WEBVTT - Prank 25 June 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous

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<v Speaker 1>cranky call from Darren Wackhead something six exclusive to KFM mornings.

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<v Speaker 2>So the fun of a funer made us dream a

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<v Speaker 2>little bigger today getting through to the next round. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a first in South African footballing history. Momentous occasion, huge achievement,

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<v Speaker 2>well done, the fun of a fun So we had

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<v Speaker 2>our own moment in twenty ten. Yes, all right, this this,

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<v Speaker 2>this country was on another level.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy to think that was sixteen years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Sixteen years ago. The final happened on July eleven, twenty

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<v Speaker 2>ten at Soccer City. I don't know what it's called now.

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<v Speaker 2>It was FNB Stadium, Soccer City that holds ninety four

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<v Speaker 2>to seven ninety four, seven hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>People where you worked then, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And I remember we were like, hey, it's the same

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<v Speaker 2>amount of seats. So everybody was on a bus. And

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<v Speaker 2>when it came to the final game Spain v. The Netherlands,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody was trying to hustle tickets because it was sold

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<v Speaker 2>out before the event even started.

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<v Speaker 1>But now there's the tickets that are.

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<v Speaker 2>On the street right, Okay, just as a point of notire,

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<v Speaker 2>the cheapest ticket that you could buy for the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>ten feet for World Cup Final in South Africa Standard Stadium, Prissing,

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<v Speaker 2>the cheapest ticket was take a guest, let me let

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<v Speaker 2>me first do it this way. Sixteen years later, in

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<v Speaker 2>the USA, the cheapest ticket you can buy through the

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<v Speaker 2>normal FIFA prossing structure. The aftermarket tickets are way, way,

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<v Speaker 2>way higher. But the cheapest ticket that you can buy

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<v Speaker 2>is ninety eight thousand rand. That's in the nosebleeds, that's

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<v Speaker 2>with your back against the wall of the stadium, right

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<v Speaker 2>up top. Ninety eight thousand rane is the cheapest ticket

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<v Speaker 2>you can buy. Then it tears down to you know,

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<v Speaker 2>send a pitch main stand to one hundred and eighty

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<v Speaker 2>six thousand rand one ticket to go see the final

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<v Speaker 2>this year?

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<v Speaker 1>What an expensive exercise when it's expensive in dollars. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that we stand no chance.

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<v Speaker 2>So if ninety eight thousand rane is the cheapest ticket

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<v Speaker 2>to get into the final, now what do you think

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<v Speaker 2>it was the cheapest ticket in South Africa ten years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>sixteen years ten years ago?

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<v Speaker 1>I know it wasn't it wasn't too bad? Hey, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say probably like a thousand rand.

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<v Speaker 2>Or one thousand rain. You bang on the money there

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<v Speaker 2>twelve nine years the most Yeah, the two thousand rand

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<v Speaker 2>was them and we saw that as expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that was like, whoa, you guys are robbing us.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember as a student then it was it was

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<v Speaker 3>a lot, but it would still doable.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, now the most expensive seat main stand,

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<v Speaker 2>center of the pitch. How much do you think that was?

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<v Speaker 2>Considering now that ticket in america'se hundred and eighty six

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<v Speaker 2>thousand rans for the final.

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<v Speaker 1>Times time was ten six three hundred ran. Was that

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<v Speaker 1>the most expense?

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<v Speaker 2>That was the most expensive ticket six thousand, three hundred rand.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, suddenly that sounds so doable. Why was I not there?

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<v Speaker 1>It does now?

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<v Speaker 2>But sixteen years ago we did think it was expensive, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So that is why there was such a big market

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<v Speaker 2>for reselling tickets. And remember this is before digital tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>This year had to go with a hard copy of

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<v Speaker 2>a ticket. And remember there was a thing where where

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<v Speaker 2>people would photocopy tickets. I mean it was we honestly thought,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, ninety four to seven ninety seven hundred tickets,

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<v Speaker 2>there's going to be like two hundred thousand tickets out

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<v Speaker 2>there trying to get into the stadium. So there were

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<v Speaker 2>people selling tickets everywhere. They were selling tickets on country

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<v Speaker 2>at that time. They were selling them everywhere. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>know somebody? Did you know somebody? So this guy thought

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<v Speaker 2>he'd secured tickets from a very reliable source, and they

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<v Speaker 2>did the exchange that there were He bought four tickets,

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<v Speaker 2>four thousand randed tickets for cash, cash, brown paper bag,

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<v Speaker 2>and he got handed what he thought was four tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>And this happened at where most great transactions happened in

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<v Speaker 2>South Africa, where at a petrol station exactly right. So

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<v Speaker 2>they met up, they met face to face, did the exchange.

