
Speaker 5: of course have been taking their catchers as.
Speaker 7: Rugue as a tail ender on strike.
Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary collect you oh, thanks to
Speaker 1: the great Zealanders at Resin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the end of the over. It's the end
Speaker 2: of the goose pieces. Tenth number twenty nine thirty ever
Speaker 2: has gone. He's on trail by fifty. It's all very
Speaker 2: nice numbers one hundred and one for three.
Speaker 8: Does it change your opinion of him that he likes
Speaker 8: Richard Headley as well as Curtly Ambrose.
Speaker 2: I look at his profile was way better than the
Speaker 2: other guys who drink tea in Fanta.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, he's the Fanta guy.
Speaker 3: Oh he know.
Speaker 8: But that was sort of a hat tip to Dale Stain.
Speaker 4: Fellas we've had the okay, we've had the results ratified. Yes,
Speaker 4: by the good constable has been shoaling in the corner
Speaker 4: all day of the Razine watching paint dry thousand dollars
Speaker 4: cash on thousand dollars from the color shop at Razine
Speaker 4: as well. It was exactly when I said stop the clock,
Speaker 4: which was at fifty one forty, which means Olivia Harris
Speaker 4: is what.
Speaker 2: Olivia Harris just as Kane Williamson strokes it to the
Speaker 2: boundary through the covers from a ranked wide ball from.
Speaker 3: Bushier takes him to forty eight. Wow, brilliant work, Olivia.
Speaker 3: Well done, Olivia you are.
Speaker 2: We'll get that prize out to you in about forty
Speaker 2: five working days.
Speaker 3: And you have to take the painting.
Speaker 2: Yes, you've got to take the painting. You've got to
Speaker 2: pick it up. We're not sending.
Speaker 3: It as as were as as rugue as a tail
Speaker 3: ender on strike.
Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary, can let you Oh, thanks
Speaker 1: to the great New Zealanders at resin.
Speaker 2: So in terms of our comedy punting, that one's over
Speaker 2: the Hawaiian shirt.
Speaker 3: I've won that, yep. So there was over six.
Speaker 2: And a half boomers and Hawaiian shirts appearing on dress
Speaker 2: up day.
Speaker 3: Ye man, Now this one here is interesting.
Speaker 2: We've only had one helicopter come in from the adventure park.
Speaker 3: That's right. We sit there over under at four and
Speaker 3: a half and that was strictly based.
Speaker 12: Off useterday was a busy day.
Speaker 2: We had three coming yesterday. Yeah, and that was a Friday. Yes,
Speaker 2: So we're thinking a nice day. Yep, eventure part would
Speaker 2: have been rammed. There's reaches for this. Williamson almost hits
Speaker 2: it too well to mid off.
Speaker 3: There's no run. Sorry.
Speaker 13: I was going to say my theory for the Fridays
Speaker 13: was I think the boomer dads have wagged work for
Speaker 13: that afternoon and just gone for a quiet right. I
Speaker 13: think on the Saturdays it's more family set, taking it
Speaker 13: a bit more casual, and.
Speaker 3: I wonder how many of them are in attendance. Here, oh,
Speaker 3: here go it comes another one.
Speaker 4: Ye okay, so almost as if on cue interesting point
Speaker 4: being raised by Lilly on the ones and twos, what
Speaker 4: if it's the same trip.
Speaker 2: The helicopters leave, they don't land the HELLI, they don't
Speaker 2: land the chopper there, they get out of there. It's
Speaker 2: a drop and go situation. Is that's a good delivery
Speaker 2: from Bashier defended by Williamson. That's over and he's on
Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty two for three this trail by nineteen.
Speaker 13: It does sound like an incoming helicopter since we've heard
Speaker 13: it from the distance coming in closer.
Speaker 2: I reckon, this is going to be a This is
Speaker 2: going to be a thriller. This one that's will be
Speaker 2: that could come down to the world because last this
Speaker 2: is the same time last night that the activity picked up.
Speaker 4: And look, if we are still sitting here in an
Speaker 4: hour and we're sitting on four. Of course the over
Speaker 4: unders at four and a half. If one of you
Speaker 4: is could just shoot up the hill, get yourself into
Speaker 4: some sort of wreck, off your off your mountain bike,
Speaker 4: you could just call it in and actually you'd want
Speaker 4: to probably head up now, yeah, because you want to
Speaker 4: get to the top of the run and really do
Speaker 4: a number on yourself and then call the chopper because they.
