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Speaker 1: From the Zenian Podcast Network. This is for the Pole

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Speaker 1: Beg Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest

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Speaker 1: brands at the lowest prices.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Calder Yolder.

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Speaker 1: You know we're nearly at Christmas twenty two days.

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow's three weeks away.

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Speaker 2: God, it feels like the seventy eighth of Decembuary.

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Speaker 1: To me, it does feel like the seventy eight.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of Christmas, the lovely Tom Sainsbury joining us before

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Speaker 4: seven this morning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, promoting the new Well just to say hi as well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but promoting the new Diner motion comedy dance show.

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Speaker 3: They do it every year.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say they do every Christmas night.

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Speaker 3: Every Christmas, multiple times a year.

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Speaker 1: It's very fun look forward to having him and I believe,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, I was quite tired. I believe he Jane

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Speaker 1: Sprowl more professional. Nope, I believe they might have hear

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Speaker 1: has some treats for us.

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, it'd be nice. O. The Tom Sex is

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Speaker 2: coming up born.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Man swallowed some jewelry to steal it.

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Speaker 3: I mean diamonds. You pop them out unscaled.

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Speaker 1: It was like a thirty thousand dollars was it a

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Speaker 4: It was a big pendant necklacy things I struggle with

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Speaker 4: just a multi vitamin.

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Speaker 2: Really, I had to have a big thing of water.

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Speaker 2: People that rough dog pills.

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Speaker 1: To my mind, I'm like, I can do like ten

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Speaker 4: Now I've got a glass of water just to get

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Speaker 4: one pill down. Oh the top six dealing with this soon, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: not exactly sure how just seemed like a funny story.

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Speaker 1: So well, we'll find a top roll with that.

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Speaker 4: Next on the show, though, we must discuss why the

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Speaker 4: world is obsessed with historical figures and their genitals. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: because there have been a couple of stories and the

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Speaker 4: last month alone, Yes, of Long Decease Long did celebrities

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Speaker 4: or slash infamous figures and their genitals?

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Speaker 1: The z M.

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Speaker 5: Podcast networks a short real He's Dead, Ends flesh.

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Speaker 3: One and has well, you know, we talked about this recently.

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Speaker 1: Hitler had a little dick.

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Speaker 2: Micro pennis.

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Speaker 4: I always asked my chat JVD, do any celebrities have

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Speaker 4: legendary genitalia Hitler's micropennis or Frank Sinatra's massive hort. This

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Speaker 4: is this is what we wanted to discuss that the

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Speaker 4: world at the moment seems to be obsessed with dead

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Speaker 4: celebrities or infamous figures genitals, like there was, Yeah, we

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Speaker 4: spoke about the Hitler micro penis and that was because

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Speaker 4: they'd done some had they done some DNA testing or

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Speaker 4: something or they work something out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well people are now. Yeah, Frank Sinatra is

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Speaker 1: the new hot topic. Renowned for having a sizable member. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and there's another had swagger like can only have if

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Speaker 1: you rock in it.

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Speaker 3: So there's another cruner. His name is Paul Anchor. You

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Speaker 3: don't know him.

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Speaker 1: He's Canadian American, you know, old crooner, isn't he Paul Anchor,

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Speaker 1: isn't he? Jason Bateman's father in law. Couldn't tell you

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Speaker 1: what his name Paul Anka.

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Speaker 3: For children Amanda, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Has Amanda eighty four. Amanda Anchor is Jason Bateman's wife. Right,

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Speaker 4: he's talked about how I've heard him talk about his

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Speaker 4: father was like this legendary crewder all right.

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Speaker 3: Well, he was doing an interview with.

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Speaker 1: Page six and was asked about it for for you know,

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Speaker 1: for some unbeknownous reason.

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Speaker 3: He was like legendary, and he said.

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Speaker 1: Frank Sinatra may have may have been skinny, but ten

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Speaker 1: pounds of that weight was his.

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, because I saw this on tm Z the

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Speaker 4: other day, you know, like the celebrity breaking news website

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Speaker 1: So okay, why are we the long did what.

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Speaker 3: Does a chat chip say?

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Speaker 1: Does it any rats buttant? Of course?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: The person that the bonyng rah rah rah rah rusty

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Speaker 4: original rah rah rah before Lady Gago had.

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Speaker 3: A rah rah rah lover of the Russian time.

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Speaker 4: Rumors of Rasputin's monstrous member were circulating long before his death.

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Speaker 4: A jar in a Paris museum supposedly contains it, but

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Speaker 4: scientists it's almost certainly a dried sea cucumber.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 4: Napoleon Bonaparte, of course French sort of like.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't he.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't he little little?

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Speaker 4: But I think that was just that was propaganda, right,

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Speaker 4: There was anti Napoleon propaganda because at the time people

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Speaker 4: were just smaller. Oh, it wasn't actually markedly simpletive rumor

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Speaker 4: claims a priest kept Napoleon's penis after his autops and

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Speaker 4: it resembled a piece of leather, a shoelace. It was

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Speaker 4: displayed in the nineteen seventies at a museum in New

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Speaker 4: York's I'm trying to prove that it's actually a verify

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Speaker 4: that it's actually I'm.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, a priest kept his peak.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, priest, that's weird.

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Speaker 2: That's weird, dude, What to do that for?

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Speaker 3: It is so funny that it's like, take a lot

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm less interested in the genitals of a

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Speaker 1: live people and this historical figures.

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Speaker 3: You are, like it tickled me.

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Speaker 1: No, en that hitler, little little Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Apparently that's the story was sensationalized from a single badly

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Speaker 4: sourced prison doctor's report from when he spent time in prison.

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Speaker 1: Before World War Two.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that that had a micro penis.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 4: Other modern celebrity rumors, Pete Davidson became an joke that

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Speaker 4: he had BD. Yes, yeah, Little Ariana Grande, she's petat

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Speaker 4: you know, Liam Neeson. Apparently that was Janis Dickinson. She

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Speaker 4: said that because she slept with him way back in

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Speaker 4: the day, right, William dafot years, Oh, we've seen it,

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Speaker 4: Willem Dafoe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's done lots of one of those dark films,

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Speaker 1: you know, Anti Christ and all that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: In nymphor Maniac, the film that apparently you see it

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Speaker 1: and it is opping. And then some films he said

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Speaker 1: to use a prosthetic to make it smaller. Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: too big to film. They're like, okay, we're just gonna

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Speaker 1: and not the film.

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Speaker 2: That's the time you went.

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Speaker 4: You did the Calvin Climb modeling and they said they

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was too big.

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Speaker 1: They were like, people'll be like, yeah, yeah, we can't

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Speaker 1: and sticks Bess Calvin Kline.

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Speaker 2: I think I think so.

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Speaker 1: I think so.

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Speaker 2: No bad bunnies did tell me.

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Speaker 4: Bad Bunny Bunny, Calvin Clin, shoot you love that.

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Speaker 2: Is your mark.

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Speaker 1: And nice John Ham.

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Speaker 3: Apparently Ham hand by name, hand by name.

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Speaker 1: And Jason Deulo we've seen seen the photos he's like

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Speaker 4: When they're all dead, they'll they'll have no doubt, many

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Speaker 4: many photos articles written about the bad Bunny is a good.

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Speaker 3: Look and just put bad Bunny's Calvin Client.

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Speaker 2: Show's funny too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like the undies?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well we have to move on.

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Speaker 1: Hayley Merest Christmas. What is a bad Bunny and who

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Speaker 1: is he dating? I'm hard launching. You may have noticed

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Speaker 1: when we've done Sprout on the Prow, I sort of

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Speaker 1: on love.

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Speaker 2: When do we get to meet him?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: It's just it's hard because he's so hot and famous.

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Speaker 4: Right, this is like being in high school and that

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Speaker 4: I'm really hot boyfriend. You've got that we still haven't seen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because he works out of town.

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Speaker 3: He's literally getting ready for the next to his Super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: You think it.

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Speaker 3: We've got time to meet all my friends.

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Speaker 1: The podcast network plays it in flesh Chiaparelli, who is

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Speaker 1: a designer like loved By, but most famously at the moment,

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Speaker 1: Arianda Grande's you know wicked dress that everyone's been looking

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Speaker 1: at the Lives love it. There's Cynthia Revo and Chaparelli,

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Speaker 1: Naomi what's bloody? You know?

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Speaker 3: Sarah Pauls and everybody loves you.

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Speaker 1: Big designer, Big designer.

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Speaker 3: They've made a hair trend go viral.

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Speaker 1: It is, and you're you can only do this if

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Speaker 1: you're blessed with thick long hair, So not you. God, No,

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Speaker 1: my hair is thin, wispy little strings.

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Speaker 2: Cannon. Could Shannon do this too?

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Speaker 1: Almost and the longest?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'd be pushing it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So the trend you've got like that, both of

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Speaker 1: you girls could do it with the thickness.

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Speaker 3: I reckon. But here's the trend is you take your long,

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Speaker 1: Be like below breast right vent and you pull it

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Speaker 2: Not if your hair covers your nipples.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty hot, isn't that what Alma ben who did it?

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Speaker 1: Or was Alanis who did it? Because that looks like

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Speaker 1: Alanis Morrissy she had a photo shoot. Were here? It

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Speaker 1: was just here was tom It's mermaid? Is that why

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Speaker 2: That got a little mermaid energy?

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Speaker 1: So you bring the hair down, You bring the hair down,

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Speaker 1: and you would wrap it around your collar like you

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Speaker 1: your hair, Like, Okay, isn't that unique? It's pretty cool,

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Speaker 1: what's what have they done? What do you mean you

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Speaker 1: said this was a fashion brands thing? You can do this.

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Speaker 2: It's a model.

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Speaker 1: They did it on their catwalk. Yeah, everyone's recreating it

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Speaker 1: because obviously the girlies are loving a soup moment at

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Speaker 1: the moment, A rock a suit, you.

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Speaker 8: Know, just chuck a little hair down you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say this woman is blessed in the locks.

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Speaker 3: He's got tubum in fick like you.

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Speaker 1: I could.

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Speaker 3: You'd have to have a wig for this. But a

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Speaker 3: tie made out of your own hair.

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Speaker 1: I think it looks so it's kind of cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if I did.

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Speaker 3: It, we could just give you some extensions.

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Speaker 1: You could do a bow tie. Could you do a

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Speaker 1: bow tie? No?

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Speaker 2: No, that's kind of like a yeah, but.

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Speaker 1: You have no actual here and now there's no here left.

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Speaker 1: You look like one of those guys that's just grown

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Speaker 1: a chin strap to hide his pitch. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, if you're blessed with lovely long thick here, give

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Speaker 1: The ZM podcast Network, What's going on? Ms Fletched, Vaughn

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Speaker 1: and Haley from the Fletch, Vorn and Haley group Chat.

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Speaker 2: This is the top six.

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Speaker 4: Yes, a Auckland Man arrested after swallowing a thirty three

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Speaker 4: thousand dollars Faberge locket. This was the Faberge Adames Bond

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Speaker 4: octopusy egg pendant.

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Speaker 1: It sells yuk. It is so garish, it's horrendous. So

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Speaker 1: it's a locket on a necklace.

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Speaker 4: The green egg opens up and there's a gold octopus

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Speaker 4: inside with black so it's got black diamonds for eyes.

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Speaker 4: It's made of eighteen carrot yellow gold and set with

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Speaker 4: sixty white diamonds and fifteen blue sapphires.

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Speaker 1: And somebody's paying thirty three thousand dollars for that. I

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Speaker 1: don't think anyone is.

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Speaker 3: So weird.

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Speaker 1: It's so not New Zealand. Yeah, I know the fab eggs.

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Speaker 1: I mean they're worth like some of them are like millions.

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Speaker 4: Is that a brand fab right? Like those famous eggs

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Speaker 4: or French. I always found it like it was Russian

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Speaker 4: because they look like a Russian. Yeah, feels very French.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: Faberget was a jewelry firm founded in eighteen forty two

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Speaker 4: in Saint Petersburg, Russia by Gustav Faberge. You go, what

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Speaker 4: is it with the Russians and hiding things and eggs? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and they're doing maybe just very efficient use of space

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Speaker 4: and I don't know, good stuff, sons. Peter Carl, that's

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Speaker 4: your name, but backwards.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well that's crazy. Yeah, right, you're Carl, Peter. I'm

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Speaker 1: not Russian, though, are you. You're here to the fair

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Speaker 1: fortune accent. This whole time, I wish it was I

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Speaker 1: heard them, you'd be dead, I reckon, Well, but don't

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Speaker 1: because you were born in the eighteen hundred.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, Peter Carl fair Well, look at this fellow.

