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Speaker 1: A vulture had a big good morning to g Lane morning.
Speaker 1: First time you slepped in your own bed last night
Speaker 1: in about a week. Yes, I felt like had been
Speaker 1: on the road for quite some time. But after a
Speaker 1: wee little escapades around Corimandel and they have plenty, I
Speaker 1: just went straight to the Rotorua region. We did the
Speaker 1: split parent drop off pick up. Yeah at the BP
Speaker 1: and Hamilton. No talking, no discussions between the two cars.
Speaker 1: You just dropped the son off.
Speaker 3: I e. Me threw the bags out the back and
Speaker 3: you just left.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I gave a death stare. Yes to your
Speaker 1: wife and the thing. Send her a passagg message as
Speaker 1: you guys drove off that I knew would just drive
Speaker 1: her insane.
Speaker 3: You did. And yeah, that's so, he says.
Speaker 4: I think it was something like he hasn't got enough underwear. Yeah,
Speaker 4: something like what happens all the socks I bought him?
Speaker 3: Last week. Yeah, that was Yeah, that really set her off.
Speaker 1: They were quite expensive and you haven't chipped in for
Speaker 1: any of it.
Speaker 3: By the way, school fee is a jet.
Speaker 1: So all very well and good that you're going to
Speaker 1: go swaning off down to write a idio wherever you were,
Speaker 1: But there's really like parenting to be done here and
Speaker 1: you're not doing it.
Speaker 5: Where did you go?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've been through a witty Yeah. We had a
Speaker 4: family reunion of sorts. It was my grandmother's would have
Speaker 4: been my grandmother's hundredth birthday. Oh ah, so we got
Speaker 4: together family of that, that side of the family and
Speaker 4: there it all got together.
Speaker 3: It was good. It was good.
Speaker 4: The weather was good on Sunday, you know, just knocked around,
Speaker 4: drank heaps of beers. Great and yeah, a few inappropriate
Speaker 4: uncles turned up, dropped a few bombshells on a few conversations.
Speaker 3: M It wouldn't change much.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be a family reunion without a dodgy uncle.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The dodgy uncle, though, is the son of what we
Speaker 4: used to call Uncle Jerry the lip Kisser, who's no
Speaker 4: longer with us. And I heard, yeah, Uncle Jerry the
Speaker 4: lip Kisser used to come in for the lip kiss
Speaker 4: with all the girls, you know at Christmas time when
Speaker 4: you come in and and you only do it once apparently,
Speaker 4: and then after that you go in and you dummy
Speaker 4: to the right and make him forced to kiss you
Speaker 4: on the cheek. But we never used to tell any
Speaker 4: newcomers and just watch them get lip kissed by Uncle Jerry. Anyway,
Speaker 4: this is the son of Uncle Jerry's. He dropped a
Speaker 4: couple of massive hangers around tender. Let's just say his
Speaker 4: nickname at the end of the day was twenty comes.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. No, I like that.
Speaker 1: I like not telling people about about things like that.
Speaker 1: Like I. I think one of my cousins was bringing
Speaker 1: a parker partner around to our Cordals place for the
Speaker 1: first time, and they said, look, whatever you do, you've
Speaker 1: got to make sure you hung him as soon as.
Speaker 3: You get in there.
Speaker 1: And so this stir comes up the driveway, just go
Speaker 1: straight in for the who that kind of merry. The
Speaker 1: poor dog got stitched up. My friends did to one
Speaker 1: of their mates when I went over to stay with
Speaker 1: them and Dubui that's an Irish friend. They were like,
Speaker 1: Mania's coming to stay with us. It's a it's massively insensitive.
Speaker 1: If you don't hang him when you meet him, good
Speaker 1: and actually he's gonna love it if you hang him first.
Speaker 1: But the problem is they told me about it, and
Speaker 1: so I was like, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: I don't want to. I don't want to be part
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 1: And this guy walked into the room and just froze
Speaker 1: with horror when he saw me, because he was like,
Speaker 1: isn't two minds about committing to the Hongy or not?
Speaker 1: He was like, which one of these two is going
Speaker 1: to offend him doing it or not doing it? So, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love stitching people up at the Christmas Christmas would
Speaker 1: be a good time to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I like, I don't think I'll be seeing
Speaker 4: any of the protagonists was quite some time. It's quite good.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about the black Caps. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I got my shirt on. Yeah, who would have Who
Speaker 4: would have bunked this man? Like I too now in
Speaker 4: Sri Lanka like X thrashed in Srilanka thresh Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and going into a three match test series in India,
Speaker 4: we've only ever two games before that ever, and now
Speaker 4: they've they're basically so one up the series two nil one,
Speaker 4: every single session I think, bar one.
Speaker 3: Of these two Test matches.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think India have massively underestimated the Black Caps
Speaker 4: and came in with an attitude of near Yeah.
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 4: Even after they lost their first Test, Yes, they were like, man,
Speaker 4: whatever will fucking thrash them in the next two.
Speaker 1: Even coming out to bat in the second innings of
Speaker 1: the second Test, they were hitting sixers in the first over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they thought they were going to win.
Speaker 4: I just I was pretty astounded by it, and like
Speaker 4: the level of arrogance is next level and do you
Speaker 4: know what? And I love just winding up the Indian
Speaker 4: cricket fans because they're getting absolutely teed off on the
Speaker 4: online because they can't come in with anything anymore. No,
Speaker 4: they come in with something else. They come around as
Speaker 4: something that will current World Test champions whatever.
Speaker 3: But when we won it, they said it doesn't count
Speaker 3: because they went in the final.
Speaker 4: I know they were in the finals right now because
Speaker 4: it didn't count for some reason because Australia got dock
Speaker 4: points for a slow over rate anyway.
Speaker 3: So at an absolute purple.
Speaker 4: Patch for New Zealand cricket, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I mean New Zealand sport in general. And we'll get
Speaker 3: to the rest of that stuff as well.
Speaker 1: But this, that first one, you could have potentially said
Speaker 1: a fluke maybe because of that first inning's forty six.
Speaker 4: Yeah, such an anomaly, and the patch was juicy is
Speaker 4: under cover for a few days.
Speaker 3: It was weird. Yeah. The second one, what are they
Speaker 3: going to say about that turning?
