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Speaker 1: One man is Solda's car, while others have cut their

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Speaker 1: careers after hearing how a South African pastor has promised

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Speaker 1: the earth is going to shake with such power from today,

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to experience the end of the world

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Speaker 1: or the raptures you may know like according to Joshua Lukela,

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Speaker 1: a religious man from South Africa, rapture is upon us.

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Speaker 2: Whether you are ready or you are not ready. The

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Speaker 2: rapture in fourteen days from now is going to take place.

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Speaker 2: There's a store home brewing right now. No human being

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Speaker 3: For what discovered. Your one hundred percent confident.

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Speaker 2: One hundred percent does not do it for me. I'm

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Speaker 2: a billion I began to hear in my ear the

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Speaker 2: sound of the trumpet.

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Speaker 4: You, Joshua, He's backed himself into a corner. Has a

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Speaker 4: little bit, Joshua, because what do you do when the repture.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't come Well?

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Speaker 1: He said that he is going to upload an apology

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Speaker 1: video to take took. Yeah pretty low stakes, Yeah, pretty

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Speaker 1: low stakes. I reckon the end of the world's coming up.

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Speaker 1: But if it's not, sorry, well.

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Speaker 3: Look the weather is quite bad today around around New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: Oh look, if you go on to any of the

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Speaker 1: major news websites, they'll tell you the end of the world.

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Speaker 3: Is coming, Yeah, with a rapture.

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Speaker 1: They love weather, and they love shark attacks and traffic

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Speaker 1: and traffic. Yeah, those are the holy trinity of news

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Speaker 1: reporting in New Zealand.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the four the four pillars of summer reporting. Sum

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Speaker 4: of actual news. So the four pillars of summer broadcasting

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Speaker 4: and media are shark attacks, weather, road toll traffic.

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Speaker 3: The four pillars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So he said that fourteen days ago today, So

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Speaker 1: reckoned that the rapture is coming here the God you

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Speaker 1: tock as well and truly taken over TikTok, with some

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Speaker 1: believers requesting that Jesus allowed them to take their dogs

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Speaker 3: No dogs, I mean, I thought all dogs went to him.

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Speaker 4: No, No, there's a body corp up there, and if

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Speaker 4: you want to bring pits app into Heaven, you've got

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Speaker 4: to go to the body corp.

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Speaker 3: And it's got to be voted on a majority.

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Speaker 1: What if I want to paint my fence? Is no

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Speaker 3: Go to body corp?

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, they're not heard about the body call up there?

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Speaker 1: No, never pretty strict. Even's body corp who's running there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone knows it's a democracy, their body corps. All right,

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Speaker 4: you'll get a vote, Yeah, you'll get a vote.

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Speaker 1: So there's that one punisher who lives on Block three

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Speaker 3: Code, not ever runs a GC who gets through the gates.

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Speaker 3: Pint? Is that going to stop it?

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Speaker 1: If wet, that doesn't stop it? But when it comes,

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Speaker 3: Look I'm not going there, No, we like, we're not

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Speaker 1: Who cares? You can look if there's any priests. I

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Speaker 1: Because if there's not, you get paid out, and if

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Speaker 1: And if your cat, the priest out there, give us

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Speaker 6: Jerry and Mania the Hodarkey Breakfast, The history.

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Speaker 7: Of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow Temail.

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Speaker 1: Today is the twenty third of September twenty twenty five,

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Speaker 3: Surely someone attempted to crack that.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, some of the items that were in a

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Speaker 1: woman's hat, a man's pipe, oh and eleven hundred feet

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Speaker 1: of microfilm of books and newsreels. Is if anyone's going

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Speaker 4: no one's got a VHS to play.

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Speaker 1: Put it back in the yeah.

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Speaker 1: Put it on a hard drive. The hard drive back

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Speaker 1: Albert Einstein?

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Speaker 1: Would you put your wrist watch in there?

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Speaker 4: I don't think people want to see that, Okay, in

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Speaker 4: the year six nine and thirty nine.

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Speaker 1: What year do you think people want to say that?

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Speaker 1: Twenty twenty six, nineteen ninety four. The shore Shank Redemption

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Speaker 7: In nineteen sixty six, and the du Frame escaped from

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Speaker 7: muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and

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Speaker 1: The AMINU has worn down to the nerve? Is that?

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Speaker 3: Is it the greatest Christmas movie ever? Is it a

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Speaker 1: Now? What is it? Because they play it at Christmas?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a You know, there's certain movies they play

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Speaker 1: Two things never happened after that day.

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Speaker 5: He was in jail for a long time. Surely he's

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Speaker 1: It was based on the nineteen eighty two Stephen King

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Speaker 1: novella Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption. Wasn't a box

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Speaker 1: I'm mute to see The Godfather? Is it worth watching?

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Speaker 3: Year? I think you'd enjoy it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I left it. Twenty twelve Iran Iran blocks

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Speaker 1: the use of Google as a search engine. A firewall

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Speaker 1: already prevented Iranians. Iranians from accessing many Western sides years

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Speaker 1: were also unable to check their Gmail. Goddamn. Gmail and

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Speaker 1: Google were later unblocked in early October. A few weeks

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Speaker 1: later and the net excess, and Iran is still severely

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Speaker 1: restricted for a state controlled network that blocks many foreign

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Speaker 1: websites and social media. Your platforms also heavy monitoring, so

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Speaker 4: That sound similar to most workplaces yet to be honest,

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Speaker 4: like if you don't think that workers looking at your

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Speaker 1: that exist. What I need people out there to understand

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Speaker 1: is incognito mode just stops your browser from recording your history. Correct,

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Speaker 1: your Internet service provider can still find it, your work

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Speaker 1: can still find everything that your browser just won't save

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Speaker 1: I know some people who run an entirely separate phone,

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Speaker 4: Surely just get an iPad a fan for you're using

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Speaker 3: Maybe cover it in juriseal.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you the name up here are born understand?

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Speaker 1: Nineteen thirty? Oh God, here it is right now. It's

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Speaker 1: the guy that's Rachel's. George Ameer, saga songwriter, pianist known

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Speaker 1: as the Genius, died in two thousand and four, only

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Speaker 1: fifty nine. Jason Alexander. It's known as George Costanza on Seinfeld.

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Speaker 3: Live It or Not?

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Speaker 1: George? Is it at home?

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Speaker 3: Please leave a message?

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Speaker 1: Jatta beep, I must be out, all right, click up

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Speaker 1: the phone. Where could I believe it?

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Speaker 1: Sixty six today George Costanza. And in nineteen forty nine

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Speaker 1: on this day, Bruce Springsteen the Boss. He is turning

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Speaker 1: seventy six.

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Speaker 3: Jeez.

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Speaker 1: And that is the history of yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, summer

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Speaker 1: for Tuesday, the twenty third September twenty twenty five? Is it?

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Speaker 3: Jason Hoick?

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Speaker 1: He wouldn't be able to figure all that out. Chris Keith, No,

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Speaker 1: Jerry and Mania.

