WEBVTT - Prank 13 May 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous cranky.

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<v Speaker 1>From Darren Wackhead Something six exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you know people that don't always pay their

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<v Speaker 3>rent on time.

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<v Speaker 1>No I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't. Okay, you're you're a good tenant, you pay

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<v Speaker 3>your rent on time.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to think, so, yes, when you commit.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also know life can happen to people.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a tenant once, and he wasn't always on time,

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<v Speaker 4>but he would always communicate when something was up, and

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<v Speaker 4>I appreciated that, and he always was able to settle

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<v Speaker 4>his own deadline.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm just laid by three or four days.

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<v Speaker 4>I appreciated that communication.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to work for a company that used to

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<v Speaker 3>always pay me late. Oh no, yeah company. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 3>was a radio station, not then one, and then they

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<v Speaker 3>that's terrible. I always gave a story and then I

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<v Speaker 3>go give the story.

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<v Speaker 1>So now a story for a story?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah okay. So so there's other ways. There's a landlord,

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<v Speaker 3>you know.

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<v Speaker 5>And generally people are open to talking, you know, people

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<v Speaker 5>are reasonable generally, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because sometimes life happens. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So there's there's there's also subtle ways, like subtle

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<v Speaker 3>ways of doing things, you know, bluck landlords, they've creative, creative.

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<v Speaker 3>You get their money stories, drive.

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<v Speaker 5>Off down of people, cutting off power, Yeah, doing all

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<v Speaker 5>kinds of things to get people.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah out and and you get it as well, because

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<v Speaker 3>you got those people that know I'm gonna move in.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll pay the first two months. Then I'm not going

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<v Speaker 3>to pay, and it's going to take you two years

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<v Speaker 3>to get me out and destroy your place and not

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<v Speaker 3>pay you. There's all these horror horror stories. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>so let's see what happens. I'm redish. Are you in

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<v Speaker 3>the place? A couple of days later, so I'm driving

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<v Speaker 3>to your house and I'm going to be very subtle

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<v Speaker 3>about my persuasion. Okay, so you're the landlord, Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>my place? All right? Here we go place and we

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<v Speaker 3>all luck lovey dovey at first, so we.

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<v Speaker 2>Go second him.

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<v Speaker 6>We've got a bit of a problem. What's that. It's

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<v Speaker 6>the day the landlord. Yeah he's here. Yeah, he just

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<v Speaker 6>came into the house, Saud. He's looking for ranks.

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<v Speaker 2>Come in, said, he just came in.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't even know it here, he.

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<v Speaker 2>Just let himself in. Still here, Tell him to wait

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<v Speaker 2>that star get there.

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<v Speaker 3>So I cannot just use a computer quickly?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that him sitting it?

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<v Speaker 6>What's he doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just checking the emails quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear that he's on my computer?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I got an email from mummy.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 6>How's he just going to let himself in there?

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<v Speaker 2>I think a key?

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<v Speaker 3>I sorry, double it away. Where is your bothroom here?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just down first ride?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Nobody can't just come in and use our toilets in

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<v Speaker 6>my computer and stuff. That's that's that's a violation of privacy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like our house that he's coming in there.

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<v Speaker 6>And then tell him with deducting every drop of water

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<v Speaker 6>and electric city from the ball, tell him another internet cafe,

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<v Speaker 6>and that's thirty bucks out of the internet. Yes, how are

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<v Speaker 6>you just gonna come in right there? Put him?

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<v Speaker 2>Put him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 6>Let me see to you in the toilet. So I knock

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<v Speaker 6>on the door.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, you want to talk to you? Okay, hold on,

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<v Speaker 3>hello Jack?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you in my house?

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to say you're home? I can come.

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<v Speaker 6>Collect the run all right, listen, listen to me, Listen

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<v Speaker 6>to me carefully.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't get at my house now, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>come home. I'm gonna knock your teeth down your throat.

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<v Speaker 2>Understand me?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, can you speak to him? I'm just I'm thirsty.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello?

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<v Speaker 6>Is he leaving?

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<v Speaker 2>What's calling you?

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<v Speaker 6>Get out?

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<v Speaker 7>Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Chris Jets?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you still there? I told you to keep

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<v Speaker 2>it out of my house hold?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry? Sorry? What was that good?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just making a milkshake. You out with your blender.

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<v Speaker 6>You're making a milkshake with my blender? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no no no, no no no.

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<v Speaker 6>She listened to me. I'm fifteen minutes away.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're still there when I get I swear I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to kick I listen to get out. Now, leave

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<v Speaker 2>your milkshake, get out.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you mind if I make a call because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>out of airtime? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I mind if you make a call? Yes? Can

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<v Speaker 2>you touch what inside? Just get out of my house now.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't be so hostile. Man, don't talk to me, and that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what you're legal, what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 6>I've told you it was call the police.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've come into my house, I'm gonna get there

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm going to take you so hard you bleed.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't be your wife could you find a police.

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<v Speaker 3>Shit, Hey man, you've got no food in a free.

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<v Speaker 2>Yama five minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>DEBI, Hi, he's going wind. Hello, Chris roget.

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<v Speaker 2>Still in my house. I'm on my way there. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting into my car and speak. I'm gonna I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to knock you up.

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<v Speaker 3>Chris, Chris, it's working, you know, my brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Yes, that was chaos. Yah was ready to go

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<v Speaker 1>because many places I.

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<v Speaker 3>Always get nervous when the guy's getting in the car, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Because one day they'll get there, they'll get there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Wow, you're tired after that. Listen if you if

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<v Speaker 3>you need any dis collection. All I'm saying is I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not your guy, all right, don't call me, but for

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<v Speaker 3>anything else. Darrens at KFM dot co dot z A. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>it's Alex Warren with the Bloodline here on KF morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Some messages. Yeah from the prank this morning. Landlord or not,

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<v Speaker 3>police or not, you will must come inside. We will fight.

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<v Speaker 7>I had a friend who had a tenant who just

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<v Speaker 7>never paid for the first month, second month, third month,

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<v Speaker 7>And then what he did was he sent me and

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<v Speaker 7>a couple of friends to the house and we went

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<v Speaker 7>to go and take off the front door. Needless to say,

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<v Speaker 7>they were out within two weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure. Wow, And you know what the law says, as

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<v Speaker 3>soon as you rent your place out, you have no

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<v Speaker 3>more rights to that place.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a risky affair that.

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<v Speaker 3>You've signed over those rights, those rights on our rent money. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of gray area. It's a very very contentious issue.