WEBVTT - Prank 27 May 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous crank call from Darren Wackhead,

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<v Speaker 2>something exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>When last for you on a cruise?

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<v Speaker 3>Sherilyn Barnes, I've never been on a cruise, never my life, never, kid,

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<v Speaker 3>never have I ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Really sce you've been on a cruise. I'll be honest

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing about appeals to me.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I know, I definitely it's on the list of

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<v Speaker 4>things to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go on a cruise.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I the idea of being on a ship in the

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<v Speaker 2>open waters and then it's nighttime and it's just a

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<v Speaker 2>sea of black.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it make you scared a little bit?

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<v Speaker 4>Imagine just like going for a weekend. You've got great

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<v Speaker 4>DJs on Dick, You're with your friends, could be a

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<v Speaker 4>good time.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been on a cruise? Never ever, Finness, you must

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<v Speaker 1>have been on a cruise.

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<v Speaker 4>You've left I hope indeed, where did you go? The

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<v Speaker 4>last one I was on was to vin Took, So

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<v Speaker 4>from Cape Town to to to vin Took.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just it was an MSc cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>It was awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>But off climb dune what is it six or seven?

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<v Speaker 4>The highest tune in in the world and.

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<v Speaker 1>The cruise.

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<v Speaker 4>Needless to say, you don't need anything from the minute

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<v Speaker 4>you put your foot on that ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Party starts and producer brand I know we've done quite

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<v Speaker 3>a few cruises together.

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<v Speaker 1>H No, I haven't done a cruise. You don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>know the ones you're referencing, but no, I was a

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<v Speaker 1>salon time.

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<v Speaker 4>It was that guy was how terrible you don't even

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<v Speaker 4>know your guy wasn't on the boat?

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<v Speaker 2>That is?

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<v Speaker 1>How much of a blood was I know the stories.

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<v Speaker 1>I know the story.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, there's there's many like theme cruises. So we sa

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<v Speaker 3>radio station theme cruises, but there's many theme cruises like

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<v Speaker 3>whatever whatever floats your boat? Literally, you know, there's a

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<v Speaker 3>heavy metal cruise you can go on. They call it

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<v Speaker 3>their head Banger's boats are all over the world. There's

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<v Speaker 3>a Nightmare it does.

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<v Speaker 1>Slip, not a cruise.

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<v Speaker 3>There's the Temptation crewis singles or actually.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's non single. Probably go up.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a Star Trek cruise. Can you imagine everybody coming

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<v Speaker 3>dressed up as cool? There's even such a thing as

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<v Speaker 3>a crochet cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just cruising and something for everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>There is so these dear old ladies. I'll say young ladies.

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<v Speaker 3>They're only sixty spring chickens. Yes, so they are now

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<v Speaker 3>booking a cruise. They're besties, long lost besties connecting, like

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<v Speaker 3>living in different parts of South Africa. Now they're going

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<v Speaker 3>to connect and they're gonna, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do a cruise. Here, let's do a cruise. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So they booked a cruise and this is where I

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<v Speaker 3>come in. Okay, because they just what date's suitable for you?

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<v Speaker 3>What dates suitable for me? Okay, and no diary, let's

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<v Speaker 3>think these Let's just book a cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go. Well, I got news for you. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they like best best friends?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>They worked diven years ago and then they found each

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<v Speaker 3>other recently now again, but now they're on dis trips.

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<v Speaker 1>E a year now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Hello, I'm looking for missus.

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<v Speaker 5>Please speaking.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Craig. I'm calling you from Plots Cruisers. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's speaky, just.

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<v Speaker 3>Confirming the twenty second to the twenty fifth for four person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I don't know if you have been informed about

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<v Speaker 3>the weight limitations on luggage yet. No, the weight limitation

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<v Speaker 3>on luggage is only one kilogram. Yeah, because you know,

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<v Speaker 3>we don't expect people to be bringing much luggage, especially

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<v Speaker 3>for this specific cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>That is least it is a little because this is.