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Speaker 6: The hold Ikey Breakfast.

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Speaker 1: The time for your latest sports headlines thanks to expert

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Speaker 1: Olt with the bear for here.

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Speaker 4: Ow Wallabies prop Allen al Latoa believes his side can

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Speaker 4: find their way to a win over the All Blacks

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Speaker 4: of Eden Park on Saturday for the first time Mania

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Speaker 4: since nineteen eighty six.

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Speaker 1: What first time at Eden Park since nineteen eighty six.

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Speaker 4: He's been sidelined with a shoulder injury since the second

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Speaker 4: Test against the Lions. But ala Latoa says Australia coming

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Speaker 4: off a lost to Argentina, but they've shined resilience and

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Speaker 1: I don't know how do you feel about this game?

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Speaker 1: As wow, it's tuesdays and too early to start.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we can start thinking about it. Well, you know

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Speaker 3: the Woman's World Cup.

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Speaker 4: It's over for the Black Ferns, so it starts to

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Speaker 5: Excuse me, the Bronze middle match Delaane is on this weekend.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 1: Bronze middle matches. Ban them. Yeah, ban bronze middle matches.

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Speaker 1: No one wants that.

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Speaker 4: But it's at five pm this Saturday. Yeah, so it's

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So the Warriors game can't be moved to

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Speaker 4: on here, on Radio Hodaki and on iHeart Radio from

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Speaker 4: the Golf Disk. The New Zealand Golf Open winner will

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Speaker 4: once again receive major bonus, this year direct entry into

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Speaker 4: the British Open Championship.

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Speaker 3: At Royal Birkdale.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So the one hundred and fifth edition of the

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Speaker 4: And from the vaguely sports desk, the pop star Harry

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Speaker 4: Styles has crushed the Berlin Marathon in under three hours,

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Speaker 1: Everything I know about Harry Styles, I know against my will.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Come up next, what happens Elaine? That

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Speaker 1: they're masculated?

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Speaker 6: Amysterday, Jury in the Night, the hold Ikey Breakfast Lane.

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Speaker 1: You your masculinity's been under attack from from all fronts lately.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it is. This is like anyone who's got any sons,

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Speaker 4: There is several key moments within your life, in your

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Speaker 3: There's there's like several there's several checkpoints.

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Speaker 4: There's several checkpoints, and it usually goes kind of physical

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jerry just had one the other day where he's

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Speaker 3: Encounter, you always go to earl. Yeah, I went too early.

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Speaker 4: I went at the age of thirteen and my dad

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Speaker 4: Where it almost becomes an unspoken after that because you

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Speaker 3: He beat me. Oh no, yeah, he beat me.

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Speaker 1: But we're so hold on. So for people that don't

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Speaker 3: Beat me off the stack? Yeah, he just beat me.

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Speaker 1: He just hit the ball fewer times than you did.

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Speaker 4: He hit the ball further, he hit the four better,

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Speaker 1: Now come and watch your father drink six beers in

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Speaker 1: the club room.

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Speaker 3: Correct, And now you think you're a big man? Drive

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Speaker 1: You want to be the big man, did you? Because

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Speaker 3: I need to I need to go and witness this,

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But so that's one checkpoint down the scale based checkpoint.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say, for a thirteen year old boy, though,

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Speaker 1: I just watched you hit that straight in the middle

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Speaker 4: And then you know there was a Mulligan as well

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Speaker 4: physical I think the physical checkpoint is next. He's taller

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Speaker 3: Did I wrestler and nearly snap his rest the other day?

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I he knows what his place is at

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Speaker 3: the moment.

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Speaker 1: This is the thing line, You're going to need to

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Speaker 3: Well, what do you think that should be?

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Speaker 9: Like?

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Speaker 1: Six on three four three? I hope you hip dropped him.

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Speaker 3: Correct and.

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Speaker 1: Gave him a hiding scull a bunch of air in

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Speaker 1: as your penance.

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Speaker 6: Jerrydman nine the hot I keep breakfast and it's.

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Speaker 1: Time Lane to get on the paperwork. We flicked through

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Speaker 1: the New Zealand Herald, so you don't have to a

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Speaker 1: campaign that I know that the people could fuck at

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Speaker 1: the New zealandher absolutely hate slash their sales in half.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to flick to page A six to find

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Speaker 1: a subject that is near and dear to everyone in

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Speaker 1: this room's heart. Suburb locked and row over. Who's to

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Speaker 4: Do you think it's big ash felt or big concrete

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Speaker 1: A hell of a lot of concrete. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: Rutter's got the theory about the politicians. They run on,

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Speaker 3: It's big. It's big concrete.

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Speaker 4: And growing up in the Tron in Hamilton obviously huge

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Speaker 3: Who actually lobbied to have the speed bumps.

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Speaker 4: And in revenge, the boy racers would then lean on

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Speaker 4: so all night, here's.

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Speaker 3: All night. So there he goes. You can seek your revenge,

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Speaker 3: but it is damaging for the local residence.

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Speaker 1: It used to be when I was younger, was like

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Speaker 1: it just to look cool.

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Speaker 4: I've seen a vintage Ferrari in a small suburb get

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Speaker 3: Do you reckon?

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Speaker 5: If we started having like supercar events going through Auckland City,

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Speaker 5: they start putting speed bumps in too. I don't know,

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Speaker 5: to slow them down a little bit and then yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: or maybe if we get if one race he will

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Speaker 5: get some speed bumps.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I think you need a speed bump.

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Speaker 1: It's what it's. I don't know how to work this,

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Speaker 1: But what do they actually do? Is anyone driving that

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Speaker 1: fast that a speed bumps really helping that much? You

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Speaker 1: shocks on my Suzuki Swift and destroy the undercarriage because

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Speaker 1: new struts, I never want to pay spend a seat

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Speaker 1: on the piece of shit car. That's why I've still

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Speaker 1: got it. But all of a sudden I got going

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Speaker 1: to get new bloody shocks on the front of it. Suspek, okay,

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Speaker 1: play the bloody song. You're like this? This was cheer

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Speaker 1: you a bitter and I'm speaking of buggered cars. After

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Speaker 1: seven o'clock, we're going to get to your DIY car

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Speaker 1: repair fails. I know we've both got a few lanes.

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Speaker 6: Jerry and the night the hold I keey breakfast.

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Speaker 1: Coming up after seven o'clock, we're going to get into

444
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Speaker 1: your DIY car fails. But before then, Lane, you were

445
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:40,399
Speaker 1: talking about your son beating you at golf yesterday the latest,

446
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,919
Speaker 1: and a little littery of threats to your masculinity correct,

447
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,400
Speaker 1: and you were asking for help out there on three

448
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,040
Speaker 1: and four through what could what could you do to

449
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:47,760
Speaker 1: reclaim a bit.

450
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Speaker 3: Of Yeah, I need to show them. I need to

451
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,040
Speaker 3: show them who's in charge.