Speaker 2: May take a minute to get it to prehemptive strike.
Speaker 2: Call the chopper before you get down the mountain the.
Speaker 3: Choppy way up there, Book the chopper.
Speaker 4: Hey, look, I'm seriously considering coming off my bike into
Speaker 4: a tree in the next sort of ten to fifteen.
Speaker 12: So if you could doing it for the Accyeah.
Speaker 3: If you could get the helo up there the prehemptive strike.
Speaker 12: Do you reckon?
Speaker 13: We could chuck in at ACCC they ship if someone who.
Speaker 12: Text them to say that they were that fourth fifth.
Speaker 2: Designer quirks into Mitchell. Mitchell looks across as Crease, almost
Speaker 2: over to off Stump and defends this.
Speaker 3: I wonder what Richard mccauls up Tuesday.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know he's asumed to get out in
Speaker 4: the helicopter any given opportunity.
Speaker 2: Well, he could just go up and down and we
Speaker 2: wouldn't know any better just landed.
Speaker 12: We're just purely going off the noise.
Speaker 7: Yeah, visuals correct.
Speaker 2: So we're presuming he's a middle aged men coming with
Speaker 2: in likra with broken collar bones from the Adventure Park.
Speaker 3: Well, if it's just the.
Speaker 4: Chopper, I mean, anyone in christ you just go one
Speaker 4: fly by Michael Hell if you're.
Speaker 2: Around works into Metchell.
Speaker 3: Mitchell leaves this one through to the keeper.
Speaker 13: When we say boomers and helicopters, were not meaning boomers
Speaker 13: doing the helicopter.
Speaker 2: No no, not their visual no no no no, not
Speaker 2: the kind of waving the downstairs around.
Speaker 4: I think everyone loses at that point. I'll set the
Speaker 4: over under aero point five and I'll put my life
Speaker 4: servings on under, just praying that I don't have to
Speaker 4: see one.
Speaker 3: So unusual fielding set up.
Speaker 2: There's got almost like a second slip and almost a
Speaker 2: fifth slip short cover point cover in a mid off
Speaker 2: sin comes Wokes. It's something too excited and worked comfortably
Speaker 2: into mid wicket for a.
Speaker 13: Single well, someone that's tacks in to say that they're
Speaker 13: going to intentionally injured themselves. So that g lane, what
Speaker 13: tost to cost you the bed?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: I I went, I can't remember what I did in
Speaker 2: the four and a half.
Speaker 3: I see it overs. I see it overs as well.
Speaker 3: It was, which is uncharacteristic of me. Yeah, because you're
Speaker 3: the undertaker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll turn my back on who I am.
Speaker 12: Did you got overs on the trumpet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went unders.
Speaker 3: I'd like to change mine.
Speaker 2: I'm on the trumpet. Yeah, okay, you get an undertaker
Speaker 2: and an undertaker. I'll take the under thin comes so
Speaker 2: that's close. That's closer, and it's gone. I'll be w
Speaker 2: he got stuck on the crease. Kane Williams and he's
Speaker 2: got to review it. He's got to review it. He's
Speaker 2: our best batsman trumpet. Yes, he is reviewing it. But
Speaker 2: it just did a bit off the pitch and caught
Speaker 2: on the crease. Kane Williamson, he got fired. The trumpet
Speaker 2: came out. So that's one for the trumpet director with
Speaker 2: the player of you for LBW Unfield decision art.
Speaker 6: I've checked his speed del front.
Speaker 2: On keys, Okay, trumpets piping up, so I've counted that.
Speaker 2: Listen it inside each year please oh, otherwise it's out.
Speaker 6: Can I go to old trash confirmed.
Speaker 2: That mate could hit him outside the line, but I
Speaker 2: don't or hype maybe, but it's been given out.
Speaker 3: This is the problem. The problem is he has been
Speaker 3: given out. Are only savior and unfortunately.
Speaker 2: No, And then it might have been it might be
Speaker 2: clipping the top of off, but it's been given out.
Speaker 6: We'll tracking and ready, please.
