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Speaker 1: Quick posture check because all episodes are now on YouTube,
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Speaker 1: good man, we almost at double digits last week.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 1: So we are coming for you, mister beasts. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: see the biggest What did he get canceled?
Speaker 3: Well, there's a lot going on with mister Beast at
Speaker 3: the moment I said, I don't want to unpack it.
Speaker 3: There's accusations of unsanctioned lotteries. Is a hasty anyway, let's
Speaker 3: not get into it.
Speaker 1: It's not unpacked mister beast anyway. Oh, it sounds like
Speaker 1: he's exposed. Then we could take him out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're coming for you, mister beast.
Speaker 3: He still seems to beginning about seventy five to one
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty million views on each poard, but there
Speaker 3: you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but at one point, you know, he was getting
Speaker 1: ten yeah, and.
Speaker 3: So yeah, at one point yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: We're taking over this YouTube game, one viewer at a time,
Speaker 1: and if you want to be the eleventh go and
Speaker 1: check it out right now on YouTube. The Greatest New
Speaker 1: Zealander which started as one of the all time owned
Speaker 1: goals from the ACC because we started this bracket during
Speaker 1: the Olympics. Was you and I talking about who is
Speaker 1: the Greatest New Zealander of all time?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That's right, we did, didn't we.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was like, well, let's put it to
Speaker 1: the test, let's find out. And so we're still chewing
Speaker 1: our way through round one. Round one's almost done. Stacy
Speaker 1: Jones faced Simon Manoring on Friday. Oh wow, yeah, perfect
Speaker 1: time because the Warriors were playing. Stacy Jones smashed Simon Mannering.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that would happen. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: I think Stacy's just a bit more of like a
Speaker 1: club legend.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You don't really hear anything of Simon Minoring.
Speaker 3: Nah, it's just I mean, I mean, you see, we
Speaker 3: see Stacey every week, don't we.
Speaker 1: Yeah, rolling around rolling durriies and the coaches box.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And we'll get into the Warriors down the track as well.
Speaker 1: Jonah came up against Colin Meads on Saturday as well,
Speaker 1: that's got to be Jonah, right, it was Jonah by
Speaker 1: a mile, and I think primarily because there's more footage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: more of a global superstar. Yeah, I see there's going
Speaker 1: to be a documentary now out of about Jonah.
Speaker 3: We're talking about it the other day.
Speaker 1: I think that Rugby needs us more than anything they
Speaker 1: made that like Six Nations one, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it doesn't and needs it. Although I mentioned
Speaker 3: like I don't want to go deeply, but there always
Speaker 3: seems to be family issues around any time Jonah's doing anything.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why the documentary hadn't come out because there
Speaker 1: was a whole kerfuffle about who owns what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, seems to do. It always seems to pop up,
Speaker 3: doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Well, I think, I think, and we did talk about
Speaker 1: it a Friday, But I feel like it's something to
Speaker 1: do with he lift his estate to his lawyer.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: But then his family's just like what the fuck? He's
Speaker 1: our Like, he's our family. You can't just decide what
Speaker 1: to do with his stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and look, I don't know all the details, so
Speaker 3: this is purely speculation. But imagine a lawyer would like
Speaker 3: legal stuff to keep rolling through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's exactly what's going on.
Speaker 3: I think, so the state. But look, look, be interesting
Speaker 3: to see the percentage of the state that goes to
Speaker 3: legal fees.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, Look, let's not go down there.
Speaker 3: It's not walk into something I know absolutely nothing about.
Speaker 1: No, what I do now is Jonah Smash Colm Meads
Speaker 1: on Saturday, and then yesterday it was the motorsports matchup.
Speaker 3: This is a great one.
Speaker 1: Bruce McClaren taking on John Britton.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say McLaren's still around and out an air
Speaker 3: consciousness a bit more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think yeah, because I don't. I can't
Speaker 1: remember the last time I saw a Britain bike. No, No,
Speaker 1: but I've seen mclarence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen McLaren's every every day when I'm riding
Speaker 3: to work.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Israel to Sonia drives on Yeah right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because there's that dealership, isn't there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a McLaren deal dealership just on Great North Road.
Speaker 1: My bus goes past that and it's right next to
Speaker 1: the Lamborghini dealership as well. And nothing makes you feel
Speaker 1: more povo than driving past the McLaren shop on the bus.
Speaker 3: Although I saw someone driving in a bright orange like
Speaker 3: road cone colored Lamborghini with the number plate Lambo and
Speaker 3: the weekend when I was driving back from the North Shore,
Speaker 3: and I thought, I think, I don't think there's a
Speaker 3: more humiliating setup than a bright orange Lamborghinni with Lambeau
Speaker 3: for the number plate. Like I said, a billionaere playing
Speaker 3: a practical joke on his son or his wife, Like
Speaker 3: I guess my head isn't in that space where I thought,
Speaker 3: you take away all the cool of your Lambeau with
Speaker 3: the bright orange noess and then having Lambau on it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like you should be throwing away that it's a Lamborghini.
Speaker 3: Yes you want to be like you want to look
Speaker 3: like Batman going through the night.
Speaker 1: Look, you couldn't give a shit that it's a Lamberge.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, by putting a lamb on it, you give
Speaker 3: too much of a shit. Also, so you're equally big
Speaker 3: upping yourself but accidentally diminishing yourself at the same time.
Speaker 3: I went into a deep spiral trying to work out
Speaker 3: what the story was behind having a bright orange Lamborghinni
Speaker 3: with Lambeau as the number plate.
Speaker 1: It's it's desperate behavior. I wonder if that person rented
Speaker 1: that Lambeau.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Ah, God, I didn't think
Speaker 3: of that. It's probably a rental Lamborghini. Lamborghini, they probably
Speaker 3: don't own it. Yeah, of course, what's this same makes sense?
Speaker 3: If that's okay, then that's fine because it's just for fun.