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Speaker 4: He died in nineteen twenty in Sweatzerland.

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Speaker 2: Oh he w.

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Speaker 9: This was something.

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Speaker 1: It was long before my tongues. It was a couple

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Speaker 1: of years before I was born. Well, this man, he

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Speaker 1: swallowed it right.

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Speaker 4: And then the police were called the Auckland City Beat Team.

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Speaker 1: They're walking around on the beat.

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Speaker 4: They're going to have to go via Briscos on the

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Speaker 4: way home to the sALS and get a sieve. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: they get a civil right because he has been charged

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Speaker 4: with theft and remained in custody. Were appeared in Auckland

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Speaker 4: District Court. No word whether or not they made Hi

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Speaker 4: purpin or sizing Madam poop into the sieve.

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Speaker 3: There's no other way to have gone around it.

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Speaker 4: Well, so you're not reselling that. They're gonna have to

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Speaker 4: write that off, aren't they. That's going to need a

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Speaker 4: big wash in that thing that they put all you

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Speaker 4: you ring into and the thing and it vibrates since

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Speaker 4: the year finish your shakes all the pools out.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's going to be some around that.

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Speaker 4: So I'll got the top six other things that you

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Speaker 4: that actually have been swallowed to be stolen.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is real.

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Speaker 4: Well number six is the original swallowing heist in ancient Rome. Uh,

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Speaker 4: they would pirates and smugglers would eat pearls and precious stones,

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Speaker 4: swallow them to avoid taxes.

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Speaker 2: Oh and then poop them out and then the tax free.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's actually how I bring things back from Australia.

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Speaker 4: You used to avoid the income tax, the tariffs and yeah, taxes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, up the bar in the mouth out the bart.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry yeah, yeah, a long way the long.

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Speaker 1: Route number five.

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Speaker 4: In twenty seventeen, an Irish drug mule was arrested and

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Speaker 4: he immediately popped the sim cud out of his phone

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Speaker 4: and ate it so that the police could access is contacts.

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Speaker 4: Doctor said the sharp edges on that and the fact

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Speaker 4: that it will not break down, are going to risk

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Speaker 4: internal tearing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah right.

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Speaker 1: But then apparently when it came out, I couldn't get anything

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Speaker 1: off it, Yeah, because the stomach acids would into it. Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And number four on the list of the top six

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Speaker 4: things you could swallow to steal in Sri Lanka. In

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Speaker 4: twenty sixteen, a trader ate a massive ruby. He wrapped

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Speaker 4: it in clingfilm and swallowed it like glad rab Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Why because he thought it would slider it out easier.

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Speaker 4: Maybe he's a one thousand carrot rough ruby.

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Speaker 2: It made a very uncomfortable.

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Speaker 4: Would have been that big? Would it have been the

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Speaker 4: size of a carrot rough ruby? Well, it's a rough

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Speaker 4: it's an unrefined yeah right. I would have probably pretty

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Speaker 4: big before Yeah, probably the best heed. I would have

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Speaker 4: colded it and yogurt.

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Speaker 2: That's just a great idea.

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Speaker 1: That's a good good way.

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Speaker 4: Sultana raisin thing that they have in the muse line

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Speaker 4: yoga covered raisins the Rocky Road. Number three on the

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Speaker 4: list of the top six things swallowed to be stolen.

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Speaker 4: There was and twenty ten a Brazilian jewelry thief who

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Speaker 4: swallowed twenty two diamonds. He grabbed the diamonds and swallowed them.

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Speaker 4: Police caught him due to his bulging cheek because he

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Speaker 4: couldn't swallow them all because he didn't have a drink

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Speaker 4: water or some yoga. Yeah, and he was gagging, so

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Speaker 4: he spat some out.

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Speaker 1: But then they did an X ray on him and

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Speaker 1: his stomach was full of diamonds. Full of diamonds.

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Speaker 2: Imagine if you did that. But then some of them

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Speaker 2: just stayed in there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're all sparkly and rich in the guts.

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Speaker 4: They need to get them all out, so they give

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Speaker 4: you a They give you that stuff that you take

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Speaker 4: before a colonoscopy. Oh yeah, it blows out. And then

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Speaker 4: they seending the camera up to grab the last couple.

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Speaker 4: Number two on the list of the top six things

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Speaker 4: stolen by swallowing an Antwerp diamonds Swallowing Gang and twenty

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Speaker 4: thirteen stole fifty thousand worth of diamonds and they got

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Speaker 4: They were trying to get them out through Brussels airport.

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Speaker 4: They were swallowed in latex wrap. Russels sprouts here portals sprouts.

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Speaker 1: They say it's full name.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, I'm sorry, I shortened that to Brussel or

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Speaker 4: brust for sure. Airport security flagged them because they were

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Speaker 4: behaving nervously and so they were X rayed and it

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Speaker 4: revealed their stones.

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Speaker 1: So police had.

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Speaker 4: To hold them at the airport until mat you one course,

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Speaker 4: and they pooped them out. And number one of the

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Speaker 4: less of the top six things actually swallowed to be stolen.

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Speaker 4: And twenty twelve a man it was in a mining

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Speaker 4: museum and he was like, this is is a real

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Speaker 4: gold nugget and they said yes, and then they turned

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Speaker 4: around and then they came back around and it was gone.

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Speaker 4: And he ate a three ounce gold nugget from a

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Speaker 4: mining museum to hide it from the police. It showed

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Speaker 4: up on an X ray. Apparently gold just super vibrant

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Speaker 4: on an X ray. Oh really, And yeah, they could

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Speaker 4: see it in the stomach.

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Speaker 1: Funny, and they had to wait for him to purp

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Speaker 1: it out.

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Speaker 2: Gold make you feel pretty.

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Speaker 3: It'd be nice, nice to look at once.

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Speaker 1: It was a nice change from carrots and yeah corn, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a corn. Yeah. So that is today self sex

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Speaker 1: does that? M podcast network plays went out for din

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Speaker 1: Dom's had a hotel stay. Oh okay, as I just

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Speaker 1: by yourself and wanted to like to tell us I

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Speaker 1: told you before. Me and bad Bunny are dating. And

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Speaker 1: he was in town, right, and he was like, let's

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Speaker 1: go to an extent. But I reckon, No, no, not alone, okay,

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Speaker 1: not alone.

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Speaker 2: She's pulled a handbreak, hasn't she.

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Speaker 1: No, there's no handbrake being pulled. I just had a

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Speaker 1: lovely romantic He's done a yui. I've haven't done a

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Speaker 1: ui anyway. So I got to the hotel a bit earlier,

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Speaker 1: and I had lots of small bag. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why I do this constantly. Instead of just packing like

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Speaker 1: a big bag. I packed so many little.

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Speaker 4: Bags because they actually make these things. They're quite large.

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Speaker 4: You can get them in different sizes, but they can

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Speaker 4: be like they can go up to quite large large,

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Speaker 4: two cases a case.

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Speaker 3: I had a.

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Speaker 1: Suit and I had stuff and I needed like a

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Speaker 1: case for it, but they didn't have anything like that.

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Speaker 3: So I just had a.

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Speaker 1: Series of totes. Okay, right, I had like five totes.

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Speaker 1: And then I like pulled up and I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Perfect.

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Speaker 1: They hit one of those wheelie trolleys.

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Speaker 4: You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, little yeah, my favorite going

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Speaker 4: up to your room and someone tries to put that

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Speaker 4: in the lift with you and you're like, maybe you

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Speaker 4: wait for.

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Speaker 1: The next Yeah. It takes up a lot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 4: And it's got four direction of wheels that don't want

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Speaker 4: to play ball most.

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Speaker 1: Of the time. Yeah, totally. So I just get this

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Speaker 1: on my little totes on here. I just need a

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Speaker 1: case for my suits and stuff. But anyway, so there's

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Speaker 1: an invention in there. I just can't think of it.

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Speaker 1: And I put this on listening and the concierge comes

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Speaker 1: out and I was like, okay, so we're not saying

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Speaker 1: we're not staying at a it's not the IBus, we're

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Speaker 1: not staying at a Quiss sweets in now.

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Speaker 3: Fair nice and it was Norse.

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Speaker 1: And so he comes out and he was like, I'll

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Speaker 1: take that for you, and I was like, oh my lord.

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Speaker 1: So I hung up my outfit for dinner later. I

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Speaker 1: was on a coat hang and I hung it up

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Speaker 1: on the little trolley bit and he wheels it off

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't know where that's going.

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Speaker 1: So I go and I check in and I get

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Speaker 1: up to my room. I've got no stuff. Yes, it

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Speaker 1: all feels quite weird. Get up to my room and

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Speaker 1: walk in and all my stuff's in't there? Oh wow? Okay,

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Speaker 1: it was like, this is quite nice, including the birthday

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Speaker 1: cake I had baked, and there's quite a lot of

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Speaker 1: it left, and I've got it in my car.

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Speaker 2: We couln't try, yeah, because it was carrot it.

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Speaker 3: Like I nail.

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Speaker 1: Well, I can go get some for us, maybe in

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Speaker 1: the in the break, but I've got to save Betsy

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Speaker 1: and crack go.

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Speaker 2: Now I doubt what you the cake.

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Speaker 1: I just say, we'll just end the break and you

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Speaker 1: go get the cake.

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Speaker 2: Just finish it up.

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Speaker 1: Now, come back next and with the rest daily story. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: just it's just a little little tip. But there's a

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Speaker 1: little tip finish or you want to do a two

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Speaker 1: parter to it. No, I can't be bothered. Also a

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Speaker 1: sort of presenter's we've got Tom Sains coming in and

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Speaker 1: stopped messing up the shots up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I get.

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Speaker 1: Into the room sometimes his father and I went very hard.

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Speaker 3: So I get into the room.

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Speaker 1: All my stuff's there, including the cake, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: this is great. And then I walk around the corner

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Speaker 1: with there's this little wardrobe and he's hung up my outfit,

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Speaker 1: which is when I clocked that I forgot. Sometimes when

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Speaker 1: and I do this in the mornings, when I put

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Speaker 1: and I'm planning on red wearing, and I will say

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Speaker 1: it was.

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Speaker 3: Red and it was skimpy.

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Speaker 1: At the hotel, he sees us all the time, and

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Speaker 1: I feel like he anxiously hung.

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Speaker 3: No, it was hanging off the coat hang.

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Speaker 2: All right, Okay, but he'd hung.

451
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Speaker 1: He had taken the jacket off and hung that on

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Speaker 1: its own hangar. So it was the outfit with the

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Speaker 1: red g banger and the thing. I was like, please

454
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Speaker 1: intentionally right as you say, he knows what goes on

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Speaker 1: in those rights for God's say.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just eat carrot cake.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, me by myself, Me and bad Bunny eating

458
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Speaker 1: carrot cake in a red thong. Plays plays end.

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Speaker 3: It is hard to say. It's hard to believe.

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Speaker 1: We're but three weeks away from Christmas, basically goodness twenty

461
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Speaker 1: two days away today, and in studio we have a

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Speaker 1: couple of Christmas elves.

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Speaker 9: Marry Christmas. I can only do said, I can only

464
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Speaker 9: de Santa.

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Speaker 3: Claus, so Tom and Lara.

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Speaker 1: I hear from Dinah Motion, which is a comedy dance troupe,

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Speaker 1: and you guys are doing a Christmas show. But are

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Speaker 1: you today? Am I wrong in introducing you as Laren

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Speaker 1: Tom or do you want do you have little elf names?

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Speaker 9: Let's go Laren Tom because we are actually not the

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Speaker 9: most important hours. We are our three and four, So

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Speaker 9: there are some elves with names.

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Speaker 1: Have been how many elms are there in total? Because

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Speaker 1: three and four is quite high. If there's one hundred,

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Speaker 1: well teen in the show.