Speaker 3: We wanted to go over. We wanted to go over
Speaker 3: over over, decision over over.
Speaker 2: Oh, jam mate, that's right the top of Middle wickshed.
Speaker 2: My dad is out top of middle and off and
Speaker 2: Caine Williamson steady the ship.
Speaker 3: The ship is on the rocks.
Speaker 2: We lose our fourth work Cap we still trail by
Speaker 2: eighteen disaster.
Speaker 3: This as a disaster, disaster for the black Caps.
Speaker 4: Sixty one off eighty six. He was starting to look
Speaker 4: reasonably well settled. The runs went flying, but there's no
Speaker 4: slouch himself. And all we wanted today was to lamp
Speaker 4: back into the sheds with five people having been helicopter
Speaker 4: to the hospital, thirteen blasts on the trumpet, fifteen boomers
Speaker 4: in the Hawaiian shirts of partridge in a pear tree,
Speaker 4: and these two still at the crease. And unfortunately for us,
Speaker 4: Williamson goes sixty one off eighty six, thirty Mark Bager.
Speaker 2: Shut. So it's all on these next two batsmen. And
Speaker 2: you have to say these two and Glenn Phillips are
Speaker 2: the only hope when you zee on to set her
Speaker 2: total here.
Speaker 4: Under with a mountain of work. Today it hasn't been.
Speaker 4: It wasn't all too effective in the first innings.
Speaker 2: Was he this angle to a just hip moving in
Speaker 2: with the arm put him on the crease And they
Speaker 2: knew as soon as it hit the pair it was
Speaker 2: a good shout. And Rod Tucker, goddamn mother Tucker.
Speaker 3: He had to review it. He had to review it.
Speaker 2: Because there's a chance that it would have been going
Speaker 2: over well.
Speaker 3: One of the reviews.
Speaker 4: Anytime Kane Williamson's and your team should be reserved for
Speaker 4: Kane Williamson as a rule.
Speaker 2: Well, there is some positive news in a positive ray
Speaker 2: of sunshine in here.
Speaker 3: Most partnership runs for New Zealand betting on.
Speaker 7: The outside, back to back weekends.
Speaker 3: Blood Bell's gone for a.
Speaker 2: Golden Dark, he's gone up to review it.
Speaker 3: And they've also run him out.
Speaker 4: Can it be a commentator's curse if you're only halfway
Speaker 4: through delivering it.
Speaker 2: No, you're on a.
Speaker 6: Bed.
Speaker 3: I delivered the full curse. You're on a I was
Speaker 3: going to say that Tom Blende.
Speaker 2: And Darryl Mitchell have the most partnership runs for New
Speaker 2: Zealand a test series.
Speaker 3: I take your pad. No, nothing there but the bats. No,
Speaker 3: it's going to be close. I don't think he's I
Speaker 3: think he's not hit there. You think it's hit his
Speaker 3: back pad. I don't know what it has hit. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, no, he's gone.
Speaker 2: No, he's gone, he's gone.
Speaker 3: Oh No, give me another beer.
Speaker 2: You're gonna drip away through this.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, folks is back to back.
Speaker 2: You know what really pisses me off as them going
Speaker 2: let's go bang bang.
Speaker 3: Yep, and they've gone bang bang.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what they've done, back to back balls. I'd
Speaker 4: love to know your thoughts on three two or three
Speaker 4: sex about the legitimacy of a commentator's curse have delivered?
Speaker 4: Or was Glane saved only by his third grade reading ability?
Speaker 3: Your honor the bats my defense. I was trying to
Speaker 3: work out what the stat was. He's pleaded literacy, I know.
Speaker 2: So the debut Tom Nathan Smith is going to come
Speaker 2: out and.
Speaker 3: Have to face a hat trick delivery. Oh it's Philip's fuel.
Speaker 12: Someone here has just said that a caller is still.
Speaker 2: Really still can't you can't be half pregnant? Yeah, you
Speaker 2: cannot be half pregnant.
Speaker 3: I don't mind.
Speaker 2: Guilty of sin, come on three two three cents lighting up.
Speaker 2: I didn't even deliver it. I said there is a
Speaker 2: ray of there's a ray of sunshine here, and then
Speaker 2: he got out.