Speaker 1: So the dealership's got it and that Lambeau on the
Speaker 1: thing because you know, when you're in Paris, and we
Speaker 1: were just in Paris recently, and they always try and
Speaker 1: get you to get into a Lamborghini and drive it,
Speaker 1: Like do you want to take this Lamborghini around the block. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it feels like a scam, but I can't figure out
Speaker 1: what the scam is. Yeah, so they crash into you
Speaker 1: when you get around the corner, and now all of
Speaker 1: a sudden they're on the hook for three quarters of
Speaker 1: a million dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's right, Like, yeah, don't worry about that
Speaker 3: signing that they don't worry the insurance think okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but if it costs that much to repair it out
Speaker 3: of you, is it the repair shop that's running the scam?
Speaker 1: Yeah, some sort of insurance slash repair shop situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all I remember of going to the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 1: As you walk in there and there's the duds who
Speaker 1: are trying to sell you the little trinkets. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they've all got there. They're out on a blanket. And
Speaker 1: then when the cops come past, they packed their blanket
Speaker 1: up and run. And then there's the guy who's trying
Speaker 1: to get you in the lambo. I was like, I
Speaker 1: know what his scam is. What's the lambo scam? What
Speaker 1: are you trying to do to me?
Speaker 3: We got scammed by a lambo scam. It was more
Speaker 3: like in competence, you know, when Jeremy Jeremy used to
Speaker 3: make those mikes minutes and we decided to shoot the
Speaker 3: titles the puppet pulling up in a Lamborghini. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: we thought it'd be cool. And then an in turn
Speaker 3: was putt in charge of renting the Lamborghini and came
Speaker 3: back and see it's five hundred bucks all right, someone
Speaker 3: was five hundred bucks. Okay, yeah, okay, And then the
Speaker 3: bill came in it was five thousand dollars for the
Speaker 3: Oh Jesus for the time, and I don't know, I
Speaker 3: like I felt for the in turn. It was a
Speaker 3: massive cock like a massive cock up. But I think
Speaker 3: that was the end of anything fun that you got
Speaker 3: to do for a year after that, because the five
Speaker 3: thousand dollar fun budget, it's just been throwing at this
Speaker 3: average gag or the puppet pulling up in a Lamborghini.
Speaker 1: He's gonna say, when I started, there was absolutely no budget.
Speaker 1: So I presume that's what's happened to you. You just
Speaker 1: came in just after that, because like, can I have
Speaker 1: fifty bucks at the fuck?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think one of actually Kate Britain had to
Speaker 1: buy that howk that's behind you with their own money.
Speaker 3: That controversial hawk. But it's like, you know the shoe bomber,
Speaker 3: the guy that put the shoe on the floor. You know,
Speaker 3: he did a bad thing, but the amount of damn
Speaker 3: and she did to people going forward still having to
Speaker 3: take their boots ruined it. In turn, with that Lambo,
Speaker 3: we meant that everyone's expenses expenditure was looked over. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, he the repercussions for that Lambo and Son
Speaker 3: it was still with us.
Speaker 1: I once wracked up about sixteen thousand dollars in fraudulent
Speaker 1: credit card charges on a company credit card, and that's
Speaker 1: why I'm now no longer allowed to have a company
Speaker 1: credit card at this place, at this vary establishment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you racked them up with someone knicked to
Speaker 3: your credit card number.
Speaker 1: Someone must have nicked that I had been used to
Speaker 1: book funnily enough flights for you and Jerry too. I
Speaker 1: want to say, did you guys go to Japan?
Speaker 3: I think we did at one point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, either Japan or Chicago. And I did buy flights
Speaker 1: for that, and somehow in that they got hold of
Speaker 1: it and then bought another sixteen thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 1: fraudulent flights, and so I sent it up. We've obviously
Speaker 1: got a finance department here at the company, and says
Speaker 1: I said, hey, I've been scanned. Here's my card, he's
Speaker 1: all of the email stuff that I have, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And they said, sweet, can you look into it that
Speaker 1: now you're the you're the finance department, you look into it.
Speaker 1: And they emailed me every day for like six months
Speaker 1: saying where did you get to it?
Speaker 3: On this?
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, once again, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: look into this. You're the finance department, you look into it.
Speaker 1: I'm a promos guy, I'll make dumb promos.
Speaker 3: I just said to remember that trip. So it was
Speaker 3: me and Jerry were heading up to Japan and then
Speaker 3: g Lane turned up, and then g Lane was staying
Speaker 3: in the same hotel as us. You don't think g
Speaker 3: Lane jumped on there and booked his own flights on
Speaker 3: the back of your credit card? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Because why was he there? Why was he there? I
Speaker 1: remember this now?
Speaker 3: Why was he there for a radio Hedeki?
Speaker 1: I think Tian Yeah, I think it was an all work,
Speaker 1: no play, very important business trip to Japan. Then the
Speaker 1: next thing I see, you guys are dressed up. Is
Speaker 1: Mario Kartz riding around the streets of Tokyo and g
Speaker 1: Lane's there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we might need to reopen that investigation you never started.
Speaker 3: And I footed the bill.
Speaker 1: See if only I had to put the smallest bit
Speaker 1: of you know, effort into looking into that. So yeah,
Speaker 1: Brecel Clara as long short of all of that, he
Speaker 1: smashed John Britton yesterday on Sunday. Today's one I've already forgotten.
Speaker 1: I believe it's cricket. Gonna have a look on the
Speaker 1: old It's Bob.
Speaker 3: It's not cricket.
Speaker 1: It's bloody Billy T. James' Free Deack.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, the race Wark Jesus. That's an interesting one.
Speaker 1: It is Bility James.
Speaker 3: They can both sing. They both had successful music careers
Speaker 3: because he had.
Speaker 1: We ain't know like any we are. Yeah, I do
Speaker 1: feel like Billy T has had a better post career remembrance.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. He died so young, He
Speaker 3: died so young. The John John Clark just died recently. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: John Clark, who played fred Dak went to Australia and
Speaker 3: had a huge career playing a bunch of different things
Speaker 3: over in Australia. Yeah, so he hasn't considered Australian legend
Speaker 3: since then. Did you ever see his great stuff?
Speaker 4: He do?
