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Speaker 1: Life audio. Today, I'll talk about that.

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Speaker 2: John listens to one of his daughter's favorite podcasts and

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Speaker 2: ponders why someone would want to buy Hitler's old car. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 2: I resolved to be mediocre in twenty twenty six and

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Speaker 2: tell you how both President Bush's had embarrassing moments exactly

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Speaker 2: ten years apart. Well, it's a conversation about not losing

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Speaker 2: hope when a season of life ends, and the importance

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Speaker 2: of trusting God. Today's episode is not sponsored by door Dash.

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Speaker 2: This burger is cold, but at least it also cost

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Speaker 2: fifty seven dollars. But first or from our actual sponsor.

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Speaker 1: Well, Happy New Year. It's John and Johnny talk about

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Speaker 1: that twenty twenty six. Guys, we're just rolling along like

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Speaker 1: we just don't stop here. This is gonna be our year.

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Speaker 1: You think, no, do you have like a word of

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Speaker 2: He told me your word last time, and I've already

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Speaker 2: forgotten it. Hold on a second. It was a constitutionality,

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Speaker 2: was it was route right, rule of law, due process.

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Speaker 2: I could think of all kinds of words. It was

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Speaker 2: a contentment.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's good too. Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't

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Speaker 1: know how constitutional it is. Yeah, we could do we

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Speaker 1: could have some funny stuff if we made. If you

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Speaker 1: and I had time, we'd make all kinds of creative,

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Speaker 1: funny things. But one would be choosing a word of

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Speaker 1: the year for all kinds of different things, like it's

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Speaker 2: Or like using your word of the year as a

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Speaker 2: weapon against somebody else in your relationship. I'm just getting

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Speaker 2: a real word of the year, and it's timeliness.

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Speaker 1: You're like looking at your wife as she gets ready.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's passive aggressive, it's don't be around toxic people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like this year, I really want to remove

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Speaker 1: toxic people who extract energy. A lot of people are

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Speaker 1: a drain on me, and I just want to get

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Speaker 1: people I've been with for years. You're like, I'm the

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Speaker 1: only one you're ever around. Yeah, there's just some people

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Speaker 1: I don't want to It's why we were listening. We

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Speaker 1: were coming home from volleyball last night and said, he

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Speaker 1: has a podcast she listens to, Okay, and so she

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Speaker 1: lets me listen with her, which is a great honor.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's seventeen year I'm sure she's her whole

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Speaker 1: world there and I don't know the name of it. Really,

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Speaker 1: you're such a great listener. You're just the best dad.

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Speaker 1: Because I can't really see. I could just see on

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Speaker 1: the Apple stupid. I don't know, but it's this. I

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Speaker 1: know it's a female. She's just in her picture. There's

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Speaker 1: not a lot of clothes. Oh no, but she's young. Okay,

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Speaker 1: But I really like a lot of the stuff she's

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Speaker 1: saying is very it's very pop culture therapy kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: It's very believe in yourself and don't let people run

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Speaker 1: over you. But if you were listen all the way through,

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Speaker 1: like she talks about God some and I mean she

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Speaker 2: She's talking about at least with the pop culture therapy stuff.

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Speaker 2: Is she talking about accountability as well she does? Or

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Speaker 1: On the episode last night got a little bit don't

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Speaker 1: And so afterwards I was like, maybe just give without me,

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Speaker 1: you know, because words like toxic in words like boundaries

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Speaker 1: kind of de humanizing, right, so like I know why,

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Speaker 1: really constitutes abuse the relationship. It's not just your uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: That's okay. One one episode she was like, hey, listen,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but my word of the year, I don't know

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Speaker 2: what it would be. I'm trying to think. I don't

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Speaker 2: saying like I'm going to challenge myself this way this year.

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Speaker 1: I need to read more. Probably, Yeah, it's I just

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Speaker 1: I'm not anti resolution. You know, I've been through what

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like taking stock of yourself. Yeah, is always good. Probably,

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Speaker 1: And then somebody was making the point of like, is

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Speaker 2: well everybody goes to therapy and it's just this thing

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Speaker 1: Prefer a mix because there's two different fields here. I

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Speaker 1: So it's gonna like you have some accountability building. They're

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Speaker 1: I'll tell my therapists, but like, look, you know, if

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Speaker 2: Well, and sometimes that's what you're paying for, right if

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Speaker 1: You told me that's why. Well, they also want you

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Speaker 1: Cand we're back, John, I have an update for you. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I wanted to stop the show that night because I thought,

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Speaker 2: how can anybody do a show after this? How could

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Speaker 2: it ever get back to laps? And I think people

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Speaker 2: that were there were so rattled by it that they

433
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Speaker 2: needed some kind of relief from it because we had

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Speaker 2: all experienced this thing together. So that was a way

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Speaker 2: to kind of decompress in the room.

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Speaker 1: That's probably why the guy got drunk. Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I think that guy was just maybe he

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Speaker 1: came drunk. Yeah he was.

