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Speaker 1: Life audio.

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Speaker 2: Today, I talk about that John avoids flying bread and

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Speaker 2: questions whether the apostle Paul was easy to get along

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Speaker 2: with me, and while I pondered my comedy origin story

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Speaker 2: and tell you the tale of the unfamous third man

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Speaker 2: to walk on the moon, tell us a conversation about coincidence, providence,

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Speaker 2: and all the things we thought we wanted but are

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Speaker 1: What's up out there? I'm John with Johnny to talk

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Speaker 1: about that. We're back.

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Speaker 2: Sorry about missing last week. I was your fault. It

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Speaker 2: was on both of us. Well, I mean I was gonna,

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Speaker 2: but you were like, you know, you went to pretty

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Speaker 2: haggard though of you want to take the time Gulf Shores.

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Speaker 3: It felt to me like exactly what you're doing now,

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Speaker 3: and that is you didn't want to do it because

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Speaker 3: you were busy, but you're gonna let me take the

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Speaker 3: fall for it.

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Speaker 1: And guys, I think Johnny and I we came to

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Speaker 1: the show to tell they let you know that there

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Speaker 1: is a great rift between.

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Speaker 2: Us, A mighty chasm, a great chasm.

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Speaker 3: You know, I told some another day. You know what

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Speaker 3: bugs me the most about the New Testament?

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into it. What really really gets me?

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Speaker 2: And to this day it's a small font because you're

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Speaker 2: so old.

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Speaker 1: These red letters randomly.

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Speaker 2: No, it bugs me that Paul couldn't get along with

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Speaker 2: the Son of Encouragement like that, that their disagreement was.

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Speaker 2: So what does it say sharp that they no longer

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Speaker 2: I mean, the Son of Encouragement. That's how I feel like.

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Speaker 3: Like again in this relationship, I feel like I would

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Speaker 3: be the Barnabash and you would be the Paul. I mean,

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Speaker 3: you have the famous one. No one ever knows who

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Speaker 3: I am. You know all those things, And I wonder

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Speaker 3: when the Paul Barnos moment's coming.

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Speaker 1: When you're gonna be like, I just I can't do

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Speaker 1: it anymore and you're done.

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Speaker 2: John's got a new chunk in his hour. Just was

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Speaker 2: out with John Christ and he's got a new chunk,

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Speaker 2: talking about like we need to start spicing up these

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Speaker 2: Bible stories with different titles. And he was like, because

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Speaker 2: I read him now with fresh eyes, and he was

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Speaker 2: talking about Joseph and the brothers, and he was like,

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Speaker 2: the brothers all pulled in. Joseph's like, this is my

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Speaker 2: most favorite son, and all the brothers are like really,

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Speaker 2: he was like, and the brothers hatred grew towards Joseph.

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Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I'm starting to side with the brothers.

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Speaker 2: He's like yeah. He goes to get the fancy codes

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Speaker 2: like how many sons you got twelve? How many coats won?

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Speaker 2: Like that is this whole thing. So it's just a

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Speaker 2: funny like yeah, but yeah, the son of encouragement man,

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Speaker 2: Come on, how could you not? Paul?

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Let's get.

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Speaker 2: Paul in here.

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Speaker 3: Come on, Paul, come on, we got Paul and Barnabus

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Speaker 3: right here behind the door.

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Speaker 2: I call him sauld or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Oh he hates.

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Speaker 2: He hates when you call him out.

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, you were out on the road.

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Speaker 2: I was. I did the show with Nate in my hometown,

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Speaker 2: which is huge.

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Speaker 3: You got to do Thompson Bowling Arena, guys, guys, Johnny

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Speaker 3: did Thomas and Bowling is one.

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Speaker 2: Of the more lamely named arenas, although it's called Thoms

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Speaker 2: Bowling Arena at Food City Center Now, which is way

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Speaker 2: too long because they had the corporate buyout like every

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Speaker 2: arena does. But even when it was just Thompson Bowling Arena,

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Speaker 2: it sounds like a bowling alley because it's the l

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Speaker 2: I G. But when you go I did Thomson Bowling Arena, they.

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Speaker 1: Go, oh you bowl? Are you a professional bowler?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no such thing as a bowling arena.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't make any sense. If it's an arena, you're

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Speaker 2: probably not bowling. There's a bowling alley. Yeah, if it

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Speaker 2: was Thompson Bowling Alley, I would understand Thomson Bowling. I

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Speaker 2: think I could definitely headline that. I think we just

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Speaker 2: created our new business. But as it stands, I was opening.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, Nate did our childhood one of our childhood haunts,

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Speaker 2: and we've meant to many mini games there. You probably

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Speaker 2: more than me. You were an alum. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 2: grew up in Knoxville, So this was like a dream

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Speaker 2: and it was canceled because of the ice storm in January.

