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Speaker 1: Fleashe and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas

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Speaker 1: Cocktail Special Live show on the Big Pot is back Monday,

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Speaker 1: the nineteenth of jam Allegedly. Yeah, yeah, all go look

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Speaker 1: at my cheese ball. It's two cheese balls in one.

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Speaker 1: It's like one of those people that has two heads

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Speaker 1: cheese bean, a cheeseban.

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Speaker 2: A person that's got two heads, I mean a Siamese Yes,

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Speaker 2: one of those Well, we don't say Siamese twins anymore.

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Speaker 3: Twins, wow, canceled.

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Speaker 2: You know why that called Siamese toes because the first

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Speaker 2: ones from Siam, which we now known as Thailand chang

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Speaker 2: and in with their names, the first ever medically recorded.

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Speaker 2: Now they would be called conjoined twins. He said, exactly

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Speaker 2: what I was going to say before.

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Speaker 3: You still call the cats Siamese.

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Speaker 4: Cats, Siamese cats, or Siamese oil.

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Speaker 2: So what so I like to cook called Siamese oil?

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Speaker 4: Confused them?

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Speaker 3: You're not getting confused with Siamese street. Where can you.

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Speaker 5: Tell me how to get how to get to Siamese streets?

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Speaker 3: And oscar the gratch has a different accent to the accent.

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Speaker 3: It mt so grubby in my can.

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Speaker 1: Wow and if we start the show back on the

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Speaker 1: nineteenth of January born in Hailey may not be here.

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Speaker 4: The producer's colder.

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Speaker 2: All right, I really want to go down that road

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Speaker 2: and do a whole lot of Sesame Street and Asia.

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Speaker 2: All I will say is itch.

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Speaker 3: Me song son. It's the count. But he's Japanese and

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Speaker 3: where's he from?

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Speaker 4: Front?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Why are we allowed to do that accent.

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Speaker 3: Because they're white?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's do some white ones, right.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Welcome to the fully gated community.

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Speaker 4: To ask the lines they get in.

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Speaker 2: Yah, the bluppets, which are the black black puppets, the buffets,

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Speaker 2: we keep them out.

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Speaker 4: Wow, you're really going old school South I was.

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Speaker 2: I was going on school one's covering Shennon doesn't know

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Speaker 2: what to say.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: That was the funniest thing in great timing from timing.

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Speaker 4: All right, Snon has been roasting us all day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been very fun. Ye okay, I hate running these.

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Speaker 2: So this is from Chat g BT. Happy holiday switch

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Speaker 2: for Haley and the producer.

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Speaker 3: Girls.

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Speaker 2: May your cocktails be strong, your outfits questionable, and your

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Speaker 2: holiday chat even more cruciable.

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Speaker 3: We came sort of preempted that, didn't you.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for the last the chaos and the questionable life

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Speaker 2: advices Here here's still a Christmas cocktail special as iconic

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Speaker 2: as you're bent to.

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Speaker 3: Thanks to all, stay merry aloud and slightly.

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Speaker 2: Inappropriate love from Cara High out of the air at prison,

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Speaker 2: getting a new job.

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Speaker 3: But next week I go to my first Formula one

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Speaker 3: race in Texas.

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Speaker 4: Rom rom.

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Speaker 2: Rom rom well, yeah, round carnation, choice of WARN's ornamental cows.

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Speaker 2: Then I could do nothing in chill all day, you

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Speaker 2: actually would, and all they do handfeed you oranges in

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Speaker 2: the appropriate season. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Matt is from sheffields oh.

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Speaker 4: Miss the Sheffield.

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Speaker 3: It was really good, really good. That comes up on

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Speaker 3: my Samsung TV all the time.

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Speaker 4: It was a whole channel.

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Speaker 1: And then before that it was there was Party of five.

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Speaker 1: It was stuck on Party of five, yep. And he

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Speaker 1: watches on there and it's just it's just, yeah, they just.

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Speaker 3: Play a bunch of money to get these old classics,

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Speaker 3: so old. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: She rushing queen still above kicked around on one of

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Speaker 2: those crushings and then.

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Speaker 3: The girl.

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Speaker 4: Goes out.

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Speaker 1: And then the girl from the Nanny ended up like

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Speaker 1: nude and that David de Company show Wild the.

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Speaker 3: Younger the youngest one.

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Speaker 5: Wow, God, no it's gone and Sheffield.

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Speaker 3: That's really good.

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Speaker 2: I've been listening to the lads since twenty twelve when

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Speaker 2: they were on the station that we did not mention.

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Speaker 2: I just want to say Mary Christmas ever and I

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Speaker 2: remember some years will be good and some years will

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Speaker 2: be ship but next year will probably be better.

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Speaker 4: Quick but I said that last year.

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Speaker 2: Either too, Either a family trip to the Hag, underrated sir,

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Speaker 2: the Hague, the Hagg.

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Speaker 4: Two a so I'd say hog the Hog, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: The Hague? The Hague is a uge? What's the hard?

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Speaker 3: The hargand an ice cream show? Why would you want to?

