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Speaker 1: When last for you on a cruise?
Speaker 3: Sherilyn Barnes, I've never been on a cruise, never my life, never, kid,
Speaker 3: never have I ever?
Speaker 1: Really sce you've been on a cruise. I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: Nothing about appeals to me.
Speaker 4: No, I know, I definitely it's on the list of
Speaker 4: things to do.
Speaker 1: I want to go on a cruise.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: I the idea of being on a ship in the
Speaker 2: open waters and then it's nighttime and it's just a
Speaker 2: sea of black.
Speaker 1: Does it make you scared a little bit?
Speaker 4: Imagine just like going for a weekend. You've got great
Speaker 4: DJs on Dick, You're with your friends, could be a
Speaker 4: good time.
Speaker 1: You've been on a cruise? Never ever, Finness, you must
Speaker 1: have been on a cruise.
Speaker 4: You've left I hope indeed, where did you go? The
Speaker 4: last one I was on was to vin Took, So
Speaker 4: from Cape Town to to to vin Took.
Speaker 2: It was just it was an MSc cruise.
Speaker 1: It was awesome.
Speaker 4: But off climb dune what is it six or seven?
Speaker 4: The highest tune in in the world and.
Speaker 1: The cruise.
Speaker 4: Needless to say, you don't need anything from the minute
Speaker 4: you put your foot on that ship.
Speaker 3: Party starts and producer brand I know we've done quite
Speaker 3: a few cruises together.
Speaker 1: H No, I haven't done a cruise. You don't. I
Speaker 1: know the ones you're referencing, but no, I was a
Speaker 1: salon time.
Speaker 4: It was that guy was how terrible you don't even
Speaker 4: know your guy wasn't on the boat?
Speaker 2: That is?
Speaker 1: How much of a blood was I know the stories.
Speaker 1: I know the story.
Speaker 3: Look, there's there's many like theme cruises. So we sa
Speaker 3: radio station theme cruises, but there's many theme cruises like
Speaker 3: whatever whatever floats your boat? Literally, you know, there's a
Speaker 3: heavy metal cruise you can go on. They call it
Speaker 3: their head Banger's boats are all over the world. There's
Speaker 3: a Nightmare it does.
Speaker 1: Slip, not a cruise.
Speaker 3: There's the Temptation crewis singles or actually.
Speaker 1: No, it's non single. Probably go up.
Speaker 3: There's a Star Trek cruise. Can you imagine everybody coming
Speaker 3: dressed up as cool? There's even such a thing as
Speaker 3: a crochet cruise.
Speaker 1: It's just cruising and something for everyone.
Speaker 3: There is so these dear old ladies. I'll say young ladies.
Speaker 3: They're only sixty spring chickens. Yes, so they are now
Speaker 3: booking a cruise. They're besties, long lost besties connecting, like
Speaker 3: living in different parts of South Africa. Now they're going
Speaker 3: to connect and they're gonna, you know.
Speaker 1: Let's do a cruise. Here, let's do a cruise. Okay.
Speaker 3: So they booked a cruise and this is where I
Speaker 3: come in. Okay, because they just what date's suitable for you?
Speaker 3: What dates suitable for me? Okay, and no diary, let's
Speaker 3: think these Let's just book a cruise.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Well, I got news for you. Here we go.
Speaker 3: Ladies.
Speaker 1: Are they like best best friends?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They worked diven years ago and then they found each
Speaker 3: other recently now again, but now they're on dis trips.
Speaker 1: E a year now.
Speaker 3: Okay, Hello, I'm looking for missus.
Speaker 5: Please speaking.
Speaker 1: My name is Craig. I'm calling you from Plots Cruisers. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's speaky, just.
Speaker 3: Confirming the twenty second to the twenty fifth for four person.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Look, I don't know if you have been informed about
Speaker 3: the weight limitations on luggage yet. No, the weight limitation
Speaker 3: on luggage is only one kilogram. Yeah, because you know,
Speaker 3: we don't expect people to be bringing much luggage, especially
Speaker 3: for this specific cruise.
Speaker 1: That is least it is a little because this is.
Speaker 3: The let it all hang out cruise. People don't wear
Speaker 3: the clothes.
