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Speaker 1: Life audio.

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Speaker 2: Today, I'll talk about that John does the work of

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Speaker 2: three grown men and learns why Benjamin Franklin was a

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Speaker 2: lot like Andre the Giant. Meanwhile, I eat the last

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Speaker 2: ice cream bar while out on tour with another comedian

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Speaker 2: and tell you the tale of the Satanic panic that

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Speaker 2: helped start the Black Plague in the twelve hundreds. Plus

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Speaker 2: a conversation about why it's so hard to make new

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Speaker 2: friends as adults. Today's episode is not sponsored by Kleptomaniacs.

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Speaker 2: We take things literally, but first a work from our

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Speaker 3: Hey, it's John and Johnny. Another episode of talk about that.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we're back again.

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Speaker 2: We're out here. Consistency. Consistency, yes, the name of the game.

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Speaker 1: People like to think that what we do is easy.

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Speaker 2: And you know what, podcast equipment should be more expensive?

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Speaker 1: You know, it did take us a long time to

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Speaker 1: get this off.

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Speaker 2: Should it should be harder to get hold of something

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Speaker 2: that you could broadcast your dumb thoughts into the world.

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Speaker 1: I think that maybe, I think maybe you forget all

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Speaker 1: the stages.

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Speaker 2: What you hope is well that people who whose thoughts

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Speaker 2: shouldn't be hurt in the world, they'll be weeded out

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Speaker 2: and it won't work out right. But it's just not true.

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Speaker 1: It's not true anymore.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know which one of those were the

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Speaker 2: example of, but we're the ones who didn't get weeded

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Speaker 2: out because we roast to the top we're worth hearing,

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Speaker 2: or we didn't get weeded out because it's just not

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Speaker 2: that most of who's doing the weeding, because most of

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Speaker 2: my things are just pure stubborness. I just don't I

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Speaker 2: just go further than I should, longer than I should have,

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you want to call that? Tenacity, grit, foolishness,

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Speaker 2: There's a fine line, Yes, there is a fine line.

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Speaker 2: But that's okay. We're out here. I bought your lunch today.

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Speaker 2: I want credit, you did. I want credit on the

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Speaker 2: air you did.

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Speaker 3: He used a gift card, but that I.

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Speaker 2: Could have bought. But I'm saying I could have used

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Speaker 2: it for myself.

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Speaker 1: I gave you money meals for me. Who gave you

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Speaker 2: Rob Harris? It was in my little gift member. I

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Speaker 2: told you I got a little gift basket from my

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Speaker 2: It had all kinds of fun cheeky little gifts in

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Speaker 2: It had a coloring book about like, so you've got

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Speaker 2: a new nose now, like if you've had a nose job,

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Speaker 2: which I didn't need a nose job, thanks God, thank god,

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Speaker 2: but not completely displaced, so I didn't but it said

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Speaker 2: like it was all these drawings and you could color him.

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Speaker 2: new notes. I don't know where he found this book,

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Speaker 2: but there was a lot of really funny, little cheeky

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Speaker 2: card to Longhorn, And I was like, we go to

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Speaker 2: do our little podcast pre meeting. So I thought, today,

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Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna bring this card with me

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Speaker 2: and I'm going to surprise John and then I want

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Speaker 2: full credit on the airplane.

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Speaker 1: I would like to say it meant a lot to me.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, and you seem probably I haven't.

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Speaker 1: Said anything negative about it at all.

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Speaker 2: No, I do appreciate it, but it is You're right,

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Speaker 2: it was a gift. But then I you know, I

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Speaker 2: could have used the gift for your mother, real friends,

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Speaker 2: yeah right, or just myself. I could bout two meals

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Speaker 1: Well, no, that would just be superfluous. That is wasteful.

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Speaker 2: Keep bringing it every now and get on the road.

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Speaker 1: Tell this car's empty. I want you to fill this service.

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Speaker 2: So when you're on the road and there's a tour manager,

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Speaker 2: if I go out, I'm just there for that week.

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Speaker 2: I watch them and I'm like, guess guy's getting But

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Speaker 2: I remember being out with one guy and somebody got

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Speaker 3: See but I would want to not be the cheapest

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Speaker 2: Find Yeah, why do you want to be the cheapest guy?

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Speaker 1: Because to me, the value you're saying I don't.

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Speaker 3: You're saying like I'm small, small potatoes, so bring me

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Speaker 3: the small potatoes. You know what I'm saying, Like, you're

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Speaker 3: actually I don't deserve to be here, and I fundamentally

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Speaker 2: But it comes off like imposter syndrome. You're saying, if

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Speaker 2: as that other people's andrees I did go back because

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Speaker 1: Say yeah, you're haha, can yeah, go bye bye.

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Speaker 2: do I take the lamb? He told me about these?