Speaker 4: After forty five minutes it was turning, Yes, not just turning,
Speaker 4: it was turning sharply after forty five minutes of day one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they had five spinners.
Speaker 4: I just loved the fat and I mentioned it last
Speaker 4: week and we could go back out of the tapes.
Speaker 4: My hope to all hopes, was that they'd produce a
Speaker 4: dust bowl and it would backfire and it fucking died.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what happened. That suck on that.
Speaker 1: Oh, while we're going back in time, I would like
Speaker 1: to assure an apology. For the longest time now, I've
Speaker 1: been saying, Mitch Sentner, great bowlert I love, one of
Speaker 1: our best. Is not a spin bowllet because it doesn't
Speaker 1: turn turns out he just needed the right pitch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think I mentioned that he would be also.
Speaker 4: I think we should go back to the tapes as well,
Speaker 4: that he's the tallest of all the spinners. He potentially
Speaker 4: varies his pace the most out of all of them,
Speaker 4: oh wildly. And that's what matters over there. That's what
Speaker 4: Ravi Ashman does. So and there's that massive hot take
Speaker 4: for me in Smith. He wrote online saying he's not
Speaker 4: a Test cricket, he offers nothing, he's not a threat
Speaker 4: and Test cricket and then he gets sends around against
Speaker 4: fourteen wickets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was ridiculous. I've got some stats if you
Speaker 1: like to board to tears. Eighteen That is a number
Speaker 1: of consecutive Test series wins for India at home before
Speaker 1: the suck It. No other team had won more than
Speaker 1: ten consecutive successive Test series at home. India's previous series
Speaker 1: defense came against a defeat rather came against England in
Speaker 1: twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 1: That is New Zealand's Test series win is their first
Speaker 1: on Indian soil. Before the series, New Zealand had only
Speaker 1: won two Tests all up in India and Nagpur in
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty nine and wang Edy in nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 1: Three is the number of New Zealand players with six
Speaker 1: or more wicket hauls in each innings of a Test match,
Speaker 1: which obviously Satana did, Richard Hadley and Dan Vittori being
Speaker 1: the other two. Thirteen for one hundred and fifty seven
Speaker 1: is what Santana finished with for the match and Puna
Speaker 1: the third best figures for the black Caps and Tests.
Speaker 1: Hadley took fifteen for one to twenty three against Australia
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty five, and just three years ago, ajs
Speaker 1: Battl claimed fourteen for two hundred and twenty five at
Speaker 1: wank Edi as the third best match figures by any
Speaker 1: bowler in a men's Test against India, behind AgZ and
Speaker 1: beefy Bertham's thirteen for one hundred and three.
Speaker 4: So this's and you know what they're going to get.
Speaker 4: They get to go into the third Test with no pressure. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and this is I think. I know, look now I'm
Speaker 4: just jumping on the black Caps winning bandwagon, but I
Speaker 4: think without any pressure on their shoulders, they can go
Speaker 4: into this free wheeling.
Speaker 3: India have got pride to play for.
Speaker 4: They have to win this Test or they're going to
Speaker 4: have to seriously start getting a personal trainer and work
Speaker 4: in these fatties.
Speaker 1: A little bit that is potentially I think if you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they weigh cricket players, but they
Speaker 1: would be the highest BMI collective BMI.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to play rugby against them, that's for sure. Maybe.
Speaker 4: Now the only other team that would be threatening would
Speaker 4: be Australia because that has got tall timber. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: they're quite muscular. Wouldn't stowiness coming off a short ball
Speaker 4: at you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Wendy's if they got old of it? Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: If you wouldn't want Rakeem Cornwall coming out Jesus.
Speaker 1: No, although I reckon here's probably the only cricketer I
Speaker 1: could step.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we were talking about this on the Jerry
Speaker 1: and Friends show this morning, which was jam packed with
Speaker 1: friends this morning.
Speaker 3: He got he got more friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's me in there. Taylor Curtis from Krug as well.
Speaker 1: She was in there as well, and Mash and Ruder,
Speaker 1: so the full compliment.
Speaker 3: Jeez. But there's some old friends in there though. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's no new friends, isn't it, well Taylor Taylor, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Taylor's new friends. I forgot. I was going to say.
Speaker 1: We were talking about oh do you what way do
Speaker 1: you think the black Caps go into this next game,
Speaker 1: do they go, fuck it, We've already won the series,
Speaker 1: chuck it in neutral, or or do they go, let's
Speaker 1: put the foots of the throat three nil whitewash.
Speaker 4: I think it's somewhere in between, somewhere in between where
Speaker 4: that there there's absolutely no pressure on them to win
Speaker 4: or lose what They can go into this game with
Speaker 4: so much confidence and freedom that the Indians do not have.
Speaker 3: They are up against it.
Speaker 4: Their media is laying into them, fans are probably going
Speaker 4: to start to lay into them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they'll be burning effages.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they will be. And that's as ideal form using.
Speaker 4: They can't come in free wheeling. It's a little bit
Speaker 4: of both. I mean they I don't think I'll take
Speaker 4: the foot off the throat, No, but they can quite
Speaker 4: happily take.
Speaker 3: A few risks yep, because it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: And I was saying, I don't know how many dudes
Speaker 1: we took over there. Would we have taken thirteen? Fourteen?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think fifteen in the squad fifteen play those
Speaker 4: four it didn't get a run.
Speaker 1: I reckon the biggest Liam Lawson middle finger to India
Speaker 1: and just be like, you know what, we don't think
Speaker 1: you guys have got it.
Speaker 4: I was talking about it, but he was touchshed touch
Speaker 4: last night and we're talking about it, and we'll say
Speaker 4: what's the most insulting thing we can do, and that
Speaker 4: would be bowl everyone and reverse the order. So everyone
Speaker 4: gets a bowl, everyone gets to wicket keep. Maybe we
Speaker 4: do the where you circle around and you change the gears,
Speaker 4: leave the gloves there, you leave the gloves there, everyone
Speaker 4: moves around a position in bowls betting, reverse the order,
Speaker 4: just total chaos.
Speaker 1: Opening the betting is Punisher O'Rourke and Tim and Tim
Speaker 1: Southy Ages probably go for fifty and then opening the bowling.
