WEBVTT - "I Love This Sh*t" 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.200 Live for the Export Beer Gardens Studio and brought to 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:04.360 you by Export Ultra the Beer for Here. This is 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:06.480 the Agenda Podcast for August the nineteenth. 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:11.640 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:13.960 brought to you by Export a Vulture. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:17.640 Quick posture check because all episodes are now on YouTube, 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:21.480 so we need to make other numbers postures are correct. Yeah, 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:23.360 good man, we almost at double digits last week. 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:23.959 Let's go. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:28.120 So we are coming for you, mister beasts. Yeah, I 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:30.840 see the biggest What did he get canceled? 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:32.400 Well, there's a lot going on with mister Beast at 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.040 the moment I said, I don't want to unpack it. 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:40.239 There's accusations of unsanctioned lotteries. Is a hasty anyway, let's 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:40.760 not get into it. 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:43.800 It's not unpacked mister beast anyway. Oh, it sounds like 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:47.080 he's exposed. Then we could take him out. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:48.240 we're coming for you, mister beast. 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:50.559 He still seems to beginning about seventy five to one 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:52.599 hundred and fifty million views on each poard, but there 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:52.800 you go. 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:55.320 Yeah, but at one point, you know, he was getting 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:56.600 ten yeah, and. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.120 So yeah, at one point yeah, exactly. 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.920 We're taking over this YouTube game, one viewer at a time, 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:03.680 and if you want to be the eleventh go and 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:06.160 check it out right now on YouTube. The Greatest New 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.199 Zealander which started as one of the all time owned 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:11.280 goals from the ACC because we started this bracket during 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:14.040 the Olympics. Was you and I talking about who is 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:15.479 the Greatest New Zealander of all time? 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:16.680 Yeah? That's right, we did, didn't we. 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:18.760 Yeah, And it was like, well, let's put it to 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:21.639 the test, let's find out. And so we're still chewing 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:25.280 our way through round one. Round one's almost done. Stacy 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:29.319 Jones faced Simon Manoring on Friday. Oh wow, yeah, perfect 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:33.440 time because the Warriors were playing. Stacy Jones smashed Simon Mannering. 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:35.160 Yeah, I thought that would happen. Yeah, I think so. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.240 I think Stacy's just a bit more of like a 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:37.959 club legend. 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:38.280 Yeah. 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.080 You don't really hear anything of Simon Minoring. 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:42.640 Nah, it's just I mean, I mean, you see, we 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:44.640 see Stacey every week, don't we. 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:48.080 Yeah, rolling around rolling durriies and the coaches box. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:48.400 Yeah. 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:51.840 And we'll get into the Warriors down the track as well. 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:55.360 Jonah came up against Colin Meads on Saturday as well, 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:58.240 that's got to be Jonah, right, it was Jonah by 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:02.520 a mile, and I think primarily because there's more footage. Yeah, 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:05.880 more of a global superstar. Yeah, I see there's going 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:07.920 to be a documentary now out of about Jonah. 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:09.320 We're talking about it the other day. 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:12.520 I think that Rugby needs us more than anything they 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:14.160 made that like Six Nations one, but. 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.799 Yeah, no, it doesn't and needs it. Although I mentioned 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.360 like I don't want to go deeply, but there always 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:22.239 seems to be family issues around any time Jonah's doing anything. 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.760 Well, that's why the documentary hadn't come out because there 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:26.680 was a whole kerfuffle about who owns what? 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:29.640 Yeah, seems to do. It always seems to pop up, 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:30.079 doesn't it. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:33.119 Well, I think, I think, and we did talk about 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:34.920 it a Friday, But I feel like it's something to 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:36.800 do with he lift his estate to his lawyer. 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:37.840 Ah. 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:39.760 But then his family's just like what the fuck? He's 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:42.800 our Like, he's our family. You can't just decide what 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:43.800 to do with his stuff. 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.000 Yeah, and look, I don't know all the details, so 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:49.400 this is purely speculation. But imagine a lawyer would like 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.040 legal stuff to keep rolling through. 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:52.840 Yeah, and that's exactly what's going on. 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.800 I think, so the state. But look, look, be interesting 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:57.120 to see the percentage of the state that goes to 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:57.720 legal fees. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:02:59.320 Yeah. 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:02.800 Yeah, anyway, Look, let's not go down there. 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:04.960 It's not walk into something I know absolutely nothing about. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:06.920 No, what I do now is Jonah Smash Colm Meads 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:11.120 on Saturday, and then yesterday it was the motorsports matchup. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:11.959 This is a great one. 