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Speaker 2: And then I was like bummed out because I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: then he was like, I'll put you on the makeup

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Speaker 2: date I go what so just yeah, that's how cool

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Speaker 2: Nate is. He knew what it meant to me, and

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Speaker 2: then he let me go last. He let me go

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Speaker 2: right before not last, but right before him. Last of

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Speaker 2: the openers have be wirrid. If you let me go,

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Speaker 2: you know what, Let's bring up Johnny. Now that's been

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Speaker 2: the And if you liked me, you may like this guy,

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Speaker 2: but probably not. Oh yeah, yeah, but he brought me up.

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Speaker 2: And then, uh, it was really really fun. I was

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Speaker 2: nervous more than I thought I would be. Uh. I've

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Speaker 2: done a bunch of arenas now is Nate, but this one,

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Speaker 2: you know, you just feel a different And plus I

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Speaker 2: had a lot of family and friends there. Yeah, although

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Speaker 2: someone was conspicuously absent.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right before we started recording, Johnny told this whole

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Speaker 3: story about somebody having this big moment in life and

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Speaker 3: all their marriage was that their parents weren't there.

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Speaker 1: And it was like, that's how I felt about you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I looked at there's an empty seat. I just

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was It's not that I was busy, It's

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Speaker 3: just that I don't support you, and I think the

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Speaker 2: Excited, I think volleyball's become an idol. I don't want

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Speaker 1: Let me something, but it is an expensive idol.

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Speaker 3: I am assuming idols in the Old Testament made of

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Speaker 3: gold and stuff are pretty expensive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if it tracks, it's.

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Speaker 2: Like you're holding like it looks like your tom Cruise.

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Speaker 2: You're on castaway and you fashioned this person out of

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Speaker 2: a volleyball, but instead you're holding it. Going retirement, you're

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Speaker 2: holding it. It's basically your retirement that you've spent on volleyball. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's okay. It's you're not gonna you're not gonna need

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Speaker 2: you retire. No, I think you're one of those like

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Speaker 3: I think I think you're Yeah, the deal is the

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Speaker 2: Clean break, maybe maybe even Laura get a Harley. Hey,

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Speaker 2: go out, glorious. That's right right off a mountain. No,

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Speaker 2: I yes, we were.

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Speaker 3: It was a tournament in Folly, Alabama, which is just

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Speaker 2: It's close enough that you're based on in Golf Shores, right,

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Speaker 2: What did you do that? Did you go do the

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Speaker 2: Lambert Lamberts throwed roles. Did you ever taken over there?

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Speaker 1: But the place we play is on the same street.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but you've never been you when I say it

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Speaker 2: needs to experience being having a role.

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Speaker 1: Just understand we try to go to one.

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Speaker 2: Understand that your schedule is so busy. She's volleyball from

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Speaker 3: If we could go get some sunshine because you're near

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Speaker 3: the beach, I'd rather do that than hey, throw a

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Speaker 3: roll in my head.

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Speaker 1: I can do that at home and do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Laura throws rolls in the house.

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Speaker 1: I mean the throwed roll thing.

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Speaker 2: First of all, it's thrown.

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Speaker 1: No, no that they call it throwed.

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Speaker 2: I know, but I'm just saying, like it's.

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Speaker 1: It's I'm saying how they say you don't get hate.

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Speaker 2: I know they call a throwed roll, but I want

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Speaker 2: to make sure that the people are listening at home

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Speaker 2: now that we know it, we know it's thrown.

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Speaker 1: Why do they call the throat?

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Speaker 2: Don't know.

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Speaker 1: That had thrown? And they were like, we have to change.

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Speaker 2: It almost sounds like a roll that belongs on a throne,

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Speaker 2: like it's but it's spelled on the phone.

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Speaker 1: My daughter would know. She was really good at those.

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Speaker 2: You should know, John, you're an English major. You're goof

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Speaker 2: not an English major. Never was your history may english miner.

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Speaker 1: Never did anything in English, barely speak it. Yeah, English

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Speaker 1: was always homophone. There's no way to know. I don't

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Speaker 2: Right sounds alike.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, you would think because it's a phone.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, thrown sounds like these rolls belong on.

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Speaker 1: A thro rolls And if you don't catch it, do

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Speaker 1: you still eat it?

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Speaker 2: That depends. They waste a lot of roles, I'll be

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Speaker 2: honest with you, because a lot of people can't catch it.

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Speaker 2: And of course Curry had to duck because it's like

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Speaker 2: throwing a bomb and her she's gluten tall. Yeah, it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a terrorist attack.

