WEBVTT - Senseless Survey 23 March 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, we go. Here is another senseless survey

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<v Speaker 1>from Darren Wackheads Simps then on KFM Mornings, KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's let's have some numbers team, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I start with you shouldn't how many senseless survey questions? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine questions? Nine? Wow? Is that subs? Nine? Wow? For

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<v Speaker 1>means you think for nine? Nine? Go? Nine? You're a

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<v Speaker 1>winner today? Produce of bread nine nine tickets to Kday

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend. Yes, yes, you do, well done. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm going to give you. I'm gonna give you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to upgrade you to your v RP backstage

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<v Speaker 1>cost incredible, thank you, thank you only the best. First,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't mind ice cream once a week for a

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<v Speaker 1>year at small ice cream van as well. Say well

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<v Speaker 1>that that could be yours? It could it could, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, because I'm not going to be here. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm off on Wednesday for a couple of weeks. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I gave my VP backstage pass to our head

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<v Speaker 1>of security. All right, what do you mean how like

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<v Speaker 1>as in the Simpson household or Prime Media's head of security.

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<v Speaker 1>I have I am head of security at my house.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm head of security. Right when there's a noise in

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<v Speaker 1>the night, I'm going to investigate. If there's something happening outside,

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<v Speaker 1>I go and investigate. All right, But our head of

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<v Speaker 1>security at pre Media Kim Kim. Yes, Kim and her

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<v Speaker 1>twin sister. Oh is she in? Yes? So I've said

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<v Speaker 1>to her, but there's a condition if I give you

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<v Speaker 1>my tickets. She's got to go up on stage with

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<v Speaker 1>you guys with a with a mask. That's scary. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna stand there. So I hope Kim is

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<v Speaker 1>ready to lead the karaoke this year. Well she must,

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<v Speaker 1>so please be kind to her and look after her,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, because she looks after us Monday to Friar okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and Brandon Lee on weekends and nights. Okay, So listen

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<v Speaker 1>nine questions. You all nailed it on the WhatsApp telephone.

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<v Speaker 1>No more take is there. This is where I ask

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<v Speaker 1>a very very important questions about about about life, the

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<v Speaker 1>world and everything in between, okay, And they need answering.

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<v Speaker 1>So I find up a random person and I get

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<v Speaker 1>the best that I can out of them. Good morning, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm aging three one six. I'm calling you from the

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<v Speaker 1>senseless beer bh, ma'am, I just got a couple questions

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you for your country. Let me take thirty

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<v Speaker 1>seconds of your time. Okay. Do you know that if

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<v Speaker 1>you have a teenager, you are not a mom or

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<v Speaker 1>a dad. You are an embarrassment? Wo uh dear, if

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't know how old you were, how old would

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<v Speaker 1>you say you are? I'd say I feel about twenty one? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And how old are you? Sercy? Okay? Do your fingers

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<v Speaker 1>only exist to let you know when to stop grating cheese? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't, ma'am. Who is the guy who looked straight

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<v Speaker 1>at a purple onion and said, we're gonna call this

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<v Speaker 1>a red onion? I have no clue, ma'am. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever been too tired to get up and go pee,

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<v Speaker 1>but too full of pea to fall asleep? M battle

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<v Speaker 1>every night? Have you ever filled an hour glass with

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<v Speaker 1>mayonnaise just to make time go by more slowly? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Our baby on board car stickers just people saying to

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<v Speaker 1>the world I've done it. I suppose we can say that,

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<v Speaker 1>why does the word syllable have three syllables? Okay, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be almost done, because it's like more than seconds Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>If Maybeline can make our lashes look four times longer,

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<v Speaker 1>why aren't they in the condom making industry yet? No

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<v Speaker 1>clues they should be. She gave you a kiggle before

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<v Speaker 1>she put down very We've got We've got some decent answers.

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<v Speaker 1>There interesting questions. How old would you be if you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know your age? I don't know. I always I

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<v Speaker 1>always feel like I'm in my twenties. I don't look

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm in my twenties, but I feel like mentally

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<v Speaker 1>my mental age because my instinct would be to choose

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<v Speaker 1>the happiest time. Some people would choose where they felt like,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe the strongest store. The twenties. You you, you're free.

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<v Speaker 1>The pressure is not on yet. Yeah, you know your thirties.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to find broke it broke thirties. A switch

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<v Speaker 1>flips and you gotta go. Okay, I gotta start taking

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<v Speaker 1>this thing called life seriously. Twenties you've got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of wiggle room. You can bump your head a few times.

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<v Speaker 1>You can make a lot of mistakes and it's all fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Make a mistake in your fifties. Oh, it's a bit

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<v Speaker 1>more serious because I'm actually twenty thirties is great. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel early thirties yeah, but feeling early thirties yeah, are

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<v Speaker 1>ely thirties for me. This is a real old people conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, twenties. People in their twenties have never had

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<v Speaker 1>this conversation. How do you feel? Twelve? Okay, that was

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<v Speaker 1>your senseless survey.