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Speaker 1: You get there, it's old Keysy here.

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Speaker 2: Just before you rip into this podcast out show, just

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Speaker 2: a quick disclaimer, don't don't play it to the kiddies there.

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Speaker 3: Why not?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's mostly about shagging and that. Yeah, it's Jason

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Speaker 2: been filthy and also so just a quick disclaim about

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Speaker 2: for all.

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Speaker 4: Your men bastards loving the Big Show podcast Get up

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Speaker 4: even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for doggets four

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Speaker 4: to seven every weekday on Radio Fellows.

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Speaker 1: I'm just because I'm looking past you. Jason. You've got

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Speaker 1: these TV screens behind you. One is a photo of

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Speaker 1: you when you're young, and the other one is the

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Speaker 1: give it a come on man, oh prevs there, and

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Speaker 1: the other one is as when we first started doing

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Speaker 1: the show, they did some promo stuff. Promo shoot the

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Speaker 1: black and white ones, black and white ones. So that's

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Speaker 1: five years old. Now. The issue is do we look

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Speaker 1: like that? I think we do.

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Speaker 3: I reckon, I look older in that.

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Speaker 1: It's because of the expression on your face.

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Speaker 5: Well I hate that photos expressed many many times.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's you and a cheese cut the cheese cutter.

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Speaker 1: You look like del boy off only Fools and Horses.

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Speaker 1: Great character, boy Rodney. I think that's better than park

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Speaker 1: of those I prefer parking. It's less offensive to be

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Speaker 1: called del boy. Yeah, del Boy's quite cool. He's the man.

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Speaker 1: You're not a million miles office.

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Speaker 2: But it's the problem is the marketing girl left and

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Speaker 2: they didn't hire another one.

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Speaker 1: What do you need marketing at the radio station?

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Speaker 5: I mean we could, you know, my wife come and.

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: She could work off a few shots?

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Speaker 1: She could what.

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Speaker 2: She's a good photographer, so she'd come in and whack

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Speaker 2: off a few of our shots.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, totally, man, I mean she she'd love to do

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Speaker 3: She'd be into it.

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Speaker 5: Actually, we were chatting before this podcast and Mogi was

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Speaker 5: accusing me, Keysy you heard this, of having zero sex drive.

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Speaker 5: He was saying I was an old RAM cast and

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Speaker 5: that it was time for me to go out to

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Speaker 5: the back.

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Speaker 1: That's so comparatively.

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Speaker 5: Comparatively you have to When I was tracically nuns in

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Speaker 5: the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's say late teen twenties, we.

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Speaker 1: Might have had this come.

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Speaker 2: But I like, I'm thirty four now I know that

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Speaker 2: I'm not as rivved up as I used to be.

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Speaker 1: Oh for sure, it completely disappears what you end up

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Speaker 1: with as a memory of a sex drive. I actually

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Speaker 1: resent the fact that you don't have that sex drive anymore.

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Speaker 5: I was listening to something today and I can't genuinely

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Speaker 5: I can't specifically remember what where I was listening to

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Speaker 5: it talking about testosterone leaving men after the age of

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Speaker 5: thirty just every year at gradually. But if you were

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Speaker 5: looking at you, Mogi right now, right, and you were

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Speaker 5: sort of rating your sex drive out of ten, ten being.

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Speaker 1: Hello when I was eighteen, one being when you go

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Speaker 1: to sleep and you're busting that yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: put a warning on this one to one being.

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Speaker 5: You right now, Jason, Where where would you genuinely rate

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Speaker 5: yourself three?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Compared to that? Compared to a ten? Yes, I was

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Speaker 1: because very very clearly, and all of your just I

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Speaker 1: just remember all of pretty much a very large percentage

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Speaker 1: of your decisions being driven by oh, yes, how when

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Speaker 1: can I how can I? Who?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 1: Three compared to the compared to a ten?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but like that's you single eighteen nineteen right, yeah. So,

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Speaker 2: And as you brought up before the before the podcast

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Speaker 2: as well, Jason, relationships different, you know, because you know, yeah,

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Speaker 2: so I would say I'm currently like if a ten

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Speaker 2: was me at my peak, I reckon, I'm about a seven.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jase is going to say he's the same.

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Speaker 2: But if I wasn't in a relationship, I think I'd

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Speaker 2: probably still be like an eight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a nine. Oh, you're definitely more is None of

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Speaker 1: it is free will, it's all, it's all, it's all

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Speaker 3: I would say, in all honestly, now do.

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Speaker 1: You where do you think this is going to get? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I think he's going to say five. No, No, I

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Speaker 1: think he's going seven or eight?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, well what genuinely what I was going to say,

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Speaker 5: I would say, my sex drive today is about a sex.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, so just wonder like.

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Speaker 5: I sweet a god, I was going to say sex.

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Speaker 5: It seems to be my score at the moment. But

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Speaker 5: I'd say about sex, that's still pretty healthy.

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Speaker 6: That's good, Yeah, because you still do a lot like

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Speaker 6: Pervin O. Come on, Keezy, that's true, you come on, man, No,

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Speaker 6: I'm good. I reckon, Dilly's probably he's like a nine.

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Speaker 3: I haven't said that.

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Speaker 5: If I are not in a relationship, it would be zero,

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Speaker 5: the opposite of Anna.

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Speaker 3: I could not be bothered.