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<v Speaker 2>He has a brand paper bag, he has the tickets,

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<v Speaker 2>look legit, and then we're gonna make that whole carte

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<v Speaker 2>blanche exposee come and revealed to him. So he's met

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<v Speaker 2>the guar face to face. He even thought, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if this is a scam, we can get the petrol

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<v Speaker 2>station security footage of the guar that's sold in the tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>But he believes it's real.

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<v Speaker 2>But he has this little suspicion that what if it's not,

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<v Speaker 2>So let's make it not. Okay, all right, whole family's

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<v Speaker 2>in on this.

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<v Speaker 4>It's mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 5>This question that I've got a problem.

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<v Speaker 6>What congetres?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, why Jonathan. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a problem with Jonathan. So you family, I just

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<v Speaker 6>gave him a lot of money, some more. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 6>don't tell me then, yeah, no, she just gave him

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<v Speaker 6>some more money. Oh no, have you given the money

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<v Speaker 6>to Jonathan already?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's a trick. I've putching you this like.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't know him that well, you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>otherwise he's a dead man.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll speak you later.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, So.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the dad.

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<v Speaker 7>Now calling.

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<v Speaker 8>Hello, fivees whirs. I mean, it's just came or I

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<v Speaker 8>don't know. There's a problem with the tickets.

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<v Speaker 6>I said, but you just gave out more money.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks Giving Mary County. He's just left here, and.

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<v Speaker 8>I'll go from I'll go, I'll draft through that window

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<v Speaker 8>the shop.

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<v Speaker 5>I will get the rug in the head lace morrow,

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<v Speaker 5>go right through the building and the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hold on, he's calling me, he's calling me.

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<v Speaker 5>Then here here's Jonathan. Apparently there's the problem with the

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<v Speaker 5>tickets and there's no tickets.

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<v Speaker 8>There's no tickets. Okay, well, then just take the money back.

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<v Speaker 5>To my wife.

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<v Speaker 8>I know what. No, Oh, it's a problem, is a

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<v Speaker 8>mess of problem.

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<v Speaker 5>But but but my wife gave you the money, not

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<v Speaker 5>even an hour ago. So where's the money?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, thank you, yes, thanks, so you must return it.

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<v Speaker 2>I am sorry to do this, but this was for

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<v Speaker 2>my my wife's operation.

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<v Speaker 8>What for your wife's operation?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, if you scammed me, we're not talking little peanut money.

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<v Speaker 5>You're okay, Oh my god, company.

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<v Speaker 8>You're gonna foove me?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 6>Well hello, uh cheese and rough.

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<v Speaker 8>We scam rubbish. I swear on my and he said no,

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<v Speaker 8>he's having an operation for his wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Whatever he's that's five times.

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<v Speaker 8>So you know what goes wrong? I told you from

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<v Speaker 8>the word dot, from the word like.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually operation doesn't work yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye go, I'm gonna put your both on hold o

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<v Speaker 1>he loo Jonathan.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the guard that you scammed in for your wife's operation.

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<v Speaker 3>Now obviously I've got the number. Now I want to

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<v Speaker 3>track you down. You know I've got your number and

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<v Speaker 3>we got your footage. How can you first to give

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<v Speaker 3>a fue number?

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<v Speaker 1>So why are you bugging me now?

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<v Speaker 5>Because I want my money?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to talk a deal?

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<v Speaker 8>A deal?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, what deal?

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<v Speaker 2>My wife she's going in for the for a kidney operation.

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<v Speaker 1>How many kidneys you got?

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<v Speaker 8>What are you gonna give me money? My money back

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<v Speaker 8>and I must.

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<v Speaker 1>Give you a kidney yes, face fair, you can keep

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<v Speaker 1>the money. Well, the visiting hours will be between seven

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<v Speaker 1>and eight.

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<v Speaker 5>The money I need drugs?

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<v Speaker 8>Give our money back? Oh my, what's giving.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo? You talk?

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<v Speaker 5>Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Put that in the in the library. That's history, that's absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>put it in the museums and the stage.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm out of love here on k F Morning's

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of messages here from the prank this morning guys.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the I need drugs for me.

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<v Speaker 7>That's law is giving got you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was better, the prank or that

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<v Speaker 1>guy's law.

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<v Speaker 7>That was amazing that uncle laugh man, that is priceless.

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<v Speaker 7>It's that love for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my word, that guy. Please play that lave over

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<v Speaker 1>and over. That's what we need.

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<v Speaker 4>What recond.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's different tones to it. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>That is from the gut. You know, the dude that

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<v Speaker 2>married your daughter. Pure pleasure right there