WEBVTT - Prank: 10 March 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Exclusive to KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, gents, gents, are you ready to go? Oh, Romie,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to feel it, produce a brand, You're going

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<v Speaker 2>to feel it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So there comes a time in every relationship, usually happens

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<v Speaker 2>in about mid forties when Wafi says to husband, Hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>it's time we start shifting responsibility. I'm not taking any

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<v Speaker 2>contraception anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I've saved my part.

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<v Speaker 2>You going for the snip? Yeah, you're going for the snip.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done a snip prank before. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>snips happening. Okay. Do you remember when they try to

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<v Speaker 2>invent the male contraceptive poll?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe do we still? What have one? I

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<v Speaker 1>think that you who shut that down?

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<v Speaker 2>But I think the uptake? Look, would you trust us?

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<v Speaker 3>Look? I mean would you would you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Question?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't get us fired up now today? Way?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Bread? Tell me? Am I wrong? Am I right?

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<v Speaker 2>It would be like it would be like this, Okay, Bread,

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<v Speaker 2>you're in the milk contracepted?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I am okay. Listen, I missed mine today?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I take to tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 4>Bro?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I like take to tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh? Or can you imagine how many.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the pills would go through the washing in our

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<v Speaker 2>geen pants? Can you imagine the population would be twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five billion.

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<v Speaker 3>If it was up to us?

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<v Speaker 1>You're playing games? Yeah, then you're not serious about your

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<v Speaker 1>own life. It's not one of those things where you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>If you forget a new human comes along, I would

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<v Speaker 1>be to forget.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be like, hey, bra, you know what like

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<v Speaker 2>like a better to take polls? Like can I mix

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<v Speaker 2>it in my protein shake?

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<v Speaker 4>Bro?

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<v Speaker 3>I just put it in my protein shake. Bro, there

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<v Speaker 3>you go. I've got my my my pull.

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<v Speaker 1>You have very little faith in your in your cohort, Darren.

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<v Speaker 2>I would I know. I wouldn't remember. I can't even

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<v Speaker 2>remember to take my hair tablets.

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<v Speaker 1>And you definitely don't want a third child.

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<v Speaker 2>Why I see this as if I lose my hair,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm definitely not getting a third child. So they are

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<v Speaker 2>mutually exclusive. Okay, back to oh you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Ready to feel it?

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<v Speaker 1>So someone's getting the snip.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so they've had the conversation and now shameless Oak

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<v Speaker 2>is so nervous plucks so like never had surgery, but

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<v Speaker 2>now it's there and it's even more scary.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So it's like one of.

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<v Speaker 1>The safest, most efficient.

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<v Speaker 2>They do it surgeries ten minutes with your eyes open.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. A made to mine had done and he

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I want to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not reversible.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is, but it's not always will work

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<v Speaker 2>once it's reverse. Yeah, So there we are. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so there we are. So he's very nervous. So Wifey's like,

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<v Speaker 2>just make him even more scared. You know, she's had

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<v Speaker 2>to remember for like twenty five years this stuff. It's time.

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<v Speaker 2>He feels a bit of pain too. Okay, I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's ma'am, you've come to the right place.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've got all the details. The doctors Alice, Here

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<v Speaker 2>we go. Hello, I'm looking for mister Herrad van Veig,

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<v Speaker 2>please speaking. It's Dr Eastia from medi Clinic. Your wife

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<v Speaker 2>has made an appointment. Yes, okay, I'm the urologist chair

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<v Speaker 2>for a ver sectomy. Yes, Monday eleven. I have an

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<v Speaker 2>opening at about four thirty as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you there?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, some years I'm listening. So Monday eleven o'clock i'll

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<v Speaker 4>have it back to you and just concern you.

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<v Speaker 3>You sound nervous, are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? Obviously yours? But uh yeah, I understand what the

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<v Speaker 4>problem that is done.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let me tell you it's a it's a very

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<v Speaker 2>very simple procedure. There's there's nothing to worry about.

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<v Speaker 4>You, Okay, right forward? Would they book me into hospital

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<v Speaker 4>or do they do it in the in the rooms?

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<v Speaker 3>Do it in the rooms?

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<v Speaker 2>Look what I need to explain, and this is why

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<v Speaker 2>I needed to chat to you because modern procedures, what

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<v Speaker 2>has happened in the past where there has been a

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<v Speaker 2>chance of erectile dysfunction after the operation?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we're talking in like two percent, okay, two percent?