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Speaker 9: There's fourteen. But the thing is is like we u yeah,

477
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Speaker 9: there were speaking hours and then there are because it's

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Speaker 9: a dance like we're the back up kind of olms

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Speaker 9: that aren't that important.

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Speaker 3: Why did do that to yourself?

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Speaker 1: Laura?

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Speaker 3: Don't you choreograph these?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, actually I've got a different role in the show,

485
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Speaker 10: and hence the cupcakes we've bought in. I play Ashley,

486
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Speaker 10: who's a baker, and she kind of fulfills the hallmark

487
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Speaker 10: kind of Christmas movie thread.

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Speaker 1: There's several threads that we can't pull together.

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Speaker 9: So she falls in love with the prince that she

490
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Speaker 9: doesn't know as the prince that comes into a cupcake shop,

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Speaker 9: and then there's the cute meat and then try to

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Speaker 9: hand let's retract.

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Speaker 3: It's cool.

494
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Speaker 1: It's called a Christmas crisis. It's dance, it's the it's

495
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Speaker 1: Christmas on steroids. Yes, if you haven't seen a Dinamotion

496
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Speaker 1: show before, it is comedy dance.

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Speaker 3: But you're also telling a story through it.

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Speaker 9: Great. Yes, we lip sank, so we pre record, We

499
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Speaker 9: record all the characters, and.

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Speaker 10: This show we kind of take four different tales of

501
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Speaker 10: Christmas woe. This is Mark's story and this climate change

502
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Speaker 10: and the Clauses going through a sort of messy breakup

503
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Speaker 10: and and uh and then they sort of all kind

504
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Speaker 10: of culminate.

505
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Speaker 9: In and the Alps are like being pushed out by

506
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Speaker 9: Timur and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: And so there's a big kind.

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Speaker 10: Of climax that kind of references a bunch of like

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Speaker 10: Guy had guys and listens.

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Speaker 9: But I just want to say, it's an hour and

511
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Speaker 9: a half plus interval, and we squeeze all of this chaos.

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Speaker 3: We've seen a Dinamosis show before and now are so

513
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Speaker 3: chaotic and this just sounds like the next level.

514
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Speaker 9: I would say, so yeah, I think so too. Yeah,

515
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Speaker 9: But just for all the listeners we try, we don't

516
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Speaker 9: even try our hard as we work so hard on

517
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Speaker 9: those dancers, and even if we're not dancers, we go

518
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Speaker 9: so hard.

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Speaker 1: Tom's a demon. Yes maybe mate, Well, no, you have

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Speaker 1: made it seem very silly and maybe perhaps it could be,

521
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Speaker 1: you know, a bit for privolous and maybe not good dance,

522
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Speaker 1: but it's that it is truly one of the funnest

523
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Speaker 1: shows to see, a dinomotion show and with a Christmas spirit.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you want tickets, are you?

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Speaker 1: If Flower is a Flowers a cupcake baker and the

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Speaker 1: show I was going to.

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Speaker 4: Test her, so she had a baking show. It got canceled.

529
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Speaker 4: So she likes to.

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Speaker 1: Judging other people's baby. I've just listened to judging let's dive,

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Speaker 1: Let's love it, have a little buns, lovely moisture to that,

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Speaker 1: and I would love to say the gesh has a

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Speaker 1: slight grain to it, Lara, That's what I'm just kidding there.

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Speaker 1: It's I think maybe you've whipped it at the wrong

535
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Speaker 1: temperature a little bit. I agree with. Yeah, this is.

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Speaker 3: Lovely muff.

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Speaker 9: The ganesh was absolutely melting as we were creating it.

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Speaker 1: Well, you guys are playing you open in a week's time.

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Speaker 1: On Winter tenth all the way to the twin of December,

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Speaker 1: straight up to Christmas. Get in the in the festive spirit.

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Speaker 1: Where can we get tickets?

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Speaker 3: Are you at?

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Speaker 1: You're at?

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Speaker 3: Guys?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for bringing the festive spirit into

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Speaker 1: the studio and for this delicious if not a little grainy.

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Speaker 5: Make play that ends fleshborn and hailey, silly little pool.

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Speaker 1: It is so silly, silly.

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Speaker 11: Silly that silly little pool, silly little pool, silly little pole,

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Speaker 11: silly little.

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Speaker 1: Pole, silly.

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Speaker 2: Today's silly little pole.

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Speaker 3: What isn't Do you use.

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Speaker 4: Car shade in summer? You know those ones that you

555
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Speaker 4: pop up in your wind screen, So usually reflective stops

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Speaker 4: your car, stops the sun, making the dashboard hot stop

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Speaker 4: it dat keeps the heat out of the car because

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Speaker 4: of the angle of the windscreen.

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Speaker 1: And sometimes they're like mirrored, they're silver, and they were

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Speaker 1: flick the so the whole car doesn't get us hold.

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Speaker 1: I mean, they're perfect if you can if you need

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Speaker 1: to park at the beach and you can't park under

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Speaker 1: a tree. I love the sort of gamble of getting

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Speaker 1: in the car at the beach and the wheel you've

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Speaker 1: got liver seats and the Sun's been cooking them all.

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Speaker 4: The seat belts are like red hot and you're touching

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Speaker 4: on your leg. You can buy them like rep Co

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Speaker 4: have them twenty bars, twenty five. You can buy a

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Speaker 4: hold in one born. You'd love that, Ford Ambassador. Are

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Speaker 4: you a fording a Ranger?

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Speaker 1: You're I'm the ranger.

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Speaker 4: I don't have to hold your dad's Afford man. I'm

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Speaker 4: a ford Man.

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Speaker 3: You Ford Ranger?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's ranger holding Okay, year, okay, yeah holding.

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Speaker 1: How embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: That was so embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: It's a hats.

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Speaker 2: We have a Diahetza growing. It was a great car

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Speaker 2: you have. I don't know it was blue. No, it

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Speaker 2: would have been bigger than that.

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Speaker 4: Loos No had some funny cars, but no one makes

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Speaker 4: sillier cars than Thisten.

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Speaker 1: Can we listen? This is weird because they do things

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Speaker 1: like the GTR Skyline.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then.

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Speaker 1: They'll do a cute and then they do a t

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Speaker 1: and he's just like, what are you doing that? We've

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Speaker 1: done as we've made a carpet's too cool, So now

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have to make a snail car. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: can't I know they did goddamn this and you are

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Speaker 1: just rogue.

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Speaker 4: They are chicky, a little big as they do use

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Speaker 4: a car shade in summer. Saving moms just kicks Dietsu Shara.

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Speaker 3: She's listening and she is on the pulse. Good morning Bev.

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Speaker 4: I think she bought one of that brand because they

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Speaker 4: might have given it away.

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Speaker 2: And Wheel of.

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Speaker 4: Fortune, Yeah, I loved giving away giving away the terrios yeah,

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Speaker 4: nine sex nine sex? Does your grandma still drive the tearos?

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Speaker 4: She want to sail of the Century.

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Speaker 1: Or Wheel of Fortune? Nine sex nine sex? Does your

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Speaker 1: was your grandma? And Will of Fortune? Sex? It was

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Speaker 1: a family member on Sale of the Century? N sex?

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Speaker 1: Do you a car shade?

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Speaker 4: And some seventy eight percent of people said no, twenty

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Speaker 4: two percent said yes. Emma said I have a Tesla

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Speaker 4: and can remotely call it down. I'm sorry, I'm hearing

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Speaker 4: no more from the Tesla driver. I see it if

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Speaker 4: anyone Musk wasn't such a dick. I love a Tesler.

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Speaker 3: That's so cool.

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Speaker 4: They are so like I've been seen uber Tesslers and

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Speaker 4: they're so nice.

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Speaker 1: That Batman we'll call them, has a flood launch limb wow,

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Speaker 1: hard launch hard launch.

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Speaker 2: She stayed in the hotel with that launch.

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Speaker 1: On the Lover's Dead Highway. She's pulling off the love

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Speaker 1: bill she launched.

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Speaker 3: He's got a.

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Speaker 1: Polestar Chinese is Flime Flyme flim Flame, and it's the

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Speaker 1: fanciest thing you'd ever see. It's got messages in the

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Speaker 1: in the seats.

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Speaker 2: The Chinese have gone too far.

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Speaker 1: I don't need I don't need a gooch touch when

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Speaker 1: I'm driving one hundred oh you on the white cut

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Speaker 1: to Expressway by person mudly, you know what that means.

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Speaker 1: It's a pole sating your butt. You're like, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: Matt said, I wish I did. They're more useful.

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Speaker 4: They're very useful, but I ce BF because when do

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Speaker 4: you put them when you're not using them?

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Speaker 1: Great point.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never lived anywhere consistently hot enough to think

633
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 4: about buying one, but this Perth summer is making it tempting.

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00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 4: With a high of thirty nine degrees, I think you'd

635
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Speaker 4: need to in Perth.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, five six eight. My sister was on Wheeler.

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Speaker 2: Fortune, Thank you for What did she win?

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Speaker 1: What did she want? Does she win or did she

639
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Speaker 1: not win? Nine sex?

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Speaker 2: Nine sex? What did she win?

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Speaker 1: What did she win?

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Speaker 3: Did you know that you can tune your Ranger on

643
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Speaker 3: remotely and cooler.

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Speaker 1: Apparently that apparently well apparently apparently apparently you can.

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Speaker 2: Why didn't you fill the careless?

646
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Speaker 1: Apparently there's a whole lot of things I could do.

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Speaker 2: You drop me home so many times you We could

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Speaker 2: cool it to nine. We could cool the Ranger so

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Speaker 2: that I don't feel hot.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he doesn't, girl, I'll google how to remotely cool

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Speaker 1: ranger here, thank you, Lucy said, And the cargo sent

652
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Speaker 1: your supply of panteos.

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Speaker 4: God no one of the New Zealand television's dying. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: God prize away prizes like that. Corney said, No, I

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Speaker 4: just don't think they work. The car is still going

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Speaker 4: to be hot, also almostly running late, so I don't

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Speaker 4: have it's very.

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Speaker 2: Hard to fold. It is hard to fault.

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Speaker 4: I think they actually couldn't be easy to fold.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's thinking of a map. Yeah, she's thinking of.

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Speaker 3: On the wrong folds.

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Speaker 1: What was shade with those pantyhose? Nine sex nine cents? Be?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I am by the Ford app. There's an app

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Speaker 1: for the Ranger modern cars, there's always who would have thought?

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Speaker 1: But then what is the what does the Ranger have

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Speaker 1: to be within? What were you are the worst Ranger

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Speaker 1: ambassador there is. They said ranger about a thousand times.

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Speaker 2: Didn't they run you through.

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Speaker 1: How to do all that? Man was just like the keys.

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Speaker 3: Brah, I don't think you were listening.

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Speaker 4: We said, if you answered years to having the sunscreen thing,

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Speaker 1: But we simply don't have the time. Were you ever

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Speaker 3: something like, we all know what she's talking about.

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Speaker 1: She's got her phone and she's got because you're popping

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Speaker 1: off to stray or aren't your bad? I am, and

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Speaker 1: Flitch has been helping you with the Wise card and

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Speaker 1: the and the currency and all there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to use my code, let me know.

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Speaker 4: I can still get people messaging me about my travelsome

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Speaker 4: code I give five dollars every time message me because

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Speaker 4: Hailey doesn't reply on Instagram and I don't want it.

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Speaker 4: I want the Wise credit right, Well, you're popping off

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Speaker 4: to Australia. Three people signed up using my code and

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Speaker 4: then put the money on the card.

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Speaker 2: And I got one hundred and thirty bucks.

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Speaker 1: What I know it's one hundred.

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't be using like a free to.

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Speaker 1: You need to give that back to insid me pull

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Speaker 1: it from a cold dead hands.

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Speaker 2: He's in a recession. He needs it so well.

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Speaker 3: So you're going to Australia. You've been asked, is.

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Speaker 4: This your first overseas trip with the boyfriend or have

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Speaker 4: you been overseas before.

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Speaker 1: We've been overseas before. Oh okay, yeah, but this is

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Speaker 1: the first romantic get away.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, cu Q, We're going to Lady Gaga, really romantic.

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Speaker 4: I kind of regret not getting tickets because it's going

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Speaker 4: to be amazing.

