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Speaker 2: The Madam Jerry Show. It's a Monday, sixteenth September twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty fourth. My name's Jeremy Welles and.

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Speaker 1: This is mad Heath. So good to be here on

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Speaker 1: a Monday morning. Hell of a weekend, big happy birthday

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Speaker 1: to spread around Scotty. Celebrated him long and hard in

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Speaker 2: Yes, spray around. Scotty turned forty. Yeah, turns out he

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Speaker 2: had a imaginary friend called George for a couple.

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Speaker 1: Of years there. Frank his mother.

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Speaker 2: His mother took him to the doctor, doctor Harrison.

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Speaker 1: Mom a great speech, friends of the show. Well, spray

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Speaker 1: around Scotty, friend of the show, remember him from back

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Speaker 1: in the days to do snow reports.

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Speaker 2: That's right straight around Scotty, the hole in the snow,

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Speaker 2: brow in the snow, Sorry, not brow in the snow,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, very popular.

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Speaker 2: Sequent actually that around Scotty. Very populars break around Scotty

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Speaker 2: around New Zealand. Such a lovely guy, real gentlemen, popular

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Speaker 2: with the men and the woman.

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Speaker 1: Wow, there's a little spread around Scotty on the way.

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Speaker 1: It's right just months away.

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Speaker 2: Big show to day Fantasy Football day to day.

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Speaker 4: Than that and Jerry Show podcast and then Jewey.

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Speaker 2: Show available on your iHeartRadio app. Any we you are

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Speaker 2: speaking of apps, how is your fantasy NFL going terrible?

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Speaker 1: It's a big, big day for you.

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Speaker 2: You're the commissioner I'm the commissioner of the Fantasy League.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually getting absolutely smoked by Do you remember Joe Shuckett.

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Speaker 2: Yep, it's the horse, but for one large testic horse.

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Speaker 1: He said that drain. So the dark Horse is absolutely

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Speaker 2: Right, the dark Horse. You don't want to be pounded

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Speaker 2: by the dark Horse, there's one. Don't call him the

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Speaker 1: He's very good. Actually, in my Fantasy NFL league, a

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Speaker 1: lot of people haven't met the dark Horse because he

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Speaker 1: was over in Europe when when we when we signed

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's pretty Yeah, And as you said, the

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Speaker 2: running that giant testicle at one stage, giant inflamed testicle. O.

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Speaker 1: The Persson missiles are getting there are centered to them too,

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Speaker 1: get Persson missiles going down the butt munches. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: Who are the who?

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Speaker 5: It was?

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Speaker 1: It's cass As the butt munches, buff and tubles doing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, the butt munches munching. But anyway, it's good

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Speaker 1: day for NFL fantasy leaguers. That's huge Monday morning, Sunday,

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Speaker 1: American time. Any given Sunday, your fantasy league can blow

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Speaker 4: And that and Jerry Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: While back, we talked about this bronze era jar which

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Speaker 2: because it was smashed by a little toddler, wasn't it.

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Speaker 2: The kid get a wet I'm not sure if the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand now the museum and hyphens even more

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Speaker 2: popular than ever. Right, people going to the Hawk Tour

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Speaker 4: Spread arm Latin Jerum.

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Speaker 5: Farm six to Night, Matten, Jerry Holly.

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Speaker 4: Farm six till nine, Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden

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Speaker 1: It's six thirty time for your radio. Haddeck can use

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Speaker 1: headlines with Jeremy Wells.

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Speaker 2: International flights are returning to Dunedin and Hamilton. Jetstar has

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Speaker 2: announced new services from Hamilton to Sydney and the Gold

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Speaker 2: Coast and flights between Dunedin and the Gold Coast from

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Speaker 2: next June.

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Speaker 1: So many people from the Gold Coast will be looking

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Speaker 1: to holiday in my hometown in Dunedin.

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Speaker 2: I feel like those flights are going one way.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's not a good thing that you seek.

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Speaker 1: We're dragging people overseas to spend their money.

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Speaker 2: How many people from the Goldie Goldie holiday in Doneda.

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Speaker 1: I'm a nice you know, winter holiday in Dunedin from

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Speaker 1: the Gold Coast. Just get a few rays. I'm over

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Speaker 1: the sun. I'm sick of the sun. I want to

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Speaker 2: I want the version layer, That's what I want.

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Speaker 1: But I love that Mormona International Airport. Dunedan doesn't atually

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Speaker 1: have an airport, as we say, but Mamona, tinytown is

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Speaker 2: I've been to the airport in Hamilton once. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: really small in Hamilton. Yeah, I mean who flies to

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Speaker 1: Lots of people, lots of people from say, if you're

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Speaker 2: Not that much further if you live in northern Hamilton.

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Speaker 2: When I'm thinking like Chartwell for example, it's not that

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Mate, Like if you're not, if you're flying from Dunedin,

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Speaker 2: You can't wow about sixty flights with two you go

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Speaker 1: If I'm flying from Dunedin to Auckland, I then don't

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Speaker 2: The latest iteration of Bird of the Year will be

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Speaker 2: a tight race with the ju yellow eyed penguin. Just

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Speaker 2: to hear of the cure black robin and the kakapol.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, I'm a big fan of the yellow waite penguin,

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Speaker 1: being from Dunedin and all hoy Hall. But the Bird

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Speaker 1: not a bird, it's a mammal. So they've got no credibility.

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Speaker 2: No, there's a magpie in contention, they might as well

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Speaker 1: This is what they'll do. They're so desperate for attention

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Speaker 1: a rat some years. It's got to be a load

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Speaker 1: of crap. I've got to be surely it's a load

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Speaker 1: of crap. It's an absolute load of crap. It's it's

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Speaker 1: the worst thing that anyone's doing in New Zealand right now.

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Speaker 2: It's a bit rough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's an exhibiting that's a bit rough.

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Speaker 2: And Lunarosa and Britannia are on match point, leading four

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Speaker 2: against American Magic and a Lingi respectively at the America's Cup.

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Speaker 1: So Lunurosa and Brittanni are on match point. I see.

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Speaker 1: So it's Brittannia leading four nil. Yeah, leading four nil?

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Speaker 2: What? It's a most confusing when you're donepack that, I'm

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Speaker 2: pretty sure Lunarosa are racing, are racing a Lingy, are

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Speaker 1: And Brittanny ing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right right, we'll come back with that.

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Speaker 1: That's a very confused the answer.

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Speaker 4: The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: A turtle lives on water, a tortoise lives on land.

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Speaker 2: Who Loves Harry Potter?

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Speaker 1: You say that, but the cast and call says it.

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a spell in his eyes? So

437
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Speaker 1: we don't have to wear glasses?

438
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Speaker 2: Could you come back for a second? Hold on Hermione

439
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Speaker 2: read the box she meant to be in? Is she

440
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Speaker 2: in a wheelchair in the box?

441
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Speaker 1: No?

442
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Speaker 2: Why would she be in a wheelchair?

443
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Speaker 7: This?

444
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Speaker 1: JK. Rowling says she was meant to be in a wheelchair. Yeah,

445
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Speaker 1: well put her in a wheelchair. JK.

446
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Speaker 2: You wrote the bloody box.

