WEBVTT - "Does Vinegar Curdle Breast Milk" 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.200 Live from the Export Beer Garden studio that has been 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:04.800 transported a mystery creek for the Field Days. This is 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:07.480 the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday the twelfth, a. 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:12.960 Journeys The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense. 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:17.600 And claf trap, brought to you by Export a Vulture. Well, 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:19.000 welcome into the Gender Podcast. 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:21.960 Live from Field Days, as we mentioned, and live also 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:25.160 from the Snacker Chaney Chip stall at the Field Days. 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:29.000 Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. We're in the pantry at 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:31.960 the Field Days. This is the rural week of weeks, 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:34.560 the days of days that have nights of nights. Every 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:39.440 single anyone who's associated with the rural industry is here, 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:40.800 including Snack Chaney as. 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:43.240 Hill Billy super Bowl and it's a real honor and 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:45.600 a privilege to be down here. We are dressed to 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:49.320 the nines. Yeah, potentially overdressed. We've already been chairped as well. 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:53.360 Great fashion ar You've been chipped. I have been chipped. 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:55.840 I was a TV one reporter. I think Allzy news 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:59.240 Hope on her double windsack. He we were just walking 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:03.400 around the field and lay on YouTube. Herman said, oh 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:05.160 how come you're not dressed up for the occasion. Then 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.080 he turned around and pointed out that my gum boots 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:10.280 are actually spotless clean. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:12.520 I actually bought these and so happy last year. We're 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:14.440 driving around a at that we gave away at the 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:17.120 halftime show. This is probably the second time these have 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:19.200 been worn. And it did cross my mind this morning 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.760 to steal my missus gumboots because they're dirty, because I 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:23.480 know it's a massive faux pa to turn up and 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:24.199 clean gum boots. 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:27.400 It's also the gum boots thing. I mean, the last 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.520 time I came to the field days here at Mister Creek. 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:31.679 You know, I'm born and bred from in the Tron 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:34.160 and we used to come when we were kids, and 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:37.240 it used to be an absolute bog. Yeah, it was 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:39.880 basically like walking through a paddock and ankle deep mud, 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.160 and so gum boots were compulsory. But it's come a 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:45.039 long way in the last twenty five years, and the 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:47.640 streets are tar seal, the streets are packed with gold, 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:51.000 paved with gold that you don't need gum boots. As 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.440 soon as we put our gun boots on and we 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:55.720 thought we'd fit in, I walked in and it took 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:58.080 me fifteen minutes to find some other people in gum boot. 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:00.680 No, everyone's got sneakers. There's a lady walking past us 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:03.680 right now with pink bright pink shoes on his lips 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.240 on the side. She just teared that into a pink 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.440 side bag. That's not rural or is that a rural 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.640 day out? It feels to me like it might be 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.440 a rural day out. She's also going to a name 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:12.960 Bear John. I think she's working here. 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:14.360 She's a Carol. She's Carol. 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.240 I just seen she's a Carol, as we said at 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:19.800 the Snacker Changey store. So Lee Hart is here and 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:23.120 he's dishing out vinegar and salt chips to the masses. 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:25.440 He's getting absolutely water boarded by over one that comes 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:25.959 past them. 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:29.119 He has a Snacker Changy themed swan dry on. I know. 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:32.400 He said it's scratchy though. We'll have it. We'll have 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.400 a chat to him later on. Yeah, we were in 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:35.079 the potty, but. 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:37.280 Great deal down here at the Snacker change not an ad, 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.880 but you can get I think five bags of chips, 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:41.480 a bag and a Snacker. 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:42.600 Chang your hat here twenty hark. 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:44.920 Yeah, that's a reasonable deal if you're coming down to 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:47.600 the Field Days again. This is not an ad, but yes, 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:49.640 we'll grab yourself and grab yourself a deal. 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:51.080 I'll come down and check it out. 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.680 I think my first observation of coming down to the 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:57.440 Field Days today is that we got lost immediately, And 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.919 my second observation was so did everyone else? 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:00.639 Yes, there was it. 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:05.480 I find it easier to navigate the London Underground van 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:09.240 Mystery Creek because there every there's just a truck, like 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:12.320 a truck or a tractor stand. Every there's no street signs. 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:15.080 They're written on the ground on the floor and it's letters, 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:18.040 so K L M and someone going meet you on 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:19.000 the corner of L and M. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:21.560 And I'm like, I'm no, I don't know why. That's 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:24.240 what that is? Is episode the v Hoff Saul, where 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:25.040 are we going with this? 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:28.240 I must have met Also, Field Days has this kind 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:32.800 of pine chip scent about it, like it's almost like 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:38.120 a sandalwood smell, because every stall has about I reckon 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:43.320 ten to twenty cubic meters of chip, yes, underneath it. 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:47.000 I mean, how many pinus radiata I had to die 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:48.200 for this Field Days. 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:50.080 I've had to clear out a few paddocks to get 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:50.640 this one going. 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:53.160 I think, I'm sure it's all going to be reused 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:56.080 for carving in the spring. Being sure, yep, things like that. 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:59.120 Sustainability is such a focus of the rural community. But this, 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:02.400 like I said, as we look out right now, grated, 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:04.680 we are inside one of the stalls, one of the 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:07.400 sort of sheds, but it is bumper to bumper traffic. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:09.320 People are absolutely everywhere. 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:14.880 Also, another thing you mentioned around field days is obviously 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:19.640 gum boots are crucial, preferably dirty, but prizes. 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:20.599 Prizes everywhere. 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:23.520 Free shit that is the hallmark of any amp show, 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.159 and particularly the field days. 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:27.760 There is so much free shit. People have bags. 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:30.640 Look, this guy over here has got three plastic bags, 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.400 massive like duffle bag sized bags, full of shit, full 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:35.760 of free shit. It is as we record this quarter 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.040 to one in the afternoon, this. 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:40.520 Guy here has got two inflatable hammers sticking out of 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:43.080 his bag. What's he doing with them? Like he's thirteen 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:44.960 years old. You don't need an inflatable hammer. 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:47.039 Somewhere around here will be a carnival that will be 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:50.159 plying their trade, and he is one presumably, you know, 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:52.599 usually that's one for you, your partner or your care okay, 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:56.080 but he obviously sands partner, sands kids. So he's just 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.640 walking around with an inflatable hammer in his bag. The stockstick, 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:03.840 which is out april of any any agricultural show as 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:04.679 out in full force. 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.520 You actually tried to steal one off a party. I 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:08.760 didn't try and steal one. 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:10.719 You know, everyone knows what the kid it's the orange 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:15.120 kettle browed from Gallagher's. It was lying in the sawdust, 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.320 it was, and I looked around, no one was around, 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:19.359 and I picked it up and I said I got mine, 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:26.440 and unfortunately described as a heavily autistic gentleman made a 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:28.839 beeline for me and said, excuse me, sir, may I 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:30.960 have my stick? And I'm like, yeah, of course you can't, mate. 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:34.160 He was frantic. Oh my, but he obviously lift it there. 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:35.680 I just picked it up, and I got accused of 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.080 stealing it. I was I didn't steal it, mate, I 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.760 just picked it up off the chip. You've left it 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:42.200 here and by the way, them free. So just relaxed 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:45.560 a little bit. Just calm down, mate. But I am 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:50.719 now officially twenty two QR codes deep on every stand 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:52.440 because he got the QR code. You're into it you 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:54.760 give them your data and then you go on the 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:57.919 drawer to when like a bag of jelly. 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:00.440 Beans or something hamper van for a week. Yeah like that. 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:03.200 So I'm looking to hit the hit the HONDI. 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:05.200 I'm looking to raise the bat and the helmet here 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:07.039 at the field Days, I'm going to enter at least 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:10.160 one hundred. I've got my I've got my competition email. 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:12.640 Do you have the competition email? No, because you got 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:15.400 you usually got your professional work one, yes, and then 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:17.240 a personal one and then a personal one. I've got 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:19.880 my competition one. So basically I opt. 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:23.160 In for everything, everything I OpEd in on, and I 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:25.440 put it into that sixty Gmail. 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:29.880 Yeah, yeah, big foroury sixty nine at Gmail. 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:32.920 How do you know that? I know you will. It's 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:34.440 my that's my competition one. 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:37.440 So today at the field Day's big forty sixty nine 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.400 at Gmail is going to enter. I'm going to hit 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:42.560 the HONDI. I'm going to raise the helmet and the bat. Yeah, 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.000 stocks Dirk to everyone and the geese cut out. 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:46.120 And I do it every time. I do it at 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.200 the boat show and I have not won a single thing. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:51.000 So no, but that is another hallmark of the field Days. 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.880 It's entering as many competitions as you possibly can. Yeah, 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:56.279 and then, like you say, you inevitably spend the next 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.520 couple of months just deleting emails trying to find the 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:00.920 fucking unsubscribed thing. Haven't the emails are going to send me. 