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Speaker 2: He told me it's fine.

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Speaker 1: Who else did he tell?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry John, that was probably that was I knew

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Speaker 2: it was the last Nickers ice cream bar. I'm not

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Speaker 1: Do you ever like Uber eats food to the bus.

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Speaker 2: When there's no need. There's food everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Well, you could have replaced that, Oh, you're right, you

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Speaker 2: But it was like one There was like twelve hours

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Speaker 2: Maybe his sweet tooth is satiated, but no, he went

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Speaker 1: Hey, So I don't want to get into this into

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Speaker 2: Go, right, but I want to talk about the fact

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Speaker 3: So literally we had all this time and my daughter

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Speaker 1: Don't want to talk about Michael Jackson. I want to

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Speaker 3: It's listen, we do important things in the podcast, but

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Speaker 3: I don't want to do that right now. So I'm

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Speaker 3: not saying that I endorsed anything about it or whatever.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to say this, this is too many

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no relation, yeahs not a nephew.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't know this. This is why why he's

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Speaker 2: dead ringer. It's like you're watching Michael Jackson and apparently

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Speaker 2: my daughter's resoarchd this a lot. The man took two years, yeah,

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Speaker 3: how do you feel at Michael Jackson or his music

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Speaker 1: It was like watching him. It was crazy.

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Speaker 2: I remember when the What's Love Got to Do With

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Speaker 2: It came out in the late eighties and who was

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Speaker 2: the star of that? She was in Gosh, she was

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Speaker 2: in that Waiting to Exhale movie, Angela Gosh. I can't

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Speaker 2: remember her name. Now, anyway, who ever played Tina Turner

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Speaker 2: in that movie? Look it up, who ever played Tina Turner.

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Speaker 2: I remember seeing Roger Ebert do the the the review

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Speaker 1: I've had kids say, you know, why are we talking

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Speaker 2: with Leiah Coca. Oh, Chrysler. Yeah, he was the CEO

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Speaker 3: put me in motion working, yeah, And I just always

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00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,119
Speaker 3: was like it taught well, I think the thing it

440
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,919
Speaker 3: taught me the most was and it wasn't patience, but

441
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,199
Speaker 3: it was like, oh I learned how after I don't know,

442
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:14,000
Speaker 3: by the time I was fifteen, probably that you get

443
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,680
Speaker 3: in the you get into the first ditch of the

444
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,240
Speaker 3: day with a weed eater and the sun's barely risen.

445
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,720
Speaker 3: You feel like, oh my gosh, this is gonna take forever.

446
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,320
Speaker 3: But I've done it so many times it's like, hey,

447
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,000
Speaker 3: it's okay. Just do the next thing, and eventually this

448
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,679
Speaker 3: day will be over and you have conquered it, and

449
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,040
Speaker 3: you love that.

450
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:28,080
Speaker 1: It was almost like a reward.

451
00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:30,320
Speaker 3: You're gonna love the feeling you get when when that

452
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,680
Speaker 3: thing's done. And that's how I felt about writing books

453
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,920
Speaker 3: and everything. It's not like I'm gonna telling you I get.

454
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,360
Speaker 3: I get the same apprehension as anybody else. I will

455
00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,280
Speaker 3: stare at a page for a month sometimes like I

456
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,000
Speaker 3: need to get that started. I need to get I started.

457
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,000
Speaker 3: But I know the feeling of finishing. Yeah, and I

458
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,560
Speaker 3: always go if I just keep going, trust God, work hard,

459
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,680
Speaker 3: it's gonna be okay. And I think maybe that translated

460
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,480
Speaker 3: into my school stuff some of like I'm just gonna

461
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,119
Speaker 3: do what I do because I drove Listen, we went.

462
00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:56,480
Speaker 1: I went to a private school and there were rich

463
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,000
Speaker 1: kids there.

464
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I drove this nasty old nineteen eighty eight

465
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Speaker 3: pl with sun Dance with defective paint.

466
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,639
Speaker 2: But it became among like our friend group almost like

467
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:05,560
Speaker 2: the mascot.

468
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like it was one of those I wasn't

469
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,000
Speaker 3: embarrassed to ask a girl out and take her out

470
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,280
Speaker 3: of the sun dance, Yeah, because I just I would

471
00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:13,879
Speaker 3: make fun of it or I was proud of it.

472
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Speaker 1: I would like, you know, I mean, it wasn't And

473
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Speaker 1: I think I look.

474
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Speaker 2: Back back to Lee Ikocha's point, how many of those

475
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 2: friends do you still a couple of friends?

476
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,000
Speaker 1: Well?

