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Speaker 1: Chelsea Handler's on her way back. Chelsea likely big news

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Speaker 1: for her. Of course, There've been the Netflix shows over

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Speaker 1: the years. The latest stand up as a thing called

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Speaker 1: Little Big Bitch Tour and Chelsea Handler is what it's

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Speaker 1: from New York. Good morning, oh, good morning to you.

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Speaker 2: So nice to speak with you again.

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Speaker 1: And not at all and heading back our way looking

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Speaker 1: forward to it. I'm assuming.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you're assuming correct. I wouldn't return if I didn't

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Speaker 2: love it so much.

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Speaker 1: No, that's true the tour itself. Funnily enough, I talked

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Speaker 1: to Jerry Seinfeld the other day and what I didn't

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Speaker 1: realize about his tour is it was already on the road,

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Speaker 1: So I was trying to get a vibe about what

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Speaker 1: sort of show he had and whether it was going

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Speaker 1: to work, and whether he knew it. Your show's already

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Speaker 1: on the road, so you'll have some feedback so far

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Speaker 1: as to what you're bringing here, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, I have a sat that idea.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, how's it going.

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Speaker 2: It's going pretty well. If I'm coming to New Zealand.

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Speaker 3: I've been on tour for a while because I don't

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Speaker 3: have to film my Netflix special for this tour until

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Speaker 3: the end of the year, and I was like, oh, well,

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Speaker 3: let me take this on the road because it's I've.

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Speaker 2: Got this whole year, and uh, you know, I love

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Speaker 2: to visit.

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Speaker 3: These places and come back and see people and meet

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Speaker 2: It's just a different, you know, different level of travel fun.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm looking forward to coming back.

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Speaker 1: Does it go down differently depending on where you are, No.

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Speaker 3: I mean a little bit, but not really. I mean,

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Speaker 3: we're all human beings and if you I mean, if

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Speaker 3: you're coming to see me, you probably know me, so

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Speaker 3: you know what to expect.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: It's not like I'm introducing myself to people all the time.

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Speaker 3: So it's kind of like I have a reputation.

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Speaker 1: What's your yes, you do, what's your vibe? In terms

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Speaker 1: of how easy good fun it is to be a

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Speaker 1: comedian in a place like America at the moment, which

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Speaker 1: appears from the side of the world to be an

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Speaker 1: angsty old arrangement.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, America's pretty rough these days.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty hard pill to swallow being in this country

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Speaker 3: thinking of all the you know.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty ugly.

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Speaker 3: So I choose to smoke a lot of cannabis and

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Speaker 3: travel as much as I can out of the country.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow, I leave for Spain for one month. I'm coming

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Speaker 2: to New Zealand, I'm going to Australia. I'm doing a

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Speaker 2: anything to get out of this country. So we'll see

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Speaker 2: what happens in November. But yeah, it's looking pretty grim.

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Speaker 3: I think this might it might be a wrap on America,

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Speaker 3: Like I think the experiment is probably close to ending,

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Speaker 3: you know, this democratic experiment.

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Speaker 2: It feels like that. I mean, I can tell you

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Speaker 3: I have a house in Spain and Canada because I

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Speaker 3: think that's going to happen and I'm going to have

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Speaker 2: A Canadian news anchor at some point in my career.

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Speaker 1: Would you choose Canada or Spine?

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Speaker 2: Great question.

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Speaker 3: I mean, my Spanish keeps getting better every year. I'm

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Speaker 3: even better. If I could speak fluent Spanish, I think

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Speaker 3: I would be, like, you know what the thing is,

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Speaker 3: I love to ski. I love to ski naked, and

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Speaker 2: And skiing is a real part of who I am.

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Speaker 2: So I love to be in Canada. But Spain and.

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Speaker 3: The Spanish people like there's never going to be a

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Speaker 2: I just that's a vibe I can get down with.

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Speaker 1: I like it. But you count ski naked and spin though,

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Speaker 3: No, I'd have to bring my own snow, and with

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Speaker 2: Difficult to do.

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Speaker 1: Does it able to lose? It's through skiing naked?

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Speaker 2: No, it's invigorating for a female from a woman.

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Speaker 3: To have your Yeah, it feels awesome. I feel like

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Speaker 2: I think the adrenaline kind of keeps you.

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Speaker 1: Warm, right, and so even when your face plant will

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Speaker 2: Base plant fall over. Have you seen me ski?

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Speaker 1: I'm not fine, nobody. And every now and again you

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter how good you are.

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Speaker 2: No one that good as snow plowing. So that's your

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Speaker 1: All right. Listen, as far as I was watching looking

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Speaker 1: at you on social media the other day, right, and

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Speaker 1: you hit some protests at one of you show. This

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Speaker 1: it an angsty old time at the monment to be

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Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't have an It won't never have

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Speaker 3: an impact on me not performing. It happened at one

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Speaker 3: show and they were removed and it was disruptive, but

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Speaker 2: A professional, and you know that that's all you can do.

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Speaker 2: And I understand people are upset. I'm upset too. Everyone's upset.

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Speaker 2: It's not a happy time about any of this.

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Speaker 3: So it just doesn't feel like, you know, it's just

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Speaker 3: not an issue that you can even discuss.