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Speaker 1: And also, how you going to Lady Gaga? Nine six

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Speaker 2: Did you win a prize on Sturn of the Century.

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Speaker 1: Okay, right now, if you can prove you are on

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Speaker 1: wheel fortune and you're going to Lady Gaga this weekend,

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Speaker 1: I'll than one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: No one's texting on episodes, but someone nine six nine six.

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Speaker 4: Is born on myths, on the verge of a mental

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Speaker 4: breakdown menthol breakdown, So hang on.

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Speaker 1: So Carl, when's going to Australia. You've beginning your finances

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Speaker 1: in line with your wife card and then you walked

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Speaker 1: into the studio yes, and said, isn't it great how

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Speaker 1: the calculator on the iPhone has the automatic conversion.

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you are what, Yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: what now here, I am using that foreign exchange app.

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Speaker 1: I've had that for an old boomer. Now listen, if

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Speaker 1: you are listening to this as a listener and going,

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Speaker 1: they've already talked about this. I know because I've already

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Speaker 1: told you through this and I'm pretty sure we talked

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Speaker 1: about it. I don't have it. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: get up at four o'clock in the morning, my brain.

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Speaker 2: Did we mention this when it happened?

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Speaker 3: Message on? Did you talk about this already? Nine six?

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Speaker 1: Okay? But I will explain it again. So you go

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Speaker 1: into your calculator on this is iPhone, I assume Samsung,

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Speaker 1: and all of those nine six you want on a

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Speaker 1: Samsung nine six nine sex, did you have this on

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Speaker 1: Samsung eight years ago before iPhone? So you go into

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Speaker 1: your calculator and it's just a normal cutator. You go

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Speaker 1: up to the right hand corner and there's a picture

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Speaker 1: of a calculator.

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Speaker 3: Calculator and calculator.

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Speaker 1: It's very metter, and then it has basic scientific math

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Speaker 1: notes and convert and.

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Speaker 3: Right now, my god, you're aqui pesos.

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Speaker 1: That's where I want to know.

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Speaker 4: So you can do any of the currencies, and I'm

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Speaker 4: guessing it just uses like whatever the latest raters, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it won't be like one hundred Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you can convert space area.

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Speaker 3: Do you know how.

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Speaker 1: Many tiger you know when you're baking you need to

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Speaker 1: convert pounds and stuff into Oh my god, gigabytes? Hower

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Speaker 1: stop fuel force, just money.

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Speaker 3: Money, I use lots figuring out food.

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Speaker 1: No sex, none sex.

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Speaker 2: Have you converted from a faith or have you converted.

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Speaker 1: Time so you could go seconds to hours?

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Speaker 2: Angle? You can convert angle?

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Speaker 1: How many?

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Speaker 2: How many seconds? Or in a thousand hours?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And also I will say a side note to this hack.

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Speaker 1: On the left hand side, there's a little clock that

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Speaker 1: will show you all of the previous convert like things

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Speaker 1: that you've already done, the conversion history.

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Speaker 3: On your question.

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Speaker 1: Three million, six hundred thousand seconds in one thousand hours? Wow,

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Speaker 1: how do you How would you spend one thousand hours?

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Speaker 1: Can everyone stop texting? In that? This is a better

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Speaker 1: hack than I do. This isn't a hack. This is

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Speaker 1: a function of a phone. Because Carwen hack Carwhen's hack

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Speaker 1: actually use in the morning when car where the five

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Speaker 1: start hack plays?

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Speaker 5: It ends flesh one and Haley.

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Speaker 3: George's m you probably didn't realize this, but it's so good.

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Speaker 3: You just played a Lewis Capaldi song.

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Speaker 1: That's how time.

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Speaker 9: How time.

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Speaker 1: He wouldn't have noticed that he's done this, But I'll

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Speaker 1: I'll make the connection here because where you going to

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Speaker 1: talk about right now?

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Speaker 2: Crazy?

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Speaker 4: Nine sex? Nine sex? What's your biggest coincidence so far?

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Speaker 2: That Georgia?

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Speaker 1: It was like something I'm doing my joke?

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Speaker 2: Man, guys, how good was it last night?

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Speaker 12: He just he just oozes everything.

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Speaker 2: He's like funny too.

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Speaker 1: But he stood up.

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Speaker 12: So he came out and he sang three songs and

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Speaker 12: then he stood there.

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Speaker 8: Anyone was like wow, and then eyone laughed. He didn't

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Speaker 8: say anything on this point and then he goes, well hello,

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Speaker 8: and then anyone laughed, and I was like, the dude

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Speaker 8: could say anything, anything and we're gonna love it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so.

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Speaker 12: He's got that could be the Scotsman and know it's

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Speaker 12: the excent And just even was because he talked a

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Speaker 12: lot about Harry took time off like mental health and

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Speaker 12: stuff and.

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Speaker 4: People it's important to it's just important to keep on working.

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Speaker 4: When your mental health and the and the gunny, you

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Speaker 4: just keep pushing.

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Speaker 1: Your medal health, mind, sex and sex. If you push

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Speaker 1: yourself a little too far, does your mum call you

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Speaker 1: every day to make sure you're okay?

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Speaker 2: Mind sex and.

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Speaker 3: Sexime sex, Did your mom move them with you to

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Speaker 3: make sure you're okay? Because his voice is amazing live,

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Speaker 3: Like he's one of those people that you know doesn't

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Speaker 3: disappoint when you see them live, it's almost bitter. Yeah, yeah, legit,

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Speaker 3: it's so much better.

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Speaker 12: But you can tell because the sparkering a what teen

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Speaker 12: thirty normal wrapper?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think most most things have to be finished

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Speaker 4: by living there.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, he was like solid ten past here and it

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Speaker 12: makes me go, like, maybe he's just sit limits to

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Speaker 12: us because obviously you can't handle keep going forever. Yeah,

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Speaker 12: and he but like no, everyone just loved him and

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Speaker 12: wanted to look out for him. And the craziest thing

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Speaker 12: was this is also the kind of humor he's got.

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Speaker 12: He talked a lot about his mental health and how

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Speaker 12: hard it was and how this.

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Speaker 1: New EP is given as like all about that, and.

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Speaker 3: Someone's like what and he's like, yeah, whoa me into health?

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Speaker 1: Guys love it.

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Speaker 12: He just honestly owned it and like his voice is

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Speaker 12: next level. Finishing with the whole crowd singing someone you

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Speaker 12: loved and he didn't even.

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Speaker 2: Had nice like that. I'm paying to see him.

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Speaker 1: You know. That's kind of the thing now because remember

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Speaker 1: when he couldn't finish the finished it and he went

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Speaker 1: back to where was there and then the audience did

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Speaker 1: it again. So that's like his thing. Yeah, sold out,

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Speaker 1: He'll be bad, guys, he'll be back. I swear, it's unreal. Wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: you swearing?

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Speaker 2: I know the same behavior.

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Speaker 3: That's just where did Georgie get the.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen such audacity?

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Speaker 4: Next time the show, we actually do want a nine

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Speaker 4: six ninety six you and ask about your parents.

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Speaker 7: Mom's ringing, she's checking it.

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Speaker 2: You need to answer it now and morning here put

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Speaker 2: it on speaking just.

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Speaker 1: The way we're on.

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Speaker 3: I'm on here with which Wood and Haley.

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Speaker 11: Hi Mom, Okay, last night was just an awesome experience

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Speaker 11: for you.

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Speaker 7: Awful, I mean, just experience for you, and.

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Speaker 1: I understand that I'm here for you.

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Speaker 3: She's and I told they love Lewis and I told

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Speaker 3: them it was an awful night.

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Speaker 1: So that's why she's taking you. Would George is doing

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Speaker 1: sarcasm famously.

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Speaker 3: Georgia, I gotta go. That makes you busy love you

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Speaker 3: love you mom?

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Speaker 1: Okay nine six nine s nine six nine sex. When

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Speaker 1: did you last thing up on your parents?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: Genuinely, though, we are going to talk about your parents

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Speaker 1: and if they were a nightmare on Christmas.

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Speaker 5: The Fleetwood and Haley bed Listen.

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Speaker 1: We talked about this the other day. People experts were

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Speaker 1: chiming in on how much time it's too much time

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Speaker 1: this Christmas has been with your family and ways to

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Speaker 1: sort of escape and get away. Another article that took

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Speaker 1: with me a lot is phrases not to use therapy

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Speaker 1: is phrases not to use on your parents this Christmas

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Speaker 1: unless you want a riot. Phrases like mum, I am

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Speaker 1: protecting my peace.

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Speaker 4: Which famously any of these will go down great with boomers.

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Speaker 1: Basically, it's phrases that we modern people have learned from

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Speaker 1: being a little bit more aware or having therapy. God,

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Speaker 1: my therapist is going to get a doozy today. Buckler

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Speaker 1: nine six nine sex Virginia, are you ready?

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Speaker 4: Nine six timee sexes everybody else you're.

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Speaker 2: Just still a double.

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Speaker 1: Actually we should love to catch up couples cute. So basically,

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Speaker 1: if you're using these therapy phrases against your boom of

895
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Speaker 1: parents who don't understand this way of thinking. You're going

896
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: to alienate them, You're going to make them feel, you know, attacked,

897
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: and then that's when they get.

898
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 3: All I'm wanting you think?

899
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 4: Have you seen the real it had hundreds of thousands

900
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 4: of likes of like phrases you hear from your emotionally

901
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 4: immature appearance.

902
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing.

903
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 3: So yeah, so the ones that we need to avoid.

904
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm protecting my pace and still say something like oh mom,

905
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: I said to I need to calm down. Can we

906
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: talk later? Just a bit more basic? Don't call your

907
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: parents emotionally immature.

908
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 2: I mean I wouldn't dare because my mum's not above

909
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 2: a whack.

910
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally and stead trying. You know, I find it

911
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: hard to talk about emotions between us. Can we try

912
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: a different approach? You're guess lighting me, guest lamping, guest lamp.

913
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 2: Remember you remembered it wrong? Remember you remember it wrong?

914
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: Sure?

915
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 2: Because you're a little bit crazy?

916
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 9: Am I am?

917
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: I been guest. It's always been called guest lamp nine sex,

918
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: nine sex, It's always been guess lamping, right, guys, guys's crazy?

919
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 2: She's remembering that's wrong?

920
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 1: Uh?

921
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 3: You don't use these phrases.

922
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 1: But I need to sit boundaries, you know, just it's

923
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: it's just going to make them say a little bit

924
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: of time.

925
00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 3: I need a bit of space.

926
00:42:59,320 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I.

927
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 1: Want to know with this period a heat of Christmas,

928
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: when were your parents a nightmare on Christmas? And maybe

929
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: it was a tantrum, Maybe it was this hot, you know,

930
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: maybe maybe the Christmas day has got a bit much

931
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: for marm got a bit much for that because mums

932
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: do everything. We've all seen the Bear. Yeah, that episode

933
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 1: of the Bear. I'm going to watch it again.

934
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 3: I can't anxiety, can't handle it.

935
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 2: I know sometimes I'm just bathing it. It's awful anxiety shower.

936
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: But you know, like it's like Christmas, the tension, the pressure.

937
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 4: And maybe like these added guests at Christmas, like you know,

938
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 4: someone's bringing a new partner and mama, Mama isn't happy

939
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 4: with the parents. Yes, okay, so these are the stories

940
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 4: we want to hear this morning. I'll wait one hundred

941
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 4: dollars at m nine six nine sex texted.

942
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: When were your parents a nightmare on Christmas? When were

943
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: your parents a nightmare on Christmas? Therapists have given the

944
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: phrases that we use sort of Millennials and Zennioles.

945
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 3: Shouldn't use it, you know, to trigger our parents. The

946
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 3: very it's like triggering. Yeah, we shouldn't use around our

947
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 3: parents because we're theopizing them.

948
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: Anonymous joints the morning, Anonymous. What what happened with the

949
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: parents at Christmas? Is? This is Anonymous?

950
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 6: My mum got drunk? Shut yourself.

951
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we just can't can't skip over shooting yourself.

952
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: We're going to stop you there.

953
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 4: Anonymous. What time of the day to mum? Should have pants?

954
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 6: Time?

955
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 1: Time? Did you get that boost by the lunchtime? Shouldn't

956
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 1: your pants? This is sort of a late afternoon. I've

957
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: never been so boozed. I shaped myself.