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Speaker 2: He was already a little sauced when he got there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: this happens, but anyway, not Choe. We're so glad you're okay, yea,

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Speaker 2: and please keep reaching out. Let's let's do lunch and

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Speaker 2: any any of one of my shows that you want

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Speaker 2: to come to. There's tickets in your name, but I

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Speaker 2: need to know that name. I don't want to know the

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Speaker 2: real name.

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Speaker 1: Name is already taken. Yeah, yeah bye not Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: very that's great. Hey, happy ending. It is a happy ending,

448
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Speaker 1: and I'm so glad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how you're gonna segue out of luck.

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Speaker 1: That reminds me of a quote from this theologian. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is my segment, though it's we they talked it's

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Speaker 1: not we, Johnny, they they they talked about that. Oh

453
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Speaker 1: the other day you had the video up or whatever,

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Speaker 1: because you're sitting at UH for the editing, and it

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Speaker 1: was right of the part where we were singing along

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Speaker 1: with it, right, and you just it's become so normal

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Speaker 1: to us now. Yeah, but it looks ridiculous. If you

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Speaker 1: guys are watching the YouTube like this is fun, you

459
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Speaker 1: should watch the subscribe on YouTube. Go find the old

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Speaker 1: videos on talk.

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Speaker 2: About That podcast dot com and a bunch of episodes

462
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Speaker 2: you can catch up on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, subscribe, share yeah, out of all that stuff, smash

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Speaker 1: that subscribersh that like button aw Pink born eighteen eighty

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Speaker 1: six died in nineteen fifty two, born in Nottingham, England. Yeah. Uh,

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Speaker 1: he was the sheriff. I'm just kidding. He was. Actually.

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Speaker 1: It was interesting with this guy is that he pastored

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Speaker 1: several churches other things. He was a like a Calvinist

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Speaker 1: theologian kind of brought like Puritan theology into more of

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Speaker 1: the modern space for them and was really like a

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Speaker 1: total unknown. Wrote a bunch of books, but really unknown, okay.

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Speaker 1: And then afterwards after he died.

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Speaker 2: Are you afraid of being that? Is that what your

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Speaker 2: Is that your deepest fear. I don't think it's a

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Speaker 2: fear at all. I think that'd be awesome.

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Speaker 1: But you have something that you die in poverty helps

477
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Speaker 1: people later. I mean, then you won't have any pride,

478
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Speaker 1: But you want both, right. I wanted to write a

479
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Speaker 1: book called better Off Dead because I really had the

480
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Speaker 1: thought because I'm always in the way so much. It's like,

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Speaker 1: if I do make anything any better off if I

482
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Speaker 1: if I was dead, because then you could actually use

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Speaker 1: it without a wordy about me being in the way,

484
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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean I.

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Speaker 2: Think about my legacy, but I also think about paying

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Speaker 2: my light bill.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I get to do that too. Interestingly enough,

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Speaker 1: before I do the quote this conversation light Bill, I

489
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Speaker 1: had this conversation yesterday. They're gonna be listening because I was.

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Speaker 1: I made a little speech at the staff table about

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Speaker 1: like I forget who, I forget what the what the

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Speaker 1: context was, But I was talking about how you and

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Speaker 1: I all the time like it's good to be small enough.

494
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Speaker 1: If you get to do something creative and make somewhat

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Speaker 1: of a living at it, that's huge. But to not

496
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Speaker 1: We're talking about like how people can bring back and

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Speaker 1: cancel you for anything you've ever done in your past. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, I'm not big enough to anybody

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Speaker 1: you care, you know. And then but some of the

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Speaker 1: artists and people at the table who were younger, who

501
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Speaker 1: were in our world, you know, they were very they

502
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Speaker 1: really wrestled with it. There was like a but I

503
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Speaker 1: want to be I want my music or my art

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Speaker 1: or whatever to go, you know. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: well that it can. Well I'm thinking like, but if

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Speaker 1: you were, if you were, I forgot who I named.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's certain people they're so big that everything

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Speaker 1: they do, right, I think I named Nate. Whatever Nate

509
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Speaker 1: does now is I mean, you know he could bring

510
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Speaker 1: in and get away from it.

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Speaker 2: The scale of his fame has like there's a scale

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Speaker 2: that you get to where the pain in the butt

513
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Speaker 2: of being that big, right, I wonder if the money

514
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Speaker 2: they're giving you is enough for that pain in the.

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Speaker 1: Butt and think about how how far and fast you

516
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Speaker 1: can fall?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because now you're now the sniper fire. Bob Carlisle

518
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Speaker 2: said that Bob Carlile.

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Speaker 1: Was just this Christian artist who was in bands and

520
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Speaker 1: he did a head of solo career and then he

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Speaker 1: did Butterfly Kisses and it became like an international small

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Speaker 1: and he said it was one of the most miserable

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Speaker 1: times in his life. He said, the sniper fire, when

524
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Speaker 1: you're on the top of the mountain is way more

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Speaker 1: intense interesting because you become a target.

