1 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Life audio. 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 2: Today, I'll talk about that. John goes on a fast 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 2: to get ready for his time on camera and makes 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 2: a staunch defense of Green Peppers. Meanwhile, I tell you 5 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 2: the harrowing tale of a gnarly scooter crash that temporarily 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:20,920 Speaker 2: derailed my comedy tour but might have actually improved my nose. Well, 7 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 2: that's a conversation about what good really means and why 8 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 2: God is trustworthy but not predictable. Today's episode is not 9 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 2: sponsored by Acoustic Guitars, ruining bonfire parties since eighteen fifty. 10 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 2: But first a word from our actual sponsor. 11 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 3: What's about their podcast Universe? It's John and Johnny back 12 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 3: for talk about that. It's been a minute, Johnny. 13 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 2: We had a little bit of a hiatus. Yeah, how 14 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 2: are you doing. 15 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 1: I don't think we're not going hate. 16 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 2: No, we're not doing that. 17 00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: We're not going right into me. 18 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 3: Guys. 19 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 1: Johnny's been through He's seen some bad stuff. 20 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 2: I have seen some bad stuff. Yeah, yeah, we have. 21 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 2: We've had a few episodes over the past couple of 22 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 2: years where we talk about our health disasters. 23 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 3: Yeah. 24 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:18,039 Speaker 2: And then when we know where you listened to him, 25 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, this sounds like old people talking. But 26 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 2: I had a moment this past weekend for sure. And 27 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,680 Speaker 2: I know some of you guys that follow my socials, 28 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,679 Speaker 2: you already know that it happened. But but people have 29 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 2: already been telling me, I want the full debrief. Yeah, 30 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 2: And I can't wait to hear the podcast where you 31 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 2: talk about what happened. But I was out on tour 32 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 2: on the bus tour, which is the long awaited bus tour, 33 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 2: which I was very excited about. We've had so much 34 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 2: fun the live and Laughing tour, and so I had 35 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 2: opening comics with me. We've got a whole crew and 36 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 2: it's a whole thing. It's a big machine. It's a 37 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 2: lot of pressure, but super fun. And we're in Arkansas, 38 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 2: and uh, when I do these tour days with Nate Pergatsy, 39 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 2: he has scooters on the bus on the that they 40 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:11,239 Speaker 2: bring with them, the little e scooters, the little zip 41 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 2: around electric scooters, like those bird scooters like you'd see 42 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 2: the town Line scooters, Bird whatever. And so I was like, 43 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 2: when we get a bus tour, I'm getting some of 44 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 2: those scooters and I've ridden them a bunch, Like we 45 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,119 Speaker 2: go when we go to downtown somewhere, I'll ride them 46 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 2: or whatever, and I've I've been on those things. I 47 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 2: have I have incredible bat ones. Let me just start 48 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,079 Speaker 2: by saying that. 49 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:31,359 Speaker 3: Uh. 50 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 2: And so I was like, I'm getting some of those. 51 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 2: So I did. I researched it, and I got some 52 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 2: dumb Chinese knockoff ones on Amazon. And I was like, well, 53 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 2: I hope these don't catch fire into the bus because 54 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 2: here we come, and we got four of them, and 55 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 2: we've been using them on the roape. We're in Arkansas 56 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 2: and I'm on it and Adam Bush, who's with us 57 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 2: as one of the openers who also helps produce the podcast. 58 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 2: Hello Adam and Christian McCartin, and who's young, and neither 59 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,520 Speaker 2: neither of them. I don't think we're comfortable on scooters, 60 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 2: which surprised me because Adam's a little younger than me. 61 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 2: He's not young, but he's younger than me. And Christian's 62 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:08,679 Speaker 2: twenty four. And he's like, how do you do these? 63 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 2: Or whatever? I think he literally asked me how do 64 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 2: you I go? Come on, dude. So I was kind 65 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 2: of showing them, hey, don't turn lean. I literally said it, 66 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 2: don't turn lean, you know, because if you don't turn 67 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 2: a scooter because the turning rate is not You don't 68 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 2: turn the handlebars on a scooter. It's like a bike. 69 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,119 Speaker 2: You lean to turn. So we're in this parking lot 70 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 2: of this performing arts center at a high school, getting 71 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 2: ready to do a show. I was going to sound 72 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 2: check in an hour. This was Thursday of ten days ago, 73 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 2: about ten or eleven days ago, and we're riding the 74 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 2: it was a windy day. We're right in the parking 75 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 2: lot and we're zipping around. These things go about twenty 76 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 2: miles an hour. Yeah, and I'd been riding for about 77 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,320 Speaker 2: five minutes and we're zipping around past each other and 78 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 2: my hat blows off and they go, WHOA. I look 79 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 2: back for my hat just to see kind of where 80 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 2: it lands, because I was a turn around and go 81 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 2: get it. And I don't know if I looking away 82 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 2: caused me to lose my balance or I literally like 83 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 2: instinctively turned the handlebars when I looked back to my 84 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 2: left right. But all I know is when I immediately 85 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 2: felt the scooter out of control and I could not 86 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 2: get control back of it, and I knew I'm coming 87 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 2: off this thing. It was like two seconds, two seconds, 88 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 2: and it was over what a horrifying feeling. It was. 89 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,600 Speaker 2: I mean, you're out of control, and I know I'm 90 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 2: hitting hard. Whatever I'm gonna hit, I'm gonna hit hard. 91 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,839 Speaker 2: And so I think I tried to plant with this foot, 92 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 2: my left foot, coming off the scooter, and that's really 93 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 2: the last thing I remember as far as like where 94 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 2: I because I had no choice where I was going 95 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 2: to impact. I planted with his foot, sprained it pretty badly, 96 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 2: and then face first into the pavement and then I 97 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 2: just kind of sat up, so I was conscious. I 98 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 2: sat up and I immediately feel like blood pouring out 99 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 2: of my face. And Adam runs over. He said he'd 100 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 2: like aft first, which hurts a little, but I get it. 101 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, nervous probably. 102 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, And uh no, I mean it's just one of 103 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 2: the things that I'm like, you knucklehead. And then you 104 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 2: walk over and see somebody's face and you go, oh, 105 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 2: he's really hurt. And he goes, did you break your nose? 106 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 2: And I go, I don't know, And blood's just pouring 107 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 2: on my face and uh, I didn't have anything. Of course, 108 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 2: I'm in the parking lot. I grab my shirt. I 109 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 2: start like and I mean my shirts just soaked in blood. 110 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 2: Just from like touching it to my face and I 111 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,839 Speaker 2: go all right, and I got up. I was just 112 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:29,359 Speaker 2: in shock. I'll walk like half a mile to the 113 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 2: venue and Jordan, the tour manager, comes out, and he 114 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 2: didn't see me. He saw like side view of me, 115 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 2: and I'm kind of still like covering my face a 116 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,280 Speaker 2: little bit, and he goes, hey, do you get your 117 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 2: dinner order in? I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm 118 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 2: like just trying to get to a mirror to see 119 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 2: like how bad is this? 120 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 3: Yeah? 121 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 2: You know, and it was not good. I actually, we'll 122 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 2: show a photo in the video. We'll oh, yeah, I 123 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,720 Speaker 2: don't care because I'm all better now. Well I'm not 124 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,600 Speaker 2: all better, but I'm a little crusty still, but we're 125 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm I'm passable. But yeah, it was so bad. 126 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,720 Speaker 2: So I go to the Yar and I immediately knew, like, 127 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 2: we're not doing these shows. We're not doing They were like, well, 128 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 2: we'll cancel tonight, and then they were kind of like 129 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,080 Speaker 2: we'll hold on the others. And I was like once 130 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,280 Speaker 2: once I went to the Yar and I just knew 131 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:14,840 Speaker 2: it's like, we're not this is not. 132 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 3: Something we want to run. Cat skins and yeah, you 133 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,719 Speaker 3: can't just do like we'll put a you know, makeup. 