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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to a little bit of pod, guys. I don't near

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Speaker 2: mass at the weekend. It's really close Code brown level

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Speaker 2: five war emergency.

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Speaker 1: What is happening within you?

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Speaker 2: There have been.

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Speaker 1: Two times recently, will you have abandoned me in a

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Speaker 1: cafe because you're about to shut your pants?

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Speaker 2: I never go. I don't have like I don't get

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Speaker 2: the warning of you don't get a warning. I get

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Speaker 2: a little warning, but it comes on real fast out

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Speaker 2: chickabitalism as like as good. I think it's very good,

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Speaker 2: like fast. I used to track, like when people are

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Speaker 2: like I poop once every a couple of days.

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Speaker 1: I'm like what it used to be. Maybe I'm becoming

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Speaker 1: more regular. Yeah, but remember I've got a very well

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Speaker 1: endowed colon. It takes longer to travel takes whereas I.

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Speaker 2: Eive a lot of as the Wooterview tunnels. It is

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Speaker 2: on and on and on and on and on. So

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Speaker 2: we've been doing a few cycle classes together.

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Speaker 1: But on at the week that thing, sorry, I've got

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Speaker 1: that thing where it was sort of where my perineum is,

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Speaker 1: like where the front becomes the back. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that feels bruised. And then I was like the cycle

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Speaker 1: class and my perineum, but my coach has been a

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Speaker 1: bit smashed coch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the goach, the goat, it's the it's not

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Speaker 2: the k and then the butch. And at the weekend

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Speaker 2: I did a cycle class with my friend and it

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Speaker 2: was the one that was your my coach is withered.

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Speaker 2: It's well worn, warm, about three or four a week.

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Speaker 2: So I write a lot classes. One of the other

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Speaker 2: thing a ride get. I did this class where it's

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Speaker 2: an old sun worn dashboard, cracked correct, it needs a

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Speaker 2: leather pollen, needs moisture, it needs a mat from Repco

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Speaker 2: to hide the cry, to hide the cracks. I remember

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Speaker 2: our friend James, we went for a bike ride and

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Speaker 2: he hadn't bike ride in like ten years and he

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Speaker 2: couldn't walk for like a week. It was It's that

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Speaker 2: kind of like when you haven't done a sport for

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Speaker 2: like if you play cricket and you haven't played for

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Speaker 2: a while and you remember these muscles in your back

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Speaker 2: and you're it's like where did that come back? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: So I did that. I did a cycle class on

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Speaker 2: Saturday where it's different than the ones we normally do.

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Speaker 2: For those that go to Leeds Mals, it's sprint Tracker,

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Speaker 2: and so everyone logs into an app on their phone

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Speaker 2: and it comes up on a screen and you basically

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Speaker 2: race against everyone in the class.

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Speaker 1: What are they tracking your speed or your.

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Speaker 2: Heart speed and your and how it's it's you couldn't

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Speaker 2: just spin with no weight on the pedals, so you

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Speaker 2: catch me? No, yes, you've actually you've got to go

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Speaker 2: hard and fast like it is humbling.

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Speaker 1: Because do you know my special ability and this is

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Speaker 1: where my acting degree comes in, is making it like

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Speaker 1: seem like.

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Speaker 2: There's an enormous way on my bike. Yeah, but I've

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Speaker 2: got the tension up real high. But you won't even

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Speaker 2: being like top ten or twenty on the board. How

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Speaker 2: many in this class just depends how many comeback. That

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Speaker 2: could be like I don't know how many in that

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Speaker 2: fifty sixty, yeah, and only complete fifty sixty jesus. So

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Speaker 2: you keep going back and I only compete against the

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Speaker 2: people in that current class that you're not competing in

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Speaker 2: that current class. Some people don't log in because they

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Speaker 2: just want to go to the class. They're not competitive,

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Speaker 2: but as soon as I see my initials up there,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I've got to fucking beat that person ahead

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Speaker 2: to me because.

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Speaker 1: You go hard and I know you're not bullshitting because

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Speaker 1: I'm bullshited, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: But like the other day when I was like, get up,

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Speaker 2: go go, and I gave you motivation because I was one,

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Speaker 2: But when I was like, but so anyway, so like

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Speaker 2: the class and I've done this once before, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, I'm never doing this again. I fucking hate it,

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Speaker 2: Like it's horrible. Did you how good did you do it?

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Speaker 2: So the first round I won the first round like

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Speaker 2: our first the next one, I obviously went way too

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Speaker 2: hard in the first that I came like third or something,

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Speaker 2: and I was like doing pretty well, and I'm there

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Speaker 2: with our friend that we did spin with the other

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Speaker 2: day so far, and halfway through the class, I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh my fucking god, like this is twenty six minutes

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Speaker 2: the class and I reckon I'm like fourteen minutes in

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, oh no, I'm like I'm gonna ship.

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Speaker 2: I need a ship, like now really, And I'm like

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Speaker 2: in the top five, I'm like, he's going to get

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get a top ten finis in a place,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, I've got to do better than last time.

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Speaker 2: I came like eighth last time. I was like, I

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Speaker 2: want to do better than that. And then I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm going to ship myself. If I

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Speaker 2: don't go to the toy it's going to slip out.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, I just had to go and leave

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Speaker 2: in your position. Now that is not the athlete. Athlete

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Speaker 2: would ship themselves often ship themselves. Carry athlete would ship

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Speaker 2: themselves and carry on. So I like, walk around to

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Speaker 2: the toilet, do my swift ablutions, come back sweat, And

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Speaker 2: it was like three or four minutes. I was out

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Speaker 2: of the I missed a whole track, and my friend

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Speaker 2: was like, are you okay? Just I had to go

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Speaker 2: to the toilet, and but I it all came like ninth.

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Speaker 2: Oh you would have been you would have placed her.

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Speaker 2: There was a whole track where I was I can't

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Speaker 2: even go hard because if I exude pressure mat ship myself.

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Speaker 1: I actually I'm with you, and then my true athlete

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Speaker 1: would have just let it out for the positioning.

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Speaker 2: And then my friend messaged me later that day, He's like,

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Speaker 2: did you go to the toilet in like three or

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Speaker 2: four minutes.

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Speaker 1: Swift.

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I work on radio, like sometimes

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Speaker 2: they have two minutes fifteen Taylor Swift a blue shirt worn. Hey,

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Speaker 2: I puped today. On day of record of this podcast,

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Speaker 2: I pooped over the course of a song I haven't break,

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Speaker 2: and you walked in and Haley and I had start break.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I did. Yeah, it's horrible. I'd blame the coffee

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Speaker 2: right before the class. I don't think I should have

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Speaker 2: done that. That wripped right through me.

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Speaker 1: But she lubes it aren't pay well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just be careful. You'd be careful if you're.

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Speaker 1: Around there, at least the uncomfortable seat though probably would

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Speaker 1: have widged it, you know, in your shorts for long

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Speaker 1: enough you could have got out of there. But the

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Speaker 1: smell