WEBVTT - Prank 23 April 2026

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<v Speaker 1>You stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous

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<v Speaker 1>cranky car from Darren Wackhead, something ex exclusive to KFM mornings.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, this is something that happens to all of

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<v Speaker 2>us all the time. When you answer that unknown number,

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<v Speaker 2>how many times will you get I know immediately? Is

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<v Speaker 2>this missus or is this Miss Barrens? When they referred

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<v Speaker 2>to you like that, you already know, all right, But

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<v Speaker 2>how many times do.

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<v Speaker 1>Will they go? Like phoning you Sherlin? Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this miss fun Vake?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually hasn't happened in a while, land.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so this is what's been plaguing this lady's cell

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<v Speaker 2>phone to the point that she now switches off her

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<v Speaker 2>cell phone during business hours shame. And she's left them

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<v Speaker 2>a salty voicemail.

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<v Speaker 1>Drastic measures.

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<v Speaker 2>But you see our operate after hours as well. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not a business hours type of person, so I'll get

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<v Speaker 2>you whenever I can. And let's just say it all

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<v Speaker 2>unfolds from there.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, if this is thank looking for me? Otherwise, if

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<v Speaker 3>you're looking for amand leave a message.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, good morning, mister Moore. How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, I'm a bit confused.

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<v Speaker 3>I can hear you're confused. The whole of Bloody spank

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<v Speaker 3>is confused. If you're idious, will just listen to me

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<v Speaker 3>my phone number or miss I can't?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, just please cool down with the more.

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<v Speaker 3>I found I've got to dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, just cool down. Mister Moore?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you hear what I said? Do I found like

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<v Speaker 3>I've got to?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, thinks that's idiots?

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<v Speaker 2>The mother? Okay, Hello, it's still sitting on the first

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for mister talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, give me fresh Hello, shame man?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Hello? Is this a very handsome mister Moore?

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<v Speaker 3>Some arrogant thinks funny enough? That's finding me over and

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<v Speaker 3>over again.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, even.

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<v Speaker 3>Idiots, it doesn't have the I told you just of

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<v Speaker 3>course before I get there. You actually stupid?

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<v Speaker 1>I said?

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<v Speaker 2>Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this more?

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<v Speaker 3>Does its more?

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<v Speaker 1>You're stupid? Do you?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't you understand English?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you understand what gender you are?

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<v Speaker 3>Will you hear me the first ten times? Or six?

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<v Speaker 1>Course? I'm looking for mister Moore or you mister Moore?

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously I'm not mister And if you're stupid, understood that

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<v Speaker 3>you would take my number of your system. But you

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<v Speaker 3>are too thick to understand that I will get aggressive

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<v Speaker 3>and agrow with you and tell.

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<v Speaker 1>You, so, who are you? Then?

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<v Speaker 3>I am somebody else? No idea who mister Moore is,

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<v Speaker 3>because if I met him, I came.

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<v Speaker 1>To I don't understand. How did you get your number? Then?

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<v Speaker 3>Good guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Hello, Yvonne y it's internet more here.

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<v Speaker 3>You must be freaking joking.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm serious?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Do you have any messages for me? It's wicked?

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<v Speaker 1>Since now are you? It's not? No, it is, it

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<v Speaker 1>really is. I've switched my machine off. Now there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe this.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle Fife gave me your details.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you know how pressure is.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'll tell you what. I will get it sorted

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<v Speaker 1>out for you. Don't you worry?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? And then you can change your voicemail? Well

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<v Speaker 1>what what would your new voicemail kind of sound like?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you wack eds for sorting out my problems? Leave

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<v Speaker 3>a message?

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<v Speaker 1>See it always ends well, yo, she dragged you through it.

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<v Speaker 2>There, Nah, but there's there's nothing more frustrating than the

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<v Speaker 2>day she broke.

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<v Speaker 1>Like she was at the breaking that was it? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>If you want anybody pranks, we The shop opens around

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<v Speaker 2>about midday. All Right, darrenis at KFM, dot co, dot

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