Speaker 3: He do impersonations, but not put on like he do
Speaker 3: do anyone, but he just uses excess. I'd be like
Speaker 3: he'd be doing an like he'd walk into this interview
Speaker 3: show it's really funny and he sit down and he'd
Speaker 3: be Boris Johnson, but he'd go, yeah, so I reckon,
Speaker 3: I do remember this. Yeah, it's quite a clever, lazy
Speaker 3: option to not learn how to do the to not
Speaker 3: do the yeah in personation. But what was so brilliant?
Speaker 1: It's also in some ways like not lazy and more
Speaker 1: impressive to be able to be like, I've boiled down
Speaker 1: the esstance of this guy.
Speaker 3: It's not what he sounds like, it's what he says
Speaker 3: and that's what you do. But yeah, I think I
Speaker 3: think you're right. And you've got the Billy T. James
Speaker 3: Award that's still floating around for comedians and the.
Speaker 1: Towel he's very like memorable. People dress up as him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he took that out.
Speaker 1: But you can go and have your vote on Instagram
Speaker 1: or on Facebook, have your say we are I think
Speaker 1: tomorrow's the last of the first round and then we're
Speaker 1: into the second round.
Speaker 3: That's when it really heats up.
Speaker 1: But a Cricket News Heath Area four tiers series been
Speaker 1: confirmed between the black Caps in Australia, with the venues
Speaker 1: lockdown for the twenty six twenty seven summers and not
Speaker 1: this summer coming but the one after, right, So is.
Speaker 3: It is it a series or so it's a series
Speaker 3: and is it here or there? It is over there?
Speaker 1: So they announced their future schedule yesterday, confirming Perth, Adelaide,
Speaker 1: Melbourne and Sydney will host the black Caps. It's the
Speaker 1: first time since we played in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: Was it the Boxing Day? Yeah, situation, but hang them
Speaker 3: and it is it going to be? Is that Melbourne one?
Speaker 3: The Boxing Day Test?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, so there will be one.
Speaker 1: New Zealand's last four match series was a two to
Speaker 1: one victory over England in nineteen ninety nine. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: mcg WI hosts the traditional Boxing Day Test with us.
Speaker 1: Last time we played that in twenty nineteen. So when
Speaker 1: Jordy Barrett got kicked out of the grounds for making
Speaker 1: a cup snow, that's right. Yeah, I was over there
Speaker 1: and then it was it had been thirty two years
Speaker 1: since we'd played one before then, yeah, and we I
Speaker 1: went over there with a bunch of kiwis.
Speaker 3: We were cocker the hoop. We thought we might have
Speaker 3: them and we were excited and then lovely Trenty got
Speaker 3: that wicket in the first over and we were like yes,
Speaker 3: and we were taunting all the Australians around us. And
Speaker 3: then slowly because you're sitting in the same seats, and
Speaker 3: then look the same Australians nearby, and then slowly that
Speaker 3: day they started turning on day two, they were really
Speaker 3: coming us. Day three, Yeah, I had to abandon Shep
Speaker 3: and go to a bar nearby to watch because it
Speaker 3: was the Australians. You're getting get absolutely heckled by a
Speaker 3: seventy year old Australian woman who's just wrapping the keywis
Speaker 3: to pieces. Yea handling our stupid hats. You're stoping on
Speaker 3: the goon. Yeah, your captain an't so so clever now
Speaker 3: are they? I know it's on time, captain.
Speaker 1: That was one of those test matches where, like you say,
Speaker 1: Trent Bolt came out and he was like hooping it
Speaker 1: around straight off the bat and we're like awesome, and
Speaker 1: then it dawns on your way. Are they going to
Speaker 1: be able to do this too? Yeah when they come out, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3: And Cowboy Blundale got one hundred. But apart from that,
Speaker 3: it was pretty slim pickings. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love the Boxing day test. It's good that it's
Speaker 1: going to be coming back, but it's also weird that,
Speaker 1: like when we announced our summer, like this summer coming up,
Speaker 1: had the you know, the media event and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: It was a lot made of it.
Speaker 1: This was just like Ozzie released their schedule for twenty
Speaker 1: six twenty seven and was like, oh yeah, we'll play
Speaker 1: New Zealand. It wasn't much fan fear about today.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Right, that just shows what I was just I
Speaker 3: was just saying, I saw twenty six twenty seven. I
Speaker 3: was going, while we're talking about something that far away,
Speaker 3: and I go, oh, right, because next year is twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five, isn't it twenty twenty six? Though, these years
Speaker 3: that looks so incredibly futuristic are actually just around the corner.
Speaker 3: I know, as far as I'm concerned, it's still twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: It feels for me it's but still about nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying. I have it.
Speaker 1: I have a theory that the world actually ended when
Speaker 1: COVID happened, and that this is sort of just bullshit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we've been to this before, and then I
Speaker 3: go to the Maverick thing, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now it does feel a little bit like that. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're going to be playing that, but it's a long
Speaker 1: way down the track. We've still got our own summer
Speaker 1: cricket to get through. Yet we're going to take quick
Speaker 1: break when we come back. We've got a plethora of
Speaker 1: sports to get through, the Warriors, the All Blacks, and
Speaker 1: the UFCS.
Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: On Saturday night, Matt Heath, You and I commentated the
Speaker 1: All Blacks, but before we did, we both got a heavy,
Speaker 1: heavy gupful of corma.
Speaker 3: Didn't Oh my god, it was bubbling up all the
Speaker 3: way through. It's interesting because I don't think I've ever
Speaker 3: tried to broadcast after that much Indian No, and I
Speaker 3: don't think I will again.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I went to a place around the corner called Ravi's
Speaker 1: not an ad, but they on a section of their
Speaker 1: menu it's had Ravi's Secrets. Yeah right, I've got to
Speaker 1: go Ravi's Secrets.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I got to check it out, and one of them
Speaker 1: was called a googlely corma. I've never heard of a
Speaker 1: googly corma. Google let the delivery, that's what I presume,
Speaker 1: the gurglely korma. Because on the wall of this restaurant
Speaker 1: they've got like cricketing legends.