447
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Speaker 1: Yeah, she took about it, took her out of the wheelchair.

448
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Speaker 2: Okay, well she's not meant to be in a wheelchair, then.

449
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 1: When put her back in the wheelchair for the HBO

450
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Speaker 1: series or rest? You're ableist? What have you got a

451
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Speaker 1: problem with that?

452
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Speaker 2: Yeah? I do. I do have a problem with that.

453
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 1: Oh I do. Oh I've got a problem with that.

454
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,479
Speaker 2: As from whatever's there's got nothing to do with the books.

455
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Speaker 7: Do you know what my problem with that is? You

456
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Speaker 7: might as well have her on a broom. If you're

457
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Speaker 7: going to have her on anything, maybe she could.

458
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Speaker 1: Just float around on Yeah, can't I say that? I mean, Moore,

459
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Speaker 1: what do they do? Abraka walkers and the end point

460
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Speaker 1: the bloody wandered her legs and she can walk around.

461
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Speaker 1: So when's it coming out?

462
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Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, twenty five, twenty five six, twenty five, twenty six.

463
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Speaker 2: That's that's not actually very far away, is it.

464
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Speaker 1: It'll be about three weeks away.

465
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Speaker 2: What year will we in?

466
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Speaker 1: Twenty four? Well, there's a theory that we all died

467
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Speaker 1: just after cold and this is all just simulation.

468
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Speaker 6: So the Mat and Jerry Show podcast, speaking of inappropriate

469
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Speaker 6: love making, you see, there was a story yesterday came

470
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Speaker 6: out of the Bay of Plenty Chloe and Conrad they

471
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Speaker 6: met at Walworths that to get they were a couple.

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Speaker 1: They met at Wiworth, like one of them put the

473
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Speaker 1: bananas up on the front of the trolling.

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Speaker 2: They were both working out working at will Worth. Oh okay,

475
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Speaker 2: And I think Chloe was in a relationship and Conrad

476
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 2: fancied Chloe but close in a relationship. So Conrad did

477
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 2: the right thing and he just stepped back and he's

478
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Speaker 2: remained friends with Chloe.

479
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 1: He did the thing and stepped back and just had

480
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Speaker 1: on her constantly, day in and day out.

481
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Speaker 2: Probably probably just made Chloe aware that maybe her partner

482
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Speaker 2: at the time was not as good as maybe Conrad

483
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Speaker 2: could be. Maybe a couple of little comments here and.

484
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Speaker 1: There spread a few rumors. No, no, we don't know

485
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Speaker 1: anything about that. You can't say that, Jerry.

486
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Speaker 2: So apparently they didn't pay attention to each other.

487
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Speaker 1: She for the first three.

488
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Speaker 2: Years Chloe had a boyfriend, Conrad waited till after that.

489
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Speaker 2: They became good friends. Yes, they used to have chats

490
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Speaker 2: in the staff room, and then in twenty seventeen they

491
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Speaker 2: got pissed up at the Christmas time.

492
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Speaker 1: And they got it on. This is like a sitcom.

493
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Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It's like the office.

494
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Speaker 2: It's beautiful. It's being celebrated. Is just the amazing habit

495
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Speaker 2: place relationship. I mean I was for a while there,

496
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Speaker 2: about sort of four years ago. I feel like all

497
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 2: of a sudden, workplace relationships were considered not a good thing. Right,

498
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Speaker 2: we went through a remember we went through that phase. Yeah, right,

499
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Speaker 2: people stopped But where are people supposed to meet people?

500
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Speaker 2: And I don't know, you work so much. I don't know.

501
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Speaker 1: I mean there's stats that it's something like sixty percent

502
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Speaker 1: of all relationships start in the workplace, because because you know,

503
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Speaker 1: where are you most likely to meet people. I mean,

504
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Speaker 1: if you're not on the apps, you know, if you

505
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Speaker 1: go out to a pub with your friends, right, you

506
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Speaker 1: probably just sit around the table with your friends. But

507
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Speaker 1: in a workplace, you meet people that you haven't selected

508
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Speaker 1: to be in that place, and you talk to them

509
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Speaker 1: and you interact with them and you get to know them.

510
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Speaker 1: You know, that's a perfect place to hook up. Especially,

511
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Speaker 1: like you say, if you're a boss, you could and

512
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Speaker 1: you've got a secretary.

513
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Speaker 2: Now that's where it gets interesting.

514
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Speaker 1: So the power that the thing that they talk about,

515
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Speaker 1: the power relationship, now don't they.

516
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Speaker 2: So you're a to be of the same, like hay grade,

517
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Speaker 2: is that the way it works?

518
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Speaker 1: Or how do you know?

519
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Speaker 2: Or is it just a boss non boss that you're

520
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Speaker 2: not allowed to be or what are the.

521
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Speaker 1: Wrong They will be terrible if they made that rule,

522
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Speaker 1: because that makes it very hard for people to move

523
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Speaker 1: up in social position. You know, likes take take mess

524
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Speaker 1: for example, absolute bottom feeder and then he's been a

525
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Speaker 1: relationship with someone at work. He's really moved up the ranks.

526
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Speaker 7: But this is the problem here, is that she's probably

527
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Speaker 7: higher up than I am. So at what point is

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Speaker 7: she in a position of power and taking advantage of me?

529
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Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. For that's a good

530
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Speaker 1: one knows. No one takes that.

531
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Speaker 2: That's a good quistion.

532
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Speaker 1: There's no doubt that Lauren's in a higher position in

533
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Speaker 1: the company then you. There's no doubt about that. But

534
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Speaker 1: there's also no one that thinks that she's taking advantage

535
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Speaker 1: of you.

536
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're an intern. What's the deal with punching? Yeah,

537
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 2: what's the deal with relationships with interns?

538
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Speaker 1: If you're If the interun's punching, it's fine, okay? Is

539
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Speaker 1: the way? I don't know it's But everyone's over thought this.

540
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: If two people meet each other and it's all above ward,

541
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Speaker 1: and they like each other, and they get steamed at

542
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Speaker 1: the Christmas party, and and I think no one's got

543
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,679
Speaker 1: a problem with that him make love except for the person.

544
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Speaker 1: People that aren't doing it. I guess maybe they get.

545
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Speaker 7: Who was it, Biven Schwang and somebody else.

546
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Speaker 1: They were doing it in the organ City council. We

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can support the activities in

548
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Speaker 1: the nainty part of our room. That's different. I mean

549
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Speaker 1: Lynn was married.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, sorry, En, I forget no, no, that is problematic.

551
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Speaker 1: But she did say she was intoxicated by the power

552
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Speaker 1: he had.

553
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Speaker 2: He was a very good lover though, this is the thing.

554
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Speaker 2: He was a very good lover. Conrad and Chloe. We

555
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 2: don't know whether Conrad's are very good lover, but we

556
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Speaker 2: do know that they have been together for seven years. Illiam,

557
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Speaker 2: they've got they've got a two and a half year

558
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Speaker 2: old daughter as well.

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Speaker 1: Well, look, we'd love to hear from you on three four,

560
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: eight three or eight hundred headache or the talukback function

561
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Speaker 1: on your heart radiop if you have had a successful

562
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Speaker 1: relationship with someone from your work and it's all turned

563
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Speaker 1: out great, also if it's tendership, would like to about.

