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Speaker 2: All Right, gents, gents, are you ready to go? Oh, Romie,
Speaker 2: you're going to feel it, produce a brand, You're going
Speaker 2: to feel it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, Okay.
Speaker 2: So there comes a time in every relationship, usually happens
Speaker 2: in about mid forties when Wafi says to husband, Hey, listen,
Speaker 2: it's time we start shifting responsibility. I'm not taking any
Speaker 2: contraception anymore.
Speaker 1: I've saved my part.
Speaker 2: You going for the snip? Yeah, you're going for the snip.
Speaker 2: I've done a snip prank before. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: snips happening. Okay. Do you remember when they try to
Speaker 2: invent the male contraceptive poll?
Speaker 1: I can't believe do we still? What have one? I
Speaker 1: think that you who shut that down?
Speaker 2: But I think the uptake? Look, would you trust us?
Speaker 3: Look? I mean would you would you know?
Speaker 1: Question?
Speaker 3: I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: You don't get us fired up now today? Way?
Speaker 3: Okay, Bread? Tell me? Am I wrong? Am I right?
Speaker 2: It would be like it would be like this, Okay, Bread,
Speaker 2: you're in the milk contracepted?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I am okay. Listen, I missed mine today?
Speaker 2: Can I take to tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 3: Can I like take to tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 3: Huh? Or can you imagine how many.
Speaker 2: Of the pills would go through the washing in our
Speaker 2: geen pants? Can you imagine the population would be twenty
Speaker 2: five billion.
Speaker 3: If it was up to us?
Speaker 1: You're playing games? Yeah, then you're not serious about your
Speaker 1: own life. It's not one of those things where you're like,
Speaker 1: I forgot.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: If you forget a new human comes along, I would
Speaker 1: be to forget.
Speaker 2: It would be like, hey, bra, you know what like
Speaker 2: like a better to take polls? Like can I mix
Speaker 2: it in my protein shake?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 3: I just put it in my protein shake. Bro, there
Speaker 3: you go. I've got my my my pull.
Speaker 1: You have very little faith in your in your cohort, Darren.
Speaker 2: I would I know. I wouldn't remember. I can't even
Speaker 2: remember to take my hair tablets.
Speaker 1: And you definitely don't want a third child.
Speaker 2: Why I see this as if I lose my hair,
Speaker 2: I'm definitely not getting a third child. So they are
Speaker 2: mutually exclusive. Okay, back to oh you're.
Speaker 3: Ready to feel it?
Speaker 1: So someone's getting the snip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they've had the conversation and now shameless Oak
Speaker 2: is so nervous plucks so like never had surgery, but
Speaker 2: now it's there and it's even more scary.
Speaker 3: Right, So it's like one of.
Speaker 1: The safest, most efficient.
Speaker 2: They do it surgeries ten minutes with your eyes open.
Speaker 3: You know. A made to mine had done and he
Speaker 3: was like, I want to watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not reversible.
Speaker 2: I think it is, but it's not always will work
Speaker 2: once it's reverse. Yeah, So there we are. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: so there we are. So he's very nervous. So Wifey's like,
Speaker 2: just make him even more scared. You know, she's had
Speaker 2: to remember for like twenty five years this stuff. It's time.
Speaker 2: He feels a bit of pain too. Okay, I love it.
Speaker 2: So it's ma'am, you've come to the right place.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So I've got all the details. The doctors Alice, Here
Speaker 2: we go. Hello, I'm looking for mister Herrad van Veig,
Speaker 2: please speaking. It's Dr Eastia from medi Clinic. Your wife
Speaker 2: has made an appointment. Yes, okay, I'm the urologist chair
Speaker 2: for a ver sectomy. Yes, Monday eleven. I have an
Speaker 2: opening at about four thirty as well.
Speaker 3: Are you there?
Speaker 4: Yes, some years I'm listening. So Monday eleven o'clock i'll
Speaker 4: have it back to you and just concern you.
Speaker 3: You sound nervous, are you?
Speaker 4: Uh? Obviously yours? But uh yeah, I understand what the
Speaker 4: problem that is done.
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you it's a it's a very
Speaker 2: very simple procedure. There's there's nothing to worry about.
Speaker 4: You, Okay, right forward? Would they book me into hospital
Speaker 4: or do they do it in the in the rooms?
Speaker 3: Do it in the rooms?
Speaker 2: Look what I need to explain, and this is why
Speaker 2: I needed to chat to you because modern procedures, what
Speaker 2: has happened in the past where there has been a
Speaker 2: chance of erectile dysfunction after the operation?