Speaker 3: Very accurately drawn. Except for the New Zealand you can't
Speaker 3: work out. And I've actually every time I've been to
Speaker 3: there rest and I've asked, who is that? Oh, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: It's kind of looks like it actually looks like Alexander
Speaker 1: Usak the boxer, right Hadley in there. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: bit of Bears in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: H Anyway, it's the Bears era uniform on the guy
Speaker 1: and it just says New Zealand cricket legend.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well the problem is that you went for that the
Speaker 3: googly corma. Yeah. But I independently because I was having
Speaker 3: dinner with my kids at home and ordered and I
Speaker 3: think tipping from just up there on New North Road,
Speaker 3: and so independently were both absolutely because one of us
Speaker 3: we could have got through if one of us it
Speaker 3: was suffering the effects of over over consumption of Indian food.
Speaker 3: But both of us were terribly on the back foot,
Speaker 3: and there was a lot belching up and bubbling through
Speaker 3: and a lot of anxiety around how close we were
Speaker 3: to the bathrooms.
Speaker 1: So if you were listening and there were periods of silence,
Speaker 1: it was both of us trying to burp off Mike
Speaker 1: because there was about, you know, two point five letters
Speaker 1: of corner sit in an our collective gut.
Speaker 3: I understand why, Like fizzy drink makes you bit. I'm
Speaker 3: not sure where Indian food makes you bit, but it
Speaker 3: really does. It bubbles up in.
Speaker 1: There not I but yours had a good little bubble
Speaker 1: up as well on the way in because you had
Speaker 1: a bike from home, Yeah, to get into the studio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I live beside eden Park, so I to
Speaker 3: get out of the eden Park area, which is like
Speaker 3: basically running the cordons of a country that's been taken
Speaker 3: over by a fascist hunter. You went through the DMZ, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I did. And I was riding my bike and people
Speaker 3: waving get off your bike, and I'm not getting off
Speaker 3: my bike. What does it matter I get off a bike.
Speaker 3: No one's here yet, you know, the crowd isn't hit
Speaker 3: over zealous. So many road cones, so weird that I
Speaker 3: ended up in my undies. Yeah here, I just had
Speaker 3: to take my pants off. We went to the bathroom
Speaker 3: because it's late at night. I figured no one's going
Speaker 3: to be working still, but walking two guys on the
Speaker 3: toilet and I'm in my undies and they're like, is
Speaker 3: this is this? Isn't insane? Man that's come up the street.
Speaker 3: There's a lot going on. Yeah, and I think we
Speaker 3: put together a decent common tre ntil the end when
Speaker 3: we we really wanted it to finish. Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: It was nineties night as well, because it was not
Speaker 1: since nineteen ninety four had the All Blecks lost that
Speaker 1: Eden Park. So we were asking what you wanted to
Speaker 1: bring back from the nineties. My favorite was smacking your kids.
Speaker 1: It was very popular. It was very popular on the
Speaker 1: fix machine. I've forgotten about that. Smoking inside bars, bar
Speaker 1: prices like pub prices. Is this I who was hearing
Speaker 1: stories about bloody dollar shots and two our.
Speaker 3: Beers and it sounds like we should just bring me
Speaker 3: in the nineties. I don't know if you can, though. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the problem. I think.
Speaker 1: So in the end, it was forty two to ten
Speaker 1: when the game actually and like you said, the first
Speaker 1: half thirty five points I think to three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was an.
Speaker 1: Absolute massacre at the start. Why why was it so
Speaker 1: much different than the game the week before?
Speaker 3: I can't work it out. And we talk about it
Speaker 3: a little bits. There's something special about Eden Park. Is
Speaker 3: it something about how we schedule the games? But Eden
Speaker 3: Park just seems to have that effect on the All
Speaker 3: Blacks when they suddenly stand up. But I mean it
Speaker 3: was you couldn't you couldn't have had two different games. No,
Speaker 3: And you know, I thought, I hate the term, but
Speaker 3: if what felt like All Blacks were quite clinical? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think they just they were just they just got
Speaker 3: all their systems were in place, everything was working. And
Speaker 3: the Agi Badgies looked a bit shell shocked after that.
Speaker 3: They were like, we might be in here and they're like,
Speaker 3: oh no, it's the All Blacks have turned up. I
Speaker 3: don't know who we were playing last week. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: the All Blacks have turned up this week, and that's
Speaker 3: never good when the All Blocks turned up.
Speaker 1: And they I feel like, for me, the biggest difference
Speaker 1: was something that like it's one of these things where
Speaker 1: you think it's too simple, that it can't be the
Speaker 1: explanation for a professional rugby team, where you know that
Speaker 1: what's been holding the All Blacks back these last few
Speaker 1: years is the rushing defense has just been stifling us.
Speaker 1: Can't just attack from anywhere, and whenever, like an armchair
Speaker 1: critic sits there and looks at it, they just go,
Speaker 1: I'll chip over the top then if that's what they're
Speaker 1: gonna do, And then people go wow, it's actually not
Speaker 1: that simple because of this and that. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what we did on Saturday night. We just
Speaker 1: chipped over the top. We fucking wasted them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because then you've got these big forwards that have
Speaker 3: to turn round. Yeah, and you've got you and then
Speaker 3: we've got our pace. You know, we've got it. We've
Speaker 3: got all the pace coming through. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's like it's just looked like one of those
Speaker 1: cases I don't overthink it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I guess it's one of those things we go, wow,
Speaker 3: it's a bit risky because it bounce up whatever whatever,
Speaker 3: but you know, chance you're on a few times and
Speaker 3: it starts to pay off. Yeah, that's right. And then
Speaker 3: suddenly the rush defense doesn't seem like it's such a
Speaker 3: good idea because you've rushed up the balls over you.
Speaker 3: Now you're running backwards. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We were saying at the end of that game, we
Speaker 1: wanted to bring the cheese at corners coming back here.
Speaker 1: We wanted to bring the mercy rule in because for
Speaker 1: the last ten minutes of that game they couldn't win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it took half an hour, yeah to get through
Speaker 1: that last team.
Speaker 3: Well, it was over and then we were like, okay,
Speaker 3: well it's finally over. And then I know we're coming
Speaker 3: back on for a penalty. I mean, who wanted that?