477
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,919
Speaker 3: One really one I have a friend of you know,

478
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,159
Speaker 3: we've we stayed on and off in contact, and he

479
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,680
Speaker 3: was my college roommate. With each other's weddings and we

480
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,280
Speaker 3: you know, we talk now almost weekly. But that's it

481
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,880
Speaker 3: took a long time. It wasn't always that way.

482
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you just go.

483
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Speaker 3: I think that I thought friendship would be easy, right,

484
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 3: and then you get into your thirties, especially in forties,

485
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,760
Speaker 3: and I think it's when you have kids, especially, and

486
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:45,960
Speaker 3: your life takes off for.

487
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,080
Speaker 2: When adult friends are hard for guys too, because it's

488
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 2: not like if you like, if you're like because of

489
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,639
Speaker 2: part of all the gender roles too, it's like if

490
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,000
Speaker 2: you're a guy and you're like, I don't have a

491
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:57,200
Speaker 2: lot of guy friends and I'm an adult now, there's

492
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,119
Speaker 2: not like a thing where you're like, do you want

493
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,960
Speaker 2: to go do something? You're you're so apprehensive of like

494
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,679
Speaker 2: putting yourself out there, whereas in school you're forced together,

495
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:08,680
Speaker 2: let's go do recess. You're putting these situations where you're

496
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 2: gonna have to like make a friends somebody, you have

497
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,040
Speaker 2: to make friends. Yeah, there's gonna be into this end

498
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,480
Speaker 2: of the year trip. You're like, who am I gonna

499
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,680
Speaker 2: buddy up with while we're at Dollywood? You think about

500
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,920
Speaker 2: it from the middle of the year, they go Dollywood's coming,

501
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,920
Speaker 2: you think, who am I gonna palle around with? There's

502
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,440
Speaker 2: not that in adult life. You're not like I'm gonna

503
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 2: ask that guy to go play golf with me? Like

504
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,720
Speaker 2: you have to you put yourself because what if he

505
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 2: says nowhere thinks you're weird. So the adults just stop

506
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:35,120
Speaker 2: making friends deep friendships. Yeah, who is it? Ben Rector

507
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,160
Speaker 2: had a song called you Can't Make Old Friends Interesting,

508
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,359
Speaker 2: and actually he did the video. It's a really cool

509
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 2: moment because he did the video for that song with

510
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 2: his old band from high school, and he shot it

511
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 2: in his garage, so they're playing all the parts in

512
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 2: the song, and because it's all of his old friends. Wow,

513
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 2: and he's in his old he got his old house

514
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 2: and his old garage that they used to bang out

515
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,399
Speaker 2: these you know, when he was an awful high school

516
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,359
Speaker 2: band and they're playing the song. So it's kind of

517
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 2: a cool moment for him. But like, uh, yeah, it's

518
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,919
Speaker 2: hard to make old friends. So it's like, yeah, if

519
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 2: you've been friends with somebody sin high school, it's some

520
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 2: many teaser, just jump back in because you have that

521
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,159
Speaker 2: nesto out you have to say, even if they've changed,

522
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 2: and then of course we have, but you have that first,

523
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 2: you have that shorthand with them.

524
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

525
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 3: No, it's the host think of the day. See you

526
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,760
Speaker 3: and I met in nineteen ninety seven.

527
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it'll be thirty years. Yeah, you were going

528
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,120
Speaker 2: into your freshman year. Yeah, thirty summer before your freshman year.

529
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, to have a best friend for thirty years, yeah,

530
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 2: I mean, and to think about all the stuff you've

531
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,399
Speaker 2: done to derail it and still somehow it is Really

532
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 2: it has really been hard to cut this off.

533
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 3: It's like weed eating a ditch. I'm just like I

534
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 3: got to get through that. I got to get to

535
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 3: the end of this thing. You know, someday when we're

536
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,239
Speaker 3: old and dying, I'll be like, I'm glad I did that.

537
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 2: I feel like I've carried this thing. I feel like

538
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,919
Speaker 2: I've done the work of three grown men as far

539
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,159
Speaker 2: as this relationship is concerned. Now, I feel like I've

540
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 2: been hit with a lot of rocks.

541
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Speaker 1: I did tell somebody that's old. I don't know who

542
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,120
Speaker 1: it was. I think we were having a serious conversation.

543
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,919
Speaker 3: About friendship in your adulthood, and I said, look, I

544
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,640
Speaker 3: have I named you. It's like I have a few

545
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 3: friends I have, Johnny have Andrew in terms of you know,

546
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,719
Speaker 3: my my guy friends. I have a few friends that

547
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 3: I know they're real friends because I know I'm not

548
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 3: easy to be friends with. And it's not because I'm

549
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 3: not a nice guy or something. I know my life

550
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 3: is not easy, and they have never We might have

551
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 3: tension or you know, hurt feelings or whatever on things,

552
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 3: but friendship really is a little bit like marriage, and

553
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 3: that respective you have to keep choosing it. You have

554
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 3: to be like, hey, you know and so as a

555
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:45,439
Speaker 3: loyalist for me, Like again, I'd be so devastated, like

556
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,199
Speaker 3: I would do anything, like I'd be like, bro, what

557
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 3: do I got to do, you know, to make this

558
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 3: right kind of thing?