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:14.080 Bruce McClaren taking on John Britton. 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:16.760 I'm gonna say McLaren's still around and out an air 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:17.839 consciousness a bit more. 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.400 Yeah, And I think yeah, because I don't. I can't 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:23.440 remember the last time I saw a Britain bike. No, No, 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:24.560 but I've seen mclarence. 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:27.320 Yeah, I've seen McLaren's every every day when I'm riding 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:27.600 to work. 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:32.079 I'm pretty sure Israel to Sonia drives on Yeah right, yeah, yeah, 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:33.720 because there's that dealership, isn't there. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:36.240 Yeah, there's a McLaren deal dealership just on Great North Road. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:38.520 My bus goes past that and it's right next to 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:42.360 the Lamborghini dealership as well. And nothing makes you feel 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:46.600 more povo than driving past the McLaren shop on the bus. 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:48.880 Although I saw someone driving in a bright orange like 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:52.640 road cone colored Lamborghini with the number plate Lambo and 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:54.400 the weekend when I was driving back from the North Shore, 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:58.160 and I thought, I think, I don't think there's a 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:02.040 more humiliating setup than a bright orange Lamborghinni with Lambeau 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.800 for the number plate. Like I said, a billionaere playing 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:06.960 a practical joke on his son or his wife, Like 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:10.960 I guess my head isn't in that space where I thought, 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:13.400 you take away all the cool of your Lambeau with 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.839 the bright orange noess and then having Lambau on it. Yeah, 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:17.960 like you should be throwing away that it's a Lamborghini. 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.520 Yes you want to be like you want to look 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:22.080 like Batman going through the night. 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:23.720 Look, you couldn't give a shit that it's a Lamberge. 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.640 Yeah yeah, by putting a lamb on it, you give 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:28.880 too much of a shit. Also, so you're equally big 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:32.279 upping yourself but accidentally diminishing yourself at the same time. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.880 I went into a deep spiral trying to work out 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:39.240 what the story was behind having a bright orange Lamborghinni 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:40.320 with Lambeau as the number plate. 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:45.000 It's it's desperate behavior. I wonder if that person rented 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:46.480 that Lambeau. 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.720 You know what I mean? Ah, God, I didn't think 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.480 of that. It's probably a rental Lamborghini. Lamborghini, they probably 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.600 don't own it. Yeah, of course, what's this same makes sense? 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:57.000 If that's okay, then that's fine because it's just for fun. 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.440 So the dealership's got it and that Lambeau on the 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:01.520 thing because you know, when you're in Paris, and we 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:04.440 were just in Paris recently, and they always try and 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:06.480 get you to get into a Lamborghini and drive it, 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.200 Like do you want to take this Lamborghini around the block. Yeah, 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:10.960 it feels like a scam, but I can't figure out 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.560 what the scam is. Yeah, so they crash into you 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.000 when you get around the corner, and now all of 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:17.120 a sudden they're on the hook for three quarters of 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:17.839 a million dollars. 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:20.680 Yeah, maybe that's right, Like, yeah, don't worry about that 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:23.400 signing that they don't worry the insurance think okay, yeah, yeah, 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.440 but if it costs that much to repair it out 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:28.440 of you, is it the repair shop that's running the scam? 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:32.840 Yeah, some sort of insurance slash repair shop situation. Yeah, 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:35.080 that's all I remember of going to the Eiffel Tower. 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:37.640 As you walk in there and there's the duds who 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:39.880 are trying to sell you the little trinkets. Yeah, and 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:42.040 they've all got there. They're out on a blanket. And 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:43.719 then when the cops come past, they packed their blanket 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:45.480 up and run. And then there's the guy who's trying 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:46.599 to get you in the lambo. I was like, I 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:49.120 know what his scam is. What's the lambo scam? What 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:49.919 are you trying to do to me? 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:52.440 We got scammed by a lambo scam. It was more 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:56.000 like in competence, you know, when Jeremy Jeremy used to 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:59.400 make those mikes minutes and we decided to shoot the 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:03.240 titles the puppet pulling up in a Lamborghini. Yeah, so 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:06.040 we thought it'd be cool. And then an in turn 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:11.520 was putt in charge of renting the Lamborghini and came 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.719 back and see it's five hundred bucks all right, someone 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:17.120 was five hundred bucks. Okay, yeah, okay, And then the 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.160 bill came in it was five thousand dollars for the 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:23.920 Oh Jesus for the time, and I don't know, I 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:27.680 like I felt for the in turn. It was a 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:29.880 massive cock like a massive cock up. But I think 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:32.120 that was the end of anything fun that you got 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:33.960 to do for a year after that, because the five 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.120 thousand dollar fun budget, it's just been throwing at this 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.400 average gag or the puppet pulling up in a Lamborghini. 