Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 2: Stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous cranky
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Speaker 3: Okay, So there's a few people that wanted this this
Speaker 3: man to be pranked, all right, a few people like.
Speaker 1: Family, people, colleagues.
Speaker 3: Who's pranking friends friends? So he is like everybody. They
Speaker 3: hate telemarketers, right, And I'm calling from Escombe and I
Speaker 3: think it was a very novel idea. At the end
Speaker 3: of this, I want you to tell me if you
Speaker 3: would take up such an offer, if you got such
Speaker 3: a call. All right, So that's all you need to know.
Speaker 3: I'm phoning from this new department on Escomb. The payment
Speaker 3: of Electrical services.
Speaker 1: That's the department's name, yes, okay, say it again.
Speaker 3: The payment of electrical service. If you want the email address,
Speaker 3: it's es com at and then we acronymize the playment
Speaker 3: of electrical services dot gov.
Speaker 2: The wiring of the copper pipes.
Speaker 3: Let's say, all right, are you ready? Let's go here?
Speaker 3: It is Hello, good sir, I'm calling you from ISCAM.
Speaker 3: How are you this evening?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What's it wrong?
Speaker 3: No, No, there's nothing wrong. I'm coning with a solution, sir.
Speaker 3: We've got a new package that we're offering. I'm just
Speaker 3: how much electricity are you using per month?
Speaker 4: Why are you calling me from no caller? That's the issue.
Speaker 3: So I called from a call center switchboard. That's why
Speaker 3: it doesn't.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I don't know mouse.
Speaker 3: You don't have any electricity. Hello, hello, sir, Sorry, we
Speaker 3: we got cut off there.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not into that. Ready to get my number?
Speaker 3: So all our customers We've got obviously everybody's number. But
Speaker 3: let me just tell you what we're doing.
Speaker 4: This is no no, no, no, man.
Speaker 3: This is to avoid load shedding and future loads.
Speaker 4: I don't have load shedding. I have a word. I'm
Speaker 4: not interested in, my friend.
Speaker 3: I'm calling from the payment of Electrical Services department.
Speaker 4: Okay, so what is the problem. Do you have a
Speaker 4: problem with me?
Speaker 3: No, I don't have a problem with you. I'm here
Speaker 3: to solve a.
Speaker 4: Peop No, I don't have problems. I'm saying that fine.
Speaker 3: I know you, fine, but when load shedding kicks in again,
Speaker 3: you might not be my brother.
Speaker 5: You don't know me, my friend. You don't want me
Speaker 5: to be rude with you over the phone. Don't phone
Speaker 5: me again. Otherwise I'm gonna sue it. You're okay, So
Speaker 5: I'm trying to not interested.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to make a sale here and I'm trying
Speaker 3: to change.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hello, sir. Let me just explain it to you.
Speaker 4: My brother, my brother sto.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I need to explain this to You've
Speaker 3: got explains to all the customers.
Speaker 4: No, man, you are you'll be litterated.
Speaker 3: So I will get to everybody. But I'm with you now.
Speaker 4: No, No, I don't want you to vote.
Speaker 3: Meet ninety nine random month extra. It takes off one
Speaker 3: stage of load shedding.
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to look.
Speaker 3: For two hundred random month. We take off two stages
Speaker 3: of load shedding. Three hundred random month, three stages of
Speaker 3: load shedding. So basically, if there is load shedding and
Speaker 3: it's stage four and you've got the two stage package,
Speaker 3: you will only be down to stage two of load shedding.
Speaker 3: What the so for ninety nine random month?
Speaker 4: No, No, you must listen to me first.
Speaker 3: I'm your name, My name is Craig, sir calling you
Speaker 3: from s COM. Please understand.
Speaker 4: You lie to me.
Speaker 3: You can send me and lie to me. You lie
Speaker 3: to me, it's es com.
Speaker 4: You lie to me.
Speaker 5: I don't like, great, But how can you phone me
Speaker 5: a whole time without giving me mommy money?
Speaker 3: I want to save you money with the package that
Speaker 3: we've got.
Speaker 4: So why are you calling me a whole time.
Speaker 3: Because I'm telling you about the new Great?
Speaker 4: Okay, I need to go now because I'm going to drive. Hello.
Speaker 3: Hello, Can we try that again?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna drive now?
Speaker 3: Can I speak to you? Is that your wife there?
Speaker 3: Can I speak to her? I hear in the background.
Speaker 4: No, it's not my wife. Man, who is that driving
Speaker 4: with the other ladies?
Speaker 3: Are you traveling with a scalum?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You know something like don't talk to you a.
Speaker 3: Loud Can I speak to her rather?
Speaker 4: Please? Now? You can't be to her. She don't know
Speaker 4: anything about.
Speaker 3: How long have you been with the scalum?
