WEBVTT - "Another Historic Sporting Weekend"

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<v Speaker 1>Life for the Export Beer Guns Studio and brought to you,

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<v Speaker 1>as always by Export Ultra the Beer for Here. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the Agenda Podcast for Tuesday, the twenty ninth of October.

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<v Speaker 2>The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,

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<v Speaker 2>brought to you by Next Sport.

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<v Speaker 1>A vulture had a big good morning to g Lane morning.

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<v Speaker 1>First time you slepped in your own bed last night

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<v Speaker 1>in about a week. Yes, I felt like had been

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<v Speaker 1>on the road for quite some time. But after a

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<v Speaker 1>wee little escapades around Corimandel and they have plenty, I

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<v Speaker 1>just went straight to the Rotorua region. We did the

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<v Speaker 1>split parent drop off pick up. Yeah at the BP

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<v Speaker 1>and Hamilton. No talking, no discussions between the two cars.

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<v Speaker 1>You just dropped the son off.

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<v Speaker 3>I e. Me threw the bags out the back and

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<v Speaker 3>you just left.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And I gave a death stare. Yes to your

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<v Speaker 1>wife and the thing. Send her a passagg message as

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<v Speaker 1>you guys drove off that I knew would just drive

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<v Speaker 1>her insane.

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<v Speaker 3>You did. And yeah, that's so, he says.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was something like he hasn't got enough underwear. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>something like what happens all the socks I bought him?

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<v Speaker 3>Last week. Yeah, that was Yeah, that really set her off.

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<v Speaker 1>They were quite expensive and you haven't chipped in for

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<v Speaker 1>any of it.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, school fee is a jet.

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<v Speaker 1>So all very well and good that you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>go swaning off down to write a idio wherever you were,

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<v Speaker 1>But there's really like parenting to be done here and

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<v Speaker 1>you're not doing it.

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<v Speaker 5>Where did you go?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you've been through a witty Yeah. We had a

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<v Speaker 4>family reunion of sorts. It was my grandmother's would have

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<v Speaker 4>been my grandmother's hundredth birthday. Oh ah, so we got

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<v Speaker 4>together family of that, that side of the family and

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<v Speaker 4>there it all got together.

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<v Speaker 3>It was good. It was good.

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<v Speaker 4>The weather was good on Sunday, you know, just knocked around,

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<v Speaker 4>drank heaps of beers. Great and yeah, a few inappropriate

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<v Speaker 4>uncles turned up, dropped a few bombshells on a few conversations.

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<v Speaker 3>M It wouldn't change much.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't be a family reunion without a dodgy uncle.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The dodgy uncle, though, is the son of what we

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<v Speaker 4>used to call Uncle Jerry the lip Kisser, who's no

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<v Speaker 4>longer with us. And I heard, yeah, Uncle Jerry the

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<v Speaker 4>lip Kisser used to come in for the lip kiss

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<v Speaker 4>with all the girls, you know at Christmas time when

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<v Speaker 4>you come in and and you only do it once apparently,

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<v Speaker 4>and then after that you go in and you dummy

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<v Speaker 4>to the right and make him forced to kiss you

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<v Speaker 4>on the cheek. But we never used to tell any

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<v Speaker 4>newcomers and just watch them get lip kissed by Uncle Jerry. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>this is the son of Uncle Jerry's. He dropped a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of massive hangers around tender. Let's just say his

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<v Speaker 4>nickname at the end of the day was twenty comes.

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus Christ. No, I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I like not telling people about about things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I. I think one of my cousins was bringing

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<v Speaker 1>a parker partner around to our Cordals place for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time, and they said, look, whatever you do, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to make sure you hung him as soon as.

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<v Speaker 3>You get in there.

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<v Speaker 1>And so this stir comes up the driveway, just go

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<v Speaker 1>straight in for the who that kind of merry. The

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<v Speaker 1>poor dog got stitched up. My friends did to one

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<v Speaker 1>of their mates when I went over to stay with

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<v Speaker 1>them and Dubui that's an Irish friend. They were like,

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<v Speaker 1>Mania's coming to stay with us. It's a it's massively insensitive.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't hang him when you meet him, good

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<v Speaker 1>and actually he's gonna love it if you hang him first.

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<v Speaker 1>But the problem is they told me about it, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I was like, I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to. I don't want to be part

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<v Speaker 3>of this.

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<v Speaker 1>And this guy walked into the room and just froze

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<v Speaker 1>with horror when he saw me, because he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't two minds about committing to the Hongy or not?

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, which one of these two is going

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<v Speaker 1>to offend him doing it or not doing it? So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love stitching people up at the Christmas Christmas would

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<v Speaker 1>be a good time to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I like, I don't think I'll be seeing

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<v Speaker 4>any of the protagonists was quite some time. It's quite good.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's talk about the black Caps. Yeah, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>I got my shirt on. Yeah, who would have Who

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<v Speaker 4>would have bunked this man? Like I too now in

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<v Speaker 4>Sri Lanka like X thrashed in Srilanka thresh Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and going into a three match test series in India,

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<v Speaker 4>we've only ever two games before that ever, and now

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<v Speaker 4>they've they're basically so one up the series two nil one,

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<v Speaker 4>every single session I think, bar one.

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<v Speaker 3>Of these two Test matches.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think India have massively underestimated the Black Caps

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<v Speaker 4>and came in with an attitude of near Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon.

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<v Speaker 4>Even after they lost their first Test, Yes, they were like, man,

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<v Speaker 4>whatever will fucking thrash them in the next two.

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<v Speaker 1>Even coming out to bat in the second innings of

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<v Speaker 1>the second Test, they were hitting sixers in the first over.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they thought they were going to win.

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<v Speaker 4>I just I was pretty astounded by it, and like

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<v Speaker 4>the level of arrogance is next level and do you

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<v Speaker 4>know what? And I love just winding up the Indian

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<v Speaker 4>cricket fans because they're getting absolutely teed off on the

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<v Speaker 4>online because they can't come in with anything anymore. No,

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<v Speaker 4>they come in with something else. They come around as

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<v Speaker 4>something that will current World Test champions whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>But when we won it, they said it doesn't count

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<v Speaker 3>because they went in the final.

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<v Speaker 4>I know they were in the finals right now because

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<v Speaker 4>it didn't count for some reason because Australia got dock

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<v Speaker 4>points for a slow over rate anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>So at an absolute purple.

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<v Speaker 4>Patch for New Zealand cricket, it's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean New Zealand sport in general. And we'll get

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<v Speaker 3>to the rest of that stuff as well.

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<v Speaker 1>But this, that first one, you could have potentially said

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<v Speaker 1>a fluke maybe because of that first inning's forty six.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, such an anomaly, and the patch was juicy is

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<v Speaker 4>under cover for a few days.

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<v Speaker 3>It was weird. Yeah. The second one, what are they

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<v Speaker 3>going to say about that turning?

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<v Speaker 4>After forty five minutes it was turning, Yes, not just turning,

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<v Speaker 4>it was turning sharply after forty five minutes of day one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and they had five spinners.

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<v Speaker 4>I just loved the fat and I mentioned it last

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<v Speaker 4>week and we could go back out of the tapes.

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<v Speaker 4>My hope to all hopes, was that they'd produce a

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<v Speaker 4>dust bowl and it would backfire and it fucking died.

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<v Speaker 3>That's exactly what happened. That suck on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, while we're going back in time, I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to assure an apology. For the longest time now, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been saying, Mitch Sentner, great bowlert I love, one of

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<v Speaker 1>our best. Is not a spin bowllet because it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>turn turns out he just needed the right pitch. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think I mentioned that he would be also.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we should go back to the tapes as well,

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<v Speaker 4>that he's the tallest of all the spinners. He potentially

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<v Speaker 4>varies his pace the most out of all of them,

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<v Speaker 4>oh wildly. And that's what matters over there. That's what

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<v Speaker 4>Ravi Ashman does. So and there's that massive hot take

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<v Speaker 4>for me in Smith. He wrote online saying he's not

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<v Speaker 4>a Test cricket, he offers nothing, he's not a threat

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<v Speaker 4>and Test cricket and then he gets sends around against

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<v Speaker 4>fourteen wickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was ridiculous. I've got some stats if you

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<v Speaker 1>like to board to tears. Eighteen That is a number

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<v Speaker 1>of consecutive Test series wins for India at home before

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<v Speaker 1>the suck It. No other team had won more than

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<v Speaker 1>ten consecutive successive Test series at home. India's previous series

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<v Speaker 1>defense came against a defeat rather came against England in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twelve.

