WEBVTT - Whackhead makes this man lose it in

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<v Speaker 1>Stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous cranky

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<v Speaker 2>car from Darren Wackhead, something ex exclusive to KFM mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So there's a few people that wanted this this

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<v Speaker 3>man to be pranked, all right, a few people like.

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<v Speaker 1>Family, people, colleagues.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's pranking friends friends? So he is like everybody. They

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<v Speaker 3>hate telemarketers, right, And I'm calling from Escombe and I

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<v Speaker 3>think it was a very novel idea. At the end

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<v Speaker 3>of this, I want you to tell me if you

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<v Speaker 3>would take up such an offer, if you got such

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<v Speaker 3>a call. All right, So that's all you need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm phoning from this new department on Escomb. The payment

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<v Speaker 3>of Electrical services.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the department's name, yes, okay, say it again.

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<v Speaker 3>The payment of electrical service. If you want the email address,

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<v Speaker 3>it's es com at and then we acronymize the playment

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<v Speaker 3>of electrical services dot gov.

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<v Speaker 2>The wiring of the copper pipes.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's say, all right, are you ready? Let's go here?

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<v Speaker 3>It is Hello, good sir, I'm calling you from ISCAM.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you this evening?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? What's it wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, there's nothing wrong. I'm coning with a solution, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got a new package that we're offering. I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>how much electricity are you using per month?

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you calling me from no caller? That's the issue.

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<v Speaker 3>So I called from a call center switchboard. That's why

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, I don't know mouse.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have any electricity. Hello, hello, sir, Sorry, we

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<v Speaker 3>we got cut off there.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm not into that. Ready to get my number?

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<v Speaker 3>So all our customers We've got obviously everybody's number. But

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<v Speaker 3>let me just tell you what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>This is no no, no, no, man.

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<v Speaker 3>This is to avoid load shedding and future loads.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have load shedding. I have a word. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not interested in, my friend.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm calling from the payment of Electrical Services department.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so what is the problem. Do you have a

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<v Speaker 4>problem with me?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't have a problem with you. I'm here

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<v Speaker 3>to solve a.

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<v Speaker 4>Peop No, I don't have problems. I'm saying that fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you, fine, but when load shedding kicks in again,

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<v Speaker 3>you might not be my brother.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't know me, my friend. You don't want me

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<v Speaker 5>to be rude with you over the phone. Don't phone

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<v Speaker 5>me again. Otherwise I'm gonna sue it. You're okay, So

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<v Speaker 5>I'm trying to not interested.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to make a sale here and I'm trying

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<v Speaker 3>to change.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, sir. Let me just explain it to you.

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<v Speaker 4>My brother, my brother sto.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I need to explain this to You've

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<v Speaker 3>got explains to all the customers.

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<v Speaker 4>No, man, you are you'll be litterated.

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<v Speaker 3>So I will get to everybody. But I'm with you now.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, I don't want you to vote.

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<v Speaker 3>Meet ninety nine random month extra. It takes off one

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<v Speaker 3>stage of load shedding.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't want to look.

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<v Speaker 3>For two hundred random month. We take off two stages

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<v Speaker 3>of load shedding. Three hundred random month, three stages of

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<v Speaker 3>load shedding. So basically, if there is load shedding and

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<v Speaker 3>it's stage four and you've got the two stage package,

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<v Speaker 3>you will only be down to stage two of load shedding.

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<v Speaker 3>What the so for ninety nine random month?

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, you must listen to me first.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm your name, My name is Craig, sir calling you

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<v Speaker 3>from s COM. Please understand.

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<v Speaker 4>You lie to me.

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<v Speaker 3>You can send me and lie to me. You lie

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<v Speaker 3>to me, it's es com.

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<v Speaker 4>You lie to me.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't like, great, But how can you phone me

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<v Speaker 5>a whole time without giving me mommy money?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to save you money with the package that

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<v Speaker 3>we've got.

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<v Speaker 4>So why are you calling me a whole time.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm telling you about the new Great?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I need to go now because I'm going to drive. Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Can we try that again?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna drive now?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I speak to you? Is that your wife there?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I speak to her? I hear in the background.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's not my wife. Man, who is that driving

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<v Speaker 4>with the other ladies?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you traveling with a scalum?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>You know something like don't talk to you a.

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<v Speaker 3>Loud Can I speak to her rather?

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<v Speaker 4>Please? Now? You can't be to her. She don't know

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<v Speaker 4>anything about.