Speaker 4: Why do you want to know what you've made in you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I was just wondering.
Speaker 4: No, No, you don't need to know anything.
Speaker 3: I can send you a voucher for Escom, That's what
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 4: No. I don't want vouchers. I want money.
Speaker 3: Are you running an illegal connection?
Speaker 4: Yes? I am. That's why I can't tell you a
Speaker 4: lot of stuff. Yes, I don't tell anybody.
Speaker 3: Where are you getting your electricity from.
Speaker 5: Don't worry men, I'm driving shorty, man, I can't talk
Speaker 5: to you now anymore.
Speaker 3: Now, okay, I'll call you tomorrow. Then don't. I'll call
Speaker 3: you at a better time.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna show you.
Speaker 3: Is ten o'clock, okay, because honestly, it sounds like I've
Speaker 3: caught you when you've been drinking.
Speaker 4: Yes, I have been drinking and I smoke. Drinking and smoking.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, don't go well.
Speaker 3: So i'll call you tomorrow when you sober.
Speaker 4: I don't call me.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna block your number now to you, and I'm
Speaker 5: gonna phone the detectives.
Speaker 3: Now you sending an email to s COM. Okay, it's
Speaker 3: the payment of electrical services?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Department? Are you writing this done?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: Okay, es com at payment of electrical services.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: But that's not the whole word, it's just the acronym.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: So it's the p payment of the electrical E.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, you you're you put? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: What do you? What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Do you you shout like you put?
Speaker 3: So it's it's hello, Hello, Sorry I didn't give the
Speaker 3: full email address. What is it that you want I'm
Speaker 3: phoning from es com man mm hmm. And are we
Speaker 3: offering a new package to mitigate load shedding. That's why
Speaker 3: I really wanted to speak to your husband for ninety
Speaker 3: nine rand. It'll take away one stage of load shedding. Yes,
Speaker 3: if it's stage four load shedding and you've got the
Speaker 3: four stage package, you have no load shedding. Oh wow,
Speaker 3: would you like to sign up?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Can I speak to the man please?
Speaker 4: No, he's drunk?
Speaker 3: Is he drunk? Okay? Maybe it's best I'll call him tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Then at ten you have a good evening. Is he
Speaker 3: driving an influence? He's driving drunk?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Why don't you drive? Well? I hope you survive?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 3: So if you can get yourself.
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, yes, don't talk even retire. No, don't douge
Speaker 5: my wife being out here. So if you don't stop
Speaker 5: phoning me, stop phoning me, I'm gonna sue it you again.
Speaker 3: But so you're driving drunk? Why are you doing that?
Speaker 4: You are your don't talk here to me?
Speaker 3: Right? What?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 5: Say you're your I'm not your show anymore? You she
Speaker 5: lootered at mother?
Speaker 3: Okay, listen hello, say.
Speaker 4: Pon lightly by my foes.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, it's Darren. It's Darren k f M.
Speaker 4: He's just na lightly by.
Speaker 3: My fis.
Speaker 1: Listen to me. She pick up the phone. It's Darren.
Speaker 4: Now, man, you can't do that, my broom man, she
Speaker 4: is Darren Brother. You with my dad to be you,
Speaker 4: my bou. I knew with my dad to I just
Speaker 4: had to be you. But you're not on that idea, No, no,
Speaker 4: not now. And nobody heard me away like that your
Speaker 4: good night, brah. You must stop doing that. My wife
Speaker 4: is asking me, now, you did you not really gant jealous?
Speaker 4: Not relegate jealous? Yo?
Speaker 5: My wife was losting my and I'm getting jealous. Why
Speaker 5: is my wife loving with the other man?
Speaker 4: You are?
Speaker 3: You can hear yourself on the radio tomorrow.
Speaker 4: He is At what time, bro, I'm gonna be live
Speaker 4: now you.
Speaker 2: She was listening to himself on the radio.
Speaker 1: Good morning her ship.
Speaker 2: It started off so civilized.
Speaker 3: Now then you just you just started missing with me.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say it sounded like he was also
Speaker 2: a little better fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just taking me, taking me for a
Speaker 3: ride as well. But would you bother that package? Don't
Speaker 3: put that idea. It's too good, you know. It's co
Speaker 3: is going to come with that idea.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I fear you will not bring that
Speaker 2: to me. I would rather do crime.
Speaker 3: Would you?
Speaker 4: Would you?
Speaker 3: That could never work with Jack mar No, no no,
Speaker 3: but I'm telling you now you would You.
Speaker 2: Could be the problem and the solution.
Speaker 3: Well exactly, no, no, thank you, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I will steal the villa victim.
Speaker 2: You know you've pushed me over the edge.
Speaker 3: Let's get man other way. He wasn't even really driving drunk.
Speaker 3: You do know that because Taylor absolutely love you.
Speaker 1: Herd sheep