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Speaker 1: It's a a death dough.

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Speaker 2: That's what you came up with. We'll cut We'll cut.

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Speaker 1: That a second. A death dough.

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Speaker 2: Get out of here.

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Speaker 3: Where is the the lead button on this?

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Speaker 1: No, we did not do that.

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Speaker 2: But she went to the beach.

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Speaker 1: Some got it. So in the beach a little bit.

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Speaker 1: And here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: My wife, who's listening, my lovely wife, like you know,

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Speaker 3: the the weather report was bad going in.

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Speaker 2: No, you told me, Wow, we spend all this money

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Speaker 2: and we're going in a few days early and it's

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Speaker 2: going to be real bad. And I was like, you're

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Speaker 2: already bumming me up.

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Speaker 1: But that's not what I told her. You didn't tell

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Speaker 1: your wife this is no, or Sadie no, because because.

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Speaker 2: You have to be somebody's got to be the positive one.

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Speaker 1: Well, and that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: You can't have a whole family of negatives.

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Speaker 3: If you find me as the positive one, we've gone

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Speaker 3: it's over. Yeah, everyone's gone pretty dark. When I know on,

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Speaker 3: I'm pulling you up.

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Speaker 1: But if you want to.

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Speaker 3: Nothing in this world, I think disappoints my wife more.

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Speaker 3: Then we finally get to go to the beach and

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Speaker 3: it's raining or whatever. But the thing is at the beach,

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Speaker 3: it rarely rains the whole time unless it's a hurricane.

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Speaker 3: But the weather report was dismal across the whole southeastern

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Speaker 3: United States. We had that huge like ten days of rain,

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Speaker 3: you know. And she was like she was looking every

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Speaker 3: day a week out, it's like hey. And then and

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Speaker 3: I started noticing it would say sunshine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like look, it's gonna be fine, and and so

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Speaker 2: I would just like to say, with humid and gentleness

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Speaker 2: right that I was one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Percent right and she was wrong. We had a good

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Speaker 1: son every day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it it could have gone she could have

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Speaker 2: been right, but it just worked out. You got luck

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Speaker 3: But out of the last ten beats trips that we've

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Speaker 2: They loved it?

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Speaker 1: You'll never get them back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just tearing out photo. Yeah it's weird. Uh

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Speaker 2: But anyway, John, you know it's time for I think

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I say, I'm completely kidding about your marriage.

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Speaker 3: I don't do the people are mean to each other

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Speaker 1: So I think you have one of the best marriages everybody.

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Speaker 2: I've got a statement I would like to read.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I would I would hurt you? Would

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Speaker 3: So I know she puts up with all that stuff

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Speaker 3: They talked about that, You're gonna like this one today

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Speaker 3: because I don't have.

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Speaker 1: To worry about who said it or whether I got the.

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Speaker 2: Name right from you five staples.

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Speaker 1: It's actually unknown. Oh it's anonymous.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna end up being a monster once we figure

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Speaker 2: Ain't off. Yeah, not great.

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Speaker 2: There are people who, like, I think we're in a

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Speaker 1: I think that all things. I think there's a difference

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Speaker 3: Know where he decides what to do which one, Like,

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Speaker 2: Go do it. And I was nervous, but I thought,

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Speaker 2: me and John write these dumb, silly songs for the

441
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Speaker 2: youth group. We'll just do a song, and you were sick.

442
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,840
Speaker 2: And that's why I decided to write jokes. I'll roast

443
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Speaker 2: these colleges. And I had Jeffrey make slides of like

444
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:14,200
Speaker 2: different mascots and stuff, and so two things. One if

445
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Speaker 2: you hadn't been sick, I never would have tried it,

446
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,600
Speaker 2: And two if it hadn't gone well, I never would

447
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,879
Speaker 2: have tried it again. So like a lot had to

448
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Speaker 2: go right. But it's not a cool that's that's not

449
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,639
Speaker 2: cool to me. That's not a coincidence. That was a

450
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Speaker 2: God thing. And I'd look at it as like you know,

451
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Speaker 2: the day you're born and the day you find out why,

452
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Speaker 2: there really is those moments for me as a creator.

453
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Speaker 2: But it's like, I, yeah, you have to make a

454
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Speaker 2: million decisions to keep going, and then there's rough times

455
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Speaker 2: and there's a lot of no's. But like in the beginning,

456
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Speaker 2: I think God knew, like he's going to have to

457
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Speaker 2: win at this or he won't have the guts to

458
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Speaker 2: keep trying, Like I bombed after that a lot of times,

459
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Speaker 2: But he knew enough to be like, this needs to

460
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,200
Speaker 2: be a really tailor made situation where he'll do good

461
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,720
Speaker 2: and he'll get encouragement and he'll get bookings from it.

