1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: As rogue as a tail ender on strike. This is 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 1: the alternative commentary. Can let you oh, thanks to the 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 1: great New Zealanders add Max Raft. 4 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 2: I'm just going to point out I think Nathan Smith 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,239 Speaker 2: may have shaved a bit close into that mustache. It's 6 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 2: getting near and near the nose, Zin comes p Smith, 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 2: and that's a better delivery is it's offended back to 8 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 2: the bowl. I mean, if he goes in any further, 9 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 2: he's it's going to be troublesome. 10 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 3: Sizing with death. 11 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 4: I know it's an earnest attempt to raise money for 12 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 4: men's mental and physical health, but a certain point. 13 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:32,479 Speaker 3: I mean, if that. 14 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,959 Speaker 4: Juliet had an extra razor on it, there's waterline hate 15 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 4: crime and no does dress update here at Hagley Oval. 16 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 2: Wait, look, I mean he can't forget that the furor 17 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 2: stole it from Charlie Chaplin. 18 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 3: That's right. So have you ever auditioned to Hitler? Tried 19 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,559 Speaker 3: it just in the mirror yourself to say. 20 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 2: Smith comes in and it's good delivery, and defend it. 21 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 2: Unfortunately for me. You know how you always when you 22 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 2: shave your mustache, you always experiment, You always experience. 23 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 3: Don't tell me, guys out there. 24 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 2: Don't tell me you've shaved your mustache and left a 25 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 2: little Charlie Chaplin. Unfortunately for me, I took a photo 26 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 2: and sent it to Joe Jury. 27 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 3: Jeez. 28 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 2: Now Joe Jury has got on his phone and he 29 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 2: brings it up every time. And no doubt, who's going 30 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 2: to walk into the room in a matter of moments. 31 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 3: And show you both? Yeah, I want to see it. 32 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,120 Speaker 4: It's almost self sabotage sending that to Joe Jury because 33 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 4: he's got so much on all of us. 34 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 3: He keeps a dossier. 35 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,679 Speaker 4: And what's more impressive than the amount of stuff he 36 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 4: has is how quickly he can produce that imagery. 37 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 2: Smath then two brooks. That's a good delivery. Books is 38 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,480 Speaker 2: back and across and defense, but he just drops it down. 39 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,319 Speaker 2: They take off for a single with the Field's phially 40 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,199 Speaker 2: back Here we go, see told you as. 41 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 3: Here he is with the picture. Oh, well, it's the 42 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 3: here as well that really sets it off. 43 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 5: Oh Jesus has disconcerting. It is an it's almost historically accurate. 44 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 3: It's authentic. Yeah, it's that's a feat. It looks like 45 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 3: Central casting. 46 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 2: Well done, Mike, Well you asked the question, and they 47 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 2: deliberately back you surely you have tried. 48 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 3: Of course I have. Of course you have. And people 49 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 3: out there, he said, they haven't are lying. 50 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 4: There's footage of me dressed as a member of the 51 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 4: s S out there for a promotion. I know it 52 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 4: wasn't a promotion as a video. Lord knows what we're promoted. Well, 53 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 4: this is what I couldn't understand. Just getting the car 54 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 4: we're going down to film this thing. 55 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:19,519 Speaker 3: I've got to get back out of his seat. 56 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 2: He uses his feet as stokes. But there's a good delivery, 57 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 2: drives it down. No, we called you Wed. You were 58 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 2: supposed to be the fun Nazi who's made and then 59 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,919 Speaker 2: you turned up to spoil the video addressed as a Nazi. 60 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 4: But of course I have a beard subsequently a mustache, 61 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 4: so a fake mustache was placed over the top of 62 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 4: essentially my real mustache. And I don't know where we 63 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 4: rented that costume from, but I think the costume was 64 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,079 Speaker 4: rented and the armband was homemade. 65 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,839 Speaker 3: The arm band's got a christ instead of a swastika. 66 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean, look, I don't think the spin 67 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 4: off is going to take such a. 68 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 2: Well, they're struggling a little bit at the moment. 69 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 3: Might get away with it, It might fly under the radar. 70 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 4: I don't think they take such a friendly view of 71 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 4: it when they gets wind of it. A couple of 72 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 4: people sitting on the embankment watching away from the ground. 73 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 3: Her rock back into the attack. 74 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 2: England three hundred and twenty nine for five, so just 75 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 2: another just under four overs till the new ball there's due. 76 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 2: I think he's going to be gagging for that new 77 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 2: pill because it looks fairly easy out there at the moment. 78 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 2: It is dress up day, the forced fun day of 79 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 2: the New Zealand Cricket calendar. 80 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 3: A couple of zany Hawaiian shirts, and I told you 81 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 3: that's the Canterbury dress up. 82 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 2: Just get out the Hawaii. 83 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 3: That's your boomer dress up. Just put on a color. 84 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 2: Yep. 85 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 3: Well we've got the average Joe's in attendance. 86 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 4: That's that's movie quality replica jerseys, O rock and the 87 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 4: two brox. 88 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 3: And leg sited. 89 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 2: He whips it off the pads out to deep midwicket 90 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 2: to Conway does the fielding. They'll get another two that 91 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 2: he got, sadly said, all he's done you there is 92 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 2: the throat stokes in the smaller the back, so he 93 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 2: came through for the second, so Brook now goes to 94 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 2: one hundred and forty. 95 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 3: I would like to go. 96 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 5: I would like to come to the ground on dress 97 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 5: update as a Mexican with a comically large sombrero that 98 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 5: blocks the boomers behind me on the bank so they 99 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 5: can't see. 100 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 3: That's just my cynical take. Fat Albert goes fat Albert, 101 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,040 Speaker 3: massive fat suit. You can't do that anymore? 102 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 6: Can you? 103 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 3: Can you do this sombreller? 104 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 2: We're ork into Brook again, legs sidish and it just 105 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 2: struck him on the pad and dribbles out to squea 106 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 2: leg for a comfortable single. 107 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 3: Just not quite online at the moment. I need to 108 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 3: check with the spin off. We can you as fat Albert? 109 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,159 Speaker 3: Is that not a thing? We can't? 110 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 2: There's no repeats of fat al but I suppose he 111 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,039 Speaker 2: said that's why there's no repeatsa the Cosby showkies. 112 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 3: Well, it's so complicated, isn't it It is? Yeah, there's 113 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 3: no fat. 114 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,279 Speaker 5: Al but I mean you can't can can roll Dhale 115 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 5: got censored for using the word fatness box. They've taken 116 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 5: those words out of rod Dale's box and then reprinted 117 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,039 Speaker 5: them really massively controversial. 118 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,840 Speaker 4: I saw an interview with Jason Momore recently who was 119 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 4: married to one of Bill Cosby's kids. 120 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 3: O Rourke comes down, it's left by Starkes. 121 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 2: I've seen that interview, Is that right? 122 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 6: Yeah? 123 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 4: And it was here in New Zealand. This little have 124 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 4: been about ten years ago. I think it was just 125 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:23,719 Speaker 4: before all of the allegations were made public. 