452
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:52,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. There's a couple of ticks on that subject.

453
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,399
Speaker 1: The first one reads, I thought the first sign of

454
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,760
Speaker 1: lanes of masculation was getting that WOSU kervoodle.

455
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Speaker 3: He lead chew me out of this. It needs collateral damage.

456
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Speaker 1: On that note, any tips on getting them to dump outside,

457
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm struggling with my woosey dog. Any tips for getting

458
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,680
Speaker 1: them to dump outsidn't they force them?

459
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Speaker 9: Yeah?

460
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:16,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, physical violence, but I'm taking for a walk, Jesus christis.

461
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,200
Speaker 1: And another one here on three four oh three, potentially

462
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,960
Speaker 1: how you could reclaim your masculinity. Challenge your son to

463
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,400
Speaker 1: a yardy and then punch a goat.

464
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Speaker 4: Okay, do I have to bring the goat in to

465
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,400
Speaker 4: get a goat and just in my backyard, punch a yardy,

466
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,200
Speaker 4: then punch the goat.

467
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's okay, it's doable, Shirtless, watch up

468
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,760
Speaker 1: and down a tree at the next and then another

469
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Speaker 1: text through about something you could do with this, Mum,

470
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:43,679
Speaker 1: I wouldn't recommend that, Mum. Look, man, played how you

471
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,359
Speaker 1: want coming up up to seven o'clock. It's the cheese

472
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,199
Speaker 1: that chicken, the big brown slim down. I've got some

473
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 1: positive news, yeah, yeah, and I've got a really unethical

474
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Speaker 1: weight loss heck to share with the seven Jerry.

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Speaker 6: And Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast Jerry in Midnight they breakfast.

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Speaker 1: This morning, Lane, we wanted to talk about DIY car fails.

477
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,200
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like everyone in New Zealand

478
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,959
Speaker 1: in particular has a history with trying to fix some

479
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,199
Speaker 1: things on the car by themselves.

480
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,040
Speaker 3: Well, you always think you can.

481
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you always back yourself because you go.

482
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,520
Speaker 3: To the mechanics and yeah, that guy can do it.

483
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,199
Speaker 1: This guy's fleecing me. You're trying to fleece me.

484
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, and look, I mean, come on, I could do

485
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,000
Speaker 4: a bit of job and that surely, how does it?

486
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Speaker 1: When I was at university, I was trying to drive

487
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:30,360
Speaker 1: me and my mates out of Dunedin and my car

488
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,760
Speaker 1: had sat outside and what I think was probably a

489
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,639
Speaker 1: two month frost that never thought and I hadn't really

490
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 1: driven it a whore frost and I couldn't afford gaess,

491
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Speaker 1: so I just didn't drive it anywhere, so it's set

492
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Speaker 1: dormant for two months. And then I tried to drive

493
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,479
Speaker 1: about five hundred kilos worth of flatmates out of Dunedin,

494
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 1: which is quite a steep hill to get out of.

495
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 1: Massive bang underneath the hood, and then the whole Twitter

496
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 1: grola just rolled back down the hill and I had

497
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Speaker 1: to roll backwards with no power, steerings gone on, everything's gone,

498
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 1: and then roll it back underneath the thing. Anyway, it

499
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 1: was the radiator. It exploded. Oh, and the guy told

500
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 1: me it's actually not that hard to replace the radiator.

501
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,879
Speaker 1: If you go to pick apart, you'll be able to

502
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 1: get a radiator. It's one hose, it's like full screws.

503
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 1: You can do it yourself. And I did.

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Speaker 3: How it work get out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta be honest, it sounds way more intense

506
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 1: than it actually is. But you can replace the radiator

507
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,119
Speaker 1: by yourself pretty quick, pretty easily.

508
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 4: I used to drive a nineteen ninety Suzuki Jimney and

509
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 4: it was a burgundy color, the little two door one

510
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 4: with a real kind of low narrow wheel mating, so

511
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 4: basically you could go around a corner you're up on

512
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,679
Speaker 4: two wheels, no matter what speed you're going. And I

513
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,199
Speaker 4: was driving that and all of a sudden, the acceleration

514
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 4: suddenly just disappeared, and I was pushing the accelerator and

515
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,199
Speaker 4: nothing was happening. And then I heard a clunk, and

516
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 4: I looked down and the whole accelerator pedal had rusted

517
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 4: from the floor of the and all that was left

518
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 4: was a little wire hanging out. And I was like, Ah,

519
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Speaker 4: hard can it be to try and put jimmy this

520
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Speaker 4: back together.

521
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 1: Tight tissue laces?

522
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 3: Quite hard, apparently, But I did manage to.

523
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 4: Tie a rope to it, so I would drive the

524
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 4: gymney by pulling the rope that's the accelerator, and then doing.

525
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 1: The clutch to the clutch and the.

526
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Speaker 3: Novely rope worthy but did the trick go ye around?

527
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Speaker 1: Yeah, another time I made of mine and I were

528
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: trying to drive to Amru to get to a party,

529
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 1: and we must have wanted to be there so bad

530
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,239
Speaker 1: because his car took two people to operate because there

531
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Speaker 1: were floods at the time, and as the water got

532
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 1: over the bonnet of the car, the de mister the

533
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: water would get brought in and they just started squirting

534
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Speaker 1: out of the dashboard at us. On top of that,

535
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 1: the windscreen wiper didn't work like it just went once,

536
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 1: and so you had to sit there and manually crank

537
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: the windscreen wiper stick and then turned the aircon off

538
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 1: so that when you went through the water it wasn't

539
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 1: squirting water in your face. So the two of us

540
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 1: manned this wacky races thing all the way down there

541
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Speaker 1: and then on the way back with by milk bottels

542
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: and cut them in half to bail the water out

543
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 1: of out of the bottom of the car.

544
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Speaker 4: I think it's almost a car failed because I remember

545
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 4: my windscreen wipers giving out the ghost on the motorway

546
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 4: once and it was pouring with rain. Only option was

547
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 4: to wind the window down and do the full dog situation.

548
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 4: So I hung my I hung my head out the

549
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,119
Speaker 4: window while I was driving along the motorway and within

550
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 4: two minutes got pulled over by the police and pulled

551
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 4: over and.

552
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 3: He goes, what the hell are you doing? And I'm like,

553
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 3: winsky wipers broken?

554
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: What else am I supposed to do?

555
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 4: I'm trying to I'm trying to get to an off ramp.

556
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 4: And he goes, oh, okay, so is that why your

557
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 4: head you hit out the window? Is it? But he

558
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,719
Speaker 4: understood my plight and he escorted me off the motorway

559
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 4: to the nearest petrol station so I could try and

560
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 4: fix my windscreen wipers.

561
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 1: And look, did you put some new winscreen wipers on?

562
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 3: Stopped raining, and he left and I went home.

563
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,919
Speaker 1: I'll get to touch three four three hour, eight hundred, Haiducky.

