WEBVTT - Prank: 27 February 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's another world famous.

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<v Speaker 1>Crank car from Darren Wackhead, something that exclusive to KFM mornings. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's lock in. There we go again. Lock the doors.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't going anywhere. Lock the door, Lock the doors.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to try and parachute out of your halfway through,

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<v Speaker 3>but you're not going anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>You stay in put.

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<v Speaker 2>If you are eating something, I suggest.

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<v Speaker 1>You stop right now. Stop right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm having my good coffee, my first cup, my only

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<v Speaker 2>cup this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't ruin this for me, Darren.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually putting a message out to all the orthodontists

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<v Speaker 3>and all the people that know, people that have braces, plates,

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<v Speaker 3>false teeth or whatever. I'm at your service anytime of

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<v Speaker 3>day because I will do one of these a week

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<v Speaker 3>if you need. Okay, So yesterday it was the braces.

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<v Speaker 3>Today it was the refurbished secondhand braces that the lady

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know, all right, and it ended badly, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So today the ending is no different. But let me

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<v Speaker 3>tell you about the beginning. So this lady's gone and

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<v Speaker 3>she's got a plate made, you know, like you get

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<v Speaker 3>a plate that fills teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>Like maybe one or two. Yeah, it's got too lucky.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very think.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so she's gone, she's had it done, and she's

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<v Speaker 3>gone for to go pick up fitteen coop.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is.

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<v Speaker 3>So now she's already started complaining, like the thing keeps

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<v Speaker 3>popping out, the fit is not not right, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>So she thinks there's just a few minor adjustments that

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<v Speaker 3>need to be had. Oh, well, I'm the orthodontist. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a lot worse than a few minor adjustments.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, I'm looking for missus Gander. Please Hi, I am

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<v Speaker 3>calling from doctor Toron's office. I'm the I'm the orthodontist

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<v Speaker 3>that may your plate. I believe it keeps popping out.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct, it's actually not actually not sitting properly, not even

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<v Speaker 2>sitting flush.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, look regrettably this was my mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, Now, because.

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<v Speaker 2>You say, if I bring it in, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>be with us for two days, and I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Do that because I've got meeking Okay, yes, and there

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<v Speaker 3>are two very prominent teeth there in the front.

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<v Speaker 2>Just yes, And I've actually got showing it's got the insurance.

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<v Speaker 2>And I need to talk a lot because I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>fire I talk a lot, so you see, and I've

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<v Speaker 2>got appointments I'm going to keep on tomorrow and does

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<v Speaker 2>you and it it goes okay, all right? How to

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<v Speaker 2>do it in one day?

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<v Speaker 3>It's not as simple as just an adjustment, because, as

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<v Speaker 3>I said, regrettably, this is my mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, it's very very rare that we do.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, on two different people, a very similar structure,

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<v Speaker 3>very similar plate, and I've accidentally issued the wrong plate.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I kind of even eat because it picks up.

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<v Speaker 2>I have been having liquids since Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you see your plate.

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<v Speaker 3>It's actually a plate for another sixteen year old boy

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<v Speaker 3>that had his two teeth knocked out from a cricket ball.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you actually wearing the sixteen year old boy's

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<v Speaker 3>plate in your mouth now. And it's very rare because

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, what are the chances of making an almost

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<v Speaker 3>identical plate, you understand.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And there's nothing that you can actually do to

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<v Speaker 2>sub it in between, because there's no way that can

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<v Speaker 2>go with as a teeth in the front.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got to give the boy his rightful plate because

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<v Speaker 3>his parents said he's got photographs on Thursday, school photographs

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<v Speaker 3>for the cricket team.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know because I've got meetings and you're telling

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<v Speaker 2>me where is my plate?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, your plate we accidentally gave to him and it's

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<v Speaker 3>it's also popping out, so we just need to switch

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<v Speaker 3>the two.

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<v Speaker 2>He's saying now that I'm mean, he's streak and he's

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<v Speaker 2>got my place.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so you've been wearing his and he's been wearing her.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this a crazy mix up?

