Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous
Speaker 1: crank from Darren Wackhead something six exclusive to KFM mornings.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we are as a pre media we're a
Speaker 2: group of radio stations all around the country.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So we've got two in Cape Town and two in Johannesburg.
Speaker 1: All around the country.
Speaker 2: That is the country, right, that the country. So one
Speaker 2: of our dear colleagues who works on a Choeburg radio
Speaker 2: station my my ex my ex wife.
Speaker 1: Right, So.
Speaker 2: His name is otherwise known on the radio airwaves as
Speaker 2: tolly B. Okay love how totally tolly b? How am
Speaker 2: I supposed to say.
Speaker 1: Totally toly B? So tolly b.
Speaker 3: Place for clear communication is a.
Speaker 2: Bit of a bit of a dip in it or
Speaker 2: toly Okay. So he's he's a wonderful guy, right, absolute gentleman,
Speaker 2: like true gentleman. He's always like dressed impeccably and just
Speaker 2: always he's so particular about his appearance and and also
Speaker 2: about his demeanor.
Speaker 1: Very formal guy, very you know by the book.
Speaker 2: You know. So he does a show and now what
Speaker 2: is not abnormal in this industry, So where you could
Speaker 2: get a call from what we call upstairs, which is
Speaker 2: our sales department, and at last minute they can go, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: we've just done this thing for a client and we
Speaker 2: just need to need you to insert this into your
Speaker 2: next ad break quickly, all right, like an emergency what
Speaker 2: we call a live read, okay, which is when you
Speaker 2: hear me doing a live read, and I'm saying it,
Speaker 2: you're not hearing an advert, right, So it's not an
Speaker 2: abnormal practice, and in fact it's very common. So I
Speaker 2: called Tolly while he's mid show, and I want him
Speaker 2: to read out the most ridiculous love read.
Speaker 1: What could go wrong? Remember this is a professional, absolute
Speaker 1: father book guard, and this is live radio, live radio,
Speaker 1: live radio.
Speaker 2: So when I call him, he's playing a song, he's
Speaker 2: not live, but I make him go live, okay, because
Speaker 2: when you get a call from upstairs, you do what
Speaker 2: you got to do, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: All right, So here we go, Andrew, Hello.
Speaker 4: Hi, Andrew, totally be here. You're trying to get ald
Speaker 4: of me.
Speaker 2: Good good, good listen. I just need you you check
Speaker 2: your log there please?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Was there an ad cock ingram live read that came
Speaker 2: through for this this past half and out?
Speaker 1: What break are you going into.
Speaker 4: I'm going into fifty seven now, which is two fifty seven.
Speaker 4: But I haven't done any ingram, any ingram live read.
Speaker 4: Oh damn it, No at all?
Speaker 5: You can.
Speaker 4: I mean if if you bring it up in Corne's call,
Speaker 4: I'll squeeze it in.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: The only live read I've done is F and B
Speaker 4: smartphones Live read and KFC.
Speaker 2: Okay, well this is very urgent. Client just played top
Speaker 2: dollar for this. It was supposed to go at in
Speaker 2: your last break. That's why they said, where is this
Speaker 2: read at.
Speaker 4: The last break?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: And the last breaks is I'll tack auto F and
Speaker 4: B RAM. So no, it wasn't there.
Speaker 1: Do you have a love read in your next break
Speaker 1: at fifty seven?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: You can? You can bring it.
Speaker 4: No, I don't have one.
Speaker 1: Okay, look I'm not going to have time to bring
Speaker 1: it down.
Speaker 4: Write it down.
Speaker 2: H yeah, okay, yeah, please, Okay, it's not a very
Speaker 2: long one.
Speaker 1: It's a twenty seconder.
Speaker 4: Okay, cool.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 2: So it's a read for erectile dysfunction. Okay, okay, So
Speaker 2: I need you to to just take it serious. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?
Speaker 4: I'm writing it down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a new chemical compound, yeah, containing endoorment.
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Speaker 4: it's a L f u z yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, ands and stiffts doctors have been calling it the
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Speaker 1: Is your next break coming up?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: My next break is now?
Speaker 2: Okay, can you slip that in the place in the
Speaker 2: position for the live read, No problem at all, okay,
Speaker 2: thanks Tolly, Thanks bye, now we laughs.
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Speaker 5: H wow, ah, Andrew, Hi, totally great read.
Speaker 1: The client's very happy.
Speaker 6: Oh it's a pleasure. It's a pleasure and I had
Speaker 6: to do you hear me like I literally dropped the
Speaker 6: poor with your weis straight on air. But at least
Speaker 6: you know what I mean because I wrote it down.
Speaker 6: It all meantens in my head.
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, well well done. Listen.
Speaker 2: Clients wants to offer you an endorsement.
Speaker 6: Oh cool, I can come through and chat to you
Speaker 6: about it. I mean, I'll find some time and and
Speaker 6: come to I know you. You have to walk into
Speaker 6: a meeting right now. But we can, we can see,
Speaker 6: we can sit down and I can tell.
Speaker 2: To you, okay, an endorsement for the rectile dysfunction because
Speaker 2: they say by association, your name being tolly b about
Speaker 2: it about.
Speaker 6: I'll come to you and.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, you can go straight to Wicked Simson Studio. He'll
Speaker 1: close the deal for you.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, okay, cool, no problem, thanks Andrew Tony.
Speaker 1: I guess you're speaking, but oh.
Speaker 3: No, kidding me right now. No, this guy will never
Speaker 3: get me never in my life.
Speaker 1: Completed the task with distinction.
Speaker 4: What a pro truly just there to collaborate, make Clide happy,
Speaker 4: make a fellow colleague happy.
Speaker 1: And this is how you do him. You do him dirty.
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