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Speaker 3: Yeah, whoa, whoa, that's how we do it, fellas, get

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Speaker 3: a don't how we suck on that big old okay

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Speaker 2: I just want to dogs he's he's giving off diddy Margie,

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Speaker 2: but very dirty.

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Speaker 3: I'm so ready for this year to be over, hear Ober.

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Speaker 3: I just want to be Ober.

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Speaker 1: I'm with you there, I'm totally with you there.

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Speaker 4: I wish this year would go on forever.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Geezy, I tell you what. And I've never

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Speaker 1: had this as badly as I do now. I just

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Speaker 1: want to see my girls right and I'm like, fucking

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Speaker 1: can we? Can you just get over here? Please?

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Speaker 3: That's nice again?

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Speaker 1: Christmas? Oh well, one's coming on the twentieth, and it's.

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Speaker 3: Like, there's ages away, when do you go over?

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Speaker 1: And then one's coming on the twenty fifth, while she's

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Speaker 1: arriving on the twenty fourth and staying at her her

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Speaker 1: partner's parents, and I was like, can wing.

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Speaker 3: Man, surely not?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 3: I just staying for that man?

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Speaker 1: I just my wife and I were sitting in the

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Speaker 1: lounge today and it was like, oh, you know, if

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Speaker 1: we're on holiday right now, we'll be going for a swim.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And she was like, I don't even.

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Speaker 4: But you could go for a swim.

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Speaker 1: Well no, not today. I couldn't because the tide wasn't right.

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Speaker 4: But so holiday, the tide would have been right.

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Speaker 1: No, but like, if I'm on holiday.

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Speaker 4: You need to go early.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, ye might do a couple of nude night swims.

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Speaker 5: You know what, you need a pool man, because you're

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Speaker 5: getting an apartment, you should got on with the pool.

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Speaker 1: I was just telling Kesy Mogie found an amazing apartment.

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Speaker 2: Fuck, it's cool. Two grand a week, three three grand? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: no I don't. He'll swooping there. You know what, Mogi's like.

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Speaker 3: Cash coming in there. I'll be rented up the storm

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Speaker 3: because we.

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Speaker 1: Were we were talking, my wife and I, and it's

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Speaker 1: like we could just get you know, we've just been

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Speaker 1: looking at apartments in a particular range, and then we're like, well,

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Speaker 1: hang on, wasn't the whole point of this to get

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Speaker 1: something quite bougie? Yeah, so what are we doing? So

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Speaker 1: now we've gone okay, let's up the the scale a

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Speaker 1: bit here, that's right. And because we're getting rent for

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Speaker 5: This is what I like about you, though, jas is

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Speaker 5: you insist on wearing three hats, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: You you buy yourself. I finally got yourself a nice car,

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Speaker 5: but it's nothing to out there, you know what I mean? Yeah, man,

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Speaker 5: you've got that old phone that you've had for ten years.

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Speaker 5: That's fun, but you could actually maybe get some nice

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Speaker 3: I could, and you deserve it, man. But it's also

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Speaker 3: it's just can you not be that nice? It's freaking yeah,

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Speaker 3: It's just.

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Speaker 1: It's just I've been so used to all my life

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Speaker 3: Well, I think it's a good I think it's a

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Speaker 3: good thing to have, certainly better that way than the

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Speaker 3: other way around. And it is especially with rent where

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Speaker 3: you like funk, I'm just throwing this money.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, like my my attitude towards stuff

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Speaker 5: is like, for example, I don't want my parents to

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Speaker 5: leave me anything. No, I want them to just spend

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to get them to my mom to

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Speaker 3: do a reverse mortgage, yes, right, which is where you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hard because I'm not like anything, because what I

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Speaker 5: everyone should just leave each other nothing.

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Speaker 1: And I've had that exact same conversation with my mum,

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Speaker 1: which is, I don't want your money. You just speaking spend, spend.

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Speaker 4: Around the world, go do whatever.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, so this is what this is, jas go

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Speaker 5: spend your money man, because you've got so much Like,

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Speaker 5: you've got so much money, you could be renting the

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Speaker 1: All what plenty you're living on? Again?

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Speaker 3: Are you renting the rotating restaurant at the top of

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Speaker 3: the skyte cool?

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Speaker 1: Remember when we went I don't know if I can

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Speaker 1: luck you know what that was like four thousand and

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Speaker 1: five thousand and night or something of.

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Speaker 4: The hotel room, the presidential suite.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thoroughly unimpressed. I was like, really, yes, I was

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Speaker 3: I for that kind of money, maybe I could get

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Speaker 3: I could get behind two grande.

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Speaker 5: Two grand because it had, like you know, massa huge bathroom,

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Speaker 5: big bath which I did some broadcasting from presidential presidential

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Speaker 5: president of what Harvey star.

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Speaker 1: Dollars.

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Speaker 3: It was.

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Speaker 5: Was the Harvey Styles what was his name? Harry Styles,

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Speaker 5: Harvey Styles and Justin Beaver the whole archy B Show

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Speaker 1: What's the most expensive room you've ever stayed in? Can

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Speaker 1: you do? You know?

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Speaker 3: No? And when I first got with the missus, we

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Speaker 3: went and stayed somewhere and it was like seven hundred

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Speaker 1: Then?

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Speaker 3: Is that Wellington? But we've been, you know, we've been

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Speaker 3: working like dogs. But she couldn't she couldn't enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: She's like, it's too much money.