564
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 1: This is something I know everyrun's experienced. We put it

565
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: in the conclave last night, the Hidaky Breakfast private Facebook page.

566
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 1: There's a few in there. I would be luck you

567
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: can touch give us a text. Took it as a call.

568
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: I had one hundred haducky, your DIY car repair fails

569
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: up next Jerry and the hot Ikey Breakfast talking diway

570
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 1: car fails and we got into the conclave last night.

571
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: We've got a bunch that have come through there. Feel

572
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: free to give us a text or give us a call. Rudy,

573
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 1: you have tried to change your oil a couple of times,

574
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: isn't you? Well, you have changed oil.

575
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 5: I've successfully changed a few times. One of the early

576
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 5: ones was I didn't realize that you're not supposed to

577
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 5: just use that full four or five liters of motor oil,

578
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 5: and I filled I filled up the engine. Absolute moron.

579
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 5: But luckily my brother in law spotted it only about

580
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 5: one hundred meters down the road and he knew exactly

581
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 5: what I'd done, so we managed to drain that out.

582
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: What happened, it was overflowing.

583
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,199
Speaker 3: How I was smoking, really started smoking.

584
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 5: You didn't fill it right up. I was like, yeah, yeah,

585
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 5: that's what you're supposed to do, right No, no, no, no.

586
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: I think the oils are scammed because I've owned this

587
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,199
Speaker 1: Suzuki Swift for about four or five years, and in

588
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: that time it's never once had a dipstick, and it's

589
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 1: also never run out of oil. It didn't turn on yesterday, sir.

590
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 5: But I had a problem with the Suzuki Swift. Actually,

591
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 5: my wife's one. I think it might have been the

592
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 5: last time I changed oil. I changed her gear oil,

593
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 5: her automatic gearbox oil instead of the motor oil.

594
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: So I put motor oil.

595
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 5: Into where the automatic gearbox goes, and that didn't That

596
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 5: didn't go so well. I then had to redrain that

597
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 5: and then get it checked out by mechanics.

598
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: So that was well worth it.

599
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 4: Here's someone else's oil change fail there for you, router.

600
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 4: Did an oil change in my old exy Falcon. You

601
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 4: took it for a test drive around pok a Coy

602
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 4: and on the way back, so share, someone's leaking a

603
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 4: lot of.

604
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 3: Oil until I followed the oil slick home and up

605
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 3: my own driveway.

606
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 1: Big Sandy's gone into the conclave the hood Acky Breakfast

607
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: private Facebook page. She had a similar situation to do.

608
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: Like yes, So the throttle cable snapped off the accelerator

609
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: on my partner's debts in twelve hundred station wagon coming

610
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: down the mountain. So he got the lace out of

611
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: his snowboard boot and tied it to the carve and

612
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: threated it under the bonnet and through the car window.

613
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: So you said to pull on to get acceleration. Lasted

614
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: a week until parts got sent to Wanaka a week.

615
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: Jesus man, how would you go on a manual doing that?

616
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: Because you're working the gears with one hand and pulling

617
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 1: the well.

618
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 4: At one stage when I snapped, when the when the accelerator,

619
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 4: whole accelerator shaft and pedal rusted off my Suzuki Jimney,

620
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 4: I didn't immediately tie on the lace or tie on

621
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 4: the string. I actually bent down under the steering wheel

622
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 4: and pulled it with my hand and had and I

623
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 4: had to do the clutch and the break with my

624
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 4: hands and my mate who was in the passenger seat

625
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 4: steering wheel and the gears.

626
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 3: So I go, yeah, we made it. I made it home.

627
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 3: But it was it was touch and go.

628
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 1: Wow, we've got another one through here, turbo on a

629
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: Honda to make it power. They're racing your mate. Then

630
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: you see a highway chopping what racing your mate? You

631
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: see on the highway chopping down and get to boost

632
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: it up heading first and set of three blowing up

633
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: the motor. That's just bad. I don't know if that

634
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: was a spe or drive it DIY car fail for you.

635
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: One of the car parts guys from a car dealership

636
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 1: in two thousand and eight decided to mod as crappy Hindracord.

637
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: He made a DIY hydrogen fuel system that didn't work

638
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: that consisted of jam jars and the boot and a

639
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 1: garden hose that exploded and blew upon it and cleaned

640
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: off the car. Car fail for you. My mate brought

641
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: a cheap oye with a leaky engine that had recently

642
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: had a new head put on in a mechanic. We

643
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 1: pulled the engine out and redid the seals on it

644
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: and put it tad core. That is hardcore, only to

645
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: have it leak even more. Pulled it back out after

646
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: closing inspiction found five missing bolts from the head to

647
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: the front casing of the engine, so had to redo

648
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: all our work.

649
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 4: That seems like someone who knows what they're doing. Yeah,

650
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 4: I wouldn't even know where to find the head.

651
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: No, and one last text here on three four eight three.

652
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: I played first fifteen rugby against Lane a couple of times. Overrated.

653
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: I never rated myself.

654
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 3: How can it be overrated? I snapped you in half

655
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 3: your piece.

656
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: Here's the Arctic marks. I'll run it at you straight now.

657
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 6: Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey breakfast.

658
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: We're just recounting holes and tires and sleeping in cars

659
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: at high school parties. But Lane, something's hit. I know

660
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: it's hit your algorithm. Yes, you've shared it with me.

661
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: It's now hit my algorithm because it was a year

662
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: ago that you and I went over to the Octoberfest.

663
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, with export Ultra because fund enough, Oktoberfest doesn't have

664
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 4: happen in October conception, Yeah, Beerfest and Munich it's the

665
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 4: last two weeks of September, in the first week of October,

666
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 4: but it's called Octoberfest.

667
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: But I started over the weekend of it.

668
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it did.

669
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 4: And I don't know, it's just in my algorithm. But

670
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 4: you just get hit with the cracking of the first keg.

671
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 4: And there's several kind of real big hits you can get,

672
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 4: like the hot bear waitresses carrying about fifteen liters of beer.

673
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 4: You get, the different rides, the spinny wheel thing, you get,

674
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 4: the sweet Caroline's. The bear Fest in Munich is one

675
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 4: of the greatest festivals you will ever go to. Hands down,

676
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 4: those of you have been, they'll be like, you'll be

677
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 4: not in going.

678
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's right there. It's one of the greats.

679
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 4: And the other people will be like, is it just

680
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 4: beer Vana just with a bunch of lizards. That's stinky

681
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 4: lizards farting and drinking craft beer is definitely not. Everyone's

682
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 4: dressed up in costume. You're in your the women are

683
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 4: in their doodles, the dudes are in their leader hoo's

684
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 4: and looking ridiculous.

685
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well that's that's the beautiful part about it, because

686
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: when you describe it to a ki, we we just think, oh,

687
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: there must be a lot of fights and like people

688
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: throwing up every where. It's like no, no, no, it's one.

689
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: It's very hard to start a fight in a leader host, Yes,

690
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: because you look, the dudes look stupid, the woman look great.