Speaker 1: Please welcome Tom Latham and he'll be worket keeping to himself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks very much. So it'll be very interesting to
Speaker 3: see how that pans out.
Speaker 4: Kicks off Friday at Whan Kitty And obviously we've got
Speaker 4: a pretty good record at When Kitty our first ever test.
Speaker 3: When was there yep a tent for was it when Kitty?
Speaker 1: When Kety is the spiritual home of New Zealand's overseas
Speaker 1: cricket exploits.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, and even though we got thrash by an innings,
Speaker 4: I think in that test and with AG's got ten,
Speaker 4: it's going to be great to watch because it just
Speaker 4: shows they I mean, when it comes down to it,
Speaker 4: they'll just they will say, now this will be their excuse.
Speaker 4: The Indian cricket team. Their focus is on the Australian
Speaker 4: series coming up. That is the true test. That'll be it.
Speaker 3: That'll be it. Because I know you're right.
Speaker 1: They will say, Yeah, we're worried about the World Test
Speaker 1: Championship because I think we basically need to go undefeated
Speaker 1: for the remainder of this period.
Speaker 3: Yes, we do.
Speaker 4: To make the final, I think we're out after losing
Speaker 4: those two in Sri Lanka. To be honest, I think
Speaker 4: we needed to win a majority of these tests.
Speaker 1: So the advantage for us though, and this is where
Speaker 1: it's backfired on India to a degree or it could
Speaker 1: is it because it's one percentage and they play way
Speaker 1: more than anyone else. So if we go on a
Speaker 1: little bit of a winning streak, our percentage shoots up
Speaker 1: way more than theirs does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if we beat.
Speaker 4: England three to zero in November December, I think we're there.
Speaker 4: I think maybe in the conversation, yeah, I mean, if
Speaker 4: you probably want to hit better analysis. I tune into
Speaker 4: the BYC podcast with Cleaver and Ford. Not so much
Speaker 4: for but Clever and Ford will definitely give you probably
Speaker 4: a better insight in what needs to be done.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: One thing we can to lean into her offer a
Speaker 1: bit of insight into is how hard.
Speaker 3: Do you think they hit their perse after that? One hard? Hard?
Speaker 4: And you could and you know what, God bless them.
Speaker 4: Obviously his social media band was put in place.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen anything. Yeah, correct, And they wouldn't have
Speaker 1: been able to leave the hotel.
Speaker 4: Right, not really. I don't think there's no point in
Speaker 4: doing that. There's no like clubs go to.
Speaker 3: Usually the hotels have quite good bars because you get swamped.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they usually they party in the not party, but
Speaker 4: celebrate in the changing the room for quite a long
Speaker 4: period of time and then move back to the hotel.
Speaker 4: Unlike the Wunkton lines, social media let up with celebrations
Speaker 4: which I thought were pretty epic.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and
Speaker 1: talk about that NBC final over the weekend was the
Speaker 1: Curse Broken.
Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Well, it took overtime to decide the National Provincial Championship
Speaker 1: winner and Subsequently, the Agenda podcast curse has been ended.
Speaker 3: It's been lifted. Brads.
Speaker 1: We gave him the motivation that he needed to win
Speaker 1: the NPC and you could say it was evident every
Speaker 1: run he took he was massive. He was giving the
Speaker 1: boys another dressing down in the second half. The game
Speaker 1: went to overtime, which there were bodies all over the
Speaker 1: floor and overtime the just dudes just guessed weren't expecting it.
Speaker 1: Officially the podcast now can without guilt request players to
Speaker 1: come on the podcast who have sporting fixtures that weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: And also can I just say congratulations to our audience
Speaker 4: or whoever it was that gave us the hot oil
Speaker 4: on Hacker Elliott. We may have been the first media
Speaker 4: outlet to break the news or the rumor Hacker Elliott
Speaker 4: had been moved into the line squad.
Speaker 3: And he ended up playing a good chunk of the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a while week it was for Hicky Elliott.
Speaker 1: So to rewind the clock, he wasn't even in the
Speaker 1: McKenzie team to start the club rugby season. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: just moved to the region. Then he plays a few
Speaker 1: games in the South Canterbury competition for McKenzie. He gets
Speaker 1: called into the Heartland squad at the end of that
Speaker 1: and so now he's playing for South Canterbury. All of
Speaker 1: a sudden he gets thrust into the first loss in
Speaker 1: five years. Then his season's over. Two weeks later he
Speaker 1: gets the phone call from Wellington, so can you come
Speaker 1: and play in the NPC final. He'd never won the
Speaker 1: NPC before, pick Elliott. His was one of those careers
Speaker 1: I think were basically Chiefs All Blacks or Chiefs Multi
Speaker 1: all Blacks, so he never got to play in it.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, within a week he
Speaker 1: goes from but you know, back to work in the
Speaker 1: off season of the Heartland to all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: standing on the dais at the you know what is
Speaker 1: it called Wellington Regional Park, no Skystadium and accepting the
Speaker 1: National Provincial Championship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know, I think I'm surely he'd big
Speaker 4: few Dank Coles because that's the reason he was there,
Speaker 4: because Dank Coles gave it the big nah nah.
Speaker 1: I did try and get heck Elliott on the show,
Speaker 1: and I will persist with trying to get him on
Speaker 1: throughout the week, but obviously the media manager was like,
Speaker 1: I don't even have his number. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to get hold of him. He showed up on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: But Brad Shields, when we had him on the podcast
Speaker 1: last Wednesday, we said, have you seen him around?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Heck Elliott was interviewed after the game and he said
Speaker 1: that he was there on I think Tuesday. So Brad
Speaker 1: Shields had seen him at that point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, well he didn't, he said, I can't confirm
Speaker 4: all tonight, that's right.
Speaker 3: So but.
Speaker 4: Great, what a what a final? I had money on plenty.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately I went with my heart not my head on
Speaker 4: that front. But cracking game gets so tight, so tight,
Speaker 4: two great teams.