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<v Speaker 3>The let it all hang out cruise. People don't wear

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<v Speaker 3>the clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>On this cruise.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, only your costume. No, this is the neudest cruise.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, this is the cruise where people don't wear clothes, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>No clothes, no clothes, no clothes, you know, no clothes.

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<v Speaker 5>How can you expect me to wear no.

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<v Speaker 1>Clothes, ma'am?

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<v Speaker 3>It's very clearly on the post decalt cruise.

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<v Speaker 6>Listen, my friend, listen, can you tell me I am

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<v Speaker 6>not allowed to wear it?

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<v Speaker 1>Close? No, close, listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to talk to you, but first fun

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<v Speaker 3>and okay, hold on, I'm going to call and right

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<v Speaker 3>now and we can all discuss this.

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<v Speaker 2>What's about.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm looking for missus from speaking.

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<v Speaker 5>What would your della on my note?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a new cruise.

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<v Speaker 3>And save my eyes, funny cruises off and save if

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<v Speaker 3>my ma.

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<v Speaker 5>I think you look from the houses and then gets

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<v Speaker 5>a book for a cruise.

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<v Speaker 3>But I can't hear Madron.

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<v Speaker 2>We were what's wrong with our cruise?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually it's just a cal it's the babes in birthday suits.

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<v Speaker 1>Cruise, ma'n we come.

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<v Speaker 4>Down and new this cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sixty and new ma'am. How old are you?

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<v Speaker 5>Sixty? My husband is sixty nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think about any chance he is going to

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<v Speaker 5>walk around nude at the age of sixty nine? Men

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<v Speaker 5>excellently proper to be influent me.

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<v Speaker 3>Not love company.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you rather be on the Swingers cruise?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, no, no, definitely not, because if we're

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<v Speaker 5>not swingers, it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a lot of fun we've got for the elderly

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<v Speaker 3>people like yourself. We've got naked binger and we've also

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<v Speaker 3>got the full monthy cabreation.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's disgusting. I don't want to go on

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<v Speaker 5>a swingers cruise. I don't want to go on a

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<v Speaker 5>New S cruise. I just want to go to the

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<v Speaker 5>Portuguese island. Maybe before the ship is an out to Sana.

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<v Speaker 5>You come and tell me it's a New S cruise.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, this is ridiculous, and I think it's discussing

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<v Speaker 5>you people even have such a cruise and needs people

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<v Speaker 5>go and the false pretenses on the screws book on

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<v Speaker 5>the S cruiser, I'm being told from the beginning of

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<v Speaker 5>what type of cruise it is?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, man, what I can do, as I said, for

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<v Speaker 3>when it's a mix up like this, because obviously you

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to be seeing anything, we will give you

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<v Speaker 3>complimentary blind folds which you can wear.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, that's what's the helmets.

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<v Speaker 6>I woke around in a bland see ninety. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 6>but I've gotten.

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<v Speaker 3>Because what what is he is a guy on a

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<v Speaker 3>cruise with a.

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<v Speaker 1>Blonde folds, weigh sunglasses.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not walking around you down the.

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<v Speaker 6>Ship, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know who's speaking?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually wicked Simpson.

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<v Speaker 3>If I work your block and you're more still, look

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<v Speaker 3>if you know that your daughter Petre is involved. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I know that they sound like they would be an

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<v Speaker 3>absolute jawl on a cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>You would like to be sixty and going with them.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they would. They would rock a cruise. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they sound like a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolute jaw Okay, No, there's no new cruise in South Africa.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, you did that research him in case

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<v Speaker 3>you were wondering, like, look, I know it's a frank

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<v Speaker 3>that like you need details.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised by that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we're quite a free nation in many ways

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<v Speaker 2>because we have nude beaches.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we have nude beach.

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<v Speaker 2>One beach.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we only have one info for that beach. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's still around. What is it Sandy Bay? I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>how many people go there every day?

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<v Speaker 3>Never been? Well, would you like to do a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of reconnois reconnaissance.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come back with the story with the full details.

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<v Speaker 1>M Yeah, Okay, that was so sweet.

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