691
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 3: No one's hands and a leader that's the that's.

692
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: The perfect situation for a good good knees up. Yeah

693
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: and yeah, I don't know. It must have happened, but

694
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: I didn't see anyone getting sloppy thrown up, and I

695
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: don't see any fights anything like that.

696
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 4: I did see one guy order a whole chicken at

697
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 4: the chicken stand and as they gave him the chicken,

698
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 4: he just keeled over backwards. Bunk and his mates just

699
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 4: picked him up, brushed him off, and he went and

700
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 4: it was good to go, and he was good to go.

701
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't be far away from the next Export

702
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: Ultra beer gud.

703
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, going off to the biggest beer garden ever.

704
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 4: And there's Texas in Austin, Texas and we're leaving in

705
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 4: three weeks time actually with some great New Zealanders and

706
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 4: Export Ultra to get over there, and it just how

707
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 4: happens to be over there at the same time and

708
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 4: I Austin City Limits.

709
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: It's just like when we went over to the Rugby

710
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: World Cup but didn't go to a single.

711
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 4: Game, correct, But we will be going to Austin City

712
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 4: Limits with Export Ultra. But we've got a pretty exciting

713
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 4: trip announcement to make over summer as well, which is

714
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 4: going to one of the biggest sporting events in the world.

715
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: But but is it a sport that is a textas

716
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: on three four o three. Apparently Drake was at the

717
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: BFES this week.

718
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they love getting celebrities in there. Last year,

719
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 4: Arnold Schutzen nigger.

720
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Speaker 1: He's going to need you to pronounce the e a

721
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: little bit harder. He did.

722
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 4: He did the final pint scull of the Stein skull

723
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Speaker 4: of the Berfist.

724
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: I saw a lot of stein sculls, and there were

725
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: rule apparently you weren't allowed to do it, or you

726
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: were only allowed to do it if you'd finish it.

727
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 3: Is that what they're Yeah, you can't. You can't be

728
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 3: mucking around halfway.

729
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: So if you stand up and have a crack and

730
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: you fail at it, yeah, then you get kicked out

731
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: because what.

732
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 4: Happens is you get up on the table. Berfist, you

733
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 4: get up on the table. You're allowed to dance on

734
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 4: the tables and the chairs.

735
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 3: It's already a courage too.

736
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 4: If you stand up on the top of the table

737
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 4: and you raise your arm in the air with a

738
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 4: full stein, everyone stops and goes. And then if you

739
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 4: have to finish, and if you don't, you just.

740
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 3: Get marched out of the place.

741
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: Oh, brilliant memories. I can't remember a single thing from

742
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: that whole the whole trip.

743
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 4: I remember, remember the snuff, Remember the snuff they used

744
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 4: to hand they hang out. It looks especially like cocaine.

745
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. What it actually is though, is basically dried toothpaste.

746
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 3: Yes it is, and it just goes.

747
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: It doesn't even have caffeine at it. Nah, But I'll

748
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: tell you what it really sit off some alarm bells

749
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: back here, you guys waiting here for that the legal department.

750
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: Here it is in me when those videos and photos

751
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: lost the play, I'm gonna be honest. When I saw

752
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: the videos the next morning, I was like, yeah, we

753
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: could probably make those.

754
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 6: Jerry and Midnight the hold I Key Breakfast Luckys.

755
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: Biggest Lose segment that's running under about five different names

756
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: by this point. But this is a bit of a

757
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: weight loss challenge to see yourself at the start of

758
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: the year weight down, and I was one hundred and

759
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: twelve point one ks and I was like, oh boy boy.

760
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: And every year for the last probably i would say

761
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: eight years, my New Year's resolution had been to get

762
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: under one hundred kilos. Yes, So I was like, all right,

763
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: I'll do it. And Jerry thought, you know what, what's

764
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: the best way I can help him? Relentlessly bother him

765
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: about his way on dout in front of him like that.

766
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: He's good, like good. Yeah, he started calling me a

767
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: pois a person of size.

768
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 3: Interesting. I always sawt po is for something else, piece

769
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Speaker 3: of ship.

770
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: I think that's what he was going for. Yeah, apparently

771
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: a person of size as the code word that they

772
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: use between flight attendants for when there may be an

773
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: extender required. We've got a POS up the front, person

774
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: of size up the front who may require the extra belt. Yeah,

775
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: the extra belt. So the first couple of kilos came

776
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: off very quickly within her magic ground, whereby we instituted

777
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 1: at Ahui Moratorium cease fire time. And then about probably

778
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: six weeks ago, I had a plateau. And this happens.

779
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,439
Speaker 1: I think in every weight loss journey, the first lot

780
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 1: comes off and then you just had a plateau. I'll

781
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: be honest, I was decking around for a few weeks.

782
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 3: Yep, really really, we're respecting him.

783
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't. I was really really mucking about. But

784
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: then for the last month I would say, I've been

785
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: really locked down and the weight still wouldn't budge, and

786
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: that was really starting to annoy me until over the

787
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,280
Speaker 1: weekend I had a breakthrough. And mind you, we decided

788
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: in the last few weeks that we're no longer taking

789
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: the weight on the day that we're doing the segment.

790
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: We're taking the lowest weight over the last week because

791
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:07,240
Speaker 1: it fluctuates so randomly, and the it does you laugh,

792
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: but wait until you hear this. So on Sunday morning,

793
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: after being over served.

794
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 4: At a bao and irresponsibly having a having a technicolored

795
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 4: yodel on the way home.

796
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I weighed myself with a full empty stomach. It

797
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: entirely dehydrated at one hundred and three point seven key levels.

798
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: Last week I was one oh six flat.

799
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 4: Okay, I've got I've got a few issues with this one. Okay,

800
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 4: it is verging on bolimia again, do not follow this advice,

801
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 4: for you've drank yourself into oblivion. Yeah, you've been thrown

802
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,760
Speaker 4: out of an uber, You've emptied yourself somewhere in public,

803
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 4: You've evacuated all bodily fluids, all bodily solids, by the

804
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 4: sounds of it, and then you looked a good few

805
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 4: kilometers alone. And now you're claiming that's your that's your

806
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 4: lowest weight so far.

807
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: Are you saying that it's not my lowest weight so far?

808
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: I don't understand.

809
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,439
Speaker 3: I don't know it can be done that way.

810
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: I can. I think what I've demonstrated here is it

811
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: definitely can.

812
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 3: So are you going to keep this regime up?

813
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 2: No?

814
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: God, no, that completely unrepeatable. But and the problem I've

815
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: got is next week I'm not going to be able

816
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: to hit that same weight again. I was one O

817
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,240
Speaker 1: five point four when I woke up this morning.

818
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 4: Okay, so this is a mom special swee ship on

819
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 4: an astras next to this one.