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Speaker 1: No, how does unhappiness though, dovetail into being comedic? Does

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Speaker 1: Hinda, I'm not unhappy.

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Speaker 3: So you have to ask, like more male comedians seem

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Speaker 3: more unhappy to me? I would ask them because I

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Speaker 3: feel like female comedians aren't as nearly as lugubrious as

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Speaker 2: Good female comedians are.

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Speaker 3: Like they're I mean, they can be depressed, but male

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Speaker 3: comedians can be very very depressed, and then it's like

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Speaker 3: like pass high vibes around, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: having forgotten whatever the was annoying them that day in

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Speaker 2: You know. I want to spread joy, laughter and sunshine.

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Speaker 2: Like that's my vibe right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and that's and that's good. But a lot

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Speaker 1: got to say that and you say it, it means

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Speaker 1: that you, you know, people aren't like that, they can't

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I feel like enough people are on

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Speaker 3: I'm not worried about the people who disagree with me.

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Speaker 3: But I'm not against having people set parameters about what

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Speaker 3: what's going to be frowned upon. Like I know men

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Speaker 3: not like, if you want to say I can't make

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Speaker 3: fun of, you know, different cultures because that's insensitive.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair.

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Speaker 3: To judge what's sensitive to another person and based on

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't have an issue with that. And also

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Speaker 3: Good challenge as a comedian or as any artist to

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Speaker 3: yourself first, you know, start within.

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Speaker 2: Like with everything, start within. It's the same in comedy.

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Speaker 1: It very well said. It's a very good point too.

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Speaker 1: You mentioned Netflix in Mima Ago. I saw you funnily

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Speaker 1: Netflix strikes me, and it's not just him. Streaming generally

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, Ted Surrandos loves comedians, He loves comics.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we just had the.

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Speaker 3: Netflix as a Joke festival in la and I did

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Speaker 2: Everyone did a show for it. They have like so.

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Speaker 3: Many comedians, they buy out all these venues. It was

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Speaker 1: And it allows you to get to an audience you

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Speaker 1: you can say a bunch of stuff. Because I saw

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Speaker 3: I mean Netflix gives all comedians anyone on that platform.

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Speaker 3: is going to watch their specials. I did a special Max,

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Speaker 3: I'm doing my second special on Netflix. Because you can

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Speaker 1: What the talk show thing that you've been involved in.

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Speaker 1: Is that fun? Is that worth doing?

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Speaker 2: I don't do one now, so I know.

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Speaker 1: I mean you have as a thing as a stand

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Speaker 2: It's a grind. It can be a grind. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's very exciting and it's very new. So every day

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Speaker 2: you're talking about new things. That's exciting for me. That

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Speaker 3: But like for now, like I like, like I don't

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Speaker 3: you know, on a spiritual level, I'm like, is this

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Speaker 1: Oh that's fantastic. I'm so glad you're enjoying that. The

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Speaker 1: hard limonide the two things I didn't know about you

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Speaker 3: I started a hard lemonade stand when I was eight

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Speaker 3: years old because I knew that was going to yield

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Speaker 1: That's brittiant.

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Speaker 3: And I served gin, whiskey and tequila to not only

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Speaker 1: And the first class story, the first class ticket story.

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Speaker 1: That's true too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a true story.

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Speaker 3: I bought my own first class ticket when I was

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Speaker 3: thirteen years old, after I saved up money from my

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Speaker 1: That's too cool.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Is the Vegas Residency started yet or not?

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Speaker 3: No Vegas Residency, I just announced we are starting.

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Speaker 2: I did one show a month.

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Speaker 3: At the Cosmopolitan at the inside the Chelsea Theater, so again.

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Speaker 2: I'm inside myself.

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Speaker 3: I do it once a month and it starts September first, on.

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Speaker 2: Labor Day weekend. So that's pretty fun.

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Speaker 1: Explain to me the residency thing. So the once a

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Speaker 1: month thing strikes me as good because there are some

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Speaker 1: people in residency that do it like seven days a week,

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Speaker 1: how boring could this be? So the residency people want

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Speaker 1: and they're just playing roulette and wander into the room

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Speaker 1: and you happen to be there, and therefore they don't

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Speaker 2: Is that what's the question?

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Speaker 1: Well, the question is are they drunk and playing roulette

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Speaker 1: and wandering in to see you? Or are they actually

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Speaker 1: come out to see you because you're a Chelsea Handler

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Speaker 1: and you're a show worth watching.

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Speaker 2: Well, you have to buy the ticket, you know what

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Speaker 3: You wander so you have to have some intention about it.

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Speaker 1: Good on, you will listen. When are you coming here?

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Speaker 1: You might be able to get some skiing done here

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 2: July fourth, I believe July fourth? Shall I fifth? I

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Speaker 2: think somewhere? That sounds right?

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Speaker 1: It could be good. And you have a skied queenstonne Wonka.

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Speaker 2: No, I've never skied there.

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Speaker 1: Ye, you haven't lived. You might be crushing it, but

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Speaker 1: you haven't lived until you've skied Queenstown or Wanaka.

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Speaker 2: Then I'll have to get that done.

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Speaker 1: Fantastic, lovely to see you. Look forward to catching up

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Speaker 1: when you're in the country and go well, okay, you

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Speaker 1: go well too, all right, there we go Chelsea Handler.

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