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<v Speaker 3>One.

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<v Speaker 1>That is New Zealand's Test series win is their first

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<v Speaker 1>on Indian soil. Before the series, New Zealand had only

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<v Speaker 1>won two Tests all up in India and Nagpur in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty nine and wang Edy in nineteen eighty eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Three is the number of New Zealand players with six

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<v Speaker 1>or more wicket hauls in each innings of a Test match,

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<v Speaker 1>which obviously Satana did, Richard Hadley and Dan Vittori being

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<v Speaker 1>the other two. Thirteen for one hundred and fifty seven

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<v Speaker 1>is what Santana finished with for the match and Puna

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<v Speaker 1>the third best figures for the black Caps and Tests.

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<v Speaker 1>Hadley took fifteen for one to twenty three against Australia

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen eighty five, and just three years ago, ajs

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<v Speaker 1>Battl claimed fourteen for two hundred and twenty five at

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<v Speaker 1>wank Edi as the third best match figures by any

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<v Speaker 1>bowler in a men's Test against India, behind AgZ and

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<v Speaker 1>beefy Bertham's thirteen for one hundred and three.

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<v Speaker 4>So this's and you know what they're going to get.

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<v Speaker 4>They get to go into the third Test with no pressure. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and this is I think. I know, look now I'm

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<v Speaker 4>just jumping on the black Caps winning bandwagon, but I

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<v Speaker 4>think without any pressure on their shoulders, they can go

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<v Speaker 4>into this free wheeling.

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<v Speaker 3>India have got pride to play for.

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<v Speaker 4>They have to win this Test or they're going to

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<v Speaker 4>have to seriously start getting a personal trainer and work

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<v Speaker 4>in these fatties.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit that is potentially I think if you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they weigh cricket players, but they

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<v Speaker 1>would be the highest BMI collective BMI.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't want to play rugby against them, that's for sure. Maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>Now the only other team that would be threatening would

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<v Speaker 4>be Australia because that has got tall timber. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 4>they're quite muscular. Wouldn't stowiness coming off a short ball

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<v Speaker 4>at you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Wendy's if they got old of it? Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>If you wouldn't want Rakeem Cornwall coming out Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>No, although I reckon here's probably the only cricketer I

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<v Speaker 1>could step.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we were talking about this on the Jerry

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<v Speaker 1>and Friends show this morning, which was jam packed with

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<v Speaker 1>friends this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>He got he got more friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's me in there. Taylor Curtis from Krug as well.

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<v Speaker 1>She was in there as well, and Mash and Ruder,

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<v Speaker 1>so the full compliment.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeez. But there's some old friends in there though. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there's no new friends, isn't it, well Taylor Taylor, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Taylor's new friends. I forgot. I was going to say.

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<v Speaker 1>We were talking about oh do you what way do

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<v Speaker 1>you think the black Caps go into this next game,

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<v Speaker 1>do they go, fuck it, We've already won the series,

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<v Speaker 1>chuck it in neutral, or or do they go, let's

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<v Speaker 1>put the foots of the throat three nil whitewash.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's somewhere in between, somewhere in between where

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<v Speaker 4>that there there's absolutely no pressure on them to win

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<v Speaker 4>or lose what They can go into this game with

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<v Speaker 4>so much confidence and freedom that the Indians do not have.

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<v Speaker 3>They are up against it.

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<v Speaker 4>Their media is laying into them, fans are probably going

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<v Speaker 4>to start to lay into them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so they'll be burning effages.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they will be. And that's as ideal form using.

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<v Speaker 4>They can't come in free wheeling. It's a little bit

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<v Speaker 4>of both. I mean they I don't think I'll take

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<v Speaker 4>the foot off the throat, No, but they can quite

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<v Speaker 4>happily take.

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<v Speaker 3>A few risks yep, because it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was saying, I don't know how many dudes

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<v Speaker 1>we took over there. Would we have taken thirteen? Fourteen?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think fifteen in the squad fifteen play those

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<v Speaker 4>four it didn't get a run.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon the biggest Liam Lawson middle finger to India

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<v Speaker 1>and just be like, you know what, we don't think

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have got it.

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<v Speaker 4>I was talking about it, but he was touchshed touch

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<v Speaker 4>last night and we're talking about it, and we'll say

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<v Speaker 4>what's the most insulting thing we can do, and that

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<v Speaker 4>would be bowl everyone and reverse the order. So everyone

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<v Speaker 4>gets a bowl, everyone gets to wicket keep. Maybe we

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<v Speaker 4>do the where you circle around and you change the gears,

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<v Speaker 4>leave the gloves there, you leave the gloves there, everyone

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<v Speaker 4>moves around a position in bowls betting, reverse the order,

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<v Speaker 4>just total chaos.

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<v Speaker 1>Opening the betting is Punisher O'Rourke and Tim and Tim

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<v Speaker 1>Southy Ages probably go for fifty and then opening the bowling.

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<v Speaker 1>Please welcome Tom Latham and he'll be worket keeping to himself.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thanks very much. So it'll be very interesting to

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<v Speaker 3>see how that pans out.

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<v Speaker 4>Kicks off Friday at Whan Kitty And obviously we've got

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<v Speaker 4>a pretty good record at When Kitty our first ever test.

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<v Speaker 3>When was there yep a tent for was it when Kitty?

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<v Speaker 1>When Kety is the spiritual home of New Zealand's overseas

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<v Speaker 1>cricket exploits.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, and even though we got thrash by an innings,

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<v Speaker 4>I think in that test and with AG's got ten,

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<v Speaker 4>it's going to be great to watch because it just

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<v Speaker 4>shows they I mean, when it comes down to it,

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<v Speaker 4>they'll just they will say, now this will be their excuse.

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<v Speaker 4>The Indian cricket team. Their focus is on the Australian

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<v Speaker 4>series coming up. That is the true test. That'll be it.

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<v Speaker 3>That'll be it. Because I know you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>They will say, Yeah, we're worried about the World Test

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<v Speaker 1>Championship because I think we basically need to go undefeated

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<v Speaker 1>for the remainder of this period.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we do.

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<v Speaker 4>To make the final, I think we're out after losing

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<v Speaker 4>those two in Sri Lanka. To be honest, I think

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<v Speaker 4>we needed to win a majority of these tests.

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<v Speaker 1>So the advantage for us though, and this is where

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<v Speaker 1>it's backfired on India to a degree or it could

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<v Speaker 1>is it because it's one percentage and they play way

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<v Speaker 1>more than anyone else. So if we go on a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of a winning streak, our percentage shoots up

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<v Speaker 1>way more than theirs does.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if we beat.

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<v Speaker 4>England three to zero in November December, I think we're there.

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<v Speaker 4>I think maybe in the conversation, yeah, I mean, if

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<v Speaker 4>you probably want to hit better analysis. I tune into

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<v Speaker 4>the BYC podcast with Cleaver and Ford. Not so much

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<v Speaker 4>for but Clever and Ford will definitely give you probably

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<v Speaker 4>a better insight in what needs to be done.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing we can to lean into her offer a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of insight into is how hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think they hit their perse after that? One hard? Hard?

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<v Speaker 4>And you could and you know what, God bless them.

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<v Speaker 4>Obviously his social media band was put in place.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen anything. Yeah, correct, And they wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>been able to leave the hotel.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, not really. I don't think there's no point in

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<v Speaker 4>doing that. There's no like clubs go to.

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<v Speaker 3>Usually the hotels have quite good bars because you get swamped.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they usually they party in the not party, but

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<v Speaker 4>celebrate in the changing the room for quite a long

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<v Speaker 4>period of time and then move back to the hotel.

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<v Speaker 4>Unlike the Wunkton lines, social media let up with celebrations

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<v Speaker 4>which I thought were pretty epic.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and

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<v Speaker 1>talk about that NBC final over the weekend was the

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<v Speaker 1>Curse Broken.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it took overtime to decide the National Provincial Championship

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<v Speaker 1>winner and Subsequently, the Agenda podcast curse has been ended.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been lifted. Brads.

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<v Speaker 1>We gave him the motivation that he needed to win

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<v Speaker 1>the NPC and you could say it was evident every

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<v Speaker 1>run he took he was massive. He was giving the

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<v Speaker 1>boys another dressing down in the second half. The game

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<v Speaker 1>went to overtime, which there were bodies all over the

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<v Speaker 1>floor and overtime the just dudes just guessed weren't expecting it.