Speaker 3: I mean we're talking in like two percent, okay, two percent?
Speaker 2: So okay, So what we do to totally eliminate that
Speaker 2: two percent is we have stopped using local anesthetic.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What we found through the research is that this injection
Speaker 2: is what has been the cause of the permanent erectile dysfunction.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So what's my option? So what you're basically
Speaker 4: telling me, I'm gonna lie and you're gonna cut without
Speaker 4: any oh my word, and there's no other choice by
Speaker 4: joining the other ninety eight percent.
Speaker 2: We haven't got to the stage yet where we can
Speaker 2: eliminate if it's certain blood groups. If it's people with
Speaker 2: pre existing conditions, we haven't got that far with medicine yet,
Speaker 2: so it's a case of risking impotence or bearing with
Speaker 2: a little bit of pain.
Speaker 4: I'll definitely take the pain.
Speaker 3: You'll take the pain.
Speaker 4: I'll take the pain. But yeah, okay, it's my word.
Speaker 4: It's quite is. There no option of maybe going in
Speaker 4: hospital and they put you to sheep and then you do.
Speaker 3: Not for this procedure.
Speaker 2: You can have the anesthetic, but there is that risk
Speaker 2: and it's my job as a doctor to inform you
Speaker 2: of that risk because if you on the other side
Speaker 2: of the operation are impotent, then I haven't done my job.
Speaker 2: I could have maybe ruined your life, you understand.
Speaker 4: That's fine, like I said, or rather be with the
Speaker 4: same and go through with it.
Speaker 2: Let me explain the procedure to you, just to put
Speaker 2: your mind at ease.
Speaker 3: It's a small incision.
Speaker 2: It's about four centimeters four centimeters. We need working space
Speaker 2: in there. We tie off your obstresa and it's right
Speaker 2: at the inside, at the back of the testicular gland.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, and then off to it's there's no chance
Speaker 4: of any Olympic Summer's coming suit.
Speaker 1: What has to.
Speaker 2: Happen then, is you need to abstain for six months.
Speaker 5: Six month, So I had to go through this procedure
Speaker 5: without any anesthetics or anything for six months.
Speaker 4: H Yeah is long.
Speaker 2: It has to heal one hundred properly, otherwise it could
Speaker 2: mess up the entire procedure.
Speaker 4: Okay, so yeah, uh we'll have to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I should then take the appointment of for
Speaker 4: city on Monday. But I didn't think of it, and
Speaker 4: this six months, and uh god, I'm quite shock. That's
Speaker 4: what I have to do. Just take me get this straight.
Speaker 4: You're gonna cut the open without any injections. Then you're
Speaker 4: gonna tie off and what are you going to inject food?
Speaker 2: I will inject the left testy. We're going about two
Speaker 2: centimeters and then we've got to get to the back
Speaker 2: of that left testy and we tie off the tube
Speaker 2: that's the main supplier into that testy.
Speaker 4: Where my mouth is quite dry now, But in any case,
Speaker 4: was it just a gross Okay you are doctor, doctor East. Okay,
Speaker 4: Now I'll get back to you before the end today.
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Speaker 1: Snore about.
Speaker 4: Huh yo, no ways. Then the actual boch you're gonna
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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, It's it's Doctor East UK for Monday
Speaker 2: four thirty.
Speaker 4: Monday four seventy. But how did you get on the.
Speaker 3: Line now, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was just trying to call your number and I
Speaker 2: heard a conversation.
Speaker 4: Going, okay, there's a couple of confidents that I have.
Speaker 3: Well, what what are your concerns?
Speaker 4: Don't something about your qualifications and not completely qualified?
Speaker 2: I'm still a registrar and maybe yeah, well we we've
Speaker 2: got to learn somewhere.
Speaker 4: If you're not a practice on me, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: This would have been my first operation so meanly mm hmmm,
Speaker 2: it's it's my first one, so I'm quite excited.
Speaker 4: Your first one you mostly joking, my friend. That's my
Speaker 4: private When you wait, no way, we'll look for another.
Speaker 4: Your sister.
Speaker 2: When I was practicing, I did it on a pig
Speaker 2: and there was nothing wrong. There was on a pig
Speaker 2: and it was perfect. Just wacked Simpson.
Speaker 4: Hey man, you got me, get.
Speaker 3: My brother. You're sweating bullets.
Speaker 4: Your ungula chante.
Speaker 3: I love that laugh.