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:41.599 He's gonna say, when I started, there was absolutely no budget. 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:43.440 So I presume that's what's happened to you. You just 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:45.560 came in just after that, because like, can I have 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:46.599 fifty bucks at the fuck? 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:46.720 No? 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.480 Yeah, I think one of actually Kate Britain had to 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.840 buy that howk that's behind you with their own money. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:55.839 That controversial hawk. But it's like, you know the shoe bomber, 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.400 the guy that put the shoe on the floor. You know, 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.000 he did a bad thing, but the amount of damn 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:01.680 and she did to people going forward still having to 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.960 take their boots ruined it. In turn, with that Lambo, 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:08.760 we meant that everyone's expenses expenditure was looked over. Yeah, 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:11.720 you know, he the repercussions for that Lambo and Son 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:12.480 it was still with us. 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:16.160 I once wracked up about sixteen thousand dollars in fraudulent 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:19.040 credit card charges on a company credit card, and that's 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.520 why I'm now no longer allowed to have a company 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:24.440 credit card at this place, at this vary establishment. 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:27.680 Yeah, so you racked them up with someone knicked to 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:28.600 your credit card number. 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:30.760 Someone must have nicked that I had been used to 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:33.840 book funnily enough flights for you and Jerry too. I 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:35.360 want to say, did you guys go to Japan? 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:36.760 I think we did at one point. 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:40.720 Yeah, either Japan or Chicago. And I did buy flights 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:43.200 for that, and somehow in that they got hold of 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:46.280 it and then bought another sixteen thousand dollars worth of 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.080 fraudulent flights, and so I sent it up. We've obviously 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.400 got a finance department here at the company, and says 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.520 I said, hey, I've been scanned. Here's my card, he's 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:57.400 all of the email stuff that I have, blah blah blah. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:00.200 And they said, sweet, can you look into it that 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:04.280 now you're the you're the finance department, you look into it. 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:07.600 And they emailed me every day for like six months 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:08.800 saying where did you get to it? 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:09.000 On this? 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:11.400 I was like, hey, once again, I'm not going to 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:14.400 look into this. You're the finance department, you look into it. 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:16.840 I'm a promos guy, I'll make dumb promos. 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:18.600 I just said to remember that trip. So it was 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:20.160 me and Jerry were heading up to Japan and then 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.000 g Lane turned up, and then g Lane was staying 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:24.880 in the same hotel as us. You don't think g 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.400 Lane jumped on there and booked his own flights on 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:29.440 the back of your credit card? Oh my god? 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.560 Because why was he there? Why was he there? I 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:32.400 remember this now? 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.440 Why was he there for a radio Hedeki? 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:37.880 I think Tian Yeah, I think it was an all work, 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:40.719 no play, very important business trip to Japan. Then the 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.360 next thing I see, you guys are dressed up. Is 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:45.000 Mario Kartz riding around the streets of Tokyo and g 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:45.679 Lane's there. 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:50.320 Yeah, we might need to reopen that investigation you never started. 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:51.280 And I footed the bill. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.240 See if only I had to put the smallest bit 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:59.440 of you know, effort into looking into that. So yeah, 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:01.120 Brecel Clara as long short of all of that, he 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:07.040 smashed John Britton yesterday on Sunday. Today's one I've already forgotten. 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.320 I believe it's cricket. Gonna have a look on the 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:11.240 old It's Bob. 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:12.240 It's not cricket. 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:14.120 It's bloody Billy T. James' Free Deack. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:18.200 Oh wow, the race Wark Jesus. That's an interesting one. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.640 It is Bility James. 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.360 They can both sing. They both had successful music careers 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:24.079 because he had. 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:28.200 We ain't know like any we are. Yeah, I do 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:33.280 feel like Billy T has had a better post career remembrance. 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.000 You know what I mean. He died so young, He 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:40.280 died so young. The John John Clark just died recently. Yeah, yeah, 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.400 John Clark, who played fred Dak went to Australia and 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.760 had a huge career playing a bunch of different things 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.640 over in Australia. Yeah, so he hasn't considered Australian legend 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:50.800 since then. Did you ever see his great stuff? 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:51.000 He do? 