462
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Speaker 2: I got bookings from it. Colleges were like, you got

463
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Speaker 2: to come do that at my school. I was like, well,

464
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Speaker 2: it doesn't fit at your school, but I'll write some stuff,

465
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 2: and then I really started writing things. But yeah, it's

466
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,000
Speaker 2: like a lot of that had to It's such a

467
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Speaker 2: sliding door of like what if I hadn't done this,

468
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,439
Speaker 2: or what if I had just made it? What if

469
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,760
Speaker 2: I had chickened out? Yeah, well, if John can't do it,

470
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Speaker 2: I just won't do it. I'll just get up and

471
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Speaker 2: do an announcement. Yeah, hey, everybody, shake each other's hands,

472
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the church.

473
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Speaker 3: When you think about how many college groups and youth

474
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Speaker 3: group stuff and times you've spoken because.

475
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Speaker 1: In the very beginning, yeah you would. You didn't want

476
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Speaker 1: to talk on stage when you're in the band.

477
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Speaker 2: Right, I was, Yeah, they're very shy. Yeah, you did

478
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Speaker 2: all the talking between songs.

479
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Speaker 3: Right, and then how what probably at that point ten

480
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Speaker 3: years later, Yeah, you know you're now to the point,

481
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Speaker 3: oh John can't do this, and we've been on missions

482
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Speaker 3: trips and written all kinds of stuff and done all

483
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Speaker 3: these other things for the groups.

484
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Speaker 1: It was just more natural. So there's a prep for it, all.

485
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Speaker 2: Right, at allway was prepp even like taking a job

486
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Speaker 2: as like a young old's pastor and having to prepare

487
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,120
Speaker 2: something to say in front of people, you just get

488
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,879
Speaker 2: more and more comfortable you just some of those butterflies

489
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Speaker 2: go away to quote Moley Syral nod in my head

490
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:08,320
Speaker 2: like yeah no, but yeah. Like John's story was interesting.

491
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Speaker 2: I didn't know his but he said he I'll butcher it.

492
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 2: But he said that his church was doing some sermon

493
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Speaker 2: series and it was like top you know, I can't

494
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Speaker 2: remember if it was like because he did this one,

495
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Speaker 2: it was like things were not. It was like we're

496
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Speaker 2: they're starting a men's series and something, and he was

497
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Speaker 2: just like he showed up at this thing and they

498
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 2: were spitballing ideas and he was just like, well, you

499
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 2: should do this from this story. This would be funny

500
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Speaker 2: if you did this. And then the guys who didn't

501
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,600
Speaker 2: want to be doing it, they were it was dumped

502
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Speaker 2: on them by some megachurch. They were like, why don't

503
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Speaker 2: you just do it? So then he just took over

504
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 2: and he goes, I wasn't even supposed to be at

505
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 2: the thing. I just walked into the meeting or something

506
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,400
Speaker 2: and was like, well you should do this. You know,

507
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 2: he's still scared of his shadow, but he was like okay.

508
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 2: And then that this was in its spiral, and then

509
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 2: he started doing more and more videas for his church

510
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,959
Speaker 2: and he started doing stand up. It's like, what if

511
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Speaker 2: you just decided not to go that day? Like you

512
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 2: that that door was never never been opened in his mind.

513
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 2: He was just been like, oh, stand up. It's a

514
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 2: fun thing that I watch. Yeah, you know, something has

515
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 2: to ignite that thing, like, oh I could do this.

516
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Speaker 1: It's interesting.

517
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Speaker 3: So there's a book I'll I've talked about before. It's

518
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Speaker 3: called Finding Old Glory that I'm writing. And it's my

519
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Speaker 3: my like kind of life's work of history because it's

520
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Speaker 3: a story.

521
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Speaker 1: I've been chasing since i was a little kid.

522
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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I've written all these books mainly as a collaborator,

523
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Speaker 3: some own, some as a co author. And I'm in

524
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Speaker 3: this total historical it's it's it's called historical trade, right,

525
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Speaker 3: but it's it's way more academic than I would write

526
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Speaker 3: in the other fronts. Well, my wonderful agent, I mean,

527
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Speaker 3: who believes in me even though I'm just a you

528
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Speaker 3: know what I am?

529
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Speaker 1: I am what I am?

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Speaker 3: Johnny and do We pitched every publishing outlet that he had.

531
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Speaker 1: I even made a Christian version. We pitched everything.

532
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Speaker 3: Got a lot of good feedback, but just all knows, right,

533
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 3: and I finally was like, you know what, I want

534
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Speaker 3: to go to my alma mater and pitch. I've never

535
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 3: pitched the university press before. It's you know, I've studied

536
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 3: it a little bit to see how to do it.