559
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 2: I don't know I had that power. Oh yeah, let's

560
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 2: get some negotiations going.

561
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 1: But you know, it's one of those though.

562
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Speaker 3: I think I think that there really is a rich

563
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 3: to say, Hey, did I have what we want?

564
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: Is twenty seven real friends?

565
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you have five, and I think that number's

566
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 3: gone down if you've got two, Man, if you got one, like,

567
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,919
Speaker 3: don't think that you're poor in this world if you've

568
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 3: got one true friend.

569
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 2: One thing I really think is interesting is like the

570
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 2: people in your life who when you're around them, you

571
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 2: feel like you're the only person in the room. I

572
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 2: really want that, Like, I want people to feel like

573
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:30,640
Speaker 2: they have my undivided attention when they're with me, even

574
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 2: if they're out my best friend. Like, there's only a

575
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 2: few people I can think of that were really like that.

576
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 2: One of them was Travis Wyrett that did our record.

577
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 2: He had such a magnetic personality and he was so

578
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 2: such a great listener, because that's part of the job

579
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 2: as a record producer. You're trying to hear what people

580
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 2: want and when you're thinking ideas in your head, and

581
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 2: he's always churning. When I saw School of Rock with

582
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,719
Speaker 2: Jack Blike, everybodyed me so much of Travis because that

583
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 2: manic energy, yeah, trying to create when he's like telling

584
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 2: the kids, no play this, now play this. I was like,

585
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 2: that's Travis. But Travis had that thing of like every

586
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 2: I bet you, I bet you one hundred people think

587
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 2: Travis is their best friend because of how magnetic he

588
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 2: is and how giving he is.

589
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of people that think of my

590
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 3: wife was one of their closest friends because she's so

591
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 3: good at listening and.

592
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 1: Hearing what's going on.

593
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I have to be on to her for like, hey,

594
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 3: make sure you don't neglect then what you may need

595
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 3: you know, from others. I will say, like, again, you're

596
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 3: the kind of friend Andrew does this that I know

597
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 3: when I'm spun out, like I know that you set

598
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 3: aside what's going on in your life for this lunch

599
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 3: and we're gonna talk about mine, the same thing I've

600
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 3: just spun out upon last month or whatever. But a

601
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 3: good friend will go they won't say anything that's like

602
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 3: keep asking questions even though you are know the answer

603
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,360
Speaker 3: is probably you are because you know it's not really

604
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 3: about me getting the answer. It's about right, I need

605
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 3: to I need to, you know, emote this or I

606
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 3: need this to You're clogged, So.

607
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 2: Dude, you're just clawed. The theme of the show to

608
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 2: unclogged this stuff.

609
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 3: Anyway, Leiah Coca and hey, Johnny, thanks're a good friend.

610
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 2: He was a founder of Chrysler and not in fact

611
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 2: aya Coca Cola, which would have been a slam dunk.

612
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,919
Speaker 2: What was he make a cola and just call it

613
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 2: coca cola and completely we would have never heard of pepsi. Well,

614
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 2: I went to saying that Coca cola would be like,

615
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 2: what are you doing do? And he goes, Hey, that's

616
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 2: not what it's my name. Sorry, I mean, what are

617
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 2: you gonna do? He could assume them for using his name.

618
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 2: Oh is it too late? It probably probably takes you passed.

619
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: It's not for him, for somebody else down the line. John,

620
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 2: Let's do my segment. Let's start with old jokes. We

621
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 2: call it joke about that John. One day a man

622
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 2: went to an auction. There he found an exotic parrot.

623
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 2: This is a true story. He really wanted this bird,

624
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 2: so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept bidding,

625
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 2: but he kept getting out bids, so he went higher

626
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 2: and hire and hire. Finally, after the bidding much more

627
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 2: than he had intended. Uh, he finally won. The bird

628
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 2: was his. As he was paying for the parrot, he

629
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 2: said to the auctioneer, I'm sure if this pair isn't effective,

630
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,120
Speaker 2: I'd hate to pay this much money only to find

631
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 2: out that he can't talk. Of course he can talk,

632
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 2: said the auctioneer. Who do you think at bidding against you?

633
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 2: I think I saw that you saw that one coming

634
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:06,679
Speaker 2: in a little minute. Okay, Parent, I don't know for hi,

635
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 2: I don't know.

636
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: Parent would have been the auctioneer better?

637
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 2: Oh man, parent impression?

