Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous
Speaker 1: cranky call from Darren Wackhead something six exclusive to KFM mornings.
Speaker 2: So the fun of a funer made us dream a
Speaker 2: little bigger today getting through to the next round. It's
Speaker 2: a first in South African footballing history. Momentous occasion, huge achievement,
Speaker 2: well done, the fun of a fun So we had
Speaker 2: our own moment in twenty ten. Yes, all right, this this,
Speaker 2: this country was on another level.
Speaker 1: Crazy to think that was sixteen years ago.
Speaker 2: Sixteen years ago. The final happened on July eleven, twenty
Speaker 2: ten at Soccer City. I don't know what it's called now.
Speaker 2: It was FNB Stadium, Soccer City that holds ninety four
Speaker 2: to seven ninety four, seven hundred.
Speaker 1: People where you worked then, yes.
Speaker 2: And I remember we were like, hey, it's the same
Speaker 2: amount of seats. So everybody was on a bus. And
Speaker 2: when it came to the final game Spain v. The Netherlands,
Speaker 2: everybody was trying to hustle tickets because it was sold
Speaker 2: out before the event even started.
Speaker 1: But now there's the tickets that are.
Speaker 2: On the street right, Okay, just as a point of notire,
Speaker 2: the cheapest ticket that you could buy for the twenty
Speaker 2: ten feet for World Cup Final in South Africa Standard Stadium, Prissing,
Speaker 2: the cheapest ticket was take a guest, let me let
Speaker 2: me first do it this way. Sixteen years later, in
Speaker 2: the USA, the cheapest ticket you can buy through the
Speaker 2: normal FIFA prossing structure. The aftermarket tickets are way, way,
Speaker 2: way higher. But the cheapest ticket that you can buy
Speaker 2: is ninety eight thousand rand. That's in the nosebleeds, that's
Speaker 2: with your back against the wall of the stadium, right
Speaker 2: up top. Ninety eight thousand rane is the cheapest ticket
Speaker 2: you can buy. Then it tears down to you know,
Speaker 2: send a pitch main stand to one hundred and eighty
Speaker 2: six thousand rand one ticket to go see the final
Speaker 2: this year?
Speaker 1: What an expensive exercise when it's expensive in dollars. No,
Speaker 1: you know that we stand no chance.
Speaker 2: So if ninety eight thousand rane is the cheapest ticket
Speaker 2: to get into the final, now what do you think
Speaker 2: it was the cheapest ticket in South Africa ten years ago,
Speaker 2: sixteen years ten years ago?
Speaker 1: I know it wasn't it wasn't too bad? Hey, No,
Speaker 1: I would say probably like a thousand rand.
Speaker 2: Or one thousand rain. You bang on the money there
Speaker 2: twelve nine years the most Yeah, the two thousand rand
Speaker 2: was them and we saw that as expensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was like, whoa, you guys are robbing us.
Speaker 3: I remember as a student then it was it was
Speaker 3: a lot, but it would still doable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, now the most expensive seat main stand,
Speaker 2: center of the pitch. How much do you think that was?
Speaker 2: Considering now that ticket in america'se hundred and eighty six
Speaker 2: thousand rans for the final.
Speaker 1: Times time was ten six three hundred ran. Was that
Speaker 1: the most expense?
Speaker 2: That was the most expensive ticket six thousand, three hundred rand.
Speaker 1: Okay, suddenly that sounds so doable. Why was I not there?
Speaker 1: It does now?
Speaker 2: But sixteen years ago we did think it was expensive, right,
Speaker 2: So that is why there was such a big market
Speaker 2: for reselling tickets. And remember this is before digital tickets.
Speaker 2: This year had to go with a hard copy of
Speaker 2: a ticket. And remember there was a thing where where
Speaker 2: people would photocopy tickets. I mean it was we honestly thought,
Speaker 2: you know, ninety four to seven ninety seven hundred tickets,
Speaker 2: there's going to be like two hundred thousand tickets out
Speaker 2: there trying to get into the stadium. So there were
Speaker 2: people selling tickets everywhere. They were selling tickets on country
Speaker 2: at that time. They were selling them everywhere. Did you
Speaker 2: know somebody? Did you know somebody? So this guy thought
Speaker 2: he'd secured tickets from a very reliable source, and they
Speaker 2: did the exchange that there were He bought four tickets,
Speaker 2: four thousand randed tickets for cash, cash, brown paper bag,
Speaker 2: and he got handed what he thought was four tickets.
Speaker 2: And this happened at where most great transactions happened in
Speaker 2: South Africa, where at a petrol station exactly right. So
Speaker 2: they met up, they met face to face, did the exchange.
