WEBVTT - Whackhead prank: Wedding Dress Disaster

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's another world famous cranky call.

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<v Speaker 1>From Darren Wackhead, something that's exclusive to k FM Mornings. Okay, ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to imagine this. Guys, you might not

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<v Speaker 1>feel the pain here. So you're you're about to be married. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been planning your wedding dress for a year, since

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<v Speaker 1>you were a little girl. In fact, you wanted you've

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<v Speaker 1>known what you wanted to look like. Now you get

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<v Speaker 1>engaged and now you've got the date to get married.

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<v Speaker 1>So you start planning your wedding dress. You go to

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<v Speaker 1>the the dress place. You start with the filings.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we go to the shoes place.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't forget about the makeup.

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<v Speaker 1>The makeup place. So so you go to the dress

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<v Speaker 1>place and they start with the dress and you come.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, this is like every six weeks. You

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<v Speaker 1>go and they fit and they tweak and touch and

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<v Speaker 1>final measurements and as the dress comes to laugh and

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<v Speaker 1>gets built, the dress is made. It's done. Now they've

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<v Speaker 1>the dress place that said, okay, dress is done. You're

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks out. We're going to send it to the

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<v Speaker 1>drug cleaners to go and get drug clean and you

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<v Speaker 1>can come fetch it, okay, and may you have a

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<v Speaker 1>blessed sounds like a pair? Okay, So that's the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you? Oh? Are you the drug cleaner? Marc?

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<v Speaker 1>He's the nonsense. Feel the pain of this lady. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello, Lorenza. Yes, because Ida from Barinko. How are

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<v Speaker 3>you doing? I'm going you I can be better. I

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<v Speaker 3>got a little bit of bad news. What the darkliness is?

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<v Speaker 3>Just let me know there's something wrong with your dress.

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<v Speaker 3>While there was dry cleaning your dress. Benjamin, the manager

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<v Speaker 3>of the dark cleaning department, just phoned me now to

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<v Speaker 3>let me know there's something that went terribly wrong with

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<v Speaker 3>your dress. I don't know what to shrink or what

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<v Speaker 3>happened to the dress. Can I just chons for you

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<v Speaker 3>to him quickly and then you can speak to him properly? Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>Here I come.

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<v Speaker 1>Benjamin. Hello Kai speaking to you? Are the beaded sweethearts? Yes? Here?

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<v Speaker 1>When are you getting married?

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<v Speaker 2>What is the problem with my dream?

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<v Speaker 1>One of our more junior staff. He was drug cleaning

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<v Speaker 1>your dress, the hand washing parts with the pink solution.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was pink wearing dress.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not one hundred percent pink.

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<v Speaker 2>How can you trust a junior person to do that job?

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is that it is it is petchy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I paid a lot of money for that dress,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll be a driving coach tonight and I want

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<v Speaker 2>my drist away a port it in first to hall

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<v Speaker 2>the can if it did this crap is going to take.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make my drisk the way it was Otherwise

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to be big trouble. I'm not making threats,

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<v Speaker 2>but now it is around the corner the steak to

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<v Speaker 2>the manager.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, unless you you due the entire dress another color.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a slim chance that that might work, but you

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<v Speaker 1>can't go out. You know, I have been looking around

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a dress almost identical to yours.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted that dress and now you ruined it. What

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<v Speaker 2>am I supposed to do on some short notice now

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<v Speaker 2>because you start is incompetent. I've paid a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>money for that dress and just to find out it's

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<v Speaker 2>being ruined.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is is that the dress that for this

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<v Speaker 1>she's a bit larger. It's a SaaS twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a twelve aris the hair of eight.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we've got socks and pantyhose that are all

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<v Speaker 1>good fellers. And I'm sure between now and then you

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<v Speaker 1>can pick up about eight kilograms and then it will

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<v Speaker 1>fit you like a glove.

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<v Speaker 2>That d extradnicle tonight because I'm coming there and I

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<v Speaker 2>want to see that sap.

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<v Speaker 1>The dress in it kind of looks a bit like

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<v Speaker 1>pink leopard prints. You know what, shame willingly, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to transfer you back now to Ti Zaidine.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hello, how and what how can you al?

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<v Speaker 2>Can somebody like I spin? Now? Are you I think

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<v Speaker 2>spots for my dreams? Dos are telling me, oh, it

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<v Speaker 2>looks like a leopard spok like leopard prince potia.

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<v Speaker 3>So what I will suggest is I'll speak Benjamin if

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<v Speaker 3>he's trying to get the color back to the white

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<v Speaker 3>color and not the lippard printing postus on the dress

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<v Speaker 3>at the.

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<v Speaker 1>Moment, I can I speak to the lady?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I'll just speak to the ida.

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<v Speaker 1>Look I heard what's that Din was saying? You from pink?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't go back to what? All right? We going?

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<v Speaker 1>What will work perfectly as if we go black?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you even? Oh you don't, don't, don't go any

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<v Speaker 2>further with us. If I were you, I would really

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<v Speaker 2>because look we.

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<v Speaker 3>Did same weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, look, look, there's no need to throw your toys

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<v Speaker 1>out the special box on your top shelf. No, man,

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<v Speaker 1>a black dress will work perfectly. You could rocket, you

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<v Speaker 1>could rock it.

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<v Speaker 3>Mine.

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<v Speaker 2>My this is white because I have my whole seam

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<v Speaker 2>and my wedding party and everything. Playing to the tea

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<v Speaker 2>black is not gonna do it for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Can I ask you a question? Are you and

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<v Speaker 1>your fiancee living together?

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<v Speaker 2>What's to do with anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Just answer the question? No, not no, it's not what

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard?

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<v Speaker 2>Who for help or you?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm speaking to if you it's Benjamin. If you

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<v Speaker 1>live together, you shouldn't be getting married? And what what.

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<v Speaker 2>Who you think you are listening? Benjamin? What if the

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<v Speaker 2>hell you are talking about? That about living together and

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<v Speaker 2>worried about the white race? You know what first of

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<v Speaker 2>all this is? And how how do you speak about

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<v Speaker 2>my personal life telling me that we're living together? Looking

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<v Speaker 2>to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Married? It's the right thing to do.

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<v Speaker 3>On the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Calling me right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, don't answer the phone yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Terry, I don't know what the hell fry and

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<v Speaker 2>got to my Chris, But my closing now because there's

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<v Speaker 2>Benjamin to now. The ally is tell me there's a

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<v Speaker 2>problem with my Chris, and they put things lipput spots

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<v Speaker 2>with a Sailian solution, and then you tell me they

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<v Speaker 2>must die. It's black and I'm gonna rock with blacks.

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<v Speaker 2>You just forbid. I can't teach me now at work?

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<v Speaker 3>Can teach you what you're working.

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>We think, Lorenza, Yes, it's wicked and your husband, you

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<v Speaker 1>really do this to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Drenic is in good condition as perfect for winds. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't be worried.

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<v Speaker 2>I am so darn.

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<v Speaker 1>Your husband to name. Also, when when when two Darren's,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not, It's chaos