537
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 3: It's it's a whole different animal. I pitched them and

538
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 3: I got to know from them. And this goes back

539
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 3: again to that that one thing. It's like, well, okay,

540
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 3: well that's every door closed. I guess I'm not doing this.

541
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 3: And then something happened that never ever happens in publishing.

542
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Speaker 3: The guy emailed me back.

543
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Speaker 2: And so the guy that told you no died. We

544
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Speaker 2: have decided to go against his wishes.

545
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Speaker 3: The guy emailed me back and and this is humbling

546
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Speaker 3: to hear him say this. He was just like, hey,

547
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Speaker 3: I like to hold off on my note for a

548
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Speaker 3: second because my boss really.

549
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Speaker 1: Likes this book idea.

550
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Speaker 2: I like that.

551
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: So he got he got like overridden.

552
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Speaker 3: And so now because I would have I'm so used

553
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Speaker 3: to trade and not university stuff, like this book is

554
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 3: still a long way from coming out. It's just a

555
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 3: longer process. But there's a lot of things happening. I

556
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 3: may share at some point that I'm so excited to

557
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 3: be with the University of Tennessee Press on this. It's

558
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 3: Mama Moter, it's cool and that, and plus that that

559
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,439
Speaker 3: academic side is causing other things to happen in life.

560
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 3: But also that guy and I have become pretty good

561
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 3: friends because we have to talk occasionally, you know, about everything,

562
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Speaker 3: and you just go, man, do you just you never

563
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 3: know in all the negative, all the no's or you know,

564
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Speaker 3: I believe again, I wouldn't be grateful for it without

565
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 3: all the other things, and I wouldness not the first

566
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Speaker 3: thing I picked. It was the last thing I picked, yea,

567
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Speaker 3: And it ends up being the only thing I need.

568
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Speaker 1: You know, for that, sometimes the last thing you pick,

569
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Speaker 1: Johnny's the only thing you need.

570
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Speaker 2: Come on, that's our show. That is our show. It's

571
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Speaker 2: not our show.

572
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: I could have I do Johnny's stuff.

573
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm sorry. Let's do some old jokes.

574
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Speaker 2: We call it joke about that John. I went to

575
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Speaker 2: see Project Hail Mary, you know the film that's out. Yeah, yeah,

576
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 2: and I highly recommend it unless you know about it

577
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 2: going in the better trust me. The guy in front

578
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 2: of me though at the theater, brought his dog to

579
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Speaker 2: see the movie with him. I think it was like

580
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 2: a service animal. Any with the dog really seemed to

581
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: be enjoying the movie. It was strange, so I said

582
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 2: to the guy after, I know this is going to

583
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 2: sound weird, but it seemed like your dog really enjoyed

584
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Speaker 2: the movie. He said, that is weird because he hated

585
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Speaker 2: the book.

586
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 1: I like that, okay, guys a dog.

587
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Speaker 2: John, a wealthy lawyer, which is a lot of those,

588
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 2: was riding in his limousine when he saw two women

589
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 2: along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver's

590
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Speaker 2: stop and got out to investigate. He asked one woman,

591
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 2: why are you eating grass? We don't have money for food,

592
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Speaker 2: the poor woman. The poor women replied, we have to

593
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Speaker 2: eat grass. Well, then you can come with me to

594
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Speaker 2: my house and i'll feed you. The lawyer said, but sir,

595
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Speaker 2: I have a husband and two children with me. They're

596
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: over there under that tree. Bring them along, the lawyer replied,

597
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Speaker 2: Turning to the other poor women, he stated, you come

598
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Speaker 2: with us also. Second woman, a pitiful voice, said, but sir,

599
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 2: I also have a husband and six children with me.

600
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 2: Bring them all, the lawyer answered. They all entered a car,

601
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 2: which was no easy task, even for a car as

602
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Speaker 2: large as the stretch limousine. Once underway, all the poor

603
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 2: people turned to the lawyer and said, sir, you're too kind.

604
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Speaker 2: Thanks for taking all this with you. The lawyer applied

605
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 2: glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The

606
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 2: grass is almost a foot high.

607
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Speaker 1: Oh they got dark.

608
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Speaker 2: It did get dark. These lawyers, in jokes or not,

609
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 2: they're not portrayed one of great. Yeah, I'm sure, yes,

610
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 2: you have to say that because you're legally on BLAD.

