Speaker 1: Here we go, we go. Here is another senseless survey
Speaker 1: from Darren Wackheads Simps then on KFM Mornings, KFM Mornings.
Speaker 1: All right, let's let's have some numbers team, all right,
Speaker 1: I start with you shouldn't how many senseless survey questions? Okay?
Speaker 1: Nine questions? Nine? Wow? Is that subs? Nine? Wow? For
Speaker 1: means you think for nine? Nine? Go? Nine? You're a
Speaker 1: winner today? Produce of bread nine nine tickets to Kday
Speaker 1: this weekend. Yes, yes, you do, well done. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm going to give you. I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to upgrade you to your v RP backstage
Speaker 1: cost incredible, thank you, thank you only the best. First,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind ice cream once a week for a
Speaker 1: year at small ice cream van as well. Say well
Speaker 1: that that could be yours? It could it could, by
Speaker 1: the way, because I'm not going to be here. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm off on Wednesday for a couple of weeks. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I gave my VP backstage pass to our head
Speaker 1: of security. All right, what do you mean how like
Speaker 1: as in the Simpson household or Prime Media's head of security.
Speaker 1: I have I am head of security at my house.
Speaker 1: I'm head of security. Right when there's a noise in
Speaker 1: the night, I'm going to investigate. If there's something happening outside,
Speaker 1: I go and investigate. All right, But our head of
Speaker 1: security at pre Media Kim Kim. Yes, Kim and her
Speaker 1: twin sister. Oh is she in? Yes? So I've said
Speaker 1: to her, but there's a condition if I give you
Speaker 1: my tickets. She's got to go up on stage with
Speaker 1: you guys with a with a mask. That's scary. Okay,
Speaker 1: You're not gonna stand there. So I hope Kim is
Speaker 1: ready to lead the karaoke this year. Well she must,
Speaker 1: so please be kind to her and look after her,
Speaker 1: all right, because she looks after us Monday to Friar okay,
Speaker 1: and Brandon Lee on weekends and nights. Okay, So listen
Speaker 1: nine questions. You all nailed it on the WhatsApp telephone.
Speaker 1: No more take is there. This is where I ask
Speaker 1: a very very important questions about about about life, the
Speaker 1: world and everything in between, okay, And they need answering.
Speaker 1: So I find up a random person and I get
Speaker 1: the best that I can out of them. Good morning, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I'm aging three one six. I'm calling you from the
Speaker 1: senseless beer bh, ma'am, I just got a couple questions
Speaker 1: to ask you for your country. Let me take thirty
Speaker 1: seconds of your time. Okay. Do you know that if
Speaker 1: you have a teenager, you are not a mom or
Speaker 1: a dad. You are an embarrassment? Wo uh dear, if
Speaker 1: you didn't know how old you were, how old would
Speaker 1: you say you are? I'd say I feel about twenty one? Okay?
Speaker 1: And how old are you? Sercy? Okay? Do your fingers
Speaker 1: only exist to let you know when to stop grating cheese? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: they don't, ma'am. Who is the guy who looked straight
Speaker 1: at a purple onion and said, we're gonna call this
Speaker 1: a red onion? I have no clue, ma'am. Have you
Speaker 1: ever been too tired to get up and go pee,
Speaker 1: but too full of pea to fall asleep? M battle
Speaker 1: every night? Have you ever filled an hour glass with
Speaker 1: mayonnaise just to make time go by more slowly? No?
Speaker 1: Our baby on board car stickers just people saying to
Speaker 1: the world I've done it. I suppose we can say that,
Speaker 1: why does the word syllable have three syllables? Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: be almost done, because it's like more than seconds Okay.
Speaker 1: If Maybeline can make our lashes look four times longer,
Speaker 1: why aren't they in the condom making industry yet? No
Speaker 1: clues they should be. She gave you a kiggle before
Speaker 1: she put down very We've got We've got some decent answers.
Speaker 1: There interesting questions. How old would you be if you
Speaker 1: didn't know your age? I don't know. I always I
Speaker 1: always feel like I'm in my twenties. I don't look
Speaker 1: like I'm in my twenties, but I feel like mentally
Speaker 1: my mental age because my instinct would be to choose
Speaker 1: the happiest time. Some people would choose where they felt like,
Speaker 1: maybe the strongest store. The twenties. You you, you're free.
Speaker 1: The pressure is not on yet. Yeah, you know your thirties.
Speaker 1: You've got to find broke it broke thirties. A switch
Speaker 1: flips and you gotta go. Okay, I gotta start taking
Speaker 1: this thing called life seriously. Twenties you've got a lot
Speaker 1: of wiggle room. You can bump your head a few times.
Speaker 1: You can make a lot of mistakes and it's all fine.
Speaker 1: Make a mistake in your fifties. Oh, it's a bit
Speaker 1: more serious because I'm actually twenty thirties is great. I
Speaker 1: feel early thirties yeah, but feeling early thirties yeah, are
Speaker 1: ely thirties for me. This is a real old people conversation,
Speaker 1: you know, twenties. People in their twenties have never had
Speaker 1: this conversation. How do you feel? Twelve? Okay, that was
Speaker 1: your senseless survey.