1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: Weekdays six to nine am. Good Morning, Cape Town only 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: with let's to give it on Cape Talk. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,560 Speaker 2: It's been a tough week. It's only been a four 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 2: day week, but it's been a tough week. And over 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 2: the last few weeks I've been bringing on Tyrone Fisher, 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 2: his commentator comedian, generally has a gig that I don't 7 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 2: attend every other week, and he's here in studio for 8 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 2: what do you want to call this the bottom of 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 2: the week. It's not the top of the week. 10 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 1: It's the bottom of the week exactly. 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 3: You get news at the top of the hour, and 12 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 3: then you get whatever I'm doing at the bottom of 13 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 3: the week. 14 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,839 Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? That's what I was thinking. 15 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 2: Okay, so let's start with some some gossip. What stories 16 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 2: do you have? 17 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:52,240 Speaker 3: I've got my first story. It's not stand up comedy. 18 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,320 Speaker 3: When your friend doesn't come to your gig, it's a 19 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 3: friend stands up another friend comedy show. 20 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 2: I was meant to come to Tyrant's at the beginning 21 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 2: of this week. In truth, I already a bad jokes 22 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:05,959 Speaker 2: once a week. 23 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: I knew you. 24 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 3: I knew you'd remember the gig. It did Wait, Oh 25 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 3: whoa did you just make fun of my jokes. That's 26 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 3: I'm hurt. I like I knew you A quick but 27 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 3: heartless is wild. Don't meet your heroes, guys, don't meet 28 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:22,680 Speaker 3: your heroes. 29 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 2: We'll talk about this off. Okay, where do we start today? 30 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 2: What stories eticled your fancy the bottom of the week. 31 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,759 Speaker 3: So the first story is the whites put on the lights. 32 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 3: Luminous city is on in the Company Gardens this week. 33 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 3: Sorry that headline snuck in from Helen Zilla's Joe Burgh 34 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 3: mayoral campaign. Not all artists are white there and it's 35 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 3: for everyone, but there is a weird beam of light 36 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 3: that has been taking over Cape Town's night sky over 37 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 3: the last week. And the thing is for me, I'm 38 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 3: just like, imagine you're in a happy that gets lost in 39 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 3: Cape Town. We light up our mountain all summer for 40 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 3: some odd reason. I still need a better explanation for that. 41 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 3: And now we have a me app scotty light shooting 42 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 3: up from Company Gardens while there are literally no free 43 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 3: weekends in the CBD because now we've got a run 44 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 3: as well for some reason. So well, what's actually happening 45 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 3: in Cape Town? 46 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: Wait? 47 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 2: Wait, what's a nahappy? 48 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 1: Nah happy? 49 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 2: Is a knack of course happy a nach happy. Okay, 50 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,080 Speaker 2: what's actually happening in. 51 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 1: Cap time? 52 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 3: We need to protect our privates as a South African 53 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 3: National Defense Force has been deployed into Mitchell's plane. The 54 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 3: defense force has been in the area for just under 55 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,119 Speaker 3: two weeks and they seem to be having no impact, 56 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 3: which I mean, for being honest, no one's surprised by that. 57 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 3: Did you see the RAN show They couldn't even land 58 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 3: on a cricket field? 59 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:46,079 Speaker 2: Is that when the the the paramilitary guys had a 60 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 2: little bit of balls up landing into the crowd. 61 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,920 Speaker 3: It wasn't just a paramilitary They also went there guys 62 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:58,119 Speaker 3: on motorbikes that went over ramps engulfed by fire on 63 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 3: motorbikes before falling over. And sorry, just to make sure 64 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,239 Speaker 3: everyone you know how ridiculous that is, I'm going to 65 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 3: say it again, the South African National Defense Force, in 66 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 3: a show of might, ramped over flame and gulf ramps 67 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 3: on motor fikes before crashing into each other and then 68 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 3: falling over. We don't have a South African Defense Force. 69 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 3: We have a South African fallover and rollover force. I'm 70 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 3: just confused what my tax money is actually finding. 71 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 2: Hopefully, it goes to a safer cape tong. We haven't 72 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 2: seen that just yet. We've got plenty of violent crime 73 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 2: this week, even with the with the rollout of the 74 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 2: essay indf just over this last week. But let's move 75 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 2: on some of that I spoke about this week, and 76 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 2: this is the battle between Mama Joy and Gayton Mackenzie. 77 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 3: This seems to be the other area that my tax 78 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 3: money seems to be going to, which is the spat 79 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 3: between Mama Joy and Gates MC. 80 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: I believe you have a headline for me. Is it. 81 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 2: A super fan or do you need an only fan 82 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 2: to make it pay for the do you want lested? 83 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: Do you think Mama Joy would approve of that headline? 