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Speaker 3: Well, we're paid for it, yes, so you just enjoy

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Speaker 3: enjoy it. Yes, because I'm going to enjoy it, ycause

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Speaker 3: I paid. I've paid for it. Looked like a dog.

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Speaker 3: I'm having a nice holiday.

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Speaker 1: My wife was exactly is exactly the same. She's like,

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Speaker 1: I just don't feel comfortable spending that amount of money.

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Speaker 1: And I say okay, Well we'll just go and stay

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Speaker 1: a shitty little place for eight thousand a night.

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Speaker 5: If you go on holiday in Southeast Asia, Jay's Vietnam

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Speaker 4: Have you been there before?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I have, Yes, Keezy, you.

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Speaker 5: Can stay in the boogiest places and spend so much

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Speaker 5: But if you go to Europe and then you try

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Speaker 5: and be bougie, you're simply mass Holy fuck man, that

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Speaker 5: is like another level. Yeah, I can imagine, and like

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Speaker 5: does reach a certain point with me as well. And

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Speaker 5: I'm not a frugal person.

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Speaker 3: You are, you know, I remember when you to me

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Speaker 3: has been very tightfisted.

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Speaker 5: Can you tell my wife that my wife is very

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Speaker 5: even more? My wife is very sense more with money

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Speaker 5: and frugal. I literally have like when it comes to

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Speaker 5: Christmas presents, I don't I don't know what I want

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Speaker 1: Yes, you know, yeah, you strike me. And I've said

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Speaker 1: this before. As a gadget kind of guy, you like

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Speaker 1: your gadgets.

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Speaker 3: I used to know an actor one of those things

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Speaker 3: called fleshlight.

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Speaker 1: I used to know, well I still do know him.

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Speaker 1: He's a Wellington actor actually, and he was forever turning

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Speaker 1: up on set with a new gadget.

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Speaker 4: Do I do that?

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Speaker 3: What as a gadget? Well, you know what gadget is.

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Speaker 3: But what would that be? That would be the latest

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Speaker 3: iPhone like a walkman.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it would be something like that. But like he

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Speaker 1: was suddenly into camping, so he'd come on set with

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Speaker 3: With I know, I know, trying to think who this

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Speaker 1: What do you need all the ship?

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Speaker 3: How does that you're always wearing a head lamps?

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Speaker 1: I just feel like you like your games, you like

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Speaker 1: your vehicles, you like your stuff.

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Speaker 5: I like old ship. I like plane PlayStation. That's my

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Speaker 5: only gadget. TV and everything else like is old, old

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Speaker 1: You know. That's a great shot. By hey, by the way.

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Speaker 3: That's what drive keys. You see that just muscled, it

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Speaker 1: To ship out of it. I've told you this before

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Speaker 1: in terms of the hotel room was I think it

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Speaker 3: Oh is that when you're over and yeah, you're doing,

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Speaker 3: but you don't pay for them.

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't pay for it. It was insane in

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Speaker 4: Yes, it was three thousand newest name per night.

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Speaker 3: You're also filming on there were filming.

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Speaker 1: Lee was like, fuck it, should we just hire this

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Speaker 4: That's a window that's two meters by one.

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Speaker 1: Meter, way up in the sky, looking straight down the

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Speaker 1: guts of Central Power.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, get it.

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Speaker 1: It was fucking insane.

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Speaker 4: Was that funded? Yes, so that's where the budget came from.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. And boy was there a party that night.

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Speaker 4: What did you get up to?

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Speaker 3: Man? You tell us all about it?

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Speaker 1: Ah, you fellas.

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Speaker 3: It's good fun.

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Speaker 1: But yeah.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, well, I'm looking forward to seeing this new

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Speaker 3: apartment because I was sort of having a little look

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Speaker 3: for you, and I thought, I bet this is sort

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Speaker 3: of a range he's operating it. See if I can

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Speaker 3: guess your new range, because the range I was looking

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Speaker 3: and there was fuck all.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was the thing. We went, We've got

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Speaker 1: to we've got to up the stakes here, you do, and.

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Speaker 3: And that's right, And if it's been off then essentially

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Speaker 3: you're only paying rent, which you haven't done for god

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Speaker 3: knows how long. Yes, right, a little bit of mortgage

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Speaker 3: you've been on. And then yeah you pain a little

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Speaker 3: bit of rent. How good? Yeah, man, you paint half

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Speaker 3: the cost of a sick pair.

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Speaker 4: Totally get on you. You're gonna have us around.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 3: You just have to increase the hours for your missus.

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Speaker 3: You know, you just do a bit of overtime.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm trying to get her to get into this

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Speaker 1: new business actually with a mative heirs, which I think

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Speaker 1: is a suits her way better and there's way better dash.

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Speaker 5: Isn't it the multi level marketing one you were telling

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Speaker 5: me about door to door sales. That was when you

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Speaker 5: just have to get ten of your mates involved in

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Speaker 5: the name, ten of their mates involved, and then you

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Speaker 5: can all be rich.

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Speaker 3: That's good, was it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What was there?

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Speaker 5: Yes, that's a different one selling fizz sticks or smoothies

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Speaker 5: or something.

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Speaker 3: And then.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I get behind the sticks toy one.

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Speaker 3: No, you're get in front of it.

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Speaker 4: Hey, we're going to record a Discover purely for that

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Speaker 4: last comic.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, look at parts. He's looking absolutely filthy.

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Speaker 4: Four or seven weekdays Radio Hardarchy pig shirt,