564
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Speaker 4: Then that and Jerry Shape podcast.

565
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Speaker 2: We're talking about Chloe and comrade who met at Warworst.

566
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Speaker 2: They've now got a daughter, Charlotte.

567
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, well Worst. They were both employees at Willworth's. Yeah,

568
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: that's right.

569
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, people Charlotte there War Worst baby.

570
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Speaker 1: When they call the baby oil for them, what's an

571
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Speaker 1: aisle for? Is that that? That's like the spreads do.

572
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: Isn't it bacon goods?

573
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Speaker 7: It?

574
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Speaker 1: I thought there were spreads I've got.

575
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Speaker 2: Depends on the dry goods. Yeah, I wouldn't have think

576
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: that was a very Sixye. I think probably frozen foods.

577
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Speaker 7: We're not getting close to the confectioner oil there.

578
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 1: I reckon. They love the confection surely the delicatessent. That's

579
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 1: the hottest cold. You got to worry about shrinkers, Yeah,

580
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 1: you're not. You don't want to meet over by the meat.

581
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Speaker 2: No, I stay out of the butchery area.

582
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

583
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Speaker 2: Anyway, anyway, a lot of people taxt againstree Franus. Here's

584
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Speaker 2: someone that says mid at work at eighteen together, fourteen years, married,

585
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Speaker 2: eight and have a four year old.

586
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Speaker 1: Oh, I see it works. So this is this is

587
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Speaker 1: wh this person said. Met my now husband at work

588
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 1: at Midimore hosse but all three and a half years ago,

589
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 1: walked into a quality meeting and boom, he smelled nice

590
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: and they goo quality. Not nice A quality meeting at Middlemore?

591
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 1: What a quality meeting is?

592
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 2: Me and my now husband met at work. We both

593
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 2: worked at a hotel in Wellington. I was the receptionist

594
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Speaker 2: and he was the night duty manager. Aren't yeah, and

595
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Speaker 2: it was frowned upon. Nine years later, we're happily married

596
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Speaker 2: and I'm a lifestyle block together.

597
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: Wow, well that worked out good. Great, But I was

598
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Speaker 1: frowned upon because the fly. I mean, I don't know anything,

599
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 1: but I assume you met the duty manager and he said, Wow,

600
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Speaker 1: you know what, the honeymoon's fleet isn't booked tonight. Do

601
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: you want to go and check it out? Not everyone

602
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: has the jeddy you mad? Wow? And then they abandoned

603
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: the reception. Someone came in and stole the stationary that

604
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: you've thought about it.

605
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 2: So here's a home truth. How about if it's your

606
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 2: boss who's going out with another worker and he gives

607
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 2: them he or she gives them preferential treatment like days

608
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 2: off and early leaving, et cetera, that sucks for everyone else.

609
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Does Laurene for give you referential treatment

610
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: around the office? She comes sometimes comes in here with

611
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: a coffee just for you and not for me and

612
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: Jerry or Ruder. Yeah, that's true. I find it.

613
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Speaker 7: It's almost the opposite, to be honest, mate, it's more

614
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 7: of the other way around, Like I'll just get a

615
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 7: harder line kind of run with me. It's kind of

616
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 7: like when my father used to kind of catch my

617
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 7: cricket team.

618
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Speaker 2: It was it was harder to im that it.

619
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Speaker 1: Was yeah, or if he's umpiring, for example, you and

620
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: not get it. You're not getting an LBW decision to

621
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: go your way if your dad's dad's the umpire, no way.

622
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: So as I met my wife working in the supermarket.

623
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Speaker 2: Now we have four kids, huck to okay, good stuff

624
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 2: and Jerry it's Jerry.

625
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 5: And that mash too.

626
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 3: It's Jerry, and that it's Jerry, and that's Jammy, and

627
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 3: that's Jerry and.

628
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 4: Ye Matty Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show.

629
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Speaker 1: It's seventh two. Time for your already dacking news head

630
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: lines with Jimmy Wells.

631
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Speaker 2: One of the country's largest schools is banning cell phones

632
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 2: has been positive. Auckland's Mount Al mc grammar says break

633
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 2: times are noisy and active again. A rugby ball has

634
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Speaker 2: even gone through a window for the first time.

635
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Speaker 1: And yes that's what you want. You want balls flying everywhere.

636
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 2: I got have fired a rugby ball through the window

637
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Speaker 2: and had a cell phone in my hand at the

638
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Speaker 2: same time if they needed it.

639
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Speaker 1: I mean, that's easily done. I tell you what MAGS

640
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: is is a very good school. As a Mount Albert

641
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: Grammar is a very good school, and they've got a

642
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: very very good principal and great staff. It's an excellent school.

643
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Speaker 2: You sound like you're working. You're sounding a person speaking

644
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Speaker 2: from experience. There, Patrick Drumm.

645
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: The the principal is a great, great man, and his

646
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: brother is an excellent lawn bowler. A bowl with him.

647
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Speaker 1: You really, you really know your Mount al but Grammar.

648
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 2: The Secret Services responding to a shooting near Donald Trump

649
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Speaker 2: as he left his golf club in West Palm Beach, Florida.

650
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Speaker 2: He's left his golf club behind. Oh, he left his

651
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 2: golf club. It's reported that two people exchange gunfire arts.

652
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 2: The former president's golf club was immediately locked down, and

653
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Speaker 2: Trump was scrambled to safety. Gunfire was apparently not targeting

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Speaker 2: the former president.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they were targeting each other. By the

656
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Speaker 1: sounds of these these two people were just having a

657
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Speaker 1: duel near the golf club. Oh really, a jewel. It

658
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Speaker 1: was an old fashioned duel with moscow. You know, jeez,

659
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Speaker 1: you have to do brave to have a duel ten paces. Terrifying, man,

660
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Speaker 1: It'll be horrible to live in the time. And obviously

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Speaker 1: I'm being glib here. It wasn't a duel. I've got

662
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Speaker 1: no idea what was happening there. But imagine living at

663
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Speaker 1: the time where you insult someone and then they're like, okay,

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Speaker 1: pistols at dawn, You're like, god, damn it. Yeah, suddenly

665
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Speaker 1: gets slaped around their face with a glove. Next next

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Speaker 1: morning you're getting shot.

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Speaker 2: A lot worse than a slap round the on the

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Speaker 2: wrist with a wet bus Tucker, that's for sure. And

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Speaker 2: McLaren's Oscar Piastre has won the Azerbaijan Grand Prix Championship

670
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Speaker 2: leader Max for Step and finished fifth. That means McLaren

671
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Speaker 2: have taken the lead from Red Bull and the Constructors championship. Wow,

672
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Speaker 2: red Bull have been going well for the longest time,

673
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Speaker 2: haven't they.

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Speaker 1: Give them a taste of Keiwi?

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Speaker 2: McLaren Mercedes a one red ball at two, Ferrari a three,

676
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Speaker 2: Mercedes at four as to Martin at five.

