WEBVTT - Prank 2 June 2026

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<v Speaker 1>KFM Mornings with Darren Sherlin, Sis and you stop what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's another world famous crank car from Darren Wackhead, something

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<v Speaker 2>exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so I like answering adverts at times where you

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<v Speaker 1>know you can drive under a bridge and on those

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<v Speaker 1>electric boxes bring your wife back. There's there's multiple services,

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<v Speaker 1>powerful services. I mean, like, why wouldn't you use the services?

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<v Speaker 1>There's some that offer extensions to appendages, enlargements. I think

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<v Speaker 1>what they like to use. I've tried. It doesn't work,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for I've called four different people and still

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<v Speaker 1>a prank. It was bred. It wasn't for reals, it

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<v Speaker 1>was for play plays. There's there's a there's another ad

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<v Speaker 1>Accurate and confidential readings. And there's a number care So

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<v Speaker 1>I make the call. Where is this going? You are

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<v Speaker 1>about to find out? Sorry? What is your name? Sharon?

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, I'm sorry. I believe that my grant is

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get in contact with me. Okay, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get in touch with her. Okay, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>help you with that. Can you tell that she's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get I know she used to wear a hair

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<v Speaker 1>up quite often. Well you know she actually didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>any hair or it's really short, and she's very I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to pick up now. She's very very not

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<v Speaker 1>a very big woman, very very petite in particular. Well

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<v Speaker 1>she was a plus size model. Yeah, very precise, very quite,

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<v Speaker 1>a very, very soft and gentle person. Can you tell

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<v Speaker 1>that she wants some contact with me? She wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to me because you know, I'm really trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get in touch with her. Yes, she will. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>she's here doing it right now. Okay, Have you got

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<v Speaker 1>a number? What did you say? Have you got a

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<v Speaker 1>telephone number? Your grand number? No? Is this not Directory Inquiries? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not, because she's trying to get hold of it

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<v Speaker 1>and I've lost her number. So I just thought i'd

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<v Speaker 1>phone Directory Inquiries to get a number. It's a Missus B.

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<v Speaker 1>Simpson living in Primrose. I don't know what you mean, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I do do psychic readings. No, but I'm this is

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<v Speaker 1>telecommon inquiries. No, I'm sorry, so you can't put me

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<v Speaker 1>straight through? Then no, oh, because my grand is still alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I know, but I was picking up. But she's

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<v Speaker 1>really concerned about you and she's alive. Yeah, oh right,

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<v Speaker 1>because so you aren't talk comaquaries. No, I'm not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this was dragging on a bit. Then yeah, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>no worries. Then, wow, what a ride. But your grand's

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<v Speaker 1>worried about you? She is? Yeah, it's the way to

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<v Speaker 1>communicate when you're out of airtime. I guess is your

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<v Speaker 1>grand she's not? So? Yeah? No, maybe she was possible

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<v Speaker 1>act you know bread but maybe like she was as

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<v Speaker 1>you say, and I missed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't give me how disrespectful I wanted to make a connection.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, these children, they have no manners? Sure bred

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<v Speaker 1>Now you got me thinking there waiting you miss granny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well I never knew it.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, that's even deeper than she was ready to connect.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I never knew. Well I never had any grandparents. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying like it's a sad thing. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it is a sad thing, But I didn't know grandparents

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<v Speaker 1>to miss them, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>both sides. That's unusual, both sides. Yeah, time to make

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<v Speaker 1>a call. No, I was a Lt. Lumberky you see,

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<v Speaker 1>my parents got married much older. Yeah. And also back

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<v Speaker 1>then the war. How old do you think I am?

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<v Speaker 1>In the olden time? In World War one? War bread damn?

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<v Speaker 1>How old do you know? Like from World War two?

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<v Speaker 1>There's from World War two there's like only three people

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<v Speaker 1>still left living. Yeah, you know my parents from that year. Okay,