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Speaker 3: Underrated at Mounts all the time? Or a free trip

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Speaker 3: to the Michelin Star hotel with my wife? Reincarnation choices

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Speaker 3: written John Bonham?

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Speaker 4: Now is he from lid Zip?

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Speaker 3: Does he want someone reincarnating.

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Speaker 4: John John Bottoms? Not lyd Zip?

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Speaker 3: Is that okay?

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Speaker 4: So John Bonham?

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Speaker 3: The Hag, the Hague or the Hag? Oh so either

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Speaker 3: either is yeah? So one must be done this Zip drummer.

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Speaker 3: He died in nineteen eighty, so he wants him reincarnated.

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Speaker 4: We would have seen some things, wouldn't he?

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Speaker 3: He was thirty two years old when he died of

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Speaker 4: Was from lyd zipline drugs a hippatitis.

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Speaker 3: He was picked up by a led Zeppelin.

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Speaker 2: During the journey, he stopped to ask for breakfast, where

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Speaker 2: he drank four quadruple Vodkas screwdrivers, sixteen shots totally between

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Speaker 2: four hundred and five hundred and sixty meals. He continued

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Speaker 2: to drink heavily at rehearsals. The band stopped rehearsing late

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Speaker 2: in the evening. They went to Page's house. After midnight.

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Speaker 2: he found in responsive other next aufternoon, he was pronounced dead.

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Speaker 2: He had an inquiz The consumed one point four liters

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Speaker 2: accidental death. The post mortem found no other recreational drugs

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Speaker 4: Rock and roll six drugs and rock and roll.

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Speaker 2: He's misunderstood that he wants him reincarnated rather than what

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Speaker 4: Because who the fuck wants to die like that?

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Speaker 2: It's grim Yeah, Molly, Merry Christmas is from London, Carlin

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Speaker 2: and Shannon. I hope your first of seasons full of

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Speaker 2: questionable decisions and lots of cockies and moderation. Of course

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Speaker 2: that's cocktails, oh sorry, but also cox for all and

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Speaker 2: cocktails for those who celebrate love from a long time

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Speaker 2: listener who survived his second UK winter with the infamous

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Speaker 2: Primark puffer jacket that Fletch once said was made of

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Speaker 3: Last that's how they make the calls.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm about to head into my third winter now

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Speaker 2: in London, preemptively taken Vitamin D and booking weekends away

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Speaker 2: through January and February to survive.

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Speaker 3: Sending lots of otawah your way and thanks for the.

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Speaker 2: Last of the home comforts. Listening to the podcast is

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Speaker 2: literally one of the things only things I've managed to

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Speaker 2: commit to every day for around two years.

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Speaker 4: Every day.

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Speaker 2: Weirdly parasocial with you all and honestly don't know how

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Speaker 2: I'd survive without you. Thank you to the whole endz

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Speaker 2: Fuck then who got They won't even hear this. Okay,

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Speaker 2: what percentage of the company you're gonna let me listen

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Speaker 2: to this podcast one.

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Speaker 4: They might listen to the first one just to sort

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Speaker 3: See us leaving at nine thirty and just hate us.

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Speaker 3: Fuck you, we saw that.

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Speaker 1: Remember we saw the CEO in the lift the other

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Speaker 4: Oh, it was a dig. It was a dig for sure.

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Speaker 4: Oh gosh, where are you guys? Off to home? Mate?

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Speaker 2: I appreciate you all so much about getting soppy. I

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Speaker 2: behind the scenes. Big Love, Hello of the Year. Got

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Speaker 2: the balls to move to London from Manchester, leaving behind

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Speaker 2: a very toxic job three hundred and fifty applications later

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Speaker 2: I got my dream job and dream flat. I'm so broken,

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Speaker 2: My retired parents who are traveling in the world full time,

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Speaker 4: People and then you just go from thee in a hotel.

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Speaker 1: I'm like three different lolli.

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Speaker 5: Because he picked up a bar, one of those dairy

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Speaker 4: I picked that thing. It was a solid wooden log.

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Speaker 5: I didn't want to say it from the lady, know

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Speaker 4: No? I was.

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Speaker 5: I just don't think we're gonna feel good having started

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Speaker 3: It's worked every other year, hasn't it? Has it? Um?

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Speaker 2: And may you pair be fluffy, sunstream strong and your

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Speaker 2: Jandle's last this season highlight of the year is my

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Speaker 2: to buy me wine when she's out. Yeah, Jersey's moment.

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Speaker 2: They're discovering fantasy audiobooks, Thanks Hayley, because.

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Speaker 2: I ran Carnation Choice a dolphin intelligence, social and playful

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Speaker 2: without any of the adult restrictions.

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Speaker 3: Response, I'd say dolphins in third after.

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Speaker 4: Dog Cat Dog, dolphin pandag.

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Speaker 3: Anders in there as well.

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Speaker 2: Next time we're going to Brisbane christ Jute, we might

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Speaker 2: check in my bloody Sidney in Melbourne too.

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Speaker 3: See you then,