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, League sorted a lot of things out,
Speaker 3: but just finish on the hooter. Yeah, although there have
Speaker 3: been some of those great games where you have that
Speaker 3: footage at the end of your team really needs to
Speaker 3: win and then you love it, you know, like if
Speaker 3: your team's behind and they've got the ball. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the next game four, the all Ax is going
Speaker 1: to be in two weeks time. So they're now head
Speaker 1: off to South Africa where they play South Africa back
Speaker 1: to back over there.
Speaker 3: That's going to be tough Gallis Park and in Cape Town. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to South Africa?
Speaker 3: I have not been to South Africa neither. I would
Speaker 3: love to watch a game of rugby at Ellis Park.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a bit scared of Joe Burg.
Speaker 1: I'm terrified of Joeburg and it might because of most of.
Speaker 3: What I know from Joe Berg is from that movie
Speaker 3: District eleven, District nine, District nine. Sorry, I'm mixing up
Speaker 3: my Anger games with my District nine through.
Speaker 1: Because Vonder movie and the Braunze. Yeah, yeah, well, and
Speaker 1: most of what I know about Johannesburg is from people
Speaker 1: who have moved to New Zealand from joe Burg, and
Speaker 1: they carry with them some of the most horrific stories
Speaker 1: you've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard some fricking terrible stories. So if I
Speaker 3: could get to the ground without getting carjack, I'm all in.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I heard one of a guy that I used to
Speaker 1: work with, and he had bars over his windows and
Speaker 1: he woke up to this like screeching noises. What the
Speaker 1: hell opened the curtains and these dudes had a carjack
Speaker 1: between the bars of his windows and were like cranking
Speaker 1: the carjack and spreading the bars apart. Jesus Christ like that.
Speaker 1: And that was the second scariest story he had. The
Speaker 1: first that he had what were called baboon spiders. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's there. I don't know if Edinburgh
Speaker 1: calls them that, but that's what he was calling them.
Speaker 1: Lived in this tree outside and he went and rented
Speaker 1: a flame thrower, which apparently you can do in Johannesburg,
Speaker 1: to torch the fucking baboon spiders. And he said these
Speaker 1: flaming spiders were falling out of the tree on him,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. So yeah, but I have heard that Johannesburg
Speaker 1: is a great place. Oh not Johannesburg, but South Africa
Speaker 1: is a great place to tour. Obviously he can do
Speaker 1: the Safari situation. There are some beautiful parts of the country.
Speaker 1: beeB was telling me, if you get the chance, go
Speaker 1: over there because it's awesome. Oh yeah, cool, But we
Speaker 1: won't be going this time. We will be commentating that one.
Speaker 1: Do you think we'll win?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, it's a funny thing with South Africa.
Speaker 3: They're so you know, you've got Kistuplas coming out with
Speaker 3: two spring Boks either side of them. I feel like
Speaker 3: there's a there's a spring in the spring Bok fandom
Speaker 3: step after winning you know that that that Rugby World Cup,
Speaker 3: which means that technically, depending on how you do it.
Speaker 3: They're claiming they're the greatest team of all time because
Speaker 3: they've won more World Cups than us. You know, well
Speaker 3: for now they are. Yeah, yeah, so there is that,
Speaker 3: and you know, just the way they're playing the game,
Speaker 3: and you know, I mean they've been beaten Australia twice,
Speaker 3: but the Australia kind of came back, I mean, what
Speaker 3: does that even mean? So I don't know. I'm quite
Speaker 3: terrified of playing them over there. So yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: they'll do whatever it takes to win. But also they're
Speaker 3: quite willing to lose to the All Blacks as long
Speaker 3: as they win when it comes to World Cup time.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so you know, who knows, But Raiser doesn't
Speaker 3: need to be getting into a win lose when lose situation.
Speaker 3: It's extreme. Although do you want this is what I
Speaker 3: was thinking about, And I actually asked Goldie about this
Speaker 3: the other day when he was on our show, and
Speaker 3: I was saying, don't we want to do that thing
Speaker 3: where we get as many caps on young players as
Speaker 3: we can so by the time we get to the
Speaker 3: World Cup they're experienced in as many situations as they can,
Speaker 3: rather than you know, trying to trying to try to win,
Speaker 3: just trying to win for the good. And he was like, nah,
Speaker 3: but coming through it's you've got to be part of
Speaker 3: a winning team. So his thing was you're trying people
Speaker 3: out and you start becoming a part of a losing
Speaker 3: team and then it doesn't actually really help those guys
Speaker 3: losing breeds more losing, Yeah, bloeding in his opinion, and
Speaker 3: he knows more than I do that that breeding loses.
Speaker 3: It's not like, you know, like we don't have you know,
Speaker 3: like a franchise. Well in the States, Well, you know,
Speaker 3: they'll tank, they'll tank, they'll have a rebuilding phase. All
Speaker 3: Blacks aren't allowed that. No, No, definitely.
Speaker 1: And one that's the other part of it is also
Speaker 1: Razor doesn't want to lose any games. Yeah, So like, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're a selector or you one of the higher ups,
Speaker 1: you probably look at it and be like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: need to build for the future. But Ray's is going
Speaker 1: to be like, fuck that, I need to win right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And he's talked about that when he was coaching the Crusaders,
Speaker 1: So he hated being told from the All Blacks, how
Speaker 1: you need to rest this guy. He's like, I've got
Speaker 1: a game to win tomorrow. Yeah, So I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think they'll try and blood too many new players. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's for the Fiji in San Diego games. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that kind of thing. Ye, you mentioned Duplessi he beat
Speaker 1: our boy is he yesterday afternoon? It was heartbreaking to watch.
Speaker 3: It was actually and I was actually I was like,
Speaker 3: I see it, I see it. I see his I
Speaker 3: think at a same he's got this because he was.
Speaker 3: He was getting some good strikes and stuff, but it's
Speaker 3: only a matter of duple get too close and he
Speaker 3: gets you. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I was saying this morning on the Matt and Jerry
Speaker 1: Show available We're all good radio shows, sold that it
Speaker 1: was like a boss fight in a video game, where
Speaker 1: as he had the boss down to the last little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and one more attack would have finished him off. So
Speaker 1: he threw the game plan out the window, and then
Speaker 1: he got caught. Yeah, he got his neck crying.