611
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Speaker 2: I don't want you sign an NDA of some sort

612
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 2: libel John. Finally, a guy's father dies. He goes to

613
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Speaker 2: the undertaker and tells me he wants the best of

614
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Speaker 2: everything for his dad. The funeral is absolutely beautiful. The

615
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 2: guy's extremely pleased. Next day he gets a bill for

616
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Speaker 2: sixteen eighty five dollars. He pays it. The next month

617
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Speaker 2: he gets another bill for eighty five dollars. Figures it's

618
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 2: just like a little supplementary bill, so he pays that.

619
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Speaker 2: To next month, another bill for eighty five dollars. Right,

620
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Speaker 2: so he calls up to the undertaker and says, I

621
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Speaker 2: keep getting these bills for eighty five dollars. I thought

622
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Speaker 2: I was paid paid up already. They'ner takers as well. Yeah,

623
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Speaker 2: you said you wanted the best for your father, saw rending.

624
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: Him a tucks.

625
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 2: I never heard that one before. That's good, John, Let's

626
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Speaker 2: do this week in history, we call it talk about them?

627
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 2: John Charles, Pete Conrad. I don't know how you get Pete.

628
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,199
Speaker 2: Maybe his middle name was Peter, But how are you

629
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 2: have a nickname of Pete? Charles? Quote Pete Conrad? What

630
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,439
Speaker 2: if he a whip by the middle name Junior was

631
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Speaker 2: born this week nineteen thirty, pasted in nineteen ninety nine,

632
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 2: but he was do you know who was? Do you

633
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 2: recognize that name at all? No, this is gonna blow

634
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 2: your mind. He was the third person to walk on

635
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 2: the moon. This just shows how like there's such a

636
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: drop off like Neil Arms song second buzz Aton buzz Aldrin,

637
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 2: Pete Conrad.

638
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, what's wrong with us?

639
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 2: Like a bronze it's like a bronze medalist.

640
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 3: Like when you guys are listening, you're like top podcast,

641
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 3: next podcast.

642
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: And then who is talking about what?

643
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 2: We don't know? Maybe Hey, although they're listening, why are

644
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 2: you scolding people that are actually listening?

645
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: Sorry, thank you guys, thank you.

646
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 2: Appreciate you. John how would they find out more about

647
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 2: the podcast.

648
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: They go to talk about that podcast dot Com over four.

649
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 2: Hundred episodes to peruse, and maybe you're going to Foley, Alabama.

650
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 3: To be clear, this was my first affirmation ever, so

651
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Speaker 3: I was not familiar with how to deal with it.

652
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 2: So sorry anyway. John Pete Conrad was born and this

653
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Speaker 2: week nineteen thirty he was an American house third person to

654
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Speaker 2: walk on the Moon nineteen sixty nine. If you believe

655
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 2: that happened upon stepping I believe it upon stepping on

656
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 2: the Moon's surface, Conrad commented, which is why he makes

657
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 2: the list. It's so fun. Whoopee, No man. That may

658
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 2: have been a small one for Neil, but it's a

659
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 2: long one for me. His personal motto, if you can't

660
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: be good, be colorful.

661
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: I like it.

662
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 2: Pete was like, you know what I'm getting what I'm

663
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 2: getting the news and guess what, this is the first

664
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 2: time you've ever heard of him. So it did not work.

665
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: It turns out, whoopee, not the best.

666
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 2: Come up with something more.

667
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 3: You know that, you know those guys are sitting around

668
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 3: thinking about you know, all right, we get this one shot?

669
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: Ye, the whole world's good.

670
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 2: Wait did you say the first thing to the telegraph,

671
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 2: what half God wrought? Yeah, he knew somebody's writing this down.

672
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

673
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 2: Also what half God wrot? Well, it meant something. Then

674
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 2: more is more like.

675
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have meant look at what God allowed

676
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:13,239
Speaker 1: us to do.

677
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 2: I think yes.

678
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: But it sounds almost like God's going to kill us.

679
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah it does. It's God rotting something.

680
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 3: Centers in the heavens of an angry God who doesn't

681
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 3: want us talking on this.

682
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: What if God throws a roll at you?

683
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, half gonna look out.

684
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: I think that's from I'm just kidding.

685
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 2: You can book a book of judges.

686
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: Daily bread, bro, that's true.

687
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 2: He does some Some would say he's throwing rolls right now.

688
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: I throws a roll, catch it and eat it, but

689
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: you can't store it.

690
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 2: But he don't listen.

691
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: It'll rot overnight. It's right there.

692
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: And tell you what throw us this day? Or daily bread? Okay?

693
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 2: John born this week seventeen sixty one, Henry Shrapnel. Do

694
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 2: you want to guess what he's famous for the doctor

695
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 2: He was a British Army I was hoping it'd be that.