638
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 1: Parent does an auctioneer?

639
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 2: Go all right, dude, I saw this video. It's one

640
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: of those like you. I feel like my Instagram algorithm

641
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 2: is now all dog accounts and people who have sanctuary

642
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 2: farms for donkeys and stuff. I mean, it is like

643
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 2: everything I look at is just like donkeys hugging people

644
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: and putting their resting their head and smiling on the people. Donkey,

645
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, donkey and these dogs. But I saw

646
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 2: this video, and it's an older video evidently, but it's

647
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 2: a true story of this man in Brazil who was

648
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 2: just like a farmer, and he lived on the coast

649
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 2: of Brazil, and he so his backyard is basically a

650
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 2: little beach front, and but he was not like rich

651
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 2: by any means. But he's walking along the beach one

652
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 2: day and he sees a penguin, a magellanic penguin that

653
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 2: was had oil spill and the pic could barely raise

654
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 2: his head. So he spent like three days cleaning the

655
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 2: oil off this penguin, and the penguin just stayed in

656
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: his yard for like months until he was strong enough,

657
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 2: and then he took the penguin, put him in his boat,

658
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 2: rowed him out to like a nearby island. Let him lose,

659
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 2: You're free. By the time he gets back home, the

660
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 2: penguin's in his yard. Back in his yard, he stays

661
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 2: another like eleven months, and then he just is gone

662
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 2: one day and the guy's like, well, that was it.

663
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 2: You know, we did our part. This penguin's now going

664
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 2: to go. And then but now and this was like

665
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 2: eleven years running when the video was shot, which I

666
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 2: think was like twenty eighteen or twenty seventeen. For eleven

667
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 2: years in a row, the penguin returns twice a year,

668
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 2: and the scientists do not really know why. So they

669
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 2: tracked the penguin at one point and it was swimming

670
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 2: five thousand miles one way in open water to back

671
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 2: to where it's from and the Magellan whatever islands mating

672
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 2: raising its young and then you know, the mother raises

673
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 2: the young mostly in penguin culture, and then it heads back. Wow,

674
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 2: it comes and visits him, and he's the only one

675
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 2: that the penguin will allow to touch him, Like he

676
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 2: can approach the penguin, but nobody else is, Like he'll

677
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: get skittish around any other human. He knows, and he

678
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 2: knows that that backyard, that one the instinct of this penguin.

679
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: He knows exactly five thousand miles one way of open water.

680
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 2: He does it like twice a year, and he did

681
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: it for the point of this videosna Is eleven. He

682
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: was fascinating. I'm not really like a huge bird, guy,

683
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 2: but like it makes me like go shweobe and chicken,

684
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 2: Like these are smart some of these birds man and guys.

685
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 2: There's stuff going on, man.

686
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 3: And it's like Lea Coca's dad said, at the end

687
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 3: of your life, you've had five real penguins.

688
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, they said, They asked. They said they did at

689
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 2: the end of the year. They said. They asked the

690
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 2: guy like, how do you feel about it? I can't

691
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 2: remember the guys then dn dim is what he named

692
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 2: the penguins. How do you feel about them? He goes.

693
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 2: He did not hesitate. He said he's like a son

694
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 2: to me. I mean, how could it not be? Your

695
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 2: son's not going five My son's not swim five thousand miles.

696
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 2: You think said he's going to swim five thousand miles

697
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 2: for you, maybe to get away from you. Jesus wise John.

698
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 2: A guy pulls up to a gas station. Okay, the

699
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 2: attendant notices there are five penguins in the back seat.

700
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 2: That's you. After this, the attendant says, what's going on?

701
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 2: You have five penguins in your back seat? I know.

702
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 2: The guy says, they jumped in at the light, and

703
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 2: now I don't know what to do. Tendant, thanks for

704
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 2: a second, and said, I'll tell you what i'd do.

705
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 2: I'd take them to the zoo. That's a great idea,

706
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 2: says the driver. Week later, some same driver pulls in

707
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 2: with the same five penguins, only now they're wearing sunglasses.

708
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 2: What are you doing? I thought I told you to

709
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 2: take this penguins to the zoo. He says, we did.

710
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 2: We had a great time. Today. We're going to the beach.

711
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 2: His name's Dim Dim. No it's not. It's not. The

712
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 2: flat circle one of those was a true story, but

713
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 2: that second part not so much. John. Let do this

714
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 2: week in history, we call it talk about then, John.

715
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 2: This week nineteen thirty seven, the Duke of Windsor married

716
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 2: American divorcee Missus Wallace Warfield Simpson. He renounced the throne

717
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 2: for love. I think it's happened since then. Didn't it

718
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 2: happen with the actress? Somebody renounced his role? Some prince

719
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 2: renounced his role for the actress. I can't remember. I don't.