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Speaker 1: As a Bayon, I love I love that name. It's

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Speaker 1: very Tintin. He read the Tintin books. He was always

679
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Speaker 1: in As a Boon, I looked at the covers, covers

680
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Speaker 1: always look good. More of an asterisk go in. I

681
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Speaker 1: looked with the covers of them too. There's more a

682
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Speaker 1: cricket biography.

683
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Speaker 4: Guy and Matt and Jerry show podcast and the weekends.

684
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Speaker 1: I went to my friend Sprayed around Scotty's fortieth. It

685
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Speaker 1: was a great event down there, Coxes Bay. Beautiful boat

686
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Speaker 1: she head type situation, great fades. There's so many good

687
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Speaker 1: fades out there in the community right now. People are

688
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Speaker 1: getting really good good at haircuts.

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Speaker 2: I noticed a lot of fades at that place as well.

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Speaker 2: Jesus that. I wondered how many of those people that

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Speaker 2: were there, how often they have their haircut. In fact,

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Speaker 2: I asked, spray around Scotty. Yeah, because he's always got

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Speaker 2: a type fade, spraight around Scotty, a beautiful fade. He

694
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Speaker 2: reckons once every three weeks. Spraight around Scotty for his haircut,

695
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Speaker 2: right to keep it that tight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I met a guy called Richard, had a beautiful fade.

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Speaker 1: I just had it. I think he had it done

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Speaker 1: that day for the party.

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Speaker 2: I'm I met Richard too, and he mentioned his type

700
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Speaker 2: fade and talked about I said, gray haircut. He said,

701
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Speaker 2: thanks very much, I'm very happy with it. It's my

702
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Speaker 2: first of this particular to this particular he dresser. Well,

703
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Speaker 2: it looks really great, It really did. Look if you

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Speaker 2: get a hair.

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Speaker 1: Hairdresser like that, you stick with them, don't you. If

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Speaker 1: you get a fade like that, no type fades, I

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Speaker 1: guess rude is running a reasonably type fade and it's

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Speaker 1: kind of bushing out like the haircuts in this room.

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Speaker 1: Your yours is I'm running a type fade.

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Speaker 7: I don't know how often you're getting yours cut for

711
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Speaker 7: sinas sharpies.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking once every no more than three weeks.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Sometimes I don't get my haircut for an entire year. Yeah,

714
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Speaker 1: well there was that year, yeah, twenty two, No do

715
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Speaker 1: twenty two? Yeah, well you didn't.

716
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Speaker 2: But if you're running a if you're running a reasonably

717
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Speaker 2: type fade like I am, and running a few grays

718
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Speaker 2: on the side, then it looks you look a lot

719
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Speaker 2: older when it gets thicken but fluffier. So if you

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Speaker 2: go shorter with the gray, well that's in my head anyway. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, look as old.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Another person this party said, why don't you change

723
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Speaker 1: your middle name to Cougar and call yourself Matt Cougar

724
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Speaker 1: Heath you. Yeah, why would you be?

725
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Speaker 2: Why would you be Matt Cougar Heath.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's a pretty good name. Can

727
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Speaker 1: you do that? Can you instead of running a whole nickname,

728
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Speaker 1: can you just add a like a middle nickname, so

729
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Speaker 1: like a sort of qualifier, you're Matt Cougar Heath.

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Speaker 2: Does it have to be your middle name? Or can

731
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Speaker 2: it be like Grantly Buffalo? Can you put the animal

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Speaker 2: name at the end, Jeremy Jeremy Well's antelope.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you can. Do You know why John

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Speaker 1: Cougar Mellencamp was called John Cougar Mellencamp. Why because his

735
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Speaker 1: agent said, Mellencamp's a terrible last name. He says to

736
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Speaker 1: John Johnny, He says, Johnny, I ain't going to shift

737
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Speaker 1: one record with the last name Mellencamp. It's just so

738
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Speaker 1: I said, I'm going to call you John Cougar. And

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Speaker 1: John Mellencamp was like, I hate being called John Cougar.

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Speaker 1: It's a terrible name, John Cougart, right, And that's why

741
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Speaker 1: now they calls hmself John Mellencamp again. And then he

742
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Speaker 1: had a brief transitional period where was John Cougar Mellencamp.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I remember when he was John Cougar Mellencamp. That's

744
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Speaker 2: came into my life as John Cougar Mellencamp around it

745
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Speaker 2: in mid eighties.

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Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty three, nineteen eighty four sort of thing. It's

747
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Speaker 1: a bloody great name, John Cougar Mellencamp. It really rolls

748
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Speaker 1: off the turks.

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Speaker 2: I remember at the time though, thinking why is he

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Speaker 2: called John Cougar Mellencamp. These are in the days before

751
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 2: you could google these things. Yeah, so people would just

752
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 2: have some theories. Yeah, that would be bandied about.

753
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think the term cougar wasn't in common

754
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Speaker 1: usage back then, you know, like what a cougar has

755
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Speaker 1: thought of these days? No, that's right, So would you

756
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Speaker 1: guys consent As was suggested to me at Spread Around Scotty's,

757
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: which is a great nickname spread around Scotty and has

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Speaker 1: fortieth that I.

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Speaker 2: Am the man with Heath, Maddy Cougar Heath. I think

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Speaker 2: you need three syllables for your surname before you can

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Speaker 2: do yourself cougar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. It was interesting because spray around Scotty was

763
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Speaker 1: talking to his partner who's pregnant at the moment, and

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Speaker 1: she was saying that you know that she still calls

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Speaker 1: her calls him spray around, Yeah, spraad around Scotty. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, it's it's quite six.

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Speaker 2: But of course he's called spray around Scotty because he

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Speaker 2: was the snowboard Okay, he was a snowboard reporter.

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Speaker 1: That's maybe where you reported it was a snow reporter.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't for any other reasons.

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Speaker 2: Well, they're very popular with the ladies and very popular

772
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Speaker 2: with the men as well.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, if you've got a type fade you want to

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Speaker 1: share with us, three for it three or the talk

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Speaker 1: back function on your Heart radio episode give us a

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00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: caller took us through your type faced.

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Speaker 4: Than Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

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00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 2: Coming up after eight acc Here, Glane joins us fresh

779
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 2: off the boxing. He was in a suit on Saturday night.

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00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: Always a bad sign.

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Speaker 1: It was trouble. It's funny how some people can look

782
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Speaker 1: like they're going to cause more trouble the more formal

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Speaker 1: they are. Glane's one of those people. I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my goodness, Gulaney had a greasy mullet. He rocked

785
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Speaker 1: a greasy mod greasy face and then is in a

786
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: black tie situation. Yeah, the more formal address with Chilane,

787
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Speaker 1: the more shocking. The behavior looked like a bloody good

788
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Speaker 1: time down at that fight though I had fire ma,

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Speaker 1: I had work at farm about that wicked fire Lot's

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Speaker 1: coming up. Matt and Jerry Show work.

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Speaker 5: Got Jeray Jerry, The Brackfast Show.

792
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 4: The Mats and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mass and Jerry

793
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,760
Speaker 4: Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: If you want to hear Matt and Jerry, you can

795
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Speaker 3: hear them on radio Ho Lucky sixty ninety and Weekday.