Speaker 3: You don't run around avoiding anything until one of his
Speaker 3: eyes starts flashing. Yeah, and then you shoot at that.
Speaker 1: Go go, go, go, start button mashing, and then then stop.
Speaker 1: You just go back to avoiding all the things that
Speaker 1: are coming your way after that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was his fifth loss, and they've all gone the
Speaker 1: exact same way. He was winning the fight right up
Speaker 1: until he lost it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's heartbreaking to watch, yeah, because like he's so good,
Speaker 3: it's not like the way he fights. I find particularly
Speaker 3: probably because I care more, but where you just I
Speaker 3: don't care if he wins boring by just standing back
Speaker 3: and kicking, kicking dude in the shins over and over
Speaker 3: again until the guy can't take it anymore. I don't
Speaker 3: mind that. Yeah, but that's not the way the UFC works.
Speaker 3: You know, you gotta go, you gotta impressed. Yeah, you've
Speaker 3: got to be exciting, you do.
Speaker 1: But also that's you know, that's what he wants. He
Speaker 1: wants the highlight knockout. Yeah, kicking in the teeth and
Speaker 1: then he's out. Yeah, but two out of three Kai
Speaker 1: Kutter France, he won first round knockout. I think he's
Speaker 1: got thirteen of them now, which is outrageous. Dan Hooker
Speaker 1: had one of the bloodiest batteries. Man, he got sucked
Speaker 1: up for a dude that won.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I saw a slow mo who just takes one
Speaker 3: totally in the face. It didn't even look. It doesn't look.
Speaker 3: He just counters and I so, well, okay, the guy's going, okay,
Speaker 3: so I've punched you in the face, and you're going
Speaker 3: to hold the stair and then punch me in the face. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it seems like cheating.
Speaker 1: It ruins the game plan because his opponent would have
Speaker 1: been like, if I throw this punch he's going to
Speaker 1: have to dodge this way and then I can do this.
Speaker 1: It's like, what if he just stands here and takes
Speaker 1: it now, Yeah, your game plans out the window if
Speaker 1: we're to do by the name of mateous gam rot,
Speaker 1: which sounded like something your nan might get, like she's
Speaker 1: got terrible game.
Speaker 3: Rock's got gamero.
Speaker 1: You go around and see that he's got gamera a moment,
Speaker 1: but yeah, and the highlight of the evening was when
Speaker 1: he turned to his corner and said, I love this
Speaker 1: ship always. I love this ship, blood passing out of
Speaker 1: his face. Yeah, what a psycho. And you know people
Speaker 1: have I see all these stories when after the UFC
Speaker 1: cards saying you know it's too many hidden Oh bas
Speaker 1: bad for the sport.
Speaker 3: How long are they going to allow this to go?
Speaker 1: And it's like, if the UFC didn't exist, Dan Hooker
Speaker 1: will be working down at your local supermarket, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, be grateful that the UFC that he
Speaker 1: is an outlet for you, Yeah, because he's like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so if he doesn't have an outlet for it, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know he's he's going to be fighting somewhere, so
Speaker 1: we might as well give him a pat of cage
Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah, God bless him. Two out of
Speaker 1: three and I think again. Jerry asked me this morning
Speaker 1: on the Matt Jerry Show available we're all good radio
Speaker 1: shows are sold. What's next for is he? And I
Speaker 1: think this is how I think it's gonna work. Strickland
Speaker 1: already has the right for the title fight next, so
Speaker 1: that'll be Strickland versus Duplice.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: I think the loser of that faces is he and
Speaker 1: I think it's Strickland, which is a good storyline because
Speaker 1: he was the last dude to beat he is. He
Speaker 1: beats Strickland, then he gets his rematch worth Duplice for
Speaker 1: the title.
Speaker 3: I think he wins that wins the title retire. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that is the narrative, that's the arc that
Speaker 3: I mean. That would be so freaking good. That's what
Speaker 3: I want. Yeah, that's what that That's what I want,
Speaker 3: And that's what the story wants. Yes, from our perspective, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right. But yees, so it's lined up for that,
Speaker 3: it is. Yeah, and that's that's why he lost the fight.
Speaker 3: Why Well, he was saying, I feel that he's a
Speaker 3: big believer in destiny. Yeah, and he's going, I've had
Speaker 3: these losses before and there's always a reason for them.
Speaker 3: And I've had these things happened in my life and
Speaker 3: there's a reason, and so that reason will become apparent. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and so let's hope the reason comes apparent because it
Speaker 3: was a bitter sort of roadman, it was a bit
Speaker 3: of it was a bit of story arc into retirement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent. Speaking of story arcs into retirement.
Speaker 1: That's a segue for young broadcasters at home.
Speaker 3: S J farewell to it.
Speaker 1: It's well, it began on Friday. Yeah, the Warriors got
Speaker 1: humped in the end.
Speaker 3: It was a tough one.
Speaker 1: He did score though, which is good.
Speaker 3: Yep. You've got to see the big smile across the
Speaker 3: across the touch line. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And now that we statistically, mathematically as logically can't make
Speaker 1: the top eight anymore, it is entirely just the Shawn
Speaker 1: Johnson farewell too.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it starts this Friday against the Bulldogs at home.
Speaker 1: It's the last time he'll ever play at Mount Smart.
Speaker 3: It's going to be beautiful. You'll be heading along with
Speaker 3: you up, hitting along. The thing is actually mash. He
Speaker 3: bought tickets like right at the start of the season,
Speaker 3: he targeted that this game. Really but yeah, the thing is,
Speaker 3: it's got to speaking of stories, come on, come on, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we've got like a big one at home Bulldogs. I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean the ultimate retirement story is obviously winning the
Speaker 3: Grand Final for the first time. Yeah, ultimately, but come on,
Speaker 3: just give us a little bit of that. Give us
Speaker 3: a beautiful night out at Gohrd Stadium. Yeah, at least
Speaker 3: if we can beat them, yeah, the Bulldogs. If Sean
Speaker 3: Johnson scores, the place will go blistered. Yeah. And you
Speaker 3: can't sell it out anymore than it's sold out. No,
Speaker 3: but everyone there is going to be a goot of
Speaker 3: good wall Unlike those manly assholes that were booing, I
Speaker 3: don't know why they were doing. What's the problem with
Speaker 3: he's out.
