WEBVTT - This prank has the Kfm Mornings team in stitches

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous

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<v Speaker 1>cranky car.

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<v Speaker 2>From Darren Wackhead six exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's let's get into this. I need a

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<v Speaker 1>phone a man about it about his wife. So look,

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<v Speaker 1>she's going for the driving school for driving lessons. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>to go and do a test. Now, now I mean standard.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they will tell you that you need to

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<v Speaker 1>have eight lessons. That's that's normal. Ten that varies, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but but but the standard packages, I think eight lessons.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, okay, I think I did one one lesson.

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<v Speaker 3>But could you drive before going to driving school? I

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<v Speaker 3>was driving at thirteen. Some of us are starting from

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<v Speaker 3>scrap scratch, scratch scratch.

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<v Speaker 1>I see at the soccer club, I say to my dad, Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>I seemed to go get my jacket. My dad had

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<v Speaker 1>this yellow folksy beetle. Hey, nay, dad, I need the

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<v Speaker 1>key to get my jacket. Next thing I'm around pantowan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we did things different back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>We did things doing crime.

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<v Speaker 3>You say crime, you say school of life. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 3>I think everybody did it. Then what look at him

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<v Speaker 3>looking for friends?

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<v Speaker 1>No one?

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<v Speaker 3>Man hang me out to drown. This one. When did

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<v Speaker 3>you start driving?

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<v Speaker 1>REMI when I was seventeen, Yes, your honorable citizen Brad you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, we used to roll the streets of Edinburgh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, Sherilyn, you started driving at thirty two.

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<v Speaker 3>My first lesson and it was the one and only

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<v Speaker 3>one was I think seventeen.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom it was so bad she scarred me. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, break have you met my mother?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So, so, so this is the premise of the prank, Yes, soder. So,

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<v Speaker 1>now this guy's wife has gone for a lesson. But

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<v Speaker 1>now so the wife has actually got in touch with

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<v Speaker 1>me to say, let's prank the husband.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's prank him because.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to get into this buffoni from the

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<v Speaker 1>driving school saying like why has your wife not being backed?

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<v Speaker 1>She came for one lesson and she hasn't come back,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what's what's the problem?

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<v Speaker 3>You know? And then I'm going to take it from there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, let us begin, all right, Okay, here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>let's dive in. I'm looking for you, please for you, Anya,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a Sonica's husband. I owned the driving school.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Johanna, how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Fine? Where your wife came? And we haven't really seen

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<v Speaker 1>her since.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened was the first week we made the agreement

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<v Speaker 2>from one o'clock clock, Sonica were ovaite for somebody to

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<v Speaker 2>kind of pick my wife up one of the ladies, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think, but Lisa or Melissa, Yes, right.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened is that Monday something a cat really past

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<v Speaker 2>twelve five to one. She dropped my wife off twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five past twelve. She probably jumped in the car five

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<v Speaker 2>to half an hour lesson and a paid the full amount. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there driving lesson from one t two you provide a

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<v Speaker 2>lesson twenty half an hour to the full amount.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I've been speaking to my wife Sunica and Melissa

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<v Speaker 1>as well, and they were basically talking here in the

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<v Speaker 1>office today and I overheard and I said, well, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to call you to get to the bottom

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<v Speaker 1>of this because look what they've been telling you is

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<v Speaker 1>not the actual true story.

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<v Speaker 2>And they look just happy for me to lie about

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<v Speaker 2>I think the way it happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, they admit that they were not in the car

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<v Speaker 1>for the full hour, but let me tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>the reason was. You know, you know, being a driving

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<v Speaker 1>instructor can be quite a scary experience. Driving was fine

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<v Speaker 1>and It wasn't scaring them at all, but they basically said, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>look she when she entered the vehicle, she took her

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<v Speaker 1>shoes off, and she said she likes to dry barefoot. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing is is that Melissa says that she

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't actually take it anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>What take what?

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<v Speaker 1>The odor? The only way I could describe the stench

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<v Speaker 1>if a piece of gold and Zola cheese could take

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<v Speaker 1>a dump, that is what her feet smelled like.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I'm working. You got to blow up in a

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<v Speaker 2>part from My life. Okay, look, let'sten. Let's an idiot

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<v Speaker 2>listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look, say what you want, but it was it

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<v Speaker 1>was really bad that you know, she would have made

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<v Speaker 1>the right God turn left.

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<v Speaker 2>Such a mouth. Don't need your business, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Look but look, we are more than willing.

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<v Speaker 1>To to to to give her another lesson for free,

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<v Speaker 1>just as soon as we can find an oxygen mask.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Or at least if you could just ask her on

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<v Speaker 1>the day if she could just wear like knee high boots. Wow, look, look,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, look listen honestly, hello, what youo? Honey? Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I've just spoken to the like.

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<v Speaker 2>Want Look hey, hey, hey, shut your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey couth, hey, shut your mouth is honestly, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand. It was so bad. I was looking forward

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<v Speaker 1>to her farting. Listen to your mothers listen. I've come

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<v Speaker 1>with it with a proposition here for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up. Hello, Hello, Yeah, I know he doesn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to speak to anyone else.

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<v Speaker 1>Just say to him. Look, there's somebody that really wants

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<v Speaker 1>to speak to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Quickly, are you going to see to him?

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<v Speaker 1>He really wants to speak to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm nicely enough, I'm nicely just to say hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, just say it's wicked Simpson.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>How is? How are you? How's the buddy?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry for psuading you and your family and your mother

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<v Speaker 2>and your friend

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<v Speaker 1>Noble Man,