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Speaker 2: You become like you go from like who is this guy?

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Speaker 2: To like, let's get this guy? Yeah, really really quick.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to get I don't ever want to

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Speaker 2: get to the let's get.

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Speaker 1: This guy now. I would have wanted that when I

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Speaker 1: was younger. Now I'm like, no, no, there's because you

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Speaker 1: think you will be able to handle well, look, if

533
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Speaker 1: they wrote you a big enough check, you can handle it,

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Speaker 1: and he'll just buy a bulletproof vest. You go. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want the sniper fire. I just want to because.

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Speaker 2: Again, I'm a comedian, so my weakness is I want

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Speaker 2: to be liked by everybody. Yeah, I craft an act

538
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Speaker 2: to please a crowd of people, so it's hard not to.

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Speaker 2: How do you how do you break yourself from people

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Speaker 2: pleasing when that's the job.

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Speaker 1: So I don't want sniper fire. I want to be loved, which,

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Speaker 1: by the way, I had to learn the hard way

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Speaker 1: that that is not the job when you're a pastor

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Speaker 1: and the contrary to popular belief. So that's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: When you've learned that, it's definitely.

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Speaker 2: Good that you've finally figured it out because we don't

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Speaker 2: love you.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not one of those guys Like I watched

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Speaker 1: those of these videos. I love it because it's the guy.

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Speaker 1: It's it's like a camera on just on a face,

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Speaker 1: and then he's watching the video like he's there, and

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Speaker 1: it's always some pastor do something crazy, you know, and

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Speaker 1: it comes back to him and he's kind of got

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Speaker 1: these doe eyes, you know, and that's why. Or it's

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Speaker 1: the or it's the caption of the day you bring

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Speaker 1: your friend to church. You know, I think nothing weird

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Speaker 1: what happened kind of thing, you know, which for us

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Speaker 1: covering Pentecostal kids, that's a real Oh wait, Please don't

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Speaker 1: please don't let sister Shirley do the dance. Please don't

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Speaker 1: let you don't bring them on Sunay night. Don't bring

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Speaker 1: a friend to Sunday night church.

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Speaker 2: Are there Sunday Nights still going on? Probably out there

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Speaker 2: somewhere in rural areas. Anyway, I feel like I've derailed

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Speaker 2: your quote. So you never got to the quote because

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Speaker 2: I stopped you at a W pink And the fact

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Speaker 2: that he became a bigger name after he was gone.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, John, No, I like that that's question. Instead of

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Speaker 1: a river, God often gives us a brook which may

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Speaker 1: be running today and dried up tomorrow, why to teach

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Speaker 1: us not to rest in our blessings and the blesser himself?

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Speaker 1: Pretty good? Yeah? That brook thing really speaks to me,

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Speaker 1: always has ever since college. I remember when we thought

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Speaker 1: about leaving the first church that you and I were

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Speaker 1: volunteering in. Yeah, and I felt like I had like

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Speaker 1: this kind of holy spirit moment because I'd never left

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Speaker 1: a church before I left college. I was raised in

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Speaker 1: one church my whole life to go to college. And

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Speaker 1: now but that the pastor guy's quite frankly, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was an untenable situation. He just begins saying some absolutely

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Speaker 1: not just theologically insane things, but probably you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: clinically insane. Yeah. And so, but I still was wrestling

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Speaker 1: because I mean, I'm a loyalist, you know. And and

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Speaker 1: so when plus we're raising that thing of like this

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Speaker 1: is the man of God, I didn't have that feeling

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Speaker 1: as much as just I don't know, like it.

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Speaker 2: It feels like it feels like you're losing.

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Speaker 1: To walk away.

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Speaker 2: You're still you're admitting a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I remember having this this I don't

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Speaker 1: know if my if our friend set it to us,

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Speaker 1: I can't remember. On we were on a band trip.

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Speaker 1: Our friend has passed away now Brian, or if it

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Speaker 1: just came to me, I can't remember. But somewhere in

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Speaker 1: there there was a discussion and it was the idea.

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Speaker 1: The idea was I thought of Elijah. And during the famine,

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Speaker 1: Elijah goes to this brook. God leads into this brook

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Speaker 1: and the ravens bring him food every day and he

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Speaker 1: drinks from the brook by this little cave, I think,

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Speaker 1: if I remember, and nothing fancy, just enough right, and

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Speaker 1: he lives that way for a couple of years. I

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Speaker 1: think it's I think it's a seven year famine maybe,

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Speaker 1: And I should have looked up the story. Guys, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I haven't toeln that one a while. And then one

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Speaker 1: day the brook dries up. And I think about that

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Speaker 1: moment all the time. How the brook drives up for us, guys,

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Speaker 1: it just does. There are just moments when a thing

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Speaker 1: worked and then it just doesn't. It was one of

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Speaker 1: the it was this very jarring thing for me in life.

