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Speaker 1: The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey.

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Speaker 2: Jimmy Hendrix here on the Radio Hodarkey Good Show this

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Speaker 2: Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 3: The time is twenty one minutes past five o'clock.

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Speaker 4: Fellas, do you ever go home?

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Speaker 3: Usually?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and think HM might be in trouble for that

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Speaker 5: all the time. Yeah, Okay, because I've noticed it started

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Speaker 5: happening to me. Maybe it's because I'm sort of coming

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Speaker 5: into my own as a broadcaster and I'm staying to

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Speaker 5: push the boundaries a bit, fel not that sure. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: clothes than that, well in the clothes and also just

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Speaker 5: saying some edgy stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, orthopedic slippers.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pushing the boundaries with what can be done

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Speaker 5: in orthopedic slippers, Jase. But sometimes I do go home

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Speaker 5: and I think and go, oh gosh. You know, that's

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Speaker 5: a podcast that's out there forever. Now people can access

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Speaker 5: that whenever they want. We can get in big trouble.

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Speaker 6: Until we get fired, and then it'll get burned.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, exactly. I'll try to cover the d which

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Speaker 4: is quite nice. It was a moment. It was a

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Speaker 4: week and a half ago. And this was weird for

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Speaker 4: me because I.

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Speaker 5: Didn't think I was gonna get in trouble for it.

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Speaker 5: I thought, maybe, jas sure, you know, sometimes we can

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Speaker 5: you know, get a bit silly here on the big show,

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Speaker 5: get a bit rude, and I thought, oh, well, this

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Speaker 5: particular moment happened. I was like, ah, I think that's fine.

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Speaker 5: But then I did have a couple of comments from

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Speaker 5: people over the weekend who brought it up with me. Yes,

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Speaker 5: So I figured we could have a new segment where

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Speaker 5: we just play something back, decide whether or not we

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Speaker 5: need to just apologize there and then get it out

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Speaker 5: of the way, sure, or just it's like, you know,

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Speaker 5: it's fine and we can put it to bed. This

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Speaker 5: particular clip was from two weeks ago. Can I just

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Speaker 5: before you start, don't we risk offending people twice?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's the Yeah, that's a really good point, MOGI, right,

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Speaker 5: I had.

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Speaker 2: So we're kind of like an a strange sort of

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Speaker 2: way doubling down on it because if it is.

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Speaker 6: If it is offensive and we're playing it twice, don't

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Speaker 6: we have double the opportunity for people to file complaints

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Speaker 6: through the Broadcasting Standards Authority?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's a really good point.

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Speaker 2: And I think I know what you're talking about, Kesy,

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Speaker 2: because when you said it, I was like, oh boy, no,

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Speaker 2: that is trouble.

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Speaker 5: And to be honest, a few of the things you've

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Speaker 5: said Jason off Mike, you're like, boy, one of these

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Speaker 5: days that Mike's going to be on Yeah, I bet,

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Speaker 5: and the various community is going to be very upset

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Speaker 5: with you. But here is the clip from two weeks ago.

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Speaker 5: We'll just play it, okay, and we're just decide whether

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Speaker 5: or not it required even.

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Speaker 6: Though it doesn't seem to make any sense that you

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Speaker 2: That's the one, Okay, it's more your rodents that you're

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Speaker 2: looking at, your bush rat, your possums, busht yeah, your

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Speaker 2: water rats, your beavers.

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Speaker 5: Right, For example, if I skinned the beaver, yeah, what

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Speaker 5: are we making a head out of that?

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Speaker 4: What's the deal?

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Speaker 3: Well, it depends on how big the beaver is.

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Speaker 4: Clearly it's just say it's a big beaver.

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Speaker 3: But I'm talking about it. It's just like a primary resource.

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Speaker 6: But in that that's the trouble though with beaver. If

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Speaker 6: it's been in the water, yeah, and you've got a

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Speaker 6: can't wear that, can you? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: No, beaver is the sort of water resistant though. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's still very wet when you when you

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Speaker 2: And like if I was to get a bet beaver,

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Speaker 2: if I got a wet beaver, I would not be

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Speaker 6: What would you do with it?

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Speaker 4: Well, I tried off first, So that's the clip.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, certainly, yeah, very yeah, grow up you guys.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: Like, so because people a couple of people who mentioned

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Speaker 2: Well, my sort of view on it is if you

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Speaker 2: got an issue with that, you've got a filthy mind. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying about. It's not my problem,

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Speaker 2: that's your problem. That's true, because I know what you

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Speaker 2: were thinking, and I wasn't thinking that. I was thinking

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Speaker 2: beaver's are wet.

