Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 2: Here is another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on
Speaker 2: KFM Mornings.
Speaker 3: KFM Mornings.
Speaker 1: Okay, get around some of the most important questions. You're
Speaker 1: gonna hear, crucial, life changing I'll say that with my
Speaker 1: tongue firmly in my cheeks. Okay, so it's a little
Speaker 1: bit of fun. No more takers on the WhatsApp telephone.
Speaker 1: How many sens of survey questions? Well, I ask this morning, Sherlin.
Speaker 1: Ten questions, ten serbs, eleven questions, eleven.
Speaker 4: Remi seven questions, seven producer bread nine No is somebody right?
Speaker 4: One of you is correct?
Speaker 3: That's seven was interesting from you? Remies? Do you know
Speaker 3: something we don't? No, I don't.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: You see all Remies noses the lenk.
Speaker 3: So I always know.
Speaker 1: He's trying to guess, he tries to decipher.
Speaker 2: But how is that really because you never know what
Speaker 2: this man is doing to the people on the other.
Speaker 3: Side of the line.
Speaker 4: Some questions are long, some questions are short.
Speaker 3: And the length is a bit shorter than normal.
Speaker 4: To some aren't even questions. Oh, someone just statements exactly right.
Speaker 1: Okay, This is where I call up a random person
Speaker 1: and you get to win a small a big prize
Speaker 1: from a small business in the Western Gap.
Speaker 4: You know what we've got.
Speaker 1: We've got a an LG nine thousand BTU non inverter
Speaker 1: back to back air con unit from Ocean Breeze air Conditioning.
Speaker 1: We've got that. That's a superprise. We've got a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of things, restaurant marches, beauty pampers, ice cream, tickets
Speaker 1: to all the stuff, all the shows in and around
Speaker 1: Cape Town. We got it all. Okay, no more. Now
Speaker 1: now it's time to get serious. Ye ask me the
Speaker 1: real questions that need as king Luck who was in
Speaker 1: charge of the visas for Bafana bafun.
Speaker 3: Let's put that behind us. That person they're getting on
Speaker 3: a plane today, let's focus on that.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, for no prize money at all. That
Speaker 1: person's getting fired.
Speaker 3: Today or promoted, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Actually yeah, maybe they'll become the kit manager.
Speaker 3: But we're focusing on the positive.
Speaker 1: But one thing that I know for sure is that
Speaker 1: our president will start a Commission of inquiry naturally, which
Speaker 1: is going to cost twenty five billion rand. It's going
Speaker 1: to take six years and we will be no closer
Speaker 1: to the truth, but it quells public dessent exactly, diverts attention.
Speaker 4: Okay, so here the serious question.
Speaker 1: This is this morning's senseless survey.
Speaker 4: Good morning, and thank you for calling that charge.
Speaker 1: My name is Agent four three one. I'm calling you
Speaker 1: from the Census Bureau. I need to just ask you
Speaker 1: a few questions. Will only take about thirty seconds. It
Speaker 1: does being called a hypochondriac make you feel sick? No?
Speaker 4: Did you eat lots of garlic last night?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, I didn't.
Speaker 4: Wow, I can smell it on you.
Speaker 1: No, I know you can't. What's the name of your
Speaker 1: smelliest friend? Are you going to wear that outfit today?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: What number am I thinking of? Twenty three?
Speaker 1: Nah?
Speaker 4: Seven?
Speaker 1: Do you blame the hard divorce rate on the recent
Speaker 1: popularity of eye surgery?
Speaker 3: Sure of?
Speaker 1: I say, no, no, no, no, I don't. Did you
Speaker 1: know that Johannesburg spelt backwards? Says Cape Town.
Speaker 4: Now, well what, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Jog Oh, sorry, it's Johannesburg spelt backwards, says Blomfontaine.
Speaker 4: No it doesn't. How do you throw away a trash?
Speaker 2: Can you just throw it away?
Speaker 4: You thush it in the can?
Speaker 1: If I told you I was sending you a special tweet?
Speaker 1: Would you assume I was really into social networking or
Speaker 1: that I had a speech.
Speaker 4: Impediment social networking? Are you at the age where you
Speaker 4: prefer weed killer or killer weed?
Speaker 3: That his last times you hung up away too late
Speaker 3: for me?
Speaker 1: Certain it's your birthday? I'm fitting is Bethel tweet? It
Speaker 1: was silly, but dude, just what is this?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 4: But think about it?
Speaker 1: You know, no, I don't want to which Johannesburg spelled
Speaker 1: backwards is oats?
Speaker 4: And actually.
Speaker 3: No it's not.
Speaker 4: And you know he had to think. End with the g.
Speaker 1: Zarah Larson with Midnight Sun Here on k for morning's
Speaker 1: Brandon from Colstean Fontaine.
Speaker 4: How's it, Brandon? How are your brother? All good things
Speaker 4: are I'm very well.
Speaker 1: Thank you man, very well. Good Monday ahead of us here,
Speaker 1: m hm, you're up for this Monday.
Speaker 4: You're up for it?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 4: Good? The only way to work, way to work?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's been the will if you first give me
Speaker 1: an answer, Brandon, how many sense of survey questions did
Speaker 1: I ask?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 4: Is a correct answer? Well done?
Speaker 3: Excellent?
Speaker 1: Okay, done into the championship Browns. You get to spin
Speaker 1: the wheel of joy foster slow left or right? Slowly,
Speaker 1: slow and left. Okay, let's see what you get and
Speaker 1: remember what you get is what you get. And what
Speaker 1: did you get? You have won yourself and H two
Speaker 1: elevated hydrogen water bottle from Zennyworth worth two thousand, five
Speaker 1: hundred and ninety nine rands.
Speaker 3: Oh my, what down? That's fancy infuses water with dissolved
Speaker 3: molecular hydrogen.
Speaker 4: Whoa, what is that science? It's putting more H in
Speaker 4: the two?
Speaker 3: Oh oh, you're gonna look forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well look it's it's all very healthy, and
Speaker 1: it's all incredibly good for you.
Speaker 4: And you know what, it's also very fashionable.
Speaker 3: It's it's very cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, report back.
Speaker 1: Okay, so now the price. So now, Brandon, now you
Speaker 1: can walk around with a water flows like a teenage girl.
Speaker 3: We we are, we are, we are hydrated, our organs
Speaker 3: are healthy.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3: Follow follow the lead of the young young girls.
Speaker 1: What's that? What's that other one? The Stanley you got?
Speaker 1: You've got to Stanley? Well, I'm raising you an H
Speaker 1: two elevated hydrogen.
Speaker 3: Water bottle.
Speaker 2: I have no clue, I'm.
Speaker 4: I won't go google it. I won't lie. I have
Speaker 4: no idea either.
Speaker 1: But it's now it's it's so, it's dissolved molecular hydrogen.
Speaker 1: So it turns your water from H too to H seven.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, I don't know if that's what they
Speaker 1: say on the website.
Speaker 4: I just made that up.
Speaker 3: Don't listen to that and just enjoy your price.
Speaker 4: And your water. Okay, Brandon, you take care of.
Speaker 1: My many Bye bye bye, there we go, and okay,
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