84 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 2: I don't know. 85 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,160 Speaker 3: I listened to your conversation with her this week, and 86 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 3: I feel like she wouldn't enjoy that. For someone named 87 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 3: Mama Joy, I was surprised by how lack of a 88 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 3: sense of humor she seemed to have. I'm I'm going 89 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 3: to start calling it and mate, don't get me in 90 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 3: trouble for this. Mama lost Joy. 91 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 2: That was That was a very interesting conversation where I 92 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 2: never got to end it because I wanted to be 93 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 2: clear that that I felt that that that we could 94 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:53,839 Speaker 2: in fact benefit from her being funded by someone somewhere, 95 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 2: some entity to go to a World Cup, to go 96 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 2: to a tournament, to be our ambassador, because I think 97 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 2: there is something in brand is say and brand essay 98 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 2: when it comes to nation building. 99 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 3: I would rather my tax money went to me being 100 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 3: that person and getting to see Mexico versus be fun 101 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 3: and be fun alive. Being on my couch and seeing 102 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,600 Speaker 3: someone I recognize in the stands is not quite as rewarding. 103 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 3: But I did notice something from your conversation which I 104 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 3: thought was interesting. Somehow, all the events Ma Majod was 105 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 3: paid to go to seem to be historically white sports, rugby, cricket, 106 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:37,279 Speaker 3: the Olympics, and then now when soccer comes up, it's like, no, actually, sorry, 107 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,760 Speaker 3: we don't have the money to let you go. 108 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,160 Speaker 1: Why would we be doing that? Open your eyes, Lester. Look. 109 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 2: I think that's a false correlation. But I also think 110 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 2: it's just my suspicion, my opinion. I'm paid to have 111 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 2: an opinion on this radio, whether it's good or bad. 112 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 2: But a lot of the people who are complaining are 113 00:05:56,160 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 2: burly South African men. I believe well, I am a 114 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,720 Speaker 2: super fan because I watched this sport, I nearly made 115 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 2: Province and so therefore I should go to a Worke Cup. 116 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 2: To me, it comes down to a lot of jealousy. 117 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 3: I mean, I played soccer and I nearly made Province, 118 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 3: and I think I should go. To be honest, so 119 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 3: I think, you know what. 120 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,160 Speaker 1: Just just keep your eyes open, Just pay attention. 121 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,719 Speaker 2: The person who's going to be the biggest apponment. Do 122 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 2: Mama joy again as a super fan. They'll shut up 123 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,119 Speaker 2: very quickly if all of a sudden they be made 124 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 2: the super fan. Let's get to our final story of 125 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:37,920 Speaker 2: the week. 126 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 3: Good news for once, I mean well goodest news. I 127 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 3: actually think it's middling news. America and Iran have agreed 128 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 3: to a brief cease fire, so no World War three 129 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 3: for now. 130 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 2: Which I have a problem with the problem with Donald Trump. 131 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:58,280 Speaker 2: You can't do anything right. You can't even start a 132 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 2: World War three because you know what now happens, I 133 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,039 Speaker 2: have to pay a boundary payment on the first of me. 134 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,600 Speaker 3: Oh that that must be nice. The rest of us 135 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 3: in kept on trying to find affordable apartments that aren't 136 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,040 Speaker 3: on six months lease as while the Germans are gone. 137 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 2: You know what. That's what you'd expect world War III, 138 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 2: economic collapse worldwide. I expect some some service to go 139 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:28,680 Speaker 2: down to say something, Oh, that loan that I that 140 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 2: I had, that that that car re payment at home loan. 141 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 1: I think that we'd just have to do that. 142 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,000 Speaker 3: It would help us find apartments to be fair. But 143 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 3: that also actually does remind me is I don't know 144 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 3: if you can explain this to me, but Trump on 145 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,840 Speaker 3: Easter Sunday threatened to take out a whole country. I'd 146 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 3: use a certain G word to describe what he was 147 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 3: talking about, but I don't want to offend anyone. But 148 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 3: somehow he can still sometimes be called God's chosen, and 149 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,440 Speaker 3: he gets to be a petulant baby and then be 150 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,640 Speaker 3: elected as the leader of the US a second time 151 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 3: while still being called God's chosen. And then somehow when 152 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 3: I say thing slightly out of kilter, all of a sudden, 153 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,960 Speaker 3: I'm getting called Mama Killjoy. 154 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 2: Uh, you just go on a Trump rant and he 155 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 2: just ended up with a setup of a pun. 156 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 1: That's exactly what I did. That's what that's why I'm. 157 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 2: Here, That's why I don't go to your gigs. But 158 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:22,160 Speaker 2: but our listeners shoot Tyrone, Where will you be next? 159 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 2: What do you have upcoming? 160 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 3: I don't actually have any gigs this week. My confidence 161 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 3: was completely shot from my friends not coming to my shows. 162 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,559 Speaker 2: Okay, but you can find him on social media where 163 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 2: he puts a lot of his material. 164 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,840 Speaker 1: Anglerfish, Anglerfish do TF. 165 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 2: That's the one on the tiktoks on the instagrams. Tyrone 166 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,559 Speaker 2: Fisher is back with us next week for the bottom 167 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:45,160 Speaker 2: of the week. Thanks so much for joining us.