820
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I special. But I will also say that with

821
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 1: everything out of my system, I do weigh one hundred

822
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: and three points actually, so I took a photo of

823
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,439
Speaker 1: that and I sent it into the group chat, and

824
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: but I actually weighed myself later on that morning, after

825
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: a bit a movement, if you will. Yeah, one O

826
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: three point three. So I think my actual body weight

827
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: is at one O three point three. Now since then,

828
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: I've rehydrated and I'm back up to one O five

829
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: point four. So again, do not follow any of that advice.

830
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: But a big breakthrough for the big well.

831
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 3: Well done you obviously you deserve it.

832
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: And I think that you know, for any budding UFC

833
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: fighters out there who are struggling to make weight and

834
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: they've got a big fight coming up, go.

835
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 5: To a b way out or a way symptoms is

836
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 5: please see you do.

837
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 6: Jerry and Midnight, The Archy Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight, The Hodarchy, Breakfast.

838
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Breakfast, Mastermind. Yesterday's Mastermind topic was Jeremy Wells,

839
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: but Stephan the crane operator from Auckland couldn't take away

840
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: the prize, which means we've got one hundred dollars today

841
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: to give away at Jack. What's fifty dollars every day?

842
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: We don't have a winner. And since today it's the

843
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: boss's birthday Bruce Springsteen seventy six, Today today's Mastermind topic

844
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: is born in the USA? Andy from Auckland. Were you

845
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: born in the USA?

846
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 4: No, mate, Cross, Yes.

847
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:48,439
Speaker 1: Well you've lost and nah, Andy, I see you are

848
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: an IT salesman.

849
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 3: I am.

850
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: I've got it your salesmaning AOI would you believe?

851
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're taking over coming for our job, coming

852
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 4: for everyone, not for you, guys. No, sweet perfect, That's

853
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 4: exactly what we wanted to hear. Shall we get into

854
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 4: it just quickly?

855
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: I understand Andy, you've got a couple of assist me

856
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: straight impressions. What do you got?

857
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 4: You asked for a party tree, I said, well that's

858
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 4: all I've got.

859
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: Okay, who you got, Oscar the Grouch?

860
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 3: I can do an average bird, but I can do

861
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 3: a great Ernie.

862
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 4: Okay, go on, Ernie, go for it.

863
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 3: It's under pressure.

864
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 10: What what are you doing, Ernie?

865
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 5: Just please my Robert Dookie, Robber Dookie, you're able one.

866
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: Great stuff ed all right by. If you're sold and

867
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: you're gonna have forty five sigonds, we'll ask you five questions.

868
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: Get three right to win the prize if you're gonna

869
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: pass past quickly and we'll come back to them if

870
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: we have time. If we screw it up, you win.

871
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: It's justice for Tony Clause. You're ready to get into it.

872
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 3: Let's go boys. Okay? What US state was Barack Obama

873
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 3: born in?

874
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 8: No idea?

875
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 3: What was what was Elvis Presley's middle name?

876
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 4: Past? Which American artists had the highest grossing music tour ever?

877
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 3: She's a wounder, Taylor Swift? Correct?

878
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 4: Which US president said, ask not what your country can

879
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 4: do for you, ask what you can do for your country?

880
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: No? What was Mohammad Ali's birth name?

881
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: Correct? What US state was Barack Obama born in? What

882
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: you state?

883
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 3: What was Elvis Presley's middle name? Ah?

884
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 4: It was Hawaii the state It wasn't Honolulu, and you

885
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 4: would have taken it, Andy, oh boy.

886
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 3: And it was John F.

887
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 4: Kennedy who said, not what your country can do for you,

888
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 4: but what you can do for your country.

889
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Alan was Prisly's middle name.

890
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 4: As mystery, I can't believe you didn't the answers me

891
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 4: GPS that one bad luck Andy.

892
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 6: All right, kids with Jerry and Mini for the Hodarchy breakfast.

893
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: It is time for your lame claims to fame. Get

894
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: them through on three four A three. I'll give us

895
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: a call eight hundred Hodaki Lane. You were just talking

896
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: before eight o'clock about the time on seventies night when

897
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: you were dressed up as Rambo, the mascot for the

898
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: Canterbury Rams and your gold medallion got stuck in the

899
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: net after a sick dunk yep. It was one of

900
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: your lame claims to fame.

901
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 3: Well it was as a fame. I don't know.

902
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 4: I almost died in front of you know, five thousand

903
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 4: people down there, people watching the Canavary Rams as I

904
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 4: hung from the net from a medallion, but holding on

905
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,479
Speaker 4: for dear life pretty much.

906
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: You must have a couple of cricket related ones.

907
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's I have had a couple of runnings with

908
00:40:56,160 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 4: not a run ins, but just unfortunate social dellion with

909
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 4: Chris Gale won over in the i PL after the

910
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 4: IPL final and I had my arm around him tell

911
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 4: him how much I loved him, and he was ill,

912
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 4: get cool, that's cool. And I woke up in the

913
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 4: morning just with howling demons about what I what I'd

914
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 4: said and done to Chris Gail.

915
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 1: And then and then there was the one earlier this year, yeah.

916
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 4: Where he was dejaying down in christ Church at the

917
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 4: pre party and he was he was getting amongst it,

918
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 4: and there was a lot of a lot of people

919
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 4: getting down on the dance floor, and he decided it

920
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 4: was a good time to encourage people on the dance

921
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 4: floor to get damn deddies up. But I realized that

922
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 4: it was directed more at females, so I got mine

923
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 4: out and he went, get down.

924
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 3: It not your daddy's, not your daddy's.

925
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 4: So I had a couple of brushes with Chris Gale,

926
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 4: pretty lame, get your lame clothes to fame for on

927
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 4: three four it through.

928
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: Give us a call, I hade hundred hodak, you would

929
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 1: love to hear from you. Kelly Slater was surfing down

930
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: at my local, so I boosted down after work for

931
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: an autograph. Lame Part one. I had the battle of

932
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: bunch of ten year olds in my high Versi and

933
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: bloodstones to get a back.

934
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 4: Phil Rudder, the former drummer for ACDC, was my neighbor. Jesus,

935
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 4: that would have been a hell of a neighborhood.

936
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,959
Speaker 3: Yeah. He took me for rider and his.

937
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 4: Ferrari at two hundred kilometers an hour. Said, don't worry, mate,

938
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 4: it's got if one breaks window down and siggy ash

939
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,919
Speaker 4: blowing everywhere, fuck my lung.

940
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: Clinds of fame as my wife's cousin. My wife was

941
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: cousins with rugby player Brad Shields. She initially told me

942
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 1: that she was related to the captain of the Hurricanes.

943
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: I was gutted when I found out she wasn't talking

944
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 1: about the wounding mascot with the massive head.

945
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 3: That was a good one. I met some Edmundhillary.

946
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 4: It's Scott Bass during the fiftieth anniversary of Scott Base.

947
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 3: That's not that lame, that's pretty good.

948
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: I've told you, I've shared the story a million times before.