126 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,719 Speaker 5: I think we could probably bring this audio up. We could, 127 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,200 Speaker 5: I'm sure we could. Is that also on Jojoy's phone? 128 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,479 Speaker 5: It will be as one of the wildest interviews. I 129 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 5: think the interviewer may be on the glass baby. 130 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:40,600 Speaker 4: But basically the gist of the interview was does does 131 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 4: she still keep in touch with Bill Cosby? And again 132 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 4: this is before any of the allegations had come out, right, 133 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 4: And Jason Momore goes. 134 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 3: Ah, then well, you know, I don't really into Starke. 135 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 3: Starkes winds up through the cover as he goes good fielding. 136 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 7: As ruguas a tail ender on strike. 137 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 1: This the alternative commentary can let you Oh, thanks to 138 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: the great New Zealanders at resin. 139 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:11,080 Speaker 2: Man Henry Mister Darcy comes into brook Brook, hees this 140 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 2: and he's gone, He's out. Finally New Zealand of Court 141 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 2: one there was a poor shot from Brook, a tired shot, 142 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 2: and thank the Lord that Blundell took the catch, and 143 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,159 Speaker 2: the fortunate son Harry Brook has gone for one hundred 144 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 2: and seventy one. 145 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,600 Speaker 8: Yeah, one hundred and seventy one for six Harry Brook. 146 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:38,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks Jase, such a great voice. 147 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 8: Terrible running between the workers. 148 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 2: Absolutely week they went southy after the drinks break into 149 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 2: Woke's edged and court. 150 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:50,039 Speaker 3: Finally lath And catches one. 151 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 2: Ah, he's dropped three years today. 152 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,239 Speaker 9: This one was exactly the same as the previous umpires 153 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 9: are going to have a look to see whether it's carried. 154 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 3: It's pretty confident that Woke's has gone for one. 155 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,719 Speaker 8: Don't you do anything, stupid Rod Tucker. 156 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 3: Tucker and Bumblady. 157 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:12,560 Speaker 9: Hear that Tucker and Bumbatti are just having a chat. 158 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 9: You see beautiful fair in the drinks break, Paul Food 159 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 9: or was it you Lee Baker? 160 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 2: We just need a double pet trick, yeah, forty eight 161 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 2: air consent, just a puss coming around the wickets and he. 162 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 7: Spicked us in the air, high in the air. Someone's 163 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 7: underneath it. Will they take the catch? 164 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 1: You say no, it's. 165 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 3: Phillips falling short. 166 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 2: I don't have. 167 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:35,880 Speaker 7: I don't care. 168 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:41,360 Speaker 5: Though everyone's a winner, we're not, but we are. 169 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 2: Glenn Phillips finally takes one as well. He'll be relieved, 170 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 2: and that is the eighth wicket. God the leader is 171 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,400 Speaker 2: ninety seven, so he needs to go bang bang and 172 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 2: finish it off. But Nathan Smith roll the seaman, rolled 173 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 2: the fingers across the scene, was across seamer, and he 174 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 2: deserves that wicket. 175 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,240 Speaker 3: He he certainly does. Henry into beer down the work 176 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 3: at and Beshier. 177 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 2: Smash this high in the air as there's someone underneath it. 178 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 7: Yes, it's too southey, the sexy camel. 179 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 3: Thank god, someone can catch and it's. 180 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 7: The sexy camel. 181 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 2: The innings is over for four hundred and ninety nine, 182 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 2: a lead of one hundred and fifty one. But you'd 183 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:29,440 Speaker 2: have to say pull Ford, big Sandy's that lead should 184 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,520 Speaker 2: be below one hundred at least if all seven catches 185 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 2: was at seven or eight, I lost count may well 186 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 2: be eight dropped by New Zealand. It wasn't a great 187 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 2: day in the field for them today and used today. 188 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 2: But finally they've extinguished this English innings. The sexy camel 189 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:51,120 Speaker 2: with a good catch, running catching over his shoulder. Henry 190 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 2: gets four wickets as rug as a tail ender on strike. 191 00:08:55,720 --> 00:09:01,240 Speaker 1: This is the Alternative Commentary Collective thanks to the great 192 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,280 Speaker 1: New Zealanders at resin. 193 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,559 Speaker 2: Jesus are molder in up in the left here in 194 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 2: corner there. 195 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 3: So do you spend a bit of time up the 196 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,880 Speaker 3: Adventure Park here? Lee Baker? Well, I used to. 197 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 5: It's not far from my home in the hills in 198 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 5: christ Church. By the way, it's not Fendleton, that's the 199 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 5: center of swinging in christ Church. It's actually the Kashmere Hills. 200 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,760 Speaker 3: Real people don't talk about it, but. 201 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,960 Speaker 2: I know a couple of people up in the Keshmere 202 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,080 Speaker 2: Hills and then comes at concerning left by conways. 203 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you do. Yeah, I was. 204 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 5: In the Adventure Park. It's a great park. If you're 205 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,679 Speaker 5: into mountain biking. It's a young man's game. 206 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 4: What if you're into Arson light Arson very popular, very 207 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,200 Speaker 4: popular and look down upon. 208 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:50,320 Speaker 5: Not ideal for sure, but yeah, but popular. I was 209 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:55,800 Speaker 5: riding my electric bikes. Yeah, I know I'm never going back, 210 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 5: but I was riding an electric mountain bike camera. They're heavier, 211 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,280 Speaker 5: they're heavy machines. And I came around a corner and 212 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,800 Speaker 5: lost the front end and went straight into a tree. 213 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 5: I flew bodily into the tree. 214 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,920 Speaker 2: I canned a Conway oh on the drive and gets 215 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 2: inside edge to Bashir at midwickets. 216 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 3: Not really wanted to go. 217 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,480 Speaker 5: I mean, I went over the bars and I was 218 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,840 Speaker 5: earborne flying at the tree, and I thought, this is 219 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:19,680 Speaker 5: a this is paralysis horizontal and somehow I landed just 220 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 5: in front of it and just sort of scraped in 221 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 5: like a badly landed jumbo jet. 222 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:24,320 Speaker 3: Scraped up. 223 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,680 Speaker 5: My face went straight into the base of the tree, 224 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,640 Speaker 5: bounced off it because I remember feeling my head hit 225 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:32,720 Speaker 5: the tree, obviously, and then I remember being amazed that 226 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,880 Speaker 5: I was conscious, and I thought I've got away with this. 227 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,960 Speaker 5: And then I was using my hands and moved my legs, 228 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,360 Speaker 5: and then I was just joyous. 229 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 3: And then these people came down to check on me. 230 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,200 Speaker 2: At consented and too. Conway defends this and it goes 231 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,720 Speaker 2: to Bethel just behind point. 232 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 5: There's no run, and like a decent man, I got up. 233 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,160 Speaker 5: I got back on the bike and I rode it 234 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 5: down out of the park. And I wasn't going to 235 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,040 Speaker 5: join the legion of people that I get. They have 236 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,400 Speaker 5: to get chopped out, so that's that's why you'll find 237 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:04,080 Speaker 5: every weekend there's a trouble going into the bench park. 238 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,679 Speaker 4: Is that why they always try to burn all the 239 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,719 Speaker 4: trees off get rid of the hazards. 