Speaker 1: On this cruise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, only your costume. No, this is the neudest cruise.
Speaker 3: Oh my, this is the cruise where people don't wear clothes, ma'am.
Speaker 3: No clothes, no clothes, no clothes, you know, no clothes.
Speaker 5: How can you expect me to wear no.
Speaker 1: Clothes, ma'am?
Speaker 3: It's very clearly on the post decalt cruise.
Speaker 6: Listen, my friend, listen, can you tell me I am
Speaker 6: not allowed to wear it?
Speaker 1: Close? No, close, listen.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk to you, but first fun
Speaker 3: and okay, hold on, I'm going to call and right
Speaker 3: now and we can all discuss this.
Speaker 2: What's about.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm looking for missus from speaking.
Speaker 5: What would your della on my note?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it's a new cruise.
Speaker 3: And save my eyes, funny cruises off and save if
Speaker 3: my ma.
Speaker 5: I think you look from the houses and then gets
Speaker 5: a book for a cruise.
Speaker 3: But I can't hear Madron.
Speaker 2: We were what's wrong with our cruise?
Speaker 3: Actually it's just a cal it's the babes in birthday suits.
Speaker 1: Cruise, ma'n we come.
Speaker 4: Down and new this cruise.
Speaker 1: I'm sixty and new ma'am. How old are you?
Speaker 5: Sixty? My husband is sixty nine.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 5: Do you think about any chance he is going to
Speaker 5: walk around nude at the age of sixty nine? Men
Speaker 5: excellently proper to be influent me.
Speaker 3: Not love company.
Speaker 1: Would you rather be on the Swingers cruise?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, definitely not, because if we're
Speaker 5: not swingers, it.
Speaker 3: Is a lot of fun we've got for the elderly
Speaker 3: people like yourself. We've got naked binger and we've also
Speaker 3: got the full monthy cabreation.
Speaker 5: I think it's disgusting. I don't want to go on
Speaker 5: a swingers cruise. I don't want to go on a
Speaker 5: New S cruise. I just want to go to the
Speaker 5: Portuguese island. Maybe before the ship is an out to Sana.
Speaker 5: You come and tell me it's a New S cruise.
Speaker 5: I mean, this is ridiculous, and I think it's discussing
Speaker 5: you people even have such a cruise and needs people
Speaker 5: go and the false pretenses on the screws book on
Speaker 5: the S cruiser, I'm being told from the beginning of
Speaker 5: what type of cruise it is?
Speaker 3: Well, man, what I can do, as I said, for
Speaker 3: when it's a mix up like this, because obviously you
Speaker 3: don't want to be seeing anything, we will give you
Speaker 3: complimentary blind folds which you can wear.
Speaker 5: Listen, that's what's the helmets.
Speaker 6: I woke around in a bland see ninety. I'm sorry,
Speaker 6: but I've gotten.
Speaker 3: Because what what is he is a guy on a
Speaker 3: cruise with a.
Speaker 1: Blonde folds, weigh sunglasses.
Speaker 5: I'm not walking around you down the.
Speaker 6: Ship, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Do you know who's speaking?
Speaker 5: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: It's actually wicked Simpson.
Speaker 3: If I work your block and you're more still, look
Speaker 3: if you know that your daughter Petre is involved. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know that they sound like they would be an
Speaker 3: absolute jawl on a cruise.
Speaker 2: You would like to be sixty and going with them.
Speaker 1: I think they would. They would rock a cruise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they sound like a good time.
Speaker 3: Absolute jaw Okay, No, there's no new cruise in South Africa.
Speaker 3: By the way, you did that research him in case
Speaker 3: you were wondering, like, look, I know it's a frank
Speaker 3: that like you need details.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised by that.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're quite a free nation in many ways
Speaker 2: because we have nude beaches.
Speaker 1: I think we have nude beach.
Speaker 2: One beach.
Speaker 1: I think we only have one info for that beach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's still around. What is it Sandy Bay? I wonder
Speaker 1: how many people go there every day?
Speaker 3: Never been? Well, would you like to do a bit
Speaker 3: of reconnois reconnaissance.
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