Speaker 4: But he got through the second line about New Zealand's
Speaker 4: my successful betting partnership being and then I.
Speaker 3: Go to the tapes, go to the taps. I don't
Speaker 3: believe you.
Speaker 6: Go to the tapes.
Speaker 3: I don't believe you to the front. The front foot's fine.
Speaker 3: I want, I want, but I also want to delivery.
Speaker 3: It's close to the bat. I want snicker. It's a
Speaker 3: fear delivery. We're just gonna say if that was bad
Speaker 3: or paired there?
Speaker 12: What's here on a hat trick right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, grim Lane, it's all coming in now.
Speaker 4: Well interesting and a commentary team with such a proud
Speaker 4: history of commentators curses. That's the first time we've ever
Speaker 4: had one mid delivery.
Speaker 3: I'd if don't to get it out.
Speaker 4: Another world first for the acc Oh so a hat
Speaker 4: trick ball its Glenn Phillips will face it and it's Wokes.
Speaker 2: Bowling one hundred and twenty nine kilominary our outswingers.
Speaker 3: They've got three for thirty four.
Speaker 2: New Zealand are one hundred.
Speaker 3: And thirty three for five.
Speaker 2: They're trail by eighteen still so still on the negatives
Speaker 2: Wokes and just Zippy from Rainbow or Zippy from Rainbow
Speaker 2: gets him behind it confidently and defends that to come
Speaker 2: a point. That's the end of Wokes is tenth over
Speaker 2: a bad one. It's got three for thirty four and
Speaker 2: New Zealand are in the poop.
Speaker 4: They really grab the heading, gread the scruff of the
Speaker 4: neck of this game.
Speaker 2: I still coming head still like to get this text
Speaker 2: machine away from me.
Speaker 13: I don't want to read all this somebod who's just
Speaker 13: texting that the EVENTE part closes at five on a Saturday.
Speaker 3: Oh kidding me, that's fun.
Speaker 13: Hey, there's a skate park competition happening today Washington Way
Speaker 13: and it's happening all day. And if there's a master's
Speaker 13: event that's probably happening round about this time. And me
Speaker 13: knowing my mates and when we drop into the ramp,
Speaker 13: anything can happen.
Speaker 2: But is that like in a inaccessible area it can
Speaker 2: get there by ambulance.
Speaker 3: This is a.
Speaker 12: Problem depends how urgent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see the helicopter parks are, I mean the bike
Speaker 2: parks are usually up in the hill.
Speaker 12: Swimming at the beach today? Do we have an undertow?
Speaker 2: Okay, it comes car's blaster and it pulls out of
Speaker 2: it as mature, you think he's wasn't quite happy with
Speaker 2: this setup.
Speaker 4: It's a distance and severity thing though as well, because,
Speaker 4: for example, if you're out in the back blocks of
Speaker 4: mid Canterbury and you suffer a particularly gruesome.
Speaker 3: Injury, that would warrant all.
Speaker 4: The problem there is that may take another hour for
Speaker 4: the helicopter to get back. So you'd want to have
Speaker 4: already done the injury to yourself by now.
Speaker 2: Because we've only had two helos today, haven't we.
Speaker 3: It's right over under at four and a half, so
Speaker 3: we need another.
Speaker 13: So there's someone laying in a had it somewhere with
Speaker 13: a possibly sevid limb that helicopters already picking up.
Speaker 2: Potentially is cass blast a short delivery and awkward for
Speaker 2: Olli Pope.
Speaker 3: That's under at Mitchell. He's on thirty as.
Speaker 7: Rugue as a tail ender on strike.
Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary, can let you oh thanks
Speaker 1: to the great New Zealanders addressin.
Speaker 2: Also, we didn't set that line at three and a
Speaker 2: half of us talking about our downstairs.
Speaker 12: It was your own set their own boundary.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you just shift the loan, mate. I mean
Speaker 2: I never would have always smashed the overs three and
Speaker 2: a half.
Speaker 8: I would have gone all in on that all in.
Speaker 3: I mean, if someone had three and a half on jizz,
Speaker 3: they would have lost.
Speaker 2: But paulis caught on the cree, says appeal forw He's
Speaker 2: gone Zippi for rainbow heights an issue? Heights an issue,
Speaker 2: and he's signaling, is it an issue, You've got to
Speaker 2: review it.