Speaker 2: He has a brand paper bag, he has the tickets,
Speaker 2: look legit, and then we're gonna make that whole carte
Speaker 2: blanche exposee come and revealed to him. So he's met
Speaker 2: the guar face to face. He even thought, like, you know,
Speaker 2: if this is a scam, we can get the petrol
Speaker 2: station security footage of the guar that's sold in the tickets.
Speaker 1: But he believes it's real.
Speaker 2: But he has this little suspicion that what if it's not,
Speaker 2: So let's make it not. Okay, all right, whole family's
Speaker 2: in on this.
Speaker 4: It's mm hmmm.
Speaker 5: This question that I've got a problem.
Speaker 6: What congetres?
Speaker 5: I mean, why Jonathan. I don't know.
Speaker 6: There's a problem with Jonathan. So you family, I just
Speaker 6: gave him a lot of money, some more. Yeah, no,
Speaker 6: don't tell me then, yeah, no, she just gave him
Speaker 6: some more money. Oh no, have you given the money
Speaker 6: to Jonathan already?
Speaker 5: Yes, that's a trick. I've putching you this like.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know him that well, you know, you know,
Speaker 6: otherwise he's a dead man.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll speak you later.
Speaker 6: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: That's the dad.
Speaker 7: Now calling.
Speaker 8: Hello, fivees whirs. I mean, it's just came or I
Speaker 8: don't know. There's a problem with the tickets.
Speaker 6: I said, but you just gave out more money.
Speaker 4: Thanks Giving Mary County. He's just left here, and.
Speaker 8: I'll go from I'll go, I'll draft through that window
Speaker 8: the shop.
Speaker 5: I will get the rug in the head lace morrow,
Speaker 5: go right through the building and the money.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, he's calling me, he's calling me.
Speaker 5: Then here here's Jonathan. Apparently there's the problem with the
Speaker 5: tickets and there's no tickets.
Speaker 8: There's no tickets. Okay, well, then just take the money back.
Speaker 5: To my wife.
Speaker 8: I know what. No, Oh, it's a problem, is a
Speaker 8: mess of problem.
Speaker 5: But but but my wife gave you the money, not
Speaker 5: even an hour ago. So where's the money?
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, yes, thanks, so you must return it.
Speaker 2: I am sorry to do this, but this was for
Speaker 2: my my wife's operation.
Speaker 8: What for your wife's operation?
Speaker 5: Yes, if you scammed me, we're not talking little peanut money.
Speaker 5: You're okay, Oh my god, company.
Speaker 8: You're gonna foove me?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 6: Well hello, uh cheese and rough.
Speaker 8: We scam rubbish. I swear on my and he said no,
Speaker 8: he's having an operation for his wife.
Speaker 4: Whatever he's that's five times.
Speaker 8: So you know what goes wrong? I told you from
Speaker 8: the word dot, from the word like.
Speaker 4: Actually operation doesn't work yet.
Speaker 1: Ye go, I'm gonna put your both on hold o
Speaker 1: he loo Jonathan.
Speaker 3: Yes, the guard that you scammed in for your wife's operation.
Speaker 3: Now obviously I've got the number. Now I want to
Speaker 3: track you down. You know I've got your number and
Speaker 3: we got your footage. How can you first to give
Speaker 3: a fue number?
Speaker 1: So why are you bugging me now?
Speaker 5: Because I want my money?
Speaker 1: You want to talk a deal?
Speaker 8: A deal?
Speaker 1: Yes, what deal?
Speaker 2: My wife she's going in for the for a kidney operation.
Speaker 1: How many kidneys you got?
Speaker 8: What are you gonna give me money? My money back
Speaker 8: and I must.
Speaker 1: Give you a kidney yes, face fair, you can keep
Speaker 1: the money. Well, the visiting hours will be between seven
Speaker 1: and eight.
Speaker 5: The money I need drugs?
Speaker 8: Give our money back? Oh my, what's giving.
Speaker 2: Yo? You talk?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 1: Put that in the in the library. That's history, that's absolutely,
Speaker 1: put it in the museums and the stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm out of love here on k F Morning's
Speaker 2: a couple of messages here from the prank this morning guys.
Speaker 1: That was the I need drugs for me.
Speaker 7: That's law is giving got you.
Speaker 1: I don't know what was better, the prank or that
Speaker 1: guy's law.
Speaker 7: That was amazing that uncle laugh man, that is priceless.
Speaker 7: It's that love for me.
Speaker 1: Oh my word, that guy. Please play that lave over
Speaker 1: and over. That's what we need.
Speaker 4: What recond.
Speaker 1: And there's different tones to it. I love it.
Speaker 2: That is from the gut. You know, the dude that
Speaker 2: married your daughter. Pure pleasure right there