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, So what we do to totally eliminate that

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<v Speaker 2>two percent is we have stopped using local anesthetic.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What we found through the research is that this injection

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<v Speaker 2>is what has been the cause of the permanent erectile dysfunction.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, So what's my option? So what you're basically

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<v Speaker 4>telling me, I'm gonna lie and you're gonna cut without

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<v Speaker 4>any oh my word, and there's no other choice by

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<v Speaker 4>joining the other ninety eight percent.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't got to the stage yet where we can

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<v Speaker 2>eliminate if it's certain blood groups. If it's people with

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<v Speaker 2>pre existing conditions, we haven't got that far with medicine yet,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's a case of risking impotence or bearing with

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of pain.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll definitely take the pain.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll take the pain.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take the pain. But yeah, okay, it's my word.

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<v Speaker 4>It's quite is. There no option of maybe going in

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<v Speaker 4>hospital and they put you to sheep and then you do.

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<v Speaker 3>Not for this procedure.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have the anesthetic, but there is that risk

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<v Speaker 2>and it's my job as a doctor to inform you

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<v Speaker 2>of that risk because if you on the other side

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<v Speaker 2>of the operation are impotent, then I haven't done my job.

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<v Speaker 2>I could have maybe ruined your life, you understand.

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<v Speaker 4>That's fine, like I said, or rather be with the

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<v Speaker 4>same and go through with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me explain the procedure to you, just to put

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<v Speaker 2>your mind at ease.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a small incision.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about four centimeters four centimeters. We need working space

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<v Speaker 2>in there. We tie off your obstresa and it's right

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<v Speaker 2>at the inside, at the back of the testicular gland.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, and then off to it's there's no chance

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<v Speaker 4>of any Olympic Summer's coming suit.

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<v Speaker 1>What has to.

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<v Speaker 2>Happen then, is you need to abstain for six months.

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<v Speaker 5>Six month, So I had to go through this procedure

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<v Speaker 5>without any anesthetics or anything for six months.

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<v Speaker 4>H Yeah is long.

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<v Speaker 2>It has to heal one hundred properly, otherwise it could

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<v Speaker 2>mess up the entire procedure.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so yeah, uh we'll have to do it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I should then take the appointment of for

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<v Speaker 4>city on Monday. But I didn't think of it, and

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<v Speaker 4>this six months, and uh god, I'm quite shock. That's

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<v Speaker 4>what I have to do. Just take me get this straight.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna cut the open without any injections. Then you're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna tie off and what are you going to inject food?

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<v Speaker 2>I will inject the left testy. We're going about two

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<v Speaker 2>centimeters and then we've got to get to the back

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<v Speaker 2>of that left testy and we tie off the tube

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<v Speaker 2>that's the main supplier into that testy.

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<v Speaker 4>Where my mouth is quite dry now, But in any case,

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<v Speaker 4>was it just a gross Okay you are doctor, doctor East. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'll get back to you before the end today.

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<v Speaker 6>Vague shut out, Yes, yes, tends right now, I can

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<v Speaker 6>I can, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>M.

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<v Speaker 4>I need we see doctorate and acabao, I just a

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<v Speaker 4>dialect from feel yeah, looks nice, sooner and spikings in

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<v Speaker 4>your Lincoln physical and spike in done. Doctor took work

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<v Speaker 4>in the moondo Alfie. I didn't details a dialect that

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<v Speaker 4>you see see looks nice, yeahs mander, vivid, flood, fighting

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<v Speaker 4>back any on your robe and I SnO he fully

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<v Speaker 4>qualified me? I snow a registrars, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Snore about.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh yo, no ways. Then the actual boch you're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>TV show my surely follow me? Donkey that happens?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, Hello, It's it's Doctor East UK for Monday

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<v Speaker 2>four thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>Monday four seventy. But how did you get on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Line now, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just trying to call your number and I

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<v Speaker 2>heard a conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>Going, okay, there's a couple of confidents that I have.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what what are your concerns?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't something about your qualifications and not completely qualified?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still a registrar and maybe yeah, well we we've

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<v Speaker 2>got to learn somewhere.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're not a practice on me, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>This would have been my first operation so meanly mm hmmm,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's my first one, so I'm quite excited.

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<v Speaker 4>Your first one you mostly joking, my friend. That's my

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<v Speaker 4>private When you wait, no way, we'll look for another.

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<v Speaker 4>Your sister.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was practicing, I did it on a pig

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<v Speaker 2>and there was nothing wrong. There was on a pig

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<v Speaker 2>and it was perfect. Just wacked Simpson.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey man, you got me, get.

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<v Speaker 3>My brother. You're sweating bullets.

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<v Speaker 4>Your ungula chante.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that laugh.