Speaker 3: Over time. There was a missed penalty that could have
Speaker 3: won it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was all sorts and Dupless his celebrations with
Speaker 4: the NPC trophy as he got it from the stage
Speaker 4: and he ran it up to the group and he
Speaker 4: thrust it so hard the lid popped off and that
Speaker 4: didn't look overly light, and I thought it was going
Speaker 4: to take someone out. It flew off like a silver frisbee. Yah,
Speaker 4: they sliced someone open. That would have been even better.
Speaker 4: But it was absolutely fucking persing with rain. Yeah, by
Speaker 4: the end, but the celebrations were next level.
Speaker 3: It's great to see, actually, I think it was.
Speaker 4: It was almost more euphoric than anything I've seen in
Speaker 4: super Rugby.
Speaker 3: Oh, definitely those guys.
Speaker 4: They went hard back to the changing rooms. There was
Speaker 4: some more great videos of them just dancing in the
Speaker 4: changing rooms. Hopefully the Bay Plenty boys went and joined
Speaker 4: them eventually, but I'm sure they did.
Speaker 3: I'd say they would have.
Speaker 1: They were talking about they didn't want to organize like
Speaker 1: their own pass up for afterwards. They were a little
Speaker 1: bit worried about getting a hit of themselves and blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. But then I've bred sheelds with sounds like
Speaker 1: if you win the bloody MPC, you go down the
Speaker 1: waterfront there in Wellington, who's going to not let you
Speaker 1: in career? You know they'll be clamoring over themselves to
Speaker 1: get you in there. So I imagine it was a great,
Speaker 1: a great celebration, and I know that it was because
Speaker 1: we haven't been able to get anyone on this morning.
Speaker 1: Had up the media manager but no one was available,
Speaker 1: but we I will try and get on later on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that lid come flying off. He picked it up and
Speaker 1: all the photos are of him holding the lid, so
Speaker 1: he won the plate. Yeah, someone else holding the trophy.
Speaker 1: The All Blecks played over the weekend as well. Actually
Speaker 1: MPC was kind of a curtain raiser to this.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a bit of a scary start, wasn't
Speaker 4: it that they the Japanese scored first, and they scored
Speaker 4: another quick try and then it was tip for tet.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And I remember I was at.
Speaker 4: The family re union and there was you know a
Speaker 4: lot of farmers in my family, and they was standing
Speaker 4: around like ad the bagger mate, or is gone mate?
Speaker 3: Or is gone?
Speaker 4: I was like they'll put fifty on them, like yeah,
Speaker 4: like you just wait, this is and then sure enough
Speaker 4: they and they all started putting money on Japan and
Speaker 4: then as yeah, as per they kind of went out
Speaker 4: to a unassailable lead. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was
Speaker 4: a scary start though. Yeah, they conceded. The All Blacks
Speaker 4: conceded first, and I think there was another try that
Speaker 4: was called back their lock. Yes, it was like a
Speaker 4: charge doown sort of. No, it smashed DMAC and then
Speaker 4: got the ball, kicked it away outround everyone, Yeah, and
Speaker 4: then scored, but turned out he had knocked it on. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I got that was the turning point when my uncle
Speaker 4: Rod she if that scored debt made, it would have
Speaker 4: been different.
Speaker 3: I don't think it would have. Like that was a
Speaker 3: freak try.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I mean you watched that game, and
Speaker 1: even though the start of it was tense, you couldn't
Speaker 1: have pushed that back a week or said no to
Speaker 1: whatever paycheck they offered you and let those boys play
Speaker 1: in the NPC final.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I quite like the start of the MPC though that
Speaker 4: four o'clock kickoff was perfect. Yeah, I enjoyed that afternoon
Speaker 4: kind of buzz at that game. But I don't think
Speaker 4: that's gonna mean anything for this weekend's test against England.
Speaker 3: No, there's nothing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of those players aren't going to be
Speaker 4: in the squad or starting fifteen. D mack leat me
Speaker 4: down a little bit, mainly because I had a lot
Speaker 4: riding on him in terms of my straightway and or
Speaker 4: a couple of my malties.
Speaker 3: Because I followed journal. I sucked.
Speaker 4: I got sucked into your you know, minno Smasher Mino bit.
Speaker 4: But he just didn't have the greatest of games unfortunately,
Speaker 4: while also playing it first five as well. Yeah, more
Speaker 4: from like fullback that he slices those teams up. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: I could have told me that last week. Well look
Speaker 4: I followed it in myself as well. So but we
Speaker 4: did smash them in US. Yeah, I'm with you as well.
Speaker 4: I don't what can you read into that? Bugger all? Yeah,
Speaker 4: and England great trip to Japan. I think we'll beat
Speaker 4: England this weekend. I we'll review it obviously closer to
Speaker 4: the time, but I think we'll beat England. They're a
Speaker 4: young team. I mean, I know we only just beat
Speaker 4: them over here, but there was a very start of
Speaker 4: the season and also they were checked out. Yeah, they
Speaker 4: would checked. I think we'll beat England. And I think
Speaker 4: the next two against France and I don't are going
Speaker 4: to be super spicy. They could go either way. Those
Speaker 4: two only to be great. I think everyone's good that one, so,
Speaker 4: I mean so good, specially all the ship talking that's
Speaker 4: coming with Johnny six piece and everyone else.
Speaker 3: Ye, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: You've got to have They've got to acknowledge Johnny Sixton
Speaker 1: in some way beforehand. Yeah, I walk them out onto
Speaker 1: the perch. He could bring the tea out do the
Speaker 1: coin toss. That'd be good. Yeah, and we should we
Speaker 1: should give ricco you only the captain's armband for the
Speaker 1: weekend so we can go out and do the coin toss.
Speaker 3: That'd be powerful.
Speaker 1: The other sporting news across the weekend, the key he's
Speaker 1: got blown off the park. In the second half of
Speaker 1: that game, it was tough. I was in on the
Speaker 1: three way. That was my leg was that we were
Speaker 1: going to beat beat the Aussies. I just felt like
Speaker 1: it meant a bit more to us. And when we
Speaker 1: talked to Carl on Friday from the TV, he said
Speaker 1: his worry was around the centers and could we defend
Speaker 1: in the centers against like every superstar fallback from the
Speaker 1: NRL which makes up the Australian back line, and we couldn't.
Speaker 1: That's that's what I undid us. It wasn't a hiding.