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:54.640 He do impersonations, but not put on like he do 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.599 do anyone, but he just uses excess. I'd be like 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.680 he'd be doing an like he'd walk into this interview 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:02.280 show it's really funny and he sit down and he'd 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.960 be Boris Johnson, but he'd go, yeah, so I reckon, 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.920 I do remember this. Yeah, it's quite a clever, lazy 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:11.240 option to not learn how to do the to not 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:13.720 do the yeah in personation. But what was so brilliant? 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:16.679 It's also in some ways like not lazy and more 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:18.760 impressive to be able to be like, I've boiled down 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:19.600 the esstance of this guy. 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.560 It's not what he sounds like, it's what he says 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:23.880 and that's what you do. But yeah, I think I 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:25.560 think you're right. And you've got the Billy T. James 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:28.120 Award that's still floating around for comedians and the. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.640 Towel he's very like memorable. People dress up as him. Yeah, 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:34.800 so yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he took that out. 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:36.760 But you can go and have your vote on Instagram 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.640 or on Facebook, have your say we are I think 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:41.720 tomorrow's the last of the first round and then we're 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:42.439 into the second round. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:43.600 That's when it really heats up. 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:47.800 But a Cricket News Heath Area four tiers series been 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.960 confirmed between the black Caps in Australia, with the venues 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:54.000 lockdown for the twenty six twenty seven summers and not 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:56.920 this summer coming but the one after, right, So is. 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:00.440 It is it a series or so it's a series 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:03.640 and is it here or there? It is over there? 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:07.720 So they announced their future schedule yesterday, confirming Perth, Adelaide, 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.959 Melbourne and Sydney will host the black Caps. It's the 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:13.840 first time since we played in twenty nineteen. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.480 Was it the Boxing Day? Yeah, situation, but hang them 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:18.120 and it is it going to be? Is that Melbourne one? 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:18.840 The Boxing Day Test? 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:19.120 Yes? 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:20.839 Oh wow, yeah, so there will be one. 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.719 New Zealand's last four match series was a two to 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.959 one victory over England in nineteen ninety nine. Yeah. The 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:29.520 mcg WI hosts the traditional Boxing Day Test with us. 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:31.720 Last time we played that in twenty nineteen. So when 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.200 Jordy Barrett got kicked out of the grounds for making 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:36.320 a cup snow, that's right. Yeah, I was over there 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.040 and then it was it had been thirty two years 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:42.719 since we'd played one before then, yeah, and we I 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:44.040 went over there with a bunch of kiwis. 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:46.240 We were cocker the hoop. We thought we might have 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:49.640 them and we were excited and then lovely Trenty got 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:52.120 that wicket in the first over and we were like yes, 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.480 and we were taunting all the Australians around us. And 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.079 then slowly because you're sitting in the same seats, and 0:11:57.240 --> 0:12:00.240 then look the same Australians nearby, and then slowly that 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:02.360 day they started turning on day two, they were really 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:04.720 coming us. Day three, Yeah, I had to abandon Shep 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:06.719 and go to a bar nearby to watch because it 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:09.480 was the Australians. You're getting get absolutely heckled by a 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:12.280 seventy year old Australian woman who's just wrapping the keywis 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:15.000 to pieces. Yea handling our stupid hats. You're stoping on 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:18.520 the goon. Yeah, your captain an't so so clever now 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:21.400 are they? I know it's on time, captain. 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:24.760 That was one of those test matches where, like you say, 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:26.760 Trent Bolt came out and he was like hooping it 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.199 around straight off the bat and we're like awesome, and 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.199 then it dawns on your way. Are they going to 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:33.880 be able to do this too? Yeah when they come out, Yeah, 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:35.000 that's exactly what happened. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:36.839 And Cowboy Blundale got one hundred. But apart from that, 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:38.880 it was pretty slim pickings. Yeah. 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:40.640 I love the Boxing day test. It's good that it's 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.319 going to be coming back, but it's also weird that, 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:45.560 like when we announced our summer, like this summer coming up, 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.640 had the you know, the media event and blah blah blah. 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:49.360 It was a lot made of it. 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:52.280 This was just like Ozzie released their schedule for twenty 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:54.080 six twenty seven and was like, oh yeah, we'll play 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:56.640 New Zealand. It wasn't much fan fear about today. 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:59.199 Yeah. Right, that just shows what I was just I 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.040 was just saying, I saw twenty six twenty seven. I 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:02.680 was going, while we're talking about something that far away, 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.440 and I go, oh, right, because next year is twenty 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:08.720 twenty five, isn't it twenty twenty six? Though, these years 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:11.400 that looks so incredibly futuristic are actually just around the corner. 