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Speaker 1: I remember it happening in youth ministry. I told someone

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Speaker 1: the other day, I mean, I feel like PJ had

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Speaker 1: a job he could do well for a long long time.

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Speaker 1: It could connect with teenagers and do this stuff. And

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Speaker 1: then I remember the day I stood up to speak

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Speaker 1: on stage and I did not have them like I

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Speaker 1: used to. They had phones in their hands, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, this is different. It just changed tonight, everything

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Speaker 1: just changed. And other days when things that used to

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Speaker 1: work just don't, and the brook drives up, and it's

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Speaker 1: very it's a very betraying feeling of like you don't

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Speaker 1: realize you're like, God, why would you do this to me?

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Speaker 1: Why would you? You know? And then the story and

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Speaker 1: I remember that thing about leaving the church. You know,

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Speaker 1: it was the idea of, hey, it's not it's not

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Speaker 1: that anything's wrong. It just means there's something next to come.

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Speaker 1: Because in the story, Elijah then goes and finds the

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Speaker 1: widow who's about to use the last bit of oil.

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Speaker 1: She has to make these this bread or she calls

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Speaker 1: the cake, and she's going to feed it to her son,

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Speaker 1: a little boy, and then they're just going to die

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Speaker 1: of starvation, and Elijah convinces her and I hope this

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Speaker 1: is Elijah, and elijhah, I think it was Elijah. And

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Speaker 1: he convinces her, like, hey, make it for me instead,

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Speaker 1: and she does out of faith. And then the oil

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Speaker 1: never runs out and he begins to live with the

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Speaker 1: widow and her son for years now. So God provided

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Speaker 1: through the oil instead of through the brook now and

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Speaker 1: provided for two other people. And then when the sun dies,

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Speaker 1: Elijah raises him from the dead. So he's also there

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Speaker 1: for this great tragedy to not only help them survive.

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Speaker 2: But she wouldn't if the Brook hadn't ride out, he

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Speaker 2: would have been forced into that situation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good stuff. So the idea of if you're out,

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Speaker 1: I mean, guys, I mean, I'm just being as real

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Speaker 1: as I can with you. And Johnny knows a lot

645
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: of my personal life. I'm not going to go into details,

646
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: but there have been some Brook drying up things in

647
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: the last several years that are just hard, and they're

648
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: hard and Lord and I talk about them a lot,

649
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: and things I can't explain. That's the thing Elijah in

650
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: the moment did not have an explanation, just hey, trust

651
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: me and go to the next thing. But when you're

652
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: used to one thing working and it's from God's goodness

653
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: it is, I think you do begin to rest and

654
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: the blessings and there's nothing wrong with that, but they change.

655
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: And there's one thing in life I don't like. It's

656
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: the idea that I can't predict or find the guarantees

657
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: right of what's going to happen forever in this life.

658
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: I even thought this morning not to wax eloquent, Johnny.

659
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: It's not very eloquent, but it's long. If that helps,

660
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: I thought about and that's your favorite I thought about

661
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: like when God created time. When God created time, it

662
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: put every bit of the angst possible when time is

663
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: combined with sin into our life. Because now, since God

664
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: exists outside of time and within time, but he's not

665
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: confined by it, then everything that feels like time to

666
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: us feels like nothing to him. So it doesn't matter

667
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: if it's a thousand years or ten seconds. We always

668
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: feel like we're waiting for something that he never feels

669
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,479
Speaker 1: like he's waiting for because it's as if it already

670
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: happened to him. And so like that, I think it's

671
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: that it's always about the waiting and the unknown that's

672
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: the issue. But hey, if you're out there today and

673
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: you feel like your brook's ride up, it doesn't mean

674
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: God's abandoned you. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't mean

675
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: that God for good. It doesn't mean he's like, oh man,

676
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: I should have that's right. I forgot to make sure

677
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: the brook didn't like it's always this like why are

678
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: you sleep at the wheel? And I quoted John Foreman

679
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: in a sermon late the other day. I don't know

680
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: if you were there for that one where he says,

681
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: where's God out in the darkness? Because the voices in

682
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: my head aren't talking honest. They say, maybe you made

683
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: his hand for Goddess, but that ain't you. That's the

684
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: bridge or the third little pre course of this song,

685
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: and that gives me lame. The voices in my head

686
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: don't talk honest, because what I'm hearing is maybe just

687
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: forgot me. Yeah you know. But hey, God will lead

688
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: us to the The blesser is still with us, regardless

689
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: of the change and the blessings of the brooks. So

690
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: there you go, John, that's good stuff.

691
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 2: Hey, w pink pink, all pink hands in the center.

692
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: Girls.

693
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 2: It's like a volleyball cheer that you guys can try it. John,

694
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 2: let's do my singment. Let's start with Johnny's old jokes.

695
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: We call a joke about that.

696
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: John.

697
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 2: My mother always said, the best way to a man's

698
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 2: heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman, terrible surgeon.

699
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: That's good.