240 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 5: Well, there's a lot of bodies I need to get 241 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 5: rid of and the only way to clear them is 242 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,319 Speaker 5: to open up the ground a bit. 243 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 3: So swinging. 244 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,719 Speaker 2: More often found in Keshmere. That con sent all the 245 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,320 Speaker 2: beats the outside edge of Conway. It's a good delivery 246 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,120 Speaker 2: just straight's on Conway Keshmere Hills. 247 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,480 Speaker 3: I see much cottaging in Keshmere. I think you'll find 248 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 3: that's on the flats. 249 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's something that cottaging's more in the Hagley Park 250 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,400 Speaker 2: right and the toilets Bromley. 251 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,560 Speaker 3: Find any cottaging in Bromley? I don't know much about Bromley. 252 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,120 Speaker 2: How the Bromley stench has that's gone off there with 253 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,720 Speaker 2: the Bromley stinch down there, the rotting old sewage plant 254 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,679 Speaker 2: after the earthquakes. 255 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,679 Speaker 5: Christ has just got a few branding issues, hasn't it 256 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:51,960 Speaker 5: a few work ons? 257 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,480 Speaker 2: It's getting a bit of that. 258 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:54,199 Speaker 3: We had a good time. 259 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,920 Speaker 2: It's that consent is left by Conway. 260 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,720 Speaker 3: Watchful this time the cruising Sea and the new written 261 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,719 Speaker 3: mall not quote what it once was. Well, i'll tell 262 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,920 Speaker 3: you what's it goes down down there now it's. 263 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:12,319 Speaker 5: So it's so deserted that it's rustic and charming, almost 264 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,960 Speaker 5: has an almost literary desolation. 265 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:18,400 Speaker 3: Can I say that? But it's clinging onto life and 266 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 3: that's the main thing. Do you still find hookers floating 267 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,800 Speaker 3: down the heath Coke? I think you can order them 268 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,559 Speaker 3: online now. 269 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:29,520 Speaker 1: Okay, as rugue as a tail ender on strike. This 270 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,679 Speaker 1: is the alternative commentary collect you, Oh, thanks to the. 271 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 10: Great New Zealanders at resin gas blaster. And it was 272 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 10: first over a pool shot in the air. 273 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:47,880 Speaker 2: And caught at midwicket by Atkinson. What a good that's 274 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 2: a great catch. Conway's shaking his head saying check it. 275 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,960 Speaker 2: But he went back for the pol shot in quite time. 276 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 2: It It was low into the left of Atkinson. He's 277 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,680 Speaker 2: caught it just off the grass seat. Bob Letty is 278 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:05,760 Speaker 2: going to have a look. 279 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:09,360 Speaker 10: He's going to ask go upstairs for what. 280 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:10,400 Speaker 3: I think. 281 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,920 Speaker 5: I think that Devin Como was shaking his head in 282 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,240 Speaker 5: the quality of a shot there. 283 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,760 Speaker 3: I think he knows he's out. 284 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 6: I've checked the feted livery best all catch pas. 285 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,520 Speaker 3: This is going to continue. A hole will run for Conway. 286 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:29,280 Speaker 2: It's diving and let's look at that. 287 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,559 Speaker 3: That's just now taking a catch. 288 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:36,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's no, he's rubbed it along the grass. 289 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,280 Speaker 3: At what point is the catch taken? 290 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:38,440 Speaker 6: Though? 291 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,120 Speaker 3: Understood he's cleanly caught it. 292 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,840 Speaker 11: It's just whether he's grasped it along seasons, big mets 293 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,240 Speaker 11: there and then he grasses it there. 294 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 3: Used the ground to maintain position. Yeah, do you reckon? 295 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,240 Speaker 5: But he's going to give it screen, He's going to 296 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 5: give it out, and you've got to give that out. 297 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I can't have a chick went into 298 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,240 Speaker 2: his hands. It's just how he sas just out of 299 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,560 Speaker 2: his palm there. They're gonna give it out because otherwise 300 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:04,560 Speaker 2: he looks at it for ages. 301 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:09,400 Speaker 3: So Conway's gone for eight. This is how you catch. 302 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:11,000 Speaker 2: It. 303 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,200 Speaker 4: Was a bit of conjecture as to whether this was 304 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,600 Speaker 4: a tough field to catch on. 305 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,200 Speaker 3: You'd have to say England have come out and put 306 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:19,680 Speaker 3: that to bed. 307 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's gonna still trailed by one hundred and 308 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:22,360 Speaker 2: twenty eight. 309 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 1: Can't John ever leave even when it's outside the line. 310 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:30,720 Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary collective. 311 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:35,080 Speaker 7: Oh thanks to the Great New Zealanders. Add MaTx rath. 312 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,800 Speaker 2: Atkinson wicket to wicket, Glimpson defense. You know someone else 313 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 2: who he walks a strange pit, Eric Young, He walks 314 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 2: his cat on a leash. 315 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Speaker 3: I've heard that, I've heard that. I've I've walked my 316 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:54,200 Speaker 3: cat on a leash before, so as Joe Jo's walked 317 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,360 Speaker 3: ass have you hit on a leash? 318 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,600 Speaker 4: My cat got in a fight and its head got infected, 319 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,800 Speaker 4: swelled up to the size of a grape fruit and 320 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,800 Speaker 4: had to have basically a milkshake straw inserted into its 321 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 4: head as a drain. 322 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,800 Speaker 3: Hackinson comes in. 323 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 2: And it's a good solid drive from Williamson through the 324 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,160 Speaker 2: field or at short cover and down to the boundary 325 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:14,760 Speaker 2: for four. 326 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 3: Lovely shot from steady. 327 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 2: The ship went straight through the hands of murder she 328 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 2: woke and down to the boundary for four New Zee 329 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 2: on twenty for one. 330 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:24,960 Speaker 3: So it's going a milkshake. 331 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,600 Speaker 4: Straw in its head and that's weeping out. Actually ruined 332 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,000 Speaker 4: all of the upholster and our lounge and the carpet 333 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 4: and also the sheets on our beards. 334 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,160 Speaker 2: Was it weeping out its head like some. 335 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,400 Speaker 3: Sort of blowhole? 336 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,000 Speaker 4: Basically, well, picture a straw basically just pierced through the 337 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,880 Speaker 4: top of its head with both ends of the straw 338 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 4: protruding out, and so it was leaking from both ends 339 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 4: of its head amber fluid Atkinson. 340 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,840 Speaker 2: Oh oh, that just about plays there, hon does Williamson 341 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,680 Speaker 2: is that classic shody plays right under his eyes and 342 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,920 Speaker 2: it's often been as undoing where it bounces back into 343 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,560 Speaker 2: a stumps, you know, it bounce back and he went 344 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,360 Speaker 2: to kick it away, just got it in time. 345 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 4: But as a result, it had the cone of shame 346 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,520 Speaker 4: on its head, so it couldn't pluck away it as 347 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 4: we say replay here ball just getting towards the stumps. 348 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 4: Williamson takes a swipe of it with the hoof and misses. 349 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,320 Speaker 4: So my cat couldn't go outside obviously couldn't get through 350 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 4: the cat door because of the cone of shame, and 351 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,480 Speaker 4: if it ran away with the cone on, it's all sorts. 352 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,160 Speaker 4: So the dot the vet actually gave us a harness. 353 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,800 Speaker 3: At Constant comes in. 354 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,040 Speaker 2: It's fallen, driven back to the bottle of powerfully by Williamson. 