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Speaker 6: Exactly, very easy to defend.

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Speaker 2: Like if I was going into a court of law

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Speaker 4: Right, Okay, Well that's good then.

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Speaker 5: So this, this is the whole point of the segment,

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Speaker 5: is just Basically, sometimes I lie awake at night like

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Speaker 5: Mogi and just think, oh God, I hope that wasn't

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Speaker 5: too bad.

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Speaker 6: So that was fine. Ultimately, though it's not up to us.

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Speaker 6: It's up to the audience side whether their offender by it.

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Speaker 6: And do we just say that the lack of text

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Speaker 6: complaining or the lack of letters or phone phone calls

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Speaker 6: means that people aren't offended.

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Speaker 3: Or just totally disinterested interested at.

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Speaker 6: All, thank you? Or do we run a poll are

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Speaker 6: you offended by this content?

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Speaker 5: Or maybe if you just text with Beaver to three

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Speaker 5: I don't know what something will.

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Speaker 6: Happen because I just want to see to change.

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Speaker 2: When you fellows at the restaurant on Friday afternoon, you

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Speaker 2: mentioned two ladies that were sitting next to the table,

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Speaker 2: he said some pretty outrageous things about our show. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and so I worry on that and they mentioned this, right, Okay, Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 2: I just sort to bring it up and if you

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mikeman, and.

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Speaker 2: Kissy Simple Minds here on the radio Hodarchy Big Show

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Speaker 2: this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes past

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Speaker 2: four o'clock.

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Speaker 4: Did you say clock?

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Speaker 3: No, A clock? Oh?

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Speaker 6: Okay? Clock? Yeah you know oh clock?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. Hey. Old Hoidy J.

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Speaker 5: Was talking about how even though he goes to work

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Speaker 5: at three, he hates it when his wife puts on

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Speaker 5: edmund heavy laundry for him to hang out.

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Speaker 6: Ajs bras socks.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, really really punishing stuff to hang out.

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Speaker 5: People are coming in thick and fast on three four

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Speaker 5: eight three, which means they are now in the drawer

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Speaker 5: for a toy price pack. A. Hoidy J did a

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Speaker 5: full episode on this about a year ago, almost word

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Speaker 5: for word. Is this a replay or early on set dementia?

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Speaker 3: Um? Probably dementia because I don't recall doing that, but

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Speaker 3: I probably have.

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Speaker 6: It means I've got dementia as well because I can't

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Speaker 4: No, I mean it does vaguely sound familiar.

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Speaker 3: Familiar, Yeah, classic sort of stuff. Really, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Nothing? This is sort of a similar bit off topic.

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Speaker 6: Nothing.

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Speaker 5: It's deeper in my goat than going to bed and

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Speaker 5: finding that the bed needs to be made, So that's

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Speaker 5: something in my household. That we have a rule where

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Speaker 5: whoever gets up last has to make the bed, which

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Speaker 5: is quite often me. You'd be surprised to find so

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Speaker 5: pretty much, you.

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Speaker 6: Be weird to make the beard if someone still in it.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that was because I'll get up and then annoy you.

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Speaker 3: Well, if your wife was making the bed naked body.

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Speaker 6: She's refusing to make the beard even though you're in it. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: just make it.

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Speaker 5: It's exactly what I said about, Thank you, Mogi. Actually

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Speaker 5: someone here and Nick is agreeing with you. He piers

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Speaker 5: his socks while hanging them out, which I think is

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Speaker 5: just stupid.

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Speaker 2: Right, I didn't even consider the fact that you could

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Speaker 2: just hang them out, will you.

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you what's interesting about what you're doing there, Jace.

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Speaker 6: You have to spend time, you know, sort of going

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Speaker 6: through your basket to find that other sock. Whereas if

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Speaker 6: you do it at the other end and you're just

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Speaker 6: sitting on the couch and you can just throw the

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Speaker 6: pure it up. Jase, I know how busy you are

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Speaker 6: all day, man, you'll be able to save yourself a

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Speaker 6: hell of a lot of time.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know now that you put it like that,

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Speaker 2: you know that makes sense. Yeah, I have a horror

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Speaker 2: just put all my one socks on my sock sack

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Speaker 3: Don't it's just one sock.

