WEBVTT - Prank 14 May 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous

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<v Speaker 1>crank from Darren Wackhead something six exclusive to KFM mornings.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we are as a pre media we're a

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<v Speaker 2>group of radio stations all around the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So we've got two in Cape Town and two in Johannesburg.

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<v Speaker 1>All around the country.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the country, right, that the country. So one

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<v Speaker 2>of our dear colleagues who works on a Choeburg radio

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<v Speaker 2>station my my ex my ex wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is otherwise known on the radio airwaves as

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<v Speaker 2>tolly B. Okay love how totally tolly b? How am

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<v Speaker 2>I supposed to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally toly B? So tolly b.

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<v Speaker 3>Place for clear communication is a.

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<v Speaker 2>Bit of a bit of a dip in it or

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<v Speaker 2>toly Okay. So he's he's a wonderful guy, right, absolute gentleman,

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<v Speaker 2>like true gentleman. He's always like dressed impeccably and just

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<v Speaker 2>always he's so particular about his appearance and and also

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<v Speaker 2>about his demeanor.

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<v Speaker 1>Very formal guy, very you know by the book.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. So he does a show and now what

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<v Speaker 2>is not abnormal in this industry, So where you could

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<v Speaker 2>get a call from what we call upstairs, which is

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<v Speaker 2>our sales department, and at last minute they can go, hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>we've just done this thing for a client and we

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<v Speaker 2>just need to need you to insert this into your

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<v Speaker 2>next ad break quickly, all right, like an emergency what

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<v Speaker 2>we call a live read, okay, which is when you

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<v Speaker 2>hear me doing a live read, and I'm saying it,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not hearing an advert, right, So it's not an

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<v Speaker 2>abnormal practice, and in fact it's very common. So I

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<v Speaker 2>called Tolly while he's mid show, and I want him

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<v Speaker 2>to read out the most ridiculous love read.

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<v Speaker 1>What could go wrong? Remember this is a professional, absolute

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<v Speaker 1>father book guard, and this is live radio, live radio,

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<v Speaker 1>live radio.

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<v Speaker 2>So when I call him, he's playing a song, he's

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<v Speaker 2>not live, but I make him go live, okay, because

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<v Speaker 2>when you get a call from upstairs, you do what

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<v Speaker 2>you got to do, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So here we go, Andrew, Hello.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, Andrew, totally be here. You're trying to get ald

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<v Speaker 4>of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Good good, good listen. I just need you you check

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<v Speaker 2>your log there please?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Was there an ad cock ingram live read that came

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<v Speaker 2>through for this this past half and out?

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<v Speaker 1>What break are you going into.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going into fifty seven now, which is two fifty seven.

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<v Speaker 4>But I haven't done any ingram, any ingram live read.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh damn it, No at all?

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<v Speaker 5>You can.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean if if you bring it up in Corne's call,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll squeeze it in.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>The only live read I've done is F and B

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<v Speaker 4>smartphones Live read and KFC.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well this is very urgent. Client just played top

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<v Speaker 2>dollar for this. It was supposed to go at in

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<v Speaker 2>your last break. That's why they said, where is this

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<v Speaker 2>read at.

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<v Speaker 4>The last break?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 4>And the last breaks is I'll tack auto F and

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<v Speaker 4>B RAM. So no, it wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a love read in your next break

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<v Speaker 1>at fifty seven?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 6>You can? You can bring it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't have one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, look I'm not going to have time to bring

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<v Speaker 1>it down.

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<v Speaker 4>Write it down.

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<v Speaker 2>H yeah, okay, yeah, please, Okay, it's not a very

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<v Speaker 2>long one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a twenty seconder.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's a read for erectile dysfunction. Okay, okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>I need you to to just take it serious. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm writing it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a new chemical compound, yeah, containing endoorment.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me spell that for you. Yeah, I N D

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<v Speaker 1>O R A M I N.

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<v Speaker 4>A M I M you are containing endorment L foozosin

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<v Speaker 4>it's a L f u z yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, ands and stiffts doctors have been calling it the

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<v Speaker 2>new wonder drug.

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<v Speaker 1>Is your next break coming up?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>My next break is now?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, can you slip that in the place in the

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<v Speaker 2>position for the live read, No problem at all, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks Tolly, Thanks bye, now we laughs.

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<v Speaker 5>H wow, ah, Andrew, Hi, totally great read.

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<v Speaker 1>The client's very happy.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh it's a pleasure. It's a pleasure and I had

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<v Speaker 6>to do you hear me like I literally dropped the

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<v Speaker 6>poor with your weis straight on air. But at least

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<v Speaker 6>you know what I mean because I wrote it down.

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<v Speaker 6>It all meantens in my head.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, okay, well well done. Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Clients wants to offer you an endorsement.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh cool, I can come through and chat to you

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<v Speaker 6>about it. I mean, I'll find some time and and

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<v Speaker 6>come to I know you. You have to walk into

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<v Speaker 6>a meeting right now. But we can, we can see,

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<v Speaker 6>we can sit down and I can tell.

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<v Speaker 2>To you, okay, an endorsement for the rectile dysfunction because

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<v Speaker 2>they say by association, your name being tolly b about

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<v Speaker 2>it about.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll come to you and.

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<v Speaker 2>Get more and let's be when when you come, just

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<v Speaker 2>just go straight to Wicked Simpson Studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, you can go straight to Wicked Simson Studio. He'll

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<v Speaker 1>close the deal for you.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, yeah, okay, cool, no problem, thanks Andrew Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you're speaking, but oh.

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<v Speaker 3>No, kidding me right now. No, this guy will never

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<v Speaker 3>get me never in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Completed the task with distinction.

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<v Speaker 4>What a pro truly just there to collaborate, make Clide happy,

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<v Speaker 4>make a fellow colleague happy.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is how you do him. You do him dirty.

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<v Speaker 2>This will give Sleepy Joe insomnia rating.

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<v Speaker 1>Also the only bona fide. Oh well, brother,