134 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 2: You can't put makeup on these wounds like it is. 135 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 2: They're fresh wounds. And then I got stitches in my 136 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 2: there's a bridge of my nose, which this will be 137 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,840 Speaker 2: a nice car. I got a nice gouge there, uh 138 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 2: that they put stitches in. And then I have like 139 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 2: a chunk of my under my nostril. I have like 140 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,920 Speaker 2: a chunk of meat that just kind of is gone 141 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,800 Speaker 2: and uh so it's healed up now, but there's no 142 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 2: follicles there. So I'll have a nice little notch in 143 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 2: my mustache forever more. Probably That's what I'm Yeah, so 144 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna do a comb over. That's what I've decided. 145 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 2: But so yeah, so I literally we went home from 146 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 2: the tour and we uh, we just drove the bus 147 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 2: back like we got back from the the hospital. They 148 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,479 Speaker 2: ran all these scans. They said, well, your nose is 149 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 2: fractured and both nasal cavities. Your nose is fractured. You'll 150 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,880 Speaker 2: need to go see an e n T to see 151 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,680 Speaker 2: whether I need surgery to repair. But it wasn't displaced 152 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 2: like I could tell, Like my nose has always been 153 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 2: I've always had like a dva sefton, a little bit 154 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 2: wonky nose. 155 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 3: Fixed it. 156 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 2: I think, you know what's funny, It does look better. 157 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, is it weird? Like it does not 158 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 2: like I used to have one nostril that when you 159 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 2: look underneath, which is a lot of how people see 160 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 2: me from stage, they see underneath my nose, and it's 161 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 2: kind of like one nostril's always a little bit slanty. 162 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 2: And I swear to you it's not that. It's not 163 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 2: that way anymore. They're kind of even now. 164 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 1: God, They'm not just like want that preach. 165 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 2: I mean sometimes some of y'all need to anyway. There's 166 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 2: a lot of sermon illustrations from this, but the main 167 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:48,000 Speaker 2: one I would say is, uh, you can always get 168 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 2: another hat. Whatever that thing, whatever that hat is to you, 169 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 2: let it go, man, let that thing go. Yeah, you 170 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 2: can always double back for that hat. Keep your eyes ahead, 171 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 2: don't look back. You were like Lot's wife. Was I 172 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:06,120 Speaker 2: turned into a pillar of blood, pillar of epsom salts. 173 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 2: It was bad, dude. So yeah, so I've so we 174 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 2: got back home, and I mean I felt such a 175 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 2: wave of sadness for not just the lost income, because 176 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,800 Speaker 2: we had to cancel two weekends of shows, not just 177 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 2: this one, because I just was not healed up enough 178 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 2: to go out even the second weekend. And but just 179 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 2: the wave of like there's a crew of people that 180 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 2: are now like in my care in a way because 181 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,320 Speaker 2: this is a machine that's got my name on it, 182 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,560 Speaker 2: and so this is people losing paydays because of my 183 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:42,679 Speaker 2: dumb two seconds two seconds of dumb. So yeah, it was. 184 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,560 Speaker 2: It was kind of a grief feeling, but also like 185 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 2: just how stupid. And I've learned this, John. The thing 186 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 2: I've learned the most is not all near death experiences, 187 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 2: because that's what it was. If we're honest, Like I 188 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:54,840 Speaker 2: could have easily died. Oh people die on these things 189 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 2: all the time. Oh yeah, my head hit. It's just 190 00:08:57,679 --> 00:08:59,439 Speaker 2: a matter of like how bad was the because I 191 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 2: had a concushion for sure. Yeah, just a matter of like, yeah, 192 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,120 Speaker 2: I could have had a brain bleed. I could have 193 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,680 Speaker 2: a skull fracture. I didn't break any teeth, although it 194 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,960 Speaker 2: drove my teeth into my mouth so hard. I mean 195 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,719 Speaker 2: I had so many mouth sores. I couldn't talk the 196 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,160 Speaker 2: first three days. I why I didn't call you. I 197 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:12,880 Speaker 2: was just texting you. 198 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you were like it hurts too. 199 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,920 Speaker 2: I was like, I can't talk. Yeah, so but yeah, 200 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 2: I'm kind of healed up now a lot better, and 201 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 2: we're going back out on the road, thank god. And 202 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 2: I feel so bad for the people who had tickets, 203 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,719 Speaker 2: and so we're trying to get all that sorted out. 204 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,679 Speaker 2: So if that's you and you're out there and you're 205 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:28,840 Speaker 2: wondering all the rescheduled dates, we are working on it, 206 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,800 Speaker 2: I promise, And I feel so terrible, and I appreciate 207 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,520 Speaker 2: anybody that ever bought a ticket to my show. But 208 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,280 Speaker 2: I've learned not all near death experiences are created equal, 209 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 2: because this is kind of a dumb one, Like you 210 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,320 Speaker 2: don't want to you know what I'm saying. You Like, 211 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 2: it's almost like I gave myself third degree burns with 212 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,280 Speaker 2: a sparkler, you know what I mean. It's like, it's 213 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,679 Speaker 2: the dumbest I did that one time? The dumb did 214 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 2: you really? 215 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,200 Speaker 1: I as a kid, it hurt, wow, But you're ashamed 216 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:53,840 Speaker 1: because it's just. 217 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,000 Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, you're like, this could have been an 218 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,600 Speaker 2: M eight if I was a cool kid, Like I 219 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 2: wish it had been a Harley at least you know. 220 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 3: I don't know. 221 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,959 Speaker 1: Man, didn't another comedian have the erect day. 222 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 2: There's a Stavros Hawkish. He's a big podcaster in comic 223 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:11,600 Speaker 2: and he was I think he was headed to film 224 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 2: his Netflix special that weekend on a bird scooter in 225 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 2: some metro area. Yeah, And he was riding one and 226 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,480 Speaker 2: his hat started to fly off. He reached up to 227 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,120 Speaker 2: keep it from flying off, and that caused him to 228 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,920 Speaker 2: lose his balance. He fell over. It broke his arm. 229 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,800 Speaker 2: He had one of those like robotic weird contraptions on 230 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 2: his arm that like keeps it all in place, the 231 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,920 Speaker 2: big mechanical cast and uh so he had to move 232 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,560 Speaker 2: his taping to July. It was the same day. Wow, 233 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:39,920 Speaker 2: I don't even it might have been this. What if 234 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:40,720 Speaker 2: it was the same minute. 235 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:41,000 Speaker 3: Wow. 236 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,520 Speaker 2: If we switch souls like one of those weird freaky 237 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 2: Friday movies. 238 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:44,840 Speaker 3: Wow. 239 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,120 Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but it means it happens to other people. 240 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:47,880 Speaker 1: I mean it does. 241 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 3: That's the thing why city's banned those things. 242 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,400 Speaker 2: But it is weird. It's like people have asked me, 243 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 2: here's here's the part of it bumps me out. They go, 244 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 2: how old are you? First of all, you're too old 245 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,959 Speaker 2: to be on these things. That's just not true. Okay, listen, 246 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:05,199 Speaker 2: I'm very coordinated. Yeah, Mago, it is the first time 247 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 2: you'd ever That's that's the one that really bought me 248 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 2: the most. Had you been on those before? I go, yeah, 249 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,160 Speaker 2: this was mine. 250 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:10,800 Speaker 3: I own it. 251 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 2: I own it. I've been on them a million. 252 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:14,440 Speaker 1: Times, and I own you or something like, I don't 253 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:14,640 Speaker 1: know it. 254 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 2: But all that said, it was a learning experience, an 255 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 2: expensive one. Still waiting on the er bill, but it's 256 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,280 Speaker 2: going to be I have a high deductible plan. Yeah, 257 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 2: like a lot of Americans that have health insurance, even 258 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,960 Speaker 2: if you have it, you have a high deductible plan probably, 259 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 2: And so yeah, it's going to be a minute before 260 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:36,440 Speaker 2: I pay down that. But we're alive and we're going 261 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,440 Speaker 2: back out to tell jokes, and I'm excited about that. 262 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,960 Speaker 2: And I'm very grateful that I was not more badly injured, 263 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,400 Speaker 2: because it could have gone way worse. 