WEBVTT - Prank: 17 March 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Gooday. I'm calling you as a valued customer. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I wanting to let you know about the fantastic offer

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<v Speaker 1>we've got currently at this moment. What contract are you

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<v Speaker 1>currently on, mister Tony. I'm sorry to talk one thousand

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that you've currently got a contract. Hello, gooday,

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<v Speaker 1>mister Tony. Sorry the signal seemed to dropped out there.

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<v Speaker 1>We apologize for that, sir, so as I was saying,

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<v Speaker 1>they talk one thousand package that you're on, very good package.

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<v Speaker 1>But the real interest here is converting you to Are

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<v Speaker 1>you already got a two contracts? I'm I have two

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<v Speaker 1>phones and two contracts. Well say, some people have two phones,

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<v Speaker 1>but enough. I've got a gun in my one pocket,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a knot in my other pocket, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>got keys in the other pocket, and I've got a

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<v Speaker 1>fund space for one for not two phons. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>I totally understand. No, No, I'm not interested, Thanks, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>I spend enough money with the excuse me, sir, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, hello, if you just give me a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more time, I can convert you. I promise you.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't convert me, Yes, sir, can convince me. You

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<v Speaker 1>mean listen someone else. I'm not interested. Okay, my name

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<v Speaker 1>is not Buddy. My name's Pravesh. That is correct, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>No proves not sunshine. Don't play with me, buddy. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you just want to relax just a little bit? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. I would appreciate your cooperation and just

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<v Speaker 1>chilling out a bit, please, sir. I think I need

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<v Speaker 1>to play you something just to help you relax just

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, so you can just leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 1>I just listened to this, please, sir, if you can

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<v Speaker 1>just listen to calm you down, this little canuck listen

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<v Speaker 1>to soothe your mind me music? So did that calm

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<v Speaker 1>you down at all? Listen? If you find me back,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll find out to your honor. Okay, so you sound

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<v Speaker 1>too much of angry. Let me play some other music.

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<v Speaker 1>Just take a listen and chill pil chill pills. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you want? Don't you understand English? I can understand

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<v Speaker 1>English perfectly. Of well, I just was hoping to get

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<v Speaker 1>you at a more relaxed state. We maybe yeah your voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's so you must understand my training teaches me to

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<v Speaker 1>turn a no into a yes, sir, Because so if

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<v Speaker 1>you are angry, I've got some better music I can

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<v Speaker 1>play you if you learn me music. One more tim,

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<v Speaker 1>I just put the phone down so you can do

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<v Speaker 1>what you want. Just think you're going into a nice

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<v Speaker 1>quiet place. Hey, if you're playing music now, ye, just

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<v Speaker 1>listen to this nice beautiful music will soothe you. Would

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<v Speaker 1>you prefer the nice soothing dolphins sounds? Hold on, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna play a bit of music. Hey, okay, if

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<v Speaker 1>you just coup, if you just calm down, I'll play

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<v Speaker 1>you some nice dolphins sounds that normally works. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand me. I don't want to hear your music. No,

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<v Speaker 1>shut it. Listen to the dolphins. You use a nice

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<v Speaker 1>soothing ocean sounds. You're gonna yes, just come down, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>just leave me alone. So I'm gonna play another little

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<v Speaker 1>piece of music. Hey, no, say, this music is not

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Just put the phone down. Okay, So tell

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<v Speaker 1>me about your music.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put the pune down to.

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<v Speaker 1>You, okay, so just listen this time. This music is

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<v Speaker 1>not for you. It's for me. Okay. I just need

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<v Speaker 1>to come to no then I can continue talking. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to calm myself down quickly because I'm comb your

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<v Speaker 1>top down and then find me back and then I

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<v Speaker 1>can see you again. I'm going into a nice quiet

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<v Speaker 1>place and time. It's a lovely world that I'm sitting in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to Yes, all solve your problem? Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now we can continue our conversing. Hello, Tony, it's wor

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<v Speaker 1>since it How are you my man? Yes, I am

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<v Speaker 1>your buddy, Alex set you up. I was wondering, now,

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<v Speaker 1>who's this? Listen?

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<v Speaker 2>I do my telemarketing course on Mondays and Tuesdays every

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<v Speaker 2>week on how to turn and know into a yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Great song selections by the way, Well.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, sometimes you need to just calm the customer down.

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<v Speaker 2>And what better way than with music and dolphins. If

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<v Speaker 2>all else flails flails and fail, pop this into their ears.