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<v Speaker 3>How long have you been with the scalum?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you want to know what you've made in you?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I was just wondering.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, you don't need to know anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I can send you a voucher for Escom, That's what

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<v Speaker 3>I can.

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<v Speaker 4>No. I don't want vouchers. I want money.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you running an illegal connection?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? I am. That's why I can't tell you a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of stuff. Yes, I don't tell anybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you getting your electricity from.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't worry men, I'm driving shorty, man, I can't talk

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<v Speaker 5>to you now anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, okay, I'll call you tomorrow. Then don't. I'll call

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<v Speaker 3>you at a better time.

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<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna show you.

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<v Speaker 3>Is ten o'clock, okay, because honestly, it sounds like I've

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<v Speaker 3>caught you when you've been drinking.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I have been drinking and I smoke. Drinking and smoking.

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<v Speaker 4>But at the same time, don't go well.

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<v Speaker 3>So i'll call you tomorrow when you sober.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't call me.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna block your number now to you, and I'm

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<v Speaker 5>gonna phone the detectives.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you sending an email to s COM. Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 3>the payment of electrical services?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Department? Are you writing this done?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, es com at payment of electrical services.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's not the whole word, it's just the acronym.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's the p payment of the electrical E.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, you you're you put? What is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you you shout like you put?

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<v Speaker 3>So it's it's hello, Hello, Sorry I didn't give the

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<v Speaker 3>full email address. What is it that you want I'm

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<v Speaker 3>phoning from es com man mm hmm. And are we

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<v Speaker 3>offering a new package to mitigate load shedding. That's why

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<v Speaker 3>I really wanted to speak to your husband for ninety

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<v Speaker 3>nine rand. It'll take away one stage of load shedding. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>if it's stage four load shedding and you've got the

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<v Speaker 3>four stage package, you have no load shedding. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 3>would you like to sign up?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I speak to the man please?

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<v Speaker 4>No, he's drunk?

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<v Speaker 3>Is he drunk? Okay? Maybe it's best I'll call him tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Then at ten you have a good evening. Is he

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<v Speaker 3>driving an influence? He's driving drunk?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you drive? Well? I hope you survive?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>So if you can get yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Hello, yes, don't talk even retire. No, don't douge

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<v Speaker 5>my wife being out here. So if you don't stop

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<v Speaker 5>phoning me, stop phoning me, I'm gonna sue it you again.

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<v Speaker 3>But so you're driving drunk? Why are you doing that?

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<v Speaker 4>You are your don't talk here to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? What?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>Say you're your I'm not your show anymore? You she

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<v Speaker 5>lootered at mother?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, listen hello, say.

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<v Speaker 4>Pon lightly by my foes.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Yeah, it's Darren. It's Darren k f M.

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<v Speaker 4>He's just na lightly by.

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<v Speaker 3>My fis.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to me. She pick up the phone. It's Darren.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, man, you can't do that, my broom man, she

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<v Speaker 4>is Darren Brother. You with my dad to be you,

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<v Speaker 4>my bou. I knew with my dad to I just

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<v Speaker 4>had to be you. But you're not on that idea, No, no,

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<v Speaker 4>not now. And nobody heard me away like that your

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<v Speaker 4>good night, brah. You must stop doing that. My wife

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<v Speaker 4>is asking me, now, you did you not really gant jealous?

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<v Speaker 4>Not relegate jealous? Yo?

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<v Speaker 5>My wife was losting my and I'm getting jealous. Why

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<v Speaker 5>is my wife loving with the other man?

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<v Speaker 4>You are?

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<v Speaker 3>You can hear yourself on the radio tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>He is At what time, bro, I'm gonna be live

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<v Speaker 4>now you.

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<v Speaker 2>She was listening to himself on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning her ship.

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<v Speaker 2>It started off so civilized.

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<v Speaker 3>Now then you just you just started missing with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say it sounded like he was also

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<v Speaker 2>a little better fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was just taking me, taking me for a

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<v Speaker 3>ride as well. But would you bother that package? Don't

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<v Speaker 3>put that idea. It's too good, you know. It's co

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<v Speaker 3>is going to come with that idea.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I fear you will not bring that

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<v Speaker 2>to me. I would rather do crime.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you?

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<v Speaker 4>Would you?

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<v Speaker 3>That could never work with Jack mar No, no no,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm telling you now you would You.

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<v Speaker 2>Could be the problem and the solution.

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<v Speaker 3>Well exactly, no, no, thank you, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I will steal the villa victim.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you've pushed me over the edge.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get man other way. He wasn't even really driving drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>You do know that because Taylor absolutely love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Herd sheep