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Speaker 1: You always say that, but that's not how. It's not

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Speaker 1: a choice. Your body wants you to be mating even

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Speaker 1: though you know you're an old timer.

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Speaker 5: Met with massive bull set, just swinging in the paddic

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Speaker 5: there right.

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Speaker 1: The Whocky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy,

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Speaker 1: remember with the Wracky Big Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Do you think I get about frisky by myself for

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Speaker 3: a while?

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Speaker 1: You know, you'd definitely be. Yeah, he'd still be.

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Speaker 3: Because it's this genuinely don't think I would.

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Speaker 2: But you've got to look at the old airs dudes

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Speaker 2: who are still dating the younger checks and being like,

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Speaker 2: oh and they've been alone and so they you know.

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Speaker 3: That is something I could never do.

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Speaker 2: I'd say the percentage of people that go and see

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Speaker 2: I have no idea women of the night, oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: they would be older. A large portion of them would

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Speaker 2: be to blow single older blokes. Yeah, yeah, so you know.

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Speaker 3: But I wouldn't do that either.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 3: So come on, Keezy, what.

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Speaker 2: Me saying I wouldn't sleep with a prostitute is like

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Speaker 2: an outrageous come on, man, I actually don't think. No,

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Speaker 5: And it's like but it's I sort of sometimes I'm like,

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Speaker 5: I wish I didn't have still have a sex jibe.

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Speaker 1: Well, won't you cut your nuts one of the one

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Speaker 1: of the.

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Speaker 3: Great philosophers or one of the great buddhers.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, your six drivers as high as

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Speaker 1: your partners.

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Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't agree with that. I would not agree

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Speaker 1: She's like a teen out of ten. Now, what I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is your six drivers as high as it's allowed

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Speaker 5: I was listening to Eckert told yesterday, and he was

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Speaker 5: he was quoting one of the great philosophers saying that

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Speaker 5: desire causes pain or something in that realm, and if

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Speaker 5: we didn't have desire, we would have much less pain.

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Speaker 1: If we desire, I wouldn't do anything. Yeah, joy as well,

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Speaker 1: he's a negative bastard. Get laid. He's got a two

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Speaker 1: out of ten. Maybe I'm a two, maybe I'm a one.

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Speaker 1: Really No, you're not man? Come on, are you're still

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Speaker 5: Well, as we've discussed previously, you're You're the filthiest bastard.

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Speaker 3: Of all of us.

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Speaker 5: I mean, there's no argument about that. I mean, Keesy

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Speaker 5: and I were adamant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd agree with that because I'm pretty you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty conventional, sort of, I'm conventional, but I'm like,

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Speaker 2: don't turn the light off.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you can't share and leave yours just around your

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your socks on. You're a piece of work.

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Speaker 1: You're a shocking come on, man.

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Speaker 3: At least make it trying.

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Speaker 1: One time when I was really drunk, well this is

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Speaker 2: I still remember being really drunk and like taking my

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, I do.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe you admit this is this.

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Speaker 2: Is like over ten years ago, and it was it

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Speaker 1: It is. That's the least stylish part of the act,

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Speaker 1: isn't it the pants? But if you've got a new

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Speaker 1: you like naked, gey and so you mean, but naked

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Speaker 3: Yes, so you tend the lights out and all that stuff,

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Speaker 5: Then you walk up into the bed with you looking

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Speaker 1: Well you're going to say before you I know, man

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Speaker 2: So is the way to make it sexy to go

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Speaker 2: that in my experience woman aunt is visually motivated as

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Speaker 1: Of course they're not looking at it, so it doesn't

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Speaker 5: I mean, we can't make ourselves look pretty really no, no,

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Speaker 5: in a woman's eyes, Yeah, not pretty.

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Speaker 3: Is that a fair comment?

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Speaker 1: I agree?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I mean if you think of the fat us,

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Speaker 5: I mean it's a grotesque appendage renders.

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Speaker 1: I think it's the best thing you've got going for you.

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Speaker 1: Headeous though it maybe so you think the best thing.

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Speaker 5: Jason's Now we're going to get into get into wed

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Speaker 5: circond ship sision chair.

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Speaker 2: I'll be yeah, when are we going to get like

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Speaker 2: a G Lane's dad or whatever to.

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Speaker 1: Come along inspect. Absolutely, we have to do that at

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Speaker 1: some stage we should. It'll be a great way.

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Speaker 2: Jason, I'm picturing Glai with his hair sprayed gray. It's

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Speaker 2: just with Jason's penis in front of them.

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Speaker 5: Well, I've had his penis in front of me, so

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Speaker 5: you know, on your head, on my head literally, what

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Speaker 5: was there for? He put his balls on my head

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Speaker 5: when I was commentating one in that stupid ship.

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Speaker 3: Good they were heavy.

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Speaker 1: They were heavyas he's about a nine. Yeah, yeah, he

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Speaker 5: He's definitely deteriorating quickly, you think, so, Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 2: Like if I had to point out someone because of

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Speaker 1: He's the younger to.

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Speaker 2: Be forty Simons mid forties. Yeah, the fire to pick

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Speaker 2: someone that was still a massive rudor B. G Lane

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Speaker 2: you're a mad dog, just just a piste.

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Speaker 1: Really not really ruder.

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Speaker 2: Ye anyway, Hey, listen to the Big Show fort or

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Speaker 2: seven weekdays Radio Hoduki Goodbye, goodbye,