720
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 2: I don't follow royalty. Oh, keep talking about Megan mark

721
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 2: Meghan Markle. That was that was a renouncing for love, right,

722
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 2: wasn't That doesn't? But I don't think he was the

723
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 2: He wasn't the director apparent. It wasn't he the spare

724
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 2: the spare apparent? Can you air a spare anyway? John?

725
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 2: This guy, the Duke of Windsor, he gave up his

726
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 2: throne as King Edward the eighth to marry her in

727
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 2: nineteen thirty six, becoming the Duke of Windsor. His brother

728
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 2: then became King George the sixth. So yeah, that's a

729
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 2: that's true love.

730
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: Do you watch the Crown?

731
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 2: But I mean again, I say that knowing that, like

732
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 2: maybe he didn't want to be king, and also you're

733
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 2: still gonna be taking care of the rest of your

734
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 2: life probably right, You're still from royalty. It's not like

735
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 2: he's like, and now I'll be destitute.

736
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: Did you ever watch the Crown?

737
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 2: No?

738
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: Bro, what are you doing?

739
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just not fascinated by England's You

740
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 2: need to go watch The Crown. Hey, we started a

741
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 2: little country in seventeen seventy six to get away from

742
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 2: all that two and fifty years ago.

743
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: Maybe you heard of it.

744
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 3: Listen, you need to go watch The Crown because that

745
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 3: whole storyline's unbelievable.

746
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's probably a they're probably embellishing a lot

747
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: along that way, aren't Yes, But so why I want

748
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 2: to start there? I don't think don't start me there.

749
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 2: I think that's like saying you want to know about JFK.

750
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 2: Go watch the Oliver Stone movie. Were they just like

751
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 2: speculate the whole also.

752
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 3: Watch documentaries on it, so you could watch those all right,

753
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 3: and they're great, But no, it was it was a

754
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 3: really big deal and George, his brother, had a major

755
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 3: stuttering issue.

756
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 2: It was just about the king's speech. I know about

757
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 2: the King's speech. I saw that. Well, I've seen everything

758
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 2: I need.

759
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: To say, and that's Elizabeth's dad.

760
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 3: So like, there's a lot that changed the course of

761
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 3: twentieth century, twenty first century British history through that process.

762
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: But yes, he did live very well off for the

763
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: rest of the time.

764
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you're going to be taken care of.

765
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 2: John this week seventeen fifty two. Reportedly, on this day,

766
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 2: Benjamin Franklin flew his kite proving that lightning is a

767
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 2: form of electricity. Now this is a lot of one

768
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 2: of those like where folklore kind of gets into history,

769
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 2: But this is a lot of accounts of this. According

770
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 2: to Franklin's description of the experiment, a silk kite with

771
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 2: a string that led to a key was to be

772
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 2: flown during the early stages of a storm. The kite

773
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 2: had a separate silk string that was attached to the

774
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 2: kite string near the key. The kite flyer was to

775
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 2: stand under a shelter so that he in the silk

776
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 2: string stayed dry, protecting them from the electric charge. It

777
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 2: is unlikely that the kite was actually struck by lightning,

778
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 2: as is in the All the stories say that the

779
00:33:54,960 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 2: key was struck by lightning, but more so that he

780
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 2: would probably have seriously injured Franklin if there was actually

781
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 2: a lightning strike, But it probably just gathered electricity from

782
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 2: the storm, as Franklin predicted it would. This and his

783
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,760
Speaker 2: lightning rod experiments helped prove that lightning was a form

784
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 2: of electricity.

785
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 3: And so by the way he began the lightning rod,

786
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 3: putting up lightning rods after that, or amazing.

787
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 2: On the huge building, starting a lot of fires.

788
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I think about it anytime you hear about

789
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 3: anything in historical buildings they burned down, and a lot

790
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 3: of that was lightning strikes. The Benjamin Franklin World, which

791
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 3: is a new book by Roger now, The Benjamin Franklin World.

792
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 3: But I'm still reading Washington. It's my vacation.

793
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 2: That's a big book.

794
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: That's one of those like thousand pages.

795
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I met like I meant like five hundred and ninety.

796
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: You know, what's too many, but he was such.

797
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 3: They were the So Benjamin Franklin was one of those

798
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 3: people who was a true global celebrity in his own lifetime.

799
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's only a few of those.

800
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like in those days especially, but he

801
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 3: was the most the most famous American and the most

802
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 3: famous Americans certainly in Europe. And obviously he was an

803
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 3: ambassador to France, and it was you know, a lot

804
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 3: of the behind the scenes stuff with the revolution. And

805
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 3: then George Washington be the other one. And interestingly enough,

806
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 3: when they go to create the Constitutional Convention. Of course

807
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 3: Franklin's pretty old at that point, but it was like

808
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 3: whoever the president of the Convention was going to be

809
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 3: was probably gonna become the President of the United States

810
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,919
Speaker 3: if they ever created a constitution, which their whole purpose

811
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 3: was not to create a constitution, they said, but was

812
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 3: stated to revise the Articles of Confederation.