958
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is this is like she was in his seventies,

959
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 6: Brandy or something like. What No, just oh my, she's

960
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 6: just enjoying Christmas.

961
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Christmas pants. So wait, mamma is on the turps.

962
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 1: She ships her pants at lunchtime. At lunchtime, and then

963
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: what happens to the day she.

964
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 6: So I've gone and tracked it down in the bathroom

965
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 6: and she's got in the shower, and and then I'm

966
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 6: trying to deal with her clothes and ask your undeath

967
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,720
Speaker 6: were and she had flushed them down the toilet.

968
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: It's not one of the peas. It's not one of

969
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 1: the peas that you can fly watching them. Oh my god,

970
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: you're never going to forget that Christmas? Are you anonymous?

971
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 6: No, I'm not hosted.

972
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: Since then, I'm going to say you both sounds of it?

973
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: You are hosting?

974
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 2: It puts you off, doesn't it? Anonymous?

975
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: Thank you?

976
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 2: Some messages in the bars home.

977
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: Can you go back to anonymous? Yes? Anonymous? Would you

978
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: like a rock quest band named calendar? You want one

979
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: about calendars?

980
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,240
Speaker 4: One of the fleets on and Hayley twenty twenty six, calendars,

981
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 4: double thumbs, all of the rock quiest band names for

982
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 4: the year.

983
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 2: Will send it out.

984
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 3: Maybe can't get on for mom?

985
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: Don't enough?

986
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 2: That's going to help it all?

987
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 4: Some messages in the mother in law is currently trying

988
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 4: to ruin Christmas because she isn't hosting and thinks no

989
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 4: one else is capable of hosting it like she does,

990
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 4: so she's doing everything she can to sabotage just enjoy it.

991
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: It's like put your feet up, it's at someone else's house.

992
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 1: My mother in law got drunk at dinner and told

993
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 1: my husband to leave me because I was going to

994
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: take all of his money.

995
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 3: This was four years in.

996
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 1: At this point we've been doing it for ten more, married,

997
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: a house, a kid, and I make more money than him.

998
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, so the tables have you should leave her.

999
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: But then four years in she would have got.

1000
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,720
Speaker 2: Half of it anyway.

1001
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1002
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,439
Speaker 4: Last Christmas, Mum was cracking the shits a dad about

1003
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 4: how unhelpful he was being at that point, to the

1004
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 4: point that Dad took Mom into the hallway to have

1005
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 4: a conversation. To Christmas and always ask each other if

1006
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 4: something needs to be a hallway conversation.

1007
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 3: Oh, I just talked to you in the hallway for

1008
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 3: a second. You guys will be in there in a second.

1009
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:10,479
Speaker 4: Do not, I will loose those raised hush times.

1010
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:11,959
Speaker 2: Is so good?

1011
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 4: Can you crazy stories about your badly behaving parents at Christmas?

1012
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: And if you've just joined us, you missed the first

1013
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: story we opened with, which was Mum got drunk and

1014
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: not my mum at the callers. Mum got drunk, shehad

1015
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: of pants and flushed her underwear down the toilet, all

1016
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: by light lunch time.

1017
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,479
Speaker 3: So that's good.

1018
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 4: My ex calls my mum the Christmas Nazi due to

1019
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 4: restrict adherents to the rules of Christmas otherwise known as

1020
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 4: traditions and merriment. Okay, took the family took a family

1021
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 4: holiday to Dubai to my two brothers, parents, and myself.

1022
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 4: On Christmas Eve, my parents decided to get divorced. It

1023
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 4: was awkward for the rest of the holidays. They needed

1024
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 4: to happen. Yeah, but wait till you get back.

1025
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's just the scale of.

1026
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 4: The bush Khalifa that made you realize marriages and you

1027
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,439
Speaker 4: what did you think when you saw the bush cliff?

1028
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: In nine sex sex.

1029
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 3: I've never seen it my own eye.

1030
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: Haven't you sid to behold? We've gone up there, haven't

1031
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: we know? It's horrible about it? Now?

1032
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 2: Nine sex, nine sex. What's the tallest building you've been out?

1033
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 3: Skytown? Would be the Skytower?

1034
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 2: That would be that's embarrassing. It's little, Yeah, it's big.

1035
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: Is the Sydney One taller than ours? No? Okay, yes,

1036
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: Auckland Skytek nine sex, nine sex. Can you beat me?

1037
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 3: Have you been higher than me?

1038
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 2: I've been in a plane sex?

1039
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 9: No sex.

1040
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: Why where are you right now?

1041
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1042
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 3: Where are you right now.

1043
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 4: Just you really need to get to therapy.

1044
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 3: I just going to get to three o'clock and I'll

1045
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 3: be in the therapist.

1046
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: I could you.

1047
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 4: We will find a long trench coat and you sit

1048
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 4: on my shoulders and we'll go to therapy as one person.

1049
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 3: I'll say your problems is my own.

1050
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: And I'll whisper you my problems to repeat to the therapist.

1051
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 3: Just come and she knows you.

1052
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 4: My parents thought I said we're getting a divorce on

1053
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 4: boxing because I didn't want to rue.

1054
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: Georgia is just sitting in the cup to youre wondering

1055
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: what is going on? This is a bit of a cluster.

1056
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 4: If so, that is sort of a cutture of it

1057
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 4: is you're watching people spiral with female My parents decided

1058
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 4: to get a divorce on Boxing Day because they didn't

1059
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 4: want to ruin Christmas. That was a nineteen ninety six

1060
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 4: I'm all good now, I think I think I'm all

1061
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 4: good Text nine sex, nine sex, tell me, I'm okay.

1062
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 4: That's what they said they were not they were at

1063
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 4: nine sex, nine sex.

1064
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 1: Okay.

1065
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 4: Maybe there's a four o'clock follow up after Hailey's therapy.

1066
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe, oh yeah, should jump back on with brillan.

1067
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 2: Tell me about that Boxing Day Christmas. Yeah, that's in

1068
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety seven.

1069
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 4: It wasn't nineteen ninety six, which is quite similar. Send

1070
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 4: it to nine Sex, nine sex, which is a text number.

1071
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 4: My dad watches TV programs at two times the speed.

1072
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: When I go to visit. I actually got used to it.

1073
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: When I got home, going back to normal speed, it

1074
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: was just horrible.

1075
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, that's not on.

1076
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 4: It's like I listened to podcasts at one point two. Yeah,

1077
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 4: I think that's a good speed. But then if you

1078
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 4: accidentally put it back to one speed and you're listening

1079
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 4: to like regular podcast list and you're like, come on,

1080
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 4: so slow.

1081
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: But we talk quite fast as a trio and as

1082
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: New Zealanders. And we've been told like a lot of

1083
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: people listen to the podcasts on one point two but

1084
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,399
Speaker 1: not us. Get our podcast on the iHeartRadio app. Wherever

1085
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: you go, you can take us with you.

1086
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 3: Catch up.

1087
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: What did you call it? Did you call it the

1088
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: iHeart App or iHeart radioheart Radio?

1089
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:31,439
Speaker 4: Change your name here, it's just iHeart Media. It's yeah,

1090
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 4: it's HBO Max. Now I'm I'm disassociating on my bed.

1091
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 4: We've changed We're pivoted. Now are you where are you right?

1092
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: Now? Are nine sex? Nine sex? But I'm going to

1093
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: dive back here.

1094
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 4: My grandad said himself on fire getting the barbecue going

1095
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 4: on Christmas?

1096
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's sweep.

1097
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 3: So I'm at work.

1098
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: The highest I've been is the sky tower. I've never

1099
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: seen the birch Khaliffer, and I think he is.

1100
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 2: Okay, I believe Grandpa on fire joins us. Good morning

1101
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 2: Grandpa on fire?

1102
00:50:59,040 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 6: Good morning?

1103
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 1: Good Now?

1104
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 2: How did Grandpa catch on fire? On Christmas?

1105
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 7: So?

1106
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: Grandpa wanted to get the barbecue going because he was

1107
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 1: getting impatient, and it was a call barbecue.

1108
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 10: So his genius idea is alcohol.

1109
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: He opened the bottle and tried to pour it over

1110
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: the head, called so.

1111
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 5: Like caught fire, which his hand caught on fire.

1112
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: Fine, she's fine, he's fine. Now, well so should he

1113
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: be mixing that with food? And no?

1114
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 11: No?

1115
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that was that was Grandma's only concerned.

1116
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Speaker 9: Did the meat go anywhere near the ice of propol?

1117
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: No?

1118
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 6: That we're fine.

1119
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I take it was the makers. Well he was great, yeah, right,

1120
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 3: and it was a track.

1121
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 2: Did Grandpa have to go to A and E or

1122
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 2: the hospital?

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00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 1: That day or no, yeah he did, but the rest

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00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 1: of us had a dinner.

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00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 4: Well you just see him without you didn't go with him.

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00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 4: You just sent him to hospital.

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00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 9: Well we sent him with one of my uncles and

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Speaker 9: the rest of us literally just.

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00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

1130
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 2: You get a charming and whimsical voice.

1131
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 3: You do. I love to take you to hear a story.

1132
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too, like a lighthearted story. Have you ever

1133
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 4: seen the boug Khalif with your own eyes?

1134
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 9: I actually have?

1135
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: And what did you think? It's hard to.

1136
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 2: Get it in a photo?

1137
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 1: Hard to get in a photo? And where are you

1138
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: right now? I am driving to Albany right now. That's

1139
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: how I thank you very much, very much, Paul.

1140
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 2: I appreciate that, which is.

1141
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: What I said. The highest I've been last night was

1142
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: last night on a new Brownie respet nine six nine

1143
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,240
Speaker 1: sex for recipe.

1144
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1145
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 4: Would you like a fletch morning, Haley rock quest bandnames calendar?

1146
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: Oh why not?

1147
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 4: Okay, fantastic? Will pop you on hold and sort that out?

1148
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 1: Lovely?

1149
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 2: Anything to finish up for before we go into the break?

1150
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, someone's got our therapist. So figured out my

1151
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: therapist because this person? Because if so, I would give

1152
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: that woman an organ if she needed it. Absolute Queen Tinaity, No, no,

1153
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: it's six nine six nix. If I'm unhealthily reliant on

1154
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: my therapist.

1155
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 4: Bethlehem, they haven't seen the bersh Khalifa and the highest

1156
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 4: of bons to Skytower. Nine sex right, are you non

1157
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 4: religious and living in Bethlehem?

1158
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: Nine sex? Nine sex? That would be funny and atheist

1159
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: and befley? Are you atheist in Bethley? Nine s Are

1160
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 1: you of Mexican descent?

1161
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 4: So your name is Hayesus and you live in Bethlehem,

1162
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 4: but you're not religious?

1163
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:34,879
Speaker 1: Nine sex.

1164
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 3: We'll see your calendar.

1165
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: That's a prime.

1166
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 4: When we come back, we are going to stop coming back.

1167
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 4: You are win your contractually come back if you never leave.

1168
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 4: I'm just going to be talking through the ads, probably

1169
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,800
Speaker 4: reacting to the ads. I'll say things like this, Oh, really,

1170
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 4: sales thirty percent off?

1171
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's good, it's good a bargain.

1172
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 4: When we come back, Hailey and I do need to

1173
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 4: discuss our split.

1174
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 1: Why because she's wanting to charge me. She's got a receipt,

1175
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: You've got a receipt, and we're at some kind of

1176
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 1: a standoff. We are needwork plays it ends Fletch Worn

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00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,760
Speaker 1: and Haley well back Flitch.

1178
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 3: We were planning our holiday for next year. We're getting

1179
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,240
Speaker 3: a hin off. We're popping off.

1180
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: Over over the seas and at that time that the

1181
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 1: flights were on sale.

1182
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 2: Coming on that one, No, you've used up your free tress.

1183
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: Still sorry, something small on Labor weekend next.

1184
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 2: Weekend for the listener.

1185
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 4: Behind the scenes has become quite a running joke that

1186
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,479
Speaker 4: when and I, When Hailey and I are surprised Worn

1187
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,439
Speaker 4: with a trip to Bali now every day and says, guys,

1188
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 4: I'm sad.

1189
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:45,439
Speaker 2: Take me.