Speaker 1: In the first half was quite close, but it was
Speaker 1: just in that second half too many superstar players in
Speaker 1: their back line and once we started getting a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, tired around the edges, she was all over.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought it was going to go away.
Speaker 4: When I saw the weather forecast, it just about snowed
Speaker 4: on the captains and that's what I thought. Part of
Speaker 4: me was like you fucky was then Goes will be
Speaker 4: hating this, that's right, And then I was like half
Speaker 4: our team and dingus.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was a good thing. I used to the
Speaker 3: cold either.
Speaker 4: It's not like it's a thirteen West Coasters against thirteen Gold.
Speaker 3: Coasters, you know what I mean. It was I cut
Speaker 3: a backfight on win.
Speaker 4: No, that's not that's not gonna work. Yeah, that was
Speaker 4: a shame. But they'll make the final when the Keys
Speaker 4: will be a key ASI final again.
Speaker 1: We've got our second game this weekend at Mount Smart
Speaker 1: Stadium against mat Martonga. So if you're looking to drive
Speaker 1: anywhere on Saturday, do it in the morning because the
Speaker 1: motorways will be closed from Saturday afternoon if you haven't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know people have seen the social media stuff,
Speaker 1: but to live in the city when the top than
Speaker 1: league fans, oh my god, it up and about. It
Speaker 1: brings the city to its knees.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't help.
Speaker 4: They drive with their tongue and flag over their windscreen
Speaker 4: and they're just the cars are weaving all over the road,
Speaker 4: massive convoys. There's some weird engineering on top of vans
Speaker 4: where they kind of engineer their van to take at
Speaker 4: a minimum twenty eight flags.
Speaker 3: Yeah on the roof rack.
Speaker 4: Very flag based, yes, very flag based, but great so passionate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just good to see people doing something. You know,
Speaker 1: you'd never see QVY League fans doing that. So yeah,
Speaker 1: they watch out. And if you are in the business
Speaker 1: of selling flags, God looks you, and enjoy the fruits
Speaker 1: of your labors. This weekend, Liam Lawson, he flipped the
Speaker 1: bird at old Sergia Peierz as he overtook them. I
Speaker 1: fucking love this, say old chick.
Speaker 4: All which who's and if you don't know motor games,
Speaker 4: the rumor is that he is up against because next
Speaker 4: that's he's saying it Old Checko Pieris is underperforming, and
Speaker 4: he is. He's got exactly the same car as a
Speaker 4: strap on, but he's remarkably worse and performance.
Speaker 3: And there in the same team, right him and verse seven.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So the argument is that the kind of what's
Speaker 4: it called the Racing Balls, which is the one with
Speaker 4: Liam Lawson in it and Snoda, one of those two
Speaker 4: will potentially or someone else random might go in for
Speaker 4: the seat of Peri's next year.
Speaker 1: So potentially it's Liam Lawson versus Pirie's for the seat
Speaker 1: in the Red Bull team now correct.
Speaker 4: Hence they had a bit of a two do on
Speaker 4: the course and as he overtook him on fresh tires,
Speaker 4: he get flicked in the bird obviously a little bit attention.
Speaker 4: I love the fact that Liam Lawson has come in
Speaker 4: giving no fucks. He's a week before he's pissed off
Speaker 4: Fernando Alonso almost of the comata of the pit lane
Speaker 4: and just said fuck you mate whatever, and he's given
Speaker 4: the bird to his biggest rifle in Sergio Pierri's, who's
Speaker 4: won quite a few Formula ones, Yeah, races, he's one none.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: He's come in with just that fucking attitude. How good
Speaker 4: must that feel?
Speaker 1: Ah, Because if you ever get stuck behind a slow
Speaker 1: dry and then you drive past and the instinct just
Speaker 1: to give.
Speaker 5: Them the fucking bood, it's quite difficult to do in
Speaker 5: that little cockpit as well. Did you notice to reach
Speaker 5: across him side to reach across and just kind of
Speaker 5: do a side on like fuck you.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure Peters wouldn't have seen it, because you're
Speaker 4: going that fast and someone's doing a chubby little chowed
Speaker 4: finger out the window, but then the camera behind him
Speaker 4: picked it up and it's all over social media. Get
Speaker 4: on you, Liam Lawson, you got it. I mean, you
Speaker 4: can't be a nice guy and that kind of shit.
Speaker 4: It's fucking ruthless. Yeah, now he was. He came out
Speaker 4: and apologized afterwards. Lim Lawson did, yeah, hid sorry, it's
Speaker 4: not on my HS.
Speaker 3: Know who I am.
Speaker 1: I let myself down. Blah blah blah blah blah. I
Speaker 1: feel like he was forced to. Should he have apologized?
Speaker 3: I don't know, he's probably just gone back now lo
Speaker 3: heat of the moment stuff.
Speaker 1: I think once you've done that, you've had a run
Speaker 1: in with old Alonso, Then the next week you're pulling
Speaker 1: the fingers at someone. I think you've just got to
Speaker 1: go full wwe heel and just go fuck everyone. You'll
Speaker 1: pull the fingers at the next dude that I overtake
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 4: I don't think you want to be the most hated
Speaker 4: on the grid, though, because the there's a lot of
Speaker 4: shit that goes on during qualifying and practice that can
Speaker 4: hinder you, know, if everyone hates you. I think there
Speaker 4: was an old English driver who was such a fucking
Speaker 4: liability and he crash into everyone.
Speaker 3: Everyone hated him. I can't remember his name, but he.
Speaker 4: Just got forced out because people would just slam him
Speaker 4: down on his laps and everything, because yeah, so you
Speaker 4: don't want to be a massive funk what I think,
Speaker 4: But I don't think him fighting with Alonso would would
Speaker 4: have Everyone thinks Alonzo's a grumpy, old fucking boomer anyway.
Speaker 1: And also having a bit of a back and forth
Speaker 1: and pit lane after a race, that's part of the course,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 3: Totally?
Speaker 4: And also technically this they you know, old mate came out,
Speaker 4: Horner came out and said, look, we're separate teams. I'm
Speaker 4: not going to comment on that team. They're in the
Speaker 4: same team, they're pretty much the same franchise.