813
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: So they ended up, you know, doing a lot more

814
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: than they said they were going to do, because they could.

815
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 3: They were scared to get people were scared to come

816
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 3: if they said they were just going to redo it.

817
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: And but.

818
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 3: Franklin deferred and basically was the one that suggested that

819
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 3: George Washington.

820
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 2: Be the Begause could.

821
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 1: I think he knew he was already Again, that's seventeen eighty.

822
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 2: You just didn't want to do it.

823
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 3: I think he's news too old, and that he knew

824
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 3: he had the he knew how famous he was, and

825
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 3: he tried to get George Washington to come to Europe

826
00:35:58,880 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 3: and visit.

827
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: Washington never left.

828
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 2: He's like, I don't need it. I'm already. I'm already,

829
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 2: I'm doing everything I need to do.

830
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, Washington just wanted to be at Mount Vernon and

831
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 1: do planting and stuff.

832
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 2: You know, it's like Andre the Giant under the Giant,

833
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 2: and they never put the belt on Andre because if

834
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 2: you did, if you had Hulk Hogan, you didn't need

835
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 2: to put the belt on because Andre was a draw

836
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 2: under himself. He knew it. They knew enough to know, Like,

837
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 2: why would you You're wasting a championship on Andrea because

838
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 2: he's a draw. You know, he doesn't need the belt

839
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 2: to be a draw. Wow, that's Benjamin Franks Franklin, Benjamin,

840
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: we never knew you were gonna te was gonna tie

841
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 2: Benjamin Franklin, Andrea the Giant, but he was the Andrea

842
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: the Giant politics.

843
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: Franklin the Giant, that's what they called him.

844
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 2: Nobody that it's probably five eight.

845
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: And ANDREI wait, yeah he was. He was a yeah.

846
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 2: John. This week in twelve thirty three, Oh remembers that

847
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 2: h Pope Gregory the ninth his first papal bull, his

848
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 2: first I guess the Vox Romana. He described the devil

849
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 2: worshiped by witches as half cat and half man, the

850
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 2: half cat half man figure and established the cat as

851
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 2: a creature of the devil. So he's kind of just

852
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 2: doing this preaching off the cuff. By the way, I've

853
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 2: decided that the devil's half cat, half man. So by

854
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 2: demonizing cats, it led them to them being killed throughout Europe,

855
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 2: and this ripple effect led to the decimation of Europeans.

856
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 2: European cat population led to an increase of rats and mice,

857
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 2: which in turn led to the spread of black death. Interesting,

858
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 2: so this guy gets up and just preaches whatever that

859
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: he's so powerful like this is it makes you think

860
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 2: about what you preach this Sunday. Tell you what, don't

861
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 2: be out here demonizing cats. What's funny is we have

862
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 2: a cat in our neighborhood. I'm allergic to cats. And

863
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 2: I never really liked cats because they hurt me. They

864
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,399
Speaker 2: make me my go. I go, yeah, they go. I'm

865
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 2: going like full on cut me mick eyes. If I'm

866
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 2: around a cat, I get asthma attacks. But there's a

867
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 2: cat that's so like friendly. It's Astray. It was astray

868
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 2: and now it's kind of an adopted by this family.

869
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 2: But they let it because it won't stay in the house.

870
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 2: It's one of those like it's lived outside its whole life,

871
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 2: so it just won't. So it goes house to house.

872
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 2: Just loves some people. And it's name is Sale. It's

873
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 2: a black cat, and I get the sail them anyway.

874
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 2: But this cat will just walk right up to you,

875
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 2: and I mean I want to pick it up so bad.

876
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 2: It is the sweetest cat. It makes me want a cat,

877
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 2: but I can't. I'm at Salem. I love you, and

878
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 2: he'll you know, he does the whole thing where he

879
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 2: goes between your legs and does the whole Figure eight.

880
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 3: Maybe if you over time exposed you a little bit

881
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 3: of day, Yeah, a little bit of day to build

882
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 3: up your tolerance to cat dander.

883
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 2: Maybe all take some cyanide too, just a little bit

884
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 2: just enough that won't kill me, just ruin my day,

885
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:38,919
Speaker 2: just enough.

886
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 3: In about two three years from now, you'll be able

887
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 3: to pet a cat and you'll think, Wow, that was

888
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 3: worth it, or you'll die of sinide poisoning. Either way,

889
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,720
Speaker 3: something perhaps nondescript will have happened.

890
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 2: I just I just want a pet so bad. I

891
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 2: need a pet right now.