696
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 2: It's worse. He's a British Army officer for whom Shrapnel's

697
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 2: name to refer to fragmentation from artillery shells. In seventeen

698
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 2: eighty four, he began to experiment with hollow cannonballs filled

699
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 2: with lead shot that burst midair.

700
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: Couch.

701
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 2: In eighteen oh three, the British Army adopted the technique,

702
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: naming it after its inventor. For his contributions to warfare,

703
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 2: shrapnel was prone to lieutenant colonel awarded twelve hundred pounds

704
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 2: or one hundred and six thousand pounds in twenty twenty

705
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 2: five for a year for his life. So for he

706
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 2: got one hundred thousand dollars for the rest of his

707
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 2: life in today's money for putting basically making pipe bombs.

708
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, something exploded and ree shrapnel.

709
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 2: It's interesting to me that, I know, warfare has a

710
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 2: thing and people will get awards for making the most

711
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 2: deadly killing machines, but it just feels gross. I was hoping,

712
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 2: like you would be like, this is the guy that

713
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 2: pulled the shrap and he was able to you know,

714
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 2: he saved people's lives, but they called it shrapnel because

715
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 2: it was doctor shrapnel.

716
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: Ro He had done both, you know, he made it,

717
00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: and he felt batter.

718
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 2: After shrapne Doctor Trevivill like sounds like? Does it sounds

719
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 2: very Doctor is right this way.

720
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: I think we can write our own story about doctor Dravidel.

721
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 2: I think you're ractional, but John. This week nineteen ninety two,

722
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: the public voted three to one in favor of the

723
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 2: postage stamp featuring a young Elvis Presley as opposed to

724
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 2: the old Elvis. Is estimated that one hundred and twenty

725
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 2: four million of the stamps were held on too by collectors.

726
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 2: So it's one of those like young beets, like nobody

727
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: wants to see the old Elvis on the stamp. You're like,

728
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 2: we're gonna put a stamp out with Elvis, now vote

729
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh yeah, give me the young sexy Elvis. Yeah. Yeah,

730
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 2: Well the jumpsuits were around for a long time, even

731
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 2: when he was young. They were shiny, but they got

732
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 2: they got larger, they got more spandexit. They needed some

733
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: gift to them.

734
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: They stopped washing them on hot Yeah, let's alter these. Yeah,

735
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: they stopped washing them.

736
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 2: You're gonna put that in a cold cycle there, sir,

737
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 2: hang it out to hang that out to dry. Yeah,

738
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: not unlike Elvis. Come on, rest in peace. King John

739
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 2: this week nineteen thirty three. The first drive in theater,

740
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 2: first of the modern drive in theaters, opening Camden, New Jersey,

741
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 2: this week nineteen thirty three. It held four hundred cars,

742
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 2: had a forty by fifty foot screen and advertise with

743
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 2: the slogan quote, the whole family is welcome, regardless of

744
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 2: how noisy the children are. I guess they're like, they're

745
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 2: in your car. They're in your world now.

746
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: Like that, Just go ahead and call it out. Yeah,

747
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: your kids, mug everybody. We don't even care.

748
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, your car is now the theater, so deal with

749
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 2: them yourself. Yeah, in the back.

750
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 3: What if we do that children's mystery here like BBS,

751
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 3: bring your trouble making little chit ling's on out here.

752
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: We don't even care.

753
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 2: It's like regard, yeah, regardless of how yeah will Yeah,

754
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 2: you're right. It's like a it's like the huddled masses

755
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 2: yearning to breathe free on this.

756
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: See that sounds way more beautiful than poet.

757
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 2: No, because that says bring your tired you're poor. Yeah,

758
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 2: but it was your noisy children. I don't know anyway.

759
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 2: Regardless how noisy the children are, was the slogan. The

760
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 2: cost was twenty five cents per car plus twenty five

761
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 2: cents per person. It was opened by Richard holling Shed Hollingshead,

762
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 2: who had pattent to the concept, which featured ramped parking

763
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 2: for better viewing. His patent was ruled invalid in nineteen fifty.

764
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 2: Earlier attempts to drive ins featured silent movies and impromptu

765
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 2: car parking. According to some, Hauling said came up with

766
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 2: the idea because his mother was too large to sit

767
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 2: comfortably in a regular theater. So he's like, I got you, mama, Yeah,

768
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 2: just drive the car up.

769
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

770
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm too big for the car too.

771
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: Got a who's eating Gilbert Grape situation going on?

772
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a that's a deep what's eating Gilbert Grape?

773
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 2: Who's eating?

774
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: That's the that's it's different movie.

775
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a whole other.

776
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: It's been a minute since I saw that movie.

777
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 2: And lost on half our audience, but it's worth saying.