264 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 3: It could have. You scared. 265 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,320 Speaker 1: You scared me pretty badly. 266 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,280 Speaker 3: So I got it to Adam texted me yeah, and 267 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,200 Speaker 3: he was like, I don't know if you've heard, but 268 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 3: Johnny fell and had a pretty bad accident. And I 269 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 3: was like, first thing, I said, is is this a joke? 270 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,520 Speaker 3: Because I can just see you guys on the bus, like, 271 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:01,600 Speaker 3: and he was. 272 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,439 Speaker 2: Like, wow, that's what we don't do that I never 273 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:03,800 Speaker 2: would do. 274 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:09,040 Speaker 1: Well, I know you don't. 275 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,360 Speaker 3: I know, maybe this was you know, you guys are 276 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 3: out there having your high jinks out on your bus 277 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,360 Speaker 3: tour or whatever. But then. 278 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:17,600 Speaker 2: See what he does. 279 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:19,480 Speaker 1: But then he called yeah, oh no. 280 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,680 Speaker 3: I was like, hey man, yeah, not a joke, you know, 281 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,160 Speaker 3: and he kind of told me what happened. I was like, 282 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:28,040 Speaker 3: you're kiddings. I reached out to Curry immediately, yeah, and 283 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,079 Speaker 3: she was like, yeah's pretty bad. 284 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,199 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, like she had my phone, so people were 285 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,000 Speaker 2: calling and texting, and I was just so out of it. 286 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,199 Speaker 2: I was just laying in the back bunk of the 287 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 2: bed of the bus and I was just like trying 288 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,240 Speaker 2: not to bleed on the sheets that I don't own. Yeah, 289 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,480 Speaker 2: and she was tending to my wounds. Curry was so great. 290 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,520 Speaker 2: I was so glad she was there because like there 291 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 2: was so much that had to be handled, uh, that 292 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,920 Speaker 2: I just was not in the position to handle. Once 293 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,120 Speaker 2: you just I mean I was down, You're done, Yeah, 294 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,960 Speaker 2: I was down, And so she was wrapping me up 295 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,760 Speaker 2: with these bandages and caring for me. She's been amazing. 296 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 2: Uh and so yeah, but well I've been convalescing at 297 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,720 Speaker 2: home for the last like ten or eleven days, and 298 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,280 Speaker 2: so now we're kind of like, this is my first 299 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,440 Speaker 2: this is the first time my face has been in public, 300 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,839 Speaker 2: and there's been a lot of you'll see if I show, 301 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 2: I'll show the photo. But it's there was a lot 302 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:19,880 Speaker 2: of facial there was some scabs and some crust and 303 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,960 Speaker 2: some junk. 304 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 1: Like I had no I would have no idea today 305 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 1: that could happen to you. 306 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,160 Speaker 2: That's the goal, John. So yeah, I'm still really stiff. 307 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 2: Uh my hand is this hand is still a little 308 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,320 Speaker 2: bit wonky. I had so many scars and scabs on 309 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,120 Speaker 2: this hand, but I'm still it's not my playing hand. 310 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,800 Speaker 2: Thing Goads. Well, I guess you some people call this 311 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,000 Speaker 2: they're playing hand. I've considered this the playing hand because 312 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 2: you're making frits, you're making chords with this hand. So 313 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,000 Speaker 2: if this was if this was on this hand, I 314 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,720 Speaker 2: probably wouldn't be able to play the guitar right now. But 315 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,440 Speaker 2: you have practiced. I've practiced a little bit. I think 316 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,760 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be okay. But yeah, but yeah, it's been interesting. 317 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,559 Speaker 2: I think we should have a word now a few 318 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,000 Speaker 2: of our fine sponsors and hope it's some health insurance 319 00:13:59,040 --> 00:13:59,640 Speaker 2: playing or something. 320 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:01,360 Speaker 1: Remember Johnny has a bunch of bills. 321 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,679 Speaker 2: Now a word from Edna. Let's hear from a few 322 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 2: of our fine sponsors. 323 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,280 Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you're okay. 324 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just want to say thanks to to 325 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:22,320 Speaker 2: everybody that like commented on social media. I never want 326 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,640 Speaker 2: to make those kind of posts because it's like it's 327 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,680 Speaker 2: so weird to because I'm always my posts are always 328 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,240 Speaker 2: so light and whatever. And then you're like, hey, we 329 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 2: have to cancel shows and I'm really sorry, and people 330 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,840 Speaker 2: are just like, oh wow, this is serious, and people 331 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 2: were really concerned and people were praying, and so I 332 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,760 Speaker 2: just want to say thanks to everybody who reached out. 333 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:44,440 Speaker 2: And I'm glad to be back doing what I love 334 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:49,000 Speaker 2: and very grateful that I'm okay and we're on the end. 335 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:54,400 Speaker 2: We're not one hundred percent yet. So Spokane Wednesday, May 336 00:14:54,960 --> 00:15:00,920 Speaker 2: sixth Thursday is Tacoma, and then I'm doing a fundraiser 337 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaker 2: in Portland, and then I'm doing a fundraiser in Lebanon, Tennessee. 338 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 2: And you guys, these jokes may have some duct tape 339 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 2: on them. So I'm coming in at seventy percent. Y'all 340 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,080 Speaker 2: know it's gonna be great. These are gonna be great shows, 341 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 2: and so tickets a Johnny W dot com. Now I 342 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 2: can ask how you're doing. 343 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,240 Speaker 3: I'm doing. I'm doing well. I haven't I have a 344 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 3: it's not an injury, but I'm an old man. 345 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,520 Speaker 1: Land Ah boy A little bit. 346 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,840 Speaker 2: That's right. You're in you're in prep day. 347 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in prep day for my first colonoscopeede tomorrow, 348 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 3: first ever. 349 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,239 Speaker 1: Yeah. 350 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:32,880 Speaker 2: Yeah. 351 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,880 Speaker 3: So I didn't eat anything at all yesterday and I 352 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,680 Speaker 3: haven't eat anything today, which I feel pretty good. 353 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,960 Speaker 2: You're getting ready for your close up. 354 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,000 Speaker 1: It's look, I'm like two coln oscaris away from my 355 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,440 Speaker 1: goal weight. 356 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,400 Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. 357 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,440 Speaker 2: That's that's a great way to think about it. 358 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,080 Speaker 1: No, I mean it's uh but yeah. 359 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,760 Speaker 2: Do you have any you angry yet? Are you getting 360 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 2: a litld? 361 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,120 Speaker 1: I was yesterday? I feel great today. 362 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 2: You didn't eat yesterday either? No, So we want to 363 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,200 Speaker 2: get a head start. 364 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,200 Speaker 1: You get a head start. 365 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,760 Speaker 3: I think so. My wife is brilliant, you know, and 366 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,320 Speaker 3: she's done this recently. She was like, so she did 367 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,960 Speaker 3: clear liquids for two days because then by the time 368 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,560 Speaker 3: you get today, we're recording. 369 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,160 Speaker 1: Right now, yeah, fifty minutes from now. 370 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,560 Speaker 2: So you think starving yourself for an extra day makes. 371 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,600 Speaker 3: Your wife brilliant? 372 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,680 Speaker 1: Yes, I think I have to go home. 373 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,240 Speaker 2: She was like, John, why don't you take a third 374 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,360 Speaker 2: day and lose a little bit tire? You know what 375 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,200 Speaker 2: I've heard a lot of people are taking a full 376 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 2: week and doing some sit ups. If you could do 377 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,880 Speaker 2: some crunches. 378 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,560 Speaker 1: Maybe, I don't know, take a walk. 379 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what she is. She's an evil genius, 380 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,040 Speaker 2: is what. 381 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,480 Speaker 1: She is, and go to a tanning bed. 382 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:36,880 Speaker 3: Anything. But no, So at two o'clock today I had 383 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 3: to start drinking the stuff. Right, So my afternoon's about 384 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:44,160 Speaker 3: to get real. I mean Coloska peas more like, yeah, 385 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:44,400 Speaker 3: you know. 386 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,040 Speaker 2: It's gonna be Yeah, this will be fun. It sucks, 387 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 2: but no, come on, man, Well you got to get 388 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 2: in there. You gotta get in there and see what's up. 389 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,800 Speaker 2: You gotta take care of you gotta take care of 390 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 2: your health. 