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:05.040 That's why you need a competition email. It's the way forward. 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:08.560 But the Snacky CHENI stand here, is going off and 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:10.040 I'm going to have a go on the claw machine. 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:13.160 They've got a Snacker Chaney claw machine where you can 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:17.000 have a hornet, you know, plooring some some chips, catch 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:17.520 a changy. 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:19.440 It's called catch a cheney. I don't mind that on 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.480 a catch a chany. He's dropping it from a drone. 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:24.800 Oh that is even more terrifying trying to catch that. 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:26.440 Oh no, you can win the drone. I don't know. 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.400 I don't know what's going on. It is heaving there. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.760 The bags are flying out, Leehart. He is pushing chips 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:34.240 like no one's pushed chips in his life. He's just 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.640 digging into the salt and vinegars. He's biffing them to 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:39.920 the crowd. He looks dangerously hot in that Snacker Chaney's 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:40.800 swan dry as well. 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:43.280 He does, he's been absolutely pinned down. We're in the 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:48.000 corner of the Bleederslow shed and it's just absolute bedlam. 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:49.640 He couldn't get out of here if he tried. 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.440 As I said, it's quarter for one in the afternoon 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:56.280 and it's already just absolutely heaving. One of my favorite 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.440 things that I mentioned at the top is the fashion 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:03.120 show yes at the at the Field days, because it 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:06.440 really is. There's people who they want to wear their 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:08.840 Sunday biss yep, because they're going into town. A lot 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:10.920 a lot of these guys it's their first time off FUM. 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:12.560 A lot of other guys want to make it look 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:14.280 like they couldn't give a ship that they hear, ye, 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:16.640 and so they'll wear their work clothes yep, just to 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:18.760 let people know, Hey, I actually do you know I 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:19.640 work on the land. 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:20.520 Yeah. 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:22.960 And then here we are with clean gun boots and 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:23.800 soft hands. 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:26.640 Don't they couldn't swing an act. Don't don't do. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:30.400 Not bespirch my All Blacks branded gum boots that have 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.560 seen action in the backyard mowing my tin meter square lawn. 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:35.440 Okay to say they are a little bit dirty, but 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:36.960 it's not dirt, it's such is it. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:37.840 It's it's grass. 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:41.199 But don't you don't, don't you know come at me 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.319 with that people in glasshouses. We did have to give 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.400 up our blazers and our seay the ships for a 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.240 cheese cutter in a Swanye. 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:51.120 I'm sweeting here as well. It is so hot in here. 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:57.079 There's a floral orange camouflage. Ye, he doesn't care. He's 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:58.640 just finish hunting. Yes he is. 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:01.840 That guy's selling drugs with front the front, fanny package 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:03.080 across the front. 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.520 He's got the side bag. He's also got fingerless gloves. 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:07.319 Oh, he looks like Coyle Mills. He looks like a 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.640 rural Coyle Mills. Yeah, does it a little bit? 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:12.360 And then a bright white Nike cap with a silver 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.760 thing on it. One of my favorite things as we're 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:17.680 standing here is you can spot the Lee Heart fans 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:18.240 they walk by. 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:21.199 Spotted them, and there's a couple of boys over there. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.520 I've spotted them. They don't want to come over just yet. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.280 Abiding that time before they punish them. 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:29.040 He's getting chirped, and he's getting chirped. New jobs. Your 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:30.280 new job is it selling hips? 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:30.439 Is? 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:31.480 Like, yep, it is. 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.400 We've only seen half of the stalls so far, what's 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:35.880 spent your favorite that you've seen? 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:40.360 I must admit there was a cow feeding operation and 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:44.440 to show the flow within the cow feeder, the car feeder, 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:48.360 they put thousands of beer pong balls in there, colorful beer, 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:50.640 and then there swirling around was mesmerized. 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:52.839 It was mesmerizing. I presume you could pick one of 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:53.920 those out and win a prize. 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:55.160 It was I don't know. 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:57.760 I didn't see, but I presume that that's a big 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.680 part of the culture is winning prizes. 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.280 So you have to you'd have to think, so you 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.600 you anyone, anyone stick out for you? 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:07.960 Again, not an ad but the ag rebalance, the balance 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:11.720 agri nutrients. Tell me he was heaving at about ten 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:14.360 o'clock when we got here, and I can only presume 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:18.240 that they're in there talking about agricultural nutrients at ten 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:20.560 o'clock in the morning. That was just absolutely going off. 