949
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: But my stepmother she was a chef and she cooked

950
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: for Edmundhillary. He came in one day and she said,

951
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: can I take the food out to him? She took

952
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: a five dollar note out with her and got it

953
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 1: signed by Edmund Hiller and she went home. She lifted

954
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: on the coffee table. The next morning, she gets up

955
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: and she says to her mom, Oh, mom, have you

956
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: sent that five dollars? I don't want to show you something,

957
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: And she goes, I was the one on the coffee table. Yeah, yeah,

958
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: at that in the Pokes last night, Ah, someone's rolling

959
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: around for the signed Edmund Hillary five dollar note, which

960
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 1: would have been worth way more.

961
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 3: Used to live in Australia.

962
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 4: The neighbor behind me was the original Purple Wiggle You

963
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 4: go meet the Wiggles.

964
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: That's Jeff, isn't it.

965
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 3: Isn't that Jeff.

966
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 4: He used to mow with his right on while wearing

967
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 4: a beaten up Purple Wiggles.

968
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: Shit. I walked past Norm from Cheers at an odi

969
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: at eden Park in nineteen eighty eight between New Zealand

970
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 1: and England. No, that's not even lame.

971
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 3: That's not lame. That's incredible. He was He was watching

972
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 3: a one day at Edton Park from Cheers.

973
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, late eighties Cheers was huge there.

974
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 3: There's no way he would have got away without acting.

975
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 3: That's someone who just looked like normal.

976
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: My brother went to school with Jeff Wilson used to

977
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: get pissed up and play on my drunk to a.

978
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 4: Bet.

979
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: He would have had a great rhythm as well.

980
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 3: Good at everything.

981
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: I keep the text coming through three four, eight through

982
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,760
Speaker 1: and give us a call. Oh eight hundred Hadaki's Jimmy

983
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: World the Middle. We're going to be back with a

984
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: few more lame claims to fame after this, Jerry and

985
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: Midnight they breakfast doing some offair research about one that

986
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: came through before. Yeah, Norm from Cheers.

987
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, Norm from Cheers was actually in New Zealand filming

988
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 4: a movie with Timmy and Morrison in nineteen eighty eight, so.

989
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 3: He could have been there.

990
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: He could have well been at the at Eton Park,

991
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: New Zealand's England od I.

992
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,839
Speaker 4: He would have been so confused because Americans look at

993
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 4: cricket like what the funniest was this?

994
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: The funniest part of them is the run up. Yeah,

995
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: because they pitched from the mountain. They're standing stills.

996
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,399
Speaker 4: They're like, oh my god, this guy's and they come

997
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 4: in and do a full windmill, like why they win milling?

998
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 4: I got one here. I used to mow lawns for

999
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 4: Nick from Shortened Streets mum, that's pre Laane and she

1000
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 4: once gave me a nice jar of jam.

1001
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: Oh delightful. I feel like Nick loom Large over the

1002
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: late night his early two thousand.

1003
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 3: He was such a sloppy rig was in the old neck.

1004
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: Really, how do you pull Waverley.

1005
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 3: On the line?

1006
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,439
Speaker 1: Good morning? What's your lame claim to fame?

1007
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 9: When I was little, I was in a line to

1008
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 9: meet more like the puppet from TV, and I cried

1009
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 9: the whole way there?

1010
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: Did you manage to get your photo with Mo? I

1011
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: don't know?

1012
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 9: Did?

1013
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm mon?

1014
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 3: Welcome?

1015
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: Well man, I don't even think that's a lame claim

1016
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: to fan. It's a great claim to fame coming from him.

1017
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 3: Moss Mo Mo's he looks I see.

1018
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 4: He looks like a kind of a same street character

1019
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 4: on p in the.

1020
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 1: And the Coramandle on top of Mount Moyjo lives a

1021
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 1: three months a by the name of Moretty much thanks

1022
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: very much to that cool. Let's rather dice and go

1023
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: to line one. Good morning? Who are we talking to?

1024
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: Trudy Trody? What's your lame claim to fame?

1025
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 8: Two years ago my husband and I were in Auckland

1026
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 8: and been to Auckland very much so I was always

1027
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 8: looking out for, you know, stars, and we walked them

1028
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 8: along and Craig, my husband, said, oh look these Currie

1029
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 8: Wouldham and I was like, oh my god, oh my god,

1030
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 8: it is it really is. So we're walking towards there

1031
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 8: and she looked at me and I said, oh my god, Currie,

1032
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 8: it's so good to see you. We must catch up.

1033
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,399
Speaker 8: I didn't know who I was and she was like, yeah, yeah.

1034
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 8: We shared and look, I bid you go. I'm in

1035
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 8: a bit of a hurry see later. And I seen you.

1036
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: Did you end up catching up with Curre no.

1037
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 4: Walking?

1038
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 8: And my husband said, what the if?

1039
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 1: Was there?

1040
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 4: She's a great news Yonder kid, She's a great news yonder.

1041
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 4: She would have she wouldn't have known you.

1042
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: Well we see around the building of it. Trody will

1043
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: ask her if she remembers you and with the if

1044
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 1: she still came to catch up. Thanks for the call,

1045
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: Trudy's coming through three four eight three that lame closed

1046
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: to fave. I was a year behind chain To Laney

1047
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: at Tamuru Boys, had a few classes with him in

1048
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: form I also Brendan Chainsaw Laney judged a hacker contest

1049
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: at my high school. Now keen. Listeners of the show

1050
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: will know that I grew up in rural South Island,

1051
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: so the caliber was pretty low. And I don't know

1052
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: what Brendan Cheney Lane saw knew about judging it either,

1053
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: and I lost because in the school at that point.

1054
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 4: Someone here used to make coffee for Billy Slater in Melbourne,

1055
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 4: small latte, one sugar, one sugar latte as well, but Milkie,

1056
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 4: wouldn't you go to the flat white?

1057
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 3: I'd go Billy Slater's better than that.

1058
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much for all us. If

1059
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: we didn't get to yours, make sure that you turn

1060
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: in next Tuesday. We'll get to your lame claims to

1061
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: Fame again coming up next, Gulane. There's been some allegations

1062
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: about you, comes from on the tex slide. I want

1063
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: to address them up.

1064
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 3: Could be anything.

1065
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: Is she had on the Hadaky Breakfast, Stay with.

1066
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 6: Us, Jerry and the Night the Hoarchy Breakfast.

1067
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: So many ticks coming through for the lame Claims to Fame,

1068
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: but there's one that I really want to address here,

1069
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: g Lane, and it's a text that reads, if Bomber

1070
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: back again, Allegations of an f bomb during the Lame

1071
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: Claims to fame.

1072
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 3: It was far was it?

1073
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's have a listen. We've got the audio here.

1074
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 4: Klomme is an hour said, don't worry mate, it's got

1075
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 4: if one breaks window down and siggy ash blowing everywhere.

1076
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: You can't believe it. You can't.

1077
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 4: You can't replay an F bomb and leep it unnecessario.

1078
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 3: It's a disgrace. What's happening to society?

1079
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: Zoey had to put the beef on that. Zoe was

1080
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: it a.

1081
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 3: I thought it was If anything, it was a soft.

1082
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we may have to relitigate this without the

1083
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: beef on the podcast.

1084
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 3: Perhaps after the show, let's do that we.

1085
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 1: Could play allegations of of an F one.

1086
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 10: Please please, coming up after the eight thirty sports headlines,

1087
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 10: we're going to talk a little bit of motor games

1088
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 10: because we found another piece of audio of you saying

1089
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 10: if no, We've found another piece of audio of ANF

1090
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 10: one driver discussing whether or not he considers himself an athlete.

1091
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 4: Now you've you've upset the entire motorsport community for the

1092
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 4: last six months.

1093
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 3: Now you have banged on about the fact that this

1094
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Speaker 3: is misleading.

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Speaker 4: Motorsport drivers are not athletes because if you can do

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Speaker 4: it on your way to work, yeah, then it's not

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Speaker 4: it's not an athlete. Yeah, But everyone else is like,

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Speaker 4: you have to you have to be an athlete to

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Speaker 4: drive a Formula one car. You've got to be fit

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Speaker 4: and you've got to be able to deal.

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Speaker 3: With the g's.

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Speaker 1: Everyone goes on about the GE's, the gee banger.

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Speaker 3: I mean.

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Speaker 1: I have not been banging on about it. I said

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Speaker 1: it once on a podcast and I got clipped four

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Speaker 1: times and put out of the course of about a

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Speaker 1: month to make it look like, why is this guy

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Speaker 1: still going on about welcome to social media? And I

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Speaker 1: was like, I said it, what I just kept getting

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Speaker 1: churned out there. But I stand by it. And I

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Speaker 1: asked James May when he came on the show a

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Speaker 1: while ago, about whether he thought they were or not,

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Speaker 1: and he said probably not in the truest sense of

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Speaker 1: the word tickster on three for three, you wouldn't call

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Speaker 1: an astronaut or a fighter pilot an athlete. That's a

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Speaker 1: great point. And they deal with geez.

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Speaker 3: I do with ges daily. I don't regard myself.

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Speaker 6: Jerry and the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and MANI the

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Speaker 6: hold I Key Breakfast and over.

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Speaker 1: The week in Lenda, Norris drove car Lane and afterwards

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Speaker 1: he was asked whether he considers IF one drivers to

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Speaker 1: be athletes or not.

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Speaker 9: And you still the tea on one thing about being

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Speaker 9: an F one driver that people might be surprised by.

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Speaker 9: It's a more physical sport than what people will see

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Speaker 9: from the outside. But for anyone who's watching this inside

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Speaker 9: the car, even if they're the biggest toughest looking guy

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Speaker 9: in the world or girl, I doubt they make even

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Speaker 9: a few laps, you know, So they're much stuffer, more

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Speaker 9: physical sport than people imagine. But it's also just driving

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Speaker 9: a car, and a lot of people can do that.

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Speaker 9: So the two things that are probably the toughest the

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Speaker 9: next strength and then just like the endurance, we starting

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Speaker 9: a little seats and you've got all your fire proof laison.

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Speaker 9: At these temperatures, it's pretty tough.

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Speaker 1: I don't I think he said exactly what I've been

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Speaker 1: saying this entire time. Yes, it's hard. That doesn't make

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Speaker 1: it athletic. It doesn't make you an athlete, and it

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean I hate them. I feel like I get

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Speaker 1: misconstrued when every I'm talking about this.

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Speaker 4: I love golf, it's the tone of your voice. Man,

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Speaker 4: I don't consider it's the tone. I don't consider golfers.

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Speaker 1: To be athletes either, and I love golf, but that's

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Speaker 1: not an athletic endevor it. Neither is driving a car.

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Speaker 1: Would you say cricketers athletes?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeh know what? Okay? I think it's the running

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Speaker 1: to be honest as the biggest quast bowler. Yeah, definitely

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Speaker 1: you are running.

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Speaker 4: But you're looking at David Boone, You're looking at Alan Lamb,

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Speaker 4: Shane Warn Yeah, are saying they're athletes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I think Shane Warners. You don't think Shane

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Speaker 1: WARN's an athlete. I'm just trying to un video. I'm

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Speaker 1: five times over the next month.

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Speaker 4: I'm just trying to apply your logic to, you know,

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Speaker 4: people that are not not necessarily fit.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, it's a skill based game, motor games. That's

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Speaker 1: why I don't consider it a sport. I think it's

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Speaker 1: because you've got a machine doing the thing for you.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's that much different from eastwards. You're

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Speaker 1: setting in a seat manipulating something with your hands.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 1: If you put if you put a thing on that,

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Speaker 1: you know the thing that they exercise their next with

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Speaker 1: they put their head. If you put that on a

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Speaker 1: guy playing video games, is he not just doing the

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Speaker 1: exact same thing as an if one driver, Well, we

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Speaker 1: put the same Actually, someone sticks through four rounds of

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Speaker 1: golf walking eighteen holes over seven kilometers per per day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: tough to do. Someone else said, us skydivers athletes. That's

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Speaker 1: a great question. Someone else said, if one drivers are athletes,

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Speaker 1: then DJ's are music. It's so true. We put the

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Speaker 1: question too. James May was on the show the other day. Now,

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Speaker 1: of course he's not an athlete, but he does know

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Speaker 1: a thing or two about driving. This is the moppy

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Speaker 1: hereed Top Gig former Top Gig guy.

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Speaker 11: But the question the athlete, I don't I don't see.

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Speaker 11: To me, an athlete is someone who does running and

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Speaker 11: jumping and throwing and swimming or maybe riding a bicycle.

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Speaker 11: So they're not doing that because they're driving cars. And

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Speaker 11: driving cars to me is is a very lazy occupation.

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Speaker 11: But on the other hand, the stress is involved in

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Speaker 11: driving Formula one. I've never driven one one, but they

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Speaker 11: do have to be incredibly strong and very fit. Does

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Speaker 11: that make you an athlete? I mean, does going to

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Speaker 11: the gym mean you're an athlete or does it just

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Speaker 11: mean you're someone who goes to the gym. I'm not

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Speaker 11: really sure.

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Speaker 4: See look, I think the difference between you and James

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Speaker 4: May is that James May puts his argument together in

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Speaker 4: quite an empathetic way. The tone of his voice is

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Speaker 4: quite empathetic. It's a matter of hate that comes out

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Speaker 4: of your voice. The tone of your voice around made

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Speaker 4: of games for a start.

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't disagree with that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well what's the issue Just your tone? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: sorry dad? Someone stick shot at the title.

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Speaker 8: If I know.

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Speaker 1: Way loll Just need a millionaire mom and dad. That's

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Speaker 1: all you need. Extreme sport downhill, red bull bugers Is

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Speaker 1: that a sport? A biking years?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That that buggers you Ever raced the CARBONI? It's extremely physical.

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Speaker 3: Your mom, here they come, here, they come, They're coming

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