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Speaker 1: The z M Podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: Plee Haley's little bit of pod Treat yourself to mcafe

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Speaker 2: coffee with my macas rewards.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 3: Got near miss yesterday. I'm going to say I don't

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Speaker 3: even think Vorn was aware of this, but I popped

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Speaker 3: over to Vaughan's house. You mentioned this, You borrowed the

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Speaker 3: borrowed the bastle.

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Speaker 4: Then we've been blessed with a few visits from the

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Speaker 4: Sprow household.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we have.

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Speaker 3: We're exchanging things. He's borrowing my battery and a gun,

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Speaker 3: a nail gun. I don't have a gun gun. You

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Speaker 3: also don't lend people guns for those. Yeah, I borrowed

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Speaker 3: the bistle. I got some eggs.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys to do? You guys need to come

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Speaker 1: into the city and borrow anything of mine?

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Speaker 3: What the fuck have you got?

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Speaker 1: I had the hammer.

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Speaker 4: If you've got a couple of hours doing nothing, I

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Speaker 4: could definitely borrow that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could borrow one of your unopened bottles of gin.

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Speaker 4: There.

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Speaker 2: No, I have no desire and I'm not borrowing your

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Speaker 2: lifestyle charity.

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Speaker 3: Can I borrow your mortgage and you can borrow mine?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely stages into a hair shot.

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Speaker 3: I'm not yours.

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Speaker 4: When when you draw it out, you have to pay

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Speaker 4: that person's mortgage for a month.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, this is a win win for me. No one's

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Speaker 1: got a lop lose lose loose for me.

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Speaker 3: And I'm sort of I'm sort of here and all there. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: I did. I popped over yesterday and we pulled up

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Speaker 3: in the driveway because Vaughn's gate was just open. Will

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Speaker 3: you can there?

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Speaker 4: The other night you had someone again at night, someone

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Speaker 4: drove down. We were watching inside out too, and I

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Speaker 4: wasn't crying, and they it wasn't still going on a minute,

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Speaker 4: and they drove in and the minute the security light

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Speaker 4: came on, they just went backed out.

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Speaker 3: What the hell are they doing?

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Speaker 4: I was like, I'm going to chase them the gate,

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Speaker 4: it's me. You can be manually shut, but during the

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Speaker 4: day we'll open it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know what you should get is like some kind

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Speaker 2: of contraption like do you remember at holiday parks? So

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Speaker 2: spikes if you drive the wrong ways out of a

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Speaker 2: car park. Yea, yeah, why some of those and you

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Speaker 2: get the spikes down, you activate them and then you're

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Speaker 2: on your property.

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Speaker 4: You've met.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I should just forget to at five.

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Speaker 2: O'clock in the morning when you leave and spy his

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Speaker 2: targets spikes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly in the dark.

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Speaker 3: Well, I went up the driveway and we were privy

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Speaker 3: to Aaron and I were privy to a beautiful view

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Speaker 3: of Vaughan's as he was on all fours as presented

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Speaker 3: to us.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: And so we wound down the window because you were

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Speaker 3: working on a on a tank and we wound in

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Speaker 3: the window to have a little geese yeah. And then

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Speaker 3: we pulled up into the driveway and then Vaughan kind

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Speaker 3: of walked across the property to meet us where And

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Speaker 3: I didn't know who else was home. But then I saw,

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Speaker 3: you know, through because you've got double glazed windows and

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Speaker 3: you can and don't you.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, wonder that would have added.

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Speaker 3: But you know how you can't really see. It's kind

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Speaker 3: of war how much you can see into the house. Well,

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Speaker 3: I could kind of see a shadow, and then I

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Speaker 3: worked out that it was your beautiful wife, and I thought,

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Speaker 3: ha ha ha. And one wasn't near yet. And I

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Speaker 3: also wasn't wearing pants. I didn't put in any pants.

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Speaker 3: I was just wearing my like chub rub shorts and

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Speaker 3: a big yeah, but I was like, I can't be

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Speaker 3: bothered wearing pants, so I'll just wear those. So I

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Speaker 3: as a joke, I lifted up my top and I

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Speaker 3: flashed sharda my boobies.

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Speaker 1: Right and bra or you know, I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't go full nap. Yeah, it was too warm.

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Speaker 3: They look better when the cold, and I flashed through

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Speaker 3: the whole boobs and that's when I saw, sort of

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Speaker 3: saw a second shape in the background, and I was like, please,

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Speaker 3: at least be Chard's father, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean exactly. We're not that wouldn't

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Speaker 3: really know each other, but that would have been fine.

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Speaker 3: But I saw it quickly turning around to make sure

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Speaker 3: that it wasn't actually Indie seeing my boobies, and it

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Speaker 3: was Vaughan's oldest daughter. But who's still definitely not old

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Speaker 3: enough to be seeing a grown thirty five year old woman's.

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Speaker 4: Too old to be seeing them. You know, when you're

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Speaker 4: a little kid and occasionally a little kid and you'll

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Speaker 4: see bourbies, yeah, and you won't think anything of it.

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Speaker 4: Too old for that, but too young old enough to

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Speaker 4: be just like seeing boobies. Yeah, well, it could have

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Speaker 4: been a lot of changing are the time of life.

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Speaker 2: Could have been a learning for her though, could have

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Speaker 2: been like this old happens. This is what aging.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, further down, further down there they are, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's what ag But she nearly capped anife forkad but

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Speaker 3: she was She had a back to the window, thank god.

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Speaker 3: But I shouldn't do that when I can't really see

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Speaker 3: who's in the house.

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Speaker 4: Almost the same height of shad now, yeah, I know,

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Speaker 4: and so like people like Shadow's own father will be

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Speaker 4: like shout and.

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Speaker 3: Then he's oh god, he thinks a mom oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just like yeah, just way back.

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Speaker 4: I'll forget about it.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, well, luckily I don't think any saw anything.

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Speaker 3: She was busy. She was very busy. She's making candles.

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Speaker 3: I had a little waft.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah candle. Yeah, they're making what flavors? If we

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Speaker 1: got this season.

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Speaker 3: Bery and raspberry and vanilla.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like like that smells like that sounds real

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Speaker 4: young like ice cream. That sounds like an ice cream?

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Speaker 1: Ye, I can we can get a free one? Hey Jesus,

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Speaker 1: who are you my father in law?

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Speaker 3: I've got three eggs. I'm not paying for candle.

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Speaker 4: Coming around my house.

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Speaker 1: Free ship one of the mortgage is only getting bigger.

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Speaker 1: I want at least a wholesale price.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well core coin.

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Speaker 4: We'll give you a friend and friend great.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, well they did smell good.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to buy all of them at friends and

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Speaker 1: family discount and then.

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Speaker 3: We'll sell them at a stall.

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Speaker 4: And then Aaron was running all the wax because the

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Speaker 4: wax when you make a candle comes in. My god,

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Speaker 4: Aaron just gets what's this and he fat and it

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Speaker 4: does feel nice because it feels it's wax, but it's flakes.

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Speaker 3: His fingers all through the things. And I was like, eron,

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Speaker 3: man pube arm pubes in there. Now the girls are

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Speaker 3: going to sell candles full of man arm here and

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Speaker 3: they're gonna think there's pubes in the candles.

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Speaker 4: The good news as if a pube falls into the wax,

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Speaker 4: it fls at the top, you can pick it out

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Speaker 4: before it sets.

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Speaker 1: For God's how does he know that we did?

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Speaker 3: We came over and we caused a fucking ruckus at

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Speaker 3: the smith house. And I do