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:22.920 I couldn't really understand why, because you walk in there, 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:24.280 they're not serving beer or anything. 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.000 No, I think it was free food. This my stranger 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:30.760 sight so far was seeing a gentleman get his his 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:35.600 prosthetic leg reattached by his mate and he was in 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:38.680 the middle of the park and it wasn't a wheelchair. 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:41.480 It was like a little cotability scooter. Try to try 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:43.920 it was like a tricycle. And he was sitting back 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.640 and his mate was just pounding way and I was like, 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:47.760 like he was ramming a fence bus. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:49.800 Yeah, and he was ramming his fake leg back on 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:50.480 and he. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.280 And everyone was just walking parts like that was normally 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.920 powerful stuff. Wait, as I said, we've only seen half 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:00.880 of what there is, not even that seats. So after 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:02.319 this podcast we're going to go and have a look 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.080 around a little bit more. You can see all of 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:06.280 that stuff on the Instagram story. I think we're going 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.080 to take a quick break here, so if we can't 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.120 wrangle Lee Heart to come and have a yarn and 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:11.200 explain what he's up to. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:12.840 You talk about a sport, maybe he should We cover 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:15.160 off any sport. We'll cover off a bit day, isn't 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:17.120 it right? We'll do sport first, then we'll try and 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.240 wrestle Lee Heart. So quick break, we'll be right back. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:24.679 So in the world of sport playing, there's plea going on. 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:27.760 There's a Cricket World Cup, Super Rugby's into the semi finals. 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:28.559 Shawn Johnson's back. 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:30.400 We'll get to all of that, But the biggest story 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:33.599 that I wanted to cover off is that Joey Chestnut 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:35.880 has been banned from the Nathan's. 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:36.760 Hot Dog Eating contest. 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:40.040 He's a fourteen time champion of that event, and it's 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:41.960 something to do with the sponsored debacle. 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:42.800 Yeah, he has. 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:47.440 He has taken on a sponsorship from a vegan hot 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.079 dog and it has rocked the. 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:51.560 Competitive eating world. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:55.000 And he has been banned from the July fourth of July, 0:11:55.440 --> 0:12:01.480 the Classic American hot Dog eating competition, throwing out unceremoniously 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:04.560 because he has now been sponsored by a vegan hot 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:09.760 dog manufacturer, which just shows how passionate they are are. 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:14.240 Anti yeah, anti vegan. So he's released a statement on Instagram. 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:16.600 Very dis wanted to learn from the media today, didn't 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:20.040 even get contacted directly that after nearly twenty years, I'm 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:22.800 banned from Nathan's Fourth of July hot Dog Eating Counties. 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:25.560 I love competing at that event. I've been trained to 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:28.400 defend my title because Kobe Yashi retired the other day, 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:32.080 so that's his main widow. Yeah, he said, rest assured 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:35.520 that you will see me eat again soon. Stay tuned, 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:39.040 and stay hungry. I think I think this works itself 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:40.520 out before the fourth of July, don't you. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.880 It has to because you can't. You can't kick him 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:45.280 out just because he's sponsored. He's not going to get 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:47.520 on stage and just eat vegan sausages. So he's going 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:50.240 to have to smash the vegan hotties. Yeah, he's not gonna. 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:53.120 But just because of a sponsorship deal, it's all political. 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:53.400 Man. 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:57.160 How I want to hair trigger is Nathan's fourth of 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:58.760 July hot dog eating competition. 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:00.920 I don't think they realize how much they need him. 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:02.680 That's gone global because of him. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.040 That Vegan Sausage company, I don't even who they are, 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.160 but I'm talking about them and their hot dog company. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:11.200 That is the greatest sponsorship of an athlete, that's right 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:11.719 of all time. 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:13.600 And I think they've got their bank for buck. They'll 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:15.880 probably milk it. What's the date today, the twelfth. I've 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.079 got another two weeks to milk this. Yeah, and then 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:20.640 after that they go, all right, we've had our love, 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.440 we've got our carverage, jumped them, we've done them. Oh 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:27.400 sensational them. It doesn't meet our brand guidelines anymore. So 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:30.000 we've done them. He's now free to participate. Then they 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:32.840 make good afterwards, after he wins his fifteenth title, Yep, 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.839 fills it up again. I think Joe Chestnut, they can't 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.240 have that competition without him. 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.000 I love Joe Chestnut in the fact that he knows 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:40.880 how to find a headline. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:46.360 Remember when he dropped head locked and dropped that protester Vada. Yeah, 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:50.080 last year he was talking about, oh, God knows what. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:52.680 Smithfield's death though apparently I don't know what that's about. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:55.200 But yeah, mid competition, he's got a mouthful of Glizzie 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:58.400 and he's uh, and he's choking Darth Vader out. He's, 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:02.120 like I said, he that competition is nothing without Joe Chestnut. 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:04.439 I couldn't name the second person he beat last. 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:05.400 Time, Matt Well here was. 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:09.679 I think I might have misnamed Kobe Yashi the other 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.600 one because it was the Black Widow, who was the 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.280 female Japanese one. She was called the Black Widow. She 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:17.120 retired as well. So, but you know, maybe it's time 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.480 for someone else to come through the rink. 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:19.720 We've lost a few great ones. 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:20.040 Yeah. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.000 I've always wondered with niche sports like this. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.760 I feel like the best athletes always end up in 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:28.040 the highest paying sports. So, for example, whoever won gold 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:30.400 at the Olympics last time. I don't think is the 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:32.600 highest jumper in the world. I think Lebron James would 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:34.760 probably beat him, but he gets paid a billion dollars 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:36.160 to go and play basketball in stit. 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:36.680 Yeah, right. 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:41.160 I wonder if an NFL alignment would beat Joey Chess 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:43.000 Joe chessa if he trained for it. 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:44.880 I've had to say, yeah, if he trained, because I 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.000 think there's a skill in the one by two by 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:48.040 swallower water. 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:50.960 Yes, like well, it would also be how much water 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:51.360 do you go? 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:53.440 Because you don't want to fill up on water, As 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.480 anyone who's been to a buffet nose, you don't want 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:56.560 to fill up on breed or spuds. 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:58.520 That's where they get you. That is where they get you. 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.440 You just want to go straight meat. I don't know. 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.040 It's something in the neighborhood of sixty odd hot dogs 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:06.840 that is to eat oh, to win that title. I 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.000 don't know how you would even qualify for that. I 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:10.840 don't know what the training is. It can't be too 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.280 intensive because none of them are fair. Yeah, that's why 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:14.040 I think they're belieming. 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:17.120 Another inflatable hamm has just gone past here at the 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:17.680 field days. 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.920 We need to go hit we do hey? 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:24.520 World Cup T twenty World Cup news. Pakistan have finally 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:28.160 got a win on the board, the beating Canada by 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:29.880 seven wickets, as. 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:32.520 They should, but also not a fullgone conclusion. The way 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:33.600 this World Cups got. 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:35.160 No well, you know they made hard work of it. 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:37.160 They only got to those runs in the third to 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:41.360 last over. But in T twenty that's pretty comfortable. So 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:45.960 Pakistan keeping their chances slightly alive because if the USA 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.760 win the rest of their matches, then they are gone, 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:51.160 similar to New Zealand. 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.280 Because who else is in their pool? Because it isn't 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:58.120 too farf okay, India put Pakistan in their own pool. Yeah, 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.560 I try and knock them out earlier, presume they beat. 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:02.960 Them in the weekend in New York when India defeated 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:03.800 one hundred and nineteen. 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:09.200 So New Zealand tomorrow at twelve thirty tomorrow are playing 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:10.520 West Indies. 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.040 And this is due or die and it's so sad 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.680 to be that game two we already do a die. 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.680 My missus asked me on the couch last night, she goes, 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:17.680 how we going on. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.720 The Cricket World Cup? Do we suck? I was like, well, no, look, 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:22.440 we don't not yet. We don't suck. She goes to, 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:24.520 how did it go? Look, we did we lost? Okay, 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:26.080 she's like, who do I was. 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:29.320 Like Afghanistan, she goes, So the Taliban beat us in 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:32.800 game one and now we're already facing elimination against the 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:36.320 home team, which is one of the more ridiculous things. 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:37.000 It's saying that. 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.800 And you know, we gathered together with the Black Cap 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:43.400 supporter support group on the Sunday and we talked about it, 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:46.560 and we've been through this emotion before Eden World Cups. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:51.000 We always scrape into the playoffs always. We never cruised 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.320 through the only time we ever cruised through was twenty 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:56.360 fifteen at home when we blitzed everyone. That is the 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:58.560 only time we have ever dominated. The rest of the 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:01.160