778
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 2: It's a great movie. Actually, very well done. Leonardo di Caprio, Yeah,

779
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 2: I played a special needs kid in that one, and like,

780
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 2: was I think he I think he got it. I

781
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 2: think he on a golden globe. But it was Oscar nominated.

782
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 2: It's a pretty brilliant portrayal Johnny Depp. It's a great

783
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 2: film anyway. Yeah, his mom was big, and she was like,

784
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 2: you know, I got you mom.

785
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:08,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

786
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 2: You know who else loved his mama, Elvis? Wow, full circle,

787
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 2: full circle, Yeah, and I got I don't know, I

788
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't love my mama, John Yeah. And

789
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 2: I know you love your mom. Well, I love your

790
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 2: mom too. She's been like a second mom to me

791
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 2: a little bit. Oh yeah, in that she will. She

792
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 2: gives me a hard time and tells me I'm not

793
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 2: eating enough and nags me. No. We love Mama de

794
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 2: She's the best.

795
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: She is the best.

796
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 2: I ate many of baked potato at your house. Yes,

797
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 2: that was a meal at your house. It's a potato night.

798
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, potato bar people do it all the time.

799
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 2: But chili put the stuff in there.

800
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: Chili cheese.

801
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 2: I don't remember barbecue off the top of it, you know,

802
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 2: only chili potatoes. Yeah, well chili has got protein in it. Yeah.

803
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 2: You know when you're at somebody's house and you say

804
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 2: to them like, is there anything I can do? And

805
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 2: then they were was like no, no, no, you just

806
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 2: enjoys it. Your mom would be like, could you put

807
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 2: some of these towels in? She asked. She told me

808
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 2: that one time them she goes, would you fold some

809
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 2: of these towns? Did you? I was like, I was

810
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,760
Speaker 2: really hoping you'd say no, no, no, But you didn't

811
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 2: do it, did you? I did, but I don't think

812
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 2: I did it right. You know, women fold towers and thirds.

813
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a boom boom boom, half half half half,

814
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 2: then you're done what you folded and half hold it

815
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 2: in half again. Women go like somehow they do a

816
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 2: third third, you know what I'm saying, Like, it's a

817
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 2: it's like a it's like a burrito. You lay it

818
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 2: over itself. My wife taught me to fold like that whenever.

819
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 2: Women really like a third folded towel, and I don't.

820
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 1: That's what I do. It's a tricky.

821
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 2: Actually, I know. I roll. I roll towels, roll them

822
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 2: up sometimes. I'm so used to it, but they don't

823
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 2: fit on the shelf. Do you roll your clothes up

824
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 2: in your because I do? Yeah. When I travel, you're

825
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 2: supposed to do that because it's less wrinkles. Correct.

826
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: I thought it was just taking up less space.

827
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 2: Space, But I mean, if you don't have the fold creases,

828
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 2: it's less wrinkles too. I think the wrinkles is the

829
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 2: main reason. Interesting, are you Are you a fault? Are

830
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,959
Speaker 2: you a packing cube guy? My wife is Curry loves

831
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 2: it not just so understand. It's like making a tiny

832
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 2: suitcase inside your bigger suitcase. She's like, yeah, but this

833
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 2: is now, I know that this is this out. I'm like, yeah,

834
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 2: but it's I'm coming to shove things in there. I

835
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 2: did doole to vacuum seal their packing kebs, Like my

836
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 2: wife did that. You talk about wrinkles, that's some wrinkles

837
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 2: right there.

838
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: She vacuum sealed.

839
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 2: You locked those wrinkles in. You better have a steamer.

840
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 2: She had on a packing The steamers all hermetically steal.

841
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: Into the Yeah.

842
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 2: Interesting, Well, anyway, that's our show.

843
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: That's it.

844
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 3: Sorry, you guys should make sure you do catch these

845
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:23,720
Speaker 3: upcoming shows.

846
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 2: Eazy y'all. And my hometown show only has a few

847
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 2: tickets left. Knoxville, Tennessee. August twenty ninth, we announced it

848
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: a Nate show, which was fifteen thousand plus people, so

849
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 2: guess what we sold a bunch of tickets. Do not

850
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,959
Speaker 2: miss that one. Got a lot of fun surprises planned

851
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 2: for that Knoxville, Tennessee BJU Theater August twenty ninth. Those

852
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 2: tickets are at Johnny w dot com.

853
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, if you haven't been, it's a fun time.

854
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: You need to go. Guys, that means a lot to

855
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: us that you join us all the time, and we

856
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: hope that you'll do it again next week.

857
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 2: Here wrong talk about.

858
00:36:50,160 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 4: That stas John Johnny

859
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: Like to think that what we do