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<v Speaker 1>Officially the podcast now can without guilt request players to

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<v Speaker 1>come on the podcast who have sporting fixtures that weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's good.

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<v Speaker 4>And also can I just say congratulations to our audience

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<v Speaker 4>or whoever it was that gave us the hot oil

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<v Speaker 4>on Hacker Elliott. We may have been the first media

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<v Speaker 4>outlet to break the news or the rumor Hacker Elliott

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<v Speaker 4>had been moved into the line squad.

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<v Speaker 3>And he ended up playing a good chunk of the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what a while week it was for Hicky Elliott.

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<v Speaker 1>So to rewind the clock, he wasn't even in the

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<v Speaker 1>McKenzie team to start the club rugby season. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>just moved to the region. Then he plays a few

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<v Speaker 1>games in the South Canterbury competition for McKenzie. He gets

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<v Speaker 1>called into the Heartland squad at the end of that

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<v Speaker 1>and so now he's playing for South Canterbury. All of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden he gets thrust into the first loss in

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<v Speaker 1>five years. Then his season's over. Two weeks later he

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<v Speaker 1>gets the phone call from Wellington, so can you come

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<v Speaker 1>and play in the NPC final. He'd never won the

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<v Speaker 1>NPC before, pick Elliott. His was one of those careers

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<v Speaker 1>I think were basically Chiefs All Blacks or Chiefs Multi

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<v Speaker 1>all Blacks, so he never got to play in it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then all of a sudden, within a week he

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<v Speaker 1>goes from but you know, back to work in the

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<v Speaker 1>off season of the Heartland to all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>standing on the dais at the you know what is

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<v Speaker 1>it called Wellington Regional Park, no Skystadium and accepting the

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<v Speaker 1>National Provincial Championship.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, you know, I think I'm surely he'd big

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<v Speaker 4>few Dank Coles because that's the reason he was there,

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<v Speaker 4>because Dank Coles gave it the big nah nah.

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<v Speaker 1>I did try and get heck Elliott on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will persist with trying to get him on

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<v Speaker 1>throughout the week, but obviously the media manager was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even have his number. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to get hold of him. He showed up on Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>But Brad Shields, when we had him on the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>last Wednesday, we said, have you seen him around?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Heck Elliott was interviewed after the game and he said

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<v Speaker 1>that he was there on I think Tuesday. So Brad

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<v Speaker 1>Shields had seen him at that point.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, right, well he didn't, he said, I can't confirm

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<v Speaker 4>all tonight, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>So but.

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<v Speaker 4>Great, what a what a final? I had money on plenty.

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<v Speaker 4>Unfortunately I went with my heart not my head on

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<v Speaker 4>that front. But cracking game gets so tight, so tight,

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<v Speaker 4>two great teams.

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<v Speaker 3>Over time. There was a missed penalty that could have

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<v Speaker 3>won it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there was all sorts and Dupless his celebrations with

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<v Speaker 4>the NPC trophy as he got it from the stage

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<v Speaker 4>and he ran it up to the group and he

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<v Speaker 4>thrust it so hard the lid popped off and that

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<v Speaker 4>didn't look overly light, and I thought it was going

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<v Speaker 4>to take someone out. It flew off like a silver frisbee. Yah,

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<v Speaker 4>they sliced someone open. That would have been even better.

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<v Speaker 4>But it was absolutely fucking persing with rain. Yeah, by

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<v Speaker 4>the end, but the celebrations were next level.

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<v Speaker 3>It's great to see, actually, I think it was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was almost more euphoric than anything I've seen in

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<v Speaker 4>super Rugby.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, definitely those guys.

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<v Speaker 4>They went hard back to the changing rooms. There was

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<v Speaker 4>some more great videos of them just dancing in the

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<v Speaker 4>changing rooms. Hopefully the Bay Plenty boys went and joined

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<v Speaker 4>them eventually, but I'm sure they did.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd say they would have.

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<v Speaker 1>They were talking about they didn't want to organize like

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<v Speaker 1>their own pass up for afterwards. They were a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit worried about getting a hit of themselves and blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah. But then I've bred sheelds with sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>if you win the bloody MPC, you go down the

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<v Speaker 1>waterfront there in Wellington, who's going to not let you

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<v Speaker 1>in career? You know they'll be clamoring over themselves to

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<v Speaker 1>get you in there. So I imagine it was a great,

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<v Speaker 1>a great celebration, and I know that it was because

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't been able to get anyone on this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Had up the media manager but no one was available,

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<v Speaker 1>but we I will try and get on later on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that lid come flying off. He picked it up and

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<v Speaker 1>all the photos are of him holding the lid, so

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<v Speaker 1>he won the plate. Yeah, someone else holding the trophy.

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<v Speaker 1>The All Blecks played over the weekend as well. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>MPC was kind of a curtain raiser to this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was a bit of a scary start, wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>it that they the Japanese scored first, and they scored

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<v Speaker 4>another quick try and then it was tip for tet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And I remember I was at.

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<v Speaker 4>The family re union and there was you know a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of farmers in my family, and they was standing

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<v Speaker 4>around like ad the bagger mate, or is gone mate?

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<v Speaker 3>Or is gone?

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<v Speaker 4>I was like they'll put fifty on them, like yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>like you just wait, this is and then sure enough

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<v Speaker 4>they and they all started putting money on Japan and

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<v Speaker 4>then as yeah, as per they kind of went out

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<v Speaker 4>to a unassailable lead. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was

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<v Speaker 4>a scary start though. Yeah, they conceded. The All Blacks

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<v Speaker 4>conceded first, and I think there was another try that

0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.480
<v Speaker 4>was called back their lock. Yes, it was like a

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<v Speaker 4>charge doown sort of. No, it smashed DMAC and then

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<v Speaker 4>got the ball, kicked it away outround everyone, Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 4>then scored, but turned out he had knocked it on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I got that was the turning point when my uncle

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<v Speaker 4>Rod she if that scored debt made, it would have

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<v Speaker 4>been different.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it would have. Like that was a

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<v Speaker 3>freak try.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but yeah, I mean you watched that game, and

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<v Speaker 1>even though the start of it was tense, you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have pushed that back a week or said no to

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<v Speaker 1>whatever paycheck they offered you and let those boys play

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<v Speaker 1>in the NPC final.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I quite like the start of the MPC though that

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<v Speaker 4>four o'clock kickoff was perfect. Yeah, I enjoyed that afternoon

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<v Speaker 4>kind of buzz at that game. But I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>that's gonna mean anything for this weekend's test against England.

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<v Speaker 3>No, there's nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a lot of those players aren't going to be

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<v Speaker 4>in the squad or starting fifteen. D mack leat me

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<v Speaker 4>down a little bit, mainly because I had a lot

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<v Speaker 4>riding on him in terms of my straightway and or

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<v Speaker 4>a couple of my malties.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I followed journal. I sucked.

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<v Speaker 4>I got sucked into your you know, minno Smasher Mino bit.

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<v Speaker 4>But he just didn't have the greatest of games unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 4>while also playing it first five as well. Yeah, more

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<v Speaker 4>from like fullback that he slices those teams up. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I could have told me that last week. Well look

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<v Speaker 4>I followed it in myself as well. So but we

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<v Speaker 4>did smash them in US. Yeah, I'm with you as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't what can you read into that? Bugger all? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and England great trip to Japan. I think we'll beat

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<v Speaker 4>England this weekend. I we'll review it obviously closer to

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<v Speaker 4>the time, but I think we'll beat England. They're a

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<v Speaker 4>young team. I mean, I know we only just beat

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<v Speaker 4>them over here, but there was a very start of

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<v Speaker 4>the season and also they were checked out. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 4>would checked. I think we'll beat England. And I think

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<v Speaker 4>the next two against France and I don't are going

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<v Speaker 4>to be super spicy. They could go either way. Those

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<v Speaker 4>two only to be great. I think everyone's good that one, so,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean so good, specially all the ship talking that's

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<v Speaker 4>coming with Johnny six piece and everyone else.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye, one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to have They've got to acknowledge Johnny Sixton

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<v Speaker 1>in some way beforehand. Yeah, I walk them out onto

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<v Speaker 1>the perch. He could bring the tea out do the

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<v Speaker 1>coin toss. That'd be good. Yeah, and we should we

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<v Speaker 1>should give ricco you only the captain's armband for the

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<v Speaker 1>weekend so we can go out and do the coin toss.