Speaker 1: Yes, But why I find that interesting is that he
Speaker 1: said that is because he doesn't want to like publicly
Speaker 1: reprimand Liam Lawson because he knows he might have to
Speaker 1: promote him next year, you know, or like there could
Speaker 1: be something going on there. So he can't come out
Speaker 1: and say, yeah, he was wrong for that, blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: because what if he turns out to be the fastest
Speaker 1: driver of all time, So there's a bit of bit
Speaker 1: of something there, and I'm talking about fucking motor games.
Speaker 3: So no, look at that. Who would have thought?
Speaker 4: In the end, Lawson he got his fucking front nose
Speaker 4: cut off by Calapinhor, another up and coming driver for Williams.
Speaker 4: And so he was around the twelfth mark. He was
Speaker 4: never getting the points, but he got his nose swiped
Speaker 4: off in that coming sixteenth. Yeah, but it's got New
Speaker 4: Zealand is interested in Formula one. Like you're saying, you're
Speaker 4: talking about motor games. Yeah, who would have fucking thought?
Speaker 4: I know exactly.
Speaker 3: I love it. I love them.
Speaker 4: Also apologized my uncle Roger. I introduced them to the
Speaker 4: tab maybe be the in of him. He got his
Speaker 4: bonus bit for depositing money and he said, I'm loving
Speaker 4: the Formula one and I said, there's some juicy odds
Speaker 4: on Liam Lawson being top six. He came ninth last time,
Speaker 4: so he piled all his bonus cash on there, and
Speaker 4: then he absolutely boiled me up when he came sixteen.
Speaker 3: He was like, god it yeah yeah yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 3: sorry Uncle Roger.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, we're responsible, Yeah, responsibly, you know, don't don't
Speaker 4: on need to take over your life, don't.
Speaker 3: Follow lane steps.
Speaker 1: Silver Ferns also won the Constellation Cup for just the
Speaker 1: third time after beating Australia sixty one forty three in
Speaker 1: the third test of the series over there in Perth.
Speaker 1: It is also the first time since two thousand and
Speaker 1: six that the Silver Ferns have beaten the Diamonds three
Speaker 1: games in a row.
Speaker 3: Suck it.
Speaker 4: What is up with New Zealand coming into competitions sucking
Speaker 4: and then overperforming because they came into this having lost
Speaker 4: to the England Roses quite not convincingly, but they lost
Speaker 4: both test matches. The White Fans coming into a World
Speaker 4: Cup ten zero, the black Caps coming into India two
Speaker 4: zero in Sri Lanka and just carving up it's just
Speaker 4: you know what it.
Speaker 1: Is, it's ticket because they're not changing these teams. These
Speaker 1: are the same girls that played in the last series.
Speaker 1: The black Caps are the same team that played against
Speaker 1: Sri Lanka. The White Ferns didn't make any changes and
Speaker 1: everyone was slagging them off and not making any changes.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, no, no, I reckon, we can do this.
Speaker 1: We just got to fucking give it heaps and we'll win.
Speaker 1: And that's what's been happening.
Speaker 3: Good on them.
Speaker 1: It's good on for ticket. You can't coach ticket. Coach
Speaker 1: cannot coach ticket. And the silver ferns have it. Thresh
Speaker 1: of the diamonds, I mean, give them a taste. This
Speaker 1: has been back to back incredible weekends for sports.
Speaker 3: Scratched the keys threshold. Next week Auckland f C as
Speaker 3: well by the way and the Phoenix.
Speaker 1: So the Phoenix win, Auckland f C win, The top
Speaker 1: of the A League table was now AUCKLANDFC.
Speaker 3: Then the Phoenix.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's a derby this weekend in Wellington. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: that's gonna be this is gonna be good. And then
Speaker 4: did you see what they did? The Wellington Phoenix flew
Speaker 4: the little cessna over I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I messaged someone within auclandf C.
Speaker 4: I was like, you're gonna put up with this ship
Speaker 4: and their response was we've got more than a fucking cesna.
Speaker 4: So I was like, oh, I flew a little cessna
Speaker 4: over the head of sign saying New Zealand bleeds yellow.
Speaker 3: New Zealand is yellow. Oh yeah, New Zealand is yellow.
Speaker 3: Idea ten out of ten execution probably about a six
Speaker 3: or seven.
Speaker 4: Yes, I think I could have come up with a
Speaker 4: better slogan the Yeah, she'd have just said something like
Speaker 4: Sea and Wellington, well you know see you next week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck, something like that, something ominous. Yeah, Or
Speaker 1: they could have like carpet bombed Mount Smart Stadium with
Speaker 1: Phoenix jerseys or like yeah, yellow and black dye just
Speaker 1: because yeah, sort of a flyover, or sent one hundred
Speaker 1: Phoenix fans to the ground and Phoenix kit like you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know there was. It was a good idea,
Speaker 1: but the execution when you read it, you're like, well,
Speaker 1: New Zealand is yellow?
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 3: When has it been?
Speaker 1: First of all, New Zealand is black, and second of
Speaker 1: all it's green, and that it is yellow for it
Speaker 1: in So yeah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 4: I feel like, do you think that was a an
Speaker 4: Auckland Wellington Phoenix fan and went out to win out
Speaker 4: to Ardmore and goes just can you do this because
Speaker 4: it's only about it's only about seven hundred bucks to
Speaker 4: do that? Was it actually to fly that banner? Why
Speaker 4: are we doing it?
Speaker 3: Well? Cap brittin out here, she's obsessed with it.
Speaker 4: She feiled around for the mett and g he's They
Speaker 4: took a billboard down South as well.
Speaker 3: For some reason, there was a banner attached to that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, so it's not that's pretty cost effective.
Speaker 3: We should be doing that every cricket games. The Agenda
Speaker 3: podcast text Agenda to three.
Speaker 4: Oh you should just have listen live now the SEC
Speaker 4: text a C C to three two three six, because.
Speaker 3: You know the cameraman's going to zone in on it.
Speaker 4: No that the thing is to that extent they will,
Speaker 4: but the director will be in the track going absolutely
Speaker 4: not absolutely.
Speaker 3: Not doing that one.