1190
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 3: Feel a little bit like I could do with a

1191
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 3: little and.

1192
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 4: He uses that cute voice and it's hard to say no.

1193
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: And trying to be not. Well, no, you're not coming

1194
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: on this one unless you pay for it yourself. We'll

1195
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: take you a fun day, a sung a day in

1196
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: March or something like that, and that'll do fed me.

1197
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 3: Light anyway, Ballet and you've got to go.

1198
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 4: By the way, Ballet had a trip recently and we

1199
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Speaker 4: use split wise, which is an amazing app. If you

1200
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 4: don't know what it is, all your friends sign up

1201
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 4: and if you go away for a trip or a weekend,

1202
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 4: say I paid for dinner, you paid for lunch or

1203
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 4: an activity. I'll get this you get there at the

1204
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,319
Speaker 4: end of the trip, divvies it all up, you log

1205
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 4: it all into the app, and then it kind of says,

1206
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 4: at the end of this you ended up paying this

1207
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 4: amount more so that he owes you.

1208
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 1: There and well dinners as well. You could do like

1209
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 1: I didn't eat as much.

1210
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 4: I'll just pay like you know, slightly less, so you

1211
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 4: can as long as it eat equals one hundreds.

1212
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: We don't know you can if some people don't do anyway. Anyway,

1213
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 1: So we had the split wise going, and it had

1214
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: my bigger amount that you'd thought it for the flights

1215
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,919
Speaker 1: that I owed you. And then and then will let's

1216
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: get split wise going because I'll pay for more things

1217
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: when we're in BALI to help ducks some of that.

1218
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,240
Speaker 1: There's still a little bit of money owing, and that's fine,

1219
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: and I'll get it back here you are. But yesterday

1220
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: I did notice because I asked Hailey. She said, I'm

1221
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: going to mine to ten and I said, oh my god, perfect.

1222
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: I need a tiny little plastic hose connector he wanted.

1223
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: He requested a thirteen milimeter barb joiner. Yeah.

1224
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 4: Now, that's the one that you slide the pipes. Caro

1225
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 4: yeap clamp it. And so to my amazement, I get

1226
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 4: a notification on split wise, Hailey Sprowl has paid you

1227
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 4: a dollar sixty nine.

1228
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: A dollar sixty nine, you were chloring back. This is

1229
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: not an amount. I bought you coffee yesterday and I

1230
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: didn't pat that on this. Coffees don't count. Coffees don't count.

1231
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 1: They're like, I need to start log in the coffee flip.

1232
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 2: There's six dollars something.

1233
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 4: I'm happy to start lo ma coffee in the coffee.

1234
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 4: I did the mats in my head of we over

1235
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 4: about one thousand coffins. I know Hailey does buy a

1236
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 4: lot my bio coffees.

1237
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: Well, actually, I think if you scroll down there's two

1238
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: transactions of popped in there.

1239
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 3: There's another one for a dollar nine.

1240
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: Now you owe me there because this little joiner plastic

1241
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,399
Speaker 1: one dollar sixty nine that's gone in the split wire.

1242
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 1: So that comes off of what I owe you. But

1243
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 1: to me it looked so slim and I don't know

1244
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: what you're using it for. But then I saw another one.

1245
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: It was nineteen milimeter. There was a dog ninety nine.

1246
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I got it for you anywhere.

1247
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 1: But I don't need this one, the small one. Imagine

1248
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: you did and you go home with your little joiner

1249
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: and you're like it's too tight. Thank god, one of

1250
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: my greatest friends got me the bigger size.

1251
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 4: Okay, well, now I've got a joiner. I don't need

1252
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 4: nine six nine sixty. Do you need a nineteen mel.

1253
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: Join?

1254
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 4: Yes, this is a garden irrigation though it's going to

1255
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 4: work for my dishwasher host. Yeah, so you put You've

1256
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 4: got a clamp right, yeah, slide that back up the

1257
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 4: hose y.

1258
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 1: You put that on the slide. Now, why have you

1259
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: also got thread tape? Well?

1260
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 4: I didn't know if I needed that, but there's no

1261
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 4: threads free. I just put the type because he did

1262
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 4: as I was there when he asked for thread tape.

1263
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 3: That three seal tape that was zero point nine two

1264
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 3: dollars ninety.

1265
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: It's going in. So you settle up and I pay

1266
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: you zero point nine.

1267
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:09,919
Speaker 3: I've paid that.

1268
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 4: This could get quite nasty, because are you're going to

1269
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 4: start charging me kilometers every time you drop me off?

1270
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: What is the current.

1271
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 2: Claimable per kilometer with.

1272
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 1: The I I D I don't know, maybe count take

1273
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: care of it, but quite high. Yeah, quite a lot.

1274
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:28,959
Speaker 1: You got a log book. Shouldn't be you're getting free rides.

1275
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: You're cute. You know you're getting another free trip. I'm sorry,

1276
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: times up on my generosity.

1277
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 2: We're really clamping down, aren't we.

1278
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: Well that's that's four dollars I've just claimed back from you.

1279
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 2: You're slowly chipping away the.

1280
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 3: Questions, the exam, the boys exam.

1281
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 2: And I have got a notepaper and pin was this

1282
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 2: to we use it?

1283
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: I just think it's going to help you visually with

1284
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: these questions. But if you're listening and you're in your car,

1285
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 1: just play along and use your mental notepads. Okay, don't

1286
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 1: bring in a notepad while you're driving, please, Okay, But

1287
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: texting your aunt's a nine six nine sex. We're taking

1288
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 1: a lot on the text machine today. But now I

1289
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: want you to play along. This boy forays the third

1290
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: of December dating it?

1291
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 2: Why are you dating it? What does that make me

1292
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:10,959
Speaker 2: a good boyfriend?

1293
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: Oh that's smart.

1294
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1295
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: I put my name and I put it it.

1296
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 3: Actually iticked me a bit.

1297
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, put in the date.

1298
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, babbie, bad bunny wouldn't write man or bad.

1299
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: Money would but he put the months before the date.

1300
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 3: I just joined us nine six nine six, I said

1301
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 3: in a hotel last night.

1302
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 4: With that may see you about what anyway? Probably an

1303
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 4: appropriate to say and carry on.

1304
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 3: Well, it's where we're merging what we have off ear

1305
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 3: and on ere today on the show, and it's dangerous

1306
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 3: and it's spicy.

1307
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: So the study shows that a smart the smarter a

1308
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 1: man is, the more likely he is to be committed, faithful,

1309
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: and a respectful boyfriend. It's a specific type of intelligence

1310
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: that leads to this. So the people that passed this

1311
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 1: test had higher score on this test, more committed, more faithful,

1312
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: less lately to insult you, less likely to desire power

1313
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: or dominance of the bad kind, less likely to to

1314
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: coerce partners sexually, less likely to use manipulative tactics in

1315
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: the right. Higher intelligence also linked to lower erectile dysfunction

1316
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 1: and lower psychopathic.

1317
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 4: A bunch of academics that have studied to try to

1318
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 4: make themselves sound like better boyfriends doesn't if you're smart

1319
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 4: like us.

1320
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: Okay, so yes, so here is here's the here's the

1321
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 1: boyfriend exam three scapes.

1322
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 3: Question one, What comes next? Here's a sequence D.

1323
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: Four if six h eight is actually because it's going

1324
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: to show a particular type of intelligence. D four if

1325
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 1: six h eight, What comes next?

1326
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 9: Okay?

1327
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: Do you give your answer or you could do it

1328
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: at the end. Do it at the end. Your second question,

1329
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: what comes next? It's just three six conswers? Okay, six

1330
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 1: if yeah, twelve? I wait on another sequence. Yeah, I

1331
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: don't know number two because when you won't do these online,

1332
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 1: they're like, heart's not that you know sexy if he's

1333
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: question number two? Six if twelve I twenty four?

1334
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 2: L yeap?

1335
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 3: What comes next?

1336
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 1: Wait?

1337
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 2: This isn't even asking how big.

1338
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: Your wang is?

1339
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the third question.

1340
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 2: Okay, wait what was that?

1341
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: Sixy of twelve twelve? I yep, twenty four L yep.

1342
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 1: What comes next? What comes next?

1343
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 3: Okay, you can figure it out.

1344
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 2: I can. Okay, good boy.

1345
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 1: Third question, it's another sequence, but I'm changing it slightly

1346
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: because I'm also a scientist. Wang size, it's right down

1347
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: your wang size, and we'll come to the answers.

1348
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 4: I go up to the top of the label on

1349
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 4: the back of the shampoo bottle. Those many one what

1350
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 4: shampoo though me and black and hidden shoulders okay.

1351
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: Okay, question number one?

1352
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 3: What was your answer?

1353
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 1: Wait? What was the third one? Do you want to

1354
01:01:58,440 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 1: do the third one? Yeah? Okay?

1355
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 4: Two W fourty I'm not dating anyone that's as much

1356
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 4: a MI neerd. I'll tell you that right now. Seven

1357
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 4: Q Georgia's you're with me a Georgia.

1358
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 1: You want someone that knows what we live in early

1359
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 1: Southland man to absolutely mow your lawn? Two W forty seven?

1360
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 1: Q are living in?

1361
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 3: What comes next?

1362
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't even care.

1363
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 3: Then you're a bad boyfriend right now here we're going wait.

1364
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 4: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

1365
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 4: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

1366
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 3: Wait your time harde ins.

1367
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 2: I don't know the number we have to go? What

1368
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 2: about answers?

1369
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 3: Okay?

1370
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 1: What did you have for the answer for question number one? J?

1371
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 1: T in Yeah, good boyfriend. I'm a good boyfriend, had

1372
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 1: J and I had JJ good boyfriend? Next one, question two?

1373
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 3: What would you have?

1374
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 1: Four eight? Like, oh, the letter and then forty eight

1375
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 1: for the number. But babe, it went number then letter.

1376
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,479
Speaker 1: So you've actually made that you've done that wrong. Forty

1377
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 1: four yep, oh no, good boyfriend? Yeah, your bad boyfriend,

1378
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 1: because you suddenly switched if it was a number or not. Okay,

1379
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 1: what did you have for the last one?

1380
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 4: I didn't do it because I was I lost lost interest.

1381
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 2: But I've got two out of three.

1382
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 3: Sixteen k is the answer.

1383
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: No, I had owl I had sixteen hours.

1384
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 4: Also, boyfriends, you're trying and you're failing.

1385
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing.

1386
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 1: It kind of kind of kind of represents my life

1387
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 1: trying and failing boy tries.

1388
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 3: Do we get an answer and wing size.

1389
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: We're just gonna keep that off here, keep that off here,

1390
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 1: all right. So you're to the top of the label

1391
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 1: of top of the top of the label.

1392
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 4: Of a of a hidden shoulders.

1393
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 5: From the plays it ends flesh Thorn and Hayley.

1394
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 7: Fact of the day, Day Day, day day.

1395
01:03:49,560 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, do de di did did did dud dude? Beautiful actually,

1396
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 1: and what you didn't see behind the scenes there is

1397
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:09,400
Speaker 1: fletch conducted there and then the ness of someone who

1398
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: knew what they were doing. And then he did the zip.

1399
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 2: With my pencil and you go stop.

1400
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 1: That was incredible to follow you well, we were wielding

1401
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm really yeah. Once vandalism week here at fact to

1402
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 1: the day, we learned that the word vandal comes from

1403
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 1: a Germanic tribe that we're blamed for sacking Rome, which

1404
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: I think might be the high point of the week,

1405
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: to be honest.

1406
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 2: Right, strong ending week classic.

1407
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 4: Today's factor is about punishment and vandal Vandalism and graffiti

1408
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 4: rules around the world, different countries, different countries.

1409
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 1: What do you get here?

1410
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 4: But he slap on the mike, Mike, I'm calling about vandalism, Mike.

1411
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,440
Speaker 4: They get a slap on the rest of the basket.

1412
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:48,160
Speaker 4: They don't learn any lessons whatsoever. I say they should

1413
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 4: be shot shot publicly. Yeah, news zobz be.

1414
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 2: What's their number?

1415
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we always get we get it there.

1416
01:04:57,040 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 1: But it must be easy to roll tongue like name

1417
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:05,959
Speaker 1: six six no chain. Yeah.