391 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,880 Speaker 1: Well, I'm having an upper gi scope as well. 392 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,239 Speaker 2: Gosh, this is this is the this is the old episode. 393 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 1: It is I'm gonna see ya. They're gonna see what's 394 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,200 Speaker 1: going on. 395 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,400 Speaker 2: Old and creaky. 396 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's fine. Hey, it's fine, it's fine. Everything's 397 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,399 Speaker 3: gonna be fine. 398 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 2: You talk about him stretching your esophagus in some nonsense. 399 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,679 Speaker 2: Is it your gird or something. 400 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,960 Speaker 3: I don't know, Like you got a little I guess, Yeah, 401 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,040 Speaker 3: I got some stuff going on. 402 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,400 Speaker 2: What if they stretch your sophagus and it changes your voice. 403 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,240 Speaker 1: It's gonna be amazing, like all of a sudden, I said, But. 404 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,760 Speaker 2: If it cool, No, it wouldn't. If they stretch, it's 405 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,280 Speaker 2: gonna be higher. 406 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,920 Speaker 3: It's like your nose, except now my esophagus is gonna 407 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,760 Speaker 3: be perfectly straight. 408 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,159 Speaker 1: It's it's gonna be. 409 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:33,080 Speaker 2: Your voice gonna be gon be like the bad news 410 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:39,400 Speaker 2: is man these harmony notes. John's hitting and worship is unreal. 411 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:45,040 Speaker 1: He's a full anyway. Yeah, I'm not gonna come back 412 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:45,520 Speaker 1: a soprano. 413 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:45,920 Speaker 3: I don't think. 414 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,040 Speaker 1: I think that's the wrong thing, Johnny. That's your vocal cords. 415 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,120 Speaker 2: But well, but look it's all in there. It's all 416 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,639 Speaker 2: I'm not a doctor, Johnny. 417 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know this. 418 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,040 Speaker 2: All I know is when you have a COLONOSCA. You 419 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,160 Speaker 2: need to take at least five days and not eat. 420 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:57,879 Speaker 2: That's what I've been told. 421 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 3: You know what I was craving yesterday? It's, uh, the 422 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,240 Speaker 3: Texas Cheese steak burrito from BUCkies. 423 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,800 Speaker 2: Well, we don't even have the BUCkies near us, so that's. 424 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,960 Speaker 3: Like a bad Yeah. 425 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I travel a lot. 426 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh that's true. You're doing the volleyball trips. 427 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, have you ever had that? 428 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 2: You had me eat one, but it has peppers and 429 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,640 Speaker 2: like peppers. 430 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 3: Had you and Andrew eat this amazing thing? 431 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,160 Speaker 1: You're both like. 432 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,520 Speaker 2: Peppers make everything taste like a pepper. It's a very 433 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,840 Speaker 2: invasive species of food. 434 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:28,000 Speaker 3: I don't think you realize that the whole world eats 435 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,359 Speaker 3: peppers on their food and you're a can like that, 436 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,399 Speaker 3: you're better. Well, I'm in the world and I don't, 437 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:37,080 Speaker 3: so yeah, by proxy it's but still, I mean, when 438 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:38,320 Speaker 3: do you I understand. 439 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,280 Speaker 2: That they put peppers in a lot of things, but 440 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,480 Speaker 2: I wish they would make a Texas cheese steak burrito 441 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,080 Speaker 2: without peppers from me, and I would try it, and 442 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,320 Speaker 2: I'm sure I would like it. They had some kind 443 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:47,000 Speaker 2: of sauce too, didn't it. Yeah, I don't like sauces. 444 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,160 Speaker 2: Give me cheese, meat, and maybe some onions, some grilled 445 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,440 Speaker 2: onions I can eat, not peppers. 446 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,399 Speaker 3: You don't think an onion? 447 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 2: Doesn't that as invasive to me? Peppers just taints everything. 448 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,720 Speaker 3: I think that the millions of BUCkies customers who buy 449 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,320 Speaker 3: this burrito have proven you wrong. 450 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,560 Speaker 2: You ever get a half and half pizza, be good 451 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,960 Speaker 2: half peppers on my half. That's all I care about, 452 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,840 Speaker 2: Just good peppers on my If you go, your peppers 453 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,439 Speaker 2: are going to encroach. The flavors will meld. 454 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,320 Speaker 1: I think you're I don't know, man, your palette. I 455 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,520 Speaker 1: wouldn't call it sophisticated. No, I call it wimpy, Like 456 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,600 Speaker 1: you have a wimpy palette. 457 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,480 Speaker 2: You're right, and you're right. Yeah, you eat green peppers. 458 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,720 Speaker 2: That makes you really really sophisticated at BUCkies. That truck stop. 459 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 3: Actually, big trucks are not allowed at BUCkies. So I'm 460 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,000 Speaker 3: gonna need you to step back, sir. Car stop, car 461 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:32,959 Speaker 3: stop is what it is. 462 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. 463 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:37,919 Speaker 1: I do love BUCkies. I stuff almost every time. But hey, anyway, Johnny, 464 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:38,680 Speaker 1: I think about that time? 465 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,080 Speaker 2: Is it? 466 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,879 Speaker 3: It's my segment, A little one we called. They talked 467 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,280 Speaker 3: about that. 468 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,200 Speaker 2: See if my nose is better to sing. I'm still 469 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 2: hitting it, but you still got it, man, thank you. 470 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,119 Speaker 1: It's like riding the scooter. 471 00:19:56,240 --> 00:20:00,680 Speaker 2: Wait that Michael Jackson said his first uh nose job 472 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,879 Speaker 2: was to fix his deviated septum and to help him 473 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,879 Speaker 2: sing better. That's what he said. Yeah, and then he 474 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,520 Speaker 2: just I guess he couldn't stop. He kept a going, 475 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:18,040 Speaker 2: uh yeah, that's me. Next next stop? Who knows soprano land? 476 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 2: Are you going to ride a scooter again? That's a 477 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,720 Speaker 2: great question, because I have four of them in my 478 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,560 Speaker 2: garage and I'm either gonna have to sell them and 479 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,600 Speaker 2: be like, hey, by the way, these are cursed, or 480 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,359 Speaker 2: get back on the horse I got. I'm gonna wait 481 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 2: till my nose fully heels, because that's the other thing 482 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,040 Speaker 2: they tell you is like, don't don't take a shot 483 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,600 Speaker 2: to your nose while it's fractured, because you will totally. 484 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,480 Speaker 2: You will displace it because it's like still tenuous. Don't 485 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 2: get in a bar fight. 486 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,840 Speaker 1: Four weeks they said, So, no bar fights for you. 487 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:52,160 Speaker 2: Don't don't get mouth vy, and the Buckies'll be like 488 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:56,199 Speaker 2: like mocking them. They don't like that I took a 489 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,840 Speaker 2: steak burrito to the face. 490 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 1: That's what killed my uncle. 491 00:20:59,720 --> 00:20:59,920 Speaker 3: Yeah. 492 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,760 Speaker 2: But anyway, so that's the status of it. 493 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, well get. 494 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,199 Speaker 2: Back hey one suggestion, yeah helmet, Oh no, I'm with 495 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,680 Speaker 2: you to get back on the horse because I feel 496 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:13,080 Speaker 2: like I didn't you say that you're a counterphobic. Yes, 497 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,040 Speaker 2: so like you can't just live your life in fear 498 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,760 Speaker 2: of like a one time you had an accident on 499 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,639 Speaker 2: a thing. You gotta get right back on the horse. 500 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 2: And the horse is an electric scooter. By the way. 501 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:24,159 Speaker 2: Rob Harris, my buddy singer songwriter Rob Harris, for my 502 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,960 Speaker 2: dear friends, he gave me a little plastic scooter. He 503 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,760 Speaker 2: gave me a whole gift basket full of stuff, which 504 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,560 Speaker 2: was so nice because nobody else gave me a hair 505 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,680 Speaker 2: care package or a hair package. But within it it 506 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:39,240 Speaker 2: said every superhero has an enemy, and now we know yours. Wow, 507 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,560 Speaker 2: so this is this is his version of my supervillain. 508 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 2: So I thought we'd make him a little mess. 509 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:43,880 Speaker 1: This was like Andrew's ladder. 510 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,080 Speaker 2: It's a little scooter, old plastic scooter for those of 511 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 2: you listening. Wow, that's awesome anyway. 512 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,800 Speaker 3: Quote of the week, John, it's a quive stables today, 513 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,040 Speaker 3: of course, and I'm gonna tell you something. 