Speaker 1: The only way I could conceivably skin it, in my
Speaker 1: mind is that booing that he's retiring, that they want
Speaker 1: to see him continue.
Speaker 3: You need to you need to hold of a sign
Speaker 3: when you're saying that, yeahoo, this is a positive booth.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 3: So yeah.
Speaker 1: That is this Friday against the Bulldogs. I just if
Speaker 1: he scores, I'm looking forward to that more than anything.
Speaker 1: Save them off for five minutes left to go overrun
Speaker 1: can applaud him, you know, stop the game down, celebrate
Speaker 1: Shawn Johnson and then right off into the sunset game
Speaker 1: and then next year's are you give them a taste
Speaker 1: of keew we one more quick break, We'll come back
Speaker 1: a little bit of yours please.
Speaker 2: Yours please, brought you by Leader home of the.
Speaker 1: Just the three of them to get through so far
Speaker 1: today Heath first call it yours please?
Speaker 4: You can fellows, just talking about the boxing Olympics. Why
Speaker 4: is it not going to be in the Olympics next time?
Speaker 4: It's strange it is the boxing just kind of like
Speaker 4: WWWE with the SmackDown versus raw, IBF, FIRS WBF, Mattroom
Speaker 4: versus showroom or whatever the other one. There's days and
Speaker 4: there's just a whole bunch of different federations and it's
Speaker 4: all about who's fuckus s Dick Swaying in the biggest anyway.
Speaker 3: But the rock all right, I think essentially with them.
Speaker 3: So I don't know the boxing was out of the
Speaker 3: next Olympics. Well, it hasn't been confirmed, right, I Mean.
Speaker 3: The biggest problem with why boxing has to be amateur
Speaker 3: at the Olympics is because it takes about two years
Speaker 3: to convince anyone to fight anyone when they're at the
Speaker 3: top of their game.
Speaker 1: Because ah, that's a good point.
Speaker 3: I mean, like the reason why the UFC is so
Speaker 3: successful at the moment because you just you know, the
Speaker 3: fights just have to happen. Yeah, but boxing is a
Speaker 3: sport where people want to want to compete in it
Speaker 3: less than any other sport in the world. You know,
Speaker 3: my sports a weekend, week out, you know what's happening.
Speaker 3: Boxing is like no, protect the yeah, protect the O,
Speaker 3: protect the payday. Don't fight anyone that is below you
Speaker 3: but has a chance of you know, tagging you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, there's there's so much politics, there's so much
Speaker 3: money in the big in the big fights. So if
Speaker 3: any support you just want, like it would take eight.
Speaker 1: Years to organize professional that's the Olympics because no one
Speaker 1: wants to lose. So we see dudes who are twenty
Speaker 1: eight and er.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's still fighting bums trying to make it worthwhile
Speaker 3: one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's why they wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 1: So Cayson Fury doesn't want to get sparked out by
Speaker 1: some no name and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some amateur that's coming through that hasn't paid,
Speaker 3: has incredibly corrupt jews to get to get up through
Speaker 3: the track to fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a great point. I mean there's also
Speaker 1: the w B O, I B F as well as
Speaker 1: like who whose Olympics is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, folded into the UFC. Yeah, I mean they've
Speaker 3: got a huge problem with the UFC popping up and
Speaker 3: just so often fights that feel like the most important
Speaker 3: thing that's happened. You know, it's like suddenly it comes around,
Speaker 3: you know, it's three or five, and you're like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, that's so important, and you're talking about I've
Speaker 3: got to go to the pub. Yeah, your girlfriend's going.
Speaker 3: You were just saying that was the most important thing ever, like.
Speaker 1: Two weeks ago, weeks ago, it was, it was, it was,
Speaker 1: and now is this Yeah, yeah, it's I love that
Speaker 1: UFC and MMA just destroyed any bullshit like martial arts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: anyone that was doing tay chi or tibo or any
Speaker 1: of that kind of stuff and then they just got
Speaker 1: punch right in the snout that Oh yeah. I've also
Speaker 1: got a theory Judo champion, Yeah, gets kicked in the teeth.
Speaker 1: I've also got a theory of how you know how
Speaker 1: sometimes it can get really boring when they're like cuddling
Speaker 1: up against the cage on the ground and you've always
Speaker 1: got that one made who understands a little bit about grappling,
Speaker 1: and they're like, no, well, what he's doing here? It
Speaker 1: needs to get the underhooks in the fucking blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: What if it's boring, I feel like I know how
Speaker 1: to fix it, and it would be one rule change,
Speaker 1: and it's allow headbuts, because if you're lying all over
Speaker 1: me and I just fucking yeah, give you the old
Speaker 1: Boston kiss. Yeah, you can't lie all over me anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I reckon the head butt had fixed the boring part of.
Speaker 3: You know, all revolves out of when everything was okay,
Speaker 3: you know initially just you know, there wasn't there wasn't
Speaker 3: a length of amount of rounds. It was just till
Speaker 3: someone was done. Yeah, you know, and there was even
Speaker 3: at one point we're allowing groin shots yep. So it
Speaker 3: wouldn't be the end of the world. I mean, like
Speaker 3: you just go back a little nod back to the past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the early days of MMA of us, so we're
Speaker 1: ridiculous you'd have a dude in like wrestling boots, fighting someone.
Speaker 3: In a gee.
Speaker 1: There was one guy in the early days who would
Speaker 1: have one boxing glove and one mma glove. There's just
Speaker 1: all sorts of random shit going on back in the day.
Speaker 1: And eventually they were like, what parts of this are
Speaker 1: too ridiculous? What parts are too violent? And then they
Speaker 1: boiled it down to what we've got today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but head bats was one that went and groin
Speaker 3: shots headbuds. I don't think there was ever allowed.