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<v Speaker 3>That'd be powerful.

0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:28.080
<v Speaker 1>The other sporting news across the weekend, the key he's

0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:29.840
<v Speaker 1>got blown off the park. In the second half of

0:20:29.880 --> 0:20:33.560
<v Speaker 1>that game, it was tough. I was in on the

0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:35.159
<v Speaker 1>three way. That was my leg was that we were

0:20:35.160 --> 0:20:37.879
<v Speaker 1>going to beat beat the Aussies. I just felt like

0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:39.600
<v Speaker 1>it meant a bit more to us. And when we

0:20:39.640 --> 0:20:42.639
<v Speaker 1>talked to Carl on Friday from the TV, he said

0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:45.720
<v Speaker 1>his worry was around the centers and could we defend

0:20:46.000 --> 0:20:51.040
<v Speaker 1>in the centers against like every superstar fallback from the

0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:55.000
<v Speaker 1>NRL which makes up the Australian back line, and we couldn't.

0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:58.679
<v Speaker 1>That's that's what I undid us. It wasn't a hiding.

0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:01.879
<v Speaker 1>In the first half was quite close, but it was

0:21:02.000 --> 0:21:04.960
<v Speaker 1>just in that second half too many superstar players in

0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:07.560
<v Speaker 1>their back line and once we started getting a little bit,

0:21:07.960 --> 0:21:10.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, tired around the edges, she was all over.

0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:13.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I thought it was going to go away.

0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:15.800
<v Speaker 4>When I saw the weather forecast, it just about snowed

0:21:15.800 --> 0:21:18.119
<v Speaker 4>on the captains and that's what I thought. Part of

0:21:18.160 --> 0:21:20.280
<v Speaker 4>me was like you fucky was then Goes will be

0:21:20.320 --> 0:21:22.400
<v Speaker 4>hating this, that's right, And then I was like half

0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:23.360
<v Speaker 4>our team and dingus.

0:21:24.119 --> 0:21:26.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that was a good thing. I used to the

0:21:26.280 --> 0:21:26.879
<v Speaker 3>cold either.

0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:33.040
<v Speaker 4>It's not like it's a thirteen West Coasters against thirteen Gold.

0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Coasters, you know what I mean. It was I cut

0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:35.879
<v Speaker 3>a backfight on win.

0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:37.879
<v Speaker 4>No, that's not that's not gonna work. Yeah, that was

0:21:37.920 --> 0:21:40.760
<v Speaker 4>a shame. But they'll make the final when the Keys

0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:42.200
<v Speaker 4>will be a key ASI final again.

0:21:43.320 --> 0:21:46.000
<v Speaker 1>We've got our second game this weekend at Mount Smart

0:21:46.000 --> 0:21:49.720
<v Speaker 1>Stadium against mat Martonga. So if you're looking to drive

0:21:49.760 --> 0:21:52.399
<v Speaker 1>anywhere on Saturday, do it in the morning because the

0:21:52.440 --> 0:21:55.399
<v Speaker 1>motorways will be closed from Saturday afternoon if you haven't.

0:21:55.680 --> 0:21:57.879
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know people have seen the social media stuff,

0:21:57.920 --> 0:22:00.199
<v Speaker 1>but to live in the city when the top than

0:22:00.760 --> 0:22:02.840
<v Speaker 1>league fans, oh my god, it up and about. It

0:22:02.880 --> 0:22:04.720
<v Speaker 1>brings the city to its knees.

0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:05.160
<v Speaker 3>And it doesn't help.

0:22:05.280 --> 0:22:07.600
<v Speaker 4>They drive with their tongue and flag over their windscreen

0:22:07.800 --> 0:22:10.360
<v Speaker 4>and they're just the cars are weaving all over the road,

0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:15.679
<v Speaker 4>massive convoys. There's some weird engineering on top of vans

0:22:15.680 --> 0:22:18.320
<v Speaker 4>where they kind of engineer their van to take at

0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:19.920
<v Speaker 4>a minimum twenty eight flags.

0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:22.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah on the roof rack.

0:22:22.440 --> 0:22:26.160
<v Speaker 4>Very flag based, yes, very flag based, but great so passionate.

0:22:26.240 --> 0:22:29.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and just good to see people doing something. You know,

0:22:29.200 --> 0:22:31.800
<v Speaker 1>you'd never see QVY League fans doing that. So yeah,

0:22:31.880 --> 0:22:34.240
<v Speaker 1>they watch out. And if you are in the business

0:22:34.240 --> 0:22:37.600
<v Speaker 1>of selling flags, God looks you, and enjoy the fruits

0:22:37.640 --> 0:22:41.399
<v Speaker 1>of your labors. This weekend, Liam Lawson, he flipped the

0:22:41.440 --> 0:22:44.159
<v Speaker 1>bird at old Sergia Peierz as he overtook them. I

0:22:44.200 --> 0:22:45.879
<v Speaker 1>fucking love this, say old chick.

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<v Speaker 4>All which who's and if you don't know motor games,

0:22:50.400 --> 0:22:53.400
<v Speaker 4>the rumor is that he is up against because next

0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:56.439
<v Speaker 4>that's he's saying it Old Checko Pieris is underperforming, and

0:22:56.480 --> 0:22:58.840
<v Speaker 4>he is. He's got exactly the same car as a

0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:02.520
<v Speaker 4>strap on, but he's remarkably worse and performance.

0:23:02.040 --> 0:23:04.040
<v Speaker 3>And there in the same team, right him and verse seven.

0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:10.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So the argument is that the kind of what's

0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:12.840
<v Speaker 4>it called the Racing Balls, which is the one with

0:23:14.160 --> 0:23:19.120
<v Speaker 4>Liam Lawson in it and Snoda, one of those two

0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:22.399
<v Speaker 4>will potentially or someone else random might go in for

0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:24.320
<v Speaker 4>the seat of Peri's next year.

0:23:24.440 --> 0:23:27.560
<v Speaker 1>So potentially it's Liam Lawson versus Pirie's for the seat

0:23:27.600 --> 0:23:29.040
<v Speaker 1>in the Red Bull team now correct.

0:23:29.080 --> 0:23:31.239
<v Speaker 4>Hence they had a bit of a two do on

0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:33.359
<v Speaker 4>the course and as he overtook him on fresh tires,

0:23:33.359 --> 0:23:36.080
<v Speaker 4>he get flicked in the bird obviously a little bit attention.

0:23:36.280 --> 0:23:38.000
<v Speaker 4>I love the fact that Liam Lawson has come in

0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:40.800
<v Speaker 4>giving no fucks. He's a week before he's pissed off

0:23:40.800 --> 0:23:44.240
<v Speaker 4>Fernando Alonso almost of the comata of the pit lane

0:23:44.240 --> 0:23:46.480
<v Speaker 4>and just said fuck you mate whatever, and he's given

0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:49.840
<v Speaker 4>the bird to his biggest rifle in Sergio Pierri's, who's

0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:53.840
<v Speaker 4>won quite a few Formula ones, Yeah, races, he's one none.

0:23:53.960 --> 0:23:54.359
<v Speaker 3>I love it.

0:23:54.400 --> 0:23:56.760
<v Speaker 4>He's come in with just that fucking attitude. How good

0:23:56.840 --> 0:23:57.600
<v Speaker 4>must that feel?

0:23:57.680 --> 0:23:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Ah, Because if you ever get stuck behind a slow

0:23:59.840 --> 0:24:01.760
<v Speaker 1>dry and then you drive past and the instinct just

0:24:01.800 --> 0:24:02.200
<v Speaker 1>to give.

0:24:02.080 --> 0:24:04.040
<v Speaker 5>Them the fucking bood, it's quite difficult to do in

0:24:04.119 --> 0:24:06.240
<v Speaker 5>that little cockpit as well. Did you notice to reach

0:24:06.280 --> 0:24:07.960
<v Speaker 5>across him side to reach across and just kind of

0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:09.520
<v Speaker 5>do a side on like fuck you.

0:24:09.600 --> 0:24:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah it was. I don't know.

0:24:11.000 --> 0:24:14.240
<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty sure Peters wouldn't have seen it, because you're

0:24:14.240 --> 0:24:16.800
<v Speaker 4>going that fast and someone's doing a chubby little chowed

0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:19.360
<v Speaker 4>finger out the window, but then the camera behind him

0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:21.680
<v Speaker 4>picked it up and it's all over social media. Get

0:24:21.720 --> 0:24:24.320
<v Speaker 4>on you, Liam Lawson, you got it. I mean, you

0:24:24.400 --> 0:24:26.760
<v Speaker 4>can't be a nice guy and that kind of shit.

0:24:26.880 --> 0:24:30.400
<v Speaker 4>It's fucking ruthless. Yeah, now he was. He came out

0:24:30.400 --> 0:24:33.360
<v Speaker 4>and apologized afterwards. Lim Lawson did, yeah, hid sorry, it's

0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:34.000
<v Speaker 4>not on my HS.

0:24:34.040 --> 0:24:34.439
<v Speaker 3>Know who I am.

0:24:34.440 --> 0:24:36.240
<v Speaker 1>I let myself down. Blah blah blah blah blah. I

0:24:36.280 --> 0:24:40.040
<v Speaker 1>feel like he was forced to. Should he have apologized?

0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:42.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, he's probably just gone back now lo

0:24:42.760 --> 0:24:43.760
<v Speaker 3>heat of the moment stuff.

0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I think once you've done that, you've had a run

0:24:46.880 --> 0:24:49.080
<v Speaker 1>in with old Alonso, Then the next week you're pulling

0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:51.159
<v Speaker 1>the fingers at someone. I think you've just got to

0:24:51.240 --> 0:24:54.480
<v Speaker 1>go full wwe heel and just go fuck everyone. You'll

0:24:54.520 --> 0:24:56.240
<v Speaker 1>pull the fingers at the next dude that I overtake

0:24:56.280 --> 0:24:56.560
<v Speaker 1>as well.

0:24:56.600 --> 0:24:58.000
<v Speaker 4>I don't think you want to be the most hated

0:24:58.040 --> 0:25:00.399
<v Speaker 4>on the grid, though, because the there's a lot of

0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:03.199
<v Speaker 4>shit that goes on during qualifying and practice that can

0:25:03.280 --> 0:25:05.800
<v Speaker 4>hinder you, know, if everyone hates you. I think there

0:25:05.800 --> 0:25:08.080
<v Speaker 4>was an old English driver who was such a fucking

0:25:08.119 --> 0:25:10.119
<v Speaker 4>liability and he crash into everyone.

0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:13.400
<v Speaker 3>Everyone hated him. I can't remember his name, but he.

0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:15.320
<v Speaker 4>Just got forced out because people would just slam him

0:25:15.320 --> 0:25:18.359
<v Speaker 4>down on his laps and everything, because yeah, so you

0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:19.960
<v Speaker 4>don't want to be a massive funk what I think,

0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:23.200
<v Speaker 4>But I don't think him fighting with Alonso would would

0:25:23.240 --> 0:25:26.680
<v Speaker 4>have Everyone thinks Alonzo's a grumpy, old fucking boomer anyway.

0:25:26.400 --> 0:25:28.000
<v Speaker 1>And also having a bit of a back and forth

0:25:28.040 --> 0:25:30.200
<v Speaker 1>and pit lane after a race, that's part of the course,

0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:30.480
<v Speaker 1>isn't it.

0:25:30.560 --> 0:25:30.840
<v Speaker 3>Totally?

0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:35.360
<v Speaker 4>And also technically this they you know, old mate came out,

0:25:35.680 --> 0:25:37.560
<v Speaker 4>Horner came out and said, look, we're separate teams. I'm

0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:40.800
<v Speaker 4>not going to comment on that team. They're in the

0:25:40.840 --> 0:25:43.120
<v Speaker 4>same team, they're pretty much the same franchise.

0:25:43.359 --> 0:25:45.879
<v Speaker 1>Yes, But why I find that interesting is that he

0:25:46.040 --> 0:25:49.680
<v Speaker 1>said that is because he doesn't want to like publicly

0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:52.879
<v Speaker 1>reprimand Liam Lawson because he knows he might have to

0:25:53.000 --> 0:25:55.640
<v Speaker 1>promote him next year, you know, or like there could

0:25:55.680 --> 0:25:57.800
<v Speaker 1>be something going on there. So he can't come out

0:25:57.840 --> 0:25:59.640
<v Speaker 1>and say, yeah, he was wrong for that, blah blah blah,

0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:01.679
<v Speaker 1>because what if he turns out to be the fastest

0:26:01.720 --> 0:26:04.119
<v Speaker 1>driver of all time, So there's a bit of bit

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:06.560
<v Speaker 1>of something there, and I'm talking about fucking motor games.

0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:07.960
<v Speaker 3>So no, look at that. Who would have thought?

0:26:08.320 --> 0:26:10.360
<v Speaker 4>In the end, Lawson he got his fucking front nose

0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:14.960
<v Speaker 4>cut off by Calapinhor, another up and coming driver for Williams.

0:26:15.080 --> 0:26:17.040
<v Speaker 4>And so he was around the twelfth mark. He was

0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:19.000
<v Speaker 4>never getting the points, but he got his nose swiped

0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:21.840
<v Speaker 4>off in that coming sixteenth. Yeah, but it's got New

0:26:21.880 --> 0:26:24.120
<v Speaker 4>Zealand is interested in Formula one. Like you're saying, you're

0:26:24.160 --> 0:26:26.440
<v Speaker 4>talking about motor games. Yeah, who would have fucking thought?

0:26:26.480 --> 0:26:27.240
<v Speaker 4>I know exactly.

0:26:27.359 --> 0:26:28.199
<v Speaker 3>I love it. I love them.

0:26:28.640 --> 0:26:31.840
<v Speaker 4>Also apologized my uncle Roger. I introduced them to the

0:26:31.920 --> 0:26:34.560
<v Speaker 4>tab maybe be the in of him. He got his

0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:38.000
<v Speaker 4>bonus bit for depositing money and he said, I'm loving

0:26:38.040 --> 0:26:39.880
<v Speaker 4>the Formula one and I said, there's some juicy odds

0:26:39.920 --> 0:26:42.280
<v Speaker 4>on Liam Lawson being top six. He came ninth last time,

0:26:42.760 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 4>so he piled all his bonus cash on there, and

0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:47.800
<v Speaker 4>then he absolutely boiled me up when he came sixteen.

0:26:48.320 --> 0:26:52.200
<v Speaker 3>He was like, god it yeah yeah yeah, yeah, so

0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:53.240
<v Speaker 3>sorry Uncle Roger.

0:26:53.359 --> 0:26:57.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, we're responsible, Yeah, responsibly, you know, don't don't

0:26:57.320 --> 0:26:58.840
<v Speaker 4>on need to take over your life, don't.

0:26:58.720 --> 0:26:59.920
<v Speaker 3>Follow lane steps.

0:27:01.119 --> 0:27:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Silver Ferns also won the Constellation Cup for just the

0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:07.119
<v Speaker 1>third time after beating Australia sixty one forty three in

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:09.160
<v Speaker 1>the third test of the series over there in Perth.

0:27:09.640 --> 0:27:11.520
<v Speaker 1>It is also the first time since two thousand and

0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 1>six that the Silver Ferns have beaten the Diamonds three

0:27:14.080 --> 0:27:14.919
<v Speaker 1>games in a row.

0:27:15.080 --> 0:27:15.399
<v Speaker 3>Suck it.

0:27:15.680 --> 0:27:20.000
<v Speaker 4>What is up with New Zealand coming into competitions sucking

0:27:20.880 --> 0:27:23.880
<v Speaker 4>and then overperforming because they came into this having lost

0:27:23.920 --> 0:27:27.360
<v Speaker 4>to the England Roses quite not convincingly, but they lost

0:27:27.400 --> 0:27:32.320
<v Speaker 4>both test matches. The White Fans coming into a World

0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:35.840
<v Speaker 4>Cup ten zero, the black Caps coming into India two

0:27:35.960 --> 0:27:39.119
<v Speaker 4>zero in Sri Lanka and just carving up it's just

0:27:39.480 --> 0:27:39.960
<v Speaker 4>you know what it.

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:43.320
<v Speaker 1>Is, it's ticket because they're not changing these teams. These

0:27:43.359 --> 0:27:45.160
<v Speaker 1>are the same girls that played in the last series.

0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:47.120
<v Speaker 1>The black Caps are the same team that played against

0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Sri Lanka. The White Ferns didn't make any changes and

0:27:50.280 --> 0:27:52.359
<v Speaker 1>everyone was slagging them off and not making any changes.

0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:54.720
<v Speaker 1>They're like, no, no, no, I reckon, we can do this.

0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:57.680
<v Speaker 1>We just got to fucking give it heaps and we'll win.

0:27:57.800 --> 0:27:58.840
<v Speaker 1>And that's what's been happening.

0:27:58.960 --> 0:27:59.320
<v Speaker 3>Good on them.

0:27:59.359 --> 0:28:02.120
<v Speaker 1>It's good on for ticket. You can't coach ticket. Coach

0:28:02.920 --> 0:28:05.760
<v Speaker 1>cannot coach ticket. And the silver ferns have it. Thresh

0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:07.960
<v Speaker 1>of the diamonds, I mean, give them a taste. This

0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:12.800
<v Speaker 1>has been back to back incredible weekends for sports.

0:28:12.800 --> 0:28:18.520
<v Speaker 3>Scratched the keys threshold. Next week Auckland f C as

0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:21.040
<v Speaker 3>well by the way and the Phoenix.

0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:23.640
<v Speaker 1>So the Phoenix win, Auckland f C win, The top

0:28:23.680 --> 0:28:27.200
<v Speaker 1>of the A League table was now AUCKLANDFC.

0:28:27.560 --> 0:28:28.240
<v Speaker 3>Then the Phoenix.

0:28:28.440 --> 0:28:31.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and there's a derby this weekend in Wellington. Oh yeah,

0:28:31.560 --> 0:28:33.439
<v Speaker 4>that's gonna be this is gonna be good. And then

0:28:33.480 --> 0:28:36.120
<v Speaker 4>did you see what they did? The Wellington Phoenix flew

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:37.920
<v Speaker 4>the little cessna over I did.

0:28:38.240 --> 0:28:40.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I messaged someone within auclandf C.

0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:43.160
<v Speaker 4>I was like, you're gonna put up with this ship

0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:46.520
<v Speaker 4>and their response was we've got more than a fucking cesna.

0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:49.520
<v Speaker 4>So I was like, oh, I flew a little cessna

0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 4>over the head of sign saying New Zealand bleeds yellow.

0:28:52.520 --> 0:28:54.720
<v Speaker 3>New Zealand is yellow. Oh yeah, New Zealand is yellow.

0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:57.760
<v Speaker 3>Idea ten out of ten execution probably about a six

0:28:57.880 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 3>or seven.

0:28:58.400 --> 0:28:59.720
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I think I could have come up with a

0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 4>better slogan the Yeah, she'd have just said something like

0:29:03.040 --> 0:29:05.800
<v Speaker 4>Sea and Wellington, well you know see you next week.

0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good luck, something like that, something ominous. Yeah, Or

0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:13.040
<v Speaker 1>they could have like carpet bombed Mount Smart Stadium with

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:18.040
<v Speaker 1>Phoenix jerseys or like yeah, yellow and black dye just

0:29:18.080 --> 0:29:22.680
<v Speaker 1>because yeah, sort of a flyover, or sent one hundred

0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:25.760
<v Speaker 1>Phoenix fans to the ground and Phoenix kit like you know, yeah,

0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:28.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know there was. It was a good idea,

0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:30.280
<v Speaker 1>but the execution when you read it, you're like, well,

0:29:30.480 --> 0:29:31.400
<v Speaker 1>New Zealand is yellow?

0:29:31.440 --> 0:29:31.800
<v Speaker 6>What is it?

0:29:31.880 --> 0:29:32.600
<v Speaker 3>When has it been?

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 1>First of all, New Zealand is black, and second of

0:29:35.400 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 1>all it's green, and that it is yellow for it

0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 1>in So yeah, I don't know about that.

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:43.800
<v Speaker 4>I feel like, do you think that was a an

0:29:43.840 --> 0:29:46.680
<v Speaker 4>Auckland Wellington Phoenix fan and went out to win out

0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:49.080
<v Speaker 4>to Ardmore and goes just can you do this because

0:29:49.080 --> 0:29:51.680
<v Speaker 4>it's only about it's only about seven hundred bucks to

0:29:51.760 --> 0:29:54.080
<v Speaker 4>do that? Was it actually to fly that banner? Why

0:29:54.080 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 4>are we doing it?

0:29:55.040 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 3>Well? Cap brittin out here, she's obsessed with it.

0:29:58.360 --> 0:30:02.760
<v Speaker 4>She feiled around for the mett and g he's They

0:30:02.800 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 4>took a billboard down South as well.

0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:07.120
<v Speaker 3>For some reason, there was a banner attached to that.

0:30:07.720 --> 0:30:07.920
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:30:07.960 --> 0:30:10.280
<v Speaker 4>Anyway, so it's not that's pretty cost effective.

0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:16.040
<v Speaker 3>We should be doing that every cricket games. The Agenda

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<v Speaker 3>podcast text Agenda to three.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you should just have listen live now the SEC

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:25.080
<v Speaker 4>text a C C to three two three six, because.

0:30:24.880 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 3>You know the cameraman's going to zone in on it.

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<v Speaker 4>No that the thing is to that extent they will,

0:30:30.000 --> 0:30:32.080
<v Speaker 4>but the director will be in the track going absolutely

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<v Speaker 4>not absolutely.

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<v Speaker 3>Not doing that one.

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Nope, Nope, we should do it in Australia because they

0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:39.560
<v Speaker 1>won't know what that is. And then smith they'll be like, Smithie,

0:30:39.560 --> 0:30:41.760
<v Speaker 1>what's that all about? That's just some bloody it is.

0:30:43.200 --> 0:30:45.200
<v Speaker 4>He still has to explain the captain's hats, and he

0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:46.880
<v Speaker 4>tried to explain the Beay shirts.

0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:48.800
<v Speaker 3>There's a little bit and he's like.

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 4>They call themselves the Beige Brigade. He wouldn't give them anything.

0:30:54.880 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 3>He hates it.

0:30:55.440 --> 0:30:57.880
<v Speaker 1>But he also if you watch any video that he

0:30:57.960 --> 0:30:59.719
<v Speaker 1>puts up when he does his radio show, there's one

0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 1>on counter behind it. Okay, so city of the ship

0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Head or it might be an off brand captain's hat,

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:10.280
<v Speaker 1>but it's an homage. All right, if you haven't heard already,

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Auto Trader want you to tell New Zealand about your car.

0:31:12.520 --> 0:31:15.080
<v Speaker 1>And here at the Alternative Commentary Collective, we are dangerously

0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:17.240
<v Speaker 1>close to taking the lead. Here we're getting ready to

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:19.600
<v Speaker 1>sell our ninety eight falcon Ute on auto Trader.

0:31:19.920 --> 0:31:22.360
<v Speaker 3>Everywhere we go, people are asking us how do we

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:24.760
<v Speaker 3>buy this thing? We want to, we want to bloody.

0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:27.840
<v Speaker 3>You know the guy we got it off once it back,

0:31:28.480 --> 0:31:30.640
<v Speaker 3>He did his sons for a dollar and then he

0:31:30.720 --> 0:31:32.920
<v Speaker 3>asked us he can I get it back?

0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:36.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes you can. Here's your opportunity. Hit up Auto Trader

0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:40.040
<v Speaker 1>and November. So I think it's next week, Friday, November,

0:31:40.120 --> 0:31:43.040
<v Speaker 1>the first ye this thing goes live. This is going

0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:44.760
<v Speaker 1>to be an auction, so you can chuck your bit

0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 1>in there. There are thousands of dollars worth of god

0:31:47.400 --> 0:31:49.120
<v Speaker 1>he is. Keep your eye on social media. We'll let

0:31:49.160 --> 0:31:51.040
<v Speaker 1>you know what that stuff as a lot of people

0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 1>have donated stuff for us to give away with us

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 1>because all of the proceeds go directly to Novimber. So

0:31:57.600 --> 0:32:01.360
<v Speaker 1>you get to tell your part that you've made a

0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:04.320
<v Speaker 1>charitable donation to the November Men's Health Charity.

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:08.480
<v Speaker 3>Yep. And there may be a ninety eight Falcon you

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:10.480
<v Speaker 3>parked in the driver and just.

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<v Speaker 4>To clarify, you cannot this is not text deductible. The

0:32:14.240 --> 0:32:16.160
<v Speaker 4>money we make from it we then gift to charity.

0:32:16.200 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 4>It's not the no purchase off. So just so you know,

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:20.680
<v Speaker 4>so just thinking of there's some corporate out there he goes,

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<v Speaker 4>oh bike, and we'll write it off as legally deductible.

