WEBVTT - Prank 18 May 2026

0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:05.040
<v Speaker 1>So here we go, Here we go. Here's another senseless

0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:10.680
<v Speaker 1>survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings, KFM Mornings.

0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:19.320
<v Speaker 1>So we've got fragrances to give away, skincare routines, water,

0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:29.400
<v Speaker 1>ice cream, pleasure tickets. You've got something for everyone, even.

0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:33.240
<v Speaker 2>Fantastic.

0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:35.320
<v Speaker 1>All right, how many questions we'll ask in this morning

0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:36.080
<v Speaker 1>senseless survey?

0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:39.360
<v Speaker 2>Please shill eleven questions.

0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Eleven out the gate nailed its ten questions, ten questions

0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:50.879
<v Speaker 1>before remis corn eleven christians.

0:00:51.600 --> 0:01:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Ow look at you, sir. Producer Bread said that's the

0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:02.440
<v Speaker 2>run off, exactly, be right.

0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:09.240
<v Speaker 1>Well done, well done. No takers on the WhatsApp telephone. Okay,

0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:11.800
<v Speaker 1>so where I phone up? A random person asked him,

0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.679
<v Speaker 1>like real ridiculous questions all for the sake of the

0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:19.160
<v Speaker 1>country to be honest. Wow, okay, Yeah, somebody's got to

0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.959
<v Speaker 1>do it, and I.

0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:25.759
<v Speaker 2>Said it will be me, Like the fact checker.

0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:30.640
<v Speaker 1>What did what did our presidents say when he did

0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:33.720
<v Speaker 1>his inaugural speech to my mina.

0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:38.240
<v Speaker 2>Send me, send me and I went yeah, and then yeah,

0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:41.039
<v Speaker 2>it's you and your clipboard and your question. And I've

0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:45.880
<v Speaker 2>got no petrol money to get back. I'm still there.

0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:47.400
<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:52.520
<v Speaker 1>Here is this morning senseless survey mona, good morning, Thank

0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:54.800
<v Speaker 1>you for coming. Fel the loves normal and results and

0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.720
<v Speaker 1>have been speaking. Good morning. This is agent four or

0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:00.760
<v Speaker 1>three from the senseless Bureau. You have answer all your

0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.200
<v Speaker 1>questions from the bureaus. I just need to go through

0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:08.040
<v Speaker 1>them with you now quickly. Okay, yes, but this is

0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:11.240
<v Speaker 1>on the switchboard. It'll only t give up thirty seconds.

0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:14.679
<v Speaker 1>When a man with one eye blinks, how do you

0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:19.320
<v Speaker 1>know that he is actually not just winking? I have

0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:23.440
<v Speaker 1>no idea. Do you agree that the worst superhero is

0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:28.480
<v Speaker 1>the one with the power of attorney? Do you ever

0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:32.720
<v Speaker 1>get out of breath while eating? No? Do you have

0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:35.320
<v Speaker 1>to take your paycheck to the bank because it's too

0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:40.120
<v Speaker 1>little to go by itself. Do you ever argue with

0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:44.760
<v Speaker 1>a chemist that alcohol is a solution? No?

0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Do you hate lazy people in traffic who only give

0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:50.160
<v Speaker 2>you half a piece? Son?

0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:55.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. If your child keeps sticking things in

0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:59.560
<v Speaker 1>electrical outlets, do you have no other choice than to

0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:06.239
<v Speaker 1>ground them? Would you say one of the negatives about

0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.280
<v Speaker 1>speeding is that you might arrive.

0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:09.000
<v Speaker 2>At work early.

0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.560
<v Speaker 1>One of the negatives there what happens if a square

0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:18.960
<v Speaker 1>root turns out to be a round numbers the square

0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:20.400
<v Speaker 1>to be around number.

0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, it's it's not a square. Would you agree?

0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:29.560
<v Speaker 1>It's time to stop making new cell phones and start

0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:37.920
<v Speaker 1>making flying cars. If okay, does sex thing give you

0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:55.440
<v Speaker 1>a phoner down the phone, Put down the phone. There's

0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.960
<v Speaker 1>your sense of to survey to go to go to

0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:01.720
<v Speaker 1>the front lines of society Murray five.