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:14.080 I know, as far as I'm concerned, it's still twenty nineteen. 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:18.000 It feels for me it's but still about nineteen ninety seven. 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:19.520 But yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying. I have it. 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.360 I have a theory that the world actually ended when 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:25.600 COVID happened, and that this is sort of just bullshit. 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:27.319 Yeah, yeah, we've been to this before, and then I 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:29.240 go to the Maverick thing, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:29.520 I get it. 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:32.760 Yeah, now it does feel a little bit like that. So, yeah, 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:34.240 they're going to be playing that, but it's a long 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:35.840 way down the track. We've still got our own summer 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:38.040 cricket to get through. Yet we're going to take quick 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:40.040 break when we come back. We've got a plethora of 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.599 sports to get through, the Warriors, the All Blacks, and 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:43.320 the UFCS. 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:44.200 We'll be right back. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.360 On Saturday night, Matt Heath, You and I commentated the 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:51.560 All Blacks, but before we did, we both got a heavy, 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:54.240 heavy gupful of corma. 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:57.760 Didn't Oh my god, it was bubbling up all the 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:01.079 way through. It's interesting because I don't think I've ever 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:05.719 tried to broadcast after that much Indian No, and I 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:06.720 don't think I will again. 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:06.959 No. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.959 I went to a place around the corner called Ravi's 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.160 not an ad, but they on a section of their 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:16.400 menu it's had Ravi's Secrets. Yeah right, I've got to 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:17.200 go Ravi's Secrets. 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:17.560 I'm sorry. 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:18.800 I got to check it out, and one of them 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.600 was called a googlely corma. I've never heard of a 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.400 googly corma. Google let the delivery, that's what I presume, 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:28.120 the gurglely korma. Because on the wall of this restaurant 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.160 they've got like cricketing legends. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:33.680 Very accurately drawn. Except for the New Zealand you can't 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:35.640 work out. And I've actually every time I've been to 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.000 there rest and I've asked, who is that? Oh, I 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:38.280 don't know. 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:41.840 It's kind of looks like it actually looks like Alexander 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:45.720 Usak the boxer, right Hadley in there. Yeah, there's a 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:46.680 bit of Bears in there. 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:47.040 Yeah. 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:49.800 H Anyway, it's the Bears era uniform on the guy 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:51.600 and it just says New Zealand cricket legend. 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:52.120 Yeah. 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:53.880 Well the problem is that you went for that the 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:57.000 googly corma. Yeah. But I independently because I was having 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:58.680 dinner with my kids at home and ordered and I 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:02.040 think tipping from just up there on New North Road, 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:06.840 and so independently were both absolutely because one of us 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:08.200 we could have got through if one of us it 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:12.840 was suffering the effects of over over consumption of Indian food. 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:14.720 But both of us were terribly on the back foot, 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:16.680 and there was a lot belching up and bubbling through 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:19.800 and a lot of anxiety around how close we were 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:20.520 to the bathrooms. 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:23.120 So if you were listening and there were periods of silence, 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:24.920 it was both of us trying to burp off Mike 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.240 because there was about, you know, two point five letters 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:30.880 of corner sit in an our collective gut. 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:33.720 I understand why, Like fizzy drink makes you bit. I'm 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.160 not sure where Indian food makes you bit, but it 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:36.360 really does. It bubbles up in. 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.880 There not I but yours had a good little bubble 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:40.360 up as well on the way in because you had 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.840 a bike from home, Yeah, to get into the studio. 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:44.720 Yeah, because I live beside eden Park, so I to 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:46.440 get out of the eden Park area, which is like 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.440 basically running the cordons of a country that's been taken 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:53.280 over by a fascist hunter. You went through the DMZ, Yeah, 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.040 I did. And I was riding my bike and people 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:56.720 waving get off your bike, and I'm not getting off 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:58.240 my bike. What does it matter I get off a bike. 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:00.320 No one's here yet, you know, the crowd isn't hit 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:03.120 over zealous. So many road cones, so weird that I 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:05.520 ended up in my undies. Yeah here, I just had 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.880 to take my pants off. We went to the bathroom 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:09.880 because it's late at night. I figured no one's going 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.720 to be working still, but walking two guys on the 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:15.040 toilet and I'm in my undies and they're like, is 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.720