355 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 4: He's on twelve because it wouldn't go to the toilet 356 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,920 Speaker 4: inside either, So now I'm out and a shed block 357 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,640 Speaker 4: of flats with a shed lawn, standing with a cat 358 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:45,160 Speaker 4: on a harness with a kind of shame taking a shit. 359 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,400 Speaker 3: As my neighbor comes out, he goes, oh, hey, what 360 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,520 Speaker 3: do you have to And. 361 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 4: I, at all of thirty years old, standing there with 362 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,920 Speaker 4: my cat, said, I've just taken my cat for a dump. 363 00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:01,440 Speaker 3: How did its entire head get infected? Negligent to that cat, 364 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,320 Speaker 3: It's consent. 365 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,439 Speaker 2: Fallen driven by Williamson backs in a bowler. 366 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, negligence, I think, was the answer to that. 367 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,439 Speaker 4: We didn't notice it for a good couple of days, 368 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden one day, my partner, 369 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,600 Speaker 4: who works with animals, she came home and realized that 370 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,000 Speaker 4: it's heat had swollen so much that it couldn't sell 371 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,920 Speaker 4: out its eyes anymore. 372 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,919 Speaker 3: You just thought that was the breed, did you, I 373 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,480 Speaker 3: thought he had a fever or something. It's just going 374 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:26,840 Speaker 3: to get me. The whole cat. 375 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,200 Speaker 2: Sounds like it should have got the same treatment as Belfast. 376 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,720 Speaker 3: No, no front teeth, missing a fang. Oh my god, 377 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:33,600 Speaker 3: put it down. 378 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:33,920 Speaker 11: Yep. 379 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,600 Speaker 2: And it's a prime case that consent comes in to 380 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,840 Speaker 2: Williamson's a no ball, that last ball, so it's going 381 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 2: to have to bowl another couple. 382 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 4: And we hadn't lost its fang actually as a cat, 383 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,639 Speaker 4: and they had to pull it out because it had 384 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:50,080 Speaker 4: snapped off, and said, we can replace it with a 385 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:54,000 Speaker 4: false white one, or we can leave it, you know, missing, 386 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,240 Speaker 4: or we could put a gold on it. What And 387 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,159 Speaker 4: I said, so you're telling me I could give my 388 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 4: cat the money. But and I mild the if we 389 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,480 Speaker 4: maled it over, it wasn't a lot of gold, you know, 390 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 4: it's a very small tooth. Oh actual gold, but I 391 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,639 Speaker 4: presume not, but I'd like to think it was okay. 392 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,200 Speaker 2: Then comes out consent into Williamson. He leaves this one 393 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,000 Speaker 2: wired outside. I'll stump that's the end of the open. 394 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,440 Speaker 2: He's on twenty one for one. 395 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,639 Speaker 4: But our missus was against the idea of putting gold 396 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,600 Speaker 4: into the face of our cat for fear of it 397 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,840 Speaker 4: getting pawned by someone finding it on the side of 398 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 4: the street and tagging it into the local cash converters. 399 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:35,679 Speaker 3: Pulling a gold tooth out of the front of it. 400 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:39,440 Speaker 4: So as a result, it snails when its top loop 401 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,400 Speaker 4: gets hooked on where it's fang should be. 402 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,240 Speaker 3: Have you still got this cat? 403 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:44,760 Speaker 2: This cat? 404 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,040 Speaker 6: Yep? 405 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:46,920 Speaker 3: Still got it? Moose? Moose is it home. 406 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 4: Yep, we just cut a whole lot of our fence 407 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 4: so we can get in and out. He cannot help himself. 408 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:56,240 Speaker 4: He loves a scrap, loves nothing more. My screensaver on 409 00:18:56,280 --> 00:19:00,880 Speaker 4: my phone as him wasting the neighbor's cat, which had 410 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,399 Speaker 4: a collar on at the time of the fight. The 411 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,440 Speaker 4: gray one's mind, the black one is the neighbor's cat, 412 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 4: and the neighbor's cat had a collar on. My missus 413 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 4: took that photo. We came home to the neighbor's collar 414 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:12,000 Speaker 4: in our front yard. 415 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,040 Speaker 3: Casts into the attack. 416 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,680 Speaker 2: The car's blast up becomes across conway to the left hander, 417 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 2: and it's massive wide and we doesn't need to hit this, 418 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,800 Speaker 2: So they musing on trail by one hundred and thirty 419 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,760 Speaker 2: runs twenty one for one, got England all out for 420 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,160 Speaker 2: four hundred and ninety nine earlier today. 421 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,520 Speaker 3: Just tuning in. Welcome into cat Chat. 422 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,120 Speaker 4: Most problematic thing my cat's ever done, though, Just about 423 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,560 Speaker 4: all of that, because in our last flat, our neighbor 424 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,880 Speaker 4: would leave their clothing out on a clothes force sap 425 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,600 Speaker 4: in the front door, and they would have their delegates 426 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,399 Speaker 4: on the bottom rung, which was low enough for my 427 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,879 Speaker 4: cat to fetch and bring back into my house cast Blaster. 428 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,800 Speaker 2: That's a bit of delivery to left hand and across 429 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,760 Speaker 2: the top of off. But defended by Koonwake. 430 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,520 Speaker 4: That was harder to explain because I would come home 431 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,919 Speaker 4: and there would be another woman's underwear on the fl 432 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:00,960 Speaker 4: or of my lounge. 433 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,960 Speaker 3: What can andi is we talking here? 434 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,640 Speaker 2: Ge bangers bring briefs. 435 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:09,879 Speaker 4: Not quite a g lacey though, racy for sure, red 436 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,720 Speaker 4: black not red, sort of your neutral colors. 437 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,680 Speaker 3: See what, yeah you nude color? A nude color? Yeah, 438 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,720 Speaker 3: I think your cat's trying to take you down. Well, 439 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,000 Speaker 3: it wasn't trapment, feline and trapment. 440 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 2: Pussy entrapment. It's got the best of us as cast blast, 441 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,680 Speaker 2: and that's a good delivery cross Conwayne. 442 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 3: He leaves it through to the keeper. 443 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,359 Speaker 4: So the first issue I had was obviously the missus 444 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,000 Speaker 4: not believing the tall tail that my cat is bringing 445 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,080 Speaker 4: my neighbors underwear and then leaving them on the floor 446 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,600 Speaker 4: until one day she witnessed it happening herself. So by 447 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,280 Speaker 4: that stage I had my missus back on side, which 448 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:49,000 Speaker 4: I needed because I couldn't return the underwear to the neighbor. 449 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,760 Speaker 3: What did you do? Just put it in your drawer. 450 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,639 Speaker 4: Well, I had to get the missus to do it, 451 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,679 Speaker 4: just in case we got caught doing it, as she 452 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,639 Speaker 4: would as we're going up the driveway just sort of 453 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 4: toss it so it looks like it had fallen off 454 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,880 Speaker 4: the clothes horse. 455 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,240 Speaker 2: Cast Blasted drives on the app does Conway through the covers. 456 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,879 Speaker 2: He won't get a boundary, quite get it all the 457 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 2: timing of it. They just lazily come through for two 458 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,920 Speaker 2: though could have been three there, but quite happy just 459 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,239 Speaker 2: for two. 460 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:23,320 Speaker 4: One day, I can't brought an entire men's button down 461 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,680 Speaker 4: shirt into our lounge and we were up a staircase 462 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,040 Speaker 4: at that time. 463 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,920 Speaker 3: That's quite a hall. It is quite a hall. It's 464 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:32,440 Speaker 3: a good shit. 465 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:33,320 Speaker 2: Yep. 466 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,679 Speaker 4: It was good blue and white, sort of stropie number 467 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:40,280 Speaker 4: business casual. Neighbors shit, yeah, neighbors shit, neighbors. Shit must 468 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,800 Speaker 4: have fallen off. I can't imagine he would have got 469 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,200 Speaker 4: that off the top of the clothes. 