WEBVTT - Prank 22 April

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous.

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<v Speaker 3>Crank call from Darren Wackhead, something exclusive the KFM mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>So calling a mature gentleman this morning, Grandpa. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not not grandpa, just just just a bit older six,

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<v Speaker 1>just a bit younger than grandpa. But I still the

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<v Speaker 1>fox sexy year it to Oprah. Yeah, so this is

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<v Speaker 1>a I mean, how many times a day do you

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<v Speaker 1>make a phone call and you can't hear the person?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a common part of daily life, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>We had that this morning on the twenty k popers

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<v Speaker 1>called the person back, still couldn't hear muffled voice. So

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<v Speaker 1>is it the phone? Is that the phone speakers at

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<v Speaker 1>the microphone? What is it? Is it? The line? Is

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<v Speaker 1>the quality of line? What is it? But you got

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<v Speaker 1>to phone somebody to get it fixed? You got a

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<v Speaker 1>phone and query. I've never thought of phoning anybody to say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can you pick my line? It just doesn't work like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And he doesn't quite understand that, all right, Like, just

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<v Speaker 1>send the technicians out. This is a cell phone. The

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<v Speaker 1>technicians are going to rock up in their white van

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<v Speaker 1>with the ladder on the roof and say, okay, where's

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<v Speaker 1>your phone, give us an hour, we'll fix it. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>work like that, all right, So the problem might be

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<v Speaker 1>within and that's where I'll go as the best customer

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<v Speaker 1>relation I'm actually a customer relations expert.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually an expert, and you work in so many different

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<v Speaker 2>fields and industries.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a customer relations expert in not solving the problem. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>escalate exactly. So let's escalate his situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, good day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for mister Hi. It's Johanna. I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>from I believe you've been having a few problems.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a couple of things that are not functioning and

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<v Speaker 3>working the way they should be working.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Now, so basically it's breakups that we're talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>that's correct, Yes, if you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and when you'd every second word you're talking is

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<v Speaker 3>try against okay, and you're saying right now, try against okay.

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<v Speaker 3>It seems yeah, something's gone wrong with the something is wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it seems like it's definitely from your side, my

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<v Speaker 1>side right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now when your phone me is coming in via dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me just understand this. When when people are

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<v Speaker 1>talking to you, do they sometimes not understand what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a bit of a breakup and stuff, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what I've detected and let me try

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<v Speaker 1>to be polite. Sir, Do you enunciate your words properly?

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<v Speaker 3>So are you I mean, are you asking me if

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<v Speaker 3>I talk clearly? Or you're talking about a technical problem

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<v Speaker 3>there as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, no, if you do talk clearly, say because I

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<v Speaker 1>must submit. Sometimes I do battle to hear exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>you say.

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<v Speaker 3>Do me a favor. I'm finding this call rather insulting.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm finding this call not to my liking. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know who you are or when your creicular position.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm top of the tree.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't understand. It's like your slurring, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but your lines are faulty.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand it's twelve o'clock where you're drinking. Said hello,

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<v Speaker 1>And if you ask.

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<v Speaker 3>Me if I'm drunk, I'm not drunk. Along the way there,

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<v Speaker 3>get your masters over here, see me face the pace

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<v Speaker 3>and talk to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So look right now, it's twenty to one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you could have come back from a long lunch and

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<v Speaker 1>those speech is a little bit slurred.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, okay, it's kind of it's kind of quitomously.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a lobody home there. I want to resolve

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<v Speaker 3>to work. Please for a person that's anything your top

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<v Speaker 3>of the tree. You ask me if I'm drunk, if

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<v Speaker 3>I'm drunk along the way, and am I saying my

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<v Speaker 3>words and whatever? Please do you a favor. Just talk

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<v Speaker 3>to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't been drinking. Okay, let's just clear that up.

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<v Speaker 3>Please continue.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not an embarrassment. If you do have such a

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<v Speaker 1>speech impediment, it's nothing to be worried about.

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<v Speaker 3>You mother, good morning, Hi mister.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea a problem they're regarding the I can't I can't

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<v Speaker 1>understand you, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't understand me?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Can you speak clearly? Please enunciate? Can you try again?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's kind of kind of kind of, kind of

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<v Speaker 3>kind of funny because if you if you're not taking

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<v Speaker 3>the trouble to want to listen to me at all.

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<v Speaker 1>There.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm telling you clearly, it's a lot. I'm speaking

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<v Speaker 3>to my cell phone and it's stool a bad signal

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<v Speaker 3>that you can't get me. I'm sorry to hear that.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what can I do to help improve the

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<v Speaker 3>quality of a communications?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so, like I said, we could start with a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of speech therapy would help.

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<v Speaker 3>Wonderful, wonderful, that's a really good suggestion, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>The altimat is part of your inclusive sales price in

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<v Speaker 3>your in your in your contract.

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<v Speaker 1>So listen. Well, what I'm hearing from you is something

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<v Speaker 1>like what do you.

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<v Speaker 3>Do?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm hearing from you, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Shame what ah?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I get? Okay, repeat after me. Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>we start with the vowels first? Okay? I hello, miss

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<v Speaker 1>yes wicked Simpson.

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<v Speaker 3>Wonderful that you're really great men. I listen to your

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<v Speaker 3>show a lot and what opens to hum there as well?

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<v Speaker 3>What what a I mean? There was nobody top of

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<v Speaker 3>the t would find me a blowing my drunk and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm staring there as well. You do a good job,

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<v Speaker 3>but turn over there every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So now can we try punctuation commas and the

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<v Speaker 1>full stops? What a ride? Yes? I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is. The technology advances, but we still deal with

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<v Speaker 1>broken phone calls. What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a really quite comforting to know that, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>some problems will forever remain and cannot be fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay, it's fine. You needn'