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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a

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Speaker 1: little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of

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Speaker 1: pot guys, eyewitness our bloody a right, oh, bloody muck up.

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Speaker 2: So I wasn't with you, guys, but.

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Speaker 1: I landed on an aeroplane and arrived at the air

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Speaker 1: bridge at the gate and everybody gets up, gets the

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Speaker 1: bags out, you know, sitting around. Nothing's happening. So I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm like kind of by at a window seats. It's

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Speaker 1: just like looking out and I was like, oh, the

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Speaker 1: lady in the air bridge is there, so it must

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Speaker 1: be coming any minute now. Nothing, nothing, nothing, And then

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Speaker 1: the air bridge starts moving to the middle door. So

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Speaker 1: it was a big plane the second door, not the

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Speaker 1: front door, the middle door.

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Speaker 2: That's insane.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then it just stops halfway between the front

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Speaker 1: door and the middle door, and she's just like looking

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Speaker 1: down at the controls.

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Speaker 2: It's raining looking, just locking.

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Speaker 1: Okay, still looking, still looking, She's still looking. So then

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Speaker 1: she moves moves it back to the first door. This

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Speaker 1: is a yeah, moves it back to the second door,

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Speaker 1: but only gets halfway.

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Speaker 2: It can't go all the way. This feels like it

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Speaker 2: needs so I'm just looking and then she rings someone

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Speaker 2: and she's like, who's ringing? Someone's talking her through moving.

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Speaker 1: It time like her first day moving the average.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, why she goes so skew. If you don't

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Speaker 2: go on the second door, that's no.

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Speaker 1: They normally go the some gates, it depends what gate

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Speaker 1: you're at, but normally it's.

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Speaker 2: The second door. If it's a big if it's a

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Speaker 2: big plane, it'll be the second door.

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Speaker 1: But some gates at Auckland Airport, yeah, they can only

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Speaker 1: do the front door.

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Speaker 2: But she's fair for her, I reckon it would have

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Speaker 2: been like ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: She finally lines it up to the front door and

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Speaker 1: then like I'm there when they open the front door

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Speaker 1: and she's, oh, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: People, which would have made it more. It's like someone

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Speaker 2: trying to watch your parallel park.

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Speaker 1: You're just like, oh, fuck, you just drive around the

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Speaker 1: block right and park somewhere else where they can't see you.

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Speaker 2: Speed the hell out of there. You abandon that. You

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Speaker 2: can't do that in the airport.

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Speaker 1: You can't just take off to another gate because everyone's

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Speaker 1: there watching you.

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Speaker 2: Even things about that. I think it was her first day.

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Speaker 2: It's the first day. One day you get talked through

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Speaker 2: how to do that right, and you practice.

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Speaker 1: Because that's.

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Speaker 2: A plane.

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Speaker 1: How much is at least five dollars at least like

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Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars or one hundred million, it'll be

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Speaker 1: one hundred and something million dollars.

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Speaker 2: I don't know's here's this check who's like me?

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Speaker 1: And then it gets up against the Doorady, you could

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Speaker 1: feel the plane and just like I was just like Jesus.

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Speaker 2: What is she doing? Do you know what?

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Speaker 1: You know? What?

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Speaker 2: Though, she's done it and she'll never do that again. Wow,

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Speaker 2: you'd hope. So you know she's fixed, she's figured it out.

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Speaker 2: I'm just proud of it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just on trade me seeing how much a plane costs,

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Speaker 1: not how much it's mostly just hold things.

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Speaker 2: He used to shave odd planers. That's a plane. I

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Speaker 2: mean there's a story a year or two ago.

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Speaker 1: There's just that guy that has an old like domestic

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Speaker 1: in New Zealand plane in his backyard.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's like, and it's back. Yeah, I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: think it's a bit like but March.

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Speaker 1: You see hundreds of millions, right, yeah for a boweing,

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Speaker 1: you're like four hundred million. Yeah, and then some likes

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Speaker 1: here for six hundred and eighty five dollars or thousand,

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Speaker 1: six hundred and eighty five thousand.

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Speaker 2: Oh but the plane, no, we've got to learn to

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Speaker 2: fly it. Oh yeah, we will need it.

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Speaker 1: None of these planes that I can see for sale

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Speaker 1: here would be air bridge compliant, Like they just kind

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Speaker 1: of you open the door and your half way right seven,

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Speaker 1: just buy Can you just buy a sister willingly?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It feels like that you should be running some teaks.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is, you can buy a car. You

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Speaker 1: don't have to have a license to buy it. A yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it's got to be like warranted and registered and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, but so does a plane. It does, I'm

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Speaker 2: pretty sure.

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Speaker 1: Okay, have you not seen the sticker when you get

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Speaker 1: on a plane? I tell you the road us charges

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Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, that's why they take off so quick.

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Speaker 1: It's actually, you know, because they have only basically got

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Speaker 1: a thousand meter runway, so the road user charges are

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Speaker 1: like very little. But yeah, the next time you're getting

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Speaker 1: on the plane, you'll see the little sticker on the

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Speaker 1: crumpet window with the whole punch you can actually asked

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Speaker 1: to see the warrant ridge when you get on a plane.

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Speaker 1: Getting on, can I see the warrant and registration place,

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Speaker 1: Just to make sure that you know this is a

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Speaker 1: roadworthy Vega.

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Speaker 2: Yeah,