470 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 10: Horse cars Blaster was first over pool shot oh in 471 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,520 Speaker 10: the air. 472 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:53,440 Speaker 2: And caught at midwicket by Atkinson. Quite a good that's 473 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,359 Speaker 2: a great catch. Conway's shaking his head saying check it. 474 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,240 Speaker 2: But he went back for the pool shop in quiet 475 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,160 Speaker 2: time it. It was low into the left of Atkinson. 476 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,879 Speaker 2: He's dived caught it just off the grass. 477 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,160 Speaker 6: Seat. 478 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,320 Speaker 3: Bob Letty is going to have a look. 479 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:14,920 Speaker 2: He's going to ask go upstairs for what. 480 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:15,960 Speaker 3: I think. 481 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,639 Speaker 5: I think that Devin was shaking his head and the 482 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,800 Speaker 5: quality of a shot there. 483 00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:21,320 Speaker 3: I think he knows he's out. 484 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,040 Speaker 6: I checked the feted delivery best of all the catch keys. 485 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,080 Speaker 3: This is going to continue. A hole will run for Conway. 486 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 2: It's diving and let's look at that. 487 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:39,600 Speaker 3: That's just now called taking a catch. Yeah, that's no. 488 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,480 Speaker 2: He's rubbed it along the grass. 489 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,840 Speaker 3: At what point is the catch taken? 490 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:44,000 Speaker 6: Though? 491 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,680 Speaker 3: Understood he's cleanly caught it. 492 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:50,399 Speaker 11: It's just whether he's grasped it along seasons big mets 493 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,679 Speaker 11: there and then he grasses it there, used the ground 494 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,719 Speaker 11: to maintain position. 495 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:59,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, you reckon, But he's going to give it screen, 496 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,000 Speaker 2: he's going to give it. 497 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,920 Speaker 3: You've got to give that out. Yeah, I mean, I 498 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,439 Speaker 3: can't have a. 499 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,960 Speaker 2: Chur went into his hands. It's just how you he 500 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,239 Speaker 2: says just out of his palm there. They're gonna give 501 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,119 Speaker 2: it out. But otherwise he looks at it for ages. 502 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,160 Speaker 2: So Conway's gone for eight. 503 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,879 Speaker 7: This is how as Rugue is a tail ender on strike. 504 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,840 Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary collective. 505 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,880 Speaker 7: Oh thanks to the great New Zealanders. 506 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:29,480 Speaker 8: Addressin high on the back. It's down to creepy Crawley 507 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,320 Speaker 8: and they take a single. 508 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:35,880 Speaker 4: Well, I guess again that is gonna dictate what utensil 509 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,000 Speaker 4: I'm gonna use to paint it because we don't have enough. 510 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:47,200 Speaker 3: Plywood there too. Do a sem stop big enough. 511 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,320 Speaker 8: Kami Linton clocks up nine thousand. 512 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:54,000 Speaker 5: Runs, That's what I want to hear in my obsession 513 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,560 Speaker 5: with came Willimson becoming the first New Zealand test cricket 514 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:57,800 Speaker 5: undercore ten thousand runs. 515 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,040 Speaker 3: He's now within a thousand. 516 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,159 Speaker 8: It's quite a niche statistic. I mean it's about like 517 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,080 Speaker 8: one hundred and fifty For me. I'm not that interested 518 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,440 Speaker 8: in him reaching nine thousand. 519 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,080 Speaker 3: Well, he's the first New Zealander to be there. 520 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,959 Speaker 8: I just don't care. You just don't care. I mean 521 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,480 Speaker 8: I wanted to get ten, don't get me wrong. As 522 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,320 Speaker 8: pass Atkinson comes in, he doesn't care. And Revenger Duck's 523 00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:14,000 Speaker 8: under the short. 524 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,040 Speaker 3: It's exciting for me. He's on the home stretch a 525 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,800 Speaker 3: cast and it's short and pulled. But in the air, 526 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,320 Speaker 3: someone's underneath and I've got it. I sucked in. 527 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,840 Speaker 2: There's a here he rev. 528 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,480 Speaker 3: And the calf plaster. 529 00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:34,800 Speaker 2: It was short and screaming with celebration as Stokes because 530 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,560 Speaker 2: Revenger went back and creamed. It went straight down the 531 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,800 Speaker 2: throat of Jacob Bethel's beach. 532 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 3: Well, it looks like that was part of the plan, 533 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,840 Speaker 3: wasn't it. And it came off. 534 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,880 Speaker 5: And that's why they're so happy, the English, because they 535 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,760 Speaker 5: of course have been taking their catchers as. 536 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,919 Speaker 7: Rugue as a tail ender on strike. 537 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:57,439 Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary collect you oh, thanks to 538 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,639 Speaker 1: the great Zealanders at Resin. 539 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the end of the over. It's the end 540 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,960 Speaker 2: of the goose pieces. Tenth number twenty nine thirty ever 541 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,919 Speaker 2: has gone. He's on trail by fifty. It's all very 542 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,680 Speaker 2: nice numbers one hundred and one for three. 543 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 8: Does it change your opinion of him that he likes 544 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,240 Speaker 8: Richard Headley as well as Curtly Ambrose. 545 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,879 Speaker 2: I look at his profile was way better than the 546 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,320 Speaker 2: other guys who drink tea in Fanta. 547 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,440 Speaker 8: Yeah, no, he's the Fanta guy. 548 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,200 Speaker 3: Oh he know. 549 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,200 Speaker 8: But that was sort of a hat tip to Dale Stain. 550 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,680 Speaker 4: Fellas we've had the okay, we've had the results ratified. Yes, 551 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,480 Speaker 4: by the good constable has been shoaling in the corner 552 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 4: all day of the Razine watching paint dry thousand dollars 553 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,479 Speaker 4: cash on thousand dollars from the color shop at Razine 554 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,680 Speaker 4: as well. It was exactly when I said stop the clock, 555 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,760 Speaker 4: which was at fifty one forty, which means Olivia Harris 556 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:45,080 Speaker 4: is what. 557 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,800 Speaker 2: Olivia Harris just as Kane Williamson strokes it to the 558 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 2: boundary through the covers from a ranked wide ball from. 559 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:57,119 Speaker 3: Bushier takes him to forty eight. Wow, brilliant work, Olivia. 560 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,840 Speaker 3: Well done, Olivia you are. 561 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 2: We'll get that prize out to you in about forty 562 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,800 Speaker 2: five working days. 563 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,080 Speaker 3: And you have to take the painting. 564 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,680 Speaker 2: Yes, you've got to take the painting. You've got to 565 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,440 Speaker 2: pick it up. We're not sending. 566 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:12,040 Speaker 3: It as as were as as rugue as a tail 567 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,119 Speaker 3: ender on strike. 568 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:18,520 Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary, can let you Oh, thanks 569 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,840 Speaker 1: to the great New Zealanders at resin. 570 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,800 Speaker 2: So in terms of our comedy punting, that one's over 571 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 2: the Hawaiian shirt. 572 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,560 Speaker 3: I've won that, yep. So there was over six. 573 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,160 Speaker 2: And a half boomers and Hawaiian shirts appearing on dress 574 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,120 Speaker 2: up day. 575 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,679 Speaker 3: Ye man, Now this one here is interesting. 576 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,800 Speaker 2: We've only had one helicopter come in from the adventure park. 577 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,320 Speaker 3: That's right. We sit there over under at four and 578 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,159 Speaker 3: a half and that was strictly based. 579 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,520 Speaker 12: Off useterday was a busy day. 580 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,440 Speaker 2: We had three coming yesterday. Yeah, and that was a Friday. Yes, 581 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:52,440 Speaker 2: So we're thinking a nice day. Yep, eventure part would 582 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:57,120 Speaker 2: have been rammed. There's reaches for this. Williamson almost hits 583 00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:58,560 Speaker 2: it too well to mid off. 584 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,560 Speaker 3: There's no run. Sorry. 