WEBVTT - Prank 30 June 2026

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is another world famous crank car.

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<v Speaker 3>From Daring Wackhead, something that ex exclusive to KFM mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>So a, babe, I'm just getting my bag and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>off to the gym, right, which he does every day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna go get some games and have those

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<v Speaker 1>those abs, you know, those rock hard abs. Just going

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<v Speaker 1>to get gains, bab, just gonna get gains. See you

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<v Speaker 1>in an hour, okay. And then he gets the third

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<v Speaker 1>degree when he gets her. Okay, So he says, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend is is quite jealous. He's clearly like a

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<v Speaker 1>like a gets attention and good looking dude, you know, repped,

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<v Speaker 1>got it all, got everything. So we're going to play

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<v Speaker 1>into that and see how she reacts. Okay, are you

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<v Speaker 1>ready for this? Are we? Well let's see if you ah,

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<v Speaker 1>you say your girlfriend is quite jealous, very very yuh.

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<v Speaker 2>And the scary thing is it's not like she's a

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful girl. I mean, she's so black insecure's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you look like anybody famous? It doesn't even have

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<v Speaker 1>to be even close.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm quite a big, quite a good pause I've been

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<v Speaker 2>thought to say, but I'm sure someone had to come

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<v Speaker 2>up to me and say that, Efron, because I've been

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<v Speaker 2>told that kind of thing. I like I said, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I look anything laughing, but just obviously to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Zach, Hello, good, thanks for you have to just

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<v Speaker 2>at work? Okay, what time you're leaving? Like fatas, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just wondering. Just at the gym here somebody I bumped

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<v Speaker 2>into Marca. Yeah, so he's just chatting whatever you wants

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<v Speaker 2>to know. I'm just going up with him. We're bring

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<v Speaker 2>soft to jump. Are you dying? Yeah? Okay, so what

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<v Speaker 2>time you're going to jump? Off?

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<v Speaker 1>You?

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<v Speaker 4>You all go after work?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just change Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>How's it?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on?

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<v Speaker 3>How much are you lifting?

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<v Speaker 2>The No? No, not too much. Just try and just shige.

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<v Speaker 3>Swarm man, listen what protein shakes are you having?

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<v Speaker 2>The shake? Use different ones optom the nutrition serious?

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<v Speaker 3>Right, those ebbs? Those are nice ebbs?

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks man?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I can I touch? Can I touch them?

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<v Speaker 2>Not? Not now, not at the moment. Just need to

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<v Speaker 2>carry on training.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, very nice, very nice that I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>some chid just walked up to me in the gym.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird, how strange?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I don't know us.

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<v Speaker 1>M h.

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<v Speaker 2>And then now you're going for drinks with Marco Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>USO or something? Okay, what's wrong? You see more? Quite now?

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<v Speaker 4>Well why do you think Greg? Because you just standing

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<v Speaker 4>there and like, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, like what I phone with me, babe, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to train. What must I say? Go away or

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<v Speaker 2>turn my back? Like what do you want me to do?

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<v Speaker 4>Its like what kind of a goal? While you're on

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<v Speaker 4>the phone comes and hits on you and then you

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<v Speaker 4>like engage in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I didn't engage. I just said think you're told?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I carried on speaking to you. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what you and I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 4>If you weren't on the phone with me, you'd be

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<v Speaker 4>like too willing to engage rubbish man. And now all

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<v Speaker 4>of a sudden you're going for drinks with Mark.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I know you're on the phone. I just

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to teach you. Anyone ever told you look like.

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<v Speaker 2>What you like?

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<v Speaker 3>You look like? Am I the first one.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard that before?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm not his biggest fan. Can I in

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<v Speaker 3>a picture? And so I know you're on the phone,

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<v Speaker 3>your mind, I'll be back too much.

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<v Speaker 2>A picture, man, Okay, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Just needed somebody, gise, he has my phone. Hold on, okay, hold.

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<v Speaker 2>On, you put it? Okay, what do you want? But

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<v Speaker 2>why did you put it on?

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<v Speaker 4>Because you too much? You too busy having a conversation

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<v Speaker 4>with some other goal, Greg, Oh, but she.

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<v Speaker 2>Came up to me. Please don't put it on.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what howson, I'm actually on the phone with my girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 4>Not I'm busy with the conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't have time to think. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't just expect to come up to you in the gym?

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<v Speaker 4>So what You're just standing there in the gym and

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<v Speaker 4>people like just come up you and start touching and

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<v Speaker 4>asked to take pictures.

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<v Speaker 2>Save. I don't know. Some tricks are weird. What can

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<v Speaker 2>I say?

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<v Speaker 4>And why why do you not say I'm on the

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<v Speaker 4>phone with my girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you just on the phone. I didn't I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have the drans And.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you're all of a sudden going for drinks with

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<v Speaker 4>Mark and you don't really speak or see and.

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<v Speaker 2>Considering you are getting so angry?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you think, Greg? Because who calls their girlfriend

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<v Speaker 4>and then chats up other girls who are ridiculous? Greg,

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<v Speaker 4>you feel like standing here.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been together yours. Seriously, you need to start.

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<v Speaker 4>Taking the point for five years. So what you do

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<v Speaker 4>like if you just if this is what you do it, jam,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't imagine what you do when you what you

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<v Speaker 4>do when you go out ridiculous and you want me

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<v Speaker 4>to be happy and not worry you going out to

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<v Speaker 4>drinks with Mark of all people, all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I don't know why, my boy, Look, don mind me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just an old lady. But does anybody ever told

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<v Speaker 1>you that you clock a very young Chris Barnard. I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to say, but it's good that you're a

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<v Speaker 1>heart surgeon because you must have broken many hearts.

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<v Speaker 2>By business. Like the old lady standing there, she goes again, Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>please don't put it down. I'm just trying to talk

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<v Speaker 2>to you and ask you releft. I have someone who

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<v Speaker 2>wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Who friend? Hello, friend, Hello, Hello, it's Wicked Simpson.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, boys want to be famous, so there you'll be

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<v Speaker 2>on Wicked show.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my goodness, I'm going to kill you later.

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<v Speaker 3>Poor friend him friendly going through it?

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<v Speaker 1>The head was too easy. It's the bingo players on

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<v Speaker 1>KF the morning. Yes, the messages from the prank This

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<v Speaker 1>morning that lay about that was by by e the license,

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<v Speaker 1>No I swear. Friend wasn't at work, you would have

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<v Speaker 1>been hearing all sorts of your master huts and all

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<v Speaker 1>that things. Jealous boyfriends, well we'll sort them out as well. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>pop me an email there and they said kf dot

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<v Speaker 1>that's say if you know anybody that you want to prank,

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<v Speaker 1>all right,