Speaker 1: Eye gouging was never allowed.
Speaker 3: I think there was gouging was allowed us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I had to submission by written a detachment.
Speaker 3: Call it here. Your suppose he likes stay from the journey,
Speaker 3: A lot of the stuffle?
Speaker 5: How you love the hontory you?
Speaker 3: I watched watch the commentary with them, and she didn't
Speaker 3: know what the fucking.
Speaker 2: Who is sucking idiots?
Speaker 5: Who is who is stupid? Cool?
Speaker 3: I say, you know it's a stupid I was married to.
Speaker 2: Get it.
Speaker 3: I think I think you'll both be right. I think
Speaker 3: you can enjoy it. I think she's got some good points.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of stuff, I think a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff that we enjoy is absolutely ridiculous and I've
Speaker 1: always said that the biggest defense the essay is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is stupid when people commenting just comment out the
Speaker 1: game that exists.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's the thing. There's other options.
Speaker 1: Well, we even talked about it in the when the
Speaker 1: last five minutes of that game took half an hour
Speaker 1: to get through. Yeah, we're like, how the fucking nisbe marsh,
Speaker 1: You're getting.
Speaker 2: On with it.
Speaker 3: At least at least we're playing the talking about freckle.
Speaker 3: We've got the Friends theme playing. We've got a lot,
Speaker 3: We've got a lot to deal with. You were in
Speaker 3: a head dress at one point.
Speaker 1: It's like we had of it going on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, it's hard to defend when I was wearing
Speaker 3: like a huge what do you call that? It's sort
Speaker 3: of a like a Mardi Gras Mardi Gras feather bower
Speaker 3: type headgear, and someone's looking at that that comes up
Speaker 3: on the screen and go this is stupid. It's like, well, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: So some of the dumbest shit ever I find it.
Speaker 3: But it's true. You're right, you're not you're not saying
Speaker 3: something that's not true. No, that's right. It is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: This is correct.
Speaker 1: That it is stupid, but if you enjoy it, then
Speaker 1: keep listening.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I mean there was the week before we
Speaker 3: me and glam were doing the game, and we've talked
Speaker 3: about it this how due to some kind of complexities
Speaker 3: with the Olympics, we ended up being the main commentary
Speaker 3: for a lot of clubs and corporate boxes and pubs
Speaker 3: and stuff. And then I can kind of see the
Speaker 3: anger because they have chosen to watch the mainstream missionary
Speaker 3: musician coverage and we were letting off the most annoying
Speaker 3: alarms sound never.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and subsequently lanes away this week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do your own research on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then I'm going if you don't like it,
Speaker 3: piss off to the other channels, like we can't, we can't,
Speaker 3: you know, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know where the other channel. How it works, it's
Speaker 1: fifteen Olympic channels. Yeah, and we're gonna we're just watching
Speaker 1: South Africa Australia and it was normal Rugby. Now you
Speaker 1: muppets are on. I can kind of get that complaint. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I agree with both of those people. One last
Speaker 1: call here, call of yours.
Speaker 5: Plase Mooning Fellas Ben long Johnson from Coastal Otago here. Hey,
Speaker 5: you just wondering what it'd kill sky who was broadcast
Speaker 5: in the Union or the league just to put the
Speaker 5: teams one lost record underneath your names. They do it
Speaker 5: in the NFL, and it's great to get you You on,
Speaker 5: tool Poppy on and support the underdog any who, anyone
Speaker 5: north of the way tech.
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 1: That's ninety nine percent of the country's It's yeah, that's
Speaker 1: an aggressive agreesive call there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of things we don't do that that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that just seem like basics.
Speaker 1: I find myself getting caught out when I'm commentating Super
Speaker 1: Rugby because we'll be commentating a game between like the
Speaker 1: Crusaders and the Drawer, and then you were like the
Speaker 1: Drawer not doing too well this this year, and then
Speaker 1: Beauty the fourth on the table. Yeah, something like that, like, hey,
Speaker 1: help us out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do no research for this. Yeah that that
Speaker 3: that is a stat that that how many and oh
Speaker 3: yeah you're you know whatever you are is a hugely
Speaker 3: important thing. I guess though, so that it doesn't doesn't
Speaker 3: mean much in Super Ugby at the table yeah, because
Speaker 3: that gets pretty confusing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then also like so if it's the Rugby Championship
Speaker 1: what we want to know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh and one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I still think that's a good stat to have
Speaker 1: the Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I mean it does make a difference
Speaker 3: to Super rag when SA it doesn't make a difference
Speaker 3: to the table, but it just seems everyone gets through
Speaker 3: and I yeah it does. So we go for ages
Speaker 3: and then basically what like you know, for me that
Speaker 3: follows the island as I'm like Jesus terrible season, it's like,
Speaker 3: oh you you're actually looking pretty good, are you? Are
Speaker 3: you through?
Speaker 1: You know why we don't do us right, It's because
Speaker 1: it's in like the NBA, it's wins first losses, that's
Speaker 1: how you get into the top eight for match conference.
Speaker 1: But in Super Rugby there's so much bonus point shenanigans, right,
Speaker 1: it actually doesn't matter who's Yeah that's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but it's it's like an easy look at
Speaker 3: at how the season going. Yeah, you know, have you
Speaker 3: won more than you've lost? Yeah, you're if you're like
Speaker 3: zero to nine, then you can easily see that the
Speaker 3: season's not going well, not going your way. But you're
Speaker 3: five and five, then you go, okay, well, these season's
Speaker 3: going yeah, reasonably were like like these.
Speaker 1: Season's fifty to fifty and also like subsequently we should
Speaker 1: probably been the whole convoluted points system anyway and just
Speaker 1: have wins verst losses. Yeah, because I know that it
Speaker 1: was brought in to stop the blowouts, but it hasn't. No,
Speaker 1: so just go wins first losses. Yeah, why not? Oh
Speaker 1: great call. Thank you very much for that. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much for joining us this morning, Heath. That is
Speaker 1: your fifteenth podcast of the week already and it's only Monday. Yeah,
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