585 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,639 Speaker 13: I was going to say my theory for the Fridays 586 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:06,399 Speaker 13: was I think the boomer dads have wagged work for 587 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,639 Speaker 13: that afternoon and just gone for a quiet right. I 588 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,639 Speaker 13: think on the Saturdays it's more family set, taking it 589 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,080 Speaker 13: a bit more casual, and. 590 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,760 Speaker 3: I wonder how many of them are in attendance. Here, oh, 591 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,840 Speaker 3: here go it comes another one. 592 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:26,640 Speaker 4: Ye okay, so almost as if on cue interesting point 593 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:31,840 Speaker 4: being raised by Lilly on the ones and twos, what 594 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,720 Speaker 4: if it's the same trip. 595 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,680 Speaker 2: The helicopters leave, they don't land the HELLI, they don't 596 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,600 Speaker 2: land the chopper there, they get out of there. It's 597 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,600 Speaker 2: a drop and go situation. Is that's a good delivery 598 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:46,880 Speaker 2: from Bashier defended by Williamson. That's over and he's on 599 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,639 Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty two for three this trail by nineteen. 600 00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:53,280 Speaker 13: It does sound like an incoming helicopter since we've heard 601 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,840 Speaker 13: it from the distance coming in closer. 602 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,760 Speaker 2: I reckon, this is going to be a This is 603 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,720 Speaker 2: going to be a thriller. This one that's will be 604 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,880 Speaker 2: that could come down to the world because last this 605 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,440 Speaker 2: is the same time last night that the activity picked up. 606 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 4: And look, if we are still sitting here in an 607 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,880 Speaker 4: hour and we're sitting on four. Of course the over 608 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,560 Speaker 4: unders at four and a half. If one of you 609 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 4: is could just shoot up the hill, get yourself into 610 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:17,480 Speaker 4: some sort of wreck, off your off your mountain bike, 611 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,760 Speaker 4: you could just call it in and actually you'd want 612 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,600 Speaker 4: to probably head up now, yeah, because you want to 613 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,240 Speaker 4: get to the top of the run and really do 614 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,600 Speaker 4: a number on yourself and then call the chopper because they. 615 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,440 Speaker 2: May take a minute to get it to prehemptive strike. 616 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 2: Call the chopper before you get down the mountain the. 617 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,880 Speaker 3: Choppy way up there, Book the chopper. 618 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,480 Speaker 4: Hey, look, I'm seriously considering coming off my bike into 619 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,120 Speaker 4: a tree in the next sort of ten to fifteen. 620 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,760 Speaker 12: So if you could doing it for the Accyeah. 621 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 3: If you could get the helo up there the prehemptive strike. 622 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:44,840 Speaker 12: Do you reckon? 623 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,560 Speaker 13: We could chuck in at ACCC they ship if someone who. 624 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,600 Speaker 12: Text them to say that they were that fourth fifth. 625 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,320 Speaker 2: Designer quirks into Mitchell. Mitchell looks across as Crease, almost 626 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 2: over to off Stump and defends this. 627 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 3: I wonder what Richard mccauls up Tuesday. 628 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,600 Speaker 4: I mean, I know he's asumed to get out in 629 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 4: the helicopter any given opportunity. 630 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,400 Speaker 2: Well, he could just go up and down and we 631 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,760 Speaker 2: wouldn't know any better just landed. 632 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,080 Speaker 12: We're just purely going off the noise. 633 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,400 Speaker 7: Yeah, visuals correct. 634 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,800 Speaker 2: So we're presuming he's a middle aged men coming with 635 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,560 Speaker 2: in likra with broken collar bones from the Adventure Park. 636 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 3: Well, if it's just the. 637 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,240 Speaker 4: Chopper, I mean, anyone in christ you just go one 638 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,400 Speaker 4: fly by Michael Hell if you're. 639 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,440 Speaker 2: Around works into Metchell. 640 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,200 Speaker 3: Mitchell leaves this one through to the keeper. 641 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,120 Speaker 13: When we say boomers and helicopters, were not meaning boomers 642 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,560 Speaker 13: doing the helicopter. 643 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,040 Speaker 2: No no, not their visual no no no no, not 644 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,120 Speaker 2: the kind of waving the downstairs around. 645 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:44,200 Speaker 4: I think everyone loses at that point. I'll set the 646 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,480 Speaker 4: over under aero point five and I'll put my life 647 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,800 Speaker 4: servings on under, just praying that I don't have to 648 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,760 Speaker 4: see one. 649 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,880 Speaker 3: So unusual fielding set up. 650 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,720 Speaker 2: There's got almost like a second slip and almost a 651 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,400 Speaker 2: fifth slip short cover point cover in a mid off 652 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,960 Speaker 2: sin comes Wokes. It's something too excited and worked comfortably 653 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,920 Speaker 2: into mid wicket for a. 654 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 13: Single well, someone that's tacks in to say that they're 655 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:16,080 Speaker 13: going to intentionally injured themselves. So that g lane, what 656 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,040 Speaker 13: tost to cost you the bed? 657 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:18,720 Speaker 6: Well? 658 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:22,560 Speaker 2: I I went, I can't remember what I did in 659 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,120 Speaker 2: the four and a half. 660 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,800 Speaker 3: I see it overs. I see it overs as well. 661 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:29,240 Speaker 3: It was, which is uncharacteristic of me. Yeah, because you're 662 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:29,840 Speaker 3: the undertaker. 663 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll turn my back on who I am. 664 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,520 Speaker 12: Did you got overs on the trumpet? 665 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, I went unders. 666 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 3: I'd like to change mine. 667 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,360 Speaker 2: I'm on the trumpet. Yeah, okay, you get an undertaker 668 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,360 Speaker 2: and an undertaker. I'll take the under thin comes so 669 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,880 Speaker 2: that's close. That's closer, and it's gone. I'll be w 670 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,920 Speaker 2: he got stuck on the crease. Kane Williams and he's 671 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,240 Speaker 2: got to review it. He's got to review it. He's 672 00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:01,440 Speaker 2: our best batsman trumpet. Yes, he is reviewing it. But 673 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,840 Speaker 2: it just did a bit off the pitch and caught 674 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,200 Speaker 2: on the crease. Kane Williamson, he got fired. The trumpet 675 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,360 Speaker 2: came out. So that's one for the trumpet director with 676 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,800 Speaker 2: the player of you for LBW Unfield decision art. 677 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 6: I've checked his speed del front. 678 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:25,400 Speaker 2: On keys, Okay, trumpets piping up, so I've counted that. 679 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:31,720 Speaker 2: Listen it inside each year please oh, otherwise it's out. 680 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,920 Speaker 6: Can I go to old trash confirmed. 681 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,240 Speaker 2: That mate could hit him outside the line, but I 682 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 2: don't or hype maybe, but it's been given out. 683 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,520 Speaker 3: This is the problem. The problem is he has been 684 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:49,200 Speaker 3: given out. Are only savior and unfortunately. 685 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,960 Speaker 2: No, And then it might have been it might be 686 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,200 Speaker 2: clipping the top of off, but it's been given out. 687 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,760 Speaker 6: We'll tracking and ready, please. 688 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,800 Speaker 3: We wanted to go over. We wanted to go over 689 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,600 Speaker 3: over over, decision over over. 690 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,520 Speaker 2: Oh, jam mate, that's right the top of Middle wickshed. 691 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,600 Speaker 2: My dad is out top of middle and off and 692 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,360 Speaker 2: Caine Williamson steady the ship. 693 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,360 Speaker 3: The ship is on the rocks. 694 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,520 Speaker 2: We lose our fourth work Cap we still trail by 695 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,560 Speaker 2: eighteen disaster. 