WEBVTT - Prank 1 June 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on

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<v Speaker 2>KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, get around some of the most important questions. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hear, crucial, life changing I'll say that with my

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<v Speaker 1>tongue firmly in my cheeks. Okay, so it's a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of fun. No more takers on the WhatsApp telephone.

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<v Speaker 1>How many sens of survey questions? Well, I ask this morning, Sherlin.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten questions, ten serbs, eleven questions, eleven.

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<v Speaker 4>Remi seven questions, seven producer bread nine No is somebody right?

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<v Speaker 4>One of you is correct?

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<v Speaker 3>That's seven was interesting from you? Remies? Do you know

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<v Speaker 3>something we don't? No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>You see all Remies noses the lenk.

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<v Speaker 3>So I always know.

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<v Speaker 1>He's trying to guess, he tries to decipher.

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<v Speaker 2>But how is that really because you never know what

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<v Speaker 2>this man is doing to the people on the other.

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<v Speaker 3>Side of the line.

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<v Speaker 4>Some questions are long, some questions are short.

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<v Speaker 3>And the length is a bit shorter than normal.

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<v Speaker 4>To some aren't even questions. Oh, someone just statements exactly right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, This is where I call up a random person

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<v Speaker 1>and you get to win a small a big prize

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<v Speaker 1>from a small business in the Western Gap.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what we've got.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got a an LG nine thousand BTU non inverter

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<v Speaker 1>back to back air con unit from Ocean Breeze air Conditioning.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got that. That's a superprise. We've got a whole

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of things, restaurant marches, beauty pampers, ice cream, tickets

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<v Speaker 1>to all the stuff, all the shows in and around

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<v Speaker 1>Cape Town. We got it all. Okay, no more. Now

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<v Speaker 1>now it's time to get serious. Ye ask me the

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<v Speaker 1>real questions that need as king Luck who was in

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<v Speaker 1>charge of the visas for Bafana bafun.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's put that behind us. That person they're getting on

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<v Speaker 3>a plane today, let's focus on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you, for no prize money at all. That

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<v Speaker 1>person's getting fired.

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<v Speaker 3>Today or promoted, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually yeah, maybe they'll become the kit manager.

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<v Speaker 3>But we're focusing on the positive.

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<v Speaker 1>But one thing that I know for sure is that

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<v Speaker 1>our president will start a Commission of inquiry naturally, which

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<v Speaker 1>is going to cost twenty five billion rand. It's going

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<v Speaker 1>to take six years and we will be no closer

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<v Speaker 1>to the truth, but it quells public dessent exactly, diverts attention.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so here the serious question.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this morning's senseless survey.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, and thank you for calling that charge.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Agent four three one. I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>from the Census Bureau. I need to just ask you

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<v Speaker 1>a few questions. Will only take about thirty seconds. It

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<v Speaker 1>does being called a hypochondriac make you feel sick? No?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you eat lots of garlic last night?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, I can smell it on you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I know you can't. What's the name of your

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<v Speaker 1>smelliest friend? Are you going to wear that outfit today?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>What number am I thinking of? Twenty three?

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<v Speaker 1>Nah?

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<v Speaker 4>Seven?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you blame the hard divorce rate on the recent

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<v Speaker 1>popularity of eye surgery?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure of?

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<v Speaker 1>I say, no, no, no, no, I don't. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>know that Johannesburg spelt backwards? Says Cape Town.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, well what, No, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Jog Oh, sorry, it's Johannesburg spelt backwards, says Blomfontaine.

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<v Speaker 4>No it doesn't. How do you throw away a trash?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you just throw it away?

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<v Speaker 4>You thush it in the can?

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<v Speaker 1>If I told you I was sending you a special tweet?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you assume I was really into social networking or

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<v Speaker 1>that I had a speech.

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<v Speaker 4>Impediment social networking? Are you at the age where you

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<v Speaker 4>prefer weed killer or killer weed?

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<v Speaker 3>That his last times you hung up away too late

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<v Speaker 3>for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Certain it's your birthday? I'm fitting is Bethel tweet? It

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<v Speaker 1>was silly, but dude, just what is this?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>But think about it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, no, I don't want to which Johannesburg spelled

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<v Speaker 1>backwards is oats?

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<v Speaker 4>And actually.

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<v Speaker 3>No it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>And you know he had to think. End with the g.

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<v Speaker 1>Zarah Larson with Midnight Sun Here on k for morning's

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<v Speaker 1>Brandon from Colstean Fontaine.

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<v Speaker 4>How's it, Brandon? How are your brother? All good things

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<v Speaker 4>are I'm very well.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you man, very well. Good Monday ahead of us here,

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<v Speaker 1>m hm, you're up for this Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>You're up for it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep?

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<v Speaker 4>Good? The only way to work, way to work?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's been the will if you first give me

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<v Speaker 1>an answer, Brandon, how many sense of survey questions did

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<v Speaker 1>I ask?

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<v Speaker 3>Then?

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<v Speaker 4>Is a correct answer? Well done?

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<v Speaker 3>Excellent?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, done into the championship Browns. You get to spin

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<v Speaker 1>the wheel of joy foster slow left or right? Slowly,

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<v Speaker 1>slow and left. Okay, let's see what you get and

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<v Speaker 1>remember what you get is what you get. And what

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<v Speaker 1>did you get? You have won yourself and H two

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<v Speaker 1>elevated hydrogen water bottle from Zennyworth worth two thousand, five

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and ninety nine rands.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, what down? That's fancy infuses water with dissolved

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<v Speaker 3>molecular hydrogen.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoa, what is that science? It's putting more H in

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<v Speaker 4>the two?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, you're gonna look forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, well look it's it's all very healthy, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's all incredibly good for you.

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<v Speaker 4>And you know what, it's also very fashionable.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's very cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, report back.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so now the price. So now, Brandon, now you

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<v Speaker 1>can walk around with a water flows like a teenage girl.

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<v Speaker 3>We we are, we are, we are hydrated, our organs

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<v Speaker 3>are healthy.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Follow follow the lead of the young young girls.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that? What's that other one? The Stanley you got?

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to Stanley? Well, I'm raising you an H

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<v Speaker 1>two elevated hydrogen.

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<v Speaker 3>Water bottle.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no clue, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>I won't go google it. I won't lie. I have

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<v Speaker 4>no idea either.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's now it's it's so, it's dissolved molecular hydrogen.

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<v Speaker 1>So it turns your water from H too to H seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, yeah, I don't know if that's what they

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<v Speaker 1>say on the website.

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<v Speaker 4>I just made that up.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't listen to that and just enjoy your price.

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<v Speaker 4>And your water. Okay, Brandon, you take care of.

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<v Speaker 1>My many Bye bye bye, there we go, and okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's find out exactly what this is because I'm interested.

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<v Speaker 1>it okay. It is twenty three minutes after eight o'clock