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<v Speaker 2>Madness? So you're telling me that now you mustop around.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not an easier stopping around. There's no ways in

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<v Speaker 2>hell I'm going to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's going to fit perfectly, you know what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 3>because his one is meant for your mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I can, but I can't understand. How can now

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<v Speaker 2>I use his split and he used my plate. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no ways I'm going to agree to that.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's what you're doing. Now, do you understand what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying? You are using his plate and he's using

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<v Speaker 3>your plate.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're thinking we got to stop around again. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a frustration for me. You don't take seven thousands for

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<v Speaker 2>a plate for a mistake at first, because.

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<v Speaker 1>He was using this plate for three months. Story.

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<v Speaker 3>Now the one that the plate that's in your mouth

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<v Speaker 3>is his plate that he had already been wearing for

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<v Speaker 3>three months and he came in for a repair.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what this is, and you need to tell

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<v Speaker 2>it Frustrated? Would you? In your case, you're telling me

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<v Speaker 2>something like this, I will take the split and chuck

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<v Speaker 2>it in the bone and I'll charge.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys for medical No, man, please don't do that

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<v Speaker 3>because it's this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's this I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it would you do that? In my case, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>using someone else plait in my in my mouth? How

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<v Speaker 2>do something like this?

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<v Speaker 1>It was a terrible mix up. Man, it was a

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<v Speaker 1>terrible terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Is a screw up to me?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not listening to you your guys. The problem is

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<v Speaker 2>I got back to that meeting. How the hell can

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<v Speaker 2>I use this off my mouth? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>He can give you the plate this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't understand. It's not as simple as that. I

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<v Speaker 2>tell I'm using someone else split in my mouth. You

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<v Speaker 2>guys will be in buses hot and you'll pay for

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<v Speaker 2>the plate.

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<v Speaker 3>He's actually a cricket practice. Now he's finishing at four o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>I can have a driver there and I can personally

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<v Speaker 3>take it out of his mouth, literally, and come and

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<v Speaker 3>give it to you, and take the one that's in

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<v Speaker 3>your mouth and give it back to him.

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<v Speaker 2>You're telling me you take his plate off his mouth

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<v Speaker 2>and give it to me. An, I'm as take my

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<v Speaker 2>plate off, mamal to give it to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct, man, you're actually saying that's click.

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<v Speaker 2>You tell me if you're in my shoes, you're telling

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<v Speaker 2>me it's simple as this. You'll take his play off

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<v Speaker 2>his mouth and give it to me. And I'm as

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<v Speaker 2>take my plate off my mouth and give it to him.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it as simple as that, ma'am? You'll see to

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<v Speaker 2>know as simple as that, to understand the logic.

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<v Speaker 1>Tonight, you just put a plate tonight. You'll be able

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<v Speaker 1>to eat steak. You'll be able to eat whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not my problem. I've often got someone else in

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth. This is malpractice. This is not ethical way

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<v Speaker 2>to actually work with a patient, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not malpractice. It's let me call it. What do

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<v Speaker 3>you call a little upsy?

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<v Speaker 2>It might be a little a little sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see what the issue? What what what is

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<v Speaker 1>the issue?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? You don't see what the issue is. I actually feel.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, missus Gander, okay, I wanted to find out if

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<v Speaker 3>you calm down and if we could find a better resolution.

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<v Speaker 2>It's quite disgusting. I cannot believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>Who who's that?

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<v Speaker 4>This is somebody that works with she can hear you,

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<v Speaker 4>We all can hear you. Unacceptable that you treat somebody

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<v Speaker 4>like this and you ask for money in advance and

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<v Speaker 4>then you find negligence that you don't take. What it's

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<v Speaker 4>like to put you in the now?

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<v Speaker 1>Missus gander, can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you, I just can't sea.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so I just to you, okay, because because you're

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<v Speaker 3>speaking like you've got a mouthful of teeth, which is.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody that she's speaking like she's got a mouth put

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<v Speaker 4>in her mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I just wanted to tell her that when she

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<v Speaker 3>goes into meetings she must be careful with the plate

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<v Speaker 3>out because she's going to be a bit of a

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<v Speaker 3>bit of a whistle because you might be calling taxis

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<v Speaker 3>all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what, ladies, it's actually where kitsons?

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<v Speaker 2>And why are you joking? I actually feel like vomiting.

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<v Speaker 3>Terrible fantastic, It's fantastic again, orthodontist. I need your clients,

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<v Speaker 3>please uh dereness at KFM, dot co, dot zd