696 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,640 Speaker 3: This as a disaster, disaster for the black Caps. 697 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,840 Speaker 4: Sixty one off eighty six. He was starting to look 698 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,160 Speaker 4: reasonably well settled. The runs went flying, but there's no 699 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:36,400 Speaker 4: slouch himself. And all we wanted today was to lamp 700 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,200 Speaker 4: back into the sheds with five people having been helicopter 701 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,120 Speaker 4: to the hospital, thirteen blasts on the trumpet, fifteen boomers 702 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,400 Speaker 4: in the Hawaiian shirts of partridge in a pear tree, 703 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,120 Speaker 4: and these two still at the crease. And unfortunately for us, 704 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:58,080 Speaker 4: Williamson goes sixty one off eighty six, thirty Mark Bager. 705 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:04,600 Speaker 2: Shut. So it's all on these next two batsmen. And 706 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,280 Speaker 2: you have to say these two and Glenn Phillips are 707 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,120 Speaker 2: the only hope when you zee on to set her 708 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,040 Speaker 2: total here. 709 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:20,760 Speaker 4: Under with a mountain of work. Today it hasn't been. 710 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,840 Speaker 4: It wasn't all too effective in the first innings. 711 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,360 Speaker 2: Was he this angle to a just hip moving in 712 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:32,480 Speaker 2: with the arm put him on the crease And they 713 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,160 Speaker 2: knew as soon as it hit the pair it was 714 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:41,280 Speaker 2: a good shout. And Rod Tucker, goddamn mother Tucker. 715 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 3: He had to review it. He had to review it. 716 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,680 Speaker 2: Because there's a chance that it would have been going 717 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,640 Speaker 2: over well. 718 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,760 Speaker 3: One of the reviews. 719 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,240 Speaker 4: Anytime Kane Williamson's and your team should be reserved for 720 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,600 Speaker 4: Kane Williamson as a rule. 721 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,440 Speaker 2: Well, there is some positive news in a positive ray 722 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,320 Speaker 2: of sunshine in here. 723 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,960 Speaker 3: Most partnership runs for New Zealand betting on. 724 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,080 Speaker 7: The outside, back to back weekends. 725 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,120 Speaker 3: Blood Bell's gone for a. 726 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:13,360 Speaker 2: Golden Dark, he's gone up to review it. 727 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,040 Speaker 3: And they've also run him out. 728 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,120 Speaker 4: Can it be a commentator's curse if you're only halfway 729 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:19,840 Speaker 4: through delivering it. 730 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,279 Speaker 2: No, you're on a. 731 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:29,840 Speaker 6: Bed. 732 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:35,840 Speaker 3: I delivered the full curse. You're on a I was 733 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,319 Speaker 3: going to say that Tom Blende. 734 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,440 Speaker 2: And Darryl Mitchell have the most partnership runs for New 735 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,680 Speaker 2: Zealand a test series. 736 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:49,360 Speaker 3: I take your pad. No, nothing there but the bats. No, 737 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,160 Speaker 3: it's going to be close. I don't think he's I 738 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,000 Speaker 3: think he's not hit there. You think it's hit his 739 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,960 Speaker 3: back pad. I don't know what it has hit. I'm 740 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,200 Speaker 3: just saying, no, he's gone. 741 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,560 Speaker 2: No, he's gone, he's gone. 742 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,279 Speaker 3: Oh No, give me another beer. 743 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,839 Speaker 2: You're gonna drip away through this. 744 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,560 Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, folks is back to back. 745 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,279 Speaker 2: You know what really pisses me off as them going 746 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,200 Speaker 2: let's go bang bang. 747 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,839 Speaker 3: Yep, and they've gone bang bang. 748 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:23,240 Speaker 4: That's exactly what they've done, back to back balls. I'd 749 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,839 Speaker 4: love to know your thoughts on three two or three 750 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,960 Speaker 4: sex about the legitimacy of a commentator's curse have delivered? 751 00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:38,440 Speaker 4: Or was Glane saved only by his third grade reading ability? 752 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,520 Speaker 3: Your honor the bats my defense. I was trying to 753 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:47,000 Speaker 3: work out what the stat was. He's pleaded literacy, I know. 754 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 2: So the debut Tom Nathan Smith is going to come 755 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,440 Speaker 2: out and. 756 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:57,240 Speaker 3: Have to face a hat trick delivery. Oh it's Philip's fuel. 757 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,680 Speaker 12: Someone here has just said that a caller is still. 758 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:08,440 Speaker 2: Really still can't you can't be half pregnant? Yeah, you 759 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,560 Speaker 2: cannot be half pregnant. 760 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,320 Speaker 3: I don't mind. 761 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,040 Speaker 2: Guilty of sin, come on three two three cents lighting up. 762 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,960 Speaker 2: I didn't even deliver it. I said there is a 763 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,399 Speaker 2: ray of there's a ray of sunshine here, and then 764 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:22,879 Speaker 2: he got out. 765 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,000 Speaker 4: But he got through the second line about New Zealand's 766 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,040 Speaker 4: my successful betting partnership being and then I. 767 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,839 Speaker 3: Go to the tapes, go to the taps. I don't 768 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,719 Speaker 3: believe you. 769 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:32,840 Speaker 6: Go to the tapes. 770 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,560 Speaker 3: I don't believe you to the front. The front foot's fine. 771 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,480 Speaker 3: I want, I want, but I also want to delivery. 772 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,360 Speaker 3: It's close to the bat. I want snicker. It's a 773 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,120 Speaker 3: fear delivery. We're just gonna say if that was bad 774 00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:44,839 Speaker 3: or paired there? 775 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,399 Speaker 12: What's here on a hat trick right? 776 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, grim Lane, it's all coming in now. 777 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,160 Speaker 4: Well interesting and a commentary team with such a proud 778 00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,600 Speaker 4: history of commentators curses. That's the first time we've ever 779 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:03,960 Speaker 4: had one mid delivery. 780 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,439 Speaker 3: I'd if don't to get it out. 781 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,160 Speaker 4: Another world first for the acc Oh so a hat 782 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:13,000 Speaker 4: trick ball its Glenn Phillips will face it and it's Wokes. 783 00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,000 Speaker 2: Bowling one hundred and twenty nine kilominary our outswingers. 784 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,040 Speaker 3: They've got three for thirty four. 785 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,560 Speaker 2: New Zealand are one hundred. 786 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,440 Speaker 3: And thirty three for five. 787 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,560 Speaker 2: They're trail by eighteen still so still on the negatives 788 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:33,000 Speaker 2: Wokes and just Zippy from Rainbow or Zippy from Rainbow 789 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,480 Speaker 2: gets him behind it confidently and defends that to come 790 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,319 Speaker 2: a point. That's the end of Wokes is tenth over 791 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,520 Speaker 2: a bad one. It's got three for thirty four and 792 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,239 Speaker 2: New Zealand are in the poop. 793 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,560 Speaker 4: They really grab the heading, gread the scruff of the 794 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:50,520 Speaker 4: neck of this game. 795 00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,000 Speaker 2: I still coming head still like to get this text 796 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:53,640 Speaker 2: machine away from me. 797 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,239 Speaker 13: I don't want to read all this somebod who's just 798 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,760 Speaker 13: texting that the EVENTE part closes at five on a Saturday. 799 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,319 Speaker 3: Oh kidding me, that's fun. 800 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 13: Hey, there's a skate park competition happening today Washington Way 801 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,880 Speaker 13: and it's happening all day. And if there's a master's 802 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,080 Speaker 13: event that's probably happening round about this time. And me 803 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,479 Speaker 13: knowing my mates and when we drop into the ramp, 804 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,440 Speaker 13: anything can happen. 805 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,440 Speaker 2: But is that like in a inaccessible area it can 806 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,320 Speaker 2: get there by ambulance. 807 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:20,799 Speaker 3: This is a. 808 00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:21,920 Speaker 12: Problem depends how urgent. 809 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:26,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, see the helicopter parks are, I mean the bike 810 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,640 Speaker 2: parks are usually up in the hill. 811 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,560 Speaker 12: Swimming at the beach today? Do we have an undertow? 