700
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 2: Lost a lot of lost, a lot of patience like that,

701
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 2: John went. That reminded me of this one. When one

702
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 2: door closes, another one opens. Other than that, it's a

703
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 2: great car. That's such a great joke.

704
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: John.

705
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: Three brothers, aged ninety two, ninety four and ninety six

706
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,239
Speaker 2: live in a house together. One night, the ninety six

707
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 2: year old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses.

708
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: He yells down the stairs. Was I getting in or

709
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 2: out of the bath? The ninety four year old yells back,

710
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'll come up and see.

711
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: He starts up the stairs and pauses, then yells, was

712
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: I going up the stairs or coming down?

713
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 2: The ninety two year old was sitting at the kitchen

714
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 2: table having coffee, listening to his brothers. He shakes his

715
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 2: head and says, I sheer up. I never get that. Forgiveful.

716
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 2: He knocks on wood for good luck. Then he yells,

717
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 2: I'll come up and help both of you. As soon

718
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: as I see who's at the door.

719
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: I knew that was coming. Old people, guys, the best.

720
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 2: Let's do this week in history, John, we call it

721
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 2: talk about then.

722
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: John.

723
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 2: This week nineteen seventy three, a car reputed to be

724
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 2: Adolph Hitler's car is auctioned off for one hundred.

725
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: And fifty three thousand. First of all, who's buying Hitler's car? Exactly? Who?

726
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: Hitler's car survived the bombing of Germany? This sad ground.

727
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: He had an underground parking garage roight beside the bunker.

728
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 2: This set the record for the highest amount ever paid

729
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 2: for a car at auction. I'm sure it's been broken

730
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 2: since then. This was seventy three. I mean, that's a

731
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 2: lot of money in today's money. Seventy three hundred fiftyt

732
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 2: that's probably close to over half million dollars. However, it

733
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 2: was discovered later, like you said, that this was not

734
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 2: Hitler's car, but belonged to Gustav Mannerheim, President of Finland

735
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 2: nineteen forty four to forty six. The car was a

736
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 2: nineteen forty Mercedes seven to seventy K two hundred and

737
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 2: thirty horsepower armored vehicle, which I guess was what led

738
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 2: the scammer to be like, this has got to be

739
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 2: a Hitler's car.

740
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: It's armored.

741
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 2: It was capable of speeds of one hundred and five

742
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 2: miles per hour. Wow by those standards, because it's a

743
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 2: nineteen forty Mercedes.

744
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you have a lot of questions. I have

745
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: a lot of things. Yeah. First of all, the auctioneers

746
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: should be ashamed because yeah, you're not vetting the way

747
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: you should.

748
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 2: No, you can't just call it's interesting that it ended

749
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 2: up not being Hitler, but it was somebody else pretty famous.

750
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,280
Speaker 1: You aren't even in the same country. Yeah, well in Austria, Finland, Finland.

751
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: I mean you're in an you've got an enemy country's

752
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's like, that's really just listen, be

753
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 1: careful when you're at these auctions. You gotta know. And secondly,

754
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: stop shopping around for Hitler's car. You're weirdo, Like, hey,

755
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: you bring your You're not going to believe this. I

756
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: call this atrocity too, I mean stupid. Yeah, why would they?

757
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. Why do you have an atrocity one? Yeah, anyway,

758
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: come on, it had like a tiny little grill. The

759
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: rest of it is like a tiny in the middle. Okay,

760
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 1: that's stupid. I'm sorry. I apologize to our dear listeners.

761
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: Can I just say this, Yes, there's one guy. I

762
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: don't mind the smirching. It's Hitler. Yeah, let's go ahead

763
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 1: and let's get him. What can I tell you something?

764
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: He and I don't the thing about it to follow him.

765
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: He seems to have the least amount of visual chrisma.

766
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: He's not a good looking dude, right, It's odd. It is.

767
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: It is strange to think like the presence that he

768
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: commanded being you know what he was. It was talking

769
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: articles too.

770
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 2: He's shouting, he's pounding tables, and you're like, man, what

771
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:12,919
Speaker 2: was that all about?

772
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: It wasn't good with women, Like there was a whole

773
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: thing I read on that, like some of some genetic

774
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: things and other things like it's weird, dude, it's just

775
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: a yeah, he's like the guy and that they all

776
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: picked up.

777
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 2: He is tapped into rage, and he tapped into like disenfranchisement.

778
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 1: And uh, we keep trying to tap into that ourselves,

779
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: but to no avail. Yeah, to no avail. John. It's

780
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,240
Speaker 1: so maybe we'll learn one of these days. John.

781
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 2: This week, eighteen fifteen, the Battle of New Orleans. Do

782
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 2: you know a lot about this when you're us history guy?

783
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 2: Although the Treaty of Ghent ended the War of eighteen twelve,

784
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 2: or ending the wars, we have been signed two weeks earlier.

785
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 2: News had not arrived in time to prevent this battle.

786
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 1: Then, won't that? I know? And you're still fight a battle.

787
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: You don't even have to come on, you just need

788
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 1: the news. You're rut here.