514 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:52,159 Speaker 1: This. 515 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,360 Speaker 3: I just search it out because it's one of those 516 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 3: I found. I was like, this hat, please tell. 517 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,000 Speaker 1: Me this is real. I'm not made up? And I did. 518 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,280 Speaker 2: I found I see this Lewis quote that might be correct. 519 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,359 Speaker 1: There's all all kinds of yes everywhere there. 520 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 2: You know. 521 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:07,320 Speaker 3: I actually saw this one in a meme. I was like, oh, no, please, 522 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,800 Speaker 3: I think this to be true. But I found it 523 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,120 Speaker 3: and it was the reason it was hard to find 524 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 3: is it's a personal letter from C. S. Lewis to 525 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:17,000 Speaker 3: Father Peter Bide, dated April twenty ninth, nineteen fifty nine, 526 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,040 Speaker 3: so it was publishing his collection of letters. 527 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,000 Speaker 1: So it is in this legit. 528 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,920 Speaker 3: He says, we are not necessarily doubting that God will 529 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,960 Speaker 3: do the best for us. We are wondering how painful 530 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 3: the best will turn out to be. And I think 531 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:36,360 Speaker 3: he nailed. In fact, when I came through twelve Steps, 532 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:39,040 Speaker 3: the big question I came out at the end was 533 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:44,120 Speaker 3: I realize now what I'm most afraid of. I am 534 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:48,600 Speaker 3: most afraid that God will not stop me from screwing 535 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,280 Speaker 3: out my life. I'm not worried about God screwing up 536 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,639 Speaker 3: my life. I'm worried about him him giving me too 537 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:59,440 Speaker 3: much leeway. He's not intervening, he's not going to stop 538 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 3: me from doing it. And this is similar to that 539 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,520 Speaker 3: that we're not necessarily doubting that God will do the best. 540 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 3: We're wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. 541 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:10,919 Speaker 3: And that's been I mean, it's for where I am 542 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 3: in my life. It's one of those like I don't 543 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,040 Speaker 3: know if I want your best all the time, because yeah, 544 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,320 Speaker 3: the best is not I think we we equate the 545 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:28,760 Speaker 3: best from God as comfortable or how we define good right. 546 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 3: Our mutual friend Rick used to always say, you know, 547 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,480 Speaker 3: it's our definition of God's best right that's the problem, 548 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,679 Speaker 3: or our definition of what good is? 549 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,080 Speaker 2: God work things together for our good? What is our 550 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,800 Speaker 2: definition of good versus God's definition? 551 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,080 Speaker 3: For God's as a definition of good often leads to 552 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,440 Speaker 3: things that we would never in a million years choose. 553 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,880 Speaker 1: And I'm finding I don't know even this last weekend. 554 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,600 Speaker 3: The volleyball world, I don't talk about a lot, but 555 00:23:55,720 --> 00:24:00,280 Speaker 3: in college recruiting and youth sports culture. I mean, I 556 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,160 Speaker 3: think I could do a whole podcast or a series 557 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,640 Speaker 3: of books on this because I've lived a world. 558 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:08,520 Speaker 1: That's it I'm in a different I'm on a different planet. Often. 559 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,000 Speaker 3: I sent Andrew a picture of coming down the escalator 560 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,040 Speaker 3: in Atlanta this last weekend and I think there were about, 561 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,320 Speaker 3: I don't know eight thousand people gathered down trying to 562 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,520 Speaker 3: get into the convention center and this was one of 563 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,040 Speaker 3: three halls, just I mean crowds of people. 564 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,360 Speaker 1: And he was like, what is going on? 565 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:26,679 Speaker 3: You know? 566 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,760 Speaker 1: And he was like, she should take up chess, is 567 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,320 Speaker 1: what he said. 568 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:29,760 Speaker 2: Yeah. 569 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:35,359 Speaker 3: And in that world, though, the emotional stakes when it's 570 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:39,479 Speaker 3: your kid involved are seemingly so much higher than they 571 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,800 Speaker 3: should be. And my kid, you know, as ADHD and 572 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:47,160 Speaker 3: other things, you know, and there's a whole other world 573 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,800 Speaker 3: of what that really means is not usually just attention 574 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,280 Speaker 3: or hyperactivity or things like that. 575 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,040 Speaker 1: There's a lot going on. 576 00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,119 Speaker 3: Your kid's getting older and she's about to turn eighteen 577 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,439 Speaker 3: and all the things. You know, there's just there's just 578 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,000 Speaker 3: a lot of things that we've carried and walked through 579 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,320 Speaker 3: with our amazing girl, and we're doing it in this 580 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,840 Speaker 3: high pressure environment with your You're trying to just hope 581 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,640 Speaker 3: she can make it to a goal that she has, 582 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,480 Speaker 3: you know, and man, the question of whether or not 583 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:16,240 Speaker 3: we trust God. It's it's it feels like a trick 584 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,320 Speaker 3: question to me, said my whole life helping people learn 585 00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:23,880 Speaker 3: how to trust God. Right, And I find myself going 586 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,600 Speaker 3: he just said it because it's not that I don't 587 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,080 Speaker 3: trust you. Is that how how painful or what if 588 00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 3: you go a different direction? Is that God is trustworthy, 589 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,960 Speaker 3: but he's not predictable. And I think that that's the 590 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,960 Speaker 3: heart of it. Can I trust God when I when 591 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,080 Speaker 3: I don't know what He's going to do? 592 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 2: Yeah? We want, like even now more than ever, we 593 00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:43,800 Speaker 2: want a formula. Yeah, we want to plug it in 594 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,280 Speaker 2: and and we want God to be our Like I 595 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:53,080 Speaker 2: was reading our buddy Caleb Edwards blog about how God's 596 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 2: not a genie. You know, there's going to be sadness 597 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,199 Speaker 2: and lost, there's going to be all these things, and 598 00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,160 Speaker 2: that's just part of it. 599 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,879 Speaker 3: The disc That's the same thing I told said yesterday 600 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,800 Speaker 3: we're talking about. I said, look, if God always gave 601 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,879 Speaker 3: you everything you wanted, he's just a genie and or 602 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:12,560 Speaker 3: he's Santa Claus, right, But we're supposed to be obedient 603 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:13,879 Speaker 3: to him. 604 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,520 Speaker 1: He's supposed to be king and Lord, and I'm good 605 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,679 Speaker 1: with that. I want that. 606 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:24,440 Speaker 3: But also, he doesn't tell you like I was telling. 607 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,119 Speaker 3: We were actually listened to the Bible audio, an audio 608 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:32,159 Speaker 3: Bible app and it was talking about Lazarus. And I said, now, 609 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,800 Speaker 3: and she and I are having such great discussions right 610 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 3: now on this stuff, and we push pause. I said, look, 611 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,119 Speaker 3: here's the crazy part, because she said, I understand he 612 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,160 Speaker 3: said that he said Lazarus is not going to die. 613 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,560 Speaker 1: I said, let's let's listen. What do you Where did 614 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:44,960 Speaker 1: you hear that? 615 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,080 Speaker 3: And what he said was he told his disciples Lazarus 616 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,240 Speaker 3: is sick, but the sickness will not end in death. 617 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,919 Speaker 1: And then she's like, I don't understand. 618 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,280 Speaker 3: What if he died? And I said, okay, but let's 619 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 3: listen to what he really said. This is a great example, 620 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,880 Speaker 3: at least in our English translation of the miss of God. Right, 621 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,680 Speaker 3: what did Jesus really say? He said it won't end 622 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,120 Speaker 3: in death. Did the story end in death? She was like, no, 623 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,800 Speaker 3: it's right, but it had death still of course. So 624 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,639 Speaker 3: what they heard was he's not gonna die. That's what 625 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,639 Speaker 3: you heard. And that's I said, that's how God. This 626 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,679 Speaker 3: is the one I'm learning, kid, that the mystery of 627 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:22,000 Speaker 3: God is he knew the whole time, and he said 628 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,480 Speaker 3: these things, but he did not explain to them this 629 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,560 Speaker 3: is where it kills us. We want to understand, and 630 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,439 Speaker 3: he did he is not concerned always with our understanding. 