812 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,719 Speaker 2: Okay, it comes car's blaster and it pulls out of 813 00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,640 Speaker 2: it as mature, you think he's wasn't quite happy with 814 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,240 Speaker 2: this setup. 815 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,680 Speaker 4: It's a distance and severity thing though as well, because, 816 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,400 Speaker 4: for example, if you're out in the back blocks of 817 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,480 Speaker 4: mid Canterbury and you suffer a particularly gruesome. 818 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,920 Speaker 3: Injury, that would warrant all. 819 00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,000 Speaker 4: The problem there is that may take another hour for 820 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,680 Speaker 4: the helicopter to get back. So you'd want to have 821 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,200 Speaker 4: already done the injury to yourself by now. 822 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,920 Speaker 2: Because we've only had two helos today, haven't we. 823 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,320 Speaker 3: It's right over under at four and a half, so 824 00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:58,880 Speaker 3: we need another. 825 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,799 Speaker 13: So there's someone laying in a had it somewhere with 826 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:05,040 Speaker 13: a possibly sevid limb that helicopters already picking up. 827 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,759 Speaker 2: Potentially is cass blast a short delivery and awkward for 828 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:09,760 Speaker 2: Olli Pope. 829 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,200 Speaker 3: That's under at Mitchell. He's on thirty as. 830 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,360 Speaker 7: Rugue as a tail ender on strike. 831 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:19,760 Speaker 1: This is the alternative commentary, can let you oh thanks 832 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,600 Speaker 1: to the great New Zealanders addressin. 833 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,040 Speaker 2: Also, we didn't set that line at three and a 834 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,920 Speaker 2: half of us talking about our downstairs. 835 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,960 Speaker 12: It was your own set their own boundary. 836 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,319 Speaker 2: So yeah, you just shift the loan, mate. I mean 837 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,360 Speaker 2: I never would have always smashed the overs three and 838 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:38,880 Speaker 2: a half. 839 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,440 Speaker 8: I would have gone all in on that all in. 840 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,120 Speaker 3: I mean, if someone had three and a half on jizz, 841 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:43,680 Speaker 3: they would have lost. 842 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:48,600 Speaker 2: But paulis caught on the cree, says appeal forw He's 843 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:54,080 Speaker 2: gone Zippi for rainbow heights an issue? Heights an issue, 844 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,120 Speaker 2: and he's signaling, is it an issue, You've got to 845 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:56,600 Speaker 2: review it. 846 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,560 Speaker 3: We've got one left. 847 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,440 Speaker 8: I don't think Rod Tucker wanted to give that, and 848 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,200 Speaker 8: he got bolly into it. And now it's going to 849 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,560 Speaker 8: be an umpire's call. I fear. 850 00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:05,759 Speaker 3: He's reviewed it. 851 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:12,080 Speaker 2: He looks he's got call increase again, similar to Kane Williamson. 852 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,600 Speaker 3: Here, it just knipped back a little bit. 853 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,080 Speaker 2: Height's the only thing that's going to save Zippy from 854 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:23,120 Speaker 2: rainbow here. I think, oh yeah's high. 855 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,000 Speaker 3: That's way over that appear. 856 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,719 Speaker 6: I've just got to alter that's hi. 857 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,040 Speaker 2: If it's clipping though, we were Donald duck because there's 858 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:38,239 Speaker 2: the umpire's call. But it'shit him high on the roll 859 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,640 Speaker 2: back leg on the roll. 860 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,879 Speaker 6: Kip running through from me, please keep running through. 861 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,200 Speaker 3: He hasn't hit it. 862 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:46,319 Speaker 2: He hasn't hit it. 863 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,839 Speaker 6: But get between the bat and ball and he's not the. 864 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,560 Speaker 2: Tallest man, but that looks like it's headed over. 865 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,040 Speaker 6: The way into the ball tracking right. 866 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,840 Speaker 2: He looks resigned. 867 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,319 Speaker 3: He hasn't it. 868 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,719 Speaker 8: We just need to look at is he going to 869 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,040 Speaker 8: do like a massive celebration if it's not out the full? 870 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,399 Speaker 8: Are you not entertained that we've got here's the. 871 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,040 Speaker 12: Catch, yeah, and was it entertaining catch? 872 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,520 Speaker 8: Though unbelievable. 873 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,279 Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. 874 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,320 Speaker 2: This is go right, go right, go right's clipping? 875 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:18,720 Speaker 3: That is clipping? 876 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,560 Speaker 7: Is it the top of legs stamp? 877 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,239 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is Yeah, it's umpires cool, but 878 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,279 Speaker 2: it is hit the very tip of the. 879 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,800 Speaker 3: Bail on the leg stump. God, damn you Rod Tucker. 880 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,240 Speaker 2: You've mother Tucker. 881 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:38,400 Speaker 3: He has given that out. Because he's given it out. 882 00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,360 Speaker 2: Phillips has gone and New Zealand knows their six wicket 883 00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:42,839 Speaker 2: with the lead of just two. 884 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,520 Speaker 3: They're one hundred and fifty three for. 885 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:48,920 Speaker 1: Six, as rugue as a tail ender on stripe. This 886 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:53,719 Speaker 1: is the alternative commentary con Let you oh, thanks. 887 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,879 Speaker 7: To the great and Zealanders addressine. 888 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:02,560 Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us on this coverage on iHeart Radio. 889 00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,480 Speaker 12: Highlight of my day was the painting. 890 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, that went off like a frog and a 891 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,960 Speaker 2: socked In't at that Razine watching paint Dry promo. 892 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,960 Speaker 8: I don't think we lost a wicket during that promotion either. 893 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,280 Speaker 8: How we did, it was good stuff, really really galvanized 894 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,080 Speaker 8: in New Zealand. 895 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,640 Speaker 2: But yeah, thanks for joining us. We'll be back again 896 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:24,600 Speaker 2: tomorrow from eleven am tomorrow. Jeremy Wells, Jason Hoyt on 897 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:29,359 Speaker 2: the call tomorrow with Paul Ford, Lee Baker and Big 898 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,399 Speaker 2: Sandy's as well, So. 899 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,720 Speaker 3: Tune in from eleven tomorrow. Is that that's someone the stumps? 900 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,200 Speaker 2: They cry, Oh, but it was never really going to 901 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,880 Speaker 2: be anywhere near a wicket. 902 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,120 Speaker 3: So that's the end of day's play. 903 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,200 Speaker 2: He's on one hundred and fifty five for six, a. 904 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,000 Speaker 3: Lead of four. 905 00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,600 Speaker 8: We need a hero tomorrow, Michael, We need a Who 906 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,839 Speaker 8: is that hero? I think it might be the man 907 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,319 Speaker 8: with the massage. I feel like he's fighting for his 908 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,560 Speaker 8: place in the Test team for next week. He wants 909 00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:00,000 Speaker 8: to play at home at the Basin. He needs to plunder, 910 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,399 Speaker 8: he says, his time is it. He's gonna He's well, 911 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,239 Speaker 8: he's dressed like in both of them mustache mullet. No, 912 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:10,040 Speaker 8: he's not fat, he's thin. But apart from that, he's 913 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,160 Speaker 8: got a couple of both Am esque attributes right and 914 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,279 Speaker 8: he needs to go fillheadingly. 915 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,880 Speaker 2: Okay, well there you heard it first here that Nathan 916 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,880 Speaker 2: Smith is going to bat us to victory tomorrow and 917 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,719 Speaker 2: day four of this Test match. 918 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,640 Speaker 3: Join us saying thanks for joining us. Stay safe out 919 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,080 Speaker 3: there on the Saturday night. We'll see you later. 920 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,400 Speaker 1: As rogue as a tail ender on strike. This is 921 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:35,239 Speaker 1: the alternative commentary collect you. Oh thanks to the great 922 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,520 Speaker 1: New Zealanders ad Resine