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Speaker 6: Why don't you throw them out?

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Speaker 2: Well, because eventually I'm hoping that all the socks will

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Speaker 2: reintegrate and I'll be able to pay them. One of

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Speaker 2: my favorite things to do is peering.

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Speaker 3: Up my socks have been this is interesting.

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Speaker 5: So he is so obsiused with sock peering that he

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Speaker 5: day he'll get to reunite them with their long lost love.

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Speaker 6: Well, I know that Jason, he gets quite emotional when

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Speaker 6: he sees alone, you know, as a solo sock. Don't

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Speaker 6: you do it all alone? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Lost the mate exactly, and they just get used for

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Speaker 6: They got one So what do you do them for?

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Speaker 3: None of your business, Maggie.

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Speaker 1: Actually, big show with Jason, Mike and kysy tune in

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Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

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Speaker 2: If you're there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this

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Speaker 2: Wednesday after And I remember listening to that song on

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Speaker 2: high road tape back in my youth. Fellas, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: I loved it. It's a it's a tune. It is

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Speaker 6: Lovely, Hey, fellas, Off the back of my chat you

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Speaker 6: said about shoelacers.

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Speaker 4: You remember that shoelace chat. Mogiye text machine has been lighting.

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Speaker 6: Up, absolutely has been pumping.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 6: Well, I've got a bit of an update for you.

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Speaker 4: It's breaking news.

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Speaker 6: It's breaking news.

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Speaker 4: This is breaking news.

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Speaker 3: Did do.

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Speaker 6: So last night, as you guys know, it's just to

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Speaker 6: recap as I was struggling to find any shoelacers anywhere.

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Speaker 6: Went to four different stores. I had varying results. No,

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Speaker 6: we don't sell shoelacers here to Yes, you can have

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Speaker 6: some shoelacers, but you have to buy six peers, none

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Speaker 6: of which are in the color that you want. And

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Speaker 6: then ultimately I have success. Just a white shoelace. It's

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Speaker 6: just flat white, not round.

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Speaker 2: Can I just clarify you went to four different shoe

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just the store, shoe store, and

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Speaker 6: they don't sell shoe lacers. Imagine my surprise.

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Speaker 3: That's what shot me at.

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Speaker 6: It was shocking.

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Speaker 4: We shocked about the shoes.

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Speaker 2: I think that's why the story resonated people.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, I think.

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Speaker 5: So let's text here on three four three good a fellas.

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Speaker 5: Any update on Mowgi. Has he put his new shoelacers

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Speaker 6: Yes? Well, this is what I'm getting to k if

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Speaker 6: you just let me talk. Last night, I sat down

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Speaker 6: it was a good time.

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Speaker 2: Can I just clarify, Yes, it was not the round shoelace.

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Speaker 3: It was flat, the flat, and it was.

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Speaker 6: White and it was white I was previously mentioned in

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Speaker 6: this break. Yes white, yes, flat, Yes, okay. One pair

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Speaker 6: of shoes, two pairs of shoes, two pairs of shoelacers,

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Speaker 6: one one hundred and fifty centimeters long and twenty centimeters

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 6: Well I put them in. God they look beautiful, beautiful

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Speaker 6: and white. Unfortunately my shoes aren't white enough. Right, Okay,

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Speaker 6: So now really, it's really glaring the difference between these

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Speaker 6: weeks and weeks and my old shipbox white shoes are

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, you know, I've got to say they're still

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Speaker 4: Because they're pretty clean.

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Speaker 3: Put them in that little bag with the little thinges

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Speaker 6: Oh you remember that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your shoe bag for the washing.

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Speaker 6: On Instagram, my ball on Instagram. It'sweaking a bloody tree.

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Speaker 6: But anyway, fellas, I've done both beers of shoes and

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Speaker 4: Listen, that's really great news.

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Speaker 2: Can I just ask you clarifying it's just to do

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Speaker 3: Yes, read the length of the shoelace.

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Speaker 4: It's breaking eyes.

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Speaker 2: Well, now it's a question is breaking news and what

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Speaker 2: I found? Because I've got the converse boots of course. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: Oh you tie them around there, do you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, which I'm not very happy about.

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Speaker 2: The other alternative is that I do a double bow

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Speaker 3: I mean, what do you guys run with?

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Speaker 6: I do a double knot and I tie them to

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Speaker 6: then I stuff those loops back inside the shoe so

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Speaker 6: they're out of sight.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that annoying?