631 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,159 Speaker 1: And I don't know what to do with that. Like 632 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,080 Speaker 1: I could, I get it. I'm saying it. 633 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,479 Speaker 3: It makes sense, but just like I could say I'm overweight, 634 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,520 Speaker 3: doesn't make me lose any weight or change the problem 635 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,640 Speaker 3: at all. Or I could say I have cancer, doesn't 636 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,080 Speaker 3: take the cancer away if I had it, Like there's 637 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 3: another process. So I know he doesn't give us understanding 638 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,200 Speaker 3: of everything, but man, does it hurt. 639 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,320 Speaker 1: To not have it? 640 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,600 Speaker 3: And you know, across the whole thing, there's all these mysteries. 641 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,720 Speaker 3: It says Jesus was angry when he got to the 642 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,040 Speaker 3: tomb multiple times. It says in that passage he was angry. 643 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,960 Speaker 3: Doesn't tell us what he's angry about. He asks Mary, 644 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,760 Speaker 3: do you believe he's gonna rise? And she's like, I 645 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,159 Speaker 3: do it the last day and he and then she 646 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,720 Speaker 3: was doing NLT and he. 647 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,959 Speaker 1: Says in LT it says, do you believe? 648 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,440 Speaker 3: Do you believe he will live again? 649 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,280 Speaker 1: She goes yes. At the last day. 650 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,960 Speaker 3: Well, the other versions say she goes, yes, at the 651 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,840 Speaker 3: last Day, at the resurrection, and then to me, I said, honey, 652 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 3: I think that the other versions are a little more 653 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,920 Speaker 3: pointed to what he really said is a mic drop moment. Yeah, 654 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,200 Speaker 3: I'll believe he'll rise again at the resurrection. He goes, 655 00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,720 Speaker 3: I am the resurrection like it's a real Like those 656 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,120 Speaker 3: two words need to be repeated, you know. But he's 657 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 3: all he's dropping MIC's and saying all this stuff, but 658 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,840 Speaker 3: it's not for the purpose of everybody understanding. Yeah, and 659 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,560 Speaker 3: I think that once we get that, like, hey, I 660 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,720 Speaker 3: don't get it. I don't think he's getting that. But 661 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,080 Speaker 3: that is the pathway of following Christ and trusting. Is 662 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,240 Speaker 3: I need to as it says in saw On one, 663 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 3: I need to sorry Proverbs three, I need to lean 664 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,840 Speaker 3: not in my understanding. And that's the whole hard artist things. 665 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,720 Speaker 3: Only know how to I'm a six right, I don't 666 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,120 Speaker 3: know how to not. And so that's the training of Okay, God, 667 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,160 Speaker 3: this may be painful. Can I still trust you and. 668 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,600 Speaker 1: That you give me so many good things? Can I 669 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,400 Speaker 1: see them? 670 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,360 Speaker 3: Can I see that your ways are better even if 671 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,760 Speaker 3: they hurt and if I didn't understand them? So yeah, 672 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,680 Speaker 3: I mean I don't know if God knocked you off 673 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 3: your scooter, Johnny, you know what I'm saying. 674 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,840 Speaker 1: But he knew that was gonna happen, and he allowed 675 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,360 Speaker 1: that to happen. 676 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,200 Speaker 3: And then he also preserved your life because you really 677 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,200 Speaker 3: could have died and all the things, and if you 678 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,080 Speaker 3: would have died, God would still be good. Right that 679 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,480 Speaker 3: you get into all these things and someone else fell 680 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,200 Speaker 3: off of something and died. You know, we just had 681 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,680 Speaker 3: a funeral here for it. It's awful, you know, And 682 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,680 Speaker 3: you go, I'm not gonna get understanding right and all 683 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,120 Speaker 3: this can I still see the good trust in God 684 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,600 Speaker 3: and know that the story he's writing will be redeemed 685 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,480 Speaker 3: fully in a way that nothing, none of this will 686 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,160 Speaker 3: be wasted in the end. So anyway, Yeah, Clive Stables. 687 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 2: Good stuff. C. S. Lewis, He's gonna make it. 688 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,600 Speaker 3: That guy keep writing, bro, Yeah, he's going to be good. 689 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,360 Speaker 2: I have a good feeling about that guy. John. Let's 690 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,280 Speaker 2: do my segments. Let's start with old jokes. Call it 691 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:08,640 Speaker 2: joke about that. Oh great, John. Now I've lost the 692 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 2: packaging for my anti stress medication. I don't know how 693 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:17,240 Speaker 2: much more of this I can take. Figured I like 694 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,080 Speaker 2: that the guy crashes his car. When the police show up, 695 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,040 Speaker 2: he claims the woman he hit was at fault. She 696 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,240 Speaker 2: was on her phone, he yells, and to make matters worse, 697 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,160 Speaker 2: she was drinking glass of wine at the time. Can 698 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,840 Speaker 2: you believe it? And the cop says, sir, she can 699 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:32,800 Speaker 2: do whatever she wants in her own living room. John, 700 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,200 Speaker 2: a sad lady fervently praying before the saint's statue in 701 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,480 Speaker 2: the church. A priest sees it. Master, what happened? Oh, 702 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 2: please pray for my husband, Holy Father. She says, he 703 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,040 Speaker 2: got stung by a bee in the forehead. He's in 704 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,040 Speaker 2: the hospital now. His face is all swollen and bruised. 705 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,719 Speaker 2: He almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit 706 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 2: the bee with a shovel. John, let's do let's do 707 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,040 Speaker 2: this week in history. We call it talk about then 708 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,520 Speaker 2: with a shoveled hunt. See that's where the bruises go. 709 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,800 Speaker 2: That's where it really came from. Yeah, John, this week 710 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,840 Speaker 2: is Cinco de Mayo. Do you know what Cinco de 711 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,880 Speaker 2: Mayo is all about? Could you give me some like 712 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:12,520 Speaker 2: a region. 713 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,360 Speaker 3: Just took a Mexican history class, and I'm not sure 714 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,280 Speaker 3: that I. 715 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:21,480 Speaker 2: Remember it commemorates May fifth, eighteen sixty two, when a 716 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:25,040 Speaker 2: fledgling Mexican army defeated a much larger and better equipped 717 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,960 Speaker 2: French forces. The French, looking to set up a French 718 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,480 Speaker 2: empire in Mexico, did not know this had invaded with 719 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,120 Speaker 2: eight thousand troops. On May fifth, eighteen sixty two, the 720 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,240 Speaker 2: much smaller Mexican army of four thousand troops that's half 721 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,720 Speaker 2: defeated the French near Pueblo, providing a large morale boost 722 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,400 Speaker 2: for the Mexican population. However, a year later, the French, 723 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,840 Speaker 2: with now thirty thousand troops, were able to defeat the 724 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:53,120 Speaker 2: Mexican army and installed Emperor Maximilian One as ruler of Mexico. 725 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,360 Speaker 2: This victory, too, was short lived, though after the American 726 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,280 Speaker 2: Civil War end did the US was able to provide 727 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,040 Speaker 2: support to Mexico and help ex spell the French. In 728 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,000 Speaker 2: the US. Sinkle to Mayo has become a time to 729 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,920 Speaker 2: celebrate Mexican American culture. 730 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,040 Speaker 3: There you go. 731 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,560 Speaker 2: So I did not know all that. Yes, today, as 732 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,440 Speaker 2: we record. 733 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,760 Speaker 3: I'm cool and I was to be prepping on Sinkle 734 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,760 Speaker 3: to Mayo. I just now put that together. Yeah, man, 735 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 3: No wonder they had that opening, No other idiots. Only 736 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,840 Speaker 3: clear margarita is today for you. My friend could be 737 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,640 Speaker 3: wearing a sombrero tonight at a restaurant. 738 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,240 Speaker 2: This one will hurt, especially as you prep and can't 739 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:30,760 Speaker 2: eat today. Nineteen sixty eight marks the introduction of the 740 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,800 Speaker 2: Big Mac hamburger at McDonald's. John, Are you a Big 741 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,600 Speaker 2: Mac guy? I'm not, okay, but I did know that. 742 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,240 Speaker 2: It's it followed the Whopper it made. It's because of 743 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 2: the food built America. I'll watch documentaries. Yeah, I know 744 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:48,520 Speaker 2: about stuff. 745 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,680 Speaker 1: It's a dead on impression of me. 746 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,479 Speaker 2: It made its nationwide debut John with its two all 747 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,160 Speaker 2: beef patty special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a 748 00:32:55,200 --> 00:33:00,000 Speaker 2: sesame seed bun. It was created by Pittsburgh McDonald's franchise 749 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,040 Speaker 2: Z the previous year, so they had freedom to kind 750 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,120 Speaker 2: of create their own little Yeah. 751 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,040 Speaker 3: Back then they would do that. That's how the Fleo 752 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 3: Fish came as well. Would Yeah, they would make something 753 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,960 Speaker 3: regionally and then the big wigs would come and decide 754 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:11,960 Speaker 3: if it should go national. 