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Speaker 2: That's It's Monday, the sixteenth of September twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Nice to have you with us this morning. Got a

798
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Speaker 1: huge hour of radio. Have got intoxicated Jetstar passenger and

799
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Speaker 1: it's amazing. What can happen to you if you cause

800
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 1: enough trouble on a plane and it gets turned around.

801
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know this, but you can get charged for

802
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: the fuel for the fuel, the fuel to turn it

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Speaker 1: around and take it back.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: I was on that flight not long ago, but I

807
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Speaker 2: think it was last year, on the way back from Australia,

808
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 2: and a guy got smart to the hostess and the

809
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Speaker 2: plane we were taxiing out on the runway and then

810
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Speaker 2: they stopped it, they turned around, they went back, the

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Speaker 2: police came on board and they took the guy away.

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00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's quite something. It was quite something. So I

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Speaker 2: don't know what happened to him. In the end of

815
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Speaker 2: his family came over to New Zealand and he had

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Speaker 2: to stay.

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00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: Wow, So what was he do? You know what he

818
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: was getting smart about?

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00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 2: I think he was asked to do something by the

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Speaker 2: hostess and he refused. And you have to obey all

821
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Speaker 2: of the instructions from the cabin crew.

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00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, the thing is on a plane because things

823
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: can go so badly wrong. They have lots of rules

824
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: and zero tolerance because if they let one thing pass,

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00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: next thing, you know, someone's opening the emergency except for

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Speaker 1: a joke, you know, yeah, totally.

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Speaker 2: I think this guy just didn't want to listen to

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Speaker 2: us in the you know, the emergency even video, the

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Speaker 2: safety video. It's like, just listen to it.

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Speaker 1: Just don't don't.

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Speaker 2: Don't construct a personality around being the person who doesn't

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Speaker 2: listen to me.

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Speaker 1: One thing I would say is can he n usual

834
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Speaker 1: and not play those really horrific safety videos that go

835
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Speaker 1: for you. But they used to be okay, they used

836
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Speaker 1: to be good, but now they're just so bad and

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Speaker 1: long and they because they've got to put all this

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00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: stuff and it elongates them. And if you'd fly quite

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Speaker 1: a lot like me, I can't sit through that.

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00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 2: Well, even if you fly a lot, Matthew, you still

841
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 2: have to pay attention to it, can they not?

842
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: Just I just think that it was let's just go

843
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: back to where the stewart delivers it from the front,

844
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Speaker 1: with the with the hand movements.

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Speaker 2: That was so much cool, with the nose and masks

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Speaker 2: believe normally.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as you see here.

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Speaker 2: Glane joins us next to talk about the weekend sporting activity. Also,

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Speaker 2: I'm quite keen to find out what happened to him

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Speaker 2: when he was dressed up in that black soap. He

851
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 2: looked all fancy but David Nika fine, Yeah, no doubt

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00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 2: thing would have hited south pretty.

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Speaker 4: Fast than that.

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Speaker 2: And Jerry Show podcast, as we do every Monday morning

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Speaker 2: around about this time, we welcome acchead g Lane to

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Speaker 2: the show. And so I saw you before you hit

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Speaker 2: it out to the David Naker fight on Saturday night.

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Speaker 2: G Lane in your address and a black suit, which

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Speaker 2: is always dangerous. I think it's the more formal you

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Speaker 2: become the more shocking your behaviors.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Look, it's only where for court appearances and boxing fight.

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Speaker 1: Court appearances and things that are going to lead to

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Speaker 1: a court appearance.

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Speaker 8: Yeah correct, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Night.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I mean look, I mean when I Stuart

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Speaker 8: may have captured, the clap came out. The clap came out.

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Speaker 8: Oh god, it came out, and I turned it into

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Speaker 8: a table clap in the end, and we're backing the

871
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 8: table so hard glass where it was flying everywhere. We're

872
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 8: just too excited. It was a great event, got doc.

873
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 8: They know how to put on a good event. I'll

874
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 8: tell you that. But that the runway was quite large

875
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 8: to the main fight at eleven pm when the first one.

876
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: Is that quarter past six.

877
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:07,919
Speaker 8: So I've always been a sprinter terrible long distance. So yeah,

878
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 8: so the wheels came off that touch. But what a

879
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 8: specimen David nik is. He nearly burst the kidney of

880
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,479
Speaker 8: he threw the towel and he's like, I had an half.

881
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: Round enough to be paid. Hey, I noticed that when

882
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 1: I asked you good denied a fist bump from David

883
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: niekir as he came into that raised Robinson stood up

884
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: to sort it out.

885
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, he got it. He gone from the security guard. Yes,

886
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 8: I thought it was.

887
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 7: No.

888
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 8: No, it was security that saved his blushes after his

889
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 8: first was hanging out there like an old man nephy.

890
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 8: David Nika just completely blanked him, and then security felt

891
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 8: so sorry for him, he went back and bumped him.

892
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 1: See, because that's what happens. A lot happens to me

893
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: because you you know, you talk to these people in

894
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: immediate you know, like you're interviewing them, and then you

895
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 1: assume you've become best mates and that you're the center

896
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: of their universe. But you're just one of four hundred

897
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: people they talked to about. So he's always going to

898
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: be left cold. Oh it's still so so cold.

899
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 2: Heyjelaane, can you tell me something you were there at

900
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 2: the on the night, how many females to males? Because

901
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 2: someone told me there's a there's the David Nick effecta

902
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 2: which has brought women into boxing all of a sudden,

903
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 2: more women are interested in boxing than have been essentially ever.

904
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, look, I mean there's no denying it was

905
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 8: a massive social sizzle, but there was a slightly larger

906
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 8: representation from the female contingent that was that I'm used

907
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 8: to it boxing events, but he's such a specimens to specimen,

908
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 8: he's like another he's like a different species, can be

909
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 8: the everyone else there. And it was just like, oh

910
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 8: here he come, here, come.

911
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he looked good. He looked good and he

912
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: looked good.

913
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 2: The third round knockout Gulaine. How about the rugby over

914
00:42:59,719 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: the week?

915
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:04,280
Speaker 8: Ken, Oh yeah, I'm scared for my life actually because

916
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 8: we told Brad Shields on the Agenda podcast that after

917
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 8: he wins the Shield, we'll give him a call. And

918
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 8: his words were, did you just curse us?

919
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:12,919
Speaker 5: Yeah?

920
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,479
Speaker 8: And I said no, no, no, no no, and they lost.

921
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: It was a great game, though, That was a great game.

922
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: Finn's up.

923
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, Fin's up. I mean was going to defend it

924
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 8: it so well. I mean I had to say feeling

925
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 8: why we're going to take it. But now I've got

926
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 8: Brad Shields on the case, and he's a terrifying human.

927
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. Landsound Park was was rammed, rammed for the shield.

928
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: My beloved or Targer got their ass handed to them

929
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: by Miss County's manicou.

930
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 2: Miss County's men. She was she table sucking?

931
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 1: What was she up to?

932
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 2: Last? She was doing a table suck at that's a

933
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 2: reference that very few people will get.

934
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 8: You don't want her running it straight at Ye what

935
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 8: about the n r L, Yeah, a little bit. I

936
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 8: mean I had my hunch was on the Panthers Roosters

937
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 8: Friday night. It was on James Fisher Harris to score

938
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 8: and the Panthers to win. Got half of it, but

939
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 8: James Fish Harris didn't end up scoring. But the Panthers

940
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 8: just looked too good when it comes to the final time.

941
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 8: They're a terrifying team to play and they are hot

942
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 8: favorites to take out the Grand Final.

943
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 2: I watched the Storm versus the Sharks, and the Storm

944
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 2: looked really good, although the Sharks were so ordn'ty she's

945
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 2: had a terrible game.

946
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: But the Storm, she said, play, they're so fast. What

947
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: happens if you just leave the ball from kickoff to

948
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: go out the back? Well, what happens there? I have

949
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: no idea, because you've got a shark jumping up and

950
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: basically just tipping it over the back.

951
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's a goal line drop out of that situation.

952
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 8: Right, Well, a better sports reporter I would know, Yeah,

953
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,479
Speaker 8: but I don't.

954
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: Your leak, see seems so simple. And then there's just

955
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: some gray areas that I still don't know.

956
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 2: I mean, look at the shrill anchor versus New Zealand

957
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 2: two thirty Sri Lanka paying two thirty the drawer and

958
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 2: four dollars New zeal It looks like it's raining for

959
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 2: all five days.

960
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 8: It's okay though, because of the sixth day, it looked beautiful,

961
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 8: beautiful classic.

962
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 4: Thanks Guy laying up the Mat and Jerry Show podcast,

963
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 4: so you.

964
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 2: See the story blowing up of the weekend. Jane's Addiction

965
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 2: have apologized after they canceled an upcoming show following an

966
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 2: on stage.

967
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 1: Brawl in Boston.

968
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: In Boston, yeah, Dave Navarro and Perry Farrell had a

969
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 2: brawl punch up. Navarro fifty seven, who's about five to four,

970
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 2: Perry Farrell, who's sixty five. Yeah, sixty five and looks

971
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 2: like his face is about twenty two.

972
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was going to say Perry Farrell did not

973
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: look surprised that there was a punch up, but then again,

974
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: he hasn't had a facial expression for twenty five years.

975
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 2: No, it's a very strange bit of surgery that Perry

976
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 2: fair great New Zealander.

977
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, fantastic musician. We saw him play in Chicago, didn't

978
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: we Jerry. We saw the James Addiction play and Perry

979
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: Farrell very odd faces. It's plastics read in place.

980
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 2: He looks like the Joker. Yeah, he looks vibe. But

981
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 2: their live shows are amazing. I mean that one that

982
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 2: we saw they had women, yeah, suspended through hooks into

983
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 2: their skin and they were flying out on ropes out

984
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 2: over the top of the stage. There were two or

985
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 2: three of them, I can't remember. Definitely more than one.

986
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, for the Nothing Shocking song.

987
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were actually they had flesh howks.

988
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well that's interesting because Ocean Size is the song

989
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: the incident went down, and it's got this breakdown in

990
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 1: the middle of that song that goes throughever and Perry

991
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: Farrell's a little bit insane. By a little bit, I see,

992
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: I mean entirely insane, and he often starts ranting in

993
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: that bit and it goes forever. And the rumor is

994
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,800
Speaker 1: that the rest of the brand are sick of the

995
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 1: renting and they try and rush through the musical breakdown

996
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: to get the show back on board. It's that right,

997
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,760
Speaker 1: And Perry Farrell was annoyed because he he had crazy

998
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: stuff he wanted to say during the breakdown, as he does,

999
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 1: as he does, Yeah, I mean his thing.

1000
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 2: The other problem when we saw them play so Jane's

1001
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 2: Addiction is their biggest hit. Everybody know sorr JJ says

1002
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 2: is their biggest hit, And the problem is they now

1003
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 2: do it kind of as a weird acoustic sort of

1004
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 2: aversion and he can never remember the bit to come

1005
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 2: in on.

1006
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: Yeah he comes in. It's only two chords that song

1007
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: and timing when he comes in as a problem for

1008
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 1: Perry Farrell.

1009
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 2: And the rest of the band looking, I'm like, oh god.

1010
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1011
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 2: Years and years of huge amounts of drugs and alcohol

1012
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 2: taken their toll. All I think nowadays is off all

1013
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 2: of that sort of stuff.

1014
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he sort of has that drug survivor via doesn't

1015
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,919
Speaker 1: even part of his brain has been raised.

1016
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 2: So they've posted something on said we want to extend

1017
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 2: a heartfelt apology to our fans for the events that

1018
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 2: unfolded last night. As a result, will be canceling tomorrow

1019
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 2: night's show in Bridgeport. Refunds will be issued at your

1020
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 2: point of purchase.

1021
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 1: Thanks very much.

1022
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 2: Jane's Addiction.

1023
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, So hopefully they can patch it up because they're

1024
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: actually a great, great band and a great live band.

1025
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 2: Amazing, amazing. Yeah, I mean they've been going to nineteen

1026
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 2: eighty five. I'm sure they can patch things up. Sixty five.

1027
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:02,879
Speaker 2: I'm surprised Perry fell sixty five.

1028
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: He was always quite old, even back in the day. Yeah,

1029
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: you know, when you much older than the rest of

1030
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,320
Speaker 1: the band. But Dave Navara absolute wounder.

1031
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, great guitarist, back wounder. She's still playing with the

1032
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 2: Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

1033
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: Nah, mate, I did that for a while, just on

1034
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 1: one terrible album.

1035
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 2: Now I don't one album now, Yeah, Matty.

1036
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 4: Jeremy Wells The Mad and Cherry Show, It's a.

1037
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: Thirty time for your radioheadecking news headlines with Jeremy Wells.

1038
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,720
Speaker 2: The person has been detained after shooting near Donald Trump,

1039
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 2: former president, is safe after gunshots were fired near one

1040
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 2: of his golf courses in Florida, and AK forty seven

1041
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 2: has been recovered.

1042
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: Wow, Jesus and a K forty seven.

1043
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 2: The Crown's expected to give its lengthy closing address today.

1044
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 2: And the high profile murder trial of Philip Pulkinghorn, the

1045
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 2: Auckland eye doctor, is accused of murdering his wife, Pauline

1046
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,760
Speaker 2: Hannah the defense, claiming she took her own life.

1047
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 1: Boy oh boy, has been one of the most interesting

1048
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: trials if you can ever, if you've got time, read

1049
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: Steve Brounes's right up on it in the Herald. They're

1050
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 1: just so good. What's it been? Eight weeks? Eight weeks?

1051
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: Eight weeks?

1052
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, long time to take out of your life as

1053
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 2: a jury member, isn't it. I mean that's a long time.

1054
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 2: I mean is that a problem?

1055
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: Who? I mean that someone in the industry will know?

1056
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: In the legal profession, is it a problem that you

1057
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: can only get people that have eight weeks that they

1058
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: can take off into juries.

1059
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 2: Who has the time? Who has a job where they

1060
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 2: can take eight weeks off?

1061
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:33,439
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1062
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 2: I I don't know any I actually don't know a

1063
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 2: single person. I mean even mash she's an intern. He

1064
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 2: can't take eight weeks off. Who can take if you're retired? Obviously,

1065
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,280
Speaker 2: even then it's a massive commitment.

1066
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: Well, it's been happening since three hundred and ninety nine

1067
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 1: BC when Socrates was forced to take hemlock at his

1068
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: trial because the only people that could turn up were

1069
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: retired Greek soldiers really who hated hippies? Okay, so you know.

1070
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,399
Speaker 1: This problem has been going from long time.

1071
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 2: Okay, and the Commonwealth Games Federation has endorsed Australia's offer

1072
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 2: of a multi million dollar investment to support Glasgow's bid

1073
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 2: to host the twenty twenty six edition. That follows the

1074
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 2: state of Victoria pulling out over cost concerns. The event

1075
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 2: has struggled to find a replacement. Commonwealth Games Australia says

1076
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 2: it's willing to give Scotland millions of dollars to help

1077
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 2: secure the future.

1078
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 1: Of the Games.

1079
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 2: An amount has not been specified, but it's thought to

1080
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 2: be around five million.

1081
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: Well that's not much. Well yeah, but they did the

1082
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: math on how much it was going to be to

1083
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: hold the Commonwealth Games in Victoria and it was billions

1084
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 1: of dollars and they were like, we're not going to

1085
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: get a return on that. I think the Commonwealth Games

1086
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: is going to have some problems going forward. You need

1087
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,760
Speaker 1: to strip it right back, do it in little turns.

1088
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 7: What about Kypoint, We can take it to corp boy

1089
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 7: if you want to facility issues there. I'm trying to

1090
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 7: think maybe where you can play I don't know, I

1091
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 7: don't even know if there's a track a run, maybe

1092
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 7: if you go kypo ring Europe, but of.

1093
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 2: A shared event a huge Is there a swimming pool there?

1094
00:50:58,840 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: What do you mean is that swimming?

1095
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 2: They're one of the beast Dudley.

1096
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: Park, so twenty five meters though, wasn't it The cop

1097
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: were aquatics in the twenty five meters that is twenty

1098
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: five meters. Yeah, it's a short one, so you'd have

1099
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: to double the links obviously, but that's fine. We can

1100
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: deal with that. I have enough space, Desperatenedon could do

1101
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 1: it at more and pul We've got a great height slide.

1102
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 2: Where do they do the diving and just sort of

1103
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 2: set up a set up.

1104
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: I'll do that on the White Mate River.

1105
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 7: I'd say off the second bridge there, off the train bridge.

1106
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 1: Off the do it to a copro with and do

1107
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: it off the fun A falls.

1108
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 2: There's a long way to go, Kai, How the hell

1109
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,760
Speaker 2: would they have to get there? They go through Kitty

1110
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 2: Kitty Nightmare.

1111
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,280
Speaker 4: Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

1112
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 2: You'd been rubbing your face eight thirty seven on the

1113
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 2: Mountain Jerry Show on Radio Haydeki. So we're just a

1114
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 2: little bit of a PSA public service announcement here. If

1115
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 2: you're considering getting absolutely wasted and then hopping on a

1116
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 2: flight and causing some trouble. Just maybe have a bit

1117
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 2: of a rethink. There was an Australian dude thirty three

1118
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 2: year old who got on a jet Star flight, caused

1119
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 2: a whole lot of problems. The plane had to turn

1120
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:05,720
Speaker 2: around and he got slapped with a six three hundred

1121
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 2: dollars fine wow for being badly.

1122
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: Behaved and told to play roughly three hundred dollars for

1123
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: the fuel to turn around as well. Yeah, that's right. Wow.

1124
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 2: He doesn't care though, interestingly, so he came up the

1125
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 2: plane he said, sorry guys, send in a message to

1126
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 2: fellow passengers. When confronted by TV news supporters last year,

1127
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,879
Speaker 2: during the interview, he also flexed his biceps and said,

1128
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 2: of course he would plead guilty because he wouldn't face

1129
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 2: prison for the charges.

1130
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: He said, all it is just a fine and laughed

1131
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: it off. Yeah, but he was still steamed to that point,

1132
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: wasn't it was? He might not have woken up the

1133
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: next day feeling so cool about himself.

1134
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 2: You kind of feel like part of the punishment should

1135
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 2: also be that you have to run the gauntlet down

1136
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 2: the center raile and people just smash their bags at

1137
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 2: you as you go.

1138
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of a hostile situation. Throw their cookies at you. Yeah,

1139
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 1: just you just run the gauntlet. Basically. Sorry, guys, it's

1140
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: not the worst.

1141
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,040
Speaker 2: It's not the most biggest fine that anyone's face. This

1142
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 2: is a passenger. There was a British airline that find

1143
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 2: a passenger one hundred and seventy two thousand dollars Wow

1144
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:11,720
Speaker 2: in twenty ninety for actions including trying to open plane

1145
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 2: doors during a flight.

1146
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: Now that don't do that. Yeah, that's a bad idea.

1147
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: I was in a cruise on a cruise ship out

1148
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 1: of Auckland, right. So we're on the cruise ship and

1149
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: we're heading out and you go to bed at night,

1150
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 1: and then we woke up in the morning we were

1151
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: back in Aukland. We'd left, and it turned out that

1152
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:30,239
Speaker 1: this Australian guy again had got really really steam and

1153
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 1: he'd jumped off and upper deck level down towards to

1154
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: try and land in the pull but missed and put

1155
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 1: his too shins up through his you know, his calves

1156
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: up through his knees. Oh no, And so that had

1157
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 1: to turn the whole boat around it and he got charged.

1158
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: If I remember rightly. It was like thirty eight thousand dollars,

1159
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: but he should have been charged more because it was

1160
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: freaking annoying. Because you're out on a cruise and you go, oh,

1161
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: where are we? You wake up and you're back in Auckland.

1162
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: You haven't gone anywhere. That part of his muppet has been.

1163
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: They've had to take them off the boat.

1164
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it does cost a lot to move

1165
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 2: on of those one of those boats from place to place.

1166
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: Imagine the fuel. Yeah, so I gotta be careful getting

1167
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 1: steamed there, although I've seen a friend of mine was

1168
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: on a flight out of Sydney and he'd been drinking

1169
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 1: heavily because the flight, we all had been because the

1170
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 1: flight had been delayed, and he ended up vomiting on

1171
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: the drinks card as it as it came down the

1172
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: aisle and they I'm talking to you, Joe, if you're listening,

1173
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: not Joe, Jerry, And they didn't turn the they didn't

1174
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: turn the plane around for that.

1175
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 2: So it has to be pretty full on. No, I

1176
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 2: guess it's not a bad place to spear. If you're

1177
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 2: going to spear on something, you may as well spear

1178
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 2: on the drinks. Trially, you can take it around the

1179
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 2: back and clean it up. I wasn't bitter than the carpet.

1180
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: I wasn't eavery that I was wenting for a drink,

1181
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 1: which I was denied because you didn't need a drink.

1182
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 2: No, definitely drinking for hours? Yeah, well they fly also,

1183
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: I love your justification. It was like the flight was

1184
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 2: delayed so we had to get drunk.