1418
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 4: In the United Kingdom, you get fined if you don't

1419
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 4: clean up. Say you own a house of shop offence

1420
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,600
Speaker 4: and it gets graffiti and you don't clean it up.

1421
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 4: You get the fine as the fense owner because you

1422
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 4: have it on you to remove that kind of like that,

1423
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 4: because there is no for a business.

1424
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 3: To give it a ring.

1425
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 6: There you go.

1426
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:35,280
Speaker 1: Um, brown skin, white eyes or white skin blond here

1427
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 1: not u usual okay usual usual different, Okay, Sorry, we'll

1428
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 1: be getting back to anyway, get the punishment in the

1429
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 1: ukf you leave graffiti on your property, so you might

1430
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 1: of liked that because then otherwise it stays up.

1431
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,920
Speaker 2: There's no he's gonna right.

1432
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:55,720
Speaker 4: What about the vigilante stopping people graffitiing like like you know,

1433
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 4: people come out and they catch that's my probably and

1434
01:05:58,400 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 4: then a girl.

1435
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 2: But crazy, I mean that happens here anywhere.

1436
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 4: So do you like it in New Zealand punishment because

1437
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 4: I've got it, it's not.

1438
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 2: In New Zealand.

1439
01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 4: The punishment for graffiti vandalism as a community based sentence

1440
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:09,720
Speaker 4: a fine of up to two thousand dollars or both.

1441
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 2: But then if you're also Chris.

1442
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 4: Passing, yeah you damaged properly, that could be also maybe

1443
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 4: make it worse.

1444
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 1: Bundle it up, yeah, bundle it up.

1445
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:23,840
Speaker 4: In Iceland, scratching or kicking moss on volcanic fields is

1446
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 4: met with a hefty fine. It is considered environmental vandalism

1447
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 4: and it takes centuries for the moss to grow back,

1448
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 4: so you're not even allowed to walk on the moss.

1449
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: Pretty sure. Our friend doctor Shawny kicks some moss in

1450
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: Iceland when he was there.

1451
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wouldn't have He wouldn't have.

1452
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,720
Speaker 1: No, I'm pretty sure we had his boots. And I

1453
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 1: actually have to reply to him, why what did you?

1454
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 1: What have you not done? He sent me a video

1455
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 1: of his garden and because we like he.

1456
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:47,440
Speaker 3: He keeps a nice god. He grows a tomato.

1457
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 1: He's not doing as much fruit and he's not doing

1458
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 1: He had a courier come round and he saw on

1459
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 1: his security.

1460
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 2: Came with the security.

1461
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 1: The career packed little punitive tomatoes.

1462
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,520
Speaker 2: Helped himself. He had so many tomatoes.

1463
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 3: He didn't know what to do with them. In the end,

1464
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 3: he was jarring them.

1465
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 4: In Singapore, if you were caught vandalizing, oh.

1466
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 3: They're very serious and sap.

1467
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 4: The ban chewing gum for decades jail time and when

1468
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 4: you're in jail time, strokes with the cane?

1469
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 1: Hot?

1470
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 2: Where are you hitting me?

1471
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:24,480
Speaker 1: And can you just grab me? Is it all right?

1472
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:25,760
Speaker 3: If I turned back and look at.

1473
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 1: You, can you eyeball me as you struggling with the

1474
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 1: cane and maybe wrap my arm around here.

1475
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 3: I hold onto your forearm.

1476
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm really to go anyway.

1477
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 4: The strictest vandalism case was for someone spray painted a

1478
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 4: train and got some lashings. I kind of feel like

1479
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,720
Speaker 4: we should bring that in here because have you seen

1480
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:48,760
Speaker 4: what they vandalize the train?

1481
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 2: It looks horrible.

1482
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:52,760
Speaker 1: It's so scrip. The well vandalized train.

1483
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 4: The proper Braffi trains look cool, just not the missy

1484
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 4: ass scribbles.

1485
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 1: And Japan.

1486
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,640
Speaker 4: If you are if you're not of a Japanese national

1487
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:08,880
Speaker 4: and you're caught doing anything that can be you were

1488
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:09,800
Speaker 4: immediately deported.

1489
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 2: Oh immediately.

1490
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 4: In Italy they find people for sitting on fountains, not vandily,

1491
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 4: just sitting on them because these things are so old

1492
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:18,559
Speaker 4: and crumbly.

1493
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 2: Yees, but it gives, it gives crumble.

1494
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:27,280
Speaker 1: Everything is crumbling everything, cities crumble, walls crumble, buildings crumble,

1495
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:29,439
Speaker 1: so you're not allowed to touch the medic somebody new

1496
01:08:29,479 --> 01:08:30,040
Speaker 1: builds in there.

1497
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:31,959
Speaker 3: A few more DJ gardeners.

1498
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to see it.

1499
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:37,240
Speaker 2: In New Zealand.

1500
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 4: If you're caught selling a spray can to under eighteen,

1501
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:42,760
Speaker 4: you get one thousand or fifteen hundred dollars five.

1502
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why it might have teen in the warehouse.

1503
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:46,640
Speaker 1: It's all behind the locks and you're going to AWD.

1504
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 2: I thought they're okay.

1505
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,200
Speaker 1: It's because because you could huff it, yeah, huffit or

1506
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 1: vandal they're not they're not doing art.

1507
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,200
Speaker 4: And in Spain you can be charged with vandalism if

1508
01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 4: you dance too hard. Some street performance dancing on her

1509
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 4: historic bench doing the flamingo and the vibrations called structural risk.

1510
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,120
Speaker 1: So you're not let to dance too hard. You dance.

1511
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:13,680
Speaker 1: I give your kisses. Oh you want some keys, I

1512
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 1: gotta go to work, but I give you key seats.

1513
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:22,839
Speaker 4: So last time you listen to my voice notes anyway,

1514
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:26,639
Speaker 4: we are all saying this. I didn't know this came

1515
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 4: from a voice not Yeah, that's why we were taking

1516
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 4: the case.

1517
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 1: We give your cases, to give your keys, sip you

1518
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:38,479
Speaker 1: want to give you work Back to the day.

1519
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,920
Speaker 4: Today's fact to the day is no take your pick

1520
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 4: vandalism laws around the world.

1521
01:09:46,040 --> 01:10:00,120
Speaker 7: Fact of the day, day day day day.

1522
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:05,599
Speaker 5: With these network plays z m's Flesh Worn and Haley,

1523
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:06,400
Speaker 5: we want.

1524
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:09,839
Speaker 3: To know right now, have you ever read someone's private journal?

1525
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 3: Have you discovered something?

1526
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 2: Has someone read yours?

1527
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:13,559
Speaker 3: Has someone read yours?

1528
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:18,160
Speaker 1: There is a woman who has just won eighty thousand dollars.

1529
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:22,439
Speaker 1: I've translated that transitor. You've converted converted that because it's

1530
01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:28,479
Speaker 1: not a langue for unfair dismissal after she was left

1531
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 1: traumatized when a male colleague that she was romantically involved

1532
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:34,760
Speaker 1: in snooped.

1533
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,680
Speaker 3: Her private journal, and so she took it.

1534
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:41,840
Speaker 1: She took it up the bloody yeah, you know, employment tribunal.

1535
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:46,840
Speaker 1: I guess that whatever their version, and she's won, she

1536
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:50,919
Speaker 1: won the case. Amazing that people still have diaries or journals.

1537
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 1: I do, you know. I had a little panic the

1538
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:57,720
Speaker 1: other day because when I started back at therapy last year,

1539
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,680
Speaker 1: I was encouraged to some journaling. It was very good

1540
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 1: for you, and you lost it and I had it

1541
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 1: in a have you been paying attention journal that we

1542
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,400
Speaker 1: used to get. Yeah, that was so nice, And then

1543
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,320
Speaker 1: the other day I got I was and I stopped.

1544
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:11,840
Speaker 1: You know, I wrote like ten pages and I'm so

1545
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,599
Speaker 1: bored by that because your life is like you bored

1546
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 1: yourself with your own life and problem.

1547
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:19,479
Speaker 3: Nothing boring about my life. Nothing boring about my life.

1548
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 2: You were laughed way too hard at that.

1549
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:23,960
Speaker 1: Does Georgia want to punch in the face, because I'll

1550
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,360
Speaker 1: punch you and I'll write about it in my journal.

1551
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,720
Speaker 1: So I came home like a couple of.

1552
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:29,840
Speaker 4: Days record I don't journal, so I need to punch

1553
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:32,120
Speaker 4: you in the face and get some blood droplets into

1554
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,479
Speaker 4: the straight and before it drives.

1555
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:37,080
Speaker 1: Anyway, I came home the other day and my mom

1556
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,799
Speaker 1: was doing some planning and I have you been paying attention?

1557
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 1: And I was like, where are you feeling that?

1558
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 3: But it was a different one. It was a clean one.

1559
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:46,920
Speaker 2: Oh okay, because have you written about your mom?

1560
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:47,200
Speaker 1: No?

1561
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:49,920
Speaker 3: I hadn't written about my mom. But big feelings are there?

1562
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:53,479
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe maybe you had that under lock and key

1563
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,080
Speaker 4: or in a safe place.

1564
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,600
Speaker 1: If to give you an idea of the feelings or

1565
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,599
Speaker 1: sort of end of last year, top of this year. Okay,

1566
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 1: so big feelings. Yeah, anyway, So yeah, this person has

1567
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:04,880
Speaker 1: won the case because this. Could you put in an

1568
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 1: update today, maybe there would be things to update today?

1569
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:10,559
Speaker 1: Would the feelings be bigger? On par I've had some.

1570
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:11,280
Speaker 3: Big feelings today.

1571
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:12,719
Speaker 1: I cried.

1572
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 3: I got the girls.

1573
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 7: Now.

1574
01:12:14,439 --> 01:12:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm sort of shocked youphoricphick and happy to be.

1575
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,679
Speaker 4: Here with my genuine free Maybe though this was when

1576
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:24,520
Speaker 4: you were a teenager, because that's when kind of everyone journaled.

1577
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:28,160
Speaker 1: Right, and will say my mum, my mom did read

1578
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:32,280
Speaker 1: my journal once when I was a bit gothy. She

1579
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 1: thought that I was maybe a bit depressed, and she

1580
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,479
Speaker 1: read my journal, but I was just gothy, you know

1581
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:37,880
Speaker 1: what I mean.

1582
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:40,519
Speaker 4: I was just a bit like she written about boys

1583
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:41,519
Speaker 4: or spells or what?

1584
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 2: What did you.

1585
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,280
Speaker 1: Rowls and boys and wizards of So she did that

1586
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,680
Speaker 1: was my first Foreando therapy because she did think that

1587
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:49,920
Speaker 1: was a bit odd. I saw a teen goth yesterday. Yeah,

1588
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:53,559
Speaker 1: oh cool, they're back goth this week. Nine sex, nine sex.

1589
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:54,840
Speaker 1: I didn't think they ever left.

1590
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:58,840
Speaker 4: And I pointed to say a teen goth, oh yeah

1591
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:01,600
Speaker 4: to my friend, and the goth saw me points. So

1592
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:03,200
Speaker 4: I turned the point into a wave and I gave

1593
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 4: the and the goth gave me a big happy wave.

1594
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 4: Backs aren't always depressed, No, they just look on the

1595
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,280
Speaker 4: outside depressed.

1596
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,479
Speaker 3: It's just an expression of something.

1597
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:16,320
Speaker 1: Do they hang out in Wellington if the BK shut down? Yeah,

1598
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:20,400
Speaker 1: we were possessed, and it's more like where do we go?

1599
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:24,280
Speaker 1: Where we go? The answer was the botanical gardens in

1600
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:25,559
Speaker 1: the soundsholl right.

1601
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:29,080
Speaker 3: We migrated too. But if people texting it already.

1602
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:30,920
Speaker 1: My mum read mind eye when I was a teenager

1603
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,280
Speaker 1: found out I was no longer a virgin, and the

1604
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:34,639
Speaker 1: fact that it happened in her bed.

1605
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:38,120
Speaker 4: What okay, all right, this is what we want to

1606
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:40,920
Speaker 4: know nine six nine six Texas and you can call us.

1607
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 2: I want one hundred domes it in.

