Speaker 1: You go and we go.
Speaker 2: Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings.
Speaker 3: KFM Mornings. Okay, docks gather around the most important questions
Speaker 3: being asked at the G twenty this weekend will be
Speaker 3: tested here. Okay. This is where I ask a random
Speaker 3: person a bunch of questions and when they eventually get frustrated,
Speaker 3: they put the phone down. Your challenges to see how
Speaker 3: many questions I get through? All right, children, how many
Speaker 3: questions will I ask this morning?
Speaker 2: Nine questions?
Speaker 3: Sis, eleven questions, eleven Ramis Khan twelve questions, twelve questions?
Speaker 3: Yea producer? Bread fifteen? Who is that time? Got records
Speaker 3: to break?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I love it? You say it with like such little enthusiasm. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was all mine. You the guide work that rocks
Speaker 3: up to go. I gotta do this today.
Speaker 1: And there's no there's no reward at the end of it.
Speaker 1: Give him all my guesses and he gives me that.
Speaker 3: What time is lunch? Why won't my Facebook login? No?
Speaker 3: Is the company banned Facebook again? That's where you lost.
Speaker 3: They just plucked your Okay, one of the four of
Speaker 3: you are correct, So well done. Okay, thank you. And again,
Speaker 3: the price here is we get to spend the wheel
Speaker 3: and you get what you get. It's a brilliant price
Speaker 3: by a small business here in the Western k All right,
Speaker 3: so here is this morning's senseless.
Speaker 1: Survey except good morning, Good morning, ma'am.
Speaker 3: I'm making three one nine six two. I'm calling you
Speaker 3: from the Senseless Bureau. I just need to ask you
Speaker 3: a couple questions for your country to learn. Take about
Speaker 3: thirty seconds. Okay, go ahead, ma'am. Or sharks just dolphins
Speaker 3: that went to the military? No?
Speaker 1: Who film?
Speaker 3: No, it's just summing. But anyways, listen, ma'am. Are you
Speaker 3: so happy that you learned about hexagon's in school instead
Speaker 3: of how to do your taxes? Because it comes in
Speaker 3: so handy during hexagon season?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Is anyone in your family really smart? I mean like
Speaker 3: serial killer smart? No, not that I know of. And
Speaker 3: what part of your smartphone is the smartest? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Every Halloween do you like to contract fun sized diabetes? Who? No?
Speaker 3: And this past Halloween did you go as a podcast?
Speaker 3: That's where you stand alone and talk for two hours
Speaker 3: while no one listens to you. Now, can you describe
Speaker 3: the relief you feel when you take your teeth out
Speaker 3: at night. I don't think, ma'am. Did you ever think
Speaker 3: about this that if a giraffe sipped a cup of coffee,
Speaker 3: by the time that coffee hit its stomach, it would
Speaker 3: be cold. No, well, of course not. That's because you
Speaker 3: only think of yourself personal. She was very confused there.
Speaker 3: Do you know what the average length of a giraffe's
Speaker 3: neck is? This is why my algorithm is totally messed up.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, two meters? No, I mean no, half meters. Wait,
Speaker 3: hold on, I say three meters. Do you know I
Speaker 3: think a giraffe would be like a fantastic watchdog in
Speaker 3: your yard. The giraffe looks straight over the wall see someone.
Speaker 3: I don't think they bark, obviously, what do they do?
Speaker 3: They don't make I don't think they make any noise.
Speaker 3: Giraffe is like a silent creature, but not the most
Speaker 3: the most visible creature as well. So half of five
Speaker 3: basically true. Yes, two point four meters. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: that's a giraffe's neck lance a thing.
Speaker 1: It's must be so tough.
Speaker 3: Imagine getting getting laryngiatis. It probably takes it will probably
Speaker 3: take ten years to cure that giraffees laryngitis. They call
Speaker 3: it in stages. Basically, you've got a neck the size
Speaker 3: of Yeah, is he too?
Speaker 2: Thanks for that visual bread.
Speaker 3: Have you seen them sleep or like take a snooze?
Speaker 3: Don lock their legs. They kind of like curl down
Speaker 3: and like their necks are they just called but they
Speaker 3: don't lie down. They almost like sit like is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I wonder how long it takes it you're off to vomit.
Speaker 3: It's cured by the time it's out. You know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. There's a lot of things. Yeah, it's not easy,
Speaker 3: you know. You know that. A horse? Oh wow again,
Speaker 3: this is why I'm algroom because I start there and
Speaker 3: then I end up. How does a horse sleep? You know,
Speaker 3: horse sleep standing up? A horse? A horse doesn't sleep
Speaker 3: lying down. A horse locks its legs together and it
Speaker 3: literally dorses standing.
Speaker 2: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Speaker 1: I'm a horse then, because I can sleep in any
Speaker 1: position anywhere. Yeah, anywhere. Challenge accepted.
Speaker 3: Okay, some of us are just built differently. Fun facts.
Speaker 3: Fun facts. I here someone tapping, who's fact checking me? There,
Speaker 3: who's googling?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you are correct, Yes, horses can sleep standing
Speaker 2: up due to a unique anatomical feature called the stay apparatus,
Speaker 2: which allows them to lock their legs and their joints
Speaker 2: to rest while remaining alert to danger.
Speaker 3: Oppressive sold And when are you gonna learn not to
Speaker 3: fact check me out because you always you are right, Derek.
Speaker 2: No, but I don't mind that. See, that's the difference
Speaker 2: between you and I. I love learning new.
Speaker 3: Things, so it's not about you, it's about us. But
Speaker 3: sometimes they can call is it's not too good? No?
Speaker 1: Sometimes, you know, you get things mixed up, some that
Speaker 1: you think got dodgy, that all turned out the most
Speaker 1: dodgy ones turn out.
Speaker 3: To be true.
Speaker 2: You know, so we can confirm the horses they sleep standing, correct.
Speaker 3: Okay, please throw that in a conversation today