789
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 2: You need to read the Treaty Aghent or whatever, any

790
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 2: of the Gospel of John. That's our Treaty of Ghent.

791
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 2: In a lot of ways, this was the most lopsided

792
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 2: victory for the US of the war, which surprised me.

793
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 2: Future US President Andrew Jackson led a mish mash for

794
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 2: about forty five hundred soldiers, locals, and even a pirate

795
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 2: crew of John Lafitte against eight thousand British regulars, So

796
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 2: forty five hundred to eight thousand media was the most

797
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 2: lopsided victory for the US. The battle lasted about half hour,

798
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,280
Speaker 2: with British troops losing seven hundred killed, fourteen hundred wounded,

799
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 2: and five hundred prisoners taken, including three generals and seven colonels.

800
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 2: The American troops only lost seven killed and six wounded. Yeah,

801
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 2: this was we doing that they weren't doing.

802
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,919
Speaker 1: What's crazy is I mean the thing that battle could

803
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: have not happened if they would have had the news.

804
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: But that battle changed the whole course of American history

805
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: because this propelled Jackson into absolute.

806
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a pretty wild victory to have, I mean,

807
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 2: and it didn't need to happen by the eighteen thirties.

808
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: I mean again, this American hero is the president that

809
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 1: the populous president that changed the course of the age

810
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: a little bit for them. So yeah, John.

811
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 2: This week nineteen forty two, the first emergency use of

812
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: an airplane ejection seat by a German test pilot as

813
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 2: his plane was about to crash. German test pilot Helmet Shink,

814
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 2: which is the most German name I've ever heard, except

815
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 2: for Adolf Hitler. Helmet Schenk, was testing a Heinkel HG

816
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 2: two eighty prototype jet engine fighter. It was the first

817
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 2: plane outfitted with an ejection seat. The ejection seat was

818
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 2: powered by compressed air. While testing the plane, Shink's control

819
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 2: surfaces iced up and he lost control of the plane,

820
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 2: so he ejected, making him the first person to do

821
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: so emergent situation. Shank's ejection was successful and he survived

822
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:42,720
Speaker 2: the incident.

823
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: Wow. I wonder what the.

824
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 2: Protocol is now for these ejections when they tell you

825
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 2: when you're training in these million, you know, billion dollar

826
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 2: you know planes, and they say, hey, there's an injection seat.

827
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 2: But but listen, if you could say that's the thing,

828
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: it's only in planes because you know, uh, you know,

829
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 2: if you're on a ship, you down with the ship.

830
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: That's what a captain's supposed to did have an ejection. See,

831
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: but he's just gonna pop you out further in the water.

832
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: That's true, there's really I guess you want to be

833
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 1: a ship captain, boyt. Can you see him flying splash?

834
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 1: You're like, well, that was weird, that dramatic. I mean,

835
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: at least he's further away from the carnage or whatever. Yeah,

836
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: maybe with the ship's on fire.

837
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 2: Yeah you need something, that's but yeah, so but the

838
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 2: end and planes are like no, but I wonder what

839
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 2: the thing is where they go. Look, this is a

840
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 2: lot of money for trusting you with. Don't just be

841
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 2: willy nilly and make sure you know where that button is.

842
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 2: You're not accidentally hit. I know those people have ejected.

843
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 2: They're like, guys, it was fine, man.

844
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it totally turns out fine. He just panicked.

845
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: You know, he's getting I'm getting some turbulence you no, no, no,

846
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 1: you know And then yeah, of course, now I'm sure

847
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: the plane can just fly itself home if that were

848
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 1: to happen.

849
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 2: Maybe, Yeah, that's why we need more drones. Yes, boy,

850
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 2: don't you think we wouldn't be pro drone here on

851
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 2: the show one stance we take politically.

852
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: I love a good drum. Can we not get more

853
00:39:58,719 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: of these?

854
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 2: Just send over manned with no accountability? Okay, John, let's

855
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 2: do this a couple of silly ones that are kind

856
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 2: of odd because we've been so serious up to now. Well,

857
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 2: we've talked about battles and Adolf Hitler.

858
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:11,479
Speaker 1: John.

859
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 2: This week nineteen ninety two. I don't even remember this story.

860
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 2: We're five years apart, but I remember this story. US

861
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 2: President George H. W. Bush Senior vomited in the lap

862
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 2: of the Japanese Prime Minister and collapsed to the floor.

863
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 2: He had ignored a physician's warning to stay in bed.

864
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: Do you have like a.

865
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 2: Summit or whatever, and you do the big dinner with

866
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 2: the thing and it's it's very last suffrage from you,

867
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 2: these dinners because they're they're made for press, right. So

868
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 2: he's sitting next to in the shot, and he became

869
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 2: so nauseous that he then I mean, you know, that's

870
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 2: the thing, when you're that sick that you can't even

871
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 2: control where the vomit's going.