1608
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:45,280
Speaker 4: We want to know if you've ever read somebody's journal

1609
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:48,840
Speaker 4: or if somebody's read yours because a woman and the

1610
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:52,400
Speaker 4: UK has had a big payout because someone she was

1611
01:13:52,479 --> 01:13:54,000
Speaker 4: at workworth read her journal.

1612
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:56,559
Speaker 1: She was romantically involved with them as we wow and

1613
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,320
Speaker 1: he had a little flick through. It got very awkward,

1614
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:02,320
Speaker 1: so she ended up leaving. But then was like, no,

1615
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,680
Speaker 1: that was unfair and you've got a payout huge ady K.

1616
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:09,760
Speaker 1: So have you read a journal or had yours read?

1617
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:14,760
Speaker 1: My partner read our daughter's journal and I do not

1618
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:15,880
Speaker 1: approve of this at all.

1619
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,160
Speaker 3: Put a bit of a fight between us.

1620
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:20,240
Speaker 1: Read the last part of that text. They get to

1621
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:22,720
Speaker 1: an age where they have to trust that you've taught

1622
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:23,719
Speaker 1: them some good values.

1623
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,919
Speaker 3: I only read a text message is sorry.

1624
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,599
Speaker 4: So she's like, I don't agree with you reading your journal,

1625
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:30,679
Speaker 4: but her texts are opened.

1626
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 1: That's not It would almost say texts are worse.

1627
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 4: If your partner had a journal and was writing in

1628
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,639
Speaker 4: it and just lift it out and they were away

1629
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:43,840
Speaker 4: at work all day, how could you not read it?

1630
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:48,719
Speaker 2: I know, like, yeah, would you read it though?

1631
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:51,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mum.

1632
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,480
Speaker 4: A couple of other people who put in their diaries

1633
01:14:55,479 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 4: there the stories of their leg the parents found out

1634
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:02,080
Speaker 4: they in their diary. A couple of people saw some

1635
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:03,080
Speaker 4: teen goths this week.

1636
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:06,920
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for the update. They're always walking. You

1637
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,040
Speaker 1: never see a goth driving?

1638
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:14,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah on public transport.

1639
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:17,519
Speaker 1: As a teen I found a letter under my brother's

1640
01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:20,400
Speaker 1: bid when I was snooping. The letter was from an

1641
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:22,680
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend saying sorry for not telling him she was

1642
01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:23,599
Speaker 1: pregnant had an abortion.

1643
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:29,080
Speaker 2: Oh did she even tell the brother? Did you tell

1644
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:29,439
Speaker 2: the brother?

1645
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:31,880
Speaker 1: I haven't told any nine. I haven't told anything. I

1646
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:32,599
Speaker 1: haven't told anyone.

1647
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:34,839
Speaker 4: I used to write my diary and shorthand as a teenager,

1648
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:35,800
Speaker 4: so my mum couldn't read it.

1649
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,760
Speaker 1: But now I haven't read shorthand either, so I can. Oh,

1650
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,960
Speaker 1: my god, me and just made up a code language

1651
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,519
Speaker 1: that we in the I wrote my journal in it

1652
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:43,760
Speaker 1: for a bit. Really, I don't want my mum knowing

1653
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:45,400
Speaker 1: I had such a crush on Marcus Lamb.

1654
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,000
Speaker 2: Wow, I know what you're about to say. Marcus.

1655
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:50,240
Speaker 4: Lush and Frank messaged and she said all of you

1656
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:57,800
Speaker 4: bares read my diary. Now I gotta say the week,

1657
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,920
Speaker 4: because that's very funny, very I mean, not.

1658
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:07,280
Speaker 13: The whole you know, traumatic experience teenagers, horrible, horrible story.

1659
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:09,160
Speaker 13: But we did read that. We didn't kind of ask

1660
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:12,720
Speaker 13: her for Misha. I read my sister's diary when I

1661
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 13: was about eight years old and found out.

1662
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:15,920
Speaker 1: All, I'm not going to read that doing that for

1663
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,960
Speaker 1: tics of the week. Yeah, sure, okay, let's do that.

1664
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,960
Speaker 4: We've got a fifty dollars animates voucher thanks to animates

1665
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 4: making happen, happy, happen.

1666
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:25,840
Speaker 1: For she had a dog in the attic that would

1667
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:29,160
Speaker 1: have been away. The Nazis would have come in and

1668
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:32,880
Speaker 1: the dog would have been like.

1669
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:35,080
Speaker 4: Unless it was a German shepherd, yes, then it would

1670
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:38,080
Speaker 4: have been like, yeah, would have.

1671
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:47,680
Speaker 1: Given it's with the dub. It's a because for vavaging.

1672
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's so many people traumatized by this,

1673
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:58,720
Speaker 1: completely traumatized. I thought we were just we could go

1674
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:02,120
Speaker 1: down the aisle of dogs and World War two. No, no, no,

1675
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:06,120
Speaker 1: completely traumatizing. Fourteen years old, my brother found my diary.

1676
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:08,760
Speaker 4: We will wap them on the beaches, and they got

1677
01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:11,320
Speaker 4: me in as a bulldog okay with all of.

1678
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:14,760
Speaker 1: His friends, which some of them will be mentioned in

1679
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:16,759
Speaker 1: the diary, and he read it out loud in front

1680
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:23,160
Speaker 1: of me and in front of them on we can't

1681
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:23,799
Speaker 1: say that one.

1682
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,840
Speaker 2: Well, so many keep your tics coming out.

1683
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:29,559
Speaker 4: I saw some teenage goths having a photo with Sandra

1684
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:33,400
Speaker 4: at the mall. But that's sense of humor, right, Georgia

1685
01:17:33,479 --> 01:17:37,040
Speaker 4: joins us in studio. Did you ever have a journal,

1686
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:37,960
Speaker 4: Georgia growing up?

1687
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,760
Speaker 1: Yes, I did, but I was not one that got

1688
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:41,240
Speaker 1: mine read.

1689
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:45,400
Speaker 12: I was one that reads some others whose diary, whose

1690
01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:48,920
Speaker 12: journal actually like my best friends growing up, like family friends.

1691
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:51,360
Speaker 1: I read theirs because the whole thing was it was.

1692
01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:54,679
Speaker 12: One of those you'll know locked up had a pass code. Yeah,

1693
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:58,120
Speaker 12: they're like real technical ones that the Gillies had, and

1694
01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:01,440
Speaker 12: I hacked into their password and then I in, Okay.

1695
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,840
Speaker 3: I've recently had my teenage journal return to me. It's

1696
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 3: so good. Twelve everything so dramatic.

1697
01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:11,400
Speaker 1: Burn Did you read the first page?

1698
01:18:11,439 --> 01:18:14,120
Speaker 2: And I was like, this can burn, and I'm so embarrassing.

1699
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:18,280
Speaker 4: No, we're not even regret seventeen No regret, no for

1700
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,760
Speaker 4: a single second of I regret immediately burning it. Yeah,

1701
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:23,640
Speaker 4: that's why we're happy we didn't have social media.

1702
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 1: Now we're getting some very funny messages in which I

1703
01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 1: think we should in with. But also one I just

1704
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:31,719
Speaker 1: feel like reading out. I read my sister in law's

1705
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:33,559
Speaker 1: Darren found out she was planning on ending her life

1706
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:34,800
Speaker 1: and how she was going to do it. We saved

1707
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,320
Speaker 1: your life that week because we got her the.

1708
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:36,800
Speaker 3: Help she needed.

1709
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:39,240
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, I mean it's just like, I mean, not

1710
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:42,320
Speaker 1: encouraging people to read people's private stuff, but like that's

1711
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:45,000
Speaker 1: and then there's another one here. I read my sister's diary,

1712
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:47,000
Speaker 1: found out how slaty she was during high school, and

1713
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,479
Speaker 1: I used it against her for a very long time.

1714
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:55,639
Speaker 3: Different of the story shame, Oh lost my diary, Someone

1715
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:59,880
Speaker 3: found it, read it, gave it to my crush. I

1716
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:05,839
Speaker 3: wrote a lot about kids, and they moved away without knowing.

1717
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:09,519
Speaker 3: He gave it back when I saw him two years later,

1718
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:12,839
Speaker 3: but I was with my now husband. He had written

1719
01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:16,040
Speaker 3: in every blank page and drawn my name over the

1720
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 3: cover so beautifully.

1721
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:18,599
Speaker 1: The one that got away.

1722
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:22,559
Speaker 12: Maybe he was thinking you'll come back single.

1723
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:24,760
Speaker 3: So he's reading it being like, I'm not gonna have

1724
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,000
Speaker 3: no idea, but why do you wait?

1725
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:27,960
Speaker 1: Two years?

1726
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:31,519
Speaker 4: She's married now, or she messages like gone back to

1727
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:32,760
Speaker 4: the town or something two years later.

1728
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:35,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's got rom com written.

1729
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:41,560
Speaker 1: Christmas Hallmark, Yeah Christmas, you're back home for Christmas.

1730
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:44,000
Speaker 3: Hey this diary? Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. You're

1731
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:44,559
Speaker 3: married now.

1732
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,559
Speaker 4: When I was a teenager, I found my mum's old

1733
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:48,519
Speaker 4: diary which had a pros and cons list in it,

1734
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:50,520
Speaker 4: and it was whether or not to continue her pregnancy

1735
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:55,839
Speaker 4: with me. Oh my god, I can't confirm she continued

1736
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:56,520
Speaker 4: to pregnancy.

1737
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,200
Speaker 3: Need to confirm that because you've text us he attempted though.

1738
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:02,400
Speaker 4: When you know you've got this teenager and they're being

1739
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,320
Speaker 4: an absolute brat, and you just bring out the diary

1740
01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:07,320
Speaker 4: and you're like, it's not too late. Not the woman's

1741
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:10,240
Speaker 4: hospital and have them aboarded when they're a team, it

1742
01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:11,240
Speaker 4: just takes a bit longer.

1743
01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:15,760
Speaker 1: Jesus, that was dark born, and that was dark.

1744
01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:18,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1745
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm a guy. When I was in high school, I

1746
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:21,719
Speaker 1: wrote in my journal that I was crushing on another guy.

1747
01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 1: My cousin read my journal and everyone at school. We

1748
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:28,639
Speaker 1: lived in a tiny town. You have to leave town.

1749
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:32,400
Speaker 4: Yeah that's not good, cousin, No, that's not No, cousin

1750
01:20:32,479 --> 01:20:34,880
Speaker 4: was probably jealous. If you're from a small town, yeah,

1751
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:37,000
Speaker 4: the cousin probably had you eyed up for my Yeah.

1752
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,440
Speaker 1: Probably, at least you got to go to a bigger.

1753
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:42,360
Speaker 4: Town with more guys, more gays.

1754
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:44,200
Speaker 1: In My family read my diary, found out I was gay.

1755
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:46,800
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassing and I still deny it. No,

1756
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,840
Speaker 1: my dad read. My step dad read my diary when

1757
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:51,600
Speaker 1: I was a teenager about me having a crush.

1758
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:51,640
Speaker 3: On my im.

1759
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:55,879
Speaker 4: Sorry, that's not your real dad, No, he should.

1760
01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:59,280
Speaker 1: You should read.

1761
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:03,920
Speaker 4: It was about me having a crush on the married neighbor.

1762
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:05,880
Speaker 4: He got the neighbors over and had to sit down

1763
01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:08,960
Speaker 4: table meeting about it. So embarrassing. Twenty nine years later,

1764
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:09,360
Speaker 4: I've been.

1765
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:13,519
Speaker 1: Married to him for twenty Oh my god, what did

1766
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:14,640
Speaker 1: come out?

1767
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,920
Speaker 3: I did not see that coming.

1768
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:21,479
Speaker 4: That could also be that could also be a Hallmark

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Speaker 4: movie movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wow, movie factory. It's actually a great name

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Speaker 1: for a production company.

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Speaker 3: See movie factory.

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Speaker 1: I just realized they did the whole show with my

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Speaker 1: headphones on.

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Speaker 4: Backwards, so well, that means the shows backwards in, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna have to play this in reverse?

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Speaker 3: Or should we speak in reverse?

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Speaker 1: And hopefully they'll they'll work out the other way a

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Speaker 1: little give us a

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Speaker 2: Play z ms Fletchborne and Hailey