755 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,120 Speaker 2: I like it. Yeah, that's me. More of that, don't 756 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,800 Speaker 2: you think? Yeah, more freedom like that. 757 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,360 Speaker 3: My issue with the Big Mac extra bread it's the 758 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,440 Speaker 3: big piece of bread in the middle. 759 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,840 Speaker 2: So people love that that extra because it soaks up 760 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,080 Speaker 2: the well it does cheap it formed well. I will 761 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,600 Speaker 2: say that it is a lot of bread. But and 762 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,360 Speaker 2: I like bread, I don't like that. What's funny is 763 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,000 Speaker 2: I like thousand island on a salad. I do not 764 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,320 Speaker 2: like a thousand island on a hamburger. You know, I 765 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,960 Speaker 2: will say this, what the special sauce is, basically right. 766 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,920 Speaker 3: I haven't eaten it. Yeah, I agree, I haven't eaten 767 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,560 Speaker 3: a big mac in years, but I will say this, 768 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,440 Speaker 3: I think I've enjoyed them when. 769 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,959 Speaker 1: I have, even I've never been like, you know what 770 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,520 Speaker 1: that was grown. 771 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,920 Speaker 2: There's a guy who's famous for eating a big mac 772 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,200 Speaker 2: every day for his whole life, basically his whole adult life. 773 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,960 Speaker 2: Because I think he made the list one day. He's 774 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,360 Speaker 2: like famous. He's you know that. He calls himself big 775 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,440 Speaker 2: Mac Jack or something. I don't know what he is, 776 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,000 Speaker 2: but he eats a big mac and he's like a 777 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,880 Speaker 2: healthy guy. He's not like you would think this guy 778 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,600 Speaker 2: is going to be four hundred pounds. He's just like 779 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,560 Speaker 2: a skinny yacht. But he eats a big mac every days. 780 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,400 Speaker 2: I think he's still around. I haven't. I don't want 781 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,480 Speaker 2: to look because I'm afraid to look. 782 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,040 Speaker 3: I think whenever we're both recovered, we should go have 783 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:16,520 Speaker 3: a big mac. 784 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,440 Speaker 2: Let's go a big mac together and see and we'll 785 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,799 Speaker 2: see if what's the big? What's the big? 786 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,200 Speaker 3: You know there's a new bigger burger that they've made, 787 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 3: okay at McDonald a quarter pounder, no cheese. They've made 788 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,759 Speaker 3: a new burger that's supposed to be bigger than the 789 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,959 Speaker 3: big Mac. Oh boy, I can't remember what it's called. 790 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,319 Speaker 2: Uh, did you know that it originally You know this 791 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,560 Speaker 2: because you watched The Food Building America. Yeah, it originally 792 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,359 Speaker 2: met by the name do you know the original names? No, 793 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,359 Speaker 2: the Aristocrat, which that's destined to fail. Yeah, I mean 794 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,919 Speaker 2: nobody wants like you're at McDonald's first of all. Yeah, 795 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,160 Speaker 2: I think they're trying to say, like this is an 796 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,759 Speaker 2: upper crusty burger, like that's gonna make you feel like 797 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,319 Speaker 2: fancy to eat it, But nobody wants that right here. 798 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,680 Speaker 2: It makes you feel like you're a you're a blue 799 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,759 Speaker 2: blood because you're the other one was and this is 800 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,799 Speaker 2: I'm surprised this didn't take off, the blue ribbon burger 801 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,400 Speaker 2: Blue rim burger. I could see happening. It's not very 802 00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,680 Speaker 2: blue ribbon burger. 803 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,400 Speaker 3: Yeah. And they loved the blue ribbons back then, like 804 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,399 Speaker 3: the blue ribbon papst Yeah, like that was a big 805 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,120 Speaker 3: thing right there. You want a blue ribbon at the 806 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,480 Speaker 3: roots Fair or the fair? 807 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,200 Speaker 2: What? Those both did poorly in the marketplace under those names, 808 00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,439 Speaker 2: and so they settled on the name Big Mac. 809 00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:15,319 Speaker 3: Interesting. 810 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,000 Speaker 2: John Stetson was born this week, eighteen thirty. Do you 811 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:20,920 Speaker 2: know what he's famous for? 812 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:21,440 Speaker 3: Tats? 813 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,359 Speaker 2: He was an American hat maker. He founded his hat 814 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,120 Speaker 2: company in eighteen sixty five. Stetson learned the hat making 815 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,160 Speaker 2: trade from his father in Philadelphia. After he was diagnosed 816 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,239 Speaker 2: with tuberculosis and given only a short time to live, 817 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,400 Speaker 2: he moved to the American West to use his remaining 818 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,760 Speaker 2: days exploring the wild frontier. This is kind of a yeah, 819 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,440 Speaker 2: you know, he's kind of out there trying to be like, 820 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,480 Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna make the most of it. 821 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,239 Speaker 2: He was dismayed by the flea infested coonskin caps worn 822 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,240 Speaker 2: by many of the gold seekers, So in eighteen sixty 823 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:51,000 Speaker 2: five he created his quote Boss of the Plans hat. 824 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,120 Speaker 2: It was made of durable, waterproof felt and the wide 825 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,000 Speaker 2: brim provided protection from the hot sun. The hat was 826 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,520 Speaker 2: an instant success and was worn by such notables Buffalo 827 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,920 Speaker 2: Bill Calamity, Jane Will Rogers, Annie Oakley, Tom Mix, and 828 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,160 Speaker 2: the Lone Ranger, and Stetson's line of hats became known 829 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,319 Speaker 2: as the de facto cowboy hat. 830 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 1: Wait did he recover? 831 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 2: Though it does not say. 832 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,200 Speaker 1: That seems important? 833 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,719 Speaker 2: I mean he had tuberculosis, so and it was the 834 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,719 Speaker 2: eighteen hundred. 835 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,800 Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm gonna say, but maybe being out. 836 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,759 Speaker 2: We mean out west? He Yeah, all that dust in 837 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,000 Speaker 2: your lungs, that's gonna help. 838 00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,040 Speaker 1: It worked for Doc Holliday. Oh wait, yeah, uh. 839 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,760 Speaker 2: You let me. I put this on here because I wondered, 840 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,439 Speaker 2: have you ever you're from Nashville, have you ever found 841 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,600 Speaker 2: yourself in a cowboy hat trying to pull it off? 842 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,960 Speaker 2: Like be like that guy? 843 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,239 Speaker 3: I think in high school there, you know, everyone has 844 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,799 Speaker 3: a little country music phase. Yeah, I might. 845 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,759 Speaker 2: Did you have the big belt buckle? No? 846 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,200 Speaker 1: I had lots of friends who did. 847 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:46,760 Speaker 2: Yeah. 848 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,359 Speaker 1: I might have worn some boots a few times. 849 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:49,680 Speaker 3: On the jeans. 850 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,239 Speaker 2: Boots hurt if you If you're not, they're not comfortable. Though. 851 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,640 Speaker 2: You got to get you got to break those in. 852 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,080 Speaker 3: Yeah. 853 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,160 Speaker 1: Now it was a little kid. Yeah, i'd play cowboys 854 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,279 Speaker 1: and Indians and stuff, but. 855 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,719 Speaker 2: And wear a cowboy hat. Yeah, did you have a 856 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,000 Speaker 2: little little cheesy one. Oh yeah, but it wasn't a 857 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,319 Speaker 2: stats and it wasn't a true stetson. There's probably these hats. Man, 858 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,239 Speaker 2: when these people get on these planes to head to 859 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,640 Speaker 2: Nashville or head from Nashville. When we're leaving and they 860 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,960 Speaker 2: get all on trips, they have them stacked on their 861 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,080 Speaker 2: head two three deep. So they look ridiculous because there's 862 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,280 Speaker 2: nowhere to put these hats to keep them from getting crumpled. 863 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,920 Speaker 2: So they're wearing like a hat stacked a suit Doctor 864 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:24,600 Speaker 2: Seuss character. 865 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, you see it a lot. Yeah, uh, there's more. 866 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,799 Speaker 3: Listen, anyone wearing, in general a cowboy hat in Nashville 867 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,000 Speaker 3: is not from here, right. 868 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:34,560 Speaker 1: In general? 869 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,839 Speaker 3: In general, there's a couple. I'm sure there's people. But yeah, 870 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:42,360 Speaker 3: unless you like run, you're wearing it. Hey, power to you, 871 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,040 Speaker 3: you need it. But I watched Taylor Sheridan shows. I 872 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:45,719 Speaker 3: get it's rough. 