872
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: Right, that's sick. It's really sick because normally to be

873
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: like I need to you have a countdown in your

874
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: head going off like you got five segments and you're

875
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 1: gonna if you don't find a trash can eject. Yes,

876
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: but to be like that sick thing, I guess because

877
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: you talk yourself out of it. Nop gun not gun,

878
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,240
Speaker 1: and you just kind of I've tried to do a bad.

879
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 2: But not gun that wouldn't be prudent at this junket

880
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 2: and then he just put into the lap.

881
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: It's amazing that I remember Living Color did a sketch

882
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: about it. Uh, that's the so like they had an

883
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: Asian cast member by then, and Jim Carrey was Bush

884
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: and he threw up in the lap and I can't

885
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 1: remember what the you know, I mean, it's already its

886
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: own gag, no pun intended. It is a gag. It's

887
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: it's interesting though politically, like the fallout was not huge

888
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 1: because it's almost you sympathize, Yeah, like he was sick,

889
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: but it is a yeah, it's true. What if it

890
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,879
Speaker 1: vomited on whatever would have been in Russia right then? Yeah,

891
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: because the wall had fallen by then, it's ninety two,

892
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: that would have been. I bet Boris Yeltson your Gorbachev

893
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: was Gorbachev still in ninety two?

894
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 2: But Gorbachev was an ally by then.

895
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: Is still going or had it passed to Boris?

896
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 2: Boris Yeltsen, the most Russian name ever other than Vladimir

897
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 2: Putin probably blam Reputin's is a very like John the same.

898
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: This is the why did these make the list? Because

899
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 2: the same week ten years later, two thousand and two,

900
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 2: US President George Bush George w the Sun he passed

901
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 2: out after choking on a pretzel while watching a football game,

902
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: You're kidding. After fainting, the president tumbled to the floor

903
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 2: from a couch, bruising his lower lip and suffering an

904
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 2: abrade in the size of a half dollar on his

905
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 2: left cheek. And I don't know if we ever just

906
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 2: didn't know about it because they someone.

907
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: Come clear the obstruction and he would have died, right,

908
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: I guess.

909
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 2: Or maybe Barbara was there and was like sweetie, and

910
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 2: she horton, she got got in there. But then they

911
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 2: probably had a makeup guy coming because he had to

912
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 2: do a you know, a thing the next you know,

913
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 2: you got to go be around a makeup guy and

914
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 2: then he kind of fixed. So that's why it never

915
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 2: really we never really knew that it had happened. We had

916
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 2: a twenty four hour news cycle by then, so it

917
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 2: wasn't that. Yeah, but I don't remember that being a

918
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 2: big story of like, yeah, President Bush choking on pretzels.

919
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: You know, speaking of choking, you know, I bought one

920
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: of those things for the kitchen, kind of making fun

921
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 1: of me, the pretzel maker. It's like a suction thing.

922
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: If someone starts choking, you put it over their mouth

923
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: and you just pull it, really pull it right out.

924
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: There's an emergency Heimlick doesn't do the hemel like. It

925
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: just creates suction around their face and just pulls anything

926
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: out that's in there. So depending on how far down

927
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: it is in there, I wonder if you could push

928
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: down to maybe.

929
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 2: I wonder if that would work for like mucus if

930
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 2: you're like super sick but you can't quite cough the

931
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 2: thing up.

932
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: Terrible at coughing up. I don't have a very productive

933
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: I have tomb I was like, hey, cover your ears

934
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: because I getting ready to Yeah, it's one of those

935
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 1: like I need.

936
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 2: So they have devices now, it's like the emergency ladder.

937
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 2: People have those emergency ladders.

938
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: In their house.

939
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: If you have a second floor where you can just

940
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 2: like it, like it rolls down like Rapunzel. Yeah, this

941
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,439
Speaker 2: is the emergency ladder of the cho Laura, I think

942
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 2: you're choking your pank.

943
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: You've got to remember you have you have it, it's

944
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 1: all it's not even put together, still on the back

945
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: and so like Laura's. But Laura kind of looked at

946
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: me like we'll just do the hemelg. She's a nurse,

947
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: you know. I'm like, I'm not like always my fears

948
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: have to do CPR as someone. Have I been trained? Sure?

949
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 1: Do I remember? No? And like so it's one of

950
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: those like in that moment, I'll be like Laura, you know,

951
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: come to the CPR because she's done CPR in a

952
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: medical environment and I'm just a lay person, you know

953
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, John or brianman I bought one

954
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: for the church too, So do you know how to

955
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: put it together? If you had too? In them? It's

956
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: like that. It's like those a ed things that are

957
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: in every church, like you got to know how to

958
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 1: do it. They need those. Now we have that, I'll

959
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: talk to you. Yeah, it'll tell you just it'll tell

960
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: you what to do. Put this on here here and

961
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: it'll like, okay, stand back the thing about the eighties.

962
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: You got to make sure they stay charged because they

963
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: have a battery pack. Yeah, but it's plugged up to

964
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: a charger. I think in the wall. I think we

965
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: had a wall charger. And you need to double check

966
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: your ads everybody. I mean, you know we have had

967
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: people go out in church before. Yeah, it's not great.

