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Speaker 1: here you mate, listen. Just a bit of a disclaimer

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Speaker 1: All right, Keysy was disgusting, Pugs was disgusting, Mogi was

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Speaker 1: your med bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up

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Speaker 1: even closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw

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Speaker 1: doggets four to seven every weekday. That's right, man, that's

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Speaker 2: How you guys going good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: I'm really good.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he seemed a good mood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. What is it because it's Friday?

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Speaker 2: It's because it's Friday. Yeah, heez. He's got every reason

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Speaker 3: Yeah, excellent. You know one of the reasons I'm having

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Speaker 1: Oh that's good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, quietly good one. Yes, various other reasons too. I

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Speaker 3: was already in a very good. Yeah, I had some

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Speaker 2: They'll get your game save for the show in the fryer.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I'm happy about leftover reburger.

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Speaker 2: How do you know about that? Who told you that?

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Speaker 1: No, it's just the way I am. I except just

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Speaker 2: Do you not know that your masculinity is directly tired

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Speaker 6: You guys have a bit of ass, not like you?

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Speaker 2: I've seen you eat ass and three bites.

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Speaker 1: No, I know usually it's two once app once down.

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Speaker 3: The Whole Archy B Show week days from four on

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Speaker 2: Remember the Warky Big Show podcast?

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Speaker 1: So now I am racist? Yeah, I'm a jazz bot,

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Speaker 1: I'm sixist and I love eating ass. That is that

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Speaker 1: Right yeah here, I just like it because it's cool,

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Speaker 2: Do I some shorts that I couldn't get me?

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Speaker 4: Across the road from the office is half a half.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be Jason, all right, So just brace yourself, brother.

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Speaker 1: Oh I know. Look, I'm I'm all set to go.

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Speaker 1: I am not even going to tell you what he did.

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Speaker 1: It's splash water on it. With my with my sand bucket.

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Speaker 3: I lie on the beach in the sun, hung over

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Speaker 2: Around like a couple of Well, the ladies are sitting there,

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Speaker 2: isn't it great?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm looking forward to fishing and swimming, That's what

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Speaker 2: Are you going over there?

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Speaker 1: No, they're coming here. They no, Well, this is the thing.

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Speaker 3: There'll be people in their twenties right now who do

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Speaker 2: How it is?

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Speaker 1: Mind you? One of my girls message my my wife

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Speaker 1: last I said, I really miss you. I mean she

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Speaker 1: misses her, but I don't think she missus mes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, trust you to take a negative from that. You know,

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Speaker 2: it's just that standard man.

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Speaker 1: It's just hurtful.

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Speaker 5: It is hurtful, man. But you know you're not there

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Speaker 5: for you know, I don't know what you're there for.

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Speaker 5: But have you guys tried to be good fathers?

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Speaker 1: Do you mean.

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Speaker 2: I'm very busy.

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Speaker 3: Hey, this is a big show, four or seven weekdays.

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Speaker 3: I'll hold up you