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:27.480
<v Speaker 4>Legally not a donation. Yeah, no, it's you're buying a cart.

0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 4>Then the money comes to us, and then we do

0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:32.560
<v Speaker 4>we make ourselves look good. But don't correct. Morally you've

0:32:32.600 --> 0:32:34.560
<v Speaker 4>donated to charity. Morally you've won.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get yourself into trouble with the idea and then

0:32:37.680 --> 0:32:39.920
<v Speaker 1>come crying to us. Correct, that's what I was getting to.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll take the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, let's take one last quick break and

0:32:43.360 --> 0:32:44.800
<v Speaker 1>we'll come back with yours please.

0:32:47.800 --> 0:32:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Yours please, brought to you by Leader Home of.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually think we've got quite a few today.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, we didn't take them last week to be on

0:32:57.640 --> 0:32:59.640
<v Speaker 7>the road. No, we didn't know how many were talking

0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:04.920
<v Speaker 7>in them. Five six, seven, seven. Let's see how fast

0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:06.880
<v Speaker 7>through there we get, all right, first call of yours.

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:11.680
<v Speaker 3>Please just listen to the body.

0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:14.720
<v Speaker 6>Thinking about what the guys is the other day about

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:18.280
<v Speaker 6>you guys aren't doing any commentary for the cricket and

0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:23.000
<v Speaker 6>then too expensive. I think if you guys could go

0:33:23.040 --> 0:33:27.200
<v Speaker 6>on holiday, I think you got enough money are sponsorships

0:33:27.280 --> 0:33:29.800
<v Speaker 6>that you could surely commentate.

0:33:30.640 --> 0:33:34.120
<v Speaker 3>You know, we need you fellas there, we missed you.

0:33:35.560 --> 0:33:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Please go back, let's know your fault.

0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:42.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's it's like if you want to want to

0:33:42.520 --> 0:33:45.600
<v Speaker 4>pick behind the curtain. It's actually a right issue. And

0:33:46.000 --> 0:33:47.520
<v Speaker 4>we can't do the overseas games. It's not that we

0:33:47.560 --> 0:33:50.560
<v Speaker 4>can't afford it. No, well we could afford it, but

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:52.600
<v Speaker 4>it would be very expensive to do the overseas games.

0:33:52.640 --> 0:33:55.040
<v Speaker 4>We don't have the right any game that's played in

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:57.840
<v Speaker 4>New Zealand. We have the right rugby and cricket. We

0:33:57.960 --> 0:33:59.360
<v Speaker 4>have the right sports. So that's why we do all

0:33:59.400 --> 0:34:02.160
<v Speaker 4>that commentary for the Occasionally we'll get a World Cup

0:34:02.240 --> 0:34:04.560
<v Speaker 4>under our belt, like the T twenty one we just

0:34:04.640 --> 0:34:07.720
<v Speaker 4>did recently, but not so much that any tours that

0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:09.400
<v Speaker 4>are overseas toy no, sorry about it.

0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:10.479
<v Speaker 3>It's out of our hands.

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:13.400
<v Speaker 1>And in our defense last week were we in the

0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:16.279
<v Speaker 1>Coromandel for three days of glorious sunshine year we were

0:34:16.360 --> 0:34:18.319
<v Speaker 1>did we tuck into a few export oct as while

0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:18.680
<v Speaker 1>we were there?

0:34:19.160 --> 0:34:19.560
<v Speaker 3>Saw us?

0:34:20.000 --> 0:34:21.840
<v Speaker 1>We were there for work, you know, all right, that

0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:24.640
<v Speaker 1>wasn't a holiday. J Lane lost a pair of Hodies

0:34:24.680 --> 0:34:25.120
<v Speaker 1>on that trip.

0:34:25.239 --> 0:34:25.520
<v Speaker 3>I did.

0:34:25.800 --> 0:34:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I lost a pair of Hondies on that trip. Yeah, rop,

0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:33.080
<v Speaker 1>that was work. So if we enjoy our work, so bit,

0:34:33.160 --> 0:34:33.680
<v Speaker 1>do you know what I mean?

0:34:34.320 --> 0:34:35.839
<v Speaker 3>Another call here? You're suppose.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, And I'm just watching acc does go or two halves,

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<v Speaker 8>just wondering maybe charades whoever's doing it should be wearing

0:34:44.120 --> 0:34:47.360
<v Speaker 8>a ball gag. Just just an idea because there's so

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:49.160
<v Speaker 8>much talking it's not really charades anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Fox South Canterbury, thank you. Uh that is a great idea,

0:34:53.800 --> 0:34:56.799
<v Speaker 3>that the talking is getting out of hand in churades. Yeah,

0:34:57.160 --> 0:34:57.680
<v Speaker 3>I think it was.

0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:01.960
<v Speaker 4>The President was started by man. He was potentially one

0:35:02.000 --> 0:35:04.800
<v Speaker 4>of the worst charade performers on earth.

0:35:04.920 --> 0:35:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Which ironically makes him one of the greatest to watch.

0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:09.640
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I know, but he just at the end of

0:35:09.719 --> 0:35:11.880
<v Speaker 4>it would just like be going rack right big, like

0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:13.279
<v Speaker 4>throw a clue at them.

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:15.400
<v Speaker 3>And it's not what fucking charades is.

0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:19.000
<v Speaker 1>It's not at all. And you know, I blame I

0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:22.600
<v Speaker 1>blame Laura McGoldrick. She's not she's not enforcing she's not

0:35:22.719 --> 0:35:24.279
<v Speaker 1>enforcing it hard enough.

0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 4>She's in the pocket of big charade. Yeah, they're obviously

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:31.640
<v Speaker 4>trying to get it out there, and I just can't

0:35:31.680 --> 0:35:32.359
<v Speaker 4>have it shut down.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess she calls it charades, and maybe in charades

0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:39.680
<v Speaker 1>you're allowed to talk. But she's the only person I

0:35:39.760 --> 0:35:41.960
<v Speaker 1>know who's ever called it charades. And she said, oh,

0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I got it from my my grandmother, who's from Tomorrow.

0:35:46.000 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I spent most of my life in Tomorrow, woman.

0:35:49.600 --> 0:35:51.319
<v Speaker 1>I've never heard anyone say charades before.

0:35:52.480 --> 0:35:52.680
<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Yeah, I agree with you. I'll try and find

0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:59.880
<v Speaker 3>a ball gack and tune in on you go.

0:36:00.480 --> 0:36:03.759
<v Speaker 1>I was really hoping you wouldn't turn on Thursday at

0:36:03.800 --> 0:36:06.400
<v Speaker 1>thirty BM Sky Sport and Sky Open and see if

0:36:06.440 --> 0:36:07.440
<v Speaker 1>we found the ball gag or not.

0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Another call here your space.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, boys, just had a thought on the export ultra promos.

0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:17.879
<v Speaker 6>You guys do the export ulture of the beerfer here.

0:36:17.920 --> 0:36:21.520
<v Speaker 6>It's great, but it's a bit tired. My thoughts was

0:36:21.800 --> 0:36:25.400
<v Speaker 6>changing that slogan, maybe going for export ulture the beerfer.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know, what do you think?

0:36:28.800 --> 0:36:29.680
<v Speaker 3>Fox up Canterbury.

0:36:34.360 --> 0:36:36.680
<v Speaker 4>Well maybe maybe we can run that competition. We can

0:36:36.760 --> 0:36:39.880
<v Speaker 4>come up with a bit of slogan uh and record

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.760
<v Speaker 4>it for us. Heb export Ultra the beerfer.

0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:48.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's no reason you can't just start doing that,

0:36:48.960 --> 0:36:50.560
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, No one's stopping you.

0:36:50.640 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 5>I like it.

0:36:51.400 --> 0:36:53.600
<v Speaker 3>Order every one of your export ultures that way. Yeah,

0:36:53.840 --> 0:36:55.279
<v Speaker 3>so yeah, you don't know.

0:36:55.320 --> 0:36:55.640
<v Speaker 5>I like it.

0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:57.560
<v Speaker 3>You might have to run that camp over summer. Another

0:36:57.640 --> 0:37:01.160
<v Speaker 3>caller here your sports, Hey bouls.

0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:04.120
<v Speaker 8>Just watching the cricket on Friday night and the.

0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:07.920
<v Speaker 3>Commentary is killing me. Ye, can't you do these overseas?

0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 3>Come on? How can it be lazy?