Speaker 3: We've got one left.
Speaker 8: I don't think Rod Tucker wanted to give that, and
Speaker 8: he got bolly into it. And now it's going to
Speaker 8: be an umpire's call. I fear.
Speaker 3: He's reviewed it.
Speaker 2: He looks he's got call increase again, similar to Kane Williamson.
Speaker 3: Here, it just knipped back a little bit.
Speaker 2: Height's the only thing that's going to save Zippy from
Speaker 2: rainbow here. I think, oh yeah's high.
Speaker 3: That's way over that appear.
Speaker 6: I've just got to alter that's hi.
Speaker 2: If it's clipping though, we were Donald duck because there's
Speaker 2: the umpire's call. But it'shit him high on the roll
Speaker 2: back leg on the roll.
Speaker 6: Kip running through from me, please keep running through.
Speaker 3: He hasn't hit it.
Speaker 2: He hasn't hit it.
Speaker 6: But get between the bat and ball and he's not the.
Speaker 2: Tallest man, but that looks like it's headed over.
Speaker 6: The way into the ball tracking right.
Speaker 2: He looks resigned.
Speaker 3: He hasn't it.
Speaker 8: We just need to look at is he going to
Speaker 8: do like a massive celebration if it's not out the full?
Speaker 8: Are you not entertained that we've got here's the.
Speaker 12: Catch, yeah, and was it entertaining catch?
Speaker 8: Though unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: This is go right, go right, go right's clipping?
Speaker 3: That is clipping?
Speaker 7: Is it the top of legs stamp?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is Yeah, it's umpires cool, but
Speaker 2: it is hit the very tip of the.
Speaker 3: Bail on the leg stump. God, damn you Rod Tucker.
Speaker 2: You've mother Tucker.
Speaker 3: He has given that out. Because he's given it out.
Speaker 2: Phillips has gone and New Zealand knows their six wicket
Speaker 2: with the lead of just two.
Speaker 3: They're one hundred and fifty three for.
Speaker 1: Six, as rugue as a tail ender on stripe. This
Speaker 1: is the alternative commentary con Let you oh, thanks.
Speaker 7: To the great and Zealanders addressine.
Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us on this coverage on iHeart Radio.
Speaker 12: Highlight of my day was the painting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, that went off like a frog and a
Speaker 2: socked In't at that Razine watching paint Dry promo.
Speaker 8: I don't think we lost a wicket during that promotion either.
Speaker 8: How we did, it was good stuff, really really galvanized
Speaker 8: in New Zealand.
Speaker 2: But yeah, thanks for joining us. We'll be back again
Speaker 2: tomorrow from eleven am tomorrow. Jeremy Wells, Jason Hoyt on
Speaker 2: the call tomorrow with Paul Ford, Lee Baker and Big
Speaker 2: Sandy's as well, So.
Speaker 3: Tune in from eleven tomorrow. Is that that's someone the stumps?
Speaker 2: They cry, Oh, but it was never really going to
Speaker 2: be anywhere near a wicket.
Speaker 3: So that's the end of day's play.
Speaker 2: He's on one hundred and fifty five for six, a.
Speaker 3: Lead of four.
Speaker 8: We need a hero tomorrow, Michael, We need a Who
Speaker 8: is that hero? I think it might be the man
Speaker 8: with the massage. I feel like he's fighting for his
Speaker 8: place in the Test team for next week. He wants
Speaker 8: to play at home at the Basin. He needs to plunder,
Speaker 8: he says, his time is it. He's gonna He's well,
Speaker 8: he's dressed like in both of them mustache mullet. No,
Speaker 8: he's not fat, he's thin. But apart from that, he's
Speaker 8: got a couple of both Am esque attributes right and
Speaker 8: he needs to go fillheadingly.
Speaker 2: Okay, well there you heard it first here that Nathan
Speaker 2: Smith is going to bat us to victory tomorrow and
Speaker 2: day four of this Test match.
Speaker 3: Join us saying thanks for joining us. Stay safe out
Speaker 3: there on the Saturday night. We'll see you later.
Speaker 1: As rogue as a tail ender on strike. This is
Speaker 1: the alternative commentary collect you. Oh thanks to the great
Speaker 1: New Zealanders ad Resine