Speaker 1: Nope, Nope, we should do it in Australia because they
Speaker 1: won't know what that is. And then smith they'll be like, Smithie,
Speaker 1: what's that all about? That's just some bloody it is.
Speaker 4: He still has to explain the captain's hats, and he
Speaker 4: tried to explain the Beay shirts.
Speaker 3: There's a little bit and he's like.
Speaker 4: They call themselves the Beige Brigade. He wouldn't give them anything.
Speaker 3: He hates it.
Speaker 1: But he also if you watch any video that he
Speaker 1: puts up when he does his radio show, there's one
Speaker 1: on counter behind it. Okay, so city of the ship
Speaker 1: Head or it might be an off brand captain's hat,
Speaker 1: but it's an homage. All right, if you haven't heard already,
Speaker 1: Auto Trader want you to tell New Zealand about your car.
Speaker 1: And here at the Alternative Commentary Collective, we are dangerously
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Speaker 1: sell our ninety eight falcon Ute on auto Trader.
Speaker 3: Everywhere we go, people are asking us how do we
Speaker 3: buy this thing? We want to, we want to bloody.
Speaker 3: You know the guy we got it off once it back,
Speaker 3: He did his sons for a dollar and then he
Speaker 3: asked us he can I get it back?
Speaker 1: Yes you can. Here's your opportunity. Hit up Auto Trader
Speaker 1: and November. So I think it's next week, Friday, November,
Speaker 1: the first ye this thing goes live. This is going
Speaker 1: to be an auction, so you can chuck your bit
Speaker 1: in there. There are thousands of dollars worth of god
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Speaker 1: have donated stuff for us to give away with us
Speaker 1: because all of the proceeds go directly to Novimber. So
Speaker 1: you get to tell your part that you've made a
Speaker 1: charitable donation to the November Men's Health Charity.
Speaker 3: Yep. And there may be a ninety eight Falcon you
Speaker 3: parked in the driver and just.
Speaker 4: To clarify, you cannot this is not text deductible. The
Speaker 4: money we make from it we then gift to charity.
Speaker 4: It's not the no purchase off. So just so you know,
Speaker 4: so just thinking of there's some corporate out there he goes,
Speaker 4: oh bike, and we'll write it off as legally deductible.
Speaker 4: Legally not a donation. Yeah, no, it's you're buying a cart.
Speaker 4: Then the money comes to us, and then we do
Speaker 4: we make ourselves look good. But don't correct. Morally you've
Speaker 4: donated to charity. Morally you've won.
Speaker 1: Don't get yourself into trouble with the idea and then
Speaker 1: come crying to us. Correct, that's what I was getting to.
Speaker 3: We'll take the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take one last quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll come back with yours please.
Speaker 2: Yours please, brought to you by Leader Home of.
Speaker 3: I actually think we've got quite a few today.
Speaker 7: Oh, we didn't take them last week to be on
Speaker 7: the road. No, we didn't know how many were talking
Speaker 7: in them. Five six, seven, seven. Let's see how fast
Speaker 7: through there we get, all right, first call of yours.
Speaker 3: Please just listen to the body.
Speaker 6: Thinking about what the guys is the other day about
Speaker 6: you guys aren't doing any commentary for the cricket and
Speaker 6: then too expensive. I think if you guys could go
Speaker 6: on holiday, I think you got enough money are sponsorships
Speaker 6: that you could surely commentate.
Speaker 3: You know, we need you fellas there, we missed you.
Speaker 2: Please go back, let's know your fault.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's like if you want to want to
Speaker 4: pick behind the curtain. It's actually a right issue. And
Speaker 4: we can't do the overseas games. It's not that we
Speaker 4: can't afford it. No, well we could afford it, but
Speaker 4: it would be very expensive to do the overseas games.
Speaker 4: We don't have the right any game that's played in
Speaker 4: New Zealand. We have the right rugby and cricket. We
Speaker 4: have the right sports. So that's why we do all
Speaker 4: that commentary for the Occasionally we'll get a World Cup
Speaker 4: under our belt, like the T twenty one we just
Speaker 4: did recently, but not so much that any tours that
Speaker 4: are overseas toy no, sorry about it.
Speaker 3: It's out of our hands.
Speaker 1: And in our defense last week were we in the
Speaker 1: Coromandel for three days of glorious sunshine year we were
Speaker 1: did we tuck into a few export oct as while
Speaker 1: we were there?
Speaker 3: Saw us?
Speaker 1: We were there for work, you know, all right, that
Speaker 1: wasn't a holiday. J Lane lost a pair of Hodies
Speaker 1: on that trip.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I lost a pair of Hondies on that trip. Yeah, rop,
Speaker 1: that was work. So if we enjoy our work, so bit,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Another call here? You're suppose.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And I'm just watching acc does go or two halves,
Speaker 8: just wondering maybe charades whoever's doing it should be wearing
Speaker 8: a ball gag. Just just an idea because there's so
Speaker 8: much talking it's not really charades anymore.
Speaker 3: Fox South Canterbury, thank you. Uh that is a great idea,
Speaker 3: that the talking is getting out of hand in churades. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think it was.
Speaker 4: The President was started by man. He was potentially one
Speaker 4: of the worst charade performers on earth.
Speaker 1: Which ironically makes him one of the greatest to watch.
Speaker 4: Yes, I know, but he just at the end of
Speaker 4: it would just like be going rack right big, like
Speaker 4: throw a clue at them.
Speaker 3: And it's not what fucking charades is.
Speaker 1: It's not at all. And you know, I blame I
Speaker 1: blame Laura McGoldrick. She's not she's not enforcing she's not
Speaker 1: enforcing it hard enough.
Speaker 4: She's in the pocket of big charade. Yeah, they're obviously
Speaker 4: trying to get it out there, and I just can't
Speaker 4: have it shut down.
Speaker 1: I guess she calls it charades, and maybe in charades
Speaker 1: you're allowed to talk. But she's the only person I
Speaker 1: know who's ever called it charades. And she said, oh,
Speaker 1: I got it from my my grandmother, who's from Tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I was like, I spent most of my life in Tomorrow, woman.
Speaker 1: I've never heard anyone say charades before.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Yeah, I agree with you. I'll try and find
Speaker 3: a ball gack and tune in on you go.