968
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I listen, I need I need to start

969
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 2: traveling a d for my shows.

970
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: Evidently, Hey, listen, I told you at the time that

971
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 1: my pastor's wife's dad, he was like in his eighties, Yeah,

972
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: went down and I watched my wife run up while

973
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 1: my pastor's wife, my boss's wife was leaned over going

974
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: dad dad, and Lara goes into e Arma. Oh, She's like, yeah,

975
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,919
Speaker 1: she picked up Julie and tossed her like a sack

976
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: of dirt. Yeah, move like just I mean through her,

977
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 1: like over two rows of Now Julie needs medical help.

978
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: Somebody else had to tend to her. Laura claims she

979
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: does it. I was watching the whole thing. Yeah, but

980
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 1: you know if she ends up saving your dad's life, right,

981
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: I mean, how do you weigh this? You know? But

982
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, man, you just threw my boss's wife.

983
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 1: You know, it's a really funny story now, and he

984
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: was fine after that. But he passed away later, but

985
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: not anywhere near that time, right, he lived much longer life.

986
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's but she was, Yeah, you're going to,

987
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 2: you going to It's like a thing. It's like the

988
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 2: thing that God that can lift the car when somebody's

989
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 2: pinned under it. Yeah, the adrenaline.

990
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: My fear is I would be the guy that would

991
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 1: fail at that. Yeah. He'd be like, Oh, I thought

992
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: you had adrenaline. No I do, but I'm super weak,

993
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 1: like I needed. Well, how how big is this car?

994
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: Can it be? Like? Is it a hatchback? Is it

995
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: nineteen forty Mercedes? Yeah, that's how it all comes full circle.

996
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: Thank you Johnes for that brilliant callback. Yeah, that's our show.

997
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: I guess I think we've done all that could be.

998
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: Subscribe and listen if you want to become a patron.

999
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 2: We love our patrons, and we I'd love to say

1000
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 2: that we can promise you a ton of but you

1001
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 2: get ad free content.

1002
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 1: I like that. Johnny will still promise you, but don't listen.

1003
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: This is the year that those indie promises come true, though, Well,

1004
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: the one promise we need to follow through on. Yep,

1005
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 1: it's not really a promise yet. We need to do

1006
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: this zoo meet up with some of these patrinsy is

1007
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 1: that we'll just start to spotting stuff. I'm going to

1008
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: give you something for real. Oh okay, okay, there's episode

1009
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: four hundred coming up. Yeah, oh right, we need to

1010
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: look at the live event. Yes, and see we have

1011
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: people reached out and say they would come. Uh huh,

1012
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: but that's like, it's this is episode I don't know

1013
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 1: for three eighty something, so we only fifteen or something.

1014
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: So it's going to be your schedule, not mine. I

1015
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: travel a lot, but not like you. So we can

1016
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: do it. So when it doesn't happen, I'm saying, we'll

1017
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: still be able to squarely put the blame one. That

1018
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: blame shifting is very important. It's been toxic for me.

1019
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and I need boundaries.

1020
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that feels that's a proper response.

1021
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: I deserve this. No one can argue with therapy language.

1022
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 1: That's what we're for therapy. By the way, we're anti therapy.

1023
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: We're just anti using therapy as a just language without

1024
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: the work or just the language to know who to

1025
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: blame and never have to work, and maybe somebody you

1026
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: need to didn't need to take responsibility.

1027
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 2: Maybe there is somebody to blame, and maybe that person

1028
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 2: is you.

1029
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 1: Maybe you need to take a long look in the mirror.

1030
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: You imagine Johnny was your therapist. Hey, you ever thought

1031
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 1: about maybe the problem was you Remember that time we

1032
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 1: were with our buddy. He was out a rough time

1033
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: and he was kind of blowing up on things and

1034
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 1: we had this like a little intervention. Yeah, and our

1035
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: other buddy was with us. We were all coming in

1036
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: ready to be gentle, like hey man, you know, and

1037
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: we sat down and he goes, hey, you ever thought

1038
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 1: to yourself, man, my life sucks. We were like what

1039
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: He was like, no, oh man, that meeting.

1040
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 2: That not we were hoping that would be a big

1041
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 2: aha moment. He was like, no, I don't think that, or.

1042
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 1: Like maybe we could have led with something a little different.

1043
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 1: You ever just thought to yourself, man, there's your book title,

1044
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: my life sucks. Yeah, that's self realization. People have to

1045
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: want that kind of self. Really, you can't give self

1046
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: realization or else it's not self, it's right, it's exterior revelation.

1047
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: Come on, realization. We're work, work, working on well, guys,

1048
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: had a lot of fun today, really did. Thanks so much.

1049
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: Happy New Year to you. We'll see you next week.

1050
00:48:39,680 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: Here are talking about that I thought I will built

1051
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 1: a bed.