1185
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 1: It was just what was light and what is he

1186
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: going to do? Yeah? Sure, yeah, but anyway, be careful

1187
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,800
Speaker 1: on the plane and listen to you have to. You

1188
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: have to follow the instructions of the crew. Right, it's

1189
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: menditated by mandated by the Flying Council of New Zealand,

1190
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: is something. Yeah, yeah, all right one.

1191
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 4: Wells, that's jerumy.

1192
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 2: Lasting.

1193
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,760
Speaker 4: Then Jerry Show podcast.

1194
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 2: There's anyone else who've been in this situation before. I'm

1195
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 2: currently embroiled in a TV series and I can't get

1196
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 2: out of it. I'm locked down. I'm on I'm on

1197
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 2: show number seven. It turns out that there are three

1198
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 2: bloody seasons of the show.

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Speaker 1: What's the show?

1200
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 2: It's called Keeping Faith. It's on TV Plus. Right, It's

1201
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 2: a wounding.

1202
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: Show out of out of Wales. It's a Welsh crime

1203
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: drama or that sounds like we'll be right up your alley.

1204
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 2: I love that sort of stuff normally, because I was

1205
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 2: big on Happy Valley, which was a like a Northern

1206
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 2: English crime drama that I liked. This one again has

1207
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 2: got police corruption and stuff like that involvement. I love

1208
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 2: a bit of police corruption. What was the one that

1209
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 2: we like with the bent Coppers, line of Judy, line

1210
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,359
Speaker 2: of Judy showers all over that? But this one came

1211
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 2: with a recommendation from Tolsey's mum and about threeps to

1212
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 2: my better judgment, I first episide. I said this is rubbish, Tzi,

1213
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 2: We've got to pull out of this, and she said, no, no,

1214
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 2: mum's really highly recommended. I was like, since when there's

1215
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 2: your mum ever recommended anything good? Anyway, we'll stick with it.

1216
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,919
Speaker 2: I got about three EPs in and now I hate

1217
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 2: every second of it.

1218
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 1: But I can't. I'm now six or seven EPs in

1219
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: when I'm trapped. Why can't you stop watching it?

1220
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:31,399
Speaker 2: I can't.

1221
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 1: I need to know what happens. Well, just look that

1222
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: up on Wikipedia or something. Because the thing is, you

1223
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 1: only have so much time on this planet, Jerry. You

1224
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 1: got to lean into finish. You you're not gonna be

1225
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 1: You're not gonna live forever. You don't want to waste

1226
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: your life watching a series that you don't love. There's

1227
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 1: plenty of stuff out there that's good.

1228
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 2: I just want to see if there's anyone that's got

1229
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 2: the highlights of it, because it's quite good in the

1230
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,959
Speaker 2: highlight form. But the problem is there's these really long

1231
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 2: bits with really slow piano music where Faith, who's the

1232
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 2: lead character, just looks off into the distance all the time.

1233
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 2: That's what's driving me nuts. They're looking off into distance

1234
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 2: with the piano.

1235
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: Well, there used to be a thing when a lot

1236
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: of these concepts will be made into movies. I'm not

1237
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: saying it with this one. I don't know anything about

1238
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: this one, but they're an idea that sort of fits

1239
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,760
Speaker 1: a two hour movie, but then they try and extend

1240
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 1: it out into an eight episode streaming series, and as

1241
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 1: a result, they have to pump it full of so

1242
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: much fill it just to extend it out. It's called

1243
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 1: Netflix bloat, where they just they don't quite have enough

1244
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: story to keep going. I just finished watching the TV

1245
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: show Jeff Goldblummell I fricking Love and he's brilliant it

1246
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: and I've really enjoyed the series. It's called Chaos, fantastic

1247
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: series about if Greek God still ruled the world in

1248
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: the modern age, set around crete an Olympia. It's a

1249
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 1: really good series. But something that really bugs me, and

1250
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: this isn't a spoiler, but you watch eight episodes and

1251
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 1: they're not going at any kind of pace, and you

1252
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: get to the end of the eight episodes, get to

1253
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 1: the end of the story with no guarantee there's going

1254
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 1: to be another series, and it just leaves it hanging.

1255
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: Oh God, and you go, do they actually have an

1256
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: end to this or not? Or are they just trying

1257
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: to get another commission for another series? But either way,

1258
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: if I've spent that much time watching eight one hour episodes,

1259
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 1: then I want some kind of bow wrapped on it.

1260
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: And it's tied up. And if there's not another series,

1261
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: that doesn't matter that there's a complete story here.

1262
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 2: It's a televisual slash cinematic old man's nappy it is.

1263
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 2: It just leaves your hanging like an old man's nappy, And.

1264
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: It could take two years for them to make the

1265
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: next series if they do it all. Yeah, yeah, it

1266
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: should have a warning, does not tie it up with

1267
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: a nice bow at the end of this series and

1268
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: gag you so you know, I.

1269
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 2: Was terrified with us keeping focus. God, we're going to

1270
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 2: get through another four episodes of this and then all

1271
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 2: of a sudden I realized there's another two series. I'm like, no, no,

1272
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 2: I might die before this finishes.

1273
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 4: Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

1274
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 1: Man, I used to be.

1275
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 2: Sort yourself out. Then three minutes to nine on the

1276
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,640
Speaker 2: Matten Jerry Show. Thanks for listening to The Mat and

1277
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 2: Jerry Show. Have a lovely day to day podcasts out

1278
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 2: at eleven am this morning.

1279
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: Excited about this talking to a retired in New Zealand

1280
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 1: pilot Captain Grant Walker, We're gonna get all the dirt

1281
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: on auto pilot and.

1282
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 2: Or the little tricks. What really happens when they switched

1283
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 2: to auto pilot on a night flight.

1284
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 1: That's when people get their stripes. That's what it's called.

1285
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, it's called.

1286
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 1: In your stripes when you make it with a captain.

1287
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 2: What I can tell you was Captain Grant Walker speaking

1288
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 2: has one of the smoothest voices in the air. He's

1289
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 2: got it over buttery. I'll tell you what Captain Scott Buttery.

1290
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 2: Yeah he'll know Buttery.

1291
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 1: Of course he'll know Keptain Scott Butteries.

1292
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 2: He's not hard on the stike Walker, We'll get a

1293
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 2: soft on the steak.

1294
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: Keptain Scott Butttery the greatest of an EIGHTR pilot this

1295
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: country's ever known, although he does ram it in like

1296
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 1: a tent pig.

1297
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 2: I was privileged to be on Grant walker Speaking's final

1298
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 2: flight and I can tell you he landed you it's

1299
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 2: the smoothest landing. Was a smoothest silk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, sometimes when they ram it in, it's because

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Speaker 1: they've got a cross wind and they just want it

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Speaker 1: on the ground.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes do you think you've had a terrible landing, but

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Speaker 1: you've actually it's actually sometimes safer to just ram it

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Speaker 1: in there.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to the Matt and Jewis shirt. We'll

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Speaker 2: see you tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Have a lovely day, all right then, seem busy. That

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Speaker 1: is the Breakfast Show Live.

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Speaker 1: set to download, like subscribe, write a review, all those

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Speaker 1: discuss anything raised in this pod, check out the Conclave,

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Speaker 1: a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group. And while I'm

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Speaker 1: you go. Bless blessed, blessed. Give them my taste a

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Speaker 7: No, no, no,