Speaker 1: I was really hoping you wouldn't turn on Thursday at
Speaker 1: thirty BM Sky Sport and Sky Open and see if
Speaker 1: we found the ball gag or not.
Speaker 3: Another call here your space.
Speaker 6: Okay, boys, just had a thought on the export ultra promos.
Speaker 6: You guys do the export ulture of the beerfer here.
Speaker 6: It's great, but it's a bit tired. My thoughts was
Speaker 6: changing that slogan, maybe going for export ulture the beerfer.
Speaker 8: I don't know, what do you think?
Speaker 3: Fox up Canterbury.
Speaker 4: Well maybe maybe we can run that competition. We can
Speaker 4: come up with a bit of slogan uh and record
Speaker 4: it for us. Heb export Ultra the beerfer.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no reason you can't just start doing that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, No one's stopping you.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 3: Order every one of your export ultures that way. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so yeah, you don't know.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 3: You might have to run that camp over summer. Another
Speaker 3: caller here your sports, Hey bouls.
Speaker 8: Just watching the cricket on Friday night and the.
Speaker 3: Commentary is killing me. Ye, can't you do these overseas?
Speaker 3: Come on? How can it be lazy?
Speaker 5: Mother?
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'll let you go.
Speaker 5: Shit, he was pleased with a little bit of abuse,
Speaker 5: wasn't itzy mother?
Speaker 3: He was laughing because he knew would play it.
Speaker 4: That's true. It looks like I just refer to the
Speaker 4: first talk back. Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another call here, presumably about cricketing rights again, yours please.
Speaker 3: Said his little help. I got a fight for fuck
Speaker 3: you g lane. I said he was out any the
Speaker 3: bowl of it anyway, whatever? What did you?
Speaker 6: What was he?
Speaker 4: I don't think I said anything. I said that center
Speaker 4: is probably the biggest threat. He's won that bowls of
Speaker 4: the most paced, he's got the most height. That's why
Speaker 4: he's getting all the wickets. I don't know, Matt, I didn't,
Speaker 4: I just any in general, but on our thread, Matt
Speaker 4: Heath has just come said, we should be a nickname
Speaker 4: change for Santa's Little Helper. Upgrade him to Santa Claus,
Speaker 4: Santa Claus, Sant ni Claus.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's not. He's not Santa's Little Helper anymore. He's
Speaker 3: not Satin's little Helper. He is. He is Santa Claus.
Speaker 3: I'm all in Sant n Claus. He's evolving. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a bit.
Speaker 4: It's a bit like the Stud, which was little Ambnitian.
Speaker 4: Some say he looks like an ol packer. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: then a male OL packer is called a study.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So he evolved from the little Amniian some say he
Speaker 4: looks like an ol packer into that one performance I
Speaker 4: think it was in the Mount. He renamed him the Stud,
Speaker 4: but he thought it was a stirred so.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's a male maleacker. Yeah, shut myself,
Speaker 3: wristling stud. Once I told that story. An ol packer
Speaker 3: that way? Sure? Another calling yours.
Speaker 9: Please, about the buns on Tom Latham.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they tell he got some fucking runs. What
Speaker 3: have you doing?
Speaker 9: Gulane?
Speaker 3: Keep it? I'm calling it now. Black Caps three India
Speaker 3: donut nice? Yes, I donut. It's Hellok. The momentum as
Speaker 3: were the black Caps. They're full of confidence and Indian art.
Speaker 3: So who knows.
Speaker 4: I mean that would be outstanding it. But if it
Speaker 4: ends up being two one, I don't care. If it
Speaker 4: ends up being three nil, we need to take their
Speaker 4: tests privileges away from them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tear two nation.
Speaker 4: They should, Yeah, they should come off the negotiating table
Speaker 4: at the ICC and wish they should put something a
Speaker 4: massive on the line for something like that. Yeah, we
Speaker 4: get an IPL team. Would you be happy to put
Speaker 4: Kane Williams? Yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Actually, would you be happy to put Kane Williamson's life
Speaker 1: on the line if we got to execute coldly.
Speaker 3: The way he's betting at the moment, they probably take
Speaker 3: that one last call of yours.
Speaker 9: I just realized the black Caps were done something that
Speaker 9: Alexander the It could do. They're just conquering down anyway.
Speaker 9: I'll let you go, all right. You know how to
Speaker 9: fuck Actually you know, just fuck everyone in Canterbury, from Tomuruda,
Speaker 9: ash Burton to cross Church. That Himna Springs screw everyone
Speaker 9: up there, arrogant pricks.
Speaker 3: South.
Speaker 4: Yeah, soon as you started rolling the yards there and
Speaker 4: then he went up there. So yes, good old South
Speaker 4: got a little bit of history. Buff though there was
Speaker 4: Alexander the Great. Oh yeah, he couldn't conquer into you.
Speaker 3: When they when they coming at him with rhinos and elephants.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd ship my pants if that was happening to me. God, yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, what actually could an elephant do to you
Speaker 4: in a war? Nothing, because you could stay away from it.
Speaker 4: Hugely intimidating if you've never seen one. But imagine never
Speaker 4: seeing an elephant, and then all of a sudden, some
Speaker 4: massive giant cow with a long nose and ears comes at.
Speaker 1: You, or rhino and apparently they used to like dress
Speaker 1: them up in armor, just slap them on the ass
Speaker 1: and run them off into battle. And that it's an
Speaker 1: invincible pig with a sword on the end of its nose.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do about that? That would scare
Speaker 1: the purse out of it. It doesn't scare the black cats.
Speaker 3: An invincible peg, isn't it?
Speaker 2: There to be.
Speaker 4: You like running away from the front line and coming
Speaker 4: back to the headquarters where the funk's up.
Speaker 3: Mini huge peg, giant the pig sword on it and
Speaker 3: a cow and a huge nose and big ears fangs.
Speaker 3: It's got fangs and an arm for a nose. I've
Speaker 3: never seen anything like it. It's fucking three buildings high.
Speaker 4: Someone shoot someone, shoot corporatem an eye private shirt.
Speaker 3: He's gone crazy. Shove shocks. If you ever get the chance,
Speaker 3: pat a rhinoceros behind the ear or in the armpit.
Speaker 3: Very very soft, very soft.
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