892
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,399
Speaker 1: I'm just maybe you need to get a pet. That's

893
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 1: like maybe like a fish.

894
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 2: That's the thing is, if I had a cat, we

895
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 2: could probably justify having a cat, because we go on

896
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 2: the road a lot. Take your cat, can take care

897
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 2: every self, litterbox, change the little box, maybe somebody comes by.

898
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: Get one of the automatic kitchen, automatic feeders. Cat's not

899
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 2: gonna grieve usually that you're gone that much. A dog,

900
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 2: you just can't do it. But if I could be,

901
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 2: maybe I get shots, I get allergy shots, then we

902
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 2: can get a cat. Maybe do you really want to

903
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 2: carry it into the show and let me know if

904
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 2: that's a thing. Has it ever been like real cat

905
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 2: or allergie shots? Worth it? Is it? Is? It? Does

906
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 2: it really reverse your calories? Does it really mitigate enough

907
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 2: to where I could be a cat owner? Because if so,

908
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 2: I think I could see doing it. So how would

909
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 2: somebody get in touch with the show John?

910
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 3: Then we go to talk about that podcast dot com?

911
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 3: Or they'd send an email to Hello.

912
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 2: At talk about that podcast dot com. Also over four

913
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 2: hundred episodes if you want to, they're archived right on there.

914
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 2: And anyway, Yeah, maybe I get a cat. Maybe I

915
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 2: think it might fundamentally change our friendship. You might not

916
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 2: be in one of my five? Are you not a cat? Heard?

917
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 2: Are you like Haye cat's that much?

918
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: Do I hate them ergic as well?

919
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well you or not? It's like you're over my

920
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 2: house all the time.

921
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: That's true, and this would be a good reason not

922
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: to come to.

923
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 2: You're like, we can't, I couldn't. You're a home turf guy.

924
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 2: You're like, what you're cooling over? I got the pool? Okay,

925
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 2: I a grill?

926
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 1: Do you have a pool? Do you ever offered a grill?

927
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 2: How often do you use that pool versus what you

928
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 2: spend on it? Would you put in a pool if

929
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 2: you didn't have a pool.

930
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: The pool's not for me.

931
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 2: Would you put in a pool if you didn't have

932
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 2: a pool?

933
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: No, yes, not for me. Listen, I don't like cold water. Yeah,

934
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 1: I get in the pool a couple of times a year.

935
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 2: It's not heated. Your pool that's really hot.

936
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: So it's shallow, so it warms up pretty quickly.

937
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 2: I know somebody else is sha't that don't.

938
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: Preach you want it though.

939
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 3: You even invited me to the pool this year, partly

940
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 3: because I have some deck repairs. I'm waiting on my

941
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 3: friend to come.

942
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 2: I'll trip and fall through the deck. I mean that

943
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 2: was like, well, we can't lighter friends, we go.

944
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: Right through this like a sack of dirt.

945
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 2: That's fine. Message received.

946
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: No, I want to have you over. I'm just not

947
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: even home again.

948
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 2: It's fine.

949
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: In fact, when this comes out, I won't even be here.

950
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: That seems like I was dying.

951
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 2: I was. If you're listening to this show a horrible accent,

952
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 2: I'll just be. I'm gonna now read John's will.

953
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 3: Podcast to Johnny, that was dark. Get another host that

954
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 3: you really like.

955
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 2: Now, nothing can happen because we've said all that all flippantly,

956
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 2: and we'll have to edit it out like they knew

957
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 2: something that, Oh it'd be bad. You don't know how,

958
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 2: but if you say it, it won't happen. I'm gonna I'm

959
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 2: gonna say it because it won't happen.

960
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 3: Now, I'm gonna put this in there to posts, you know,

961
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 3: like schedule it, and you won't be able to stop it.

962
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: Something happened. I got to get to the John's computer.

963
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 3: I was like, what if I was like on a

964
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 3: submarine and my computer went down with me or whatever?

965
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 2: Are you going to volleyball try out on a submarine?

966
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 2: That you're headed to volleyball camp in a submarine and

967
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 2: this thing was expensive? Well wait, once you see it,

968
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 2: you'll know why. This is a very strange camp, says

969
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 2: in the Navy. Now, oh, seven year deal, it would

970
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 2: be cheaper. You're probably right.

971
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey guys, well man, thanks for all the time

972
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: you gave us this week.

973
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 3: Make sure you check out Johnny w j n n

974
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 3: i EW dot com for lots of new tour dates

975
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 3: and lots of opportunities to see his live show with

976
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 3: many amazing openers. And you're gonna want to go be

977
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 3: a part of what Johnn's doing out there in the road.

978
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 3: But thanks for the time you.

979
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: Gave us this week. Let's do it again next week

980
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: hereon talk about that