873 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:51,200 Speaker 2: We all see it. John. Finally, this week nineteen fifty four, 874 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,920 Speaker 2: British runner Roger Banister became the first person to. 875 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,760 Speaker 3: What run a four minute mile. 876 00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,560 Speaker 2: Or a minute mile, completing the run and in three 877 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,120 Speaker 2: minutes fifty nine point four seconds, according to his book 878 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,200 Speaker 2: The four Minute Mile. 879 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,440 Speaker 1: Which that's appropriatelyvan. 880 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:12,040 Speaker 2: His training consisted primarily of thirty minute runs with hard 881 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,959 Speaker 2: intervals three to four times a week, so he would 882 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,360 Speaker 2: increase the speed in the middle. I guess when you 883 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,040 Speaker 2: do those high intensity intervals. And he worked and saying, 884 00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,439 Speaker 2: what's funny is the people who trained with him, once 885 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,800 Speaker 2: they saw him do it, they did it like shortly thereafter. 886 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,719 Speaker 2: So it's almost like there is something to that. Do 887 00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,040 Speaker 2: you think that's what's going on or do you think 888 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,560 Speaker 2: it's all drugs with all these records being broken since. 889 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,600 Speaker 3: No, I think I think you do. 890 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,680 Speaker 2: You think it's like human achievement just needs to go 891 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,080 Speaker 2: once you see it's possible. 892 00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:36,920 Speaker 3: So said, he had a private lesson last night. This 893 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,680 Speaker 3: is a great example, and she actually ran a four 894 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:44,120 Speaker 3: minute mile. I couldn't belave it. In volleyball, they so 895 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,160 Speaker 3: we hadn't measured her vertical in a while. Yeah, and 896 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,279 Speaker 3: this guy was working with her and she measured three 897 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,879 Speaker 3: inches higher than the last measure. 898 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,720 Speaker 1: Is huge, huge, four that's huge. 899 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,279 Speaker 3: And but he went over and looked, because you know, 900 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,640 Speaker 3: he's shooting video and you can measure up and down 901 00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:02,680 Speaker 3: the net. She was actually in drills and he went 902 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,680 Speaker 3: and measured the net she'd been hitting really well, and 903 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,360 Speaker 3: I was like, oh my gosh, this is at the 904 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,799 Speaker 3: men's level that had it up in the gym. Wow, 905 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,799 Speaker 3: it was three inches higher than it was supposed to be. 906 00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:12,879 Speaker 3: So he's like, okay, and he told this whole story. 907 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,319 Speaker 3: He's like, I want to lower this now, but I 908 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,520 Speaker 3: need you to keep jumping like it was already high. 909 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,759 Speaker 3: He's like, that's hard for people. When you lower it 910 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,120 Speaker 3: back down. Now you will lower What are your expectations, 911 00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:22,560 Speaker 3: expectations as supposed to wear it? 912 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:22,960 Speaker 1: What's high? 913 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,840 Speaker 2: Yes, there's a sermon, then that's gonna be. 914 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,120 Speaker 3: I got it all on film. 915 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,160 Speaker 2: I'm giving you can find the scriptures to prop up 916 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,160 Speaker 2: whatever you want to say that story, and that's how 917 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:32,560 Speaker 2: you do it. 918 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,240 Speaker 3: Proof texts the mess out of that. 919 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,600 Speaker 2: That's something else. That's good stuff, Go Sadie. 920 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. 921 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,080 Speaker 2: She didgree she's jumping out of the building over here, 922 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:45,439 Speaker 2: so she's leaping tall buildings in a single bound. Well, 923 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,120 Speaker 2: I'm uh, I'm about two weeks away from getting back 924 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,360 Speaker 2: on scooter. John, You're gonna do that little film that 925 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,239 Speaker 2: I'll and then people be like, what are you doing, 926 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:53,760 Speaker 2: you idiot? 927 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,600 Speaker 1: But the next leg of the tour is called the 928 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,359 Speaker 1: Redemption Tour. 929 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,080 Speaker 2: I think it is. I think it's idiot. Right back 930 00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,799 Speaker 2: on the right, back on the horse. 931 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,280 Speaker 1: He joke's gonna be written from this probably. 932 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,479 Speaker 2: I mean, I've got a i got a song idea 933 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,400 Speaker 2: or two, and I've got a few little yeah, I 934 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,560 Speaker 2: got a little yeah. We'll see. I mean, it's just 935 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,360 Speaker 2: the things like this is what my buddy Mark Lowry, 936 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,200 Speaker 2: who has become a new friend. He one of his 937 00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,839 Speaker 2: most famous bits is from a accident that he had 938 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,000 Speaker 2: on a It was a motor scooter, like a real 939 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,680 Speaker 2: Maxi scoot, like one hundred mile an hour guy, and 940 00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,400 Speaker 2: he was in an intersection and laid it down. I 941 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,080 Speaker 2: can't remember what happens to may cut him off or 942 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,520 Speaker 2: he didn't see what was happening, and he broke his 943 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,480 Speaker 2: leg so severely, and then they took him away in 944 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,560 Speaker 2: an ambulance. And he has a twenty minute bit about it. Oh, 945 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,399 Speaker 2: he tells, and it is so funny, but he goes, 946 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,359 Speaker 2: it's the worst day of your life. But you know, 947 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,880 Speaker 2: as it's happening, this is going to be twenty minutes. Yeah, 948 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,279 Speaker 2: you know, so I said, well your lips to god there. 949 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,839 Speaker 2: I hope that happens. Yeah, but his was way worse. 950 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:55,600 Speaker 2: He has like cadaver ligaments, wow, in his leg to 951 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,440 Speaker 2: save the leg they had to put like cadaver. So 952 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,279 Speaker 2: he always talks about like during the rap, should the 953 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,399 Speaker 2: dead and cross rise first? He has his legs going up, 954 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,799 Speaker 2: the leg going up ahead of him. 955 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:06,280 Speaker 3: That's funny. 956 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty good. 957 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:07,439 Speaker 3: That's good. 958 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,480 Speaker 2: Mark Lowery dot com. 959 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:10,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's a buddy. 960 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, God, you should check out Johnny W. Dot com 961 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,879 Speaker 3: i EW dot com for all man. 962 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,440 Speaker 2: He's back on to our we're back out and we're 963 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,719 Speaker 2: going to reschedule those dates that I missed, and uh, 964 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,239 Speaker 2: there's a bunch of dates that we already had that 965 00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,600 Speaker 2: we're keeping and we can't wait. And please get those 966 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,720 Speaker 2: tickets JOHNNYW. Dot com because I got er bills, y'all. 967 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,839 Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. 968 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,799 Speaker 2: Keep your balance out there, kids, Yes, that's If your 969 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,680 Speaker 2: hat blows off, you can always get another hat, right, 970 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,560 Speaker 2: if it's a stetson even Yeah, it don't matter. It's 971 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,719 Speaker 2: not worth crashing. Nope, yeah, no. 972 00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:44,040 Speaker 3: Note and sometimes a broken nose may straighten everything out, and. 973 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,879 Speaker 2: A crooked nose makes the world right. 974 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,000 Speaker 1: Crooked esophagus could anyway. 975 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,600 Speaker 3: I should also check out our past episodes at our websites. 976 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,000 Speaker 2: Talk about that podcast dot com. 977 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you wanted to send us a message, 978 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:58,399 Speaker 3: you could send it to. 979 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,160 Speaker 2: Hello, I talk about the podcast dot com. 980 00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,319 Speaker 3: Yeah. We appreciate all the guys who reach out and 981 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,640 Speaker 3: send this message. Always means a lot to us. And uh, 982 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,640 Speaker 3: I mean, what a journey, Johnny, that we've been on. 983 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,840 Speaker 2: We're back, and uh, it's good to be back. And 984 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,520 Speaker 2: thanks for You're such a good friend, and thanks for 985 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,560 Speaker 2: thanks for holding down the fort while I was gone. 986 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,839 Speaker 2: But I'm I'm back, so I'll be driving the bus 987 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,279 Speaker 2: from here. 988 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,640 Speaker 3: So I don't need you to step back now, Calm down. 989 00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:21,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been doing y'all. 990 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,359 Speaker 3: Hey man, I'm really grateful that you're that you're doing 991 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,399 Speaker 3: to leave you a lot of time. 992 00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,279 Speaker 1: All right, guys, thanks for timing you games. This week 993 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,360 Speaker 1: was do it again next week here on talking about 994 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:29,480 Speaker 1: that