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Speaker 6: Though not as annoying as doing the double wrap around

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Speaker 5: You're freak yeah Jays with your weird ankle laces. You

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Speaker 5: know what you should do though, Magan, I was having

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Speaker 5: a thing. Oh yeah, you should go to four different

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Speaker 5: shoelace stores and see if they've got any shoes without

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Speaker 6: That would be good. I'm keeping an eye out for

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Speaker 2: Can I just point out there he didn't go to

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Speaker 6: Jase.

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Speaker 5: There was a yak about him going to shoelace stores

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't think it was the old switcheroo.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that shoelace chat is a time for joking,

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Speaker 6: Just on that I've been approached by Netflix. They want

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Speaker 4: Shoelace chat, Yeah with old.

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Speaker 6: Far out.

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Speaker 4: Hey, what's coming up after five jas.

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Speaker 6: I don't think we need to do anything after that.

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Speaker 6: Else after that is going to be a goddamn yeah.

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Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.

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Speaker 3: There on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show this afternoon.

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Speaker 4: Explain what we're all laughing about.

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Speaker 3: No, no, she's going to imagine.

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Speaker 2: Just before you get into your hilarious chat. I just

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Speaker 3: Who loaded up my bag? Was shit today? Was that

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Speaker 3: Pugs as well?

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Speaker 6: It wasn't me.

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Speaker 4: It had happened.

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Speaker 6: I don't even know about it. You mentioned it earlier on,

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Speaker 6: so I don't know. Okay, but you know, j I'm

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Speaker 3: I know you are.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, Jason.

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Speaker 4: Think you know I'm above that.

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Speaker 6: I've seen you doing it before.

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Speaker 4: No, I was filming Pugs doing it last time.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, No, I seriously, I don't even know

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Speaker 5: that had happened.

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Speaker 6: That's great. What was in there?

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Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 6: Sounds like Kezy and pugs are responsible anyway. I've just

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want some half us year and you

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Speaker 4: just thought of all right.

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Speaker 6: But I don't know if you guys know, but my

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Speaker 3: Back, sure, you know, Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 6: I didn't know she came crawling back quite so soon.

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Speaker 6: And what I've got at home now is the place

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Speaker 6: is a bit of a it's a bit of a

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Speaker 6: ten days. Bachelormogi sort of look like though he looks

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Speaker 6: to seven, right, Okay, curtains are open and I'm doing

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Speaker 6: I'm out on that deck there. I'm smoking darts cracker dawn.

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Speaker 6: I'm out there smoking darts, say kiolda to my neighbors

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Speaker 6: Quite a conservative neighborhood I'm in. But I'm getting to

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Speaker 6: just get them all dirty and then bin them. Sure,

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Speaker 6: get some more later, but they're just dirty at the moment.

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Speaker 6: I've been moving some and that I've been moving some

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Speaker 6: change it. This should have been so simple. There's three

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Speaker 6: I put the one up that I like. It's hanging

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Speaker 6: all the same. Then I'm up there moving the goddamn

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Speaker 4: Are you still.

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Speaker 6: Naked this I'm naked. This is exactly what the thing,

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Speaker 5: So if you couldn't find a knife and you need

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Speaker 6: Of you do your best with I'm sort of like

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Speaker 6: mcguy over.

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Speaker 3: You didn't think it would be said, you're just stiffening

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Speaker 6: Stiffening the rope, Well, I did. But the thing is

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Speaker 6: I'm moving it up and down, and this why it's

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Speaker 6: not it's not good wire. Your wife got the bad wire.

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Speaker 6: So anyway, I spent ages up and down, up and down,

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Speaker 6: I'm like, turn it around. The wires snapped enough so

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Speaker 6: so now all of that ship is lying in the hallway.

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Speaker 6: I did that for about half an hours over it. Yes,

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Speaker 6: the floor. That's just sitting there as well. And I've

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Speaker 4: And is there just like a knife on the ground

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Speaker 4: like five darts?

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Speaker 6: That is funnily enough. I went to get a tower

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Speaker 4: Can I just ask the photos.

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Speaker 5: And absolute shambles, really, Dibato that you hate in the middle,

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Speaker 5: what's that a photo of?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Is it a photo or a picture?

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Speaker 6: It's well, it's more of a picture, but it's from

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Speaker 6: but my wife when it comes to the looks department, man,

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Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy

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Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikey