WEBVTT -  Senseless Survey: Testing the limits of random questions

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<v Speaker 1>You go and we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings.

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<v Speaker 3>KFM Mornings. Okay, docks gather around the most important questions

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<v Speaker 3>being asked at the G twenty this weekend will be

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<v Speaker 3>tested here. Okay. This is where I ask a random

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<v Speaker 3>person a bunch of questions and when they eventually get frustrated,

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<v Speaker 3>they put the phone down. Your challenges to see how

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<v Speaker 3>many questions I get through? All right, children, how many

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<v Speaker 3>questions will I ask this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Nine questions?

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<v Speaker 3>Sis, eleven questions, eleven Ramis Khan twelve questions, twelve questions?

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<v Speaker 3>Yea producer? Bread fifteen? Who is that time? Got records

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<v Speaker 3>to break?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I love it? You say it with like such little enthusiasm. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that was all mine. You the guide work that rocks

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<v Speaker 3>up to go. I gotta do this today.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's no there's no reward at the end of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Give him all my guesses and he gives me that.

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<v Speaker 3>What time is lunch? Why won't my Facebook login? No?

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<v Speaker 3>Is the company banned Facebook again? That's where you lost.

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<v Speaker 3>They just plucked your Okay, one of the four of

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<v Speaker 3>you are correct, So well done. Okay, thank you. And again,

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<v Speaker 3>the price here is we get to spend the wheel

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<v Speaker 3>and you get what you get. It's a brilliant price

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<v Speaker 3>by a small business here in the Western k All right,

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<v Speaker 3>so here is this morning's senseless.

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<v Speaker 1>Survey except good morning, Good morning, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm making three one nine six two. I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 3>from the Senseless Bureau. I just need to ask you

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<v Speaker 3>a couple questions for your country to learn. Take about

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<v Speaker 3>thirty seconds. Okay, go ahead, ma'am. Or sharks just dolphins

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<v Speaker 3>that went to the military? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Who film?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's just summing. But anyways, listen, ma'am. Are you

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<v Speaker 3>so happy that you learned about hexagon's in school instead

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<v Speaker 3>of how to do your taxes? Because it comes in

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<v Speaker 3>so handy during hexagon season?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Is anyone in your family really smart? I mean like

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<v Speaker 3>serial killer smart? No, not that I know of. And

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<v Speaker 3>what part of your smartphone is the smartest? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Every Halloween do you like to contract fun sized diabetes? Who? No?

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<v Speaker 3>And this past Halloween did you go as a podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>That's where you stand alone and talk for two hours

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<v Speaker 3>while no one listens to you. Now, can you describe

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<v Speaker 3>the relief you feel when you take your teeth out

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<v Speaker 3>at night. I don't think, ma'am. Did you ever think

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<v Speaker 3>about this that if a giraffe sipped a cup of coffee,

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<v Speaker 3>by the time that coffee hit its stomach, it would

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<v Speaker 3>be cold. No, well, of course not. That's because you

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<v Speaker 3>only think of yourself personal. She was very confused there.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what the average length of a giraffe's

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<v Speaker 3>neck is? This is why my algorithm is totally messed up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, two meters? No, I mean no, half meters. Wait,

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<v Speaker 3>hold on, I say three meters. Do you know I

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<v Speaker 3>think a giraffe would be like a fantastic watchdog in

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<v Speaker 3>your yard. The giraffe looks straight over the wall see someone.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they bark, obviously, what do they do?

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<v Speaker 3>They don't make I don't think they make any noise.

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<v Speaker 3>Giraffe is like a silent creature, but not the most

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<v Speaker 3>the most visible creature as well. So half of five

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<v Speaker 3>basically true. Yes, two point four meters. Yeah, that's a

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<v Speaker 3>that's a giraffe's neck lance a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's must be so tough.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine getting getting laryngiatis. It probably takes it will probably

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<v Speaker 3>take ten years to cure that giraffees laryngitis. They call

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<v Speaker 3>it in stages. Basically, you've got a neck the size

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<v Speaker 3>of Yeah, is he too?

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for that visual bread.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you seen them sleep or like take a snooze?

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<v Speaker 3>Don lock their legs. They kind of like curl down

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<v Speaker 3>and like their necks are they just called but they

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<v Speaker 3>don't lie down. They almost like sit like is it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder how long it takes it you're off to vomit.

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<v Speaker 3>It's cured by the time it's out. You know what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying. There's a lot of things. Yeah, it's not easy,

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<v Speaker 3>you know. You know that. A horse? Oh wow again,

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<v Speaker 3>this is why I'm algroom because I start there and

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<v Speaker 3>then I end up. How does a horse sleep? You know,

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<v Speaker 3>horse sleep standing up? A horse? A horse doesn't sleep

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<v Speaker 3>lying down. A horse locks its legs together and it

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<v Speaker 3>literally dorses standing.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't sound very comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a horse then, because I can sleep in any

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<v Speaker 1>position anywhere. Yeah, anywhere. Challenge accepted.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, some of us are just built differently. Fun facts.

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<v Speaker 3>Fun facts. I here someone tapping, who's fact checking me? There,

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<v Speaker 3>who's googling?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you are correct, Yes, horses can sleep standing

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<v Speaker 2>up due to a unique anatomical feature called the stay apparatus,

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<v Speaker 2>which allows them to lock their legs and their joints

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<v Speaker 2>to rest while remaining alert to danger.

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<v Speaker 3>Oppressive sold And when are you gonna learn not to

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<v Speaker 3>fact check me out because you always you are right, Derek.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I don't mind that. See, that's the difference

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<v Speaker 2>between you and I. I love learning new.

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<v Speaker 3>Things, so it's not about you, it's about us. But

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes they can call is it's not too good? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes, you know, you get things mixed up, some that

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<v Speaker 1>you think got dodgy, that all turned out the most

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<v Speaker 1>dodgy ones turn out.

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<v Speaker 3>To be true.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, so we can confirm the horses they sleep standing, correct.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, please throw that in a conversation today