0:37:11.719 --> 0:37:11.919
<v Speaker 5>Mother?

0:37:14.000 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I'll let you go.

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:20.120
<v Speaker 5>Shit, he was pleased with a little bit of abuse,

0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:21.560
<v Speaker 5>wasn't itzy mother?

0:37:23.400 --> 0:37:24.840
<v Speaker 3>He was laughing because he knew would play it.

0:37:25.480 --> 0:37:27.480
<v Speaker 4>That's true. It looks like I just refer to the

0:37:27.520 --> 0:37:29.200
<v Speaker 4>first talk back. Yeah, sorry about that.

0:37:29.480 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Another call here, presumably about cricketing rights again, yours please.

0:37:36.040 --> 0:37:39.280
<v Speaker 3>Said his little help. I got a fight for fuck

0:37:39.400 --> 0:37:45.320
<v Speaker 3>you g lane. I said he was out any the

0:37:45.400 --> 0:37:48.200
<v Speaker 3>bowl of it anyway, whatever? What did you?

0:37:48.360 --> 0:37:48.960
<v Speaker 6>What was he?

0:37:49.120 --> 0:37:51.320
<v Speaker 4>I don't think I said anything. I said that center

0:37:51.440 --> 0:37:53.480
<v Speaker 4>is probably the biggest threat. He's won that bowls of

0:37:53.560 --> 0:37:55.120
<v Speaker 4>the most paced, he's got the most height. That's why

0:37:55.160 --> 0:37:58.200
<v Speaker 4>he's getting all the wickets. I don't know, Matt, I didn't,

0:37:58.239 --> 0:38:01.200
<v Speaker 4>I just any in general, but on our thread, Matt

0:38:01.239 --> 0:38:03.520
<v Speaker 4>Heath has just come said, we should be a nickname

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:06.880
<v Speaker 4>change for Santa's Little Helper. Upgrade him to Santa Claus,

0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:08.880
<v Speaker 4>Santa Claus, Sant ni Claus.

0:38:09.000 --> 0:38:11.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah he's not. He's not Santa's Little Helper anymore. He's

0:38:11.920 --> 0:38:15.160
<v Speaker 3>not Satin's little Helper. He is. He is Santa Claus.

0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:19.359
<v Speaker 3>I'm all in Sant n Claus. He's evolving. Yeah, it's

0:38:19.360 --> 0:38:19.560
<v Speaker 3>a bit.

0:38:19.640 --> 0:38:21.960
<v Speaker 4>It's a bit like the Stud, which was little Ambnitian.

0:38:22.040 --> 0:38:24.239
<v Speaker 4>Some say he looks like an ol packer. Yeah, and

0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:27.080
<v Speaker 4>then a male OL packer is called a study.

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:28.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:38:28.520 --> 0:38:30.920
<v Speaker 4>So he evolved from the little Amniian some say he

0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:33.120
<v Speaker 4>looks like an ol packer into that one performance I

0:38:33.200 --> 0:38:35.720
<v Speaker 4>think it was in the Mount. He renamed him the Stud,

0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:37.440
<v Speaker 4>but he thought it was a stirred so.

0:38:37.520 --> 0:38:40.560
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, it's a male maleacker. Yeah, shut myself,

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:45.600
<v Speaker 3>wristling stud. Once I told that story. An ol packer

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:49.080
<v Speaker 3>that way? Sure? Another calling yours.

0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:52.000
<v Speaker 9>Please, about the buns on Tom Latham.

0:38:52.120 --> 0:38:55.759
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, they tell he got some fucking runs. What

0:38:55.920 --> 0:38:56.359
<v Speaker 3>have you doing?

0:38:56.480 --> 0:38:56.920
<v Speaker 9>Gulane?

0:38:57.760 --> 0:39:02.880
<v Speaker 3>Keep it? I'm calling it now. Black Caps three India

0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:16.040
<v Speaker 3>donut nice? Yes, I donut. It's Hellok. The momentum as

0:39:16.080 --> 0:39:19.200
<v Speaker 3>were the black Caps. They're full of confidence and Indian art.

0:39:19.400 --> 0:39:20.319
<v Speaker 3>So who knows.

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:22.160
<v Speaker 4>I mean that would be outstanding it. But if it

0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:23.920
<v Speaker 4>ends up being two one, I don't care. If it

0:39:24.000 --> 0:39:25.719
<v Speaker 4>ends up being three nil, we need to take their

0:39:25.840 --> 0:39:27.520
<v Speaker 4>tests privileges away from them.

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:28.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, tear two nation.

0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:31.480
<v Speaker 4>They should, Yeah, they should come off the negotiating table

0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:35.279
<v Speaker 4>at the ICC and wish they should put something a

0:39:35.360 --> 0:39:37.360
<v Speaker 4>massive on the line for something like that. Yeah, we

0:39:37.480 --> 0:39:39.919
<v Speaker 4>get an IPL team. Would you be happy to put

0:39:40.120 --> 0:39:41.560
<v Speaker 4>Kane Williams? Yeah, that's a great idea.

0:39:41.560 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 1>Actually, would you be happy to put Kane Williamson's life

0:39:43.600 --> 0:39:45.560
<v Speaker 1>on the line if we got to execute coldly.

0:39:47.880 --> 0:39:49.600
<v Speaker 3>The way he's betting at the moment, they probably take

0:39:49.640 --> 0:39:53.239
<v Speaker 3>that one last call of yours.

0:39:55.960 --> 0:39:58.680
<v Speaker 9>I just realized the black Caps were done something that

0:39:59.360 --> 0:40:03.360
<v Speaker 9>Alexander the It could do. They're just conquering down anyway.

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:09.480
<v Speaker 9>I'll let you go, all right. You know how to

0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:14.520
<v Speaker 9>fuck Actually you know, just fuck everyone in Canterbury, from Tomuruda,

0:40:14.560 --> 0:40:18.720
<v Speaker 9>ash Burton to cross Church. That Himna Springs screw everyone

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:21.160
<v Speaker 9>up there, arrogant pricks.

0:40:22.440 --> 0:40:22.680
<v Speaker 3>South.

0:40:23.320 --> 0:40:25.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, soon as you started rolling the yards there and

0:40:25.560 --> 0:40:27.959
<v Speaker 4>then he went up there. So yes, good old South

0:40:28.440 --> 0:40:30.320
<v Speaker 4>got a little bit of history. Buff though there was

0:40:30.520 --> 0:40:33.120
<v Speaker 4>Alexander the Great. Oh yeah, he couldn't conquer into you.

0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:36.600
<v Speaker 3>When they when they coming at him with rhinos and elephants.

0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:39.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'd ship my pants if that was happening to me. God, yeah,

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:41.640
<v Speaker 4>I mean, what actually could an elephant do to you

0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:44.000
<v Speaker 4>in a war? Nothing, because you could stay away from it.

0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:47.080
<v Speaker 4>Hugely intimidating if you've never seen one. But imagine never

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:49.440
<v Speaker 4>seeing an elephant, and then all of a sudden, some

0:40:50.040 --> 0:40:53.200
<v Speaker 4>massive giant cow with a long nose and ears comes at.

0:40:53.120 --> 0:40:56.520
<v Speaker 1>You, or rhino and apparently they used to like dress

0:40:56.560 --> 0:40:58.279
<v Speaker 1>them up in armor, just slap them on the ass

0:40:58.320 --> 0:41:00.799
<v Speaker 1>and run them off into battle. And that it's an

0:41:01.120 --> 0:41:03.719
<v Speaker 1>invincible pig with a sword on the end of its nose.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you gonna do about that? That would scare

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<v Speaker 1>the purse out of it. It doesn't scare the black cats.

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<v Speaker 3>An invincible peg, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>There to be.

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<v Speaker 4>You like running away from the front line and coming

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<v Speaker 4>back to the headquarters where the funk's up.

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<v Speaker 3>Mini huge peg, giant the pig sword on it and

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<v Speaker 3>a cow and a huge nose and big ears fangs.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got fangs and an arm for a nose. I've

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<v Speaker 3>never seen anything like it. It's fucking three buildings high.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone shoot someone, shoot corporatem an eye private shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>He's gone crazy. Shove shocks. If you ever get the chance,

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<v Speaker 3>pat a rhinoceros behind the ear or in the armpit.

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<v Speaker 3>Very very soft, very soft.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, take that information with you into